5 year plan leak deadline is here. Will Sega push the button?
So how was your Christmas, /v/?
>>729866519Christmas is 5 days away for me.
How do you even make female vidya character cool without wokeness or being overly sexy
>>729866220Jason if he mutant eyeball+tooth woman
>>729866868Hot
we have plenty of examples of badass fenale vidya characters already>fighting game rosters>lara croft>samus>jodi from killing antidote>bayonetta>resident evil women>protagonist from doll's nest>the ladies of timesplitters>maria renard from castlevaniathere are definitely a bunch that i am missingi dont even wanna hear it either all of these people can beat the shit out of legion or some of the other corny ass "killers" from dbd seeing my girl jill running from an edgy teen with a pocket knife or a white woman in a pig mask is a fucking joke
>>729866220it is hellen from don't look outside i bet she is taller than jason she is also shown to have a gentle side
>>729848328Give her a bigger hat
Would you date a gamer girl, /v/?
>>729862163I don't know what this show or cartoon is but it is making me fucking seethe. How ugly, how ugly these characters are. I only like cartoons if i want to fuck and have sex with them. It's actually pissing me the fuck off/I am fucking salivating nigger. Fucking niggercattle Anyone who likes whatever this cartoon is is a fucking Nigger. You are a fucking nigger and i fucking hate you nigger. Fuck you nigger. Fuck ffuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you nigger you are niggerlicious scum with shit taste fuck fuck you
>>729862570I'm glad I'm not the only one who believes that sincerity must return to the world
>>729867798t. self hating brown
Why not just ignore irony and sincerity? No need to think about it. You can make something detached from it.
>>729868928you can't make something that is neither sincere nor ironic because they are opposite sides of a spectrumif it's not ironic then it's sincere, if it's not sincere then it's ironic, if it's "neither" then it's actually both
It's gonna be a cult classic with mods
>>729863752It's gonna be great
>>729860641>mods will fix it!when was the last time this even happened? fallout 4 10 years ago?
>>729868939>fallout 4>fixedzoomer
>>729868469>Fabien also says a lot of odd, erratic things about how policemen are killers when interviewing Verona.Like...
>>729868758>They basically turned Elif into Bellweather from Zootopia.Who was an A-tier villain so that's ok.
just finished flare pool and got the thunder chip. its not as good as mp1 or mp2 but still really good.
>>729867824>/v/ is one person
>>729867824Only the highest and lowest review scores matter for shitposting purposes. MP4 drew the short straw by being a massive pile of shit, so the score matters. If it had stayed in the 80’s no one would talk about it, whether it was a good game or not. This isn’t hard, anon,
>>729867185>the lowest-rated metroid gameThat's Fed Force. Funny how the two worst Primes now heavily feature the GF.
>>729868332>every single Metroid game that heavily features the federation is polarizing at best, and the absolute low point of the series at worst Echoes did it right by killing them all off before you even get there and using them as environmental storytelling. The federation COULD be interesting but they are literally only ever Baby’s First Marines. I have no idea why that faggot Tanabe fixates on them.
Help a nigga with brain damage (apparently) please: how do I start charging missile/e.shot without wasting one? I press and hold RB but that fires one before it starts charging. I figured I just shoot a regular beam once and then start charging the the RB.Even though I have 200 missles now and over 400 elemental shots, it's just ain't right to waste them.
Kino soon
>>729868913I can only read hiragana, what game is this from
Why are English voice actresses like this?
>>729868517>close to sound goodSAAR
>>729868649głupi pies małpa
>>729868517All american voice actresses sound like turbo whores, english ones are tolerable doeAnd people that prefer english over original with subtitles are not sentient
>>729868306>Shadow of my collosal dick hovering over their faces
>>729868306how else would they get the job?
Look at this fairy
>>729863784Yay, definitely a day 1 buy from me
>>729863784thank you toad poker
>poke all toads has a release date>adventures of elliot looks good2026 will be the year of the fairy, i can feel it.
>2K LCD displays>No color cameras for AR>In 2026What the hell was Valve thinking with this lmao
>>729868736Zuck is going to see your benis :DD
>another VR thread populated by Meta shills and this time they aren't even hiding it
>>729868596No, there is a specific schizo spastic, with skin like which looks like public toilet.He also loves to spam ai slop songs.Completely braindead. You kinda remind me of him.
>>729868862Just look at all those deleted Meta shill posts.
>>729867345the finger stuff is cool, but the controllers are kind of big and clunkyat least the Frame ones will still have the finger stuff but in Quest controller form factor
No seriously WTF was his plan?
>>729867919>We got our orders from the EnclaveWhy the fuck didn't he tell me that? I've already a got a in with them
>>729866205Hate newspaper
>>729866205If bethesda writing was dog shit, they couldve make the institute not comically retarded evil. like just write them that the older android synths kept instantly getting shot so they needed the human synths, but since they made them from genes contaminated with radiation (Institute descendants) they inevitably go rogue and sometimes go psycho. that way it explains the courser shit and why the fo3 institute was so deadset on bringing back the escaped one and any future escaped synths and why they kidnapped shaun in the first place. And make their end goal to conquer areas like the glowing sea, hence why they needed synths in the first place.For the super mutants, if you have to include them, just make a rogue institute scientist that got ass mad that the fev shit was a dead end so his project got cut so he starts teleporting mutants everywhere
>>729866879For real, all i remember is>the building where a bunch of rich guys killed thenselves by drinking poisoned wine before the nukes>the raider base that was two broken buildings connected by wood bridges that were honestly more memorable than any final area in the late game>There was some bitchy mutant companion that appeared way too late in the game for me to give a fuck and i killed him because he did nothing whine about everything i did>That i completely ignored the settlement defense system and used it to build a autistic trash mansion base for myself and i filled it every human skull i could find
>>729867980What's the difference?
I hate from slop so much that I refuse to jerk off to r34 of it.
Ok
>>729868961you tell em doxed bronyOP
Is Elden Ring the best game of the decade so far?
>>729858697yeah
>>729858697>Is Elden Ring the best game of the decade so far?It's the best action game of the decadeBG3 is the best rpgHades I&II the best roguelike
>>729858697BG3
>>729868718>r1 spam>rollslop>action game
>>729868718I think there's multiple better action games than Elden Ring
>These graphics made journalists piss and shit themselves
>>729868668Screen space? Didn't this game have ray tracing?
>>729868668>>729868746Anons, that screenshot DOES have raytracing on.
I honestly stopped giving one single fuck about graphics around 2006
And it looks like shitå>>729868550It did not.>>729868746No. It shipped with god-awful first-gen SSR solution. RT was implemented way later, and looks flat as fuck.Unironically, the game looks the best it can with ALL reflections off, because then it uses the oldschool cubemaps and more baked effects, which look more stable and artistic.It still is a modern clusterfuck AAA title that needs TAA to look acceptable.
>>729868746At launch the game did not, the "next gen" update added meme tracing
/ourgirl/'s game is now fully translated. Go play it right now!
>>729861904>Vitamin Quest: Extra Pedophilia editionThink I'll pass>No Sister Shii scenesI'll DEFINITELY pass
>>729868318Slut with a heart of gold fucks anything that moves and some things that do not.
>>729868435>>729868454>>729868760Any corruption at all or is she a slut from the get go? Looking for more kino slut corruption games 2bh
>>729868883she's not a slut, she's a hero
>>729868883Not really corruption, no. It's just a lewd elf doing lewd elf things and reveling in it.
WATAYA:>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>729865702>Which ones are you looking forward to?champignon no majothe demon girls in the schoolthe 4th movie of princess principalnot that interested in frieren desu
>>729865702I just got a copy of Big Eyes for Christmas which I haven’t seen before so that one first. I also got a Steelbook for Dark Shadows which I know is a real trashy movie but the overly clean digital footage makes it feel sort of surreal and I like the cast and costumes. Ed Wood is still his best work imo.
>PLAYANMohrta, CM:SS13, 40k Rogue trader, maybe some Halo 2 legendary with a bro if we're both on tonight.>WATCHANYoutube documentaries>LISTENANFrutiger Aero Vaporwave>READANNeed to finish Project Hail Mary>EATANNothan right now>DRINKANI'll open up a monster zero ultra in a bit>FAPPANIt's far too early, I'm sure I'll find some furry stuff later. Plus I've found I'm really enjoying Ramblefap audios of girls masturbating while high>FEELANComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>729856494Happy Friday my niggas>PLAYANDark Souls 3>WATCHANSpongeBob conspiracy theory iceberg video essay>LISTENANDeath discography>READANI can't read>EATANTylenol 3s>DRINKANCoffee and water>FAPPANComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>PLAYANHelp. I cannot start anything up and it's only 2.5 days until work again.>WATCHANYouTube shit. Ring of Honor>LISTENANGaming podcasts.>READAN/v/ posts>EATANCurry later>DRINKANVodka and coke>FAPPANThe hentai from the gyaru thread>FEELANComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Will American McGee's Alice make a come back in 2026?
>>729860432This game is BORING AS FUCKGreat aesthetics, character designs and plot
>>729868167>>729868290Me first
>>729868075Think Gearbox and Duke Nukem.
>>729868290>>729868351ALICE BELONGS TO ME DO NOT GET IN MY WAY
>>729860432Interesting dress design.
Vidya needs more hebes.
>>729867881Scary how close she is to my sisters looks and age
>>729868654>Pedrothanks autocorrect o algo ay caramba
>>729868673shut up verso you are not real
>>729868673as you as chad as Alicia's brother?
>>729868654How is 16 late teen though
He didn't play Lara's game
>>729864197I played the NES game. It sucked.
>>729864197>wow boobsGet a life you fucking losers
>>729864197Nobody played Lara's game because its sexist gooner-slop
>>729864197What are the actual good Lara games? I heard Tomb Raider 3 is the best. I only ever played the one from 2013
>>729864197I shant ever play a game where I am forced to play as a foid.
>Cyberpunk is a "dystopia">objectively better than our world in almost every way, and FAR better than the hellscape awaiting usMake it make sense.
>>729859225the lore for this game was written in the 80s, and it was a copycat of other better written 80s propertiesthere's your explanation fag
>>729860743>Hong Kong was lost to bio-terrorism and sealed behind a 100 foot wall. It is now the stronghold of a rogue AI.dude i want a game or book or anime series to delve into this
>>729863778i'd be annoyed too if you walked into a store behind me and started crying incessantly
>>729859627>webm is literally just people going about their day like normal>truly this is an unimaginable hell scape to match the likes of dystopian fiction!!!
Keeping an eye on vices in general for severla reasons and shit like vape design alone is personal evidence to me that were more fucked that many people who were obsessed with "The Future" ever realised. The idea that they cant literally recognise and feel any progress at all is Frog Boiling in essence. We went from rolling herbs in paper like peasants to battery powered disposable inhalants. Im waiting til actual delivery of medical products to look like this to say its over for real
