Who do you marry in Skyrim?
>>730742532She's one of the few women in game to use the male animations, it's a check box in the editor
>>730740765Senna
>>730740856
>>730742339>poor>the only Expert level Pickpocket teacherSomething isn't adding upThis new captcha is really annoying
>>730743734a bunch of the houses in windhelm have master level locks, despite being shit compared to other citiesso she had to git gud at picking locks to try and steal, except nobody had anything to steal so she stays poor
>Game has characters made for a teenage girl audience in mind>Somehow becomes popular with older men in their 30-40's on /v/ insteadWhy is this so common?
>>730736434>nobody can explain whywe all know why
>>730741384I am mentally a teenage girl and I love daddy boyfailures that are cute and fixable
the rare and ever elusive "post ephebs" thread
>>730743273
>>730736434Idols (be it anime or 3D) have always being aimed at males. The girls are the product, not the music.Magical Girls are still aimed at girls in Japan, its just the only ones we hear from in the west are those that appeal to male audiences like Madoka.
Is the Nier series dead?
>>730743581video games are supposed to be fun
>>730736336Who knows no one expected a sequel to Nier in the first place.
>>730743804I see.>>730743807Nier is fun.
>>730743807It is fun, you don't need the story to be happy one, game play and plot is still engaging.Stop thinking like a 12 year old.
>>730743804But then that's just a drakengard game, not a nier game
Men will look at this and go "WIFE!"
>>730743389It did get nerfed, but not nearly enough.
>>730743389Untrue, they increased its recovery on whiff so if you preemptively evade the meterless, forward moving, unreactable, plus on block, combo starting move MAAAAYYYYYYBEEE you'll have the frame advantage.
>>730742965>>730743110I understand the words you are both using but my brain literally can't parse the concepts because of how completely and utterly retarded and unnecessary this seems
>>730743324HOLY FUCK THANK YOU
>>730743763they did it for the vtubers they paid to shill the game for a week.
people see a game with less than 10 reviews and assume it failed because it's badoftentimes, they are incorrectthe game failed because the developer severely overestimated the organic exposure their game would receive purely from existing on steamvalve has kept the requirement of external initial promotion as a subtle secret for indies, letting people shadow drop games in hopes that enough people will play it for it to blow up, but this never happensyou must generate at least $10,000 of gross revenue within a 14 day period, at any point during your games existence on steam, for valve to consider it a "real" game and begin promoting itwe see many games flop because the developer assumed they would enjoy fair discoverability, drop their game, receive low reviews, and then cement their game as a failure due to potential buyers assuming it's bad because of its low review countvery brutal cyclethe meta promo strat is to spam promotional content on youtube shorts, farm enough wishlists to estimate that 10k in 14 day revenue period, and then hope your game is actually good enough to continue gaining momentum on steam once it experiences real algorithmic promotion
>>730728217This is proof that /v/ does not care about gameplay.
>>730739993Most successful indie games have over 100k sales. Cuphead sold 1m+ its first year. Squad sold 3 million. Euro truck simulator did 15 million copies.... hope this helped!
>>730720542>you must generate at least $10,000 of gross revenue within a 14 day period, at any point during your games existence on steam, for valve to consider it a "real" game and begin promoting itThis is a requirement because they don't want to promote some asset flip AIslop by accident. They only want to promote quality games and the revenue requirement makes it more likely. I'm not saying that your game is bad, but you should have known what you're getting yourself into when you chose an art career (yes, games are art). This is one field where there is no guaranteed way to get exposure or recognition or income without connections even when you have good worksmanship (pic related).
>>730720542>you must generate at least $10,000 of gross revenue within a 14 day period, at any point during your games existence on steam, for valve to consider it a "real" game and begin promoting itDo they even explain this anywhere? I have a game released on Steam and this is the first time I've heard of this. How are we supposed to know what the rules are when they don't post these rules anywhere?
Do you prepare development documents before actually starting any work on your games? How much do you have pre-planned before you start working, and how much do you just make up as you go?
>1.16 billion dollar Tencent deal>billions of dollars in Canadian/French government bailouts>still sinking harder than the TitanicWhat can Ubisoft even do at this point? finally finish Beyond Good and Evil 2?
>>730742964google how to purchase stocks, and then look up ubisoft's company.
>>730743080True, but the issue here is that people don't want to buy their budget offerings at full price. Even something with Mario's name attached to it AND a good reputation like Mario + Rabbids that sold 10 million copies in its first game couldn't even get Sparks of Hope to sell more than a million copies until it heavily dropped in price and now it's 3 million.The budget games are things they have to equally gamble on as the more expensive stuff, but the people are coming to them for the expensive stuff. Simple examples: Steep and Riders Republic. I would classify those as around AA budget games and Steep supposedly only did 1 million while Riders Republic refused to even state sales, only "10 million players".
>the issue here is that people don't want to buy their budget offerings at full pricethat's kind of the whole point of not spending hundreds of millions of dollars on one project, you have more wiggle room in virtually everything regarding net profit.
>>730743871meant to reply to >>730743565 obviously.
>>730720634Their games were actually good once. I know it's hard to believe for a zoomer, but Ubisoft wasn't always known for low quality slop.
TAU WILL TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE
>>730714458This artist must have been railed by big tau railguns a few times too often.
>>730724665You have just grown a thick skin to the imperial cope posting over every little scrimbolius bimblous over the decades.
>>730739420what are they, what can they do?also i keep hearing about different mother fuckers that daemons "shit their pants around"
>>730738125I like the (unintentional?) meta storytellingTau started as a plucky, reasonable, young race and are getting progressively more totalitarian, ruthless and religious/fanatical as the time goes on and as the universe keep throwing existential threats and warp bullshit at them
>>730742387yummers
>Mechanicum worships me? Great!>Lorgar! How dare you worship, I am gonna murder 100 billlion loyal Imperium citizens to teach you a lesson!
>>730743765Tzeentch is the Emperor so I'm not sure how that would work.
>>730743762I'm not making that up in my head canon, that's his message in one of the latest books/ codex's GW released. That was the Lion's message to Guilliman over an encoded channel.
>>730743701https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Severan_Dominate
>>730729193Old ones made the webway as a side project to help with life seeding efforts, Emperor couldnt even find out a way to make it usable for humans. One krork can go toe to toe with primarchs if we play by war of beast rules and the old ones made trillions of the fuckers.
>>730743881Nice try, Tzeench
>OMG DID U KILL LE HECKIN SLAVERINOS TO TEST UR DRUGWhy do people pretend older games didn't moralize?
>>730742481You can only OD in Tactics but yes jet has 50% addition chance, doesn't matter because there's so much jet available you'll never run out and the penalty is minuscule.
>>730740709we are going to extrapolate everything as good vs evil at the end of the day otherwise there's no game
>>730743071Sounds kinda preachy to me, if they were fair and balanced they wouldn't judge me for killing children for fun, that's actually super anti-Semitic
>>730743071>>730743259PS but anti-Semitism isn't wrong, of course, and if you want to be anti-Semitic in a game it shouldn't judge you for it
>>730741959Because back then it was novel an expression of artistic integrity, now it's just diversity baitingIt was back then as well
ITT deepest lore
New Helldivers 2 update
>>730738025The C4 pack and the gas dart pistol could end up being legitimately meta
>>730739415Wow, only $110 to access the full game I already bought?That's a steal!
>>730738751>steriliser warbound nothing in it is usefull at allThe fuck are you talking about? Green gass go brrrrrrr.
>>730738751Gas builds are legitimate with the heavy armor making you immune when used with the health booster, and gas grenades are god tier against bugs and illuminate for both CC and still letting you close bug holes/ship doors
>>730743181>Factory Striders are a bit tricky because you need to hit it straight in the eye (located on the right side of its head)I didn't actually know about that weakpoint, thanks anon
This is as severe as a Pathologic outbreak times....3!
>>730741823No, keep playing. You'll have another chance after you finish the tutorial days.
>>730742157>Artemy just goes full on retarded when talking to heWhat? Artemy straight up looks down on her and treats her like she's a retard. Even acts surprised if she survives wondering how someone so childish could have withered through the whole shit.
>>730741823the nodes with cogwheel around them can be reset when you travel back and forth between days. this is obligatory sometimes to not get cucked by the interrogator.
eva is genuinely the best and most interesting character in the game so far which is surprising
>>730732025Same. However not telling to Clara to go fuck herself is always a challenge.
Now that FATE is kill who was your favorite servant?
>>730682979my wife shuten douji
>>730682979my cute daughter!and Barghest, my lovely wife!!
>>730682979Jack and her fat butt
>>730742749Mash, but nobody cares for Mash, so not Mash.
>>730742479Big dog
what are some video games that you enjoy?
porncuck
>what areamazing how such an innocuous phrase is basically banned syntax due to how fucking stale the spam here has gotten
>>730743056Possessed pomni sex
Futa Pomni impregnating Ragatha
>>730743809Ragatha doesn't have a womb she's a doll
30+ year old thread, what vidya have you played this past week? Give it a quick rate too
>>730742060Go to the doctor mate, it's normally for things to settle down but if it's that bad you might have something going on. Are you on any medication?
>>730718796Ah shit just realized actually I might have to postpone my jrpg foray I need to finish Bug FablesI love bugz
>>730738938Oh really? I thought it was larger. Maybe I was thinking about some other game. I'll take a look at it then. Just bored in general, reverted back to playing Quake and Doom but to be honest feels pretty stale after all these years no matter what.
>>730743419>reverted back to playing Quake and Doom but to be honest feels pretty stale after all these years no matter what.Yeah, that's how I feel every time I try and play tf2 again.
I'm this close to buying terra invicta my fellow autists
Why do racists insist that Assetto Corsa has good physics? Is this game just a huge youtuber grift?
>>730724529The heaviest PPfilters of AC1 can still run at 60 FPS even on a 1060
>>730742960I don't think Xenia has wheel support yet, I'd love to be proven wrong though
>>730724745Just assign buttons to look left/right.
>>730739225Check second hand listings for rigs, a lot of people get rid of their setups because they have to move out or they simply aren't into it (because they were either gear queers buying everything right off the bat or simply got over it with time), GT Omega and NLR rigs can be fitted with rigs for seats, instead of buying an overpriced seat from them you can also just visit your local car junkyard and buy an actually comfortable car seat, although you may have to drill holes yourself to mount it>>730740004If you play only on PC you can get boards or adapters to connect the shifter directly to an USB port>>730743660Or use virtual mirrors, I race on a single screen and I never felt the need to look around
Is Gran Turismo 3 really as good as it gets? Should I even bother trying to emulate 5? I've never heard it mentioned.
Animal Crossing thread? Animal Crossing thread. Post villagers
>>730737143I'm so fucking jealous it's unreal
>>730734817Speaking of Curlos, post underrated and/or overhated villagers.
>>730737590 Because wolves are agents of pure chaos dressed in designer fruitwear. That’s Wolfgang in a literal banana hat away from starting a cult. Also, Whitney probably DJ’d this thing with K.K. Slider remixes. This is exactly why they're the coolest villagers-zero context parties with food cosplay? Based.
>>730739435bumpcome on, update's just around the corner. we can't all be dead right?
Best girl (atleast for me) coming through
So realistically, how many GOTY titles will Pragmata win?
>>730739739
anons whats the weird looking string publicseqway from the last pragmata/aligned thread how do you access those
>>730736351sauce SAUCE
WEW
>>730743394Try starting with slow rhythmic movements.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmU6RtypJ3wdeadpool is all rolesthoughts?
when do we get the patch notes
>>730740108Literally who?
What other alt abilities would you guys like to see added & what move would they switch if needed?>Adam gets his “Crazy on you” flight / charge.>Steve can pull out a 9mm. >Quill can use his mix tapes for buffs.>Stranges Cloak can act independently.>Frank can share his zip line with other “pure human” characters>Jeffs alt mode fire types (already in game)>Black Widow can use her wrist pistols
>>730741108Now make that Storm doll into a real skin.
>>730743636Later today or tomorrow
the fact that none of the girls got (brutally) raped by the pirates when they were held captive kills my suspencion of disbelief
>>730742827Just imagine they did get raped, i always do any time a female character gets captured, i think thanks to Ground Zeroes.
>>730742907I want to see it because it's beautiful. The rape, anon. I saw the rape and it was beautiful.
when this game came out i still had hope that one day i will have my own girlfriend and friends to go on vacation with
I just got to the second island in this game. Vass's boss says something about how the pirates are only allowed to fuck the boys in his speech.
>>730743378Haha, good one anon. We're your only friends and remember, you're here forever! :3
