>Haha nice try, but you'll have to fight harder if you want to beat the town inside me, silly anon!
>Hey mister...
Would these have saved the Dreamcast?
No.
>>736215615No.Why Otogi? They're fromsoft games.
>>736217824Published by Sega and had an arcade touch
Dreamcast was doomed from the start. Sega never had a big console hit like Nintendo, just a load of gimmick systems and poor marketing. Dreamcast could have the best library ever made, but it wouldn't survive.
EMULATE OR HD REMAKE?
>>736215165Emulate the PS2 originals.And no, there are no HD "remakes". Just shitty, butchered re-MASTERS.
>>736215165International version or HD Remaster for Creature Creator.
>>736217407>Emulate the PS2 originals.Soul
>>736215165remakes are locked to 30 fps and have "artistic" motion blur all over and x-2 crashes all the time
>>736215165The remakes of 10 and 10-2 are downgrades Definitely emulate
She is everythingShe's perfectShe's my best mosquito friend
>>736183832Julia is better
>>736187163Based and redpilled!
>>736183832I think I'm to the point where I'm probably never going to play this if I haven't already.
There is genuinely nothing wrong with dating your sisterThere is nothing wrong with kissing your sisterThere is nothing wrong with turning your sister into your wifeThere is nothing wrong with getting hot and sweaty in bed with your sisterIncest is cute and valid
>>736216334Just do it. Torrent the game right now and play it. First chapter is only like an hour and it can be a self-contained story if you want.
Just got around to beating this game on my backlog. Was a ridiculously long game (like 70ish hours to beat most of the stuff).It was fun, was able to beat like 95% of the puzzles without looking at hints, but some of the reflexes required for this made me feel my unc status. What did you guys think of this game and what do you think about the supposed sequel that is coming out this year?
>>736203425its a good game, but i have 2 issues with it1) i dislike the "ultimate puzzles" at the end of each dungeon. i enjoy puzzles, not muscle memory of timed sequences. fuck off with that speedtranny shit. 2) wave and electric sharing the same biome made that part of the game feel like a slog and drag on. it would have been better if wave was in the jungle and electric was in a city biome or something.
>>736213346Some artists just never get good.Corsscode suffers from this unfortunately.
>>736203425I desperately want to like it, the game is incredibly charming but it's too aggressively german in it's puzzle department. I forced myself to reach default ending whatever before the steps to get the ending you needed to talk to totally not Iroh from avatar the last air bender to save cross worlds I feel like if I played whatever games inspired it I would of liked it a lot better but judging it by itself it's a bit too high in terms of difficulty and proper execution.
I have had this game in my library forever, I should get to playing ti some day...
>>736203425fool me once
>Update: Leon uploaded another photo >It's his wife Sherry again
>>736217369Chris..
Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736214079Okay so there is, so all three will be needed.Best one at it i'll follow the advice of as my intuition works this way.
Worry not, Bachelor Anonymsky is going to... Wait wasn't he just here? What do you mean "Rat Princess wasn't even trapped?"
>>736214713I trust this anon's judgement.
>>736213441I want to go around town in a hoodie with all three hiding in different parts of itLike one in my hoodie hat, one in my neck hole and one in my hoodie pocket
>>736217798This but the only thing I'm wearing is the hoodie and they have to cover my genitals with their bodies in earnest
How different would tf2 be if Valve added female counterparts to all the existing mercenaries?
Worse.
erp servers
>>736214195Is this double fisting
>>736214195>what is Overwatch
>>736214195instead of being infested with gay furries it would have a massive infestation of troons and waifu faggots. The only evidence I need is the fem pyro crowd, imagine how much worse it would be with official models.
For an april fools' joke, I think this one was alright. It was better than the DOGE one at least.
best so far
I think the stocks was the best April Fools that we've had recently. It was just really fun buy and selling stocks and talking about it. I also really liked shilling and convincing other anons to put all their money into $BOOB.
i liked the suggestion someone had that if you failed the character captcha your post would be stamped with THIS USER DID NOT RECOGNIZE SO-AND-SO
>>736197702It was quite weak, it didn't work most of the time
Did /pol/ ever have it enabled?
April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
>>736212274And you're a schizophrenic who thinks people are posting subliminal messages and chaos magick sigils in 3x3 threads, with a penchant for ruining said threads. And you seem to be posting what you think are functional sigils, which would be a serious breach of etiquitte: if one were to believe that kind of thing.
>half the thread got nukedlmao
I'm drunk enough to understand this is completely retarded and I should just go play video games
>>736216121have any booze to spare? im thirsty.
>>736216995Wish I could teleport booze that would be cool
>Fuck with me, and I'll cut your dick offThat's a pretty sexy little girl, Telltale.
>>736215425
>>736215425This is someone's waifu
>>736215606Yeah, she's mine. Hands off!
Sex with Clem and it's a quicktime event where you have to mash E then Q. If you mess up you nut early and leave her unsatisfied.>Clem will remember that
>>736215274Not actually her dad
>game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet
>>736195410
>>736215974BFR doesn't even work there anymore you gotta use jonathan now
>game turns your gauntlet cursor into some generic chinese game cursor
>cursor bleeds all over your screen
>the April Fool's joke is a better change than anything the devs added in months
>Hottest girl in a japanese game is the black girl Why don't we get this more often?
>>736215059Sega was not forgiven for lightening her skin tone in the fifth installment.
>>736208412With another skin maybe, even the Indian girl looks 5x better with one of the new skins
>>736215885it's funny to me that with all the coomer mods the game has a simple "poncho only" skin for lily was never made
>>736215856They also made her uglier
>>736214797They do, they just get charged with beastiality instead.
Who's in the right?
>>736214750i read all that even though i never played planetside
>>736214750not reading all that fuckersomeone gotta get outta the fucking tanks to cap objectives, wow great I guess TS and NC could farm noobs while VS shit on everyone where it mattered
>>736214750wrong
>>736214750
>>736213361Vanu
Reminder that only a 'thal can appreciate challenging video games, whereas sapes will bitch and cry.
>>736211680This god I will never forget
>Expecting nu-/v/ to have any 'thals left when it's filled to brim with sapes of the lowest kindCleve was right.
What is Cleve's next masterpiece after Grimoire? It has been a decade since he released that one so he probably has a preliminary demo ready now.Don't expect anything new until 2035 at the earliest.
>>736214159Post-Apoc isn't coming out until 2099, sorry.
If you don't have the ocipital bun on the back of your skull you're not a real 'thal.
Apparently JK Akane does powercreep Sneaking Suit Rio. I guess someone owns U.Akane an apology, not me of course, I always believed in Akane Meta.https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Akane_(School_Uniform)
Why is it always dead whenever I started posting, it's not fair.
>>736215214Because timezones.
>>736211761Hot, based friend
>>736162156>Apparently JK Akane does powercr-ACK
>>736216417>approximate ranking, no raid data eitherkill yourself retard
>Video game protagonist dies at the end of the game
>>736216442I remember really liking this movie as a kid because I loved cracked.com and the guy who wrote the book/made the movie wrote articles there
Marvelous is interested in bringing back Senran Kagura in a form suitable for the current era.
>>736211898Well if nothing else they've still got it when it comes to titcows and flatties.
>>736215750Fanservice games generally suck in gameplay since developers know gooners have low standards and don’t care about it.
>>736215808Those boobs manage to look even worse than the sports ball shaped boobs they had on the 3DS 15 years ago.
If the only appeal of your game is fanservice, then it wasn’t a good game to begin with.
I don't think there is a phrase that ruins my interest in something more than "suits the current era"
I DID IT!!!
I'm trying to find out if they fucked up X2 on steam before I just emulate again but all the reviews just keep sucking off 10 lmao
>>736205508did this 20 years ago on ps2 and will happily never go through this shit again
>>736214848The is unironically extremely based
>>736216152i bought the remaster on ps3 with the intention of 100%ing iti stopped at thunder plains and havent picked up the game again since even though i own it on steam too
>>736205508now to never use lulu cus magic sucks ballsack late game