'lyss on the 'log
>>736293650Anon it's okay, my imp dick is small too, but it shoots out lots of cum.
>>736293916hate faggots like you who read something and then pretend it doesn't exist
>>736285547Yeah but no one is posting servers to join
>>736273395Don't actually play it. It's never getting any new content let alone an ending and the only people still playing it are webfishing rapefugees.
>no new content>huge difficulty spike in the second dungeon>most skills suck and do less damage than normal attacks>have to rely on mods to play dressup for goon material>models still deform horribly at larger sizes and somehow look shittier(lower poly) in-game than in the main menu and inventory screen previews
Is Crimson Desert the Expedition 33 of this generation?
>>736293542E33 was made by ex-Ubisoft developers. The fact that Ubisoft could have made a slow story driven turn based game with decent graphics all along was surprising to people, and might even be E33's most defining feature. Crimson Desert is just more of what the devs are known for.
>>736294047I too watched asmongolds reaction video
>>736295712literally nobody plays or is familiar with BDO
>>736293542No. It's garbage.
>>736295712Kek, this. E33 is what Ubisoft could have been capable of if the devs had freedom. Crimson Dogshart is just lower quality Ubislop than what Ubisoft themselves shit out every year.
too slow, too bloated, terrible pacing.
>>736294595I agree, the cherry ontop are the horribly designed bosses
>>736295360oh and maybe make it so overcharged light fields will retore health but wont instantly kill enemies weak to light cause it accidently ends fights that should have felt challenging cause the enemies will stupidly wander right into it
>>736294595Put down your phone
>>736294595I wish they would have ported it to the Switch, I bought the HD rerelease of the first one, and I played the third one on the Wii.I've been considering downloading that patch that turns emulating 2 into a near PC port with mouse controls, but I'd still prefer something directly from Nintendo.
>>736295959I was expecting it to be on NSO by now, was waiting for it too, but I installed primehack instead.Guess that's what Nintendo wants
>BotW for adults released>its on everything but the switch
PA have actually said they're looking into getting it running on Switch 2. I doubt it'll happen but it does run on Series S so who knows.
>>736297419BotW for adults is Assassin's Creed.
>>736297419they can port it eventuallythe engine is some black magic voodoo shit
>kill only honorable man in Berman>spare two old farts with countless war crimeswere children of taranis stupid?
>>736291563>kemoshota/lolipost it
>>736292951
I want some guy talk!
>>736294870why do chinese artists always use these eyesore sparkledog color schemes
The Sexhaver Squad…
this was the best and most kino 'Dorf
>>736298073Wrong he was garbage and TP would literally be a better game if he wasn't in the game at all and Zant was fully the villain. WW is the only kino Dorf.
Did you side with ayre or (the infamous) handler walter?
>>736287401You are missing the VERY big part of main character using Raven's callsign.621 more or less turned up to work wearing his other buddy's skin as a suit.
>>736293820Rusty is testing 621 to see whether he is worthy of being Raven or not. He's really well are you my buddy? Let's see. But after the duel in Institute he definitely means it sincerely.
>>736290104>>...fat ugly bastard Walter thanking you I guess?Cinder Carla.
love me sentient oil, love me entities beyond humanity's comprehension, love me great cosmic struggle, simple as
>>736290025>Play JP voices>Misses out on Michigan's glorious tard wrangler drill sergeant voice
ITT: Wands from hell
>>736296461it might be good you just have to try it out
>>736296608Did health restoration not increase max health back then?
How do I build a wand like this?
>>736296608>"Don't soil yourself">soils himself>diesthe fuck did he expect
In my opinion hell should disable fire immunity and evaporate your water flask so its difficulty can compare with the sky.
Software Sales (physical only)1. [NS2] Pokemon Pokopia – 48,772 / 821,6872. [NSW] Mega Man Star Force Legacy Collection – 18,238 / NEW3. [NS2] Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park – 10,158 / NEW4. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 7,005 / 2,880,3435. [NS2] Monster Hunter Stories 3 – 5,477 / 53,4896. [PS5] Crimson Desert– 5,265 / 36,3737. [NSW] Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen (Download Card) – 5,214 / 11,1468. [NSW] Winning Post 10 2026 – 4,747 / NEW9. [NS2] Mario Tennis Fever – 4,657 / 95,63210. [PS5] Winning Post 10 2026 – 4,540 / NEWHardware SalesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>736297831They decreased the prices of digital games.
>>736298232>>736298464>and JapanJapanese prices on games are completely up to the publisher (with shit like SMT or Nobunaga costing nearly 10k yen) and it's been that way for decades, making gaijins look like entitled little shits when they complain about game prices.And in case of Nintendo, Smash Bros Special (Ultimate) costs 7920 yen on Switch 1, Fire Emblem 3H & Engage at 7678 yen, while most other titles hovered around 6500 yen
>>736298882That doesn't really work since you can make a separate purchase from them. Not to mention some S2E's not fitting that mold.
is /v/ prepared for tomodachi life blowing sales records much like pokopia
>>736298912>gaijinsYWNBJ
You now want to play Stubbs the Zombie
Nope I played it last year and its repetitive after 5 minutes.
ToD > ACiT
>>736296959and ACIT only has Agorians and those robots
I really liked the Clank Puzzles in Crack in Time, I want a whole game of that
rivet > nuratchet
>>736297870but did you like those dumb planet minigames?
>>736298003They could have been better
This year's April Fools joke in Yugioh Master Duel was duels that start with 15 cards + "Infinite Cards".What did (You) think of it?
Floppy Labs
>>736295969Lab's players are trannies
Rentfree as they say.
>Radian Typhoon tries to kill me>Activate Maxx "C">Activate Shiina>Spright Elf special summon maxx "C" to field>Maxx gets added back to hand>Gamma his ass
Convince me to not replay Xenoblade X yet againXenoblade X is just the perfect game
It's been a while since I played. but the blue bloods are for all intents and purposes the equivalent of a reallian right? Is the new form of humanity going to be able to reproduce? I know at least one npc brings up the concept of wondering if it's possible since the bodies are synthetically created to be as 1:1 as possible in terms of texture and replicating organic components etc. just resilient.
>>736292223end screens at the end of JRPGs be like
>>736295957bitch would literally backstab you
>>736297058Only because she has the utmost confidence in you <3
>>736297058giwtwm
>Steam reviews now positive>everyone is re-reviewing the gameIs this the fastest goodening of all time?
>>736294242>we made jews bend the knee>t-this is bad!nice try kike
>>736271710Have they ever done rereviews before? There's loads of games that only got good a few months after release.
Oh so now the ign boomer tells it's ok /v/ will like it.
Game journalists cannot admit they're wrong, so instead they claim patches radically changed the game (they changed very little). This is how they resolve their cognitive dissonance.
>>736297618/v/ already likes itign getting buckbroken will just shut up the majority of shazamfags
What you guys been playing? what was your latest 100% or platinum trophy? playing any multiplayer games? i recently finished chrono trigger for the first time and it was such an amazing game, i started yakuza like a dragon and i'm also enjoying the game.
>>736293198>What you guys been playing?Final Fantasy 8, I just got to Disc 4 which I think is just the Ultimecia fight and cleaning up sidequests and such.Shadow Man Remastered, which, aside from the shitty AI upscaled textures, is fucking incredible and I can't put it down. God tier exploration.Also wrapping up Ape Escape but I don't think I'm going to take the time to get all the Apes>what was your latest 100% or platinum trophy?I think it was Spyro 1 which I played for the first time last year. My friend and I played it and had a blast.>playing any multiplayer games?Just good ol' Counter-Strike. Just casual and DM mode, last time I played comp someone on my team went on a very long rant about how bad I was so I said "I hope I made you enjoy the game that much less" and haven't played since
>>736295305It is pretty cool. Hearing the enemies breathe as they're dying also gives me a whyboner, the dev really upped the ryona factor up to 11.
>>736293198I've been playing strikers 1945 II. Mostly routed now, just have to practice things a bit and start making 1cc attempts. It's kind of funny that people say they're "old" so they only play slop now then I see stuff like this guyhttps://youtu.be/sFuymR7ltrsI feel every second you spend playing casual slop is a second wasted honestly, these are easily the best years of your life
>>736297473For me, it was Aerofighters on MAME, that was my go-to schmup.
>>736297807
>See that Pride flag D?>You can honor it by pressing the F key.
>>736292436Retarded snek poster, leftardation is cringe
>>736293468should have trained your algo better/pol/tube is kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imspRb_gf5Y
>>736292031
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>>736296265The whole Altmer are Jewish is such a stupid thing.They are clearly meant to be something along the lines of Nazis. Just because they use manipulation tactics doesn't make them Jewish. Or do you guys think that Germany didn't have spies or agents in neutral countries spreading propaganda among the population to make them sympathetic to the Nazi cause? Also their whole philosophy is based around racial purity.
Star Fox is a good game.
>>736295656Dude you cant let a surprise penis stop you. You should be able to tell by the voice immediately upon flirting. If you get hit with surprise penis, just take the loss and shake his hand for a game fair played.
>>736293194Okay i think I'm crazy but hear me out. I can find no mention of this anywhere even from furries. If anyone has a copy of adventure or a cube emulator please test this for me i need to know if my dumb teen brain imagined this but I have vivid memories.Im not a furry but I was a dumb horny teen and I looked up her skirt in adventure when shes stuck in the crystal with the binoculars item. If you angle it right you can actually see between her legs and I swear I remember seeing what I assumed as a kid was just a poorly rendered pussy.No ones mentioned this anywhere and I cant imagine furries wouldn't have had a field day on this if they knew.
>>736293194Zero only on the Wii U was a waste
>>736294050And it has more furry girls I want to fuck. Starfox Adventures only has the one.
>>736295961I don't think you've ever been to a proper walkaround convention. You've no idea how fucking loud shit is, how hard it is to hear people even without the fukken headpiece on, and how tight your schedule is. Losing the time it takes to hit on someone enough to actually walk away where you can properly hear them, just to be able to notice that their "girl voice" is fake as fuck, is highway robbery. Without a guarantee the women are actually women, it's just not worth it. Even something as small as that bites heavily into your valued time hitting up stalls and what not. It was only worth losing when you were guaranteed mediocre midwest puss from a 20 year old furry that growled while riding your dick like she was growling at all her daddy issues.
What did they mean by this?
>>736285152an 'alf ogre
>>736282550I am not implying that all Jews have concentration camps where they have the nigger rapping a girl just to get another bodyguard;I'm not saying it.I'm just saying it's extremely conspicuous all Jews are followed by two niggers that were bred inside their island. Just sayin'. And that island has a lot of normal girls disappearing, and a lot of niggers being produced, for a century.
>>736284565Adolf Hitler
>>736292778The quiet painter?
>>736293506No, the genocidal nazi chud
Well, how is Rise after all these years?Monster Hunter thread, thinking about this or going through all the TU of Wilds since I haven't touched it since launch
>>736280960Makes sense. The weapons all felt worse to me in release Rise, but I came back after the Sunbreak updates to play through twice and pretty much everything felt good to use after that. Twin Vine cost two wirebugs before too, didn't it? Those wirebug costs were another big issue for some weapons
I wonder if I should give it a second chance, I played it on Switch when it released but it never felt engaging or challenging, it was still fun and much like with World I never played their G rank releases.
>>736274189The question is... Why is Capcunt like this? There is no point in 1-time events. At least add them as DLC.
>>736277680Rape
>>736295954I think Twin Vine also used to be slower and had a worse hitboxIt's still not a good silkbind compared to some of the others, but it's at least a meme worth trying now instead of completely unsalvagable
https://www.fromsoftware.jp/duskbloods/
>>736293887An ER scale game takes time even for Fromsoft. You're insanely entitled to not appreciate just how fast fromsoft works relative to other studios. They release at least one game (let's be real SotE has the content of a normal full release game) a year and have kept that pace up for like 20+ straight years.Since gta5 released fromsoft has put out:DS2+dlcBloodborne+dlcDeracine (lol)DS3+dlcSekiroER+dlcAC6Nightreignand soon dusk bloodsRockstar made RDR2 and GTA6 alongside gta5 online crap in this timeframe. Sit the fuck down and be grateful for their ridiculous output.
Is there proof it wasn't like this before
>>736295876Take the dick out of your mouth before you talk.
>>736297228>tripcode>calling someone else a cock sucker
>>736293889>muh tranniesRent free
