What is the last vidya-themed dream you had expierenced?I had just woke up from a bizzare nightmare (?)I was dreaming than I was playing BD1And suddenly, Airy in the pause menu had started saying: "A usage of the pirated software is detected. Please delete this game from your 3DS before you encouter this message 100 times"Then, in the dream, I had started to constantly press the Start buttton to see what would happen"A usage of the pirated software is detected. Please delete this game from your 3DS before you encouter this message 99 times""A usage of the pirated software is detected. Please delete this game from your 3DS before you encouter this message 98 times"After the number had lowered to single digits, Airy had started staring directly at me though the screen"Stop doing that. You have 3 chances.""I am not joking, You have 2 chances.""Stop, you'd regret it, You have 1 chance""Please do not power off your 3DS while I am opening a tunnel to the real world." Then the screen went blankComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>731049372begging to be BLORPED by human cock
>>731049604they aren't so smug after multiple orgasms
>>731057056This Sage is now mine.
>>731049372I was playing New Vegas. I was adventuring in the desert with a revolver on my way to vegas, but my entire irl POV was the contents of my screen. When I woke up I was only mad that my gameplay got interrupted.It's pretty neat to play vidya in my sleep sometimes, as that's essentially what it is. Nothing strange ever happens, I just play and have fun. I wish it happened more often.
>a-anon, im ready to settle
>>731059965cute future mongolian steppe wife horse archer but it's a future motorbike and a gun type wifeat least that's the first thing i think of looking at her aesthetic
>>731060345They're not making a product people are interested in buying.
>>731060391Or, on the off chance that they are committed about bringing the cast back, they should come out and say it. It would make a lot more sense, and benefit their word of mouth.
>>731060441And by return, I don't mean an ME3 style cameo. I mean full squad capacity for all remaining characters.
>>731060486Nobody's paying $60 for a 1:57 audio track of Jack, while having to suffer 40 hours of insufferable Bioware faggots.
Crying won't change the fact your series is dogwater
Why is the b in "beyond" not a capitalized on Steam in looks bad
>>731060273The second word isn't capitalized in any of the titles
Why is Scherazard brown? Is she from the Nord Highlands like Gaius?
>>731060484>nordshes eastern you absolute fucking mongoloid
New Fire Emblem is gonna be rad af
>>731059736...but enough about azura
>this girl actually saved fire emblemhow?
>>731060012nta, but I wanna mating press water
Fire Emblem...
WATAYA:>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>ANTICIPATAN>FEELAN
>>731058045You're a clown. I do think anyone here is eating and drinking while listening to music, reading a book, watching TV, playing a game and jerking off all at the same time.
>>731058245I think its indicative to the way you're living. Listening to music over video games? Stop playing boring ass games.
>>731033486>PLAYANStill Hard Corps Uprising, but i'll take suggestions cause i'm almost done>WATCHANFist of the North Star, Vargskelethor, my enemies driven before me>LISTENANMetal, Eurobeat, the lamentations of their women>READANKinnikuman (Scramble for the throne), Fist of the blue sky>EATANProtein Slop>DRINKANMonster Energy Ultra Aryan>Fappandick fell offComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>731058984My retarded newfag self fails image upload again
>>731033486>PLAYANFallout new vegas >WATCHANPersona 4 animation>LISTENANKino- Звёзды ocтaнyтcя здecь>READANkiss x sis>EATANspicy chicken>DRINKANWater>FAPPANsodeno19Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
>girl sobbing the the background amongst the silence and clicking buttonsFucking unironic Kino
Knowing about this and being able to reference it puts you in unc status. I clock you as 30 years old or older.
>>731059374Why was he there if they weren't friends
>>731060375The universe decided that two spergy guys should be pulled to the same location and forced into awkward socialization for an extended period of time in front of thousands of people watching
>Genuinely like Tomba 2>Have to be reminded of this shit every time I think of the game
ConcernedApe lawsuit when?
>>731059985my youtube recommendations will never be the same
>>731059810>>731059257Who's Nailin' Paylin was the last great xxx parody
>>731060237watching them fuck on an airbnb couch is so enthralling
>>731059140We're not faggots.
Nintendo sue them
What detective ludokinos should I purchase?
>>731048946lame walking sim
>>731033315I got Detective Instinct and Seance at Blake Manor and both have been fun so far
give me game recsI love:>golden idol (maybe favorite kind of game to unwind with)>obra dinn>outer wilds>riven>ace attorney (mostly due to stylistic vibes)do not really like>danganronpa>like anything ron gilbert>sokoban>having time wasted a lot
>>731060109hypnospace outlaw
I picked up Nobody Wants To Die for £3.99Its a Art Deco Futurist vibe but very linear look around and find stuff so far. Good if you like that kind of thing in Cyberpunk 2077. Except I dont really and am more interested in the story. Am I recommending this game? Not sure.
This image is weird to me because I was born in 2001 and I'm pretty sure the PS2 and PSP were apart of my childhood. And I mean actual childhood.
>>731058551When a man reaches a certain age and stops caring about his surroundings and what people think he aquires his crown
>>731057893>>731058457>13 during the pokemon sun/moon hype seasonwtf are you literally me. Spooky.
>>731059412We dont have free will bro
>>731059907Maybe you don't
>>731059867I was led to this cave by fucking tyranitartube of all people. Poketubers are basically unwatchable to me now but i used to watch a crap ton of them. The only pokemon content I can tolerate on youtube now is those 2 hour long nuzlocke videos that help me fall asleep lol.
Or do something else with it?
>>731050445I mean you could definitely get it cheaper than this if you're on PC from Loaded or w/eAs for the game, the combat by Soulslike standards is good though the game has a bit too many parts where you're just walking through effortlessly twatting basic enemies. It's probably a little too expansive for its own good so the encounter design can be a little sparse. The way the levels are constructed is great and especially the first large area has good use of landmarking and shortcuts. I wouldn't buy it for $50 but then i wouldn't buy almost any game for that much
>>731054510>ai game lol wtf
>>731050445It's a good game. But if you are so poor that you only have 50$ to spare, you should not be buying any games.
>>731054510Arrisa my beloved
>>731058672When someone says they have "money to spare", that typically means that is the amount of money they are willing to spend at the moment on a relatively frivolous purchase, not that it is literally the only money they have. Don't you have a helper who usually explains things like this to you?
Has a vidya food ever made you feel #Hungry while playing?
>>731048006minus the 300% facial animation mod going on there, it's a good tech showcase, making someone eat food in a game is really hard to do, so it shows off your mesh quality, model rigging, mocap tech and whatever realtime mesh deformation tech you've developed.
>>731040187Starfield has weirdly well-rendered food and it's all pretty much fucking useless.
>>731040187I recently bought the Genshin Impact cookbook because damn.
lol
KWAB
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>>731050136>demaster versionsame as devil may cry V, I think photorealism looks like dogshit compared to stylized models.
>>731059185Wasn't original mgs3 going for photorealism except for some goofy looney toons bosses? Glad the original graphics were really good so they don't look bad at all even nowadays, which can sometimes happen for games which take them seriously and go for photorealism. Another game from almost the same year is Max Payne 2, the graphics have aged very little. Max Payne 1 has aged a bit more because they weren't ready to do the realistic graphics they wanted back until MP2, MP1 still relied a lot more on illusions basically.
>>731059185In other words, there was almost nothing that needed to be remade in the graphics are of original mgs3 in the first place. Hd remasters already existed.
>>731050136Why the fuck she looks so much like me, but female?
How does hytale already have 1200 mods, that's 10% of terraria's modded library in 2 days.
Why the fuck hasn't anyone uploaded the update for pirating yet?
>>731044447It doesn't, not until Hytale has its own Create and Thaumcraft.God I miss Thaumcraft.
>>731060359why the fuck would u play hytale for free when you can play minecraft for free
>>731060423I can't play Minecraft for free because I've already bought it years ago.
>>731040010Thorium is dirt common.
>Let the chance of becoming one of the industry-and-fanbase-controlling Souls lords along with Vaati and Matthew, allowing Zullie to become the third Souls lord>Failed to destroy Nioh and now it has three games and several games based on it>Slip into obscurity and now he just makes challenge streams, something only women doWhat went so wrong with him?
>>7310545572nding this, i remember following the dude when i saw him speedrunning ds2 for a hundred something viewers a decade ago. Unlike most soulslop streamers he actually try to play and speedrun other genres.
>>731022239Nioh is boring dogshit, but since streaming is his job he should have forced himself suffer through it.
>>731022239tuned into one of his streams one day because he was playing genshin and I just had to see this. it looked like he was dumping tens of thousands of dollars into the game like a fucking retard. lost all respect for him of which I just had a base line of like for any random person
>>731054134>somehow is having tax issues with the British IRSqrd?
>>731022331FPBP
Will all yokai from nioh 1 and 2 return?
>>731060114>The mission-based format means there's no sense of place or spatial continuity between areas,This is good for nioh because focus is on repeating content in different formats and grinding equipment. Its 'gamey' and it works. Souls is all about exploring the locations so that works there. Leave the soulsshit where it belongs pls.
>>731060114>Levels recycle the same visual themes (village, castle, cave, beach) with minimal variationExcept there's a ton of variation and you visit a shitload of historical places. Literally every mission has its own theme.>The mission-based formatIs based. Go back to replaying DS1 for the 100th time, faggot.>Unlike (good) Souls games where shortcuts feel rewardingShortcuts in souls games have lost their purpose the second they introduced warping from the very beginning of the game. Nioh doesn't. Given that you're bitching that it makes Nioh "tedious" somehow, i'm going to assume you're some shit eating DS3 baby.>confusingYep i'm talking with a brainlet
>>731060279>>The mission-based format>Is based. Go back to replaying DS1 for the 100th time, faggot.This. Nioh would absolutely suffer if it was just another souls clone in how it did mission structure.
>>731060181I would actually prefer small well designed encounters than a big area clears with lots of repetition. I worry what the addition of open world (oepn-field, whatever) will mean to the game.>>731060279Pathetic ad hominem.
>>731060379>I would actually prefer small well designed encounters than a big area clears with lots of repetitionStranger of paradise did this with its rift endgame that had you going through lots of very small mission instances that were just small remixes of campaign areas but all with random modifiers. I hope they do something similar for nioh 3 because it was great for loot/combat gameplay
This individual is not human.
>>731059829That's her special ability to win, and I doubt it's just that one anon it's working on
>>731060108Poor Iroha, just wants to do her best for her master but simply isn't built for fighting with such an unfit body. Breasts that obscure her view and bounce too much, and buns and thighs so thick they limit her range of motion in certain places. Certainly doesn't help she's not well protected either just going in her maid uniform.
>>731059904>>731059936>>731041268I don't like seeing Iroha being hurt, please stop posting ryona of her.
When you kill her, why doesn't she transform back into a crane?
>>731060201I'd say she's gotten comfortable getting around, and she also has the added perk of conditioning her male opponents, slowing them down as they keep trying to take a good look at her porn body.
With GTA6 apparently coming out in about a year, now is the perfect time to get into GTA Online anon, especially if you haven't already. Try to see it all while it's still "relevant". If you're a real gamer then I think the heists are worth experiencing.If you're new and don't know wtf to do, start with the Fleeca job and the Cluckin Bell Farm raid. Those should get you started. And then save up for a Kosatka, a Sparrow, and then try to launch something called the "Cayo Perico heist". You don't have to start that way but it's just a suggestion.GTA Online feels like a crime sim rpg to me. Don't miss out nigga.
>>731059064Why are you shilling?
>>731060050I'm just talking about a game I am currently enjoying. Is that illegal on /v/?
>>731059514idk i bought all the businesses and all the upgrades and whatever too and they give me fuck all money unless i devote hours into the game. i get maybe a couple hundred thousand everytime i open the game up and its not really worth it to boot the game up daily because its so monotonous (and also bc it takes like 5 minutes to just load into a lobby)
>>731059064>GTA Online feels like a crime sim rpg to meHow? There's sci-fi bullshit like flying motorbikes and military stuff that completely ruin that vibe. There's also an overindulgence in high end hypercars. If you want to roleplay as some low ranking thug you're SOL unless you don't mind getting absolutely bodied by those who zip around in those pay to win wagons.Weapons have nonexistant feedback, none feel good to use except for the AM rifle. Ammo for rocket launchers is ridiculously expensive, which of fucking course it is in a freemium MTX riddled turd that this game is.Then there's the sheer user experience, like how you get spammed non stop with calls on your fucking cellphone or the unreal loading times every time you go on to do a mission.It's shit. I hate GTA 5. It could've been great, but it has no respect for the time of those playing it, that's why it's a game beloved by those with plenty to waste i.e. children. If you say you love this game you oust yourself as underage
>first Solar Crown, now GTAOThere has to be a better way for you to live than this.
>Former Bethesda lead artist Nate Purkeypile says Bethesda isn't likely to rush The Elder Scrolls 6 out the door due to the high expectations behind it.>He explains, "My assumption was always that we were announcing Starfield, and it had been so long already since Skyrim that we needed to make sure people were not just pissed at us.">"I would imagine that they will take a while to deliver it because there’s so much pressure behind that title," he explains. >Purkeypile adds that Starfield proved that Bethesda is okay with delaying a game, something he explains was "not really the case early on": "On Skyrim, it was like, 'It's coming out on 11/11/11' and we were like, what?! Oh boy, no pressure.">Purkeypile adds that he thinks "there is less economic pressure to just get Elder Scrolls 6 out on a date, but there is more economic pressure to actually make sure it’s good." He adds, "That's a good thing," as "that’s healthy so long as they’re also honest with the team about that." He elaborates, "That’s something that can happen where the team get [sic] told here’s the date, we got to the date and psych! It’s later. And everybody knows that’s coming sometimes."https://www.gamesradar.com/games/the-elder-scrolls/former-fallout-artist-says-the-elder-scrolls-6-was-announced-so-early-because-it-had-been-so-long-already-since-skyrim-that-we-needed-to-make-sure-people-were-not-just-pissed-at-us/
>>731060125Why not both?
>>731059724>Skyrim sold gangbusters. Why wouldn't they make a sequel right away?because todd isn't a sellout and bethesda doesn't make sequelslop
>>731058358>Skyrim came out 14 years agoWe've entered Duke Nukem Forever territory.
>>731059649Fallout 4 is worse than Fallout 3.
>>731060274How does making sequels make one a sellout?
Hello uncs,Is this any good as I heard it was. I played ff7 and that was truly beautiful. Playing Chrono trigger starting tomorrow but also want to line up another game with a good soundtrack after that
>>731059885it's great
>>731059885Try treasure hunter G and demon's crest. Those are proto games as in were a role model for hundreads of games
>>731059885The castle design and layout is my favourite of any of these games but it's too easy, it leans hard on exploration and the variety of enemy types and items to be enjoyable. I'd recommend it though.
>>731060270Find one pixel character that looks as majestic as alucard
>>731059885I may be an unc but I first played the game during covid and found it to be amazing
Why isn't there a SINGLE Godrick soldier or knight in Godrick's castle?
>>731059471Yes, and also a description. The armor is the body of the King of the lost souls and was meant to be Radahn's vessel
>>731057282>>731057414You cannot argue with Sun Realm schizo. This nigga has his own personal Silmarillion he wrote for Elden Ring that has all this shit that isn't once even implied in the games to explain the lore.Most lore autists in From Threads just see a few dots Miyazacki made and drew a straight lines between them. This nigga does does squiggles, zig zags and tic tak toe, hell he even and throws in his own dots for good measure, and he'll say a random stock asset on some armor texture will back it all.
>>731060162>The armor is the body of the KingBones of the king.>of the lost soulsStretching, with a hefty helping of headcanon. It doesn't say anything about lost souls. Just "lost and desperate", which could mean literally lost too. Rosus' role was to literally guide undead back to the crypts where they belong.>and was meant to be Radahn's vesselThis you made up.
>>731057414>manes are explicitly used to express lineageNo, they are used to express affinity to the Sun Realm>This conflicts with ER's themes of supplanting order. They'd just get co-opted into the erd tree.No they wouldn't because that's not how it works. If that was how it would work the needle would make no sense and Vyle wouldn't have beeded to remove his eye to free himself from the Frenzier Flame. The penal soldiers in fact can't show the eyes because grace is stored in the eyes and their grace is a blasphemy
>>731060248>StretchingNope>Just "lost and desperate"The game is very specific. Those Lost are souls who are lost, did not reach their Sacred Tree of Helphen and did not return to their bodies. Miquella wants to replaced the Crossed Tree with the Haligtree, so he hopes of resurrecting the Soulless King to bring the Lost Souls.This is why he is interested in killing Godwyn, who instead of bringing lost souls to the Sacred Trees makes them return to their original body. Godwyn is an active obstacle to Miquella. This is factual and evidenced by the DLC where Miquella just goes in a place deprived of the Light of the Erdtree to entirely sideskip the issue altogether, and is also proved by the base game where Miquella created candletrees to attract Souls like the Old Dun Realm did in the ancient times with Rosus statues.You deciding to ignore all those elements and call the correct lore a "stretch" and then saying "maybe Miquella wants to do some random shit mentioned nowhere that does not relate to any actual lore element" is the only actual stretch here, and it's because you never bothered reading a single in game
