ITT: Retarded year end Minigames
>>729771547>doog is just using his stream to shill his shitty monkey ball clone and failed YouTube channel>doog has follow goals on >is literally giving keys to other streamersyeah fucking right this stream is a shamnothing more than a front for his crap
nine_ten's viewer who won't shut up about japan is annoying. Not as annoying as zion but still.
>>729771910You mean Nine_Ten blogging about his life?
>>729771972why won't you spam the threads on Sundays?
Nigga Heil nine_ten
>Any other faction sending masses of troops armed with scavenged crap/sharpened sticks and relying on child suicide bombers would be dragged through the mud as being retarded and out of their depth>When the Legion does it, it's stunning and brave and a show of how awesome they areNew Vegas writing is a meme but you gotta wonder how their main "villain" faction gets as many passes as it does
feliz navidad 2026
>>729767956 based. I sat through another 12 hours of this simulated autism festival just to read some hormonal thread about traumatized squirrels. I'm not giving up my annual tradition of burning 80 bucks worth of explosives at 2AM for some raccoon with PTSD.
>>729770703You misunderstand meI don't want any noise period
>>729764197uncnimals can't handle the heat
>>729764197I feel bad for them but it's unironically nowhere near as horrible as the 999 worse things people do with regards to animalsthat said, China is singularly responsible for a good 800 of those things so if you want to change anything.. and good luck with that, druid Anon
are we getting too old for videogames?
>>729771919At least it's not Magic
>>729771685
It’s that time of year again! 1997 babies better prepare
>>729770532Hairline receded a bit but I still have all my hair outside of that and a full beard. I have pretty good hair genetics outside of my hair being very fine, my dad still has most his hair even though he's in his 60s and went through chemo. My 84 year old grandpap still has a decently full head of hair too.
>>729763483>are we getting too old for videogames?No, that's like saying you're too old for movies, but do other things too. At the very least go to the gym.
Well, what did you think of part 1 of Canto 9?Did you enjoy seeing some familiar faces return?
>>729770637Me on the left.(I'm about to kamikaze on the nearest group of minorites)
>>729770531Peak of complexity was railway trio in which you either:>Prepped up a tank so your team doesnt explode from unclashable attacks>Do speedrun strats to unga Ahab
>>729767218Hag forgiveness arc incoming
>>729753160>Such a womanlet she barely covers half of the ID photo.Cute detail
>>729764215maybe something like dropping below a sanity threshold
Let's discuss the genuinely most challenging puzzles in videogames. So challenging that you would think the game is bugged (even if it's not).
>>729770228ANON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>729743558
Happy year of Clod. Here's to another year of our lovable retard trying to solve non-puzzles.
>>729762042KINO
>>729762042Is this Suno? It's fantastic, I never figured out how to get it to do things like whisper on command.
Hey /v/, it's our last Nominations thread for the 2025 year. Be sure to throw in a few suggestions if you haven't already.https://2025.vidyagaemawards.com/awards
>>729764430i cant beleive nortubel won
>>729769128A most honorable mention, like "Please be sure to submit your trailer, Nortubel dev".That reminds me, submissions /agdg/ trailers are open. No deadline for submissions atm, expect one to be posted by the end of January.https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeCrueaBEk_la4PXes2uTAX1WkNaLQptdw_5hL0pt61fOqfoQ/viewform
Video games
>>7297673462 hours, 51 minutes
>>729769476True.
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree Dawn of Sorrow was objectively the best Castlevania game?
But why PoR was so unserious?
>>729763631Isaac was good writing. Its sad finding out that his character was more or less hector's little kouhai that got mindbroken when hector betrayed dracula.Wish there was a dynasty warriors clone set in the time period. That'd be cool.
>No new games in over a decade >doomed as a collab whore and rehashed collections till the end of timea fate worse than death
>>729750435Indeed
>>729748471I got stuck. Last thing I remember was killing a big guy who fell through a bunch of floors and I got a laser beam attack. Feel like I've been all over the map but dunno where to go
I found the Pragmata demo too hard so here's some cheat engine tables I made:Inf Ammo:[ENABLE]aobscanmodule(INJECT,PRAGMATA_SKETCHBOOK.exe,7E 22 45 2B F7) // should be uniquealloc(newmem,$1000,INJECT)label(code)label(return)newmem:code: jle PRAGMATA_SKETCHBOOK.exe+3AE3B1E //sub r14d,r15d jmp returnINJECT: jmp newmemreturn:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>729766196why would you even need infinite jump and money in the demo?
>>729770367i don't know
>I found the Pragmata demo too hardwhat shade of brown
>>729766196>I found the Pragmata demo too hardis this a joke about pedos being braindead? I don't know that its possible to die in the demo
>>729770483
Gamers deserve lessGamers deserve worse
>>729771718So you don't know?
>>729770860I really like they kept the jpg artifacts in that image.It stays true to the source material
>>729770860I deserve nothing.
>>729771749'fraid so.
>>729771913Huh what u mean?
>get ttv teammate with femboy/catboy in their name >Check out his stream>Voice way deeper than mine
>>729768981Anyone with 'ttv' in their username is a huge red flag
>>729768981>mogged by a femboy OPsisters
>trad TV user doesn't shy of having a cute avatarBased gigachad, no wonder why he has a deep voice, unlike OP, the squeaky faggot.
>>729768981>femboy furry Vtuber has a deep britbong accentalways a shock
I'm a fairly straitlaced milquetoast guy but I have the gayest voice you ever heard
>In 1987, Final Fantasy, a last ditch attempt by Hironobu Sakaguchi at making a video game, was released in Japan>The game sold incredibly well in Japan, though when it released around the world, its reception was mediocre, but not horrible>The sequels, Final Fantasy II and III, sold far more poorly, and were, consequently, not released outside of Japan.>Then, in 1992, Squaresoft attempted another foray into the rest of the world, in Final Fantasy Mystic Quest. The game sold well, inspiring Squaresoft to attempt to release their incredibly well-selling "Final Fantasy IV" to the world under the renamed title of "Final Fantasy II"Anons, you've played FFIV, I've played FFIV...so let's do something fun. Let's play FFIV if it was a fanfiction written by someone who really...REALLY hated women, and didn't want ANY female love interests around for Cecil. Ladies(Male) and gentlemen, I've got booze, and happy New Year. This is Final fantasy IV: Alter Destiny.
>>729771382U U U U
I guess Edward's exposition dump before getting killed was good for something
so who's your favourite final fantasy big villain (prior to the modern games)? I included the villains in the dissidia games.https://strawpoll.com/poy9kxQ9JgJ
Yes. The ENTIRE royal family of Damcyan died in the Baron attack.
Just got this for $800 USD.Am I set until the prices come back down?
>>729771448hang retards like jensen and altman
>>729771448pc gamers how does it feel to have supported them for almost 40 years for them to stab you iin the back
>>729771619my first card was made by 3dfx, second card was made by matrox, 3rd was ati, 4th was nvidia, 5th was AMD
>>729770920Yeah, I also got a 5070 TI. It couldn't do high refresh with my most demanding game at 1440p with ray tracing (Control) but it pretty much runs everything else super smoothly. Also>prices coming downlmao. The only good thing to come out of the current shortages is next year is that high end monitors are going to be a fucking steal. I'm super glad I did all my other upgrades in 2023 and waiting till 2025 to do the GPU.
>Left teaching for my mental health>Work minimum wage right now because of it though>Rig was a 1070 prebuilt straight outta 2016, untouched but to add some more storage >Thing was a beast, ran Baldurs Gate 3, Elden Ring, all sorts of big stuff respectably without breaking a sweat way way later into its life>Figured I had a few years left before I slid into low/med hell and it was time to upgrade>Suddenly raytracing>Suddenly mandatory raytracing>Suddenly Unreal 5>Love Indiana Jones, can't run Indiana Jones, want to get Sonic Crossworlds, have to letterbox a fucking kart racer when I had Baldurs Gate 3 set to high like 2 fucking years earlier>Friends got me back into WoW (god help me) and it started off running fine but over the course of the expansion pack I went from running high/max fine to medium to low with upscaling trickery>Jokingly mention this on discord with my friends one day because I'm loading into a dungeon and having trouble>Friend offers me a 3070 he upgraded from>Overheats and shuts down my machine>Fuck fuck fuck>Everything ended up being okComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>729768847some of those were actually removed in oblivion howeverthuslychancebeit
>>729769010Action game would imply the combat isn't dog shit, so it can't be an Action game either.If it's not an RPG, and not an Action game, and the open world is too shallow for it to be a real Adventure title, what exactly is Skyrim aside from slop? A glorified mod holder?
>>729768847>hand to handShould have stayed>athletics/acrobaticsShould have stayed but merged into one skill, no need for two separate ones>mercantileWas merged into speech, which is fine>mysticism Honestly the most useless magic skill, all the spells from oblivion were just rolled into other skills>medium armorWould have been nice to keep this for more armor variety>seperate skills for all weaponsI’m ambivalent because one handed and two handed let you use a wider variety of weapons rather than specialize on a single type. This is useful because we all know that devs play favorites with weapons, usually swords get the most unique weapons while blunt weapons get shafted. Still, I can see arguments for why it would be better to keep them separate
>>729771460>Action game would imply the combat isn't dog shithave you never played a bad action game before?
>>729770370I've never once become a stealth archer in Skyrim, and I've tried several times, and every time I wind up becoming a Conjurer wandering the battlefield looting the dead while my Dremora Lords are ragdolling the corpses of the poor sods that got uppity.
This is a SONIC character
>>729730703WAIT does japan has a different lore for sonic than the americans, i thought that the western american sonic comics are the canon of this franchise , didnt know there was japanese manga of sonic
>>729770447no they don't have a diffrent lore, SEGA barley knows how to work the current lore
>>729770447It used to, now everything is unified for all regions
>>729770447Everything that isn't the movies takes place in the same universe now. Yeah, it'a a shitty choice
>>729769910id say the same thing about you needing to tell everyone about your mutilated crotch, faggot
Sonia sisters….
>>729770350Starforce 3 released on november 2008 so its only been 17 years
>>729770867It's like that Dagoth Ur AI meme about the main character being an argonian, only someone redid it so he was talking about Redguards instead. Some people are just simple.
>>729770707>Luna gets fisted by a big black guy in front of Geo and he falls to his knees seeing the hole
>>729770491>>729772052you're a fucking brownoid faggot
Why do gamers like romance in rpgs so much?
>>729770157Fuck off Jacob you literally cheat on Shepard because you can't even wait a few months
>>729767769they're russians, please understand
>>729766678almost nobody on Earth is in a real relationship
>>729771363True, nothing compares to an anon's love for his waifu
>>729766678You can be sad and lonely while in a relationship Speaking from experience
>[thing] was [x] years ago
How does /v/ feel about this game? How would you rank it compared to the other 3D Marios?
>>729760595This is seriously the most boring Mario game I've ever played in my life. I got it at launch as well.
>>7297s0595I keep waying I will get it and never do. Based on just that, I can say it's pretty uninteresting among Mario games.
>>729770273Uh-oh, bot broke.
>>729770542It's the malfunction nature robot from Odyssey!
>>729760595I had plenty of fun with it the first time, 100%ed it. I tried replaying it again recently, years after the first time, and retreading areas I remembered without having any new "ooh, what's in here" to look forward to just made it really dull and tedious.There's really no excuse for a supposed platformer to have so little replayability. I blame the lack of actual tightly-designed platforming; it's really more of an exploration game.It is still good fun on a first playthrough, though, I'd give it like a 8.5/10.
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>>729771179Hi.
>>729771294She's too busy with my chores
>>729771179It is fuckin alright, I guess. Working a 10 hour shift on New Years, but I do like the money. Happy New Years!Year's!>>729760767These pokemon gens are very cute! Especially the Sunkern twins.
>>729771720Ty. If you got a request, lmk. I'm going through the entire list.
https://youtu.be/i7T_rnezoC0
