Not even Miyamoto considers video games to be art
It is time for nintendo to die
>>736202560You mean Link? He's been sassy since at least WW, he doesn't hold conversations but the way he replies can give you an idea of how he can be portrayed, though I doubt he'll be like that in the movie.
>>736200287what changed with Nintendo, after the days of bizarre cartoons, the 1993 Mario Movie, and the Zelda CDi games, they safeguarded their IPs so closely and would anally ensure anything licensed did not deviate and kept things air tight.
>>736202496>or the unchecked passion of underpaid interns.>anon grows up and understands what labor/work actually meansnot too late I see. I too was retarded
>>736200287>twitter screencap thread>by a Spanish speaking turdI’m tired boss
most obvious goty since elden ring. IGN know they majorly fucked up
>>736182408I could use a few critics myself
>>736203504>Crimson Desert>barrenThe game has an insane amount of secrets, I'm guessing you're just too retarded to actually explore anything without a marker leading you there
>>736204432grok cooked
>>736204432that place is cool but where do they sleep?
>all of the scenes of Yoshi doing his entire shtick were in the trailersOut of spite, April Fools /v/ore thread. Post your favorite vidya /v/ore animations.I like this one from YNI when you catch a big shy guy.
>>736204257Yes. Then it isn't fatal vore.
>>736204169Yes, correct.You don't have to like it, to be clear. What makes you autistic is the fact that you got a long and well-worded explanation and immediately assumed someone was lying.
>>736204314Wide cartoon mouths that quickly get dark past the uvula are the cutest.
>>736204480and then their belly level loads.
>>736204508Well duh.
Mini bros were you at?
i wanted to do a small drawing but i'm too slow and the thread will die before i finish and it wouldn't be much anyway, it's irritating that for the past few years i've been taken away by work
>>736198848Could you last 5 nights with them?
>>736153818
>>736204278You probably got another hour before this thread goes. And worst case you could draw it and wait til either next year or when someone makes another Princess thread.
My Geforce 750ti pass away today
>>736201308Repaste it. The thermal compound has probably just dried up, and the heat sink will be really small on a card that draws that little power so you shouldn't need to do anything crazy like replacing the VRM pads.t. still running a 1080ti in a living room PC
>>736203468I did and all the other cleaning too. It didn't work.
i did not hold a ceremony but i had some emotional thoughts when i finally replaced the water heater in the house i moved into. it was 27 years old.the replacement is unlikely to last 7
>>736201959grim
>>736201308that's why i wish the west was shinto.
we love Regentwe love Multiplayer
>>736203343Why would anybody ever get the exhaust pot? Fresnel Lens always wins, it's no real choice
>>736203412mechaknight is nemesis without the intangible, meaning he suckssoul nexus is an obvious placeholder that lacks mechanicsthe three knights are cool though
>>736203808Yeah, that means that the event is imbalanced. As it stands, everybody goes for Lens. If it were an Act 2 event, you'd have fewer card rewards ahead, and that makes the Lens a less braindead autoclick.
>>736203808yeah only reason to get exhaust pot is if you believe it's the only thing that could make you beat the next elite or the boss
Anyone hosting?
Which way EOP?
>>736203703No. They learn it slow because they have like 6000 letters or something.
>>736203705The issue there is that various different versions of that phrase sometimes get funnelled into the same old cliche. Forget stylistic liberties that could be taken with lazy schoolboy / stern father / dejected soldier all saying it differently. The stupidly complex Japanese context can convey anything from "that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth" to "time to do some dirty work".
>>736203745The problem is that almost all kanji have two phonetic readings, one that's based on the original Chinese (adapted for Japanese pronunciation) and then one that's based on the native Japanese word that the character represents. E.g. 水 (water) is Sui (Chinese) and Mizu (Japanese). Depending on context Japs will use either of these readings, meaning even if you know the Chinese for a character you still don't know the Japanese word for it (or the way Japanese people pronounce the Chinese word, and of course a lot of characters have morphed to have totally different meanings as well).Obviously knowing what most of the characters mean semantically is still a major advantage but that's still only like, a quarter of the way to understanding kanji. And you could make the argument that needing to rewire your brain to associate different sounds with the characters is in some ways more difficult than learning them for the first time, like imagine if you had to learn a language that used the Latin alphabet but all the sounds were totally different. Cyrillic is already quite the mindfuck and it only shares a couple of letters.
>>736204223>The stupidly complex Japanese contextContext isn't complex. Things are omitted because they're so obvious they don't need to be stated.
>>736173151You are incel.
Apparently it's basically unwatchable if you're not a superfan that knows all the references
>>736195084Sweet another mario text thread
>>736195084>refernces
>>736195084>2026>not a superfan of NintendoI play video games
>>736195084This movie was so fucking horse shit holy kek
Our dear Grace Ashcroft, how can ANYONE hate this goofy goober?
>>736204234Gomen...
>>736204267All he said was that he preferred to have sex with other black people.
>>736204267>This is America
>>736203948I used to work for a health plan company, it's a huge issue with compliance because muh sensitive information.
>>736204351>All he said was that heFreudian slip caught in 4K
Happy 9th anniversary Blue Reflection! It's been 9 years since the release of the original game in Japan.
>>736203473I don't inherently dislike Yuri, but most of it is badly written, hence slop. Yuri kino would be Flowers
>>736032592The franchise as a whole was ruined for me when the director talked about his fetish, he's a smellfag who unironically wanted to add stink clouds to the game for some unholy reason, as if such a thing wasn't so incredibly disgusting.Girls by default stink more than your average man, what with bleeding nearly the entire month, not washing their hands after using the toilet, completely disregarding deodorant in favor of perfume, and having a gaping hole full of bacteria between their legs, but this we can avoid in 2D, so why shit up this dimension as well?
>>736203775Well, a lot of people like the yuri found in the sequel, I have some experience with yuri content and I can say for sure that it's better (written) than in other games. I'm not saying that Megadimension Neptunia VII and Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online (which explitly uses the word yuri in that context) aren't enjoyable in that aspect or that they are bad games but the yuri of Blue Reflection: Second Light really is even better than the yuri of other games, some of them.
>>736203473>he first point is wrong or debatable at best, ''gets censored in localizaton'' makes it sound worse than it really is because it was only a little censored
Are the DLC outfits in 1 only usable in the model viewer?
it's up
>>736178028every remake are just missing the point and he proved it masterfully
>>736187572He was only right about Total War and total war is dead. His leftist communist rantings are delusional.
>>736190378>can have horse balls shrinking but God forbid you can't have horse pussy for the femalesRockstar must be full of fags
>>736173142It's not as obvious to those who don't know or didn't play both, that is the point, normies are uninformed and need to be told "hey we actually had the quality version 20 years ago". Congrats you are so in the know that it's obvious to you, you probably give a lot of shit about these games, but that is not the average perspective. It needs to be said.
>>736191540>>736192083But that’s not a good metric—absolutely every game has a low completion rate, on consoles and pc. We know that many people buy it because of the hype, and others request refunds as wellThe real point isn’t the campaign; it’s the online mode, GTA Online. Many players have played over 300 hours for that very reason, some take years to progress through the game at that pace. That’s the key point: the game will be played extensively. It always happens when a game is GTA,
This was a very funny prank
>>736162605Chang is a cute!
>>736200790stinky loli
I don't know why I was cursed with this fetish, but here we are.What causes it?
>>736162605Wheres K
>>736203927Who cares?It's not like you're ever going to turn into a woman and have your life turned upside down. Or will you?
Idolmaster thread
>>736203671This nigga actually play the games look at this dude
>>736203671Gotta fulfill the girl's true ending conditions and then win the final audition
>>736203805weird, could've sworn I was getting 光景 to play without true endthanks
>>736203495Shes skinny and flat so its fine
Gakuen Idolmaster is a hag game
how did this become the left's favorite game of 2026? it's striking how all the activist types got behind this one.
Happy Halloween everyanon. I hope you're eating lots of turkey and figgy pudding.What games are you playing this spooky season?
>>736202258>titsSOILED IT. For real, though, nice work as usual. Much better work than this year's "prank". I suppose it slightly amusing to see Armstrong or spurod every couple of post attempts. Stay cool.
>>736202258How do I plant you in my garden?
>>736199698>>736200345I'm glad you still make art despite anons using ai. It's really nice
>>736191668SMRPG also had F-Zero Machine Figurines in Barrel Volcano Inn
So how do you genuinely get into these bullet hell games? Never played one before where do you start?
>>736202239start with touhou 6 then 11, 13 and 15, anything else is not worth playing
>>736202239Well touhou is like 95% micro so you just hold down shit and tap left or right when a bullet is directly in front of you mostly
>>736202239Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devilthen work your way up from there
>>736202435>>736204081Thanks this game right?https://doujinstyle.com/?p=page&type=2&id=1
>>736202239Meira balls cousin
Whats on your to do list today greymane? I'm working on the witch quests and then going to capture farm animals.
we're going home bros
>150 hours in and just had my first crash and it happened during a big battleffs
>>736202427what sort of pile are you playing on? i have never experienced this in 60ish hours
Is there still that bug where the champions just refuse to appear no matter how much you win? Is it even a bug or is there some hidden condition?
what is this?
You ever notice how the people who get "addicted" to games don't really like games generally speaking? It used to be when I'd hear about a "video game addict" I picture real life Gregor with 20 consoles and 1,000 games completed hammering away on his Sega Saturn chasing that Sokyugurentai 1cc inbetween the dankest most obscure PC-98 titles, that he doesn't need translated because he dedicated his life to mastering the language of true videogames, Japanese. Imagine... Being so gamer you ruined your life... What level is this dude even on. Shit I want to meet him, what wise words would he have? Where should I start with the 3DO library, gamergod?But its not. Its just some retard who got hooked the hottest dopamine skinnerbox of the week and makes bad decisions with his money/time. I'm not even sure how this happens. Half the time the game isn't even passable its just some mobile time waster.I love games, more than most things, but even then I've pretty much had my fill after 2 or 3 hours. I wish I was addicted because then I'd at least have a character trait but instead I'm just bad at life and I play games instead of watch TV.Hot blog cumin@ya.
>>736201371>resembles Not at all. Neither in terms of art or gameplay.
>>736202903It's not a game.
>>736203821It is, whether you choose to acknowledge it or not.
>>736201992What if you had a functioning brain and could understand the middle ground?
>>736199472I got this game on my phone a few years ago and I've pretty much only played it when I'm waiting for my plane at the airport, it was an ok enough time waster for when you have absolutely nothing else to do. But then I found that not only was this originally a PC game, but /v/ actually shills this shit for its braindead "gameplay" that's as interactive as the average AAA walk and talk section. Just shows how much you can trust this board on anything regarding the topic of actually playing video games instead of staring at steam charts all day.
did you buy it.or pirate it?
>>736200363Is this a sequel to the screamer from 1996????
I was interested in it but without a demo I decided to hold off.
I just beat the story. It kinda sucked but the final "race" with the main theme playing was cool.I want to undyke the blonde girl. Roisin is so fucking annoying and I hated Hiroshi too.
wasn’t expecting the batshit ramping up to it’s fucking aliens wanting our emotionsit’s like fucking kill la killatleast best girl is still alive post credits, but is Gabriel just fuckin dead? echo bullshit no one’s ever really gone?idk story wise they didn’t deserve to sequel bait like that, dumping a whole bunch of story and lore at the start, a whole bunch of nothing in the middle, and dumping more story and lore at the endand I’m pretty sure a lot of this games designs were just touched up AI designs
>>736204306Yeah the pacing by the end was really bad.Is the online less dead? This game looks like it's super fun in a full lobby/team lobby but I only got up to 4 randos at most...
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736200234Filtered.
>>736202002Ah, Bezos worker. I see.
>>736159002I kinda wanna start 2 someday. I feel like maybe people have underestimated what Kojima tried to say with it. I feel like he must have thoughts about where the world's headed lately, and put some of that contemplation into the new game. Death Stranding 1 was pretty good at reflecting on the whole Covid World, but also the theme about globalization IMO. MGSV was already touching on the topic of language and national borders being used to hide secrets, and Death Stranding is kind of about how "Now everyone's connected through a weave of information online."I feel like the "Should we have connected" premise of DS2 could be about how it's too late to stop the Old Order from spinning out of control now that things have gone south, since the Russia war started or something. I'd like to play the game and see what it's about.
>ghost mechs on other side of cliff hear gunfire>walk all the way to the camp to fuck with me>don't even attack the other faggotsGood lord. Also I wish we could rewatch cutscenes in game. No I don't want to watch them on youtube
>>736204313I had that happen too, and it was my first combat after beating the game and turning the drawbridge q-pid off, so all I could think was>oh, is this how they'll make camps harder? ghost mechs just show up?
