You wouldn't be mad if you were sent on a suicide mission for no actual reward, right? I mean *I* get rewarded for it at least...
>>736270860Bisexual man who killed Songbird here so checks out.
>>736270957Biscum are not a real sexuality, you're just a boring heteroid.
>>736271319Then I guess I'm just not a SIMP then.
>>736271319Cope shiteater
>>736270952The Asiatic kind.
>shoot locker>it explodes
>OI KISAMA! IS THAT A FUCKING 20 YEAR OLD FLASHCART FOR A DEVICE THAT DOENS'T EVEN MAKE NINTENDO MONEY ANYMORE??! FUZAKENNAAAAAAAA!!! GIVE ME IT! GIVE ME IT RIGHT NOW I'LL FUCKING BUCHIKOROSU THAT LITTLE YOKAIIII!!!!Why is Japan like this?
>>736264925Loyalty to corpos is exactly the kinda of mentality jews want their golems to have
>>736259660The internet would be pure hell if otaku could speak english.
>bought a DS flashcart in 2008>still using it to play vidya, complete with the 4chan-themed menu skins that crossdresser made
>>736270778>digital preservationIt's insane, I remember an old futaba screenshot where an anon made a post using a drawing of an artist who nuked his account and they jumped at him for not "respecting his wish" and sharing his deleted content.Something similar happened some years ago with anons archiving tkmz's drawings on /a/, with japs on twitter shitting at them for daring to preserve them.
>>736259660They used to be pretty widely available. Remember the hentai homebrew that was going to be released on an R4 at comiket? And they had a maid openly advertising it on the street?
>month after its release and discussion has come to a haltDespite breaking records, it looks like it’ll be the most forgotten entry
>>736270481Capcom seething that Mikami never came back so resort to stealing his ideas.
Anyone else get into Resident Evil because of Requiem (or Grace)?>>736268310>off topicNah, but your post certainly is.
>>736270697I think it's maybe the producers/game directors of the nu-Resident Evil are big Mikami fans, given how they try to incorporate aspects of his newer games, but I do like the interpretation that the Capcom suits were seething over probably their best director quitting on them and having a schizo moment
>>736270481>>736269770>>736269817why Shinji Mikami doesn't sue their asses for 10 Billion dollars ??
>>736271475Its just references.
I feel like the controls should be 1:1 with the original since they were already perfect but I hope we get full sized towns/cities and restored cut content and unlike the 3DS remake it doesn't censor content and instead mayhaps we get the first M-Rated Zelda?
I'm expecting a full-on remake with OoT3D as a base. There are a lot of ways and places they can expand on.>Lost Woods with more areas, the Deku Scrub society in particular>Sewers under the castle town if you look at where you get the Ocarina of Time and can come out from the right side of the castle>Deeper into Death Mountain Crater>Higher up in the Gerudo Valley towards the plateau >The Haunted Wasteland is the biggest area that could be expanded on, potentially leading to a Gerudo village away from the fortress>Desert Colossus only because it was such a small areaThe world map has a few areas that could have some stuff added.If they really wanted to go the extra route, they could use the Lost Woods to connect Hyrule and Termina together, adult Link potentially going to Termina without the moon looming over the land.
>>736270939People want a spiritual sequel to OoT, or rather the OoT formula.
>>736269228>but it's gonna be on par with FF7 Remake dogshit padding bloat.No it's not. FF7 had an incredibly long strong, held together by pre-rendered backgrounds. OOT can easily be remade today, it's a much smaller game.
>Link finds all his equipment at the start of the game>the Kokiri are now Koroks>grottos are now block-sliding shrines.>Gold Skulltulas replaced with koroks>game redesigned so you can go anywhere at the start>the little story OOT had has been further reduced>half the soundtrack removed>Hyrule Field is now 5x bigger and only has 2x as much shit to do in it as the original.>random Zonai shit inserted haphazardly into the world>weapons break after five swings; have to pay the shitter Biggoron for a new sword>Master Sword has a cooldown timer.Here's your remake son.
>>736271387>collectible Zelda flashbacks chronicling her escape from Hyrule Castle and training with Impa to become Sheik
Software Sales (physical only)1. [NS2] Pokemon Pokopia – 48,772 / 821,6872. [NSW] Mega Man Star Force Legacy Collection – 18,238 / NEW3. [NS2] Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park – 10,158 / NEW4. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 7,005 / 2,880,3435. [NS2] Monster Hunter Stories 3 – 5,477 / 53,4896. [PS5] Crimson Desert– 5,265 / 36,3737. [NSW] Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen (Download Card) – 5,214 / 11,1468. [NSW] Winning Post 10 2026 – 4,747 / NEW9. [NS2] Mario Tennis Fever – 4,657 / 95,63210. [PS5] Winning Post 10 2026 – 4,540 / NEWHardware SalesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736267629Looter garbage
>>736266820Did they rip off the animation from the dancer in Marval Rivals?
>>736262723No one believes them and mocks them for being so petty that they'd lie about it thoughbeit.We know for a fact that only 160.0001 million ps2s were manufactured.This is irrefutable.So Sony is saying that they have sold every single PS2 ever created to a consumer.Not a single one was ever stolen, damaged or lost during logistics.None were ever used as a replacement for a defective one to honor warranty.None were ever used as display units.No one is falling for Sony's retarded lies. It's sad how Sony has to lie about this, but it's even sadder how flimsy their lie is
>>736269231I only saw one copy of RE9 on the Switch 2 out in the wild and I have went to multiple stores Capcom's was stupid enough to under stock copies of a popular console.
"Looks like $24M THU for #TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie. $58.5M 2-day cume. 5-day Easter weekend now on track to $185M."This could expand Nintendo a lot honestly. People buying NS2 to get those Nintendo games, GTA 6 announced day 1 for Switch 2>>736270910I forgot this event even started. I really wish they would make the events last longer
About time they acknowledged the true endgame.
>>736243937This will be in the next movie...
>>736243937Just got back from seeing thisWhat a shitshowDecent action and better humor than the first one but the story, dear god the story, I cant remember the last time I saw a movie that was this clearly rushedYou can feel the influence of competing story drafts and different producers all trying to cram in all this incompatible shit
>>736270979>paying to see it when its been posted for free on /v/ since at least yesterdayEverybody laugh at this man
>>736271427>I am proud of being poor>I am proud of not supporting my local theaterNo shame bro
>>736270720>Mario puts on the crown to mock Peach for laughs>gets turned into a woman and kidnapped by Bowser>shenanigans ensue
Why don't most gacha players like playing as men?
>tfw only use the men in ZZZKomano, Wise, Seth, Lighter, Hugo, Harumasa, and Anton forever.
>>736268421Huh? That goes for any protagonist. You sound insane. You’re not actually witnessing anyone do anything. It might “upset” me that I don’t have a hundred quadrillion dollars but what kind of pathetic droop gets sad fantasizing about it>>736271052I don’t think men want to be railroaded through it as hard, but I can rotate apples in my head
>>736268273SEA players aren't able to look at other men without imagining them utterly dominating their waifu. Even fictional men
I do play as a man that fucks women.
>>736268273I'm not gay or an autistic self inserter that copes by pretending that a fictional character that they look nothing like is them.
So we're definitely getting a new Starfox game soon, right? Nintendo wouldn't blueball us like this for nothing, right?
>>736271016Once he dies Star Fox will die with him. You misunderstand how no one at Nintendo cares about Star Fox. DK is probably the fledgling Miyamoto series that can manage without Miyamoto around. Needless to say greater brands like Mario and Zelda don't need Miyamoto either.Star Fox is the defective one that truly will get put in the Nintendo vault once he dies because Nintendo employees truly don't care about it. Japan's lust for furry stuff is strictly cutesy trash like Hello Kitty. Star Fox is the Anti Hello Kitty in visual presentation as such its not going to be popular.
>>736271016>Yet another 64 retreadWho started this meme? The only 64 retread was literally 64 on the 3DS. All of the other games are different.I swear this is just people seething because they didn't put Krystal in Zero. Zero doesn't really play like 64.>games you got since 64 that were not 64 retreads: Adventures, Assault, Command, Zero, Guard (I guess)
>>736271164Star Fox truly has no chance of getting a decent movie done when made by shitty westerners.
>>736266401Surely you mean "Kursed"!
>>73624773199% of (you) don't even like star fox (the game), at most you vaguely like the idea of star fox. Same goes for f-zero, people are invested in the ip at a very abstract, superficial level
Monthly schedule has been revealed. What are you waiting for? Will you participate in Legend Comp 4? Will they fix the Ring Engine bug during maintenance tonight?
>>736270538The minor stat differences really aren't going to matter. If they do, worse stats might frankly be more likely to work in your favor between item rolls and slipstream, if it comes up at all.
>>736270507I like both, but I prefer the TSR one for being more faithful. But OPA is still nice.Also I just prefer the piano in the remix over the synth, personally, it sounds great.
>>736260539best April fools
>alright sweetie, its time for your kuson and pandaz race
>>736263013Character mostly doesn't matter.Handling and Boost machines work best for drifting, Power works best for ring boost/slipstream. Speed and Accel don't really have selling points, but are still usable.Gadgets are difficult to cover concisely, there's docs linked in the /vm/ thread that type essays about them (and mechanics) and you can check ingame leaderboards if you want something to lazily copy. Rule of thumb is to have ring generation mixed with at least one form of speed (ring engines, drift, ring boost) and if there's any leftover slots, use them for defense or Inventory Plus. Most popular builds right now are built on a core of one or both ring engines for frontrunning, or Slipstream Bounty + Ring Gain Boost for keeping up with the leader and pulling ahead at the end.
>>736270873>Jiang Xueqin>predicted trump will get reelected and attack irannigga, i predicted that. where's my university to teach at? also, his name sounds chink, not gook
>>736270717/pol/ is brown
>>736268798dude is FATdid he move to US or something?
>>736268798>>736269924>Americans will call this fat while weighing 300 pounds
>>736271441dude, he is much fatter than the average fish sustained nihonjin
No wonder they're cancelling all PC efforts
I can't think of a single Snoy game worth pirating, let alone buying. For Dude Raider, didn't they only release the shitty ones and not the games people like?
>>736271047>Nioh isn't a souls like.Literally everyone agrees it as a series is a Soulslike. Just because you have missions instead of a world and a focus on Ki pulsing does not change that.>You can only upgrade and equip certain items at shrines.>Shines refill your items and respawn enemies.>Medicine is treated like grass or blood vials.>Corpse run.>You unlock shortcuts in the level that bring you back to shrines or give you new shrines.>Stamina system except it has active reload to gain it back.>Enemies attack identically to Souls enemies and have gank groups and traps to punish unaware players.>Bosses are treated exactly like Souls ones where you keep away and punish when they whiff unless you are extremely adept at Confusion or LW spam.This is like saying the Remnant games aren't Soulslikes because they have TPS elements when everyone agrees they are because the overwhelming majority of the mechanics and game design lean towards how Souls games do them, and those games have randomly generated maps..>>736271190Because it ruins their console side for less profits in the long term. You now have less people buying the games on consoles meaning less people buying the DLC for 100% of the profit instead of 70%, you have less people paying you for PS+ which fully goes into your pocket, you ruin the exclusivity allure and appeal leading to less people impulse buying the games for the fact that they can only get them on their platform, you give less of a reason to own your console when you can get what is available on it elsewhere, and so many more reasons.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>simple ports make 300 mil revenueand yet they are complaining
>>736263858Am I supposed to think $300 mil in 3 years from multiple year old games is supposed to be bad?
>>736270704this. can't wait till the retro bald space woman game comes out so they can finally cement their legacy as the kings of video games.
>SAO game>minimum amount of Kirito possibleIt might actually be goodhttps://youtu.be/Lr_dGWiEbJg
>>736263286>>minimum amount of Kirito possibleYou don't seriously believe this, right? Nips seethed at Fatal Bullet thanks to that so Kirito pandering got heavier to the point that the original FB girls fell for him in Last Recollection
>is the most fun character in Fractured DaydreamMito sexo supremacy
>>736263425Mildly excited, but seriously need to see some gameplay
>all the cute girls will survive the game>the nerdy dude with the glasses is super fucked
>>736264630>they're going to have you build your own OC harem in game>just to retcon them all chasing kirito's dick in the movie after
What makes Mikan the most beloved Dangan on /v/?
>>736270076Makes me so mad. All the smaller fangames frothing at the mouth and jumping at the opportunity to dogpile on the project and fan the flames of drama, now hoping to take first place. Especially the Kill/Cure guys. Insane. Eden Garden showed a lot of promise for a western fangan, despite some issues I had with the characters or occasional woke piece writing. Such a shame. Whoever said danganronpa fangames from the west/that had a team never see the light of the day years ago was right kekDanganronpa Another still clears it seems. Never doubt gookGODS
How it feels to completely ignore western fan projects
>>736269596Yeah, you're right, I'm glad I have no idea about any of that cringe stuff. I just want to cuddle my pure and beautiful wife Mikan in bed
I like her design because she has similar hair to Nadeko. Not into NTR, prostitution and the other stuff she's associated with though.
My uncle works at Spike Chunsoft. Hajime will make out with Chiaki in 2x2.
Here's the demos I played today:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2212520/The_Last_Werewolf/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3925340/Incoherence_Dark_Roomshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4125050/Paradise_Falls/https://store.steampowered.com/app/4169890/5th_ERA/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1765670/Aboard_the_Adventure/Part of being a gamer is demo testing.
>>736267478yeah well. The ukraine war is a semi-reasonable excuse. It might get finished someday.
>>736267619I imagine developing a game without electricity is quite difficult.
>>736267760>cancer clinicDude overplayed his hand.Now it just looks like bullshit because he doesn't want to work on it anymore.
>>736266080>i don't see the point in thinking for myself
I like these threads, thanks for making them.
Play Final Fantasy 6!Released: April 2, 1994
>>736269729In 60 years you'll be dead so why even do anything?
>>736270072>t. Kefka
>>736269729unless you're playing in Jap every single version is going to be the 'wrong' version so just go with what you like.
>>736269729Here is a handy image to help you make these decisions.
>>736240246heavy's voice : NO
It's gonna be announced this summer, trust the plan
What is the proof CV is next?
>>736268850Being a bullet sponge doesn’t equal being more of a threat he’s far more ineffective in every sense. Ability wise, speed wise, power in every way shape and form less effective. If bullet sponge meant effectiveness the shielded common grunts in Revelations 1’s raid mode would be some of the most effective enemies in RE’s history but that’s not the case.
>>736270443>Being a bullet sponge doesn’t equal being more of a threat he’s far more ineffective in every sense.Except he is more dangerous than in the original. The original is still tied to the engine from 1998. You will never be at harm in OG RE2 because of how easy it is to outmaneuver bosses.
>>736270545>Another Zoomer repeating the same talking pointsYou’ve clearly never played the game before and are just repeating the same talking points you’ve heard from your favourite video essayist or twitch streamer. If you even tried playing the game no doubt the tank controls, limited inventory and camera angles would filter you. That’s why zoomtards spend their time bitching about these mechanics despite saying how easy the games are.
>>736271039>your favourite video essayist or twitch streamer.Except those are the same contrarians angry about the remakes making their childhood games obsolete.
I just want a Jurassic Park game that's not a Park Sim, ya know?
>>736270716I played that and it was fucking kino. Unfortunately I never made it past level 3 on account of being a retarded 7 year old
>>736271235I still like the first trilogy, and I can put up with World. But the fifth one pretty much ruined the franchise for me. Never again.1 > 2 > 3 >>> WorldThe other ones do not exist to me. Simple as.
For me, its the Lost World PS1 game and Lost World SEGA Arcade
>>736268925why did they never do alien isolation, but jurassic park?
>>736268925never everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hdkmGLO0vQ
>*jobs*
>>736271128They really did fuck up the design so bad, one issue is the tech that is on him had flesh growing on it because Nemesis could regenerate flesh like crazy and his body was healing over it but in the remake the decided that it should just be a thing that goes on top of him.What a downgrade.
>>736269840>tfw the scientist in charge of putting the caution stickers on the trash bags for some reason
>>736270014some coping about they being mass produced instead of the old 5 years in a tube or something...
Do not take a look at this image
The nose is probably the most baffling decision ever. What the fuck were they thinking
Can we have a nice battlestation thread?
>>736267386Low-end pc for emulation and indies console for AAA simple as
>>736258447>>736267108My office provides dual monitor workstations for everyone to connect their laptops and that's what almost everyone does. They look at their tiny laptops instead of the big screens... it's mind-boggling.
Bump
>>736232935thanks anon
