>game forces you to lock in
>>729390485The first fine motion rerun will be in February ESL kun, you got a good support roster right now if I were to use it on anything it would be on fine motion. Vodka is really nice but you already have LB3 El so it might be a bit unnecessary.
>>729390670Well I do appreciate conflict, its why I am not really stoked for Buena Vista
>>729390670It's worth playing through Dober's career on both genders because of that, since she's only scared of men.
>>729390761>One of my RIVALS could be a middle aged suburban mother. Extremely funny to think about
Is Green woman a better buddy card than the MLB R version of evil woman?
Prettiest girl in gaming?It's Fiona Belli for me.
>>729390525I'm not unhealthy so I haven't needed a doctors service in yearsI'm not a worthless subhuman criminal so I haven't needed a lawyer ever
>>729361436
>>729390135>>729390384
>>729390749doctors dont require thinking, it's all predetermined skill and knowledge of anatomyit's like knowing how to put together a sandwich at a high level, logically the same level of complexity with little variancesame reason programming is replacable, it's just formulas and algorithms already established with no variance or surprises that require debugging or manual rework
>>729390889
https://www.gematsu.com/2025/12/japanese-game-creators-discuss-2026-ambitionsWith CONNECT X for Gunvolt Trilogy Enhanced and this, CopenGAWDS are eating good next year.
>>729390553I'm a CopenGAWD, and I won't be getting excited until I see the REAL GV2/LAiX Copen back. I'm not getting worked up over more pizza cutter Copen.
You are probably wondering why I invited you here anon. We have an important matter to discuss.
>>729388731Now? The Knight is the Lord of Shades, with the void unified under its will. Nothing we've seen is stronger, even higher beings.Exactly one second before the Knight lands the final blow on AbsRad? That's arguable. The Knight mod rapes the entirety of Silksong, but I haven't checked to see if it properly handles Silksong's damage modifier system since soul spells aren't tied to nail levels like silk spells are. Hornet with everything unlocked could probably rape P5 too, for the same reason (HK doesn't have Silksong's damage modifiers).
fund it
>>729367183>>729367720I would agree with you if it was my first day on /v/. The point is that schizos with no family or friend events going on during the holidays find entertainment in riling up unrelated fanbases because that's just the pathetic life they lead.
>>729380465>walking around a giant Metroidvania mapthat's half the fun>almost 0 worthwhile shit to find>worthwhileget a different hobby
>>729375280Hollow Knight was one of my favourite games but Silksong has surpassed it in my eyes.
I've never felt like thinking this will last forever
>The remake changed out the singer and the new one doesn't fit with the song at all so it sounds horribleWhen will this remake plague go away?
>>729388093never. no bad trend is EVER going away and things will only get WORSE so it's time to start taking NOTHING seriously
France has surpassed Japan
>>729390195the devs hate japan and shit on their games every interview
>>729387654I don't think so. We benefit from each other, this is how the cultural relationships between Japan and France have worked for a long time. I am glad France has been able to deliver such a great JRPG and I hope it will inspire japanese devs to do better
>>729390551>Source: I made that up
>>729390549Good morning saar
People like JRPG, they just dont like the weaboo anime crap that comes with it 99% of the time
The plot is all suffering and futility because the world is just completely destroyed anyway since the writers (the real ones) were so up their own asses that they did not realize that they were convinced that nuking their own world for one whole act of the game was a good idea so they can make the players suffer because art, you see, art is suffering. Life is suffering. It is all a big nihilistic blob of nothing. Look at all these motivated characters who want life to go on like Aline or Renoir, they are all powerless and driven by useless love. Love shackles. You should not have any motivation to save the day and all the friends you made. Just like Final Fantasy 6, except you can't save all your friends through their sidequests in the final act because *they all le died because life is suffering and we need to pass a message*. You see, nu-Emet-Selch guy who just joined your team wants to nuke everything, including the writer's self-insert displaced asian girl in a 19th century french setting, because he is *le suffering* and life is so pointless and unfair because he sacrificed himself trying to save his sister and everything is so pointless and ungrateful. Here, let Guillaume take a picture in a dark room while he directs the game because he is le suffering too atop the small loan of 50 million dollars + grants + tax + free ChatGPT subscription he got for his small indie studio pls understand. But here is a gestral poo poo joke, so you don't kill yourself halfway through the playthrough and get to live enough to vote our promp-generated asset flip into game of the year.Unironically, Avengers is a better story than baby's first marxist depression novel.
>>729390492you have to grow up one day
So the story is simply plagiarism of final fantasy tactics advance and nobody points it out ?
>>729390642Do you think FFTA invented the idea of existing on an artificial, fictional world?
>>729390559There is no escape muahahaha
>>729380604>The plot is all suffering and futility because-ACKits a French made game you retard what did you expect
What's your rarest cheevo, /v/? I'm a dumb American so I don't even know what this is about but apparently under 1% of people managed this.
How do you even see your rarest achievement? I can only look at achievements per game
>>729390558Edit your profile and check if you can add a Showcase on it, and select the Rare Achievement Showcase.
>>729389313Holy fuck that's a hard one to get. All the vs ones are 1 in a million
>>729390709Ah neat, thanks. Apparently it's the reach rank golden master in warframe achievement for me. Figured it would be a lot more common now than years ago
>>729385151spiral knights just got an update last week with a level editor they're going to take user levels and put them ingame, btw.They bought out the rights from three rings & sega AGES ago and it's now the original devs. They're doing the same thing they did with puzzle pirates in starting very small and slow.Anyway my most rare cheevo is, according to steam, a .1% cheevo from playing with a dev in a small byond game called nestalgiaaccording to retrotrannies-I mean achievements, one of the clover cheevos (lol).ps I think it's the plat for mgs4 since most people played it once or twice then never again.
Focus, M.
>>729384403Its that type of generic line that is over used in many AAA games. I can't even really remember one specific game that does it but I felt it being entirely familiar
>>729384403it's writing that's been around since vidya first had voiced lines
>>729390546yeah mgs1 was a shitty translation that turned snake into an edgefag
>>729382337UBISOFT HIRE THIS MAN
This is just the way Tom Clancy novels are written
Why are Dwarves and Elves always enemies in fantasy games? Who came up with this shit?
fuck elves
>>729380147Warhammer Fantasy. Granted, with high elves they are willing to work together. They'll grumble, and you shouldn't let them camp closely. But they still understand Chaos/undead/greenskins/Skaven/Dark elves are the greater evil.
>>729376746based, dark irons in particular
>>729387928that's an insulting armpit hair anatomy
>>729373865True, real kino is Dwarven men breeding Elven women.
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train," but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO the ice had made the globe invariable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrarily placed his workshop RIGHT HERE, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full Moon in front of a great red ape
hishould i get europa uiniversalis 4 or hoi 4?thanks
>redditing friendsGo back
FUCK these goddamn rotten adults!!!
>>729389290i'd gladly fuck tae
So is this the hag thread then?
>>729389290They look like they fuck teenage boys
for me it's Tae
>mfw I enjoy playing a heavily reviewbombed game
review bombs are nothing more than >my lang isn't available so i leave a negative
Based. I'm having a blast with Black Ops 7 zombies
So true, xister!
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DOWNVOTED YOUUUU
christmas gyaruall DoAs welcome
>>729388824Nut nuts nut
>>729389632Licking Momiji's pits!>>729388329Licking Reika's pits!
Birb
i miss it
>>729382667>spend your entire day on 4chan and /v/eddit shilling your ps2 unclsop>zoomers decide to check them out for once so the old fart can shut up and stop it with his old good new bad rants >unctroon is still malding over it???
>>729390131these vids are just nostalgia bait for zoomers
>>729382667uncap
>toddlers think ps2 was the golden ageyou faggots are barely any better than gen 7 fags. gen 6 was the start of modern slop and absolute shit compared to the real golden age of gaming in the 90s.
>>729390716>JOBhan when Perfect Ultra Based Sigma Cell refuses to fuck Videl
Why have turn based games made a comeback in the last 5 years?
>>729389995I always love these posts, because there is a high chance the anon who posts them will try to use someone like Steve Blum or Yuri Lowenthal as examples of supposedly good English dubbing, even though it’s really bottom of the barrel
>>729389576I kind of love him. Subfags ought to get knocked down a peg or two.
>>729390440>I can’t raise my standards so this impotent spammer trying to punch up is a good thing Okay bud
>>729390440swapping outfits!
>>729389873Hikari
The greatest platformer of all time is British-made
>>729371398kek
>>729372702pizza tower won't like it
>>729371446>>729371840>less content than the thing it's supposed to be a spiritual successor to>also runs worse and lacks basic features done multiple generations prior>"exploration" boils down to Kazooie if it took five notes and separated them as much as possiblelol
>>729389439Did you just call me Pizza Tower?
>>729371357I'm playing it for the first time. Toxic Tower is CBT.
>be me>join tf2 server>everyone is celebrating christmas in a giant conga line>:D
>>729388247Why is Japan like this?
>>729385829Alice has lots of friends!...And I'd prove that but I can't post images.
>>729373465>valorantit's literally CS with different heroes, is dogshit>marvel rivalsis literally a better overwatch with marvel slop, which is a really dogshit combo>apex legendszoomer BR with tranny characters - shit>paladinsfree to play low quality overwatch clone again shit>overwatch 2zoomer team shooter, with gay woke characters that created the "sequel" to milk money from gooners but nerfed the gooner characters - absolute dogshit>deadlockdead on arrival game that no one but the developers care about but somehow managed to absorb all other valve games developers into it - the stinkiest nastiest liquid shit in the meme
>>729374730>>729390759the image you're replying to already pointed that out
>>729373465None of those are 12v12
Rosalina is asking you how Christmas day went.
>>729389636
>>729389846perfect height
>>729387249What did he meant by this
>>729390742The artist is "Hard-degenerate" and they mostly draw futa so they're a faggot.
I can't believe dogseatingdogs6 gets to fuck this every night. He's so lucky