You ever notice how the people who get "addicted" to games don't really like games generally speaking? It used to be when I'd hear about a "video game addict" I picture real life Gregor with 20 consoles and 1,000 games completed hammering away on his Sega Saturn chasing that Sokyugurentai 1cc inbetween the dankest most obscure PC-98 titles, that he doesn't need translated because he dedicated his life to mastering the language of true videogames, Japanese. Imagine... Being so gamer you ruined your life... What level is this dude even on. Shit I want to meet him, what wise words would he have? Where should I start with the 3DO library, gamergod?But its not. Its just some retard who got hooked the hottest dopamine skinnerbox of the week and makes bad decisions with his money/time. I'm not even sure how this happens. Half the time the game isn't even passable its just some mobile time waster.I love games, more than most things, but even then I've pretty much had my fill after 2 or 3 hours. I wish I was addicted because then I'd at least have a character trait but instead I'm just bad at life and I play games instead of watch TV.Hot blog cumin@ya.
>>736202903It's not a game.
>>736203821It is, whether you choose to acknowledge it or not.
>>736201992What if you had a functioning brain and could understand the middle ground?
>>736199472I got this game on my phone a few years ago and I've pretty much only played it when I'm waiting for my plane at the airport, it was an ok enough time waster for when you have absolutely nothing else to do. But then I found that not only was this originally a PC game, but /v/ actually shills this shit for its braindead "gameplay" that's as interactive as the average AAA walk and talk section. Just shows how much you can trust this board on anything regarding the topic of actually playing video games instead of staring at steam charts all day.
>>736199472>Gregor does /v/ even use that anymore?
"we respect the source material" starter packAt least 60% of the girlbossing in these movies is completely unnecessary and just makes it more boring. There are like 10 minutes of Peach doing the exact same thing as Mario just to show that she can do what a man can do instead of having her do her own thing with her own subplot (ideally one without action so the pacing can breathe a bit)
>>736204750than men*
>>736204585male 'ally' spotted
>>736204613She just about one-shots everyone in the movie, something mario doesnt do
>>736204262Peach is a Polytheistc war goddess
>>736204676Not really, he only performance way worse than her when he was on the training course
What's your excuse?
Rhodesian war game when?
>>736204656>play as the blacks>set your sight to maximum range for more damage
Rhodesia? What's now known as Zimbabwe?
Here's your female character bro
>Let's draw the main character from the previous game, but make him into a girlBravo Capcom
>>736203802Thank you.
>>736204643a cute tomboyish schoolgirl no lessthey kind of did it twice
Not even Miyamoto considers video games to be art
>>736202496>or the unchecked passion of underpaid interns.>anon grows up and understands what labor/work actually meansnot too late I see. I too was retarded
>>736200287>twitter screencap thread>by a Spanish speaking turdI’m tired boss
>>736202496He's desperate to be a Walt Disney without understanding Walt wanted to actually try and benefit society and died before he could shit out EPCOTMiyamoto just sees an eccentric man that made movies and theme parks, and just outsources it to other companies to make them
>>736202496He understands that video games are about fun first and foremost. He specifically has had story elements removed from Mario games by spastics to make the games fun first. The sudden Miyamoto hate is manufactured Twitter bullshit because the movie followed the same philosophy.
>>736204775>to make the games fun firstbut enough about all the tertiary mario RPGs being dogshit to play
>best racing game ever made>no sequel after 23 years
i tried this game and i thought it kind of sucked. i dont get what the big deal is. i think the boost mechanic is annoying. it doesnt even really feel like a racing game, it feels more like a boost and health management game. this game just doesnt provide the fun feeling that other racers do. and the controls just feel kind of bad, especially on those pipe maps
>>736203734Nintendo won't ask Sega to make another one or have the talent to make another F-Zero game
>>736204309The dev team that did F-Zero GX at Sega was dissolved a long time ago, a good chunk initially went on to be part of what is now known as the RyuGaGotoku studio but this was literal decades ago.
>>736204145>wireless>WHY AM I GETTING INPUT DELAY WTF?!?!?!?!
>>736203734They know that they can't top it, that anything that tries to be a GX2 is gonna be a fucking abomination and tank F-Zero's reputation into the gutter.
Some people say female chars in games should have lower STR/DEX/CON for realism. If you think about it though, if game devs did that, then playing a female character would be 'hard mode'. >played a male MC? You didn't beat the game
>>736204816Also lower INT
we love Regentwe love Multiplayer
>>736203808Yeah, that means that the event is imbalanced. As it stands, everybody goes for Lens. If it were an Act 2 event, you'd have fewer card rewards ahead, and that makes the Lens a less braindead autoclick.
>>736203808yeah only reason to get exhaust pot is if you believe it's the only thing that could make you beat the next elite or the boss
Anyone hosting?
>>736203778>sits there in silence clicking cards>2500 viewerswhy?
>>736203162>enter a fight>all enemies are invisibleWhat a terrifying bug
NOT A JOKE, PLAY HERE:>https://opengoal.dev/
2 and 3 had a shitty framerate and loadings on PS2, hopefully this is fully 30fps/60fps at least.
>>736203413I've come to prefer 1's simplicity but yeah 2 & 3 as a kid were pretty amazing experiences. The hubs were great then, not as fun as an adult since simply fighting the guards isn't as satisfying as fighting cops in even the older gta's since they send like 3 different things at you at most (three is really improved in that regard with the warring factions in haven city and the weapon upgrades giving you a lot of options to have fun with)Jak 3 was my favorite and i still have a soft spot for it (particular jak's look in that game with the shorter hair again and the precursor armor and light jak looks amazing, I love it) but it's pretty obviously on shaky legs both game desgin and story wise, like the whole thing with veger supposed to be a light enemy in contrast to the dark enemy of errol is not fleshed out at all (veger as a whole is kinda half-baked), and yeah the dark makers are kinda whatever and their concept shits on metal heads too muchI love the ruined haven city and the faction fights a ton though, shit's so cool between the freedom league, kg death bots, metal heads and dark makers
Awww shietsweeet
>>736203884All 3 are 4k60fps all the way.
>>736196740lol jak is gay
Aerisu. This is how women act
Why is she still alive?
>>736204251shit
>>736204240She doesn't work at the honeybee inn anymore?that kinda sucks.
>>736204403no but I do like action rpgs, is the combat bad?
>>736204619It's fine but it does get repetitive. Instead of bases like farcry, you get towers. You get like a hundred of them so. But you really should take the story into account though, because it gets pretty fucking cringy and you cant skip any of it. there is a whole movie of scenes in there. so yeah.
Post Gaming Relating things that would make for perfect April Fools Jokes but weren’t actually April Fools Jokes.
>>736204657Having Spongebob and Megaman in the same game is weird
It wouldn't survive after a month. This happens to all fighting games that aren't Street Fighter or Tekken.
Anyone else agree that Ada never liked Leon?
>>736204153
I miss her, I don't care to listening the granny voice
>>736203953For fuck's sake. Can we be serious for just one RE thread? Just one, man. That picture was probably taken by a woman. She was probably posing for Jill. Then either Jill or Rebecca left the camera in the wrong place and Wesker ended up taking the film by accident. Wrong camera, I guess.
>>736204186Kek. I'm afraid the brainrot is terminal, anon.
Whats on your to do list today greymane? I'm working on the witch quests and then going to capture farm animals.
>>736204460flavor
that mod to set your damage to over 9 thousand to skip bosses works now.
>>736204460wirches sex altar
So is all cook armor behind some waterfall or another?
>>736204735They're locked behind playing the fucking game.
I don’t get how this monster is supposed to be scary
>>736198801once you end up critically low on cum, you will get it
>>736198801I'm scared stiff
>>736198801I don’t understand how anyone thought she was hot.
>>736198913>on-modelWhat? She’s from an actual game?
I don't care much for her but that scene where she's sucking blood, it's quite arousing.
So how do you genuinely get into these bullet hell games? Never played one before where do you start?
>>736202239Well touhou is like 95% micro so you just hold down shit and tap left or right when a bullet is directly in front of you mostly
>>736202239Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devilthen work your way up from there
>>736202435>>736204081Thanks this game right?https://doujinstyle.com/?p=page&type=2&id=1
>>736202239Meira balls cousin
>>736204456Yeah. There's also a patch to make it English somewhere online.
What the fuck do these fucks expect me to fucking do against this shit?
>>736196218You could try my strat and combine blood dryleaf arts with freeze pots(also be ready to at least evade waterfowl from a medium to long distance) be super aggressive with the jump attack + whirlwind combo and capitalize on her low poise, eventually you'll get her. I managed to do it solo but I would have used some distraction too if it came to a clutch, that depends on you if you want to solo her or use summons.
>>736202825powerstanced bleed infused curved sword jumping attack spam
>>736196474I would have been her blade..
>>736196218just block she has a couple of attacks with big wind ups that heal her more than most attacks so you want to dodge those.
Frost pots and death’s poker rape her out of waterfowl dance. Just use those and reset the frost proc with a bit of fire damage. Alternatively lay your dick on the table and just blender her with an impaling thrust KGS and some grease like I did.
This April Fools event is questionable at best.
>>736204212>>736204284The dev is also a cute furry trans girl.
>>736204482Prove it. Post her face.
Who
>>736204649The janny obliterator
>>736204529https://steamcommunity.com/id/TimeLierG/
Move over Korea, America is back to reclaim FMV games.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4093270/Dreams_and_Desires
whats her name again?
>>736204476She burns the coal like a 18th century coalmaster...i love her.
>>736204194it doesn't look like it, which is even weirder considering the casting of pornstars
>>736197110Glasses jew is best girl
pornstars in the current year are all beat as fuck ugly old hags and they're usually chaste compared to what younger hotter women were doing for less 10-15 years agotheres never been a worse time to be male unless you are a gigachad
What games do zoomies play? Is he right?
>>736204021>>736204130>>736204143go back
It's true. You see so many zoomers giving negative reviews when a finished single player game stops releasing updates years after release because it's "abandoned".
>>736204021People actually use bluesky?
>>736204645after elon destroyed xitter?yeah
>>736204739Most of his changes have been for the better. The only negative thing he did was give people a monetary incentive to ragebait.
