Do you like bloons?
no billions must pop
>>681294780I started playing two days ago, it's a blastwater park can fuck off though.
B team bros I am imploring you to follow the guide to hit some 140s we can still clear this if everyone puts up 4 sets of really good points now and then once after reset.https://mega.nz/file/7F82BALI#7KSzd1B9CfFTwNGGtv-YN4c2TEBCUfzhQKevvGabUE8
>>681294780B bros can we truly complete the boss rush...?>>681296901Why don't we start funding the pirate monke, he cute.
>>681297567didn't see this yetI'll do my best.
Things are actually looking better than I thought. After reset I can do around 550-560 of this myself so every little bit from others can get us over the finish line.Go pop billions of them
how into a good team? The public teams I join don't clear
>>681294780Buy an ad
>>681298554It's 90% off get it NOW you get hundreds of hours of content for pennies
>>681294780Why is it that if I buy the Steam version I don't also get the mobile version? Seems a bit Jewy to me.
monke
>>681300186sexo
was it any good?
>>681301943hell nobut the potential was there
>>681294780>>>/vg/
Glussy
Tell me your favorite hero and monke, anons. OR ELSE
>>681305289>heroProbably either brickell or corvus>monkeyEither gluegunner or druid
>>681305289Hero would be the Code Monkey and monke is the wizard
>>681305289>HeroSauda and Adora>MonkeySub is the best
>>681305289Sauda and Engineer
>>681294780no
boo
Bump
What if we put two monke girls inside a single orb?
>>681305289>HeroGwen, Obyn, & Geraldo, Ezili is growing on me too>MonkeSuper because Robo Monkey and Tech Terrors are my favorite upgrades
Which is your favorite brickell?
>>681305289>HeroGeraldo, Obyn is close but only because druidspam is super fun>TowerHard to say, probably either Ace or Super
>>681298354Post your friend code and I'll add you to one of the thread teams
monke contemplation
>>681316705well if you don't mind, my contributions will be mild because I just started not long agoOMKYU-GVSBE
There was a lot of glue degeneracy yesterday
>>681319108Sent you the request, let me know if it works.And don't worry about it, all that really matters is being active
>>681319967Don't lie to the poor anon. If you have anything but a flawless performance in CT and get top 1 global spot you will get KICKED.
>>681319368I'm confident it was all just the same guy posting a lot
>>681319967thanks mate
>>681320654I think there were at least two, maybe three
i actually really like how this looks... i want to get it
>>681297136>NikkerWhat are you going to do with all those bloons doro?
>>681322000If you think it looks cute then go for it anon, don't let a bunch of faggots ruin it for youNice trips btw
>>681318676what is lil monke pondering?
>>681322000Don't miss out if you like it. plus, Druid is a cute boy. Just wish his art was more wholesome.
>>681305289sauda and glue
>>681322000>limited timeno... my only weakness...
I got kinda bored and stopped playing, I might try and play again solely to work my way to skins while listening to something productive in the background
>>681322095same thing I with the doro invadershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgc3zUVSX-c
>>681322334>>681322831i did it
>>681324756LMAO GOTTEM YOU'RE GAY NOW GOTTEM
>>681324756Congrats on coming out anon
>>681305289Sauda and Glue Gunner
>>681326087this looks to be for chimps, i find it hard to believe bird handler is in s-tier. what, not at max power or something? you need at least 4 condors to get it so that's like over 60K in total just to have it on the field
Should I start with TD Battles or TD6?
>>681326432td battles is pvp only6 is single player or coop, no pvp
>>681326432Play BTD6 first and then check out Battles later if you're curious, I assume you're talking about Battles 2 which is purely competitive so I'd recommend only playing it after you've become familiar with the towers
>>681326087>>681326234I won't comment on how good the tierlist is, but the intention behind it is that it ranks towers for expert CHIMPS mapsAnd the towers listed aren't the T5s specifically, but that path. So when it says Permabrew is the best, it isn't saying that Permabrew is the best but that the top path alchemist is fantastic, which it is. You'll very rarely buy the permabrew in CHIMPS.
>>681326087If this is chimps, why is bottom engineer so high up? You won't get the extra money so wouldn't Dragon's Breath or Moar glaives be better for bloon rushes?
>>681326679i see, i still find it hard to believe condor is s-tier
>>681326576>>681326646Cool, thanks. I mostly want to play alone.
>>681326794As the other anon said it's not for the tier 5 specifically but the path as a whole.Bottom path engi (the first 3 tiers specifically) are very good for early game.
>>681326794https://old.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/1drlj6n/comprehensive_tier_list_for_chimps_by_path/Apparently there's a bug with XXL trap that allows you to have a trap up at all times, you can imagine how OP that'd be when each trap can swallow a ton of MOABs
>>681326234I'm guessing bird handler is there because it can move blimps so it can turn a multilane map into a single lane map, which is quite advantageous
>>681326087Isn't Bloon Solver really good for how much it costs? Would put it on S- tier at least.
>>681301943I saw some time ago a guy on youtube clearing it on hard mode. I couldn't even on easy. It was an old ass, grainy video. His profile photo was that of an aged dude in a suit. Time flies
>>681305289>heroSauda>monkeMortar
>>681326951right, I'm familiar with how the Chimps tier lists work I'm just confused. Obviously nobody is going to afford super mines in chimps until freeplay>>681327115Okay that makes sense, but glitches feel a little bullshit for tier placement unless the glitch is really, really easy to perform
>>681327841420 spike is pretty damn good so it makes sense
>>681327115>Apparently there's a bug with XXL trap that allows you to have a trap up at all timesI looked at the thread just to get an idea and apparently something I've been doing during boss runs to farm better is a bug? I didn't realize it wasn't intended.If you switch the placement of the trap when it still has a cooldown, the monkey will instaplace the trap as soon as the cooldown finishes. If you take too long to do this, then the trap gets collected but it takes a while to place. Never realized this interaction wasn't intended.
>>681324756lol faggot
>>681328182Didn't know it was a bug either, if it truly is then it's getting patched soon because NK is very keen to the opinions of the expert chimps people, much to everyone else's detriment
>>681329169I don't know since when these CHIMPS guys have posted about this bug in their list but this way the engineer trap works right now has been a thing for as long as I can remember so I really doubt it's getting changed any time soon.
It's been months since the map editor came out, have you guys made any maps of your own?
>>681332392I made two when it first came out but they dont work very well because the editor was kind of ass on releaseHaven't touched it since
>>681332392just oneit's almost impossible to have full map range or for ace, heli, or a lot of other towers that can hit the whole map, you are almost forced to simply wait and watch
I've got it set up on a silver platter, someone get in there and finish this faggot off
>>681332485It's still kinda ass now but it's a lot better, were the maps any good? Kinda curious about trying them out
>>681332821Nice to see it's possible to get over 140 when not fucking up so much I leak twice.preemptive gg
>>681332821I'm on it
>>681334056ZMYWDKCZMYAMUTsecond one was only made to continue the bob dylan jokeproblem with the first one is that, at least when I made it, the props were fucking shit and the hitboxes were awful. you were also supposed to be able to place on the tower in the middle but I'm not sure if that works anymore
>>681334095yeah that window between selling everything and getting ninja paragon is when I leaked
>>681332821Job's done chief.Adora is best girl
>>681334056>>681334275okay to further demonstrate the problem here's the rough hitboxes of these bushesrotating them completely fucks it, I guess whatever update they did even if it was fixed didn't go back and retroactively fix issues like this
>>6813274953-0-0 and 4-0-0 are really underwhelming thoAlso with the last batch of nerfs it's probably jusr A
>>681332640>you are almost forced to simply wait and watchThe global range towers in question:nice map though, it was surprisingly fun; I await the v2.0 that is even more purgatorial
>>681335770yeah, i knew there would be definitely some options for t5s and heroes but i always thought more on how to make the early game as excruciating as possibledidn't even know there were places to put stuff in front of the hedges, maybe i will make purgatory: reloaded
>>681335037okay tried to recreate it, they didn't fix any of these problemsoh well
>>681335992There's a handful of places where you can fit dart monkeys and tacks in between the tracks, I'm honestly tempted to try beating the map later while only placing towers in front of the hedge>maybe i will make purgatory: reloadedIf you do then I'll be more than happy to try it out
>>681335992>how to make the early game as excruciating as possibleJust slap invulnerability tag across 90% of the track
If Goatboy sees this message, can i request doing something similar to this Gwen in a dress but with Adora instead, thanks man.
>>681336021Yeah the hitboxes are fucked lol, did you happen to check if there was anything wrong with the positioning and rotation sliders?
>>681337114I just did the rotation slider and it moves the bush but not the hitbox of the bush. Janky ass editor
>>681337263Damn, does removing the props and placing new ones fix it?
>>681337049you can't marry monkeys
>>681337368no its just how rotating props works. you can try it yourself to see
>>681337049monkey marriage...
guys give me a monkey to twink-ify
>>681338553
>>681338553My first thought went to Avatar of Wrath but there's probably more gay druid shit than every other tower combined
>>681338553Striker Jones.
>>681338553Literally God
>>681338553dart paragon
>>681338553with a big dick?
>>681339228not sure if i should draw whoever i choose to be hung or have a cute little dick yet
>>681339645you can do both
>>681339645hung bottoms are underrated desu
>>681339645Follow your heart, anon
>>681305289>heroidk haven't tried many i guess the army guy>towerMinigun and Artillery.
>>681334275Beat the first one, nice map.You'd be surprised at how weak level 20 Adora is
>>681334275No way I'm beating that second map in CHIMPS lol.Thanks for posting these anyway, if anyone else's got maps of their own they wanna post then go right ahead. I'll post some of my own, to make it even I guess.ZFKWWLVZFKKVKOZFKPWMFHopefully one day we'll get custom maps in co-op.
>>681341419>Hopefully one day we'll get custom maps in co-op.Same. I was going to half jokingly say I wish we could do Blons on coop, but it is possible if doing a boss
>>681341817Very weird you can do bosses but not regular co-op, hopefully it's a feature and not an oversight they'll remove later.Theoretically bosses SHOULD be possible if you instakill them, it's honestly so goofy I want to try it out someday. >game not foundIt was worth the try lol
>>681342190I'd like to do it one day but yeah not now
>>681326842I find it hard to believe any beast handler path could be s-tier desu
>>681336657ah, now hold on, i'm working on Purgatory 2 and this one is absolutely heinous, i didn't even try before
>>681344782They could be the best and I don't think I'd bother because>micro No, thanks.
>>681294780FUCK BLOONS POP BLOONS KICK A BLOON BABY INTO A SPIKE FACTORY
>>681344851Do your worst, my stubborness knows no bounds
>>681345716truth be told, there will definitely always be things like middle path druid and middle wizard to more or less invalidate any blocks but i still think this one will still be good
>>681345851If druid and wizard make it too easy then I'll definitely try beating it without them later, so don't worry. Just make sure the first few rounds are beatable on CHIMPS if you can
>>681346074oh, that wont be a problem, i mean it uses all 49 fuckin nodes, no way would you die early with anything
>>681346074here you go, give it a whirli never really intended it to be "hard", just "excruciating". there's a subtle insidiousness to this map i really enjoythere are two levels of stubbornness for this map, level 1- no middle path druid, wizard, and level 2- actually watching the rounds go by without tabbing out
>>681347783Excellent, I promise not to dissapoint
>>681338649you dont have to ask me twice https://files.catbox.moe/1khujg.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/9xziry.png
>>681338837it's that mustache, man, there is now WAY to make a twink out of him. best you'd get is that 80's macho gay looknow biker bones, maybe...
>>681348676>https://files.catbox.moe/9xziry.pngYour majesty...
>>681348676Thank you, I love that smug little monke so much
>>681348676your majesty, nice cock my liege
>>681348739I more just want to see the attempt. It's easy to twink an already twinky character. If you are gonna twinkfy somebody, do it right.
>>681348856deadass might do it tomorrow you guys couldnt fathom the power i hold
>>681349698Based, i wanna see it.
>>681347783you done fucked up now boy
>>681349983noNOOOOO FUCK
>>681347783Doesn't seem like it's possible without middle path druids unfortunately, regrow farms fuck everything>>681349983But is it on CHIMPS though?
>>681350018Quick anon it's not too late, release v3.0 NOW
>>681350043>But is it on CHIMPS though?I was testing setups in impoppable, attempting chimps now
>>681350192Aye, I had a really convoluted CHIMPS start with 2 snipers but I think there's enough leeway to get away with one, nice findFucking shame you can't have more than one save per map but whatever
>>681347783with something like this would it work to just do a 240 druid + 250 bomb + 020 village because everything takes so long to get to the end they would EVENTUALLY kill it all?
>>681350043would ezili's heartstopper make a difference?
>>681350353Idk maybe, probably actually, still I don't think that alone tips the scale in her favor enough to choose her over Psi
>>681350472>using psicoward
>>681349983huh, funny thing, you can actually also fit a village in this spot too, but not an ace. hitboxes are weird.i think i might keep it that size though, at least to make the high difficulties possible
>>681350527Obyn, Ezili and Adora could work too but you need to wait until the bloons reach all the way to the right for them to get the rangeCorvus needs micro so he can get his cute ass outta hereRosalia's helipad is too big to fit I thinkAnd the rest just can't do shitSo yeah Psi it is
>>681348676king monkey and his royal ass, i worship
>>681350751geraldo's turrets have an absolutely tiny footprint, could they fit along the track? furthermore, could his blade traps kill the bad regrow rounds?
>>681351147>geraldo's turrets have an absolutely tiny footprint, could they fit along the track?I'm halfway through the CHIMPS game so I can't check but I don't think so, they still *have* a footprint and the track pretty much overlaps itself>could his blade traps kill the bad regrow rounds?Absolutely but Psi is still better, he can't really do anything in the lategame like Psi can, only thing I can think of is maybe are the Genies but you'd still need to wait for them to restock
https://youtu.be/yox2Yz4Ni2oThroughout Heaven and Hell, I alone am the honored one
>>681352407oh my heavens, i did not know a spactory could fit anywhere on the mapwell then, does the map sufficiently waste one's time? or is it basically just another map? i really wanted a purgatorial existence to be experienced with it, just a short eternity
>>681305289>Hero Sauda (Rosalia is growing on me)>Tower boomerang, I love its versatility
>>681352715post black borders
>>681352630You did great, anon, I think the true purgatorial experience can only be felt if you don't use any global range/wallhack towers.In the end I can't say it made feel like I was in purgatory because I was just enjoying it too much, but I think that says more about me than it does about the map.If you ever decide to make a purgatory 3 then please, post it, I loved playing through both of these.
>>681353160well in that case, another version depends on a few factors for beating high difficulties>how many towers should you be allowed to have?>how many angles of attack through obstacles should be allowed?>how much space should be allowed for towers (aka maybe no big towers)?since you beat the bastard i figured you might have some idea on what's possible. i'd prefer a middle ground of any random player opening the map and having to just fucking sit there uselessly while bloons march on while still being able to beat the map without a huge amount of trouble, i don't want it to be expert-tier like glacial path or something
Enjoying the $1.50 game so far. What do I need to know as a beginner? I need to Google how to get trophies for starters.
>>681354345you don't need to really know anything, just beat some maps and read the upgrade descriptions on stuff that does moab damage, ceramic, lead, camojust try different stuff out, see what works
>>681353962No big towers is a good start, mortars and spactories are OP and can make a real mess just by themselves. Try to make sure there are no gaps between the line of sight blockers to prevent early game save-ups, as soon as they can afford Psi then it's basically already over, though there might be a way to remedy that...You'd just need to carefully check every spot in the map to make sure that only small sized monkeys (i.e: darts, tacks, alchs, ninjas, snipers, etc.) can fit there, that should prevent heroes from being placed at all since they're all medium sized or larger, that also prevents towers like druid and wizard from being placed too as a bonus.If you can fit a hero + 2 at least towers then you can win 100% of the time, the ridiculous track length gives A LOT of leeway for restrictions.
>>681355486I forgot to mention, if you need some guidance for tower sizes (and everything else about them basically) check out these guides, they're only up to date with v36.0 but they still should be mostly accuratehttps://old.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/atomg3/advanced_popology_vol_1_primary_towers/
>>681355486the gaps were actually on purpose, i felt that was part of insidiousness i wanted to give a little bit of hope that rounds might go by quickly while still utterly restricting your ability to see the map, i figured if you could only attack right at the absolute end of the map it would basically just be a really long blons and i wanted to avoid it being to hard to kill stuff with only like a couple feet of track lefti figured with full track length anything would work, and it's not like there's anything i can really do about true global range on some upgrades
>>681355807Yeah that's true, I don't think there are any small-sized towers with global range so my idea still stands if you wanna go for that. Honestly I think that just restricting large sized towers might be enough to really push it over the edge, before the other anon found out that you could fit in a mortar there I was doing it with 2 snipers, Psi and a spactory and I was really feeling the dread, maybe you could try expanding on that idk
>>681354345You get trophies only by doing events, odysseys and bosses are the easiest and most reliable ways to do so, don't bother with races if you're a beginner.
my friend introduced me to gradient maps so heres a ben doodle i did to test it out
>>681357984He's adorable how could you hate Ben
>>681358227dont worry its a love hatecuteness aggression type
>>681357984gradient maps, huh? you a photoshop artist then?
>>681361003nope, clip studio paint
mermonkey when?
>>681361119what in the god damni was under the impression csp didn't support gradient mapping, this may have changed my life
>>681361835layer -> new correction layer -> gradient mapping my friend
>>681356189>>681353160well here you go, i truly believe i've taken this version to it's limit without redoing it with a different design. if you find a SINGLE PIXEL that can house a spactory i will post a video of me biting through my own tongue, you would not BELIEVE the trial and error it took to make each spot able to house a size 7 tower but not a size 8 tower. this is *maybe* possible on chimps and impoppable, and i do mean maybe. i didn't really have them in mind with this version, regrow ceramics would be brutal to deal with so i really just don't know.doing this has also given me some thoughts on map editor, and some things it NEEDS desperately>numbers on everything. give me arbitrary numbers on how big something is or what it's rotation is at, please for the love of god, i was squinting at my screen to adjust things by pixels without any guide>a way to visualize footprint. maybe a view of the map that only shows the intersections of collisions with the floor so i can accurately place obstacles>an easier way to sandbox test. having to go through a loading screen EVERY TIME i move something to check it's footprint from sandbox to editor to sandbox to editor to sandbox to editor is agonizing>precision movement with arrow keys. so many other games with editors have this, please let us have it too.>once again, a way to visualize tower footprint. if i could JUST FUCKING SEE how big a certain tower is with going to the sandbox every time, my god NK please, a spike factory is SO MUCH SMALLER THAN IT LOOKS
This game better be good or Ill get mad at all the shilling
>>681364769well, do you like tower defense? if so then yes this is a good game
>>681364826I enjoy all genres as long a they are good games.
>>681364769the main thing to keep in mind when starting out is that replaying maps on the same difficultly barely gives you any rewardmany people think the game is pay to win because of this, but all you need to do is play different maps on different difficulties and you will quickly find yourself drowning in money
ToT
>>681365227rosa isn't cunny, she's an adult unfortunately
>>681365227i guarantee this mechanic monke is sweaty and stinky
for me, it's the original
>>681300186>>681301079>>>/trash/ook>>>/trash/67017163
>>681368750/ook/ is so lame though, it's all either more realistic monkeys or redus' monkeys, it's boring. and it's so slow, fucking lives on page 10
>>681369553yeah i just wanna sex the chibi monkies
>>681364438I sure am trying it on chimps. I'm fairly sure I have a 3 tower combo which can do it, just surviving the early rounds to get there is a problem.
>>681369920how early of rounds? come to think of it, can anything even really hit stuff with the monkey knowledges that let some upgrades shoot through walls? is moab eliminator on of your options, i think the ability ignores obstacles?
>>681370056yeah I'm planning etienne + spirit of the forest + moab eliminator. the moab ability should kill all moabs due to track length, druid kills any bloon wave given how long it takes, and etienne gives them both camogetting stuck around round 10-11, I have a dart and druid and its a problem. trying to do them right now, will report back in a few.so far, up until round 9, a 100 dart on the bottom and a 100 druid near the exit has worked
>>681370182there's no use to be gotten out of the top right cuck spot, right? i put it there only because it amused me
>>681370537I didn't even notice it. I was going to put my bomb shooter on the right but if it doesn't fit due to etienne's fat ass, the bomb goes up thereUpdate, I am on round 15, placed etienne, going for druid of the jungle which should solve regular bloons
>>681370593the middle should fit any two size 7 towers, anything smaller than a spactory, i made sure of that
I just started playing but are snipers really strong because they feel really strong I had 4 on full auto at one point and it felt like they were doing most of the work
>>681370645They're really strong in the early to mid game, but once you start getting more MOABs than regular bloons they start falling off
>>681370645yeah they are quite good. they have their weakness though, they tend to have low pierce (the amount of bloons a projectile goes through) so dense clusters of bloons can be bad but they're almost always a good option, moabs do them bad if they aren't top path though
>>681370645on early maps they usually have free line of sight and can go wild, later placement will be tricky with a lot of blockades amd strange terrain
>>681370632status update, round 70. just realized I can probably put a wizard lord phoenix top right, that'll be good after spirit of the forest
>>681371536yeah, most likely. a glue storm might honestly be good since the whole track is covered in spikes by forest, it's just that much more damage as they go along
>>681371616damn you're right, but I think wizard lord phoenix is better for the ability since it'll deal with moabs a lot better
>>681371665okay turns out spirit of the forest just handles moabs really easily. already placed my 042 wizard thobut, looks like I'll be able to close this game out especially because of that top spot
I have officially escaped purgatory
>>681369553>>681369905The previous thread had Sluggle draw a few monkeys from BTD.
>>681372009fucking based, look at the little dart man on the bottom
>>681373486hes a big spiky ball man now (for the meme, he never gets to attack anymore)and now that I've managed to kill the FBAD, I can sleep. I did want to see how far I could take it but lack of towers means this just takes too long and it's 2am. I tried to find some pixel peeks to see if I could snag a paragon dart but I found none.end pops:>druid - 9.6M>wizard - 7.7M>etienne - 3.6M>bomb - 2,0M>dart - 777 (on the dot)
>>681374350SEXO
>>681326087Adora is officially the best hero now. Say something nice about her.
>>681372009Nice one man, I was asleep so I couldn't get the first clear but I'll try it out later, without a druid and wizard of course
>>681376604me on the right
>>681294780what the fuck went wrong?
>>681365227how hairy are her puss and pits?
CT when?
>>681377802Hopefully never
>>681376826the good old days of playing bloons and bloons td in the computer lab
>>68137780235~ hours, don't know your timezone so I can't say exactly.Personally, I cannot wait to fuck pink again
>>681378723>Personally, I cannot wait to fuck pink againBrother
>>681378723Pink: Churchill's Dojo
Tis a new day and now i'm eager to see the twink Striker Jones>>681349698>>681348856
>>681305289>striker>mortar
>>681379573>twink Striker Jones
>>681374350too tall
>>681374350>Druid>FemaleInconceivable
>>681294780Is this worth the one dollar they're asking for? How does it rate as a tower defense game? Never really been into the genre, is this considered one of the better ones?
>>681366684
I only bought it because it was cheap and I want to fuck the monkeys.
>>681384195welcome to the club
>>681384195We all do, you still have a lot of monke brainrot to go through
Anyone have a cheat engine table for this?
>>681385369>Having to cheat on a kids game
>>681294780The gameplay seems right up my alley, but the game's aesthetics are filtering me. Monkeys as towers and balloons as enemies seems kind of lame.
It's cheap, but is it fun?
>>681385369I know there used to be one, easily findableBut the dude also took a long time to update with every patchAlso you'll most likely get caught, they don't ban your account so you can still play but you won't be able to participate in online shit like coop or contested territoryIf you use the towers you'll level them up eventually, it does not take that long.
>>681386915nevermind it got abandoned a long time ago lol
>>681386309Not at all, I HATE bloons
>>681386309Don't do it, worst mistake of my life
>>681376826Literally nothing, one of the special things about bloons is how it only gets better and better, I can't think of a single update that made the game objectively worse
>>681326087Man, I thought I was the only one to use kylierang on chimps. I don't see too many others use it.
>>681392326I don't like using it because you usually want to spam a bunch of them to really stall the moabs but it is a fantastic tower
What went wrong?
>>681392326They get used a lot in expert CHIMPS as cheap stallers, looks very goofy and impractical but it's meta somehow
>>681392965Cute monke but boring gimmick
>>681392965Platform too large, levels too slow, doesn't provide anything interesting and her level 20 is a complete dud (might be worthwhile if she leveled faster), minor micro aspects are annoying and pointlessI want to love tomboy monke but she's awful.
>>681392965Just kinda useless and underwhelming gameplay-wise, also not enough porn of her
>>681392965>this pic in OP>thread will get deletedWe do bloons threads differently here.
>>681394906What did he mean by this?
>>681394906??????
>>681392965I wonder what they'll choose for her skins
Sauda
>>681397415Hot dog stand employee with ketchup and mustard guns
>>681364438>if you find a SINGLE PIXEL that can house a spactory i will post a video of me biting through my own tongue
>>681364438>>681399689It only gets better
>>681400707I managed to fit a Heli pilot lmao
>>681401678You can fit fucking supers too, I'm in the middle of a game so I can't check but could you see if Churchill fits there?
>>681401786I'm in the middle of a game as well, I'll check later
>>681401912Doing CHIMPS too?
>>681401956of course, I'll post a pic after I'm done
>>681402114Good luck fren, I'm gonna make good use of the absurd track length and try out something ridiculous
>>681400707>>681401678>using pixel cheats to cheese purgatorythat's why you're in purgatory in the first place. you (or your monkeys) will never reach heaven. Monkey God himself will keep the pearly gates closed
>>681402267I will grab the Monkey God by his arms and pull him down to me, I am unstoppable I'll beat it without cheesing the placements later, donchu' worry
>>681401786
>>681402616Look at this dudeThanks anon
>>681374970I think she's adorable
>sniper start dies to round 9this is bullshit
>>681403479That's on you, my sniper start did just fine, try placing it better
Oh no this shit is highly addictive oh no why is the sound of ballons popping so satisfying fuuuuckDo I need to make an account in whatsitsname company to get access to all the features of the game? Kind of lame
>>681402267gg no re
>>681403654Pathetic>>681364438I expect the video of you biting through your tongue soon A drawing works just fine too
I was going to use the bugged space too but I just got an idea and if it works it will be without global towers and without the unintended spot.
Reee give us some fucking mouseover bubbles or literally ANYTHING ingame that explains what the gorillion different icons/badges/stickers/whatever do.It took me for fucking ever to realize what the pulsing purple pisscord looking icon on your monkeys mean, because I had no reason to open the upgrade screen again after buying the last upgrade.And that's just one out of a gorillion unexplained things.inb4>b-but wiki-Fuck you. If your game requires me to keep a wiki open at all times, it's badly designed.Also fuck (You), anon, specifically. Why didn't you tell me about the bonus monke money in magic monke? I didn't notice it until I was 55 because I thought skilling Heroes and Support first was the go-to option.i got the game 2 days ago
>>681404375>over 10 minutes since then and only round 18this is going to take forever
>>681405270That's why you use global towers so it goes faster and kills the rounds as they spawn
>>681405416I'm not a bitch though
>>681405478Good luck on any wave that has a ZOMG in it because it's going to take 5 minutes to reach you
DOES BMA REQUIRE LINE OF SIGHT TO TRANSFORM MOABS????
>>681406153Yes
>>681406176Noooo my epic strat
>>681406254I actually don't know test it outTechnically the alchemist sees over walls by default
>>681406346It fucking doesn'tWe're so BACK
>>681406462To add on, the MOABs don't even need to be in its range for it to transform them. It might actually be one of the best towers for purgatory
>>681405634He could use ezili to instakill blimps unless he hates global skills as well>>681406153It doesn't, but you'll have to wait for all the red bloons to make their way across the track
>>681406639>wait for all the red bloons to make their way across the track>
>>681406748>global towersI thought you weren't a bitch
>>681406639I am using Ezili, didn't even think about Hex when I chose her but that should help. I'm not seeing her as a global tower but to each their own.Will even try to not put cash into her for her level 20 BAD first but will do it if I have to.
>>681406153>global towerancestors frown upon you
>>681406949>>681407003Alright alright, does glue storm count as a global tower then? If you say yes then Ezili should count too
>>681407358It's a non global tower with a global ability, both adora and glue storm. Play as you see fit.
>>681407571>adoraezili
>>681407571>>681407637Technically correct because Ball of Light
>>681403867>>681399689ok in my defense i took that spot out and put in a literal fucking ice spike that filled the whole spot, how in the fuck was i supposed to know the ice hitboxes were coded by fucking chimpanzees? i FILLED the ENTIRE spot with an OBSTACLE, i didn't even bother to check it, why should i have?
I'm sure there's someone here who's crazy enough to beat the map with no global range stuff whatsoever
>>681407856I'm going to try doing it without using moab hex just for the lols, come back in 2 years by the time I reach round 100 to see if I can. My setup should be finished slightly before round 80.
>>681407358It's up to you, you're imposing the challenge on yourself.I'd say there's two categories of global towers>attack globalAttack global is something like Spirit of the Forest. Both the grabbing and track vines are global range>ability globalThis would be spike storm (carpet is attack global), moab eliminator, any hero with a global ability, middle path buccaneer, middle path sub (preemptive is attack global), that sort of thing. Normally it doesn't attack global but the ability does. Glue storm hits Bloons before they reach the right side so it's a global tower, not that it's that useful as one unless you have another global tower abusing it to attack across the whole track.Whether you consider ability global to be cheating is up to you but to me it feels like it is. If the point is to not have anything global, you shouldn't be dealing any damage to the bloons at all until they reach the right side
>>681407816>i didn't even bother to check it, why should i have?You tell meStand proud, anon, you did a good job. I'll finish the map without the cheese spot, like it was always intended.
>>681408539I was thinking I could easily prove I didn't use the moab hex ability on the clear screen assuming this clears, I don't even know if it will but I hope it does, but I have actually used heartstopper so it won't say 0 used abilities.I don't care though, I'll try without and if it doesn't work I'll use her and say so.
deflation is boring
does this count
>>681410197It does desuWhat about purples though
>>681410197A dartling is global by default, just like pretty much every military tower except for the water ones which can't be placed in this map.
>>681410297Ezili's heartstopper could work, I'm too lazy to play another chimps game>>681410352yeah but you can't aim because the walls block all other directions
>>681409572You try beating Purgatory 3™ with no global range towers and tell me that deflation is boring
>>681412308BFBs are already making me want to stop this shit and those aren't the slowest bloons out there
>>681412308I did purgatory chimps 2 with beast masters last night and it took 6 hours
>>681412379I honestly gave up on round 25 and restarted this shit with Psi, my ancestors can weep all they want I'm not waiting 10 minutes for one round>>681412473Pics or it didn't happen
>>681412379>>681412631And now you see why we do global towersNow do it on CHIMPS
>>681412713But I am doing it on CHIMPS, I actually already did it on CHIMPS earlier, with a flying fortress of all things
Since I'm not the first one to come up with the idea I'll just post what I was thinking to get this The Legit Way™This is CHIMPS4 bottom path beast handlers + Ezili. Despite knowing that the condors can easily deal with this I am not going to use MOAB hex unless I die without it.
>>681412631>Pics or it didn't happenhere's a screenshot I took last night
>>681413032Oh that explains it, I was wondering why it said there was only 1 victor earlier if there were 2 people who had done but it was just you both times lolgood one
>>681413032what was the full time played for this?
>>681413676its was something like 6 hoursdon't remember the exact time, because I was exhausted and just wanted to go to sleep
>>681413848Damn ggI thought it would take like 2-3, I'm in for the long ride then
>>681305289BenJAMMIN and Glue Gunner
>>681413998the later rounds take a very, very long timeas it turns out, bfbs aren't actually much faster than zomgs, a fact which you will become painfully aware of soon
>>681413442I did the first win, this is a different anon who beat it. I don't know when he did but must have been after mine
>>681414389But there was only 1 victor earlier >>681403654This anon was the second win>>681403867And I was the thirdAnd some rando guy is the fourth current winWhat the fuck?
>>681414543Didn't you make more than one version of the map?For example I'm currently playing on >>681364438 but maybe not everyone did on that very specific version. I don't know.
>>681414543Maybe he didn't win, I dunno. But I only did one winning run >>681373726
>>681414543Wait a minute>>681413032Isn't purgatory 3, it's purgatory 2But purgatory 2 still only has one victor Which is me btw ???
-100% chance200% HOPE
>>681416116It fucking worked
>>681403623I just hooked up my steam account.
>>681416290Honestly surprised because the range on the sniper is shit, or at least I couldn't manage to give it good range earlier when I tried that spot.And that path has shit single target damage, the glue must have carried there.
>>681417391The glue did indeed carry, 250 glue carried even harder but unfortunately I had to get a middle path bomb, theoretically speaking you should be able to saveup to BMA with just that but I can't be bothered for now
>>681414728>But purgatory 2 still only has one victor Which is me btwI just checked, and it definitely has my victory on there. Maybe there's some sort of weird desyncing with the stats or something?
>>681417863That's really weird, it only had my victory earlier but now yours shows up too You're szv right?
>>681418063yeah, that's methere's probably just some sort of server-side weirdness responsible for this
>>681392965>no dmg>shit abilieties>pad>forced to micro
>>681418862the way she works when using her ability should really just be how she works all the time honestlythe weapon switching and moving around is neat, but not very useful
>>681416116Alright fuck this strat, it 100% works but it takes so long to kill the MOABsI'll try beating the map in other difficulties for now, I wish I could do a boss event in this nightmare but NK sucks
>>681420239>boss event in this nightmareFairly sure global towers would be absolutely required just because of the 20 round limit. Assuming it's possible I wouldn't be surprised if tier 1 was the hardest.
>>681420239>but it takes so long to kill the MOABsthat is the point of the map, no?
>>681420430Tier 1 should be pretty easy since MOAB elim's ability has full map range, the hardest part would be the farming imo, but if you include the cheese spot you could just chinook farm in there and maybe bring in Benjamin
>>681420641It's not because the map is long, it's because you have to either wait for 250 glueto slowly kill all the moabs with the corrosive damage or for 050 bomb's cooldown ability to recharge, I was planning on buying a BMA to deal with MOABs but that'd take up a fucking lifetime
>>681421008really sounds like purgatory then, just waiting an eternity for things to get better and they never will
>>681421008if you have spirit of the forest the thorns kill all the blimps and also wizard lord phoenix can pop shit. plenty of options to speed it upmy chimps run took probably in the 30-40 minute ballpark just using global towers
>>681420239Alright deflation is very much possible in this mapI am going to attempt Half-Cash now, pray for me bros
>>681421503I know, but that defeats the whole point, I was trying to beat the map with the most unconventional and convoluted setup possible
Since this takes so long I wanted to measure how much shit takes to reach my towers.A BFB needs 5 minutes and 31 seconds before it can be attacked.A ZOMG/BAD takes 7:40
>>681422108How long does it take to kill one of them? You're using beast handlers right?
>>681423192No time compared to how much they take to get in range of the big bird.
>>681352407this is a custom map? can you add the stopwatch timer that on that running track map?
>>681354345easiest sources of trophies are odysseys, boss events and boss rushes
>>681305289benbanana farm
>>681305289>heroSauda or Brickell>monkebeast handler
>>681318676We need a monk monke>psino
I imagine this is a bug because I don't understand why this happens, but Ezili at this range can only hit the latest bloon in the line. If she can hit the last one why can't she hit the others?Half of them are affected because of splash but she only attacked once.
Do I have to worry about bringing my teammates down if I do co-op or team events?
>>681427779No, you shouldn't worry.If playing coop the only thing I would suggest is to at least listen if another player is asking for money, or at the very least not completely ignore everyone else because then it turns into half/third/quarter cash.
Can confirm that purgatory half-cash is possible and even worse than CHIMPS>>681364438Thank you for making this map, it's been so much fun playing it alongside other anons and discussing strategies for it.
>>681305289>HeroGwen, Brickell, or Adora>MonkeDruid or Beast Handler,
Did it. CHIMPS, no unintended spots and no global towers.The 5 abilities are 5 heartstoppers I used early into the game because ther smaller bird has shit damage and when there's 1 regrow left it can stall infinitely. Used them for convenience instead of moving the bird near Ezili, if you count this as global you can suck my nuts. Will see how far can this make it now using Hex
>>681429489Congrats man, how many hours did it take?
>>681429860started here >>681404375 so around 4 and a half
>>681392965did anything go wrong? her house is kind of big i guess.
>>681392965Not nearly enough flight range and the pad is enormous. Just get a heli pilot instead.
It's fun and I got addicted for 2 days but then got bored because after a few hours of play you've seen all the game has to offer and then all you can do is repeat the same shit over and over
>>681424401It is, I didn't make the map tho, and the stopwatch hasn't been added to the map editor yet iirc
>>681433429>after a few hours of play you've seen all the game has to offerlollmao, even
>>681433571I made it to round 80 idiot that's the end
>>681433675Nuh uh, if you didn't pop the fortified BAD you didn't beat the map
>>681433675>he hasn't beaten a boss>or an oddessy>or done any coop>or races>or hard maps>or even SEEN a bad or ddtpathetic and embarrassing
>>681434023what the FUCK is a ddt
>>681434106just a little something for the big boys to handle, you need a little more experience than you have to take them
>>681433675lol
>>681434106Oh man, if you don't know what a DDT is you're going to have fun.
>>681434023all that can be condensed in doing the same shit you've been doing for hours but with different colored bloons
>>681434917you can condense a lot of games down if you want to be pedantic>you're just shooting guys in different outfits in this fps>you're just jumping on different colored platforms in this platformer>you're just using the same units on different maps in this rts>you're just using the same cards over and over in this card gamefuck you, if you don't like it stop playing
>>681434917>he doesn't know
>>681434106>He genuinely doesn't knowlol, just wait until you finally see the E.L.I.T.E for the first time
>>681364438Does anyone know if dart paragon is tall enough to get line of sight?
>>681436632>Elite Bloonarius icon still in the health barNice try but that isn't realR-right?
>>681437079It's real.It's been in the game since BTD5https://youtu.be/-TEJFaJo_ps
>>681436794I think dart paragon ignores line of sight if I recall correctly but I might be wrong
Does special poperations or IMF loan make more money? Assuming I have Benjamin and proper depositing, and also that I plan on upgrading the IMF into monkeynomics later
>>681439190no way, otherwise his shots wouldn't bounce, right?
>>681440114okay yeah he doesn't
Befriend pink when?
>>681440568Blasphemy
>>681440568well, we haven't *been* pink yet, so who knows
>>681440568when they bend over and show me their tight monkussy for me to pop
>>681440062The loan itself gives you 0 net money, what you get from the ability you pay in the future with money earned. But it allows you to buy more farming stuff.I would get the IMF loan first, then use the loan to afford the T4 helicopter and then use a second loan to afford the T5 helicopter.
>>681440664We have actually, in the very first CT we ever played
>>681440837huh, i don't recall that. was this a-team?
>>681440906Yup, A-team, this was like 4 months ago I think. We joined halfway through the event so we had to play against casual players.I don't have many screenies of it unfortunately, but here's one of team purple after I captured all of their tiles, I believe they were called BenjaminIsDaddy
>>681441157oh wait, i think i remember this, i remember thinking it was gay and lame we were the pink team, but now that we have cheerleaders i just want to see them in pink
>>681440703I see, the situation I'm in is that I'm farming for a dart paragon in Purgatory 3™, defense doesn't matter because I've got SotF so I need to know what makes more money between monkeynomics and poperations
>>681441491you can fit a farm on purgatory 3? jesus, there must have a been a big space open, farms are enormous
>>681441491Since you can only place one or the other, I believe nomics will give you more money in the long run.
>>681441627I think you can fit literally anything in the unintended cheese spot, I'll try getting a True Sun God in there later
>>681441793oh yeah tough guy? get a boat paragon in there
>>681441879i mean, you might be able to put in a pool if a farm will fit
>>681441925I forgot powers were a thing fug
>>681442006buuuuut, i believe you can really only fit two boats in a pool at a time
>>681441879>>681441925I don't think the pool fits there :(I would've absolutely gotten a boat paragon if I could
where the FUCK is the mermonkey?
>>681443312i've got a massive fishtank i've been keeping her in, you're not allowed to see her, she's mine. AMAZING set of tits on her.it was a fucking nightmare getting her out of nk HQ and across country borders, especially overseas.
>>681443464post the receipt for the fishtank with a timestamp or you are a dirty liar and bloon sympathizer
>>681443312After this boss event ends, trust
>>681443698no, i've had to fend off nk hit squads for two days now, i know a honeypot when i see it. i am KEEPING her you son of a monkey bitch
>>681443817>confirmed dirty liar and bloon sympathizermay you forever be forced to play on half cash
>>681426704I've had this happen before on other maps too. I can only assume it's some floating point imprecision or some wack ass clock cycle function ordering mishap
>>681443942>forced to play half cashokay anon that was going too far
>>681443464mermonkey is a dude, you queeryou've been jacking off to moobs
>>681443942>half cashThat is too light a punishment, make this man play purgatory 6 with only beast handlers
>>681444191my man you are not seeing what i am seeing here
>>681444191>mermonkey is a dudeEven better
>>681444205At least those can beat the map
>>681444205>purgatory 6I meant purgatory 3 but fuck it, send this man to the future so he can play the even worse version
Suck on my FUCKING DICK you CUNT of mapIf you guys have anything you wanna try out in the map then now is the time, I have lots of money to spend
>>681444803interesting you can buy him, can he actually hit anything? would it be better to put him in the spot below that one?
>>681444803If the dartling had a spot where it could shoot out of there then I think this should shoot too
>>681444881>>681445396He can't hit anything unfortunately, I'll try out the spot at the very bottom now.As for the dartling, it can't see anything, the only reason it can attack is because you manually control and the laser can fit through the hitboxes, since bloons is a fully 3d game and all that. Ray of Doom can hit pretty much everything because its laser is located way above in the 3d model.
>>681445898Bottom spot does work, unfortunately the area he can see is really small
>>681305289>heroEtienne because I can't be fucked to buy camo>monkeWizard, because 0-2-4 is a guaranteed midgame
>>681435145>you're just shooting guys in different outfits in this fpsin all action games you work to improve your aiming and movement, can't compare it to a game like bloons where once a scenario is solved all you can do is repeat the process of placing the same units on the same spots>you're just jumping on different colored platforms in this platformersame as above, just compare the gameplay from a new player to a speedrunner playing the fist level of a game, it's going to be completely different, meanwhile the difference in a new bloons player and someone experienced is going to be very disappointing>you're just using the same units on different maps in this rtsyeah, that's why it's a dead genre, it was fun for a while but these games got repetitive and boring so everyone stopped playing them>you're just using the same cards over and over in this card gameall tcgs are constantly evolving, and poker has several different ways to play with completely different gameplaybloons gameplay is basically pic related, most of the "variety" in maps is that some levels have metal or camo balloons, and the solution is simply adding the same counters to that shit over and over
>>681447153then don't play it, who gives a shitwe're all having fun and i've gotten over 600 hours of enjoyment so far
>>681447313then don't reply, who gives a shit
>>681447719
>>681447153post your black borders
>>681447153You've only played the babymode shit and now you think you know everything about the game.Look up race event first place videos on youtube, look up 2TC videos on youtube, look up expert map CHIMPS videos, there's a massive skill ceiling that you're just too retarded to see.
>>681448014literally the same "strategies" as early baby stages but with more shit on the screen at once
>>681448150post black borders
>>681448150Ngmi...
>>681448150look at this dude holy shit
Glue brickell sexo
>>681294780No. I love Tower Defense, but I hate that this cheap mobile tier slop has somehow become the most popular TD game in the fucking world. If that's not proof the genre is dead, I'm not sure what is
The fuck am I supposed to do with all of these now?
>>681449317well what's your favorite tower defense game then?
>>681449317It's the most popular cause it's the best, nuff said
>>681449419well, i think the funni monkes and pure nostalgia might have a small part
>>681449317Boo hoo hoo
By the way, if the other anon is here, do you wanna do the Elite boss now or tomorrow after tickets refresh?
>>681449331fund a monke, of course. the ct monkes are expensive little escorts, they need funding from the whole team
>>681452279I know, but which one? It was an easy choice back when we had to choose between the cozy monkey and the cake baker, but now I just don't know who to pump all my trophies into
>>681305289Ezili and Engineer Monkey.
>>681452901it's a tough choice, our efforts are spread kind of wide. i think pirate has the most points towards him but my vote is on the pool float monke, he can go in the water
>>681449331Don't make the same mistake I did of accidentally dumping them on the wrong item. I wanted to help fund B team's kraken but accidentally dumped like 9 k on something else I don't even remember
how do some of you tismo's play this shit for 300+ hours? even some of my irl friends have hours in the hundreds in this shit. is it just a 2nd monitor game while you watch netflix or some shit?how's the mobile version?
>>681453061I guess I'll support the pool float cause too, he is pretty cute
>>681453531YES I LOVE POOL FLOAT MONKIE
>tfw I bumped up pool float monkey and king monkey up to the top when they were totally irrelevant by throwing all my trophies at both of them, and now everybody else is funding them now that they're up there.
>>681454771>tfw solo funded pirate monkeyI will sail the 7 seas mark my words
>>681454910i will sail his ass and blast him with my cannon and treasure his booty
Sunken Columns Impop: MEVADS
>>681455006Based, CT sluts owe us sex
>>681454771Based, pool float is underrated
>>681455117Wait what’s the split on this map?
>>681453123Speaking of which I think B team should fund the junker tower so we can get rid of the dumb default tower.
>>681455569a-team is funding the lighthouse (kinda) but i always liked the junker tower more
>>681455569>>681455602You guys are sleeping on the wizard tower, it's the prettiest one imo
>>681455691all the dojos had that, and i cannot abide such flagrant and smug displays of wealth, and also fuck those arrogant assholes
why cant the wizard monkies print money?
Castle's Revenge Impop: METGABI've barely played this map.
>>681456452i think you're overestimating the limits of magic, they can just about shoot projectiles of various plasma and "reanimate" sentient rubber, whatever the fuck that truly means
>>681457669I'm not sure I remember ever playing this map
>>681456452That's already Benjamin's job
>>681458009Things that stand out to me is that it's two separate paths that are split up pretty well. There's a little gimmick at the back that blows back/slows bloons if activated, and you cant simply spawn camp the bloons at the start.
I am surprised tf artists never jumped on that monkey in the hazmat suit that sprays goo
>>681458440Team Fortress artists.......................
>>681458440uh, they did. they're in these threads and have been for years now
*POP!*
GG. I'm trying to pick event maps.Midnight Mansion Impop: MEXASH
>>681459814sounds good to me, going to go piss
>>681459943ok im back if you were waiting for me, though i dont mind waiting for a fourth either way
>>681459943>>681460326I usually wait around 5-10 minutes in case more people join, but yeah I was waiting until all three were here.
>>681453353The mobile version is outright the best current mobile game on the market right now
sorry p3 I think we had the same idea I was going bottom path wiz so I wanted you to get dragon breath instead of me
>>681460986Ah, I thought *you* were gonna get dragon's breath
gg
GG. Sorry about the AFK, had to help someone move something too heavy for them.Pat's Pond Impop: MEBMUY
I zoned out, mb.
we are not having a good time this map
>>681463824Pat's Pond is like a sleeper. Its harder than other maps in the category and you don't really notice it until you actually see it.
Another Brick Impop: MECUBFBouncing back from Pat's Stagnant Pond with this fantastic map.
gg that map was fucked
link to latest pirate version?
>>681464236not going to spoonfeed you retard
>>681464343honestly i'm not certain anyone in these threads pirated it
>>681464548well, it's really cheap ($1.39 right now), and a lot of anons here play specifically for the online stuff so pirating it would be silly
>>681464548Imagine pirating one of the few modern games actually worth paying for, that's downright shameful
collection events suck
>>681464738it's a phone game
This was fun for a while but I didn’t feel like fucking around to see which combinations work the best.
>>681297136Use the mortars. Build it first, give it fire rate and accuracy. It can single handedly cover both sides for a few rounds until you set up properly, and won't take any primo spots to do so, just remember to change it's target each round. I also reccomend a MOAB missile launcher with the active ability, since amassing enough concentrated fire to bring one down can be tricky otherwise.
>>681464548It's dirt cheap, there's basically no reason to pirate it.You can probably get it for "free" if you sell some steam cards if you're adamant about it, tbdesu
is rosa stupid?
>>681465553I screw around for most of these games anyway. Playing the maps in a fun way is the best way when possible in my opinion.
>>681466578She's not exactly intj
>>681468087But you didn't anticipate the flavor of the unlisted cum added lovingly to the mixYou're missing out
i swear i've seen a screenshot of adora on adora's temple standing in the center where the bloons travelwas it fake or can you put her there somehow?
>>681469593>he doesnt know
>>681469906
>>681470058there's a convoluted glitch you can do with a x5x heli, a x4x heli, and a x5x alch that allows you to redeploy towers anywhere you wantalternatively you could just use cheat engine
>>681470058You had to be there
>>681322389Banana
>beast handler's bird can move bloons down the track or to different lanesI am about to be an asshole online.
