How would you make a video game with $10000, /v/?
>>730782869skill issue
>>730782450i would make an RPG maker H game with all my fetishes ofc
>>730782954Mooching off your parents carries a spiritual cost too
>>730782450I would pay small, freelance, autists to make several small games, published by a studio I own and am the sole permanent employee of, and encourage them to lean into trends like none other. I would pay some of them to spam out mobile adfarm slop as well. None of them would get royalties, just up front payment / commissioned work, I would get this in writing as well. I would do this until my initial investment of $10,000 dried up, do my best to automate the payroll process (or at least dumb it down until I could send payments with a few clicks) and then I would sit back, quit my job, and just make the game I want to make myself, while also having enough to cover rent and food for the time period.
>>730782450I will assume you mean a competent game and not just shitting out some garbage in a weekend. Obviously also just releasing an unreleased project I have made and spend the 10k making it better.The best bet if I had some greater reason to do this would be spend the 10k making a vertical slice that I then either try to get kickstartered into more funding for a better project or secure funding from some sort of publisher (doubt being a solo indie dev) to finish the game.10k just isn't enough for me to survive on for the length it takes to make a game.Luckily I do makes games and have all the skills required to do it professionally if I wanted to.
Who's going to be your Basara?
>>730781893It took like Fantasy Life 6 months to be on sale for like 20% off
>>730780675Not really. My Hero farming team only has 1 player with long shot and still consistently get advantage time, while occasionally get advantage win. Just use 3 forwards with advantageous element against the keeper.
>Breach gets a 50% tension decrease now Is Breach decent now?
>>730782917No it still sucks ass because the passives are percentages of the base 10% not a flat increase. So if you dump all your shit into breach you only get like a 5% increase while everyone else is getting an absolute shitload of raw stats with zero effort.
>>730782997>No it still sucks ass because the passives are percentages of the base 10% not a flat increase.Alright, so if I resume this correctly :- Justice and Tension are pretty good.- Roughplay is nerfed and a cuck chair now (you literally give Tension to the opponent).- Bond is meme tier. Nice pass bro but let me catch it with my Simple Domain Circle.- Breach is still bad.- Counter is too situational.
was this the last good zelda game?
>>730770874All games originated from the famicom
>>730779597>ages worse than seasonsYou cant be this retarded.
>>730770778It was the last 3D Zelda that followed the old formula even if Aonuma hated making it and dragged his feet.Everything after that has been Skyward Sword's nuformula.>>730772498SS has very little in common with the older games.SS was largely a disaster, because it could not follow basic best practices of game design for some reason.BotW is a less focused version of SS that gives up on presenting even a semblance of structure, but the core of it is identical.>>730778129>RemakeModern Nintendo couldn't finish that game.
>>730770778TP wasnt even a good zelda game. The intro took too long and was lame.The dungeons were super linear.the over world stuff was super linear and boring.It had the absolute worst itemization out of any zelda game, other than the double hookshotMaybe it had a good boss fight? i forget.The game got 8/10 on release from a certain critic and zelda fanboys cricified him for not giving the game the obligatory +2 zelda bonus, but when you play the game you realize he did.
>>730782982>SS>not the OoT formulaIt 100% is. You don't get to group it in with the new games arbitrarily. >>730783025It has the best dungeons in the series
It does not hurt anyone else. Stop being against the future.
>>730779753oh no one of the many AI slops that's getting spammed to death on Steam is gone because the dev realized he was producing a slop, what an outrage
>>730780669>there is already an ai tech start up company biting the dust.That's because they can't compete against OpenAI and the massive fucking handjobs they're getting from world governments, Microcock, Jewvidia, etc.
>>730779753why are AIjeets like this?>if you dislike AI you're a tranny!reminder that they tried this shit with NFTs tooit's just low-hanging (lol) fruit the groupwhy would trannies even be opposed to AI? seems like they could use it a lot, like convincing minors on discord they're a girl by generating a video of one ect
>>730779979Good morning sir!
>>730780578>Importing cheap labor only worsen and weaken the worker conditions and power.That's good for companies. (In the short term, later on people suddently don't have the money to buy their products).American politics is bought by people with money (lobbying) and paid for with taxpayers' money!
Hear me out
>>730779448why does Peach exist? they're the same thing functionally, though one looks more like a child so is therefore an improvement
since when was v suddenly filled with
hear me out
>>730777169Rya cute
>>730783129hear me out
>hear crash>ignore it since nothing seems to have changed>finish game>turns out if i didn't speedrun to the basement i miss out on an entire new area and ending>other bullshit like the iris key and sybil ending needs a wiki to completewhy couldn't an NPC just mention a hint or some shit the entire basement is full of pointless NPCs
can someone QRD tickle for me? I'm about to fight the furnace and it looks tempting to have my sam be able to be a fully dedicated healer so I kinda want to keep him. he has coat of arms, for what it's worth
Sex with Sybil
>>730782803that is gay because her uterus is male
>>730749145Sam is a pussy.
>>730783002your penis doesn't go into her uterus, it goes into the meat world of the basement's parking lot
You didn't look up skirts in video games like a pervert, right?
>>730782550Lulua was the same way
>boomers used to do this in publicHow did people not die of embarrassment? This looks ridiculous.
>>730764067i missed out on streetpass due living in a small city in the third world. i want it to come back so bad.
>>730778825it's awesome that we forced the term zoomer so hard that it was added to the dictionary to be desu
>>730764147Holy FPBP
Everyone knows you look way cooler doom-scrolling and hitting like while barely conscious
>>730764067Is having subhumans on their phones blasting music and tiktoks without headphones in somehow better?
zm_lila_panic.... home
>>730777472Who are you talking to?
>>730777472Calm down achmed
>>730777472LMAOOOO you got the uncs SEETHING!
>>730777472in after rent paid (free)
>>730777324what happened
Finally, the solution to sweaty gamer hands
as a high sens boomer I’m a heavy mouse enjoyer. A heavy, exceptionally smooth gliding mouse is what I fancy.
>>730759128Had one of these back in the day.
>>730771992>input lag>connection failslol. lmao. Genuine skill issue.but yeah, the mouse OP posted is beyond gay. A rechargeable mouse? with a fan in it? fuck off.
>>730759128getting for the color scheme
>>730771992unc this aint 2000, wireless mice are the competitive standard now
Is there a particular reason uncs request for this Fire Emblem game to get remade more than any other old FE game? What's so great about this in particular? Is it the name?
>>730771482I think the main problems are:1- Switch 2 fanbase is still mostly into Mario and Zelda. Not FE.2- The very bad rep Switch 2 has right now will likely mean not as many new potential costumers.>Switch 2 is getting even more expensive due to the AI stuff.>FW wont have the Harry Potter/Persona charm that possibly attracted a good chunk of players.>The main cast is very unconventional. I dont see a Dimitri or an Edelgard in the main FW lords in there. Flavia anf Jeritza werent exactly popular to begin with so making expies of them is questionable. Cai is basically a lamer Vaan from FFXII and unless he gets a Rex in Xeno 3 style glow up he is a bust. Lea is okay but hard to read for me.>If this is really the playable cast, otomes or fujos will be lost.Just feels way too out there compared to 3H.
>>730782407>Switch 2 is getting even more expensive due to the AI stuffpwoof?
>>730782407Literally this. The only reason people really decided to bat an eye to it, was pic related. But you know... It's the first trailer. We should probably wait until the second or third to actually make a better assumption to where it will end up
>>730782407They probably thought making Dimitri and Edelgard 2.0 would be TOO on the nose.
The great debate
>>730782891FF7 objectively, but I have a special spot for Shenmue in spite of how slow it is. OOT is overrated. None are really comparable though.
I liked all 3 of them quite a bit but I would have to rank them as OOT > FF7 > ShenmueAll 3 of them are great though. I actually think Shenmue 1 is a much better game than Shenmue 2. 2 felt too bloated.
>>730782891I played only shenmue and oot, and oot isn't that great after the first half
>>730782965Man, going back and playing 2 in the remaster, you're not wrong. I remember as a kid enjoying it more, but 2 really doesn't take off until very end in Kowloon.
>>730782918So great Square completely abandoned the style in later sequels and the remakes.
Lowkey scary to think about gang
>>730782092zoomers approaching 30
Zoomers love old games.Which makes me think these 'unc' topics are made by mid 30 year olds desperately trying to sound young.
>the broccoli is spamming wojaks holy kek
>>730781550holy KEK zoomie rage even got that bussin haircut FRFR
>>730779761Thats hipsterslop. Post the real list. You wont.
>Is the worst FF in your path
>>730780003>>730782340>no numpad input>the reverse camera directionwhy do niggers always do shit like this
>>730782793Final Fantasy music unironically got me learning music theory. I'm starting with the piano and I'm learning Hamauzu.
>>730778925rank the expansions/addons
>>730778596fuck you bud, it's actually the BEST.
>>730782919>Gaijin to do anything you musta do 300 hour of kirr mob for XPNope it was horrible.
What's the best Tomb raider game?
>>730776587pretty much
>>730781348Yeah but I understand completely if someone puts 1 over 2. I was just one of those kids who complained there wasn't enough action and CORE while granting my wishes also went way to far in the opposite direction. In hindsight anyway.
The one where she takes a tour of Africa and becomes an honorary member of a tribe, tattoos and all. It explains some of her superhuman feats after she absorbed the chief's essence in that ritual.
>>730775517underworld
>>730776587For me, it's either 3 or 4.I like 3 mostly out of sentiment, because it was my first TR game and I played it A LOT. I also don't mind 2, but I am weird, because I've played all the TR games backwards (3-2-4-1-5) so I have a bit of nostalgia bias.
Oh yeah, that comes out in two weeks.
maybe they just killed it, like Sega did Hyenascan't imagine having the only impression of the game being 'The game awards final reveal was shit' is gonna be good
2026 will be massive slop and biggest layoffs
>>730780828HIGHGUARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!
This is as severe as a Pathologic outbreak times....3!
>>730778860Sales for these types of games tend to be more sustained and less immediate at launch than games with more marketing and bigger brand name. And Pathologic isn't a completely unknown thing among the type of person who enjoys this sort of stuff, so whoever wants to play it will find it eventually.
>>730778860It's only been 5 days.
>>730705836Yeah well you don’t have your nipple pasty dress anymore so I shan’t be gooning for you any longer Maria.
>>730704546The apathy/mania system is so fucking stupid. It's just annoying and brings nothing of value. (You choose the wrong dialog option, now go waste your time finding a trash box to kick)
>>730704546Dialog is also very annoying and drags on and fucking on forever...
elevator broke down and stuck with Mai and Chun
>>730781876most people are cucks
>>730781876Lesbians are alright in some porn sometimes. Cute and attractive girls can't be 100% lesbians because they get showered with attention from males. All girls are bi by nature, they just need to suck something, they don't care what.BUT there are genuine full blown lesbians. These are most often than not are ugly retarded whores who don't get attention from (normal) men and so they just hate men and lick smelly vaginas instead. It's a mental condition basically, they're not normal, they're insufferable and disgustingI had a "pleasure" of talking with an actual full blown pair of fat lesbians once (AND ONE OF THEM STILL WAS DIVORCED AND HAD A HUSBAND KEK, EVEN THESE WHORES ARE TECHNICALLY BI). Worst experience of my life. It was just really unpleasant, I really felt how they hated me for the fact that I am a man
>>730781536>>730781629They are actually mortal rivals in public but passionate lovers in private.
>>730781876Yeah its never done anything for me at all
>>730761992I would tell them stories about eggs.
Was this when people realized FFVII is actually kinda sorta gay and lame?For me this was when I realized FFVII was kind of a "lower tier" universe, because the voice acting sounds cringy and everything in higher def made me realize it's all pretty weird. The obsession with SOLDIERS doing squats is downright autistic.
>>730780121If you think the expanded universe stuff is "trash"... Boy howdy, do I have some news for you about the original FF7.
>>730778621FF7 (the original) is the ONLY good thing with that name on it. Literally everything else is shit.
>>730780271FF7 was worse than Crisis Core. I'll concede that it was better than Dirge of Cerberus, but only barely.
Rebirth tried to pull some time janny bullshit with Aerith's death. It really puts a damper on what is suppose to be the most emotional moment of the game that I even cheered when she died. Zack however ends up being the saddest shit I've seen. It's gameplay mechanic, the Digital Mind Wave, he starts to lose all his thoughts and memories of the people he's met during the Final Stand level.
If its not Final Fantasy VII (Squaresoft, 1997) it is of no value whatesoever.
Signs you're about to see some good ass Tekken
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