NOT A JOKE, PLAY HERE:>https://opengoal.dev/
>>736210161Thanks for asking. Yes I'm a marketer. I get paid to astroturf threads about a series that was popular 20 years ago. In fact, 90% of all PS2 or PS2 related threads are created by me and my team of expert guerilla marketers. Good job for noticing. According to our analysis, the only "natural" threads are about Ape Escape and Kingdom Hearts.
>>736204931I don't get why it's so hard for /v/ to grasp that personal projects are driven almost entirely by passion. The drive to work is completely non-transferable. There is never a case of "aw man it's such a waste they didn't work on X and Y instead of Z" because the fact of the matter is that if they weren't working on something for Z, that work just would not be able to exist. The answer is always just "they found this fascinating" and there's nothing that could have been done to get that same talent to work on something else instead, because the talent just flat out dissipates when one tries to apply it to something else that doesn't have that draw to it.
>>736196740Fucking finally
Shame the game sucks though
>>736214174Zoomies can't grasp doing something for fun or fascination. They need to be told what to play and what to enjoy.
Essex thread.
>>736213857what is the answer to sex?
>>736214514
Just downloaded this. What am I in for?
>>736208254A very clunky and frustrating game with horrible puzzles that require gamefaqs. However it also has an incredible atmosphere and story and is overall one of the most memorable horror games I've played. I highly reccomend it.
>>736208254Doesn't this game actually have 2nd person shooter segments?
>>736208254A great horror game up until the stages start looping and you realize you can't progress unless you complete a bunch of incredibly cryptic side-objectives that the game didn't even tell you existed. Then it becomes absolute garbage.
>>736208254Horrible and at times even rage inducing gameplay but you keep playing because the atmosphere and story is fascinating. So it's a PS2 horror game.
one of my favourite PS3 games.
play mahjong soul
didnt they get cucked with the blue archive players
>>736212965No it was the other way around, Blue Archive players got cucked by the MJS players
>>736211967I do want to learn Mahjong more, I've read so much Fukumoto Nobuyuki that I somewhat understand things, but man, the scoring is rough.
>>736213065the scoring is easy, it's just addition, powers of 2, and then multiplication. You did pass elementary arithmetic class, didn't you?
>>736211967>play fold soulno thanks. boring shit-ass game
I'm 50 but LARP as a zoomer on roblox
>>736215721Weird roundabout way to say you're either a pedo or seriously mentally stunted but ok
I'm a 37 year old male model, but I look like I'm 17.
>>736215721That's called being a pedophile
You could've just said you play roblox.
>>736215740>>736215805>>736215873Mindraped
Just bought overpriced 6y old PlayStation console becouse gta 6 forced me to and i haven't even made an account on it but i am already told i am going to see ads on it, truly the golden age of gaming.
>Highguard before Highguard
>game is entirely an escort missionIt can't be that good can it?
>>736214915tl;dr
Forceful cuddling with little pragmatas! (consensually)
>>736214915>>736178554>Back when I grew up "pedo" meant fucker was a 40 year old who raped a 12 year old. And now you want me to think a 16 year old flirting with a 13 year old is the same shit?nta, but...Even if we remove the age of consent from the conversation, it's still illegal to solicit child porn from a minor; even a minor can be charged with trying to obtain child porn on internet or through text. Also, the groomer (Ace the Narrator) could get the minor in trouble as well because it is also illegal to create child porn even if you are a minor yourself. This isn't a nothingburger like most of you guys are claiming it is.
>>736214915Imagine being a moralfag on 4chin of all places.
>>736086464ToT
does anyone even play this anymore?
yeswhat would you like to know
>>736215643is the multiplayer active?i was tempted to buy it, last time i played a mario tennis game was the gc versionhow does it hold up?
>>736215776Yes we're all having fun unlike you
>>736215776i can get matches but last i checked they added a region lock which makes you just fight the same people over and over because ?????i like it better than acesthe rackets are really funny and there's a lot of them
thoughts about zerglings?
>>736215329as in that animated cartoon zergling
>>736215329As a zerg fan, even I openly admit that SC1 cracklings are completely busted, but I feel like SC2 zerglings are way too weak.
>>736215612They always had edgy teethe, and of course their teeth are edgy. They are predators, they need it to chew and tear meat
>>736215329OP best unit in the game in sc1Okay in sc2
zerglings are OP, but it's ok because each faction has a bunch of OP units
I think resident evil 0 sucks
Resident Evil 0 just feels like you're making a mistake the whole time. It's a decent video game but everything feels like an accident. Swapping characters, leaving items, even going places just feels like a mistake.
>>736212312>t. sphere hunter
>>736215468if you're so insecure in your opinions that someone you don't like agreeing with you makes your takes invalid, you need to seek therapy
I'm still in genuine shock that the bat boss exists.What's that? A boss that's constantly flying around? And it has a bunch of smaller flying minions harassing you? And your auto aim will constantly lock onto them? And you can't disable auto aim in this shitty game? And the minions also respawn after a few seconds so killing them is an active waste of time and ammo? And you can't even use your partner as bait because the game forces you to fight every single boss solo, except for the final boss and the 2nd Proto Tyrant fight (who literally doesn't even have a single file or anything about him in the game he just shows in cutscenes and that's it, shit I'm getting off topic I hate this game so much)Yeah great ideas all around
>>736212503>you can see the thought bubble literally trying to formgrim
I'm feeling a little Nostalgic tonight Anon
>>736210487Which does thread prefer: DC or GC?
Was I the only one tripping when PSO had similar looking weapons?
>>736210487dreamcast or gamecube?
>>736215309Dreamcast for the soundtrack. The Gamecube for content.
>>736213872>Nostalgia DSI don't have any internets to give you, do you accept I.O.U.s?
most obvious goty since elden ring. IGN know they majorly fucked up
>>736214390because it's a great fucking game. and Im a weeb who plays 98% jap games and doesn't see gooks as human.
>>736202220Look at this, this is the anti-CD shill: a redditor.
>wait a month>give it a worse score
>>736206303You lost - again.
I thought Koreans hate their own country? Why are they slurping a bad gook game?>Nexonoh...
Is Gracey Wacey ticklish?
Emmy wemmy
Why are her threads getting nuked :(
>>736214963low quality, off topic, spam/floodingtake your pick
So, what do you think about Peach x Rosalina?
>>736212986Being a tripfaggot is ten million times gayer
>>736212986
>>736211552>Nintendo wants to stop people from making porn of their characters>makes two of their characters suddenly related>reports websites hosting porn as hosting illegal content (incest) to get them taking downIt's really a genius move, if you think about it.
>>736214571All it did was make my penis hard
>>736214571>fictional drawing of two blood related characters fucking>illegalDo you even have a loicense to post here, Nigel?
Where the fuck are the lions?Why doesn't he transform into a lion?
>>736212952FUCK I hate the orange color scheme they gave him. Also kinda pissed that 4/7 DLC characters were from either parts 4 or 5 which already had a shit ton of characters in the base roster.
VS WoU might just be the funniest instance of "writing yourself into a corner" i've seen, and i don't know whether the abrupt mid-corona ending makes better or worsehere's a list of things that did not work for one reason or another against an enemy that cannot be consciously approached or attacked>a stand whose power is automatic pursuit>a stand whose power is guiding somebody along the right track>making the stand user approach first>attacking stand and user simultaneously in completely different places>technically attacking the environment and not the user specificallyhere's how the thing that worked well enough to actually harm the enemy>obligatory 11th hour main character asspull also the weakest among stand upgrades imho>jobin's mom attacking tooru and just tanking the calamityel em ay oh
>>736212952I wish ASBR wasn't dead on arrival, the game's fun
jojolion was very unique and interesting but the last volumes are extremely disappointingthe previous parts had very intense endings, but jojolion was shoot a bubble through a phone and then everything ends without explaining anything or closing many open plot points
>>73621295289
when is the best nintendie character getting his own new game and movie?
>>736210220Didn't that guy "leak" that there's a new one coming this year?
>>736210220Crazy to think Fox and Daisy[/spolier] made it in before Wario.
I loved Warioware Twisted. Wario has the coolest friends and minigames and motion gimmicks. Jimmy, Nine Volt, Ashuree, and that weird dude Fez or whatever his name was. The 2D platformers were hit or miss and I can't even get into the modern wave of indie clones like Antonblast. I was gonna try Shake It! but I think it wouldn't click again and Smooth Moves on emulator would be so rough.Being a fat grubbing venture capitalist gets you the girl and everything you ever wanted.
>>736210965It's so atrocious that I would honestly prefer it if Wario Land stayed on ice until Nintendo gets it through their thick skulls that Kevin just can't do Charles' 4-in-1. I like his Waluigi, his Luigi isn't bad, but his Mario is VERY hit or miss and, as established, his Wario is outright unacceptable. Nintendo has infinite money, hiring one or two more voice guys for their flagship franchise isn't going to kill them.>but wario land is staying on ice forever anyways!Yeah...
>>736210220I´m not sure when Hector´s getting a movie but fe7 will get remaked someday.
What went wrong here?
>>736213879mediocre games
>>736213879games didn't have any gorillas, false advertising man
They decided to move on from a series that only had 1 good game.
>>736213953They're still making Horizon games though.
horizon seems to be successful despite the harassment campaign
Who's in the right?
>>736213361>tr was literally the reddit normie faction and it disintegrated the second their streamer leader ragequit the game after getting curbstomped by the glue eating pub NCRGood times, I wanted to play vanu but my friend insisted we play the glue eaters. I do miss it.
I remember playing TR back then, going with a jetpack and shotgun solo and sneaking behind enemy lines to their sunderer and spawncamping like crazy. Getting like 30+ kills.Even in the big fights, coming from weird angles with the ability to fly around could clear a front that has been hard stuck for 30 minutes. I wonder why so few other people did this.
>>736214750i read all that even though i never played planetside
>>736214750not reading all that fuckersomeone gotta get outta the fucking tanks to cap objectives, wow great I guess TS and NC could farm noobs while VS shit on everyone where it mattered
>>736214750wrong
Play Warframe
>>736214584It's fun.
Fat ink girl's weapon is fun I guess.
Promoting obesity is crossing the line.
I already am.
no the weapons look like shit