>artstyle
Mr. Dahmer, I presume?
Which one is more fun? I want to try a recent arcade racer
crew 1 is based as fuck, has an awesome story and has the most detailed map but the physics are janky and it's hard to tune your car because all you can do is change the parts and their bonus affixes around to alter the handling of your vehicle.crew 2 has a cringe story, but better physics with Pro Settings that allow you to do sim things like adjust camber and suspension stiffness, which are really important for dialing in the handling of some of the machines, especially drift cars, planes and boats. there is also a forza-style livery editor. the helicopter is the best vehicle in the game bar none but there are no races you can do with it, it's purely just for hassling other players.both these games feature the entire USA, a good soundtrack, and the ability to play with Japanese voiceovers. cars acquired in crew 2 can be transferred to motorfest.motorfest has the best physics and very pretty graphics but a much smaller map, slow aircraft, and a more forza horizon style atmosphere. however a lot of the features they've added in recently like the hotwheels-style track creator are awesome.all the crew games have some of the best and most comfy weather effects and lighting ever put into a racing game.
>>7362003101 Is no longer on sale.2 Is worth just finishing or having someone help you use farming exploits to unlock a bunch of vehicles because all of them get exported to Motor-fest for free.I got 2 for like 2$ on sale back when they ware shutting down the first game.I would argue the best Arcade/Simulation racer hybrid is the Forza Horizon Series.Its like fake semi simulation (Although at max realism its borderline a simulation) but its more fun and interactive and skill based than Cew.And the maps are beautiful and fun to explore.
>>736200930the huge tone shift between c1 and c2 is because the head director at ubisoft responsible for crew 1 was metoo'd and fired leaving a bunch of interns who had no clue how to make a game, so they just copied horizon, more or less.
>>736201067you can still pirate crew 1 and play it offline using the unlimited patch
>>736201067>having someone help you use farming exploitsdrift car on a halfpipe is all you need to doyou'll be max icon level in like a day
Game was alright, though the ending is just low effort anyway you slice it.
>>736201234I liked how all the Wolf Pack had a special melee attack unique to them they could do at the end of a combo. It was fun to play with strangers for a week. I never bothered with the PVP. I hate PVP.
"Bowser falling into the lava is a rip off of Terminator 2." Wait... what? Lol.
My Geforce 750ti pass away today
>>736201308kek get fucked faggot
John Tarmac
>>736187768Looks like one of those anime girl faces popping out of a foreskin
>>736193430
Sweeney Tim
>>736170115HO HO!
>>736170115JOHN CAR MAC
did you buy it.or pirate it?
What is this game exactly? does it have a story or something?
>>736201217Twin stick arcade racer and yeah its story heavy. Story mode is like 10 hours long.
>>736200363I bought it. It's fun.
Pirated, it was okay. Interesting concept but the combat aspects didn't really feel smooth and it was hard to get comfortable angles with the drifting. Should have been a $40 game imo
Which way EOP?
>>736200696>I'M SENDING YOU TO THE SHADOW REALMkino
>>736172916Completely fine concept only: "I'm gonna punch your lights out" is approximately 500% less reddit prose than "I hope you're thirsty cause I brought some punch"Just fucking try to keep the tone and meaning the same you retarded niggers thats all anyone ever asked for. Do not translate something that actually means>you're acting shadyas >SUS!just because you think it's more epic
>>736198705That's a different sort of issue, English doesn't really have any kind of formal/informal register so if you're trying to translate that element of Japanese you really have to reach for stuff like making the formal character use a lot of dictionary words and the informal one a lot of slang, but that still can't fully convey the meaning. For example that way of translating the formal speech may instead come off as implying the character is very intelligent or old-fashioned when in the original Japanese it's just being used to mean that the character is polite.
>>736199175Yes, that's the fucking point.
>game is rigged from the start
>>736201097they get doctor's notes written for fake disabilities that legally allow them to not work particular routes or holidaysi was told there was a lot more fraud in a similar vein but i forget all of itbut youre a tranny fag anyway
>>736201071>got izzat moggedKWAB
>>736201221you need to go to a state program sponsored by your dhhs. nobody will hire you otherwise
>>736196797Same, but about 12 years for me. You in IT as well? I remember the days of cubicles and office politics and having to pretend to be busy. Fuck that shit. Then I was blessed with Covid and have been on WFH ever since. At this point they've paid me hundreds of thousands of dollars just to fap in the comfort of my own home.
>>736201250sounds like a solution to a problem that shouldnt be a problem. Don't expect your workers to work on holidays.
Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736200016Let's pop this magic bubble and get that jar open.
why did the bnnuy betray?
>>736200552Just as the scorpion cannot resist stinging the frog, no bnnuy can resist a long juicy carrot.
>>736200016Your carrot comes off?
>>736200016>>736200384...ah
You ever notice how the people who get "addicted" to games don't really like games generally speaking? It used to be when I'd hear about a "video game addict" I picture real life Gregor with 20 consoles and 1,000 games completed hammering away on his Sega Saturn chasing that Sokyugurentai 1cc inbetween the dankest most obscure PC-98 titles, that he doesn't need translated because he dedicated his life to mastering the language of true videogames, Japanese. Imagine... Being so gamer you ruined your life... What level is this dude even on. Shit I want to meet him, what wise words would he have? Where should I start with the 3DO library, gamergod?But its not. Its just some retard who got hooked the hottest dopamine skinnerbox of the week and makes bad decisions with his money/time. I'm not even sure how this happens. Half the time the game isn't even passable its just some mobile time waster.I love games, more than most things, but even then I've pretty much had my fill after 2 or 3 hours. I wish I was addicted because then I'd at least have a character trait but instead I'm just bad at life and I play games instead of watch TV.Hot blog cumin@ya.
wtf alcoholics aren't thoughtful wine connoisseurs?wtf the obese aren't michelin restaurant touring gourmets?
>>736199568>food analogy
>>736199568He's asking why someone would care that much about a shitty video game.
>>736199472Good. Video games are never meant to be funded with taxpayer money.
>>736199472I enjoyed Vampire Survivors. It resembles an old arcade game. Were those not "real" games to you? Nice essay, idiot.
When is Pearl getting a good game of her own?
>>736194714bottoms don't deserve happiness
>>736199223Uh... You're not supposed to like her!
>>736194714If I'm remembering right, she was the only character they couldn't ruin. They could underutilize her, but try as they might, they never managed to butcher her character like they did with others.Jasper is top tier for sure.
There is a new Castlevania coming out and there's no hype on /v/ at all. This is the first Castlevania since 2008.
>>736194249That art style looks like total shit and its killed my hype.
2d just doesnt work if its not super upgraded terraria
no pure 2d high quality pixel/sprite art made by japs = not a true castlevania game
Can we at least get a proper wholesome game with the best netflix character?
>jap game gets popular with westerners>japs dont give a shit about it for whatever reason>hand it off to westernershate it when that happens
Wow, this sucks
>>736200712Not as many as there should be.
>>736197916Yeah it's dogshit
>>736197916Why?Sure, i'll conceede the game is slow as molases and likes to take it's bloody sweet time making you rerun areas.But once it picks up, never stops. THe game really opens up once you get all the fused shadow parts. The combat is fun and has the best swordplay in the franchise and the dungeons are all fairly enjoyable. It also has some really memorable set pieces like the Rescuing Colin scene or Midna's Lament. Not to mention it's final stretch is amazing with Hyrule Castle, Zelda, Ganon beast fight, the horse riding battle and the final duel with dorf.It's well made if uneven experience.t. literally replaying through it.
It has the best manga
>>736197916Midna is hot so I give it a pass
[BREAKING NEWS]The US Patent Office has revoked Nintendo's 2025 patent on summoning characters to battle on the player's behalf, either automatically or manually. This is the same patent cited in Nintendo's legal action against Palworld. Nintendo has two months to appeal the decision.Does not automatically end the Palworld lawsuit, but weakens Nintendo's position on this mechanic.
>>736199935Nobody denies that.
Nintendo is so retarded. Just buy PocketPair and outsource all the development to them if you are that retarded at making an actual Pokemon game.
>>736183138That's a weird looking Wixen.
>>736199464>retarded zoomer forgets that the game is not an always-online mutiplayer-only game
>>736186619Cattiva Cryst
Our dear Grace Ashcroft, how can ANYONE hate this goofy goober?
>>736197834don't have an emily model, and don't plan on looking for one>>736197869anon...>>736198274this was alot more difficult to do than i initially thought>>736198401https://catbox.moe/c/prms6isome of the thumbnails are broken, but they should show if you click them
Precious Emily trying to save Grace from the blisterhead.
>>736197878ponder the aroma
>>736165015Is it just me, or is Grace significantly more popular among female artists compared to other female RE characters?
Cuddling Grace and Emily close under a big blanket during a heavy thunderstorm that knocked the lights out!!
HEY, INMATE!
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>>736199085well then. i'm in.
Lavenza with very large breasts
ALICE.
>The "good" ending where you get to have sex with Sakurako ends up blueballing you midway through, revealing that you merely had a brain-frying illusion spell cast on you and are currently humping the bull's used onahole while mumbling out sweet nothings towards Sakurako. At the same time she's getting cracked by the bull and its revealed they only keep you around to spice up their sex life.What the FUCK is wrong with Japanese devs
>>736147163>cuck game has a cuck endWhat a shocker.
>>736147163>He ignored the smileIt's on you at this point
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>>736151649wharra self expose
>>736147163>crackedsomeone explain to me what's up with these zoomerisms, there's already plenty ways of describe the same action but for some reason they still have to have "their own", is it another case of zoomers having to play around language filters in social media
It's not just the same map and same engine, it's the exact same fucking plot too>After a millennia, Ganon has awakened>An Ancient, Advanced race that fought ganon in ancient times has left their technology scattered about, you have the special ability to utilize it to its fullest potential>you are given most of these abilities in the tutorial, unlocking quality of life ones later>Ganons forces have also co-opted some of it, though>In an act of self-sacrifice, Zelda has been indisposed for an inordinately long time in an effort to help stop Ganon>(optional) You most travel all over the map to collect Zelda's memories to piece together what happened>(Optional) you must travel to the realms of the Zora, Gorons, Rito, and Gerudo to help them with a problem and acquire a special power from one of their long dead Champions who fought Ganon long ago>(Optional, some fucking how) you lost The Master Sword and you have to find it>People eat it the fuck upHow did they get away with this? What are the odds the next game in the series uses this plot again?
>>736195441I cannot refute this someone else do it for me
The story of the overworld is only slightly better than Crimson Desert, but the gameplay is far worse. Idk how anyone sucks TOTKs dick
>>736195441This but steam charts.
>>736191394Don't forget, Ganon's influence leaves a tangible, life-sucking substance named after a negative emotion.
>>736191394so who was keeping the slop away from zelda? clearly not miyamoto and clearly not aonuma
>Create the hottest playable character in your (gacha) game>Just to exist only as a April fools joke and not a permanent unitI'm mad, actually.
Best April fools yet? 4>1>2>3 is my ranking
>>736165679are her breasts supposed to be body paint? I can't tell if this is what they were going for or not
>>736165679>>Create the hottest playable character in your (gacha) gameBut Bready was created a year ago! Speaking of which, we're just about due for another BBN (Big Beautiful Nikke) I uninstalled months ago and that'll be the only thing to get me to come back.
>>736201268Yes, she paints herself the suit
This brat>>736201268>are her breasts supposed to be body paint?yes
