who?
>>736209931Bring back snacks!
>>736206920>Halo 2Oh he’s getting fuckin’ assraped
>>736206519That's clearly Goot.
>>736211879cant rape the willing
>>736206519Epstein sex toy
This is a great game, isn't it?
>>736207723not really
>>736207723It is a great game, and so is Donkey Kong Bananza because it has Mario's daughter.
>>736207723the zoomer equivalent of 64
Got bored of it after the desert pyramid.
>>736207723Bananza mogs it.
What do we think about Cygames and their games?
>>736210094playing relink for the first time and I am fucking astounded by how sexy the minotaur women arealso sex with Vyrn
>>736211692She doesn't say that.But I'll say that tomorrow.
>>736211440Blowing my (caret) load all over Flower
>>736211759It says it right here!also, kino, thanks
What do I search if I want a red gene 7-9?https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1774986749099.png
Happy Halloween everyanon. I hope you're eating lots of turkey and figgy pudding.What games are you playing this spooky season?
I wish I could meet a witch girl and have her harvest me for semen for the rest of my life
Who the fuck IS the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
>>736210962I don't even know her name, bro...
I wonder what happened to picrel drawfag.
>>736211385>first instance of this image was almost a decade agoGoddamn. He's probably dead or something.
Sooo... whats next for the starfox franchise?
>>736211517SMRPG and Super Mario Bros. are different series.
>>736211517The logical conclusion of this idea is that nothing can really mechanically separate any game series from each other and that the only difference is aesthetics.
>>736198776The bigger difference between tomatometer and popcornmeter, the better the movie
>>736211590Thanks!
>>736211545Rosalinafags feeling 0.1% of the pain that Star Fox fans have been dealing with for the last 20 years when it comes to being ignored by Nintendo.
Old and busted: Marvel New hotness: Nintendo
This movie is an encapsulation of everything wrong with nerd culture. We truly have reach the absolute peak of corporate shitslop where you get your senses assaulted by special effects and you clap like a seal at all the references that you recognize. Roger Ebert was right about everything
Drove by my local theater, which is a small chain theater. It was around 10am but there was already a line forming outside the theater. On my drive back around 4pm, the entire parking lot was full. This movie about to make some huge bucks.
>>736205350Take a proper screenshot, phonefaggot.
>>736205350>>736202717>it's making ~10% more than the first oneSo it's gonna end up with about $1.5 billionIt MIGHT be the #1 movie of 2026, depending on how the following shake out:>Toy Story 5>Avengers: Doomsday>Spider-Man: Brand New Day
>>736211161Seethe harder, snoy.
whos your favorite vidya groomer?
What's /v/'s favorite character selection menu?
>>736207959exactly kek
OG meltyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnoa5AiPV78
>>736210012Act Cadenza version A (if we're counting the announcer) > Actress Again > Act Cadenza ver A > Re-Act > Act Cadenza Ver B > OG > power gap > Type Lumina
>>736207264KI is unbeatable for character select screens.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekTE1nhxEOw&list=RDekTE1nhxEOw&start_radio=1
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736211019>ywn knead and massage yoshi's gaping asshole and loose rectum with your bare hands to relax him of his egg-laying duties
>>736207573They don't like tubes in that gameit's just sloshy tummyno tubes all sackbut that is the mean
>>736207573what's so hot about the appendix?people only care about the stomach and the rectum
>>736211310no one cares about the mouth yeah, I see that one poor anon complaining about the lack of oral swallowing. Everyone just shoves stuff into their butt and only up to the rectal hammerspace or teleports stuff into their stomach these days. They hate tubes.
>>736167443why does this give me a boner
This was a very funny prank
Bane?>
>>736207976
Went to rule34 to beat it to similar stuff and saw an ad of a latina camwhore that I used to watch being a tease a few months ago. A little after I opened the live, she started riding a guy really good and I came so hard that I felt like I was going to pass out. I'm unironically an athlete in great shape so it was just a really strong orgasm. Great stuff, feel like having sex with a latina whore right now or after my cock recovers.
>>736207218I’m the kind that wants to turn into a girl
>>736210589you're gay and confused
She is everythingShe's perfectShe's my best mosquito friend
>>736211325>I don't see how anyone who liked any segment of this burger enough to buy it could dislike it now that it's overcooked
>>736200091SameThis kind of out of character blushing from Ashley can only mean two things:Andrew confessed his genuine love for AshleyOr the cult leader gave her a bunch of compliments she had never heard before without sarcasm or under threat of injury
>>736201063This
Sex without Renee
>>736211325When chapter 2 came out it had two routesDecay route was clearly the non romantic toxic sibling rance that can only end badly at bestWhile burial had a scene that made Andrew and Ashley look like actual lovers and made men and women come together to enjoy self inserting as Ashley or inserting themselves into AshleyThat's why people bought into the gameAnd when decay came out it went about as expected with a nice little loveless sex bonus for Andrew at the endBut unless Nemlei is fucking with us with the teasers, Burial is looking like the same NTR shit that half the adult content creators get tainted with in order to make their shit more dramaticI'm sure there is going to be a somewhat happy incest ending, but it will be drowned out by all of the cucking and cheating happening in the other endings
Which way EOP?
>>736209670Simply a sign that you haven't immersed enough. These "problems" work themselves out extremely quickly if you're actually engaging with Japanese content as part of your life and not as something you force yourself to do.
>>736191623just do this, duh
>>736173427go to the catalog and count how many threads are about japanese games, and then count how many are about polish ones
>>736173210KEK
>>736210086Unfortunately, the kanji complaining gives away your Dunning-Kruger :(
If you’re caught buying this, you should be put on a watchlist
>>736124832Lol this entire website is on cia and fbi watch list bros
>>736133167That guy is literally a fuckless incel raging at anime porn.
>>736179195You're legit retarded mate. Why don't you post your ID to prove that you're an adult. It's because of this fucktard that we have ID checks everywhere to "protect kids". Fuck kids and fuck their parents.
>>736210463>>736179195Where's that pic of your id dipshit?
John Tarmac
>>736200543He basically is a foreskin so it's appropriate
Markus Person
>>736211690
Machu Pichu
>>736199765>>736200291kek
This is the hero/protagonist of the Mega Man Star Force games, Geo Stelar. they're pretty fun games and their collection just released, you should play themdiscuss the series
>>736211031the grid is cool, keep the grid
>>736211129I'd like a MMBN game that takes some ideas from OSFE. 4x4 player sides, two chip buttons instead of one, more adjustment effects you can apply to chips, more weird panel mechanics, etc
>>736209842I don’t know why Joker suddenly grew on me but it’s way cooler than I remember
>>736211129>>736211265>>736211524>he doesnt knowhttps://youtu.be/uIygeIHPyHY?si=yK6-Ympw-NcVfv5qCapcom has been beat to that idea for a couple years nowYou can even make your own mods
Playing this again and I can't stand it. It feels so slow and boring. Do I have ADD?
>>736211607Cdprojekt games are just trash for moviewatchers who hate videogames
>>736211607i mean the game is boring and slow. its tons and tons of story and cutscenes with only a few minutes of gameplay between them
>>736211607It is a very slow game, I play it every now and then and just do some missions and maybe advance the story a little and then set it down and pick it up some weeks or months later, I have been playing the same file since I first started and I just finished the quest where you escort a bunch of wizards and witches through the sewers, I probably haven't finished even 1/4th of the game, it's fine, I enjoy the slow burn, I'm in no hurry to finish the game, I'm enjoying learning the lore and meeting the characters at m own pace.
Essex thread.
this thread lasted all of april fools day
>>736141236Eh?
>>736209669Will it last all of april tho?
>>736149308
Leonbros...
>>736207731Leon girls
>>736207731Let's see Chris do a backflip.
>>736207731leon is 5'11 and chris is 6'1but leon's dick is 7" and chris's dick is 6.5"
>>736207731Chris knows Leon's genes mixed with his sister will create the superior specimen.
How do we save videogames?
>>736205362>50/50That sounds very optimistic.
It's literally okay when Snoy raises the price of their consoles, shitlord. I love watching Netflix on my PS5 Pro so much that I bought one for my wife's bull Jamal. For a mere $1,100, Jamal is now able to Netflix and chill with my wife while I sit in the cuck chair in the corner.
>>736199008corporations are greedy kikes, but if the average person keep buying it and keep supporting the A or B corporation, who's to blame ?
>>736199143>republicans so shit even /v/ has turned on them
>>736199008Continue to play PC games and only upgrade every ~7 years.
This is the best Zelda game and it's criminal how terrible the sequels are.
>>736201861It's good, but it's one of the rare games that actually has TOO MUCH content. I usually enjoy games that have tons of content, but HW has so much padding and reused content. It's the only game I can think of where you can see everything the game has to offer by about the 20 hour mark, yet be nowhere near 100%ing it by the 200 hour mark. It's insane.
I can’t believe Nintendo allowed someone to make a Zelda spinoff with a plot that more or less amounts to “evil witch wants Link to fuck her, makes it everyone’s business.” And made her look like that.
too much contentmost of it isn't even good
>>736210180It's a good example of a game you should only play as long as you want. Otherwise you have to really commit to finish everything.
>>736211223>tfw played over 900 hours between all three versions
