The Fun Starts Soon EditionSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Now: Pre-Show CringeNext: Yoshi’s StoryLater: Minecraft Dungeons
>>681301515
>>681301515GRIMACE IS BACK
NO HAND
oh good he regrew one of his arms
I would really prefer if you wouldn't make new threads early
Do you think Sent's saliva will still be on that mug when the winner gets it?
Remember, never goon
>failed to kick cancer's ass>lose your limbshe's speedrunning life
(You) me when they start speedrunning
migged
mig
MIGGER
She was only page 7, you sick fuck!
LOOK AT THAT CROWD WE'RE BACK BAYBEE
AYO WHERE'S THIS NIGGA'S ARM? BEETUS?
oh fuck they actually cut his goddamn arm off since the last gdq
>>681301596Love this artist
I'm stumped
1ST FOR UNBEARABLE HUMAN MISERY
Migged unarmed.
>WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTSWARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTS>WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTSWARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTS>WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTSWARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTS
Am I crazy or are they already 20 minutes behind schedule?
This is one tough golem
>>681301515>didn't post the link to streamcome on op
>>681301678An example had to be made.
>>681301678QRD?
>>681301643Green screen. Prerecorded.
>>681301643>less people wearing masks than last yearWE WON
>>681301695>>681301678>>681301643>>681301620wtf is that the mcnuggies guy? He lost an arm?
>>681301729jej
>>681301620What? Did he have hand cancer?
Is coolmatty fucking dying? I thought he was able to stand last time.
There hasn't been a single woman on screen who I can't jerk off to and cum in seconds.Your turn, /v/
Gotta love SGDQ, no matter how retarded it gets. Seeing a bunch of people gather together to support a good cause while showcasing their love for autistic gaming stuff is never going to blackpill me.
>>681301614r o u g hough
>>681301713don't worry we'll cut off one of the better runs later on to make up for it
>>681301515I love Roru-chan!
All waifu posters are creeps. literally just get on a dating app as there are way cuter girls there.
GET THIS GRIMACE FREAK OFF THE SCREEN MY CHILDREN ARE WATCHING THIS!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT DONATING ANOTHER DOLLAR UNTIL THIS MONSTER IS REMOVED
>>681301786no the treatment just cost him an arm and leg
Trans rights won thobeit
don't forget to stay comfy!
>palestineshitLET'S GOOO
HELL YEAH GAZA NOW THAT'S TOPICAL
Is this what happen when you goon everyday?
>>681301780I heard he froze his arm and had to have it cut off because it made him horny. But then again I read this in those threads so it might be bullshit.
>>681301830just do your duty, anon
Did he lose all his fingers in the other hand too? Holy fuck that sucks
>naming the jew at gdqwhat the fuck lmao
Thread rules: Stay HydratedWear your maskSocial distanceStand up and stretchCheck in on yourselfTake your medsLGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives Clear?
How he lose his limbs?
>>681301620He got sepsis
>>681301805it's all in good fun
>>681301830>as there are way cuter girls thereThat's not true at all
atwentysomethingloser's aromatic, potable pee
>No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dilate.
That time of year again. I have €7.000 to donate this event, figuring at least €1.000 per day. Taking suggestions for comments
>>681301830What if my waifu is animeboy?
why's he keep pointing at us
>>681301920MODS MODS MODS
>>681301858I thought politics weren't allowed
>>681301753>>681301754>>681301780i forget what he had but his hand was just fucked and bandaged but was still there last time
>>681301920She's trans, chuddie.
>>681301796Define "woman"
>21 minutes an 20 seconds late
>>681301896unironically sepsis from a bad wound he ignored.Take care of yourself
IT'S FUCKING YOSHI TIME
>>681301915KEK
>>681300772what? is coolmatty being turned into one of those helpless fuckdolls I've heard about from the darkweb?
Wasn't Scent gonna retire? I remember him grooming a female replacement for him
>>681301915LOL
>1 hour 45 minute run to start the event withNICE "SPEED"RUN
>>681301929
RATE THAT PRESHOW
>lift for one year>about the equivalent of dansalvato's bodyam I gmi?
>>681301915
fucking FINALLY
LETS START THE GAMES DONE QUICK MARATHON... WITH A 2 HOUR SNOOZE FESTfucking wild
>>681301954That shit sucks. Hope that wasn't his dominant hand
>>681301991C
>2 hour 100% Yoshi's Island for the first run
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>681301991B.Better than skits
Fuck this guy for creating this ironic weebs garbage doki doki cringe trash
>>681301991This makes in an SSS >>681301915
>>681302023>2 hours of Yoshi's StoryHoly FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>681301991F
>>681301991F saved from Z by Kungfu being cute
>>681301954poor feller
>>681301993If you get any bigger you'll start attracting men.
>>681301915KEK>>681301991ZZZ
I had no idea Yoshi Story had anything more than running through half the level and getting kicked out as soon as you got enough fruit
FRIENDLY REMINDER TO DRINK PLENTY OF WATER!
DDLC has to be the worst VN I've ever read. Like, it's a typical dating sim... but IT'S ALL FUCKED UP AND DARK ACTUALLY!!!!How the FUCK did that garbage get popular?
>>681302052How can you hate Yoshi
>>681301948There's a difference between being or Hamas and pro Palestine. Giving water to war refugees isn't that political.
what the fuck is going on with the camera?
HERE COMES THE OVER TIME
MELONS?
>totaka song easter egg playedneat
>if I miss a melon im just gonna keep running100% my ass
Finally the fun can actually begin.
My favorite time of the year, the biseasonal money laundering operation that is Games Done Quick.
>>681301991D
WHY THE FUCK IS THE CAMERA STILL SHAKINGIS IT AN ARTISTIC CHOICE
>>681301991D for didn't care for it
>11 yearsdamn
>>681302052YOSHI'S STORY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
>Continuing the run even if the run is invalidBAN HIM
>>681301805>flooding Europe with african savages>good cause
>>681301991D, not as cringe as their usual skits. Still bad (AND OVERTIME).
GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT FAGGOT
What the fuck? Why does it count as an all melon run if you're just going to keep going if you miss one, bs
He's collecting...WHAT again?Say it.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT START THE RUNS!Do the speech after ffs
>>681302083The sad part is her face is not THAT bad, if she wasn't 300 pounds and dressed like a 40 year old man she would even be decent looking.
>>681302110shoutouts to the tech crew
sounds like gonna cry
is the moving camera a run specific thing? i might not watch this shit otherwise what the fuck is that
>2 hour fake invalid run
>>681302091HOW CAN I WATCH THE EVENT IF I KEEP HAVING TO PEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>681302156Probably a fatty walking by
IT BEGINS!
>>681302126I'm afraid i need you to leave the stream
DDLC is gay but Dan seems based
>yoshi speedrunner that criesyeah this guy's a virgin
FUCKING START AAAAAAAAAH
>If I mess up the run will be invalid. But we will just keep going.Brah...
START IT ALREADY
>no politics allowed>constant pro-palestine / anti-israel spam in chatHMMMM
>>681302083Didn't he lose both hands? What's going on
>>681302193ORBS
Lets start Games done Quick with a TWO HOUR run of Yoshi's Story, with the most weak souless runner with no personality.HOW DO THEY FUCK UP EVERY FUCKING YEAR
the goddamn focus of the shot is just the guys crotch
>the developer of Doki Doki Lit Club speed runs Yoshi's ToryWhat an odd choice of a game to run
>11 fucking years of playing 1 game over and overfucking DISMAL existance
where's my wife?give me my wife
This is unironically an insane run, I watch him a lot on his channel. All melons is brutal. Don't be surprised if he does accidentally tongue a non-melon and invalidates the run.
ALMOST 2 HOUR SPEEDRUNFUCKKKKKK
>>681302242c-cute
>>681302083Foothand
>>681301515how bad is it this year? lots of far left faggotry?
where is she
>>681302224it functions as a water drinking device AND a toilet!
>>681302280There're people who love this game, you know
>>681302282>don't do squats>display your legs in publictakes balls
Yoshi is a gay nigger
Wow I never actually saw Yoshi's story, this looks like absolute shit.
>>681302232Harriet my love <3
>>681302174They did BLM one year. Probably won't into buying the founder another mansion. Either way, feeding displaced war refugees is probably the most decent cause they've raised money for.
>>681302232I love this rabbit booba
>>681302312spirited off as a sex slave
lotta people hate this game but i loved it.
WHY DON'T THIS DUDE STOP MOVING HIS LEGS, GET HIM TO A TOILET
Stop being mean with the runner, he's trying his best!
>>681302287Spoiler that shit
>>681302287
>>681302276Your third hand, bro? Don't you have one?
>5 hours until I can fap to splatoon
>>681301991KeyRLightbulb is read as "F"
did he say fucking?
>>681302310They already paraded out a wheelchair cripple. Take a fucking guess
>>681302312why did it have to be with the ugliest person I've ever seen
>>681302290yep yep, Yoshi's Story speedruns filter casuals
>>681301991kill me now
Do I have to listen to this faggot's voice for 2 HOURS???
My tollerance for humanity dwindles daily.
>>681302391>he doesnt know who carl isIts so new here.
>>681302391restless leg syndrome.. may develop something more serious later in life
>>681302452you are free to leave any time faggot
But where are we going?>>681302424>Kita the Pedophile Stay.
Man the smash rendition of this song sounda so much better. It being this slow is weird
>>681302452I'm not gay but I find shy faggy voices hot as fuck for some reason...
>>681302452Could be worse. Could be your voice
Looks like the Twitch chat is going to be even shittier than on previous editions
i really don't want to watch this run
is this the guy who made Doki Doki Literature Club?
>starting the run with a low energy autist and a 2 hour run of a game nobody cares about
>>681302532MODS MODS MODS
>female announcerpre-emptive Z ranking for me
>>681302532Homosexual
>>681301991DJust boring. It was still more bearable than the cringe shit they do in previous years
>My name's JPEG........
>>681302537yeah, last year was ukraine shit, this year is israel shit
>>681302369
>>681302310Always is. Less people tune in every year. They say they don't want to be political, but the only people still watching are ultra progressives
It's time to go fast again
>>681301515When will AI tech finally auto-mute dono readers?
>>681302424might be enough of a reason to stay up afterall
>>681301914pee poster noticed!
>>681302553yes
>>681302553yep. He only speedruns Yoshi's Story outside of developing shit.
>donation reading beginshere we fuckin go
....Brutal.
What are your favorite Yoshi colors? Mine is orange.
>>681302369Doctors without borders is a human trafficking ring
>>681302578God shut the fuck up I just like the runner's voice.
>>681302553yep
>>681302497>may develop something more serious later in lifeHYYYYYYPE!!
>>681302591wish she would JPEG me if you catch my meaning
>>681302646Red
>>681302591hey jpeg I'm tiff :)
>>681302646The black and white ones are cool
How do I watch GDQ and post on /v/ at the same time bros?
>>681302602If it makes you feel better, aid workers get merc'd by the Israelis from time to time.
Well now I just can't stop watching that jigglin thigh
>>681302659>liking manly voiceGay
>>681302635>>681302636>>681302662oh that's cool
>>681302710Don't you have two screens, lil bro?
>>681302659I sound just like that wanna frot?
>>681302710Have two monitors, poorfag.
>>681302719
>>681302710anon?
>>681302636I hope to obtain his power level one day
>>681302734There's nothing manly about this voice.
>>681302647Cool. How much for a fertile young woman?
>>681302710My current setup is gdq on the big screen and /v/ on my steam deck with a usb keyboard and mouse
>>681302287>>681302405>where's my wife? Deep in curry
>>681302769>phone cuck
>>681302710i'm just going 50/50 on one monitor and then vidya on the o ther
Can we get a supercut of the guy jiggling his leg in the back?
>>681302769are you an ant
>>681302710I'm watching on my TV and posting on my phone
>>681302830and proud of it!
>>681302762>>681302750>>681302710Laptop, phone and PS5 here, I'm set
Why did the GDQ schedulers deny this game for so many years? It's not god's gift to video gaming but it appeals to nintentoddlers and is better than a lot of the slop they accept.
Oh shit, that's carl sagan
Oh no stop it!
>Dan SalvatoThe DDLC guy? I hear he did work on project M, so it's not a surprised he'd be into something like speedrunning.
>>681302828God she is so fucking gross
>>681302791>Voice of a man is not manly????
>>681302853<3
This game looks so childish
>>681302880Great webm. Saved
>>681302601Sigh. Thank glob that /v/ exists. I'm going to hide the chat on the site permanently. I was expecting that they would go with cancer research again for the donations again.
I wish god just killed all women with Eve
>>681302612I miss the webcam events. Because of GDQ's terrible tech crew, you could get the live streams from the runners without the godawful dono readers. Plus plenty of hot mic moments where people don't know the cameras are rolling
>that donation readerCute or cringe?
>>681302710
>the melons are gone foreverSTOP REMINDING ME
>>681302901He sounds like a faggy wimp nerd
>>681302878good job anon, you're functionally literateproud of you
>>681302923most video games are my man, including ones i know you cherish from your childhood
>>681302710Have a personal computer?
>>681302947i kneel
>>681302936kys faggot
>>681302947score sam fucking goals
>>681302943
>>681302710livestreamer
>>681302710Twitch has a pop out player or you can use streamlink and set the player to always be on top. Bonus points for setting thread to bottom scroll and auto update in setting
>Yoshi sniffsOh no...
Butthurt brit. You wouldn't have warned me if I made fun of anyone else.
>>681303012my wife!
any funny kino happened
>>681302947>dive ball >gdqabsolutely disgusting
>>681302710https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/picture-in-picture-extens/hkgfoiooedgoejojocmhlaklaeopbecg
>>681301915Fucking hell lmao
>>681303012i can just smell the stink of cock and semen off her through the image
>>681302710wow that was hard lol
>>681302873They waited until the guy got famous for developing a meme game so they could market it and get more viewers
Buttery-smooth 60 FPS on the Nintendo 64™
When did you lose that childhood Nintendo magic and realize most of their games are mediocre?
>>681303048No cringe yet
>>681303012me with a wig
how come every time there's a yoshi speed run in these events it's either a faggot or an unintelligible spic running it
Man, Yoshi's Story level designs were amazing.
>>681303062>>681303012I'm in love...
>>681302947way too much semen slurping going on in this image. are you ok anon?
do you guys seriously know who this faggot is?
>>681303048The runner cried
>>681303051>chromecucks need an extension for thisFeels good to be a firefoxchad
Is this the ddlc developer?
>>681302947I'm not a fan of football, but it may be more interesting than this. I'm going to finish watching Ford V. Ferrari until this run is over.
>>681303078Anon, you might want to check the date DDLC released
>>681303062>>681303125She looks like Peter Parker in a wig, you incels are wild
I never beat this game as a kid
>>681302750>>681302762>>681302838Only trannies use two monitors
>>681303091Never because Yoshi's Story kicks ass what the fuck?
I'm just waiting for Ratchet and Clank.
>he's constantly tonguing
>>681303051>not using firefox's built in PiP
>>681303067>cutting /v/ off for GDQngmi
>>681303103yeah it's really underrated because it's easy sadly
What the FUCK was his problem?
>He/HimGDQ IS HEALING
>>681302193
>>681303209>not double clicking the video twice to get Edge's/Chromes PiP
What's the worst Yoshi game?
This game doesn't hold a candle to yoshi's island and it shouldn't even be comparedThis was a shit game and can be beat in a couple of hours
>>681303189>using a monitorYWNBAWmen use screen reader and TTS blaring through logotec speakers from 1998monitors are a crutch for transvestites
>>681303247no
Great first nap of SGDQ. this is a fucking snoozer. wake me when halo 2 is on
>>681303289touch and roll
>>681303289All of them
>>681303216Yeah but I like seeing the people in chat that say cringe shit + bans
>>681303051does this let you use pip in front of other windows? Can I watch gdq in the corner while playing tf2?
>>681303287>using Google™ Chrome
>>681303289The one with vuvuzela soundtrack
>>681303292average yoshi's story hating chimpanzeeyou're witnessing ludo right now, best not avert your eyes
>>681303289The one on the 3DS with the kazoos. I pirated it on my 3DS and couldn't even bother to beat the first level. It looks like shit, sounds like shit, and plays like shit. The movement feels like you're moving through quicksand the entire game
>>681303289idk but I liked the GBA one where you had to tilt it
>>681303369I'm not spike vageta
>>681302953why'd she kill ESA, bros?
here's a preemptive>didn't askto anyone who thinks we care that they're bored or don't like the run
>Our incentive>Please donate>Think about palestine!>MONEYI'm proud to have never donated a single cent to a streamer or event or """""charity""""""
>>681303289New Yoshi's Islandhttps://youtu.be/qTrj6pp1qpU?list=PL2XjmdkuVL-0RQ1Tbz0iwN7DtqhkXb3Uv
>>681303413Anon, let me tell you something about women.
>>681303413since she's a woman
>>681303303>not using a braille displayWhat is this, 2009?
>>681303012would give her my wood
>>681303413she didn't, orgs banning people from the server in a panic to stop spreading the fact they are incompetent did
>>681303325>one of the fastest paced most execution based runs>a snoozer
Is this the game where https://youtu.be/V32-vy7OnBU?si=xs3XftLpXaWue1gt&t=66 plays?Because this track kinda makes me wanna cry everytime I listen to it...
>>681303067How do you get the chat at the bottom?
>>681303289DS>>681303337blasphemy
I look forward to shitposting with you lads again this week
>>681303413its what women do
>mfw I live in the city that they host this>mfw over the weekend i saw a influx of trans people in the city
>>681303487>having handsyour parents will put your real name on your grave
>>681303468this song is great and you just got filteredthe game is bad, though
Any sniffas in chat?
>>681303434I'm not supporting a charity that's giving money to a terrorist organization
>>681303413She learned Metako was gay and her soul died that day
Awkward
>>681303413>why'd she kill ESA, bros?What happened?
>>681303545Yep. If there's one thing Yoshi games usually nail, it's the music.
>>681303579remember to be nice
>>681303579None of that's true, is it Carl
comfy SGDQ hoipe
>>681303579>lives in MinneapolisAnon... how do you avoid the muslims and blacks?
Is this the "eat asshole" Yoshi game?
https://files.catbox.moe/m7fnwt.mp3
>Dropping spiked ballsWeW....
>>681303579
>>681302923Wow dude a Yoshi for kids?! So weird
>>681303647Will I get a GF like this if I mew?
>>681303468reminder this is the song it's trying to emulate https://youtu.be/qLYz9ChSZnA?si=M8ExWWjYZx5IKNkb
>>681303619she got sad, called it a sickness, and quit, blaming it on other people
>>681303619She was assaulted multiple times in those events and was told to stay quiet
>please be quiet>couch starts talkingkek
>>681303547Split both screens halfwayThen press the theatre mode button on the bottom right of the streamIf you have 7TV, disable the gift shit at the top of the chat + pinned messages
Someone needs to drive a truck through the event and put an end to this grotesque spectacle once and for all (in a 100% legally justifiable self-defense scenario ONLY)
What color yoshi is the best?
>>681303736big if true
>>681303473something about women
>>681303647SEX
>>681301515You know I legit forgot it starts today. Let the cringe begin.
>>681303708just be confident senpai
>>681303662comfy! HIYOOOP!
>>681303594t. >>681301695
>>681303762the black one
pretty much sums it up
>>681303724KINOINO
>>681303762Purple followed by Red
Lame, I'm refunding my copy of DDLC. Let me go find the receipt.
>>681303619>he doesn't know by now https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vk
11 years he's practiced this...
>>681303647charming/10
How come the piranah stage, the coolest stage in the game, as well as 75% of the game's stages, are completely missable?
Any cringe so far?
>commentator starts screeching right on his last attempt
>>681303736Maybe she shouldn't have been such a slut then.
>>681303813don't make fun of him, it's been really hard for me
>681303730>she got sad and called it a sicknessthis is false and you know it
>>681303787hoo wee those are some big Buffalo wing arms
CHOKE
>>681303759thanks
>>681303883muh replay valuemuh guide moneymuh schoolyard talk
>>681303736>assaultedhow?
... is that car alarm from the game???
praise rngesus
>>681302953>>681303413>>681303839mods, none of these are relevant to GDQ
choked harder than Sayori with her noose
>>681304007Fuck off, tranny.
>>681304007ITS DAE CULTCHA
>>681303839>All people should be able to be themselves and be safe.I like staring at boobas, it is a big part of myself
>>681303996uhh yeah man totally, let's focus on the run
Next year I'll just tell my AI assistant to mute out the announcer.The future is almost here.
is it almost over yet
>>681303839>“sometimes you just need to throw 4chan a bone.”She has big titties at a video game event, what is she expecting.
>>681303762Red, than black!Will the first game go over estimate? Starting off strong.
>>681303930nplet me know if that works
>Go through the entire game>But only getting one of like 6 different fruit types>If you accidentally get a single of the other fruit types, run is dead>Do this four times in a row>For 90+ minutesThis run seems painfully hard, can't imagine doing it to myself>>681303617So I have a chance?
this game is terriblewhat the fuck was miyamoto thinking
whcih runs to look forward to?
>>681304061Speedrunning is literally a white boy's club
>>681304061This is bait rightright
What's everyone playing while they watch?
>>681304083Uhmm...
>>681304061>>681304152I made a collage of that twitter thread
>>681303983People said things and existed at an determined radius that made her uncomfortable
>>681304061didn't everyone immediately clown on this retard?
>>681304065>>681303839>>681303413>>681302953if I cant post edobean without catching a 3 day, the jannies better be hopping on these
>>681304119love rabbit
>>681303762Green, always green, there's a reason it's his classic look
Can't wait for all the chart drama to start soon
>>6813039832 out of 4 were in her head1 time some guy smelled her hair1 time some drunk guy bragged about his wife's pussy to her
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
>>681304178Back to twitter with you
>>681303839WOMEN AREN'T SAFE>continues to dress like a whore
>>681304185doesn't matterowned the chuds
>>681303676keknoticed (you)
>>681304156Getting fucked by Radahn
Just tuned in, what's the troon counter so far?
>yeah this run will be invalid from the start just pretend it's not>yeah this trick is hard we're just going to skip it for the sake of time>yeah I've already lost enough time that this is going over estimate
That's it, I am NOT comfy. Time to play vidya.>>681304068Sell the tech for under $100 and I'll buy a copy.
>>681301786Anytime he was on stage at a previous event he was visibly overweight and had an awful looking hunchback. He probably ate himself into this predicament.>>681304061This is him btw back in 2017
>>681301515so uh whats the fun of doing that? maybe its because im a slow player that likes to enjoy the game i play to the fullest, but i just cant comprehend why an entire community would be formed around beating games as fast as possible even using glitches for achieving that, its just too cyberpunk of a concept for me to grasp lmao
>>681304235
>>681304083Not yet.
>>681304156luv' me sum futball simple as
>>681304246>1 time some guy smelled her hairshe probably hugged someone and he dared to breathe while embracing her
wow this is boring... I can't believe I was excited to watch this.
>>681304156osrs
>>681304308It's the first run of the event. Only troon has been Corvimae on the prize team
>>681303189I should really use MPVBut VLC just werks so I don't want to switch
>>681304235The other competing chart anon threw in the towel last thread >i'm too busy, here's the code
Does anyone have a link to the Japanese restream?
>>681304156beer
>ddlc reference >instantly awkward aura from the guykek I wonder if he's embarrassed of it
>>681303839>Sometimes you need to throw 4chan a boneFuck that's funny, I was simping out of boredom hard during her segements.
>>681304434Yeah
>>681304156>/v/>playing videogames
>>681304442>How much money did Doki Doki Literature Club Plus! make? We estimate that Doki Doki Literature Club Plus! made $11,703,786.71in gross revenue since its release. Out of this, the developer had an estimated net revenue of $3,452,617.08.Probably not.
>>681304434you will never be japanese
>>681304156I'm working while watching
>>681304442probably doesn't want to bring up the suicide game in the trans event
>>681304235Calebhart transitioned?
XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR
>>681304065a delicious melony treat!
ingerland is fucking losing bros
>>681304156I'm gonna play some Trepang2
>>681304156SMT:VV, having a blast.Idunn > Yoko > Mermaid >= Tao >= Rest
>>681304156>playing a game infested with bots and proto crypto fags mining hats
>>681304534No, he's still a dude and still banned from GDQ.
>>681304156getting my dalies in
>still another 1h 20 of this
>>681304578that sounds trapangular
>>681304568Nice moves, dude.
Not to sound like a zoomer who shits themselves over le heckin mario 64 backrooms or whatever but Yoshi's Story has always felt weirdly unsettling to me, and I played this shit as a kid. Anyone else feel it?
>>681304576but this is a good thing
>>681304178>frame fatales is 90% dudeskek
Vidya Melons
>>681304156Nothing. Was messing with music generation, think I need to update my local cover stuff though because it's probably way out of date by now.
>>681304642It's just the shitty art style
Uhhmm, you people watch this in the year of 2024? You even know some of their names...? Uhhmm..
>>681304683MODS MODS MODS
>>681304534kek
>>681304156Nothing. I'm watching this raw, praying for death.
>>681304156hoontin
>>681304352FASTER
I really like this specific style of prerendered sprites from this era of the N64, like this and Mischief Makers.
>>681304709tbf this speedrunner is literally the guy that made Doki Doki Literature Club
>they have to play the game 4 (FOUR) times
>>681304205sorry but boobs are kino
You will need the classic controller.
>>681304795based GU hunterbro, need to get back to my playthrough at some point
Man this dude really has no personality, boring
>>681304597>this gameplayYou gacha tards have brain problem
>>681304795Based
>>681304178>angry about ludwig "othering" non-white male speedrunners>literally has events for blacks only and "women"ludwig is a faggot but holy shit matt is on another level
>>681301553I need this from rubie so bad
Is minecraft dungeons any good? Why would they start the event with such trash?Guess i'll be back for mega man 9...
>Hey GDQ! I'm loving this melon-in rich run! Good luck to all the runners!
>>681304476I miss pikamee so much man
>>681304843four playthroughs technically but every level only once iirc
>>681304886That's 4U
ROCK THOSE MELONS
>>681304795Why not World?
>>681304921it is
>>681304389halo 2 legendary speedrun is later tonight anon. dont fret it will get better.
>>681304683ROCK THOSE MELONS>>681304717back in the basement you subhuman.
almost 2 hours of this shit AND it fucking loops? jesus
>>681304886>GUIts 4U. I also need to get back to my GU save though.
>>681304904must be what talking to a /v/irgin is like
>>6813049644U is also based
>>681304795basado, I need to start another playthrough of gu at some point soon
now I know why this run was rejected for ten years straight jesus
>>681303839>I was talking to a volunteer and gave them a compliment about their partner’s outfit. To which their response was unsolicited, explicit descriptions of their partner’s body and other private details. It made me feel disgusted and I got myself out of the conversation as soon as possible.>I always make sure to wear boobtape and safety shorts to be certain I do not have any slip ups.
>>681304538based igor poster
>>681304921The answer is always moneyIt's so rare for a marathon to have a good start. I think the last time was BigJon with his megaman game at last year's ESA Summer
This is one of the absolute worst examples of "the game is only 10 minutes long so let's make everything about it as tedious as possible to shameless stretch the length."
>>681304441
>>681304642the guys coming in to steal yoshi away and the lava monster crept me the fuck out as a kid so i get it
>>681303839>>681304097>>681304468>>Sometimes you need to throw 4chan a boneWhat did the owners even mean by that?
What a retarded first game
>>681304994Yeah i'll watch it.
>>681305004Where'd you get your ISO/ROM from?The one in the /mhg/ pastebin didn't seem to work for me
>>681304969Lost all my emulator saves. Gotta back to where i was.
>>681301867That was some furfag who "accidentally" fell asleep with both hands in dry ice.As if that's fucking possible.
god I hate england with a passion
>>681304904He spent 11 years doing THIS, what do you expect?
this sucks, man
i missed the beginning, is the run invalid yet?
>>681304156Sekiro.
>>681305036her description gave me a boner
>>681305085did they not have any concise runs with good tricks to get people excited for the event?
Trails series 100% run when?
his voice is like white noiseI can't hear it but I can't concentrate on it
>>681305045>BigJonOne of the best, is he still not banned somehow?
>>681304969I am doing a CB run of world, just finished the rathian axe. The spike drops were kind to me.
>>681305101>not having a hacked 3DS in year of our lord 2013+11 It's joever
>>681304910i unironically play it for the story, it has better writing than most actual story focused games
>>681304156>playingim drinking root beer
>>681305079Clearly 4chan is the only place where any bad people are, so the only perverts who would wanna see her boobs would be here.
>>681305109scripted game
>>681305178From GDQ? I think shadowbanned at least.
>>681305178He's being held in a CIA black site off the coast of egypt
>>681305173*I can hear it
>>681305120it's just you
>>681304156I'm working out. Naked
>>681305079From all the context she gives us, she means we like seeing attractive women. Which we do, that's not a problem in context.I just don't like socially stunted autists being creepy and shooing them off.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MOOING SOUND
>>681305101Cant remember. Maybe thisrentry dot co/mhisos>our system thinks your post is spamfuck off
Of course /v/irgins don't understand the technical skill, precision and focus required for a game like Yoshi's Story all melons%. This is the quintessential definition of a good speedgame, his APM, accuracy in movement, and speed is most likely going to be the highest of the whole event, but its a boring game for you? Clearly none of you know anything about or even truly like speedrunning.
>>681305313MHMMM
>>681305262>n-no u
>They renamed awful block to silly blockFucking pussies.
WHERE'S THE NEW THREAD
>>681305049But it isn'tThe issue is they made you reach the ending by only playing 4 out of 16 levels for some reason, and you don't even need to play the levels completely, you can just grab 30 random fruits in the first room and zoom to the ending.It's more like "hey, we made a whole game but you only need to play 10 minutes of it to reach the ending"It's stupid
>>681304156watching SF6 at CEO right now on my TV with GDQ on another monitor>>681305360only page 5 right now be patient
that guy looks really uncomfortable kek
>>681305345it's not a rename, they are supposed to be different things.
>>681305360PAGE 5 YEARS OLD, YOU SICK FUCK
>>681305345can't use the heckin no no words y'all. hydrate folx! and let's kick cancer's butT!
>>681305345"A"GDQ = "A"wful Block"S"GDQ = "S"illy BlockPlease sit down newfag
>>681305343yeah
>>681305345um no negativity allowed here sweety
>>681304921>Is minecraft dungeons any good?Comfy diablo clone all the way down to the min max autism of uniques and enchants
>>681305323I'm enjoying it
>>681305437nerd
>>681304061Wait this is the weird shape fat guy? Fucking hell
>>681305323It's always the people who say actual speedgames like this are boring who then say "when's Halo 3" or some other boring ass FPS for le mature gamers.
>>681305481No one gives a shit.
>>681305435Would work if they actually still called it awful in winter, but they don't
>>681305454>Comfy diablo clone all the way down to the min max autism of uniques and enchantsOkay maybe i'll give it a shot then
>>681305101hshop
This is boring kiddie shit, when's Halo 3
y'all mfers see that england goal.hooooowiieeeeeeeeee some crazy shit
>>681305516i do
i swear i played this shit as a kid but none of it looks familiar
Anyone hearing a coin sound?
>>681304061>>681304178Coolmatt doesn't seem very cool
>>681305567this is a troll post right?I can't detect irony
they should've started with halo wtf
>>681305573>divegrasslmfao watch a real sport my guy
Isn't 35k for opening day low viewership?
>>681305435this, always been that way
>>681304852yeah, I know.
>>681305345awful is for agdq, silly if for sgdq
>>681305323I am more disgusted than impressed. Who would subject themselves to this?
so this is it, the last gdq thread
>gays into the lips
>>681305647Like watching men who pretend to be women play games really fast (mostly by cheating)?Okay lol.
>>681305648gdq has been dying for 8 years now
>>681305697socials on this girl?
>>681305513>>681305567kek
Yoshi games are so shit it's unreal
>>681305629He's a narcissist playing the altruist to attack something he sees as a threat. He is not cool. He is pitiful
>>681305598If you're like me you didn't realize that the hearts unlock more level options and only played the X-1 version of each chapter.
>>681305648beginning is often slow as a lot of people don't keep track of when this shit starts
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEVER HAVE MARIO FUCKING SUNSHINE??? I DON'T NEED TO SEE 10 MARIO WORLD RUNS
>>681305728try watching football :)
>>681305323It's incredibly impressive in all those aspects. I'm admittedly just not a fan of the cartoony vibe, despite having played it as a kid. Maybe it's just the GDQ atmosphere
>big donations from the yetee already
>YETEE PANIC BUTTON DAY 1
I'm not baking.
>>681305809>WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEVER HAVE MARIO FUCKING SUNSHINEAnon...
>slovakia so mindbroken by last minute goal they just let another inlmfao
>>681305728you should watch footie lad
>>681305697
hey fags, yetee here. Say my name more or I'm cutting off my wire transfers.
>>681305767woolly world was good
>>681304918>"the" various minorities >>681304178those are pretty weak replies, Matt's lib brain virtue signaling is funny though
>>681305820That's what I'm talking about?England is playing slovakia right now.
>>681305697Awkward kinda cute autistic girl is a "would" from me
Thread so fast no one will see me admit I want to fuck a yoshi (female)
>>681305920>femaleFAG
>>681305859wrong thread, /sp/-kun
>>681305760>>681305895>she
>>681305820thats socker
>>681305790yeah probably, i only ever rented it so it wasn't a game i knew inside and out. just thought i remembered it being more "actual" levels and less abstract platforming areas
be back in an hour
INGERLUND
>>681305885nah buddy that's divegrass/soccer/hurtkneewatch football
>>681305850what they don't run it. do you think I don't check before rageposting?
>>681305920>(female)
>>681305920(yoshi) male*
>>681305859Im still believing... fuck the english
>>681306003yo she(male)
>>681305920haha
>>681305980SMS is in almost every event
>>681305979>>681305979>>681305979Mig slowly
>>681305323people would rather see a shooter game where you just look at the ground and jump out of bounds to beat it in 3 minutes instead of something that actually requires skill but has a kiddie aesthetic
>>681306005it's british
>>681306005Lad, it's over for Slovakia.It's time to realise, IT'S COMING HOME
>>681304642no but I can see some aesthetic similarities in the plastic CG and lighting that seems to be popular in analogue zoomer horror
>>681306075too early
The Yoshifuckers are here. Abandon thread
>>681306085retard
>>681305760Some girl from last year's (irrc) Peggle run
>>681306073Unironically the last three events at least I checked out didn't have it. could be just unlucky I guess
>>681306146>now
THIS MAN IS BASED