What games does he play?
Complete newfaf hereWhy did Horus do it? He looks like a chill guy in a white suit...
>>730645582He got groomed by the first Discord user and it all fell apart.
How do we feel about pic related?
>>730644916people and the bullshit that tends to comes with them stop being meaningful after you have been alive for 35,000 years.
>>730638753I'm still waiting for them to let us play with Chaos cosmetics or factions in PvE. The first Space Marine game let you play as Chaos in Horde mode.
Does /v/ like hardcore movement based arena shooters?
>>730639645the music in the trailer for this sounds like ai
>>730639645>Does /v/ like....The answer to that is always no
>>730640979That's not how you spell "amazing".https://youtu.be/B6mNNLq3Bho
>>730639645this game wants the ultrakill audience by appealing to the fandom but not the gameplay. 1: it's genuinely so piss-easy, you autoheal as long as you're moving fast and your weapons get more effective as you move faster. and since it only takes one wavehop to get to max speed, there's no challenge. speaking of wavehops2: stupid forced bullshit. "wavehopping"? really? you just programmed in one way to go fast and then gave us two tutorials on it. as if you were afraid people would get lost in your fake counterculture nonsense 3: there's only 3 weapons in the demo and out of the three, only ONE doesn't suck. They tried to implement weapon swapping with the other two but it's so clunky to use i end up focusing on it too much. if the shotgun didn't function as a god damn cannon at max speed, this game would be annoying as fuck to playthere's so many other complaints to make but the point is they don't actually understand what made ultrakill (game) so good and are desperately trying to make it up with ultrakill (fandom) appeal.fuck this game.
>>730639645You can just tell
This shit is impossible without a guide.How can a sensei do this without youtube?
How much is "1000 buff retention" on SSeiaWhy is this shit never written out in fucking SECONDS
>>730645357
>>730610354I just follow this. https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/MissionsI didn't follow a guide from the start, but you'll be sorry if you don't complete the stage in the absolute minimum amount of turns. Now i have to go back to several areas and replay them if I want the pyro payout.
>>730635863ouch my heart
>>730623868Beener is obviously an sMika showcase, which confirmed that just like the original Mika, instead of critmald you just get accuracy mald.Maxed out the BP, it was pretty strict with almost no leeway, the rewards are complete ass though.
anyone remember playing prodigy as a kid?
no, but go on
How's your game development going, anon?
>>730643506If you're not doing furshit and r34, start immediately. It's where 99% of the money is. MLP has mostly slowed down, Pokemon and Sonic are way the fuck up for some reason. Look up tags to get an idea of what fotm to chase.Cheat code is either animation or game dev. A dogshit animation puts you side by side with a quality image, and games are in a category of their own. There's a reason there are hundreds of Patreons pulling five figures a month off a half-finished Ren'py game. Or look at any of the pornsite leaderboards, animations outweigh images 10:1 at the top.If you're stuck on images, you want to be posting daily, usually around US East primetime. Don't focus on twitter unless you already have a following, new engagement on there is impossible unless you can get someone bigger than you to retweet (try joining an artist discord and posting there, there are plenty on /v/ and /trash/ alone). Avoid pinups unless it's a fotm or you're racing to get first past the gate.
>>730642493I think the problem for me is mostly the apparent lack of documentation and poor syntax of hlsl / glsl. shader code is really weird to me as someone who has coded in Java, C / C++, C#, Python, Javascript... I just couldn't "get" hlsl, it always felt like I was just trying random shit with no rhyme or reason why it should or shouldn't work.
>>730643987Yeah I make mostly futa but sometimes furry
bored sound designer
Do you think it’d be better to make a fan game of something so the game gets more attention, or do an original IP?
I'll start.
>>730645393Definitely beatem'up with artstyle reminisce of black&white era cartoons and maybe some gameplay gimmick revolving around words.
>>730645393Fighting game where words are the inputs for special moves
>>730643256>>730644648I can't reply to either of these since I've listened to both of these albums one million billion times
>>730645842Stubbs the zombie style gameplay with punk aesthetics?
This was a complete waste of time, not only that this was the sign that Valve just didn’t give a shit anymore. What do you think of the Half Life 2 episodes?
>>730640017For me it was the ever-increasing focus on the Gravity Gun. Yes, I get it, you made a cool physics engine and want us to play around with it. My early adolescence was spent with Gmod 9 and 10, I know all about it. But replaying it now I just want to blast Combine with my AR2, but Episode 1 has the Super Gravity Gun, the "antlions in City 17" segment that you have to plug holes up with, more hoppers, Zombines that try to kamikaze you, and the notorious One Free Bullet achievement.Then Episode 2 has new explosives, Hunters (which are only weak to impact and disintegration damage and resistant to bullets and explosives), and Magnusson Devices and a Strider gauntlet that requires extensive use of them. I just got annoyed with the Gravity Gun by then.
>>730631970Don't know, I played a couple hours and got bored. From a gameplay perspective, I just prefer HL1 so much more. HL2 wasn't nearly as fun, but I'm a zoomer so what do I know.
2 is good, 1 is mediocre and a cash grab
>>730631970It had it's moments
>>730631970Fun little experiment and "lessons learned" from the base game HL2. It's a neat little extra but I guess people don't like that sort of thing. Wish Episode 3 was made though.
Im looking for some cool parody games, bonus points if they exists as a parody of a specific game and not a genre. Its more about making fun of genre or a specific game and not just being a funny game in that genre Examples:Looker( parody of the witness)bards tale( western rpg's)breath of death and cthulu saves the world( jrpg's)stair quest(Sierra adventure games)
>the kid you're working with brings your biggest fucking enemy to your hospital bedNow that we know Rudy is the knight, what is Asgore's role in all of this?
>>730644383You are both like little babies. Behold the theory:The knight is a Darkner and Undyne was the one who brought it this one time. She just ran on her own.
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>>730645749FRIEND!!!
>>730645704>Noelle TwerkingVile
Open world games are a stupid gimmick and you know it.Linear > semi open > open world
>>730631557This proves that yes young white women are the hottest race, but they're still women, and women who KNOW they're #1 will never have good personalities or develop healthy lifestyles. White women are doomed the moment they're born.
>>730645628Whoops, I forgot the gloves. Ignore the other image.
>>730645992Bro I knew a butterface oldhag early 30s chinese girl and she had a pretty bad personality too, but she was skinny so probably got lots of guy attention regardless with the jap/gook/chink shit she liked. It's picking at pennies with foids no matter where you go.
>>730630173That's half the DOA characters.
>>730630173uohhh i've discovered a new fetish
>virtual pets
>>730635904Maybe he was pure of heart? Did you ever think about that? Did you ever consider that? Huh? Did you??? HUH?
>>730631878man that'd trigger my allergies so much, literally 10 sneezes in a row. Still worth it
>>730633103yourmommon
>>730634087>All my Beelko-chan cards came in today
>>730627832I liked her better when she looked like a housecat.
*trivializes your game*
>non-effect flip monster
Where Y'ALL at?
Dead gameDead thread
>>730627825Love her love in Mimighouls
>>730644695Love your mom in my bed
No Steam?No buy.SIMPLEAS
>>730639275Based SteamBVLL.
>>730639396Steam DRM is optional. A game can choose to not use Steam DRM.>>730640981There is nothing stopping them from publishing somewhere else.The only "advantage" of their current consoles is that they streamline the process of marketing cheap plastic, NFC funko pops to whales.
>>730639275No physical console release?No buy.Simple as.
>>730639275Other way around for me. I'm willing to buy games, but not from any service that requires its own launcher.
Why did it flop?
>>730642713Needed another year (or 6) in the oven.
>>730644732an amusement park where everything is boring and there are less sruff to do than the house you've lived in previously.but at least it looks (kinda) nice! (i guess)
>>730642713It's a paradox game, people played the paid demo and return half a decade later when it's at least 2/3 complete.
everything about colonies fucking suck in this game and is way too ahistoricalthe ai shouldn't have more pops in the new world than europe in fucking 1550
Because nu-paradox games suck assVicky 3 sucks, Crusader kings 3 sucks and Europa Universalis 5 sucks
I want a game where I can dress up a cute doll because real dolls are too expensive.
>>730645839sit her on the ona top or on the belly of the hip ona I'm fucking then pull out on her at the end
>>730645839Guess who's getting all sticky?
>>730645954>>730646025>>730646078at least ask her first
Any decent dolls you can get off of amazon?I dont want to go to some obscure ass website just to wait 6 months before it even ships on the worlds slowest paddle boat from half way around the world.
>>730646117Oh, you're right, my bad, I just kind of reacted harshly there, not realizing she didn't do anything wrong actually. I do feel kinda bad. But, it's surely what she wanted anyways since she was watching right, so no harm no foul right
Japs used to make kino strategy games. Now all we get is paradoxslop. What happened?
>>730645396They just straight up don't make as much as they used to. Them playing around with AI won't make it any better.
>>730645534Koei's strategy games always had incredible art. Peak adventure.
>>730645863>>730645534Forgot pic. Damn I wish they'd remake Uncharted Waters 1 and 2 or make a sequel.
>>730645892My nip backlog is too long, and I take a while to play through each game, so I'll never get around to these.
>>730646094You're missing out on a great series thst is sadly not well known in the west. Especially if you're a fan of the exploration age and like rpgs mixed with strategy
It watered down the brand power in my opinion.
>>730644854>Kancolle and Azur LaneDon't remember what the exact term was, but I think they got big thanks to something like military otaku, basically japanese military/history nerds.
>>730639597I don't get how this series got the doujin appeal it did, they all look like blobs a middle schooler would draw. Is it just Shintoism/Buddhism?
>>730639597pitmoo
>>730645683read >>730644001
i like the games and original music the most, but i definitely wouldnt have found it without 3rd party stuff
Thanks doc
>>730644134They chose a really bad time to pivot into being greedy cunts. The enthusiasts are going to buy in no matter what and shore up the numbers in the early months, but I'm still confident they're going to be in for a shock for moderate/normalfag penetration and retention compared to the Switch 1.
>>730635505>greenThat's a HUGE stretch.
>>730636558it costs less to color less
>>730635607>>730639036I change my mind. I want you to see this
>>730639486right... the switch screen isn't supposed to be naked
You only play games with the most amount of sales?
>>730646154Oh no, I don't play games at all.
>>730646154Black people actually do that all the play is niggerball, COD and top seller
OH SHIT, OH SHITAre they going to reverse their decision?Everyone saying they are going to leave the game made the devs change their minds?What say you /v/?https://x.com/BROWNDUST2_EN/status/2010584868166553619
>>730643602Nobeta is on steam for fuck's sake. BD2 is run by fucking retards
>>730645838They're ashamed of their game being "harmful" to women. It was a full fucking cucking. Game's getting review bombed to hell on all the app store regions, and has no PC port incoming. They fucked themselves. No one's going to spend on censored trash.
so, I'm not really expecting much but what does the gameplay for the game even look like?I don't think I've ever seen the game being even played, only the porn
>>730640861Unless they confirm that they arent censoring the game I don't care>>730642146They reject whatever has lolis and probably also if it appeals to straight men too much as for the double standard it's because they employ trannies and they allow safe horny shit thats either LGBT friendly or meme horny for shits and giggles like sex with hitler>>730642479Ah spreading misinformation I see
>>730646093At it's core it's a strategy jrpg. But there's tons of minigames and side content.
