R* is decades ahead of the rest of the industry. Everybody will buy GTA6 when it comes out
>>736310623You can polish a turd and add a bunch of dynamic lighting but it's still a fucking turd at the end of the day
>>736310305>ugly bitches>only selling point like all fucking GTA post SA is the larp multiplayer
>>736311743Minesweeper
>>736310305I won't. I won't be able to afford it.
>>736312061>click spot with no bomb>winwooooow
Literally what were they thinking?
>>736309734they thought getting sniped by offscreen enemies was fun.
That after beating the first game you're up for a challenge.
>>736309734>Complaining about improving the building code of Miami.Its like you want casualties in your fires.
i enjoyed HM2's levelsaside beard's, truly nobody likes them
>>736312146Entering the power plant in Casualties is bullshit but other than that I don't mind them
It's so much worse than anyone imagined bros. Xbox is cooked.
>>736305212lax regulation is why corporations completely captured our governent
>>736304963The CEO is laughing it up for all we know since it's not his problem.
>>736306081That was always my favorite bionicle
>>736312601>implying glowniggers aren't the ones using megacorps as gubament proxies
People are focusing on the name and ignoring the actual thing he's complaining about which is that pajeets are at this point pretty openly executing a hostile takeover of every microsoft department by no longer just favoring hiring other indians, but actively attempting to remove all non-indian employees from the company.
I have safe mental illness fatigue
>>736311108why can't evil itself be mental illness you tardshut the fuck up and learn some logic
>>736311283If a person understands their actions are wrong it isn't mental illness
>>736310814adhd (100% of cases), add (100%), depression (almost all), social anxiety, bpd, aspergers, autism (except “severely autistic” who bang their head against walls)recently “scientists” discovered quote unquote that there are four distinct types of autism that are discrete and don’t overlap much. in reality only one is real (bike helmet) the other three are just being a sad cunt who is bad at socialising/introverted/sensitive etc. or a kid that doesn’t fit or achieve good results in the contemporsry schooling system
>>736311283>>736311412because these people don’t act without regard for their own wellbeing. they just do stuff that harms others because they only care about their own position of physical security. that’s why i made the analogy.they’re not mentally ill they’re just bad people. calling evil people mentally ill just gives them a cover for their bad actions.
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The story is good and not lame?
it's whackbut you can fuck your sister so it's goty
>>736309778writers lost their mind towards the end
This is the shit you guys would crap on other developers for but it's good cause Asian?
>>736310336right because elden ring and zelda aren't asian
>>736310972>racism: black people>that is not okay, fucking nazi chuds>racism: Asian people>LMAO SO TRUE
>>736312112What is your point? Zelda isn't ubi slop and elden ring lacks content but what it has is done well
>>736312154What's racist here
>>736312740nta but nuzelda is ubislop, and elden ring is honestly worse than souls games due to the open world.
>five hearts under one roof 2 getting released on switch and mobile>beauties and the stranded releasing in the next few months>summer's heartbeat already released>too hot to be true set to be announced and released in the next couple of months>casting calls from mal-sook's instagram a few months ago show they were casting for five hearts 3Storytaco continues to lead the pack when it comes to FMV games. Why can't anybody else keep up?
>>736300337Chaesol from Summer's Heartbeat might be in season 3. She has been appearing in Milkfilm videos recently.
i remember when asians in media used to look different from each other in the early 2000s. now they all look the same. literal clones of eachother. plastic surgery really took hold of them lol.
3DPD LMAO Even
>>736300213asian dating games are inherently uninteresting
Summer's Heartbeat has been nice so far from what I've played. I've only gotten Fury's endings so far though.
Are there any games where skeletons are actually fun to fight?
I can't recall any game where they're significantly less fun to fight than any other trash mob. So I'm gonna go with all games that are fun in general
>>736308475BotW / TotK.And even then, even though they can be fun to fight, it is NOT fun having them pop up every five minutes during every single in-game night
>>736308475Golden Axe 1
i like how in oblivion when they die they fall apart into physx bones and if you kill them with fireball the bones fly everywhere
>gaming was le better on le ps2 bro i promis-
Dead Aim is very underrated. Wouldn't of gotten RE4 Leon without Bruce.
Capcom's 2003 was such a disaster it almost killed the company. They canceled a whole 18 games in early 2004 to try and recover. The PS2 in general was quite the dumping ground for Japanese developers.
Good news! We are finally adding an option to play as Carl, Carol's little brother, due to popular request.Post your cute pics.
>>736311576yep still useless, just like the dream stones. and i want those traded by a sexy busty half naked nymph for cheats.
>>736311647Upload the thing somewhere, anon. But no guarantees.
>>736311962https://files.catbox.moe/jhcnmp.7zpass = uohcarolerotic
>>736312326thanks for the dolphin porn bro
>>736311647>without all the sex stuffjust don't hold crouch for a few seconds, it's that easy.
What vidya has dumb ol' Texas developed anyways?
The nu-DKC games were pretty good.
>>736312394Isn’t Devolver based in Austin? I love me some Devolver
Metroid Prime Trilogy
>>736309846What?
>>736309846retard
SLAVA URINEEEEEE!!
>>736309415
>>736309846according to your own logic, you are AI generated as well, Sanjeet
What did Japan mean by this game?
Still trying to find a better JRPG than picrel, seems like the genre peaked there.
It's pretty good but SMTVV is better imo
>>736306398One of the funniest shillings about this slop is that the soundtrack is top tierThere is exactly 1 song from the game people talk about Meanwhile pick any persona title and at least a dozen songs will spark discussion on their own. Imagine making a shit game ripping off your own shit games and getting raped... by your own franchise
Oh, have we waited long enough for it to be socially acceptable on /v/ to like this game now?Only took 2 years too.
>>736306398I really think a big reason behind people not really giving this game a chance and it being largely forgotten in public consciousness is the ugly as fuck main character design.If we played as anything but Deviantart Marth it would've been so much better. Even skintight super sentai SMT V mc is cool in a niche kind of way, the Metaphor protag has NOTHING
>>736306398Game of the generation.
>>736309656Wario has an actual personality. You can easily imagine having a conversation with him about food, sports, movies, business, vidya, cars, wrestling, music, etc. What personality, hobbies, interests does Mario have?
>>736309656Mario is like Mickey Mouse, lame.
>>736309656Does wario even considered them his friend?
So what does /v/ think about this game? First true sequel in 15 years. Maybe I've just gotten better at platforming but this game isn't as insanely difficult as I remember it being when I was a kid. For those that didn't play it, this game is basically if Soulslop was made into a platformer.
>>736311984I liked 3D. It's a solid game, but doesn't have the music like the original and is a bit easier.
>>736311984>3d platformerloool
>>736312460It's 2.5D for most of the game. Some 3D parts but mainly plays as a 2D platformer. It is a bit easier but it's still not EASY
>>736311984man, that's a soulless design. jesus christ.
>>736312126HE GETS AWAY WITH MURDER(GETS AWAY WITH MURDER)
How's your farm doing?
>>736306565>cheeseyummy
my first True perfection completed farm, co-opstill never build a slime hutch or mill lmao
>>736305630Too much walking back and forth. Building your farm is fun, but none of the other gameplay really is... Feels like repetitive chores to me.
>>736309658also wilderness farm was a juge fucking mistake
>>736305630
Good souls games: Demon Souls, Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, SekiroBad souls games: Dark Souls 3, Bloodborne, Elden Ring
>>736312173hmmm weird ds2 has the lowest, why's that?
>>736312297I believe it's because it's the worst game
>>736312328makes sense, cheers.
>>736311209>DS1 and DS2 magic has "charges" that give you a set number of casts before you run out and can no longer use them until you use a bonfire.>DS3 and ER magic uses the FP system which not only allows you to allocate more blue flasks for more FP recovery, but also has items that allow you to just passively recover FP.What do you have against caster builds anon
Bean over this.Gud: Demon's souls, Dark souls (bad), Bloodborne, SekiroTresh: DS2, DS3, Elden ring.
If only you knew how good things really were.
>>736309210>banjos oy garbage
>>736309419They massacred my girl with that satanic render.
>>736309210>>736309784banjo was never good
>>736311256Westerners were still learning how to draw anime.
>>736309210I still think about the N64 games that were shilled heavily but flopped. I remember how hard all the big box department stores promoted Nightmare Creatures, they really thought it would be the next big thing.
