Whats on your to do list today greymane? I'm working on the witch quests and then going to capture farm animals.
>>736204460flavor
that mod to set your damage to over 9 thousand to skip bosses works now.
>>736204460wirches sex altar
So is all cook armor behind some waterfall or another?
>>736204735They're locked behind playing the fucking game.
I don’t get how this monster is supposed to be scary
>>736198801once you end up critically low on cum, you will get it
>>736198801I'm scared stiff
>>736198801I don’t understand how anyone thought she was hot.
>>736198913>on-modelWhat? She’s from an actual game?
I don't care much for her but that scene where she's sucking blood, it's quite arousing.
[BREAKING NEWS]The US Patent Office has revoked Nintendo's 2025 patent on summoning characters to battle on the player's behalf, either automatically or manually. This is the same patent cited in Nintendo's legal action against Palworld. Nintendo has two months to appeal the decision.Does not automatically end the Palworld lawsuit, but weakens Nintendo's position on this mechanic.
Do you guys think there will be another insane peak of players when 1.0 releases?I don't think so, at least not to that huge extent since the novelty that caught so much attention initially is probably gone for most people.Those few first weeks were fucking nuts with how much attention it got.
>>736159651Pocketpair is legitimately a trash company that relies on being seen as knockoffs of Nintendo franchises. I honestly feel their first game was an even more egregious example of how shameless they are.
>>736204614The little patches get a shitton of people back usually around 130k, if 1.0 is as massive as it's been reported I expect a good chunk so maybe around 300k.
Nintendo losing is always a good thing, fuck those faggot fucks
>>736160030how much funding does 'no thats retarded' take
why do children like ai generated stuff
>>736201279if you want to know, this is what they're watchinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6onc3rpArns
>>736202757brainrots ain't suppose to make senseJust like the 6 7 thing
>>736204359I was already glad that my childhood didn't include the internet at all.
My son is 6 and mentions how his friends all play Roblox and watch this retarded, brain melting shit. Gen Alpha is so fucked.
>>736204631And they said soÿjaks were cancer. Feel old yet zoomies?
So how do you genuinely get into these bullet hell games? Never played one before where do you start?
>>736202239Well touhou is like 95% micro so you just hold down shit and tap left or right when a bullet is directly in front of you mostly
>>736202239Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devilthen work your way up from there
>>736202435>>736204081Thanks this game right?https://doujinstyle.com/?p=page&type=2&id=1
>>736202239Meira balls cousin
>>736204456Yeah. There's also a patch to make it English somewhere online.
What the fuck do these fucks expect me to fucking do against this shit?
>>736196218You could try my strat and combine blood dryleaf arts with freeze pots(also be ready to at least evade waterfowl from a medium to long distance) be super aggressive with the jump attack + whirlwind combo and capitalize on her low poise, eventually you'll get her. I managed to do it solo but I would have used some distraction too if it came to a clutch, that depends on you if you want to solo her or use summons.
>>736202825powerstanced bleed infused curved sword jumping attack spam
>>736196474I would have been her blade..
>>736196218just block she has a couple of attacks with big wind ups that heal her more than most attacks so you want to dodge those.
Frost pots and death’s poker rape her out of waterfowl dance. Just use those and reset the frost proc with a bit of fire damage. Alternatively lay your dick on the table and just blender her with an impaling thrust KGS and some grease like I did.
You should play this. You technically should have emulated it ages ago.
>>736203035>1nothing>2nothing>3PS1>4PS1
>>736202279aerith seems like she would be the best girlfriend. She knows a lot about financial poverty, and this gave her more than she was ever expecting. Because money doesn’t buy you a single thing in this world, true happiness comes from surrounding yourself with grace and aerith quality girls except real.
>>736203059Im actually looking to expand my harem. If any girls want to lick my bum clean, I’ve been sharting a lot into my jeans and they’re becoming “stiphhhh”. I got more piping hot diahrea in my asshole waiting to spew all over the floor once I’m done crapping into my jeans. I’d prefer a woman who knows how to eat properly so she’s got some decent sized poos that hold good form. If I can pick the rigid log up with my mouth and carry it like a dogs bone we’re in good form.
>no waifu2x filtergaming is healing
>>736201549I did when it released and I've had access to play it at anytime for no extra cost for the past 25+ years.
Would you fuck a pinball machine?
>>736204484>>736203698Pinball vidya is kinda hard to come by because the tactile and sensory experience can't really be replicatedSlammit Pinball is kinda cool.
>>736199920Buy yourself a laptop.Go to Vegas.Go to the 2nd warehouse at the Pinball Museum and find the Adam's Family cabinet.Play that for ten hours of kino.
>>736204385I mean even if they just used a gray DMD or something it'd feel kind of "retro" and and not feel so out of place. It's the extreme contrast of an LCD that does it
Now I wanna play some real pinball >>736200128I got a bit sick to my stomach
>>736204712I would love to cave your face in with a hammer.
This April Fools event is questionable at best.
>>736204212>>736204284The dev is also a cute furry trans girl.
>>736204482Prove it. Post her face.
Who
>>736204649The janny obliterator
>>736204529https://steamcommunity.com/id/TimeLierG/
Move over Korea, America is back to reclaim FMV games.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4093270/Dreams_and_Desires
whats her name again?
>>736204476She burns the coal like a 18th century coalmaster...i love her.
>>736204194it doesn't look like it, which is even weirder considering the casting of pornstars
>>736197110Glasses jew is best girl
pornstars in the current year are all beat as fuck ugly old hags and they're usually chaste compared to what younger hotter women were doing for less 10-15 years agotheres never been a worse time to be male unless you are a gigachad
What games do zoomies play? Is he right?
>>736204021>>736204130>>736204143go back
It's true. You see so many zoomers giving negative reviews when a finished single player game stops releasing updates years after release because it's "abandoned".
>>736204021People actually use bluesky?
>>736204645after elon destroyed xitter?yeah
>>736204739Most of his changes have been for the better. The only negative thing he did was give people a monetary incentive to ragebait.
Idolmaster thread
>>736203671Gotta fulfill the girl's true ending conditions and then win the final audition
>>736203805weird, could've sworn I was getting 光景 to play without true endthanks
>>736203495Shes skinny and flat so its fine
Gakuen Idolmaster is a hag game
>>736202892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5ca6Hsb2Q
Essex thread.
>game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet
>>736196330I do wonder how would it be like to play one of those "god simulator" games like Populous or Black&White but from the perspective of a simple pleb. Might work in a hybrid VR/desktop game - I've seen s couple of those, but maybe it's way too niche.
>>736202843if you add comedy to it, it'd work. think people would get it and enjoy it if it was done well.you're just trying to live a normal life and you're plucked up into the air and dropped miles away and given orders.next day your quiet village has 20 identical barracks outside it, the next day 40 and all you wanted to do was farm.
Custom cursors for games are always peak sovl. Doubly so if the cursor changes a little when you click on something, like the finger moves, or it lights up or whatever.Always a sign of the developer wanting to immerse you just that little bit extra.
>>736201975Same.
>GPU has custom cursorsthanks AMD
I'm going to Mewgenics!
>>736204209Asmongold lost to Boris and rage quit the game forever
>>736204383Dick in chastity with a wart on it
>>736204586Not surprised, he got scurvy irl in the 21st century. Absolute subhuman.
>>736204501Wew I can't even unlock hard route until I beat BorisI lost a sniper rifle to him, as well
>>736204586I have no evidence of this but it's funny so I believe it.
Mini bros were you at?
>>736204278You probably got another hour before this thread goes. And worst case you could draw it and wait til either next year or when someone makes another Princess thread.
>>736204505>You probably got another houryeah i need more than that
>>736198937IT'S DOUBLEMINT GUMWHEN CHEWEDIT'S FOOD
>>736153818SHOW A PICTURE OF YOUR MAN CLIT
Can we have a Xenoblade thread?
>>736199384>mythra
>>736201341based ameriboo
>>736195782nia has a cock and fucks her
>>736199382Nah they're cool. The stuff they're hiding from you has to do with guilt. 500 years before the main plot they glassed an entire continent and sank it to the bottom of the ocean. It wasn't intentional, they didn't set out to kill thousands of bystanders, they were at war and she was pushed to her limit. Nowadays she's just wracked with guilt. A 3rd of the population see her as a great savior. Another 3rd see her as a killer. The last 3rd see her as leverage either for or against their home nation. And they see themselves as unnecessary and dangerous. That the world would be a better place if they didn't exist.
>>736204370>nia has a cockNia doesn't even have tits
>FPS but.. its Anime!!
>>736202683Anime girls are the only women I don't want to see get shot
>>736202683All I want is to see anime girls get shot
Sounds kino tbqhStrinova came close but it's CS slop and the 2D gimmick is gay
>>736203321It's absolutely cool though.
>>736202683Yes but let me be the cool animedude and ATLEAST one bro character with some female anime grills to save/work with/fight.Basically give me Kou from Baldr Sky in an FPS.
Gaming peaked here.
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vacas never die
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>>736197571Could you cow down?
>>736197507Based
Cowgirls usually are portrayed with huge tits, but when will we get cowgirls with big, huge, noisy bellies?
