>Market it as a liminal space game with good graphics>It's actually a shitty puzzle game with a goofy monster, chase scenes and a chapter structure
>>736203620I didn't like it either. Try Antichamber instead.
>>736203620>Episode II Coming Soon...Miss me with that shit.
what would you rather have?I'd like a liminal 3D platformer
>>736203620The superior liminal experience.
I just watched The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and I rate it a 10/10.I brought my Nintendo Switch 2 with me into the IMAX auditorium, and played Star Fox while waiting for the movie to start.Snoys are not invited to this thread.
Before the movie began, Project Hail Mary began playing, and I was confused, and I got up off of the floor, checking my ticket, checking if I walked into the right auditorium.It turned out that it was a mistake from the system, and not an April Fools joke.
>>736205510Yeah, namefags are the worst. Especially the ones with tripcodes. Do they not get that this site is supposed to be anonymous? Identifying yourself defeats the whole point!
>>736205010Based and same fellow Nintensissie. I had a blast and would recommend this masterpiece to anyone.
I went to the movie all dressed up in my suit.I wore the large The Super Mario Galaxy Movie t-shirt under a light-blue and white plaid buttoned shirt.I chose that buttoned shirt because it was nearly the same color as Rosalina.I wore my usual suit jacket over that, and I wore my blue denim jeans, my Oreo socks, and my fancy brown shoes.
>>736206234No snoys allowed.
NINTENDO
>>736194557The wooly one is cool but needs more detail like buttons for Mario's eyes.
>>736204909So long gayer bowser
>>736194207The most souless thing about the "2026" is the princess portrait
>>736194557this was worth destroying a portion of the environment
>>736194207BRAP
Mini bros were you at?
Template in case someone has any funny ideas next year.
This April Fools event is questionable at best.
Get good scrub
>>736204802>https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/TimeLierG>In October 2024, TimeLierG made a racist aside (which would not be the first time online)[4][5] on a X post regarding environmental, social, and governance (ESG), diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) and the Massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) Old School Runescape (OSRS) in a post on Old School RuneScape's official X account.[6][7]>Following this, their "@TimeLierG" X account was blocked and eventually suspended. Even so, they didn't stop with his racist, misoginistic, and homophobic comments online,[8] while deriding the deaths of several known and cherished furries that had passed away recently.[9]>They were permanently banned from the furry wiki, Wikifur, on February 25, 2025, for extreme, inappropriate behavior on the wiki and its social media accounts.[10] sounds based?>>736204983https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=Logan%20TimeLierG%20EberlyI am pretty sure they drop free keys here.
>>736204649lmfao, is this one real?
unpopular opinion but the doge thing was funny
I got "A cat is fine too" twice. The first time it accepted the answer and the second time it didn't.They didn't even test this shit, the first four I got didn't accept correct answers and those four were spread over multiple hours anyways so I barely got to interact with it.
Not even Miyamoto considers video games to be art
I love Legend of Zelda, and I've been saying Fuck Miyamoto
>>736200287What did you expect from an Autistic man that loves climbing trees nonstop.
>>736202496I have had the same revelation when it came to Ridley Scott films
>>736205365>t. Never played the Mario and Luigi rpg seriesUnironically though luigi had more character i m o
>>736206681>Mario is Fire!>um, Luigi is, uh, Lightning.It's kinda silly
What did you think of his appearance /v/?
>>736199802I cant believe starfox man is in Badguys 3
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>>736204819>wolf tells him to stop being a pup and just seize the moment after they team up>last phase of the final boss fox remembers those words and delivers the killing blow Kino. Bamco should make another assault game.
>>736202947Fox's time in Sauria must have been... rough
I think the Jimmy Neutron seats on the Arwing were stupid
For an april fools' joke, I think this one was alright. It was better than the DOGE one at least.
>>736204969Well those were essentially the entire game so I'm glad the talent is being put to use elsewhere.
>>736204957it was well after the game was finished so I don't really care or conflate them, just another (frankly disturbing) case of mental illness on the internet
>>736204761Nightmargin took inspiration from The Little Prince, also redditors are retarded and cannot understand subtlety.>>736204969There's going to be oneshot related stuff in this game?There's also Skyless Blind, which will have a Oneshot crossover. I have no idea who is making that game though.
>>736205039Honestly such a missed opportunity>What year did the Clans wage their war of sphereoid liberation? on /tg/>What happend in the sweltering summer heat of 92? on /pw/
still the normal one
NOT A JOKE, PLAY HERE:>https://opengoal.dev/
>>736205546I wonder if Jak X and TLF are written in GOAL too. I know Daxter probably isn't since it was entirely outsourced, but TLF began as an in-house game by Naughty dog.
>>736196740i dont play brown versions
>>736205730jak x probably? TLF no according to the opengoal devs, they also expressed not much interest in decompiling the other games right now and are now working on polishing the trilogy as a whole now
>>736206171>said now 3 times in a rowi may lack some sleep
>>736202410Yeah, and it works without skipping. The game is a lot easier than I remember though.
>game is entirely an escort missionIt can't be that good can it?
>>736197706I'm not talking about peach fuzz I'm talking about the dark fur erupting from her forehead. I don't even see men with this shit. It is FUCKED.
>>736200701Anon...
>>736200580I'm sure you're using those 15 minutes for something very important
>>736200621Excessive masturbation. My schedule is pretty packed.
>>736204390You know what? Based
I used 3x Scampussies, Sloth & Protection Talismans + Blinding Shells vs the final boss.Did I beat the game?
>>736195439I never figured out why the stone thing was good. I initially maxed my equipment load and health so I would stop getting one-shotted.
Is NG+ just meant to be rushed?Feels like all good stuff like Graces & the special Magatama are basically NG++ onwards
Did you need to disable auto skip watched cutscenes for NG+ or does the game do that by itself on new cycles?
>>736194598crazy how much easier 3
We will all play games together. An RTS will be like the 3rd most played game.
I’m most likely the most skilled RTS player in the entire thread. I would actually make my own university tier classes, and then become my own student. I had written several books and made flash cards to help study. It became like second nature and I didn’t need anything except my mind anymore. I designed the meta thru making power plays on ladder, and my opponents copied my strategies. Literally I’m the founder of current RTS games.
>>736203941the numbers you cited are pretty accurate
>>736203859Nah "Archangel" he used to can himself back before he turned into a total fag
>>736206023can you point him out in the team page or is this just schizobabbly
>>736197043>It's obviously easier to just make multiplayerUhm, actually no, survival base defense is easier to make (single faction) and singleplayer is what sells.>and with how popular PvP games areThey're really not unless you're talking mandatory team games.>Would you play if an anon made a PvP RTS?I would rather Dorf, Dust Front and Sanctuary be good instead of yet another rts with negligible prospects coming along, specially one made with agdg-tier production values.
Post Gaming Relating things that would make for perfect April Fools Jokes but weren’t actually April Fools Jokes.
>>736204657Having Spongebob and Megaman in the same game is weird
It wouldn't survive after a month. This happens to all fighting games that aren't Street Fighter or Tekken.
>>736204758Sonic Crossworlds guests are shitpostsSega All Stars Transformed guests are also shitpostsSega is an april fools joke
>>736204657>2v2>dogshit picks like the forces OC, two mania bots, a fucking chao, the deadly six, infinite and the tails dollwe dodged a bullet
How do we save videogames?
>>736200339>elect orange man>everything becomes more expensive>including consoles>this is somehow the democrats fault>despite the democrats having no powerAmericans are a weird bunch. They just like their candidate and they rationalize the candidate's behavior to fit whatever narrative they like best, even if it goes against their own personal interests.Know another word for that phenomenon?
>>736202038 for the next 2ish years they are already sold out last i heard
>>736204852Until they're not. https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/openai-funding-fears-hit-memory-154500748.html
If you whip out your dick there's a 50/50 chance she'll suck it.
>>736203919Iran wasn't making games anyway. Neither was Palestine..Nuke them both. There is no room on this earth for countries who do not make games
Surely you can solve this Captcha
>>736204518Oh you are an oldfag?Then name all the anime girls part of the moetron fusion
>>736193764DEAD AND FORGOTTEN
>>736194043HATO IS A FUCKING NIGGERTOTAL FUDANSHI DEATH
>>736201314how many newfags are going to self-report
>>736203616PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
The new update is outYou can now smooch the monsters
Found another battle-ending kiss.
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>>736206482(It shows that dialogue box again, but 4chin flags it as a duplicate file)
What kind of April Fool's pranks do you think Klonoa and friends would play on each other?
>>736202401nini lolobro
firework boys
He'd replace your copy of Klonoa 2 with a bootleg version as a prank
[BREAKING NEWS]The US Patent Office has revoked Nintendo's 2025 patent on summoning characters to battle on the player's behalf, either automatically or manually. This is the same patent cited in Nintendo's legal action against Palworld. Nintendo has two months to appeal the decision.Does not automatically end the Palworld lawsuit, but weakens Nintendo's position on this mechanic.
Bump.
Pocketpair WONNintendo LOST
Bump limit.
based thread palbros
>bump limityet another EASY palVICTORY
Why are you being a blabber-mouth, /v/?
There's already a gooner containment thread for you unc>>>736181864
Miyamoto mandated this 10-year-old's J-cups
My Geforce 750ti pass away today
>>736201308that's why i wish the west was shinto.
Looks AI generated.
>>736201308Kino
>>736202003seems more like it'd distort your sexuality if you only ever see men and your immediate family uncovered
>>736201308i.. am still asking my gtx1080ti to hold on just a couple more years until card prices come down again
