Still no good games until Duskbloods...
he would know a thing or two about having an underwhelming console.
>Here, Anon... this is for you!
>>723823530Best girl of all time
>And Africa, this is for YOU!
>Hey, anon! Let's go shoot some tigers!
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Now that the dust has settled, was it industry shill?
>>723820739More like On My Tail, with "my tail" referring to my peenus weanus of coursehahah! :D
>>723821174Aren't you imploding thanks to decreasing quality of your favourite series?
>>723820973I did, but couldn’t keep interested. Detective games have some real champions in their ranks, so if you want to go for that genre, you need more than just getting the ape part of my brain wanting to fuck your protag’s plump butt.
>>723821452Kek gottem
>>723807594Human men
HAHAHAHA COFEEEE DON'T TALK TO ME BEFORE I HAD MY COFFEEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Is Cyberpunk getting another DLC/big update or nah?There was a flurry of related hints and job stuff people found but nothing officially confirmed
>>723822251Very unlikely since another small studio is handling the updates now.They probably planned 2/3 DLCs but the awful release derailed everything
>>723823085its the same studio that made the Oblivion Remaster so not exactly tiny. Is was an employee of theirs that people found work related info about, supposedly for an upcoming cyberpunk "DLC"
Midna definitely prefers a wolf over a human.
>>723822310she does say that in the manga
>>723822310She manipulates him in that form so I guess so.
god I wish I was midna getting knotted by a wolf
>>723822310was there ever any question?
Have you gotten your OIIA cat follower in skyrim yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8sJweoTTDU
>>723823438FUCK YOU
>>723823165That gave me quite a chungus
>>723823438I have to agree.
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>>723823757AIIIEEEEEEE
The first Angry Videogame Nerd episode released in 2004. The games he reviews are from mid 1980s to early 90s, so 10-20 years old from the time of their recording. Those first episodes are now over 20 years old. It would be like if he did episodes of Grand Theft Auto 4, Half life 2, Left 4 Dead, or Halo 3 today.
Good times
>>723821504>calls it primitive as a joke>now the technology is extremely primitive when compared to VR and the massive amount of features regular controllers have these daysI hate getting old. How have humans existed for billions of years but we still haven't figured out how to stop aging? This sucks.
>>723820591I feel like James puts more effort towards his reviews lately, the Metroid trilogy video was amazing, he let us know he appreciates us in that video, his latest Mario Paint video was just phenomenal even with a band I didn't know I existed and the whole Bob Ross thing, made me realize I just love AVGN, and I admire him I wish I could do a little % of what he has achieve in life.
>>723820591His early stuff was great.
>>723820725>Scott the Woz
in retrospect this game wasn't all that bad. comparatively it looks and feels better that a lot of newer releases despite the shilling campaign against it. it's one of those games that will age well
>>723821535yeah that's what I mean. I loved Odyssey but I avoided Shadows on launch because of all the bad press but got it on sale last month. I finally played it this weekend and it's basically Odyssey but in Japan. I'm having a lot of fun with the stealth this time around. I think a lot of AC players who didn't play Shadows because of all the drama will probably revisit it a year or so later and have a lot of fun with it
>>723820478I already said it's the best out of the RPG anthology but it's still RPG slop from Ubisoft so expect extreme padding and a lot of repetitive content. I kinda wish they changed their direction with this game and leaned into survival elements, there's something cozy about wearing heavy clothes in the winter while playing as an african samurai looking to avenge his master.
>>723820478Yes it was Ubinigger and I'll never play your shit again. You fucked up
>>723822162I wish they made it more of an RPG in terms of the explicit roleplaying aspect. I liked that they had dialogue choices in Odyssey that had small effects on NPCs but it would be cool if there were more choices and consequences or more than one way to infiltrate a location and kill a target (e..g. paying someone to smuggle you in, getting caught on purpose so you get jailed inside, pretending to be a servant...etc)
>>723822979Yeah that one too. Their idea of RPG is level scaling bullshit which gets boring.
how would you feel about a ps exclusive batman game?
>>723823795>Sony Warner Bros. DiscoveryNo. Just no.
>>723823795Sony got billions in debt, WB got tens of billions in debt. Sony can't afford to spend 50-60 billion. WB will go to Netflix/Paramount or something like that. Or the companies wil real money like Apple.
>>723823795It's coming to PC in a year anyway. Lol
https://www.gamesradar.com/games/over-5-000-games-released-on-steam-this-year-didnt-make-enough-money-to-recover-the-usd100-fee-to-put-a-game-on-valves-store-research-estimates/
>slop games don't sellWhat a surprise
What do I need to pirate to make these clickbait screenshot threads vanish?
>>723823190i bet most of those games were AI gen shit anywayif not: do better marketing
The eternal debate
>>723822992>her last video had a statue of a dog>goldfish motifs>same aesthetic of doing mundane things in silenceit's tsugu's dog at the very least
>>723823507Tsugu was captured by ojisan and now she's a pet dog, clearly
>>723823573>>723823507It's pic related, but from Tsugu's perspective. Ignore the fact she died at the end, ojisan probably had a defibrillator on stand-by.
>>723823642type8 is such a fucking degeneratehere we fucking go again
BF6 players are currently crying their eyes out and refunding their games because Dice patched an exploit where you could unlock everything in the game within an hour by abusing custom bot servers. ITT we laugh at weak modern gamers that expect everything handed to them on a platter.
This game is too fast paced and spastic
This game is too boring to even snark about
This game is too Lynchian and Kafkaesque
>>723823603I've been getting frustrated with challenges not updated and everything I look up for every class challenge all these faggots are like, do them in bot games and I don't gargle semen so I just play the game.
>Here's 2 giant bosses bro at the same time bro>They hit hard even with a lot of vigor>They have big hit-boxes>They're also fast>They also immediately step-back/dodge every time you try to attack like every other 2nd enemy in this game>Oh they also have big-ass AOEs>Oh and also they sometimes attack you at the same time(was even worse before a patch as I've heard)>Also, they spew poison that moves fast as fuck that also damages you while you're occupied with one of them because why notThis genuinely has to be the worst Boss Fight in a Souls-game that I've ever played. Actually bottom 5. I've never had less fun Fighting a boss before. These motherfuckers have everything. It's like Fromsoft couldn't think of anything actually unique or original, so they just decided to throw every obnoxious thing at the wall all in one Boss Fight because "le hard". I was actually mostly enjoying the game quite a bit until this. Shoving in basically everything I dislike about the game into one fight really hampered my enjoyment.
>>723817450There's several more points in the game that will be just like this, so make sure you use everything the game offers you to make yourself stronger. Ash Summons, upgrades, weapons, wondrous physick, perfumes etc.
>>723821141Also looking at a wiki page for how buffing works is useful, too. >https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Buffs+and+DebuffsTo simplify, you're allowed any combination of talisman buffs permanently. Then you're allowed one buff on your weapon, one on any shield, one on your actual body (typically a damage negation or attack buff consumable or spell), and then a magic buff (mainly Golden Vow), and separately you're allowed to have HP and Stamina regen from items in addition to all of the above. So you could stack together an HP regen spell, a Turtle Neck for stamina, Crab for damage resist, Golden Vow, and buff your sword and shield. But you couldn't, for example, combine the Crab and a lightning protection Liver, or Golden Vow and the O'Neill's halberd buff. All of the above can go with any combo of talismans without issue. DLC bosses feel like they're built around you knowing this system very well.
>>723822929Your physick works in addition to this and (almost) any buff from the physick can stack with any of the above without overwriting it. The exception is the HP regen tear, taking up the HP regen slot.
>>723817583DPS check would have been fine if they didn't dothat stupid poison gas move and jump back a million miles away
>>723816326Never had much issues with them, at that point I'm always kinda overleveled.
Did you also get scared by the sudden top post? I thought /ourgirl/ was gone for good bros...
Are you talking about a dumb joke reddit thread? I just reverse searched your image and that's what came up. You also know that actress isn't the actual fitgirl, right? It's just her avatar. Go talk about the actress on /tv/ or something.
FitgirlGun scanned by phone cam. Reload act too.Kicked door. "CLEAR!" Fast strained move to the next door bobing in uniform.Kicked door, to the side 60 tracer out the door. Turn in you're in control. Shoot weapon or start again a second before you failed. Fail again and it's two seconds back. All the way to the front and it's game over.Pretty generous, but be prepared. Try. Build up to getting that shot. Fast. Efficient. Ready for it expecting it, remembering where it was."CLEAR"Next. More rooms, more in between rooms, and in-between dangerous too. Missed shots bad, backward, but death game over. Shoot. Shoot first. As fast as you might seebit. Make a mistake, guess again. Don't be too sure, that's too late.Random after the first so each run isn't just a boring script acting like a robot bypassing your try.
Fitgirl 2Your gun is now a lawgiver. Responds to commands.FlareDouble WhammyRapid FireGrenadeMake up a shot.Deal with the situation with what needs more than you were given.
>>723816196probably the only tranny i respect
Fit girls are immortal.
>King's honor, friend
Ysera is mogging nu-Alextrasza
>>723808475Given that Metzen already said TLT would be about a "titan conspiracy", blizzard will assuredly pull a "x is the bigger bad" maneuver at the end of midnight. 2 expansions to get 1 patch's worth of """story""". lmao>>723808710>people ask for the option to side with Xal'atath before TWW is even out>only get to for Karesh>almost everyone likes it>knaifu back to doing the exact same villain routine afterwards>still no option to side with her in midnight>>723809450She really doesn't work as a villain.>dark heart is a lame mcguffin>purple blob army that gets spawned out of thin air>gives people headaches, but only sometimesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>723816161the worren look sick
>>723808203classic or retail?
>>723807249Best played on private servers
ALBUM OPENERS POLL EditionLast thread: >>723603460Album Opener Polls are active, and links to them will be posted right under this OP.The current estimated stream time is: Saturday Oct 25th 5PM UCThttps://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/gaming?iso=20251025T17&p0=2328&msg=%2Fv%2Ftm+Stream+Time+XIII&font=sanserif&csz=1>How do I contribute?SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW CLOSED!Technically there are a few things you can do: Improve edits on songs, create song art, make videos for songs old or new, or time lyrics so everything is ready for our stream.>Song Spreadsheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a_8lhM5GUz1GhUNhFfcyavaBWmuq_p54Ui-kGpFLKh0Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>723820905>>723821015Oh, I'm not actually going to try to invoke a death battle over song art, I just meant drawing it for myself on my own time. The original album cover looks like this and I just thought it would be perfect to make it the Druid instead.
>>723820905>>723821015>>723821147It lines up unsettlingly well.
>>723810382>>723815540https://krakenfiles.com/view/IugKI0Ks2E/file.htmlIt's still got some major issues with vocals burying other vocals, but at least this one doesn't hurt my ears.>>723720935
>>723821595kek
NPC has the text "timed lyrics" without a link. did somebody time it and didn't post the link properly?
>>723817362That's only like 1/∞ of his full form
>>723819247right sentiment to enter this thread and enjoy the game because it defeats this purpose
I'm looking forward to my 2.0 playthrough, I missed so much shit the first go around and I made the mistake of recruiting those punk rock assholes. Playing this game makes me wish the Sweet Home adaptation hadn't been so fucking hilariously garbage.
>>723820070I might do an evil/failed ritual playthrough and just kill people that I feel like killing next timeI missed Audrey and Leigh, missed some games, missed out on Creep and he got mutated>>723822487>mutates into an abomination>is very sweet and kind regardless
A really big box just arrived in the mail.
>>723807919lay off the hot pockets, chuckles
>>723823249It's clearly a fish, you can see the gills.
>>723807919anon, memes aside. did you buy this because you like the pokemon or are you gonna rape it? no judgement
>>723823752Can't rape a legally bought whore who's asking for it with every fiber of her being.
>>723823752It's literally cloth and cotton, it doesn't have rights
Genuinely what the fuck is point of a woman-only gaming tourney if men can compete in it?
It's funded by the dairy lobby to get people to drink milk, or rather to funnel extra government money towards random shit to enrich themselves and their friends and maybe drive some sales a little. Giving a shit about tranny bullshit in the tournament is at the absolute bottom of their list.
> Women invade every single male space, even gay bars> One man in a wig wins a shitty jokecompetition>> REEEE WOMEN ARE BEING GENOCIDED WHY ARE MEN SUCH SCUM!?!?i hate women so much it's unreal
>>723823094>It's funded by the dairy lobby to get people to drink milkqrd now, milk literally makes me stronger
>>723823480Let me fix that for you.> Women invade every single persons space they aren't intended for, even gay barsThere you go. The man who thinks he's a women and thus invaded a space they didn't belong.
Genuinely what the fuck is the point of a videogame board if all you talk about is politics?
