John Tarmac
Warren Spector
>>736265197I do think that keeping the april fools captcha and making it the only one would actually be beneficial. Properly curate the pool of images and lock people out for a bit after failing repeatedly. Would encourage people to actually lurk moar before posting again.and also adding oekaki for every board, but we all know that mods won't do shit to actually improve the site
John CARmack
>>736264492founder of 9gag and best friend of Jefrey and Ghislaine Berenstain
tim fallin'
Proof that video games do need to have SOME money behind them to become good
>>736267172real and true
The Delta twist is fucking stupid. It needed to be better foreshadowed, because even after looking it up, it still feels like bullshit that came out of nowhere.
it's a complete shitpost from start to finishyou'll wish you enjoyed it more once you're done
>>736262108yeah... i don't think budget was this game's main issue. The first two games were made on even less and they were good.
>>736262618Regardless of how you feel about it, all Zero Escape fans are honor-bound to experience ZTD in full
What is the best game where chance and probabilities determine who lives and who dies?
How are you all struggling so much with such easy chapters
>>736267968yes I can, tested roy with tate
>>736268031MY HUSBAND
>>736268002have wolt pick her up he's useless
>>736268031Its a hard fucken game dude leave me alone
SLAY THE SPIRE 2update here
>>736267571https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2868840/view/507357952986842134
>>736267571In game (click the scroll on the top right in the main menu)Steam (from your library, click on StS2 and then you'll see the patches
>>736267457Bing Bong to counter phase 1, Fiddle to counter phase 2, Void Form to counter phase 3. Seems easy to me desu.Can't believe anyone would complain about Queen compared to this
Host please
>100 base + 50 per for removalfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck tihs
This is the hero/protagonist of the Mega Man Star Force games, Geo Stelar. they're pretty fun games and their collection just released, you should play themdiscuss the series
>>736265997>BotWOpinion discarded
>>736267748It was almost fucking done! There was a demo! It was close to ready to ship!!!
>>736267748>Red AshInafune be smart enough to rebrand it as Pokémon title for Nintendo Switch.
>>736221952out of ten
>>736266239sex
Choose
More like OctoSLOP
Why?
>>736263724I choose my wife Feminophobia
the space part of live a live is so bad that it brings the whole game down so that I would choose octopath even if the rest of live a live is much better than octopath
>>736264546The remake is more feminist friendly
Im@s is coming to the West...
>>736263423She looks like she holds up a sign saying 1000 yen per hour after school.
>>736267281they're not allowed to do that anymore btw
>>736267567Holy lilo pudge
>>736267693what do you mean? credit card companies can't take down games anymore? or did they patch the game so that certain girls can't do certain songs?
>>736263510Retard
What you sound like saying there will never be a Switch 2 emulator
>>736265219too bad they forgot to release any games worth emulating on it
Get a job, sponge.
>>736266425>>736266432>>736266479cope
>>736265105It's not gonna happen because Fire Emblem comes this year and none of the hacker groups have made any headway on Switch 2, most have been disbanded/retired after legal action from Nintendo. Even if they were working their hardest, the security is a lot tougher to crack. People don't realize how lucky we were with the Switch for it to have a day one exploit and Nintendo to be blindsided with the lack of security protection on the device. This is a different ballpark. The scene is different, its harder to crack, and Nintendo is way more aggressive in pursuing people who would make an attempt. These types of scenes rely on a bunch of people contriubting their time for free and if they aren't allowed to do that, you're not gonna make much progress. Even if they could, security is locked down on this device where they might not make any headway for years and years. Even if it DID get cracked in time for Fire Emblem, it would take a much longer time for the emulation to actually be in a playable state. You're shit outta luck
>--AI post
No wonder they're cancelling all PC efforts
>>736264263That's only like 3 new mega yachts a year, barely scraps.
>>736267960>they should be releasing games with lower fps/quality on consolesthey already do
>>736264270>Ludoflops in youre path...
>>736263858>Sony when gamers have choices other than woke cinematic slop
>>736263858Maybe it's because they ported the shit games and ignored the stuff people want like Bloodborne and Gravity Rush.
It's the best Zelda game.
>>736265438Cliches? in Japanese fantasy? no way!
>>736263797>>736264968good to know thanks anons
>>736261631my only problem with this game is that the enemy variety sucks and they're so easy to kill. other than that its perfect
>>736261631nuhuh
true
why are fairies brown?
>>736264669>pretending to be asleepSHE TREATS IT LIKE A FUCKING GAMEI NEED YOU TO MOVE WOMAN
>>736264669How can one fairy be so perfect.
>>736264669he needs to add a giggle to the loop
>>736260697>AND loliconIrrelevant
so much cool oc aroundi bet anons poke all toads folder is almost 1gb
>Dude we can't kill this dragon so lets just send him to the future and let someone in that time deal with him lmao Why were these faggots let into Sovngarde?
>>736267791>Only Argonians can breath underwater - Floyd of Riften kek
>>736267753Me when a shadow magic user casts "You aren't the Hero, idiot" (My mythic role of Hero is more important than my identity, so now I'm just a Dunmer man instead of being a buff Nord lady):
>>736267794Hey, at least it's not stealth archery. All roads lead to stealth archery.
>>736266871I hope the grander scheme involves big falmer milkers
So you're telling me there are moments in the lore where a character just thought too hard and he became metaphysical?
How are you enjoying them, anon? I forgot how tough Chris run in the OG was.
>>736267536>>736267549>>736267751Try not being poor
>>736267536>>736267549>>736267751Kill yourself, seething samefag
>>736267940>>736267947irony
>>736267536I fucking wish I were a zoomer.>>736267751>real gamers either emulated or played the enhanced fan portsI've played the original on PS1 over 2 decades ago
>>736267751>>736267549>>736267536i'll give you 600 dollars to just shut the hell up
CM status?
>fail to qualify for A>get 5 wins straight in BI don’t feel like trying hard
a finals open leaguesuper creek gonna be playing big time goo goo babies after that performance
Yesterday was pretty rugh going 10/20, today doesn't count since it's people trying shit and people trying to qualify to A finals
Bwuh i'm so happy umabros, I never thought I would be able to have a rating like this. It took me a few wasted runs but I finally figured it out. I fucking love MANT now.
>down to 350 clocksNot looking good!
This year's April Fools joke in Yugioh Master Duel was duels that start with 15 cards + "Infinite Cards".What did (You) think of it?
>>736267001For Gemini, you need Chemicritters.Craft that SR Gemini field spell, you'll need it.
>>736267001So this decklist is for Lucky 7? How does it work, and what do you negate with Prohibition?
>>736266307no i mean isn't he a biologically male and has a male voice and everything male? how is he a troon? did he troon out AFTER the branded video?
>>736267232the decklist is for farming the spell counters secret mission, it has no win condition. prohibition is just to negate Droll so you can keep drawing with Royal Magical Library. a lot of the cards are random spells you you can activate at any time to get counters
>>736168932IT'S FUCKING DOG SHIT
GM porters lets knead this bread
>>736267662you get hints for most of them (all of them?) so you should be able to get close enough
fastest mode of transport? that fast skeleton plus ziplines everywhere?
>>736268032the magellan
>>736268065>the magellan>hour long cutscene>loading times>500kg cargo = 3 likesfaggot
>>736268094holy fuck anon how slow is your toaster
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>>736266820>no fingerless glove meterShant be boughted
>>736267839>>736267926Yes yes, takachi lost and the CCP won>>736267938This is true, see >>736267789
>>736267874The what now?
>>736267921You could maybe make a scene out of the story book but you can't base an entire 90 minute film about it.
>>736267991
>8 speed>10 intimidation>10 hide>10 sting/bite >9 strength Fuck these assholes, they're almost maxed.
Every spring, paper wasps try to build a nest right next to my front door. In the same spot every year. Every year I pop them with the spray and watch their writhing agonizing death with pleasure. It happened again just yesterday.
>>736267149>Weak to Fire, Electric, Poison, and Crushing damage
>>736266849>1 defenseBalanced. Ever heard of glass cannon my man
>>736267616You suck fuck.I get paper wasps in a small space between my roof window and roof, but I leave them be. European paper wasps are quite docile anyway, unlike yellowjackets.
>1 INT>1 AGI>Only attack is a selfdestructWho the fuck designed this thing?
Where's bayonetta 4?
nobody except nintendo wanted to buy her games so never
>>736262596Bayonetta is played out. It's time for Jeanne, the real main character of the series, to finally get her own game.
>platinum gamesdon't hold your breath, anon
>>736262596Where it belongs
>>736262907For the longest time i thought this was some sideline baby puzzle game, they really fucked up the marketing.
CURRENT BLAST STATUS: HAVING
>finally have a PC capable of running DD2 in a manner that isn't completely blurry looking>......still waiting on the inevitable expansion/re-release/whatever from CapcomThe fact Wilds still hasn't had its G-rank shit gets me curious as well.
>>736263158I don't remember anyone from either game. The story was so generic since it was an afterthought.
>>736267990>not remembering she-goat and jew tits and the jesteranon...
>>736267890G rank is on the way, I'm pretty sure they just released the last major update for milds.
>>736173007>ride ox cart>cycles raid>pawn meteors>cart destroyed>check where i am>barely left townSigh
