aaaany day now
Stop it, get some help
>Gordon speaks now
>>730795674>GordonDid you miss that that ending of episode 2 got retconned and that Alyx is the main character now
>>730795674>Focus, G.
>>730795769>Half-Life 3 pulls a MGS2
>add a half naked little girl as a party member>she marries you and constantly calls you dear and beloved when she's with youWhat were they thinking?
>>730795596where's the cunny
>>730795596>not a single blondeA bold move
>>730795882They already made the peak blonde, there's no golden summit left to climb.
>>730782354>Angevin wifeI'm happy
Shades of Brown: The Souls-LikeThis game is so ugly.
get in and let's talk about the new Genshin killer v12389
>>730795380No censorshipAll characters are in combat at the same time and you don't do character slop swapSCI-FI instead of mostly fantasyFurry charactersTails
>>730795380Its easier to to say what makes it similar to genshin/wuwa and that would be 50/50 in character banner, everything else is differentCombat is differentExploration is differentGearing a character is different
>>730794826>>730795191no no NO NO my game isn't dogshit simplistic and shallow at all it's really complica-ACK>class system doesn't matter since class archetypes don't do anything in combat>defenders don't taunt or hold aggro>there's no reason to main play defenders because you can just perfect dodge everything and take zero damage (wow, iframes break the game?? no way?!?!)>healers are only relevant because dogshit AI teammates run into damage to justify the healer having something to do >AI is so bad that you'll be forced to replay stages because your NPC teammates will die to avoidable damage all the time>gameplay has no depth and the elemental reaction system produces nothing but boring static effects at best>combo system is so lackluster and formulaic, there's no variety in attack order progression, it's always LMB LMB LMB into skill into ult or some variation, no charged attacks or plunging jumping attacks or anything to change the variety>team fluidity is tied to mono element and that's by design Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Can I get assists too?https://endfield.gryphline.com/activity/final-prep-orders?inviteCode=ea03e6f0d8e6c40653868e4b846d6b00
>>730795842>zero grimdark end of world aestheticthats a good thing, grimdark slop is very overused in chink gachas because its the easiest way to tell a story
Why does this make uncs seethe so much?
>>730794094I think SF6 does it wellif you want to socialize, you can do it in the batllehuband I play the ranked ladder often enough that I recognize multiple people per sessionoh that's "AngryGief", I typically beat his ass"
Call of Duty was the only game that had any kind of large audience complaining about SBMM and now they got rid of it, so it doesn't really make anyone seethe anymore
>>730793643because improving at a game should mean that you win more often
>>730794427well izzat is because of the guy on kiwifarm's post
It's a weird thing to get mad at. You play and lose/gain MMR, then you play against players of that rank. That's all there's to it. If you win a lot, you rank up and play against better players.
Hot for Teacher EditionPrevious Thread: >>730625092 >If you drew it and it's vidya, you can post it.>When requesting, post references and names in one post.>Don't be greedy. Don't post multiple requests in a row.>Keep it VIDEO GAMES related and Vidya Origin.>No shitposting, if a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. Thread's about art, keep it that way.>Have fun!>Booru Collectionhttps://vidya.pics/>Drawing Books and drawing programs:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Requesting Krile wearing only the leotard part of the Everseeker Gathering set and a pair of stirrup stockings, while asking the WoL if he thinks the 'Traditional Milala attire' looks good on her. If possible, have Eyaney in the back giving a thumbs up Everseeker Gathering Set ref:https://files.catbox.moe/v2ltoh.png
Requesting Clar the male succubus getting fucked by Mana Tank in the full nelson position.
>>730794596No. Go away ban evader
>>730794596You made me look bad! Eat shit and die!
How boring
Name that one 2000s game series that needs to make a comeback.
>>730795689Sex with herbivores
Still praying for Dark Cloud to make a return.Or Xenosaga to get a remaster considering it's now semi-canon to Xenoblade.
>>730795261Is nala from the lion king anthro?Cuz I would.
Fluffy anthros
>>730785404Half Life
this scene was too over the topyou do realise that women don't like to scream and have fingers in their mouth during sex, right?
>>730787923to procure cum you need to... cumnever heard of post nut clarity?
>>730785983Worst girl.
>>730791935Tsukihime is Twilight for men
>>730792009I've said it before, many times in fact. In the animal kingdom, what we call "rape" is simply how intercourse is done. Ever seen two cats fuck? The female cat puts her ass in the air, not knowing why. Much like a girl at the club who showed off all that skin, and wore all that make up (not to attract a man, you silly boys. She just does it to make herself feel good.). Then the male locks eyes with her before she runs, and he gives chase. He catches her, pins her down by biting the back of her neck. She yowls since it's painful. This is likely happening at her first bleed. About one year of age. Compare that to when human beings experience their first period. Oh my! But what of the age of consent mother nature!? So anyway. The young feline will become pregnant and likely lose her entire first litter due to incompetence. It will be a bitter painful experience. Without feminist society to push her into a perpetual victim mindset, it will happen again, but she will do better with a larger and stronger body. As a seasoned mother with a litter of suckling kittens, no tomcat would dare lock eyes with her for long without fleeing. The tomcat knows that she will kill him or die trying, and the blood he will lose is not worth it in any capacity. The harsh world has made her strong. Human women should strive to at least be as strong as fucking cats.
>>730785983Robert owes Courtney love, praise, and sex.
Is gaming a real hobby?
>>730794515hachiware is a slut
>>730794628How do you know it
>>730794515How can a hobby be fake? It’s just something you do for fun. How can you fake having fun?Oh wait… we’re on /v/ after all
its an incel hobby (trait)/thread
>>730794590 Damn bro, did gaming steal your girl or something? Touch some grass and pick up a controller, it’s not that deep. Let people enjoy things.
Damn, the Aen Elle Elves look like THAT?
isnt it weird how ciri went after the 3 retards and geralt went after this dude? shouldn't it be the other way aroundalso, everything post kaer morhen siege felt extremely rushed and cheap. Fuck, seeing their turbo ship not be a cool borderline flying dutchman spaceship like in the intro nightmare but Just A Normal Boat made me collapse and foam at the mouthalso yes w3 elves are a really cool depiction of them compared to other fantasies
>the best Megaman game>every zoomer now says it's the worst for unknown reasons
My personal favorite is Mega Man 6, but 3, 4, 7 and 9 are great games. Still haven't tried 11.
>>7307929616 is great, but it's also on the easy side. I never hear it brought up much when it comes to NES MM tunes though despite it having some of my favourites.>>730792961>Still haven't tried 11.It's pretty fucking tight, although the stage themes and some of the music I didn't jive with. Difficulty balance is on-point.
>>730792961IT'S NOW OR NEVER!
>>7307854872nd worst decision Capcom made for the GBA.First was gimping Zero.
>>730777947Also could dump some mavericks to the good guys side, or asspull time bullshit to have Zero and ZX characters
Do you adapt to new metas well?
7-1/2 is 6.5 and not 3!
>>730794362PEMDAS bros...
>>730794362
>>730794362order of operations is racist
the only use of the ÷ symbol is trolling
Bananza is a terrible video game
>>730791446Gameplay reminds me I suck at video games. I’d rather write essays discussing the themes of moviegames
>>730791446Bro the webm literally shows walking exposition. It doesn't even let you find the banana at the end of a path without blurting out HEY WHAT IS THAT
>>730795149>>730795525Nice sametrannying, Eric
>>730795525Doesn’t she say it after it appears onscreen?
>>730786247get new material, faggot.
kneel. biggest game of the year ez and nothing else will come close
>>730795391Also backed by one of the biggest revenue companies in the industry (Riot AND EA)
>>730795846EA? What?
>>730780701>>730788697I hecking love playing casual videogames while feeling like an office cuckold!
>>730795501PixaldrainMegaGofilelitterboxAt least those are shat i use.
>>730795968>what i*
He did nothing wrong.
>>730795107How does he cuck you? Unless you think ajay spends all game getting hard looking at bhadra.
How bad is Far Cry 6?
>>730795348He marries the jailbait that you saved before and was into you.
>>730794014Because Ajay is stuck there and has a connection to the land. His moral compass is a little too far to one side so he allows himself to get pulled into the conflict because he thinks what he’s doing is helpful and correct. He’s like a proto version of those Redditors that flew out to Ukraine. The dark reality that didn’t get enough attention or focus in the plot is that there’s no true positive outcome for the country whoever wins.
>>730795483It’s fine, at best.The biggest problem I had with it was the tonal whiplash, I think the setting and the plot is really cool and deserved better. You have this great backdrop of revolutionaries taking back their land under a genuinely despotic leader and a mercenary military force - but then you’ve got an attack dog chihuahua, a rocket launcher that fires from your back, homemade weapons that look fucking stupid and a cockfighting minigame with Street Fighter style presentation. It’s like they threw in a load of goofy shit because they felt like they had to instead of just playing it straight like Homefront: The Revolution did.
Play Fallout 4 >but muh storyLiterally does not matter. Imagine seriously complaining about the main quest in a Bethesda game, like, water is fucking wet
>>730766182Fire isn't hot, it simply possesses the property of transferring energy.
>>730795289I'm no physicist, but isn't heat caused by the vibration of molecules? And the molecules in fire are moving pretty fucking fast, thus fire is hot.
>>730765667The mods needed to make this a properly interesting experience alone makes it not worth it. Plus the fact that fucking PRESTON GARVEY won't leave me THE FUCK ALONE.
>>730795535https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/59019
>>730765667>muh muhKill yourself
Meanwhile on alternate dimension where they review video games instead of cars...
>>730795129Cause he was always ugly. In general ugly people age better.
>>730794706>Tonight, on Slop Gear>James plays the latest AAA rubbish>Richard gets banned on Steam>And I pick all the wrong choices in Pathways!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-b-_FwEnBY
Ymfah?!
>>730795505He sure gets a lot of use out of James in full samurai regala, huh.
Oh My God.....
>>730793291Yes, big tits is not enough to make someone attractive (but it helps, sure). She was designed with "ugly woman" in mind. But fotm waifufag slurpers won't care
Alt/treasure Soon™
>>730757464She looks like she masturbates a lot.
>>730757464is this the "based" racist "femcel" that fucked niggers ?
>>730791754 Exactly. It's wild how people act like it’s some huge betrayal now when the CEO's been transparent about it from the beginning. Everyone was fine clapping like seals over the art when it dropped, but the moment someone yells “AI!” suddenly they retroactively hate it? Lmao. It’s the same art, same curves, same glossy thighs. The outrage is just performative now.
Is reading VNs to learn Japanese just a meme or does it actually work?
>>73079576710% of 20 something in Tokyo are foreign (mostly SEA and China), 3% of total population is foreign
>>730795840>>730795859Can't they just put old people in them or use robots
>>730795890Probably because of people with little hats and big noses
>>730795908The tech's not quite there yet and no, Japs don't want to work in those places. The pay is shit and dealing with customers is just shit in general.
>>730795767It's literally a random screenshot of the headline of some bullshit, take a guess.
Anyone find any good demos during the Detective Festival?I liked SideEye High, even though it looks ugly. It looks ugly because it is ugly, but the gameplay was good enough not to dismiss the game entirely because it decided to do a stylistic choice of making Americans look hideous.
>>730787990Roottrees is good, slightly woke though.Not in that list but Daemon Masquerade is great, even though it looks a bit like ass.
I recommend Detective Instinct for Famicom Detective Club fans and Penelope Pendrick for Nancy Drew fans.>>730787990I wholeheartedly recommend Roottrees.I love and hate Blue Prince. I'd say just give it a shot.
>>730787990Troon prince is not worth your time. Every person who praises it is one of those "it gets better after 50 hours" schizos
>>730782603silver case is good if you havent played it already
Any recommendations?I enjoyed golden idol, roottrees, drifter and obra dinn. Horticulture and painscreek killings were okayishIm eyeing to buy no case should remain unsolved and murders on the yanthze.
Game let you spend some quality time with your mother
>>730795628it's flattened but also in that sort of zigzag pattern so it makes a fucking accordion sound too, lul (sorry i'll stop)
>So called 'hag lovers' only show up for a woman who still looks like a teenagerVery interesting.
>>730795762Kek I laughed
Does this game actually features mom-son incest or is this thread purely fanfiction?
>>730795898Not really. I read a lot of incest hentai and watch incest roleplay videos.
