How would you get out of this situation?
>>736094705Quadtriple Giga
>>736201609Nice
>>736202659If you mask your fetish thread as a thread for a game, and actually discuss that game a bit on the side with fetish, it actually stays up.Who would have guessed.
>>736094705>imptards think she's somehow strong enough to overpower some guy despite being easily defeatedweak imps are for rape
>>736096048/v/ is too manly, it has too much testosterone
I just watched The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and I rate it a 10/10.I brought my Nintendo Switch 2 with me into the IMAX auditorium, and played Star Fox while waiting for the movie to start.Snoys are not invited to this thread.
>>736205010>this nigga playing switch on da function
I brought my plushies into the IMAX auditorium.I bought a The Super Mario Galaxy Movie blanket.I was expecting a flashback to Bowser Jr.'s real mama, but that didn't happen.However, I was expecting F.L.U.D.D. to appear, and I was proven right, as he appeared in the background as an easter egg.
This is the best Zelda game and it's criminal how terrible the sequels are.
If it wasn't for the padding, it'd be perfect.
>>736201861I just bought the wiiu game for like $8, is it worth getting the switch version immediately, like will I regret having to play over beginning missions again? What's a good price for it?
>>736204767WiiU version is fine, but it's missing some content from the 3DS/Switch release, specifically the Wind Waker and Majora's Mask story stuff. The HUD's also comically large in the WiiU version, if that bothers you. I think the 3DS/Switch version also has two more Adventure maps.I'd return the WiiU version and get the Switch version if possible.
>>736204767Switch version is one of the best Definitive Editions made when it comes to integrating the DLC stuff into the main game, instead of being some overpowered extra shit you have unlocked on the go they re-arranged all the rewards in the adventure maps to account for the extra characters like they always belonged there so if you plan on investing some time in the game outside the Story mode you should definitively get the DE. Also you can like switch characters on the fly while on the Wii U you're stuck with one character for the mission and that can make the game quite flexible
>>736201861I got bored of if at the start. wasted my 60 bucks
Here's your female character bro
>>736204643a cute tomboyish schoolgirl no lessthey kind of did it twice
>>736203802did they have to give her the feet of a 70 year old man
>>736204962if you're barefoot all the time your feet eventually turn into that
>>73620380210/10 would plap
>>736204643many such cases
did you buy it.or pirate it?
>>736201740it's a reboot,yesmade by the same studio,even.
>>736204458seems like it’s pretty dedmaybe a /v/ lobby could spring up every now and again
>>736204627I'm kinda sad there's not many threads about the game...I kinda was looking forward to talking about it with you guys.Shame too, I boughtered it because I wanted to play online.
which car is the coolest?
>>736205191I like all of SFR's, Nobu and Lavinia's
Just got around to beating this game on my backlog. Was a ridiculously long game (like 70ish hours to beat most of the stuff).It was fun, was able to beat like 95% of the puzzles without looking at hints, but some of the reflexes required for this made me feel my unc status. What did you guys think of this game and what do you think about the supposed sequel that is coming out this year?
>>736203857So, not a game with Deviantart artwork, right?
>>736204226I just spent the last few days playing a fishing browser game made by kino-starved devs. https://vibes.fish/I do think these things are bound to return in some fashion.
>>736203425I've had it in my backlog for years, but literally a few days ago I found out the creators got fucking ShibayanRecords to do a bossa nova song for the game, so I'm definetly playing it as soon as I have the time.I hope it's in the charming side of the faggotry spectrum.
>>736203771I thought this was going to bother me too, but the characters are too nice to really get annoyed by. They won me over.I do think there's room for a bully in their character dynamics though to ground them a little
>>736204836Summertime Saga is ok
Final Fantasy XIV announces crossover with Final Fantasy XI. Dual subs and a new character creator in XI to more closely match XIV's, so that the same adventurer can be in both games.https://youtu.be/b9x-4JxSxjQ
Occullt Crescent was a flop
>>736204274because the game design was uninspired, it felt like a second sequel to Eureka, like Bozja never existed, and parts of it seem AI generated with how strange some of the choices seem. its clear no one on the team actually wanted to work on it and were only doing it because everyone was yelling at them in endwalker. its a mess, only carried by the inherent fun of being in a foray with other people
>>736204104If lala didn't exist, maybe. The biggest issue though is that SE has pussied out of every race design they've brought forward since ARR, since Au Ra was originally meant to be like Voidsent / demon folk in nature and were turned into dragon people instead with horse fucking and piss drinking as defining traits probably because of Koji's madness. Then viera were shown off to have like small versions as well as the usual tall ones, but they scrapped it and we have the version we have today probably due to keeping the armory system workload easier on the team.Honestly, the skeletons they're using now and how characters are handled is probably why we won't get another race anytime soon since it'll just return us to "x can't wear helms" or whatever like we've had for half a decade with Viera / Hroth until the subs were dangerously low, then suddenly some people have been working it in on their spare time in the team somehow.
>>736204976lala is too ridiculous to really pander to those sorts of otakusmin height femra is a good base, just make it slightly shorter. add animal ears and tail and you have the japanese fanbase instantly on your side again. you can find something else to appease the westerners.add something like a free fantasia if you pre-order 8.0 once you announce it, sure they're pussies and lazy but when shit hits the fan they've been shown that they can get off their asses and pander
>>736203713Nice!
April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
I'm taking notes on what not to do from you.
You're no one getting nowhere fast.
I do what I will.
xD
Does that frustrate you?
Just imagine the mogging the ps2 would have gotted if this image was real
>>736204759Not remotely.
>>736204759>>736204874It was certainly not more powerful. But it was close enough that it could have held its own - if not for the business side.
Fixed the OP
>>736204759Yeah, just like how the Saturn is a "2D powerhouse" when it needs a 4MB ram cart to run SFA3.
>>736205140One does not preclude the other.
What games do zoomies play? Is he right?
It's true. You see so many zoomers giving negative reviews when a finished single player game stops releasing updates years after release because it's "abandoned".
>>736204021People actually use bluesky?
>>736204645after elon destroyed xitter?yeah
>>736204739Most of his changes have been for the better. The only negative thing he did was give people a monetary incentive to ragebait.
>>736204739there is not a single human who uses it.
Which way EOP?
>>736204965"translation that you're not supposed to like"
I wife worked as a translator for 13 years. Even she agrees that it's pointless now that AI exists and changed professions.
>>736205014do you not understand why translating an idiom might be a little difficult?
>>736204921It's not actually stupid, it's just poorly executed. The raw translation isn't a "translation" so much as it is ignoring all the cultural/metaphorical context around the phrase and just outputting the most basic interpretation. This is why it's "raw", it's missing all the pragmatics. This is different than a "literal" translation which can mean fucking anything.
This entire thread is missing the point and somewhat disingenuous because when people complain about retarded localizers they're not complaining about slightly unfitting idioms or stuff being a little clunky. They're complaining about localizers cramming in stale memes, forcing unfitting modern slang/lingo, completely changing dialogue, getting translations objectively incorrect, altering the original text to force their own agendas or remove content they find offensive, or otherwise just actually fucking up their job. There is a genuine debate for how much a phrase needs to be localized to add the appropriate character or to make strange idioms fit better. Neither side is necessarily wrong. But that sincere debate is just a wall localizers hide behind to defend butchering another culture's work.
jiggie.funStarting with slutty squids https://jiggie.fun/R539ez
>>736203237Rave lolishttps://jiggie.fun/NwGstP
NSFW 3 Loli pics - Cups, Lavenza, Idols~360 perhttps://jiggie.fun/CF0JTD
>>736203784ya know whats funny? they sell those outfits in those EXACT sizes in the Philippines and thailand. True story.
>>736145595Why are these people cheering at children?
>>736204642Last holdout of culture
April is the anniversary month of the Fire Emblem series.
>>736204521I prefer handheld consoles and don't like phones, so I usually play on DS or emulate on vita
>>736204720Reinforcements move from who knows how far away to reinforce, why would they move on the same turn after that?
>>736204720>Reinforcements that don't move right away pose zero threat because you can either just kill them right away, or run away.I can think of plenty examples of dangerous reinforcements that don't move same turn like in Conquest. How do they actually make the game more interesting to play when there's no counterplay? You say "resistance", but it's just randomly exploding characters uncontested if you don't have meta-knowledge.
Stop abbreviating same turn reinforcements as STR, that means Strength.
>>736205127To play devil's advocate, STR are fine when they're clearly telegraphed ala FE1 (spawns from forts or stairs specifically, can be blocked with units). If they appear from anywhere else, then fuck them though
Aerisu. This is how women act
>>736204619It's fine but it does get repetitive. Instead of bases like farcry, you get towers. You get like a hundred of them so. But you really should take the story into account though, because it gets pretty fucking cringy and you cant skip any of it. there is a whole movie of scenes in there. so yeah.
>>736202968>"What I don't like is fanfic"
>>736205129lol Tifa mogs her in every possible way.
>>736205197Dogshit taste tifatard
>best racing game ever made>no sequel after 23 years
>>736204849....its reputation for being a dead franchise with no games for 20 years?
>>736203734It wasn't made by Nintendo so they didn't have the actual skill to make one on the same level, even back then.
>>736204967Yes. Imagine a new game comes out, and it becomes known as "a shitfuck of a game that tried to revive the series only to be a complete goddamn embarrassment that should never have been considered for release".
>>736203734mogged
>>736204967A dead franchise with a near flawless record of games. Died too soon, but that also means there was never any kind of decline to witness. It kept getting better, hit it's peak, had a couple GBA games and then vanished until 99.F-Zero is like the Bo Jackson of Nintendo franchises if that makes any sense.
Mooooooooooo
>>736200607What kind of music do cows listen to?
>>736203043cursed species
>>736198002i look like that and i say those things
>>736200607Needs more cowbell
>we need a weapon for our bovine character
For an april fools' joke, I think this one was alright. It was better than the DOGE one at least.
>>736204662Grim. I just thought it was a furfag game, trannies never crossed my mind.
>>736204662The programmer went insane, yes. But Nightmargin, who did the art writing and music, is currently making a new game called Margin of the Strange that looks interesting.
>>736197702The captchas werent board specific which ruined it. 2/10
>>736204969Well those were essentially the entire game so I'm glad the talent is being put to use elsewhere.
>>736204957it was well after the game was finished so I don't really care or conflate them, just another (frankly disturbing) case of mental illness on the internet
It wasn't that bad
>>736186872Zoomers and Gen As don't even want to read nowadays. They'd probably ask chatgpt to summarize it for them. What do you expect?
>>736197808>Protag gets cucked>Then you realize that nobody told us anything about what happens when you BREAK that promise made at the Church of Memories.>Turns out severe retribution befalls the one who breaks it off as Yoyo is not only pregnant and slowly being driven mad by Alexander, but she is also a widow, and she may miscarry from all the stress.While it sucks being cucked, you actually do see the one who chose to stray face consequences for it.
>>736200169>Some chicks actually liked this game. If they are mentally well is up for debate.chinks are mentally ill by default and doubled under communism
>>736204978Based reply
>>736200996I just didn't like the characters much, especially the MC who I found to be extremely unlikable. Everyone in the story was some combination of boring, annoying, and/or too stereotypical to a certain anime archetype.
>cha ching cha ching>Yeehaw!>Yaaayyy!>Cha ching cha ching
we love Regentwe love Multiplayer
Anyone hosting?
>>736203778>sits there in silence clicking cards>2500 viewerswhy?
>>736203162>enter a fight>all enemies are invisibleWhat a terrifying bug
>>736204494Fine, I'll do it myselfsteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244863533115/76561198030802028
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