SGDQ 2024 thread - Off to a shitty start editionStream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.caom/schedule/48Now: Yosh's StoryNext: Minecraft DungeonsLater: Speedrun Trick Showcase
My runs up next, Wish me Chuck!https://youtu.be/_sfhhynEd0Y
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>2 hours of Yoshi autismWHY
remember to report all divegrassfags
>>681306043how many years have you been doing this now...
CAM ON ENGURLAND
>boring kiddie shitwhere's halo 3
fuck matt merklefuck gdqfuck MSFand fuck trannies
>>681305979>3 laps of the same game over and over to start the showwhat were they thinking?
>>681305979that's a smol hat
i claim this thread in the name of ingerland
i migged!
why is the opening run 2 hours long?it kills the hype so much
>>681306120it's not that long wtf is your problem?
>>681306173Ikr?
KILLING VAMPIRE AND BUILDING CAMPFIRE
Of course /v/irgins don't understand the technical skill, precision and focus required for a game like Yoshi's Story all melons%.This is the quintessential definition of a good speedgame, his APM, accuracy in movement, and speed is most likely going to be the highest of the whole event, but its a boring game for you? Clearly none of you know anything about or even truly like speedrunning.
>>681306043
>>681306120>can't appreciate the platforming and tonguing skill while not touching all the other run killer fruitsWhat do you want to watch then faggot? 3 hours of Pokemon?
>>681305979>UPCOMING EVENTS >Finnruns July 3rd-7thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/finnruns10/schedule>ASM July 15th-21thhttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTnU3ZF3lixVRMLeIS0CgEXB6BViqJ5v5mVWhw7k840ajEyr9KfW0TnGB4LDk9F5_Dd3EOW3xMjUv2n/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49
>36k viewers on first dayGDQ is fuckign finished
>>681306210doki dev probably donated generously for his moment
When was the last time GDQ was good
dont forget to stay comfy!
>>681306278Now these are the melons im interested in.
>>681306235(You)
>boob jokewoo lad
BANNED
>>681306283unironicallythey had 50k last year at the beginning of the event
>>681305979I'm in
i never played DDLC, was that a sex joke
Will we get crowd shots inbetween runs?
A funny joke? In my GDQ?
>>681305979
Yoshi is for speedy?
Dang, he's a funny guy.Banned 100%
>>6813063062016
That was a pretty good joke.
The comedic timing on that was atrocious.
>>681306173the "laps" are different levels, you aren't even watching the stream
XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR
yeah he's done that was too far
>>681306180LOGAAAAAN! OUR SAVIOR! ONLY LOGAN CAN ACHIEVE SUCH FEATS
>>681306341Yes.
Bnuuy miggy done. Solid joke dan, A+.
not vidya relatedstealyh tranny and eceleb shit
>>6813063062015
>>681306341It was a Facade joke.
>Kaizo Mario Galaxy run on WednesdayHow would that even work? Just CTRL-C, CTRL-V black holes everywhere?
where's Werster though
>>681306283and it will still have record breaking donations.but nope, nothing suspect going on
Are the people in the chat real? I can't tell.
>>681306329>do I pass? is this what women look like?
>Boob JokeBAN THIS MAN
>retarded posta run is only good if the runner is entertaining. a world record means shit if the guy (he/him) on the couch has the personality of a brickk
This game sucks, switch game
I missed it, what'd the runner say about boobs?
>>681306405I dont care its still too much for this game
>>681306341Yes, he made a visual novel about fucking underage girls.
>>681306173The game is "beaten" when you clear 6 stages, there's 24 stages so 4 laps for 100% melon
whats the oldest GDQ image you have saved?
Can you please stop deadnaming X?
Imagine
>>681306329What would you do if your son turned out like this?
>melon
DDLC is baby's first visual novel and whoever likes it does NOT belong on this board & should kill themselves ASAP
>>681306495Old hard drive had all my 2013 ones unfortunately
>>681306191I claim this thread in the name of Mars. Mmmm, isn't that lovely? Hmm?
>Great runner>Great humour>Good gameIf that was a scripted joke, it was the best in GDQ
>>681306441He's running just after YSG
>>681306504>>681306278this is a GDQ thread friends
I don't want to freak you out but they call it a watermelon because it is a melon under water
>>681306441I was going to post the video and wtfI thought he was supposed to be based?
>Yoshi's Storymore like Boring Story
>>681306341a SEX JOKE?that's ASSAULT!!
>>681306441doesn't he only do pokemon shit nowadays? terrible
>>681306306Personally, 2017.
So whats the preferred adblocker for this year
>>681305979Reminder that there is no women at GDQ.
>>681306649john halo
>>681306618What's the matter chud? Can't handle reality having a left leaning bias?
>>681306541What if I think liking visual novels at all is grounds for getting shot into the sun?
>>681306608>I don't want to freak you outToo bad, that fact has me fucking spooked.
>>681305979Holy sex
Too trannies. Do not want.
>>681306665Same as last winter
I missed that GDQ was going onwhere is the cum in plum club?
>>681306669Reminder that all women are prudes and hate men and never, ever enjoy cheeky humour, never
>>681306665I just started using this one today. No ads or buffering so far. https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/stands-adblocker/lgblnfidahcdcjddiepkckcfdhpknnjh
>>681306504
I don't eve know what joke you people are talking about, I tuned this shit out 10 minutes in.
>>681306665tampermonkey scripts
>>681306687if reality is left leaning why censor it?
>>681306665If you use streamlink to view the stream locally in VLC or whatever, you don't have to view any ads.
>>681306693what if I think?
>>681306665nor femme fatales
>>681306495
>>681306574>shit runner>boring humor>30 year old platformer only played by incels
>>681306541Dial 8
>>681306534beat the shit out of him
>>681306731Last winter it was Purple Ad Blocker
i better see that lil doin' him nigga later
>>681306618>>681306656he's running pokemon omega ruby at ASM nezt month>>681306278
>>681306461They asked how yoshi's story lead to doki doki lit club. "They have nothing in common. One's about colleting melons, and the other has yoshi in it"
>>681306796speedrunners are subhuman beasts
*hits blunt and realizes*Yoshi is just a chameleon...
>>681306665ublock origin, like every year
>>681306796SOUL
>>681306504When is she going to speedrun sex on ESA?
>>681306665ublock + adguard extra
this run isnt bad at all
When are the Stivitybobo and Bonesaw runs?
>>681306774wasn't the case last esasure you didn't get adds, but you got the "now showing adds, fuck you" screen that you had to sit through while the run went on in the background
fuck I missed the opening. How cringy was it?
you guys still watch this troon crap?
>>681306887chameleons don't have shells
>>681306665ttv lol pro or watching at gdq website
>>681306669>is no women Brown hands typed this
>>681306793Descartes my balls.
>>681306936Yes
say it
>>681306936not as bad as past years honestly. You missed it
>>681306914thats a reptilian, isnt it.
>>681306665TTV LOL PRO sometimes it breaks when twitch decides it wants it gone (like it did last week) but the devs work quick to make it work again. Been using it since 2022, it's really great
>>681306913I volunteer to be the co-op partner. I guarantee a faster time than anyone else in this thread.
>>681306946We watch it for the troon crap
>>681306915people were just complaining because their favorite 2015 nintendo youtuber told them that this game was bad
>>681306915it isn't, but the underlying game's structure isthe choose your own adventure thing is kind of lame
>>681306793we're!!!!
>>681306665I use TTVLOL PRO 1.9.3 using the proxy https://as.luminous.dev
gyatt DAMN I wish she would sit on my face
Help me find that 4 way race with the guy that looks like mario
>>681306981I love you too caleb
>>681307006You think you could perform live on stage like that?
>>681306504someone didand now she will never come back
what would yoshi's melons smell like haha
I think the only mistakes this guy has made has been when he's been talking or joking. It's a reason why I couldn't see myself doing a marathon run, I'm so one-track minded
>>681307060I knew what it was and still clicked
>>681307060I never learn
>>681307065wtf is this real
>>681307080like eggs
>>681307052Way to go man!
>>681306605Never realized she had a wrist tattoobut of what
>>681307065is this real?
>>681307020And the level ends abruptly as soon as you reach the arbitrary fruit number. There is no wonder no game has ever been like this since.
>>681307053how do you use this
Speed with a green animal ! What a blast ! And don't even mention the technical prowess on display ! Truly a " speedy " delight for spectators and participants alike !
Theres never been a good yoshi game.
>>681305979Spooky scary skelitroons
>>681306504>be a 6/10 with giant melons>cry that men give you attention. crybaby.
>>681306964Where is there a shell? It's a Saddle bro
>nearly another hour of this shit
>>681307052>>681307145kek
>>681307080I'm not even sure what a melon is. Is it a cantaloupe?
>>681307174there has never been a good 3d zelda either but what can you do
>>681307174woolly world is good
>>681305979cute, whos she?
only halfway
>>681307174If Yoshi's Island was a woman I would marry it.
>>681307164>download the extension from their github>in the "enter a server URL (primary)" field put in https://as.luminous.dev
>>681307065mario galaxy?
>>681307273pippyinatophat
>50 more minuteshang in there bros...
Do you guys think Yoshi gets embarassed when he poops out eggs in front of Mario? haha
>>681307273She's literally me.
>REMINDER: It’s OK to take a stream break and treat your tastebuds to Doritos
>wearing shorts with those sketetal legswhat the fuck???
>TRANNIES HOUSE>I DONT WANNA STAY THERE>"SHE" BE CREEPIN' ME OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eHCKU1ZWgI
>>681307217It's a honeydew
Stop saying melon right fucking now.
>>681307318>doritosbro fucking gross, MMM 400 calories of nothing
>>681307316man, fuck off with your fetish
>>681307207>Yoshi, like all other Yoshis, is a dinosaur-like character with a large round nose, a row of orange spines along his head, orange shoes, and a saddle-shaped shell on his back, which is used by Mario and company when being ridden on.
only halfway done...
>>681306914
>>681305979These people are still wearing masks? Embarrassing. Masks have been proven by the not to reduce transmission of COVID or any other viral airborn disease lol. You need HEPA filters for them. KN95 masks do not have HEPA filters.
>>681307363melon
>>681307317Bullshit. Timestamp
What's it gonna be /v/
>>681307363
Calling a medicham "Trans Rights" is pretty fucking funny actually, look at this ugly nigga
THINK FAST FAGGOT, ITS GDQ TIME
>>681306936A parody segment that had no purpose other than flex the staff's collective ego.
>>681307318mods?
>>681307317L O N D O N
>>681307382the runner has the ability to make time run at 50% speed
>>681307420oh holeta is dat de freddy fazbar?
>>681307436>uses high jump kick>accidentally kills himselfkino name ngl
>>681307436Every modern rapper
>>681307303Um...
>>681307420>implying they're not doing this on purpose to milk every possible side for sweet donation money
Such expediency is precarious for the tyro ! But for this " gaming wizard " the arcane becomes mundane ! Look at the blistering pace, and witness greatness engaged in play !
>>681307374Wow, you seem Fun at parties.Thanks SHELLdon
Why was that called the steve jobs?
who?
>>681307420>TRANS RIGHTS>RIGHT NOW
why steve jobs lol
>>681307517>specifically state 1.9.3>downloads v2Good job
>make a game that gets viral popularity online>presumably makes millions on merch and shit>speedrun for the rest of your daysIt should have been me
>>681307558being right is fun
>>681307316haha
WHEN IS MEGA MAN BLUE BOMBER
thats so random haha
>>681307382This cat has the right idea. I'm gonna go to the store for cigarettes and not come back.
>>681307563ligma
I still don’t know what Minecraft Dungeons is
>>681307561ligma melons
>>681307561>>681307563>>681307579ligma balls
I had no idea there were secred unlockable ubermensch Yoshis in this game. Wonder if I unlocked them when I was a kid
>>681307561
>>681307436Medicham is cool, please don't call it ugly.
>>681307420not watching it for starters
>>681307558i chuckled lightly
>>681307628... dad?
>>681305979>Off to a shitty startQRD? Not watching anythibg today
>>681306046>Wear your mask>Social distance>Take your meds>LGBTQIA+ Lives are Human Lives
>>681307561>>681307579Jumping head-first into death and hoping organic fruit will save you?
can yoshi's get eggbound and die like a chicken?
>black and white yoshis for future runsHYPE
>>681307517Installing things suggested on v and using random links in input fields... How are you still alive?gntrv
>>681307436basically a pooner caricature.
>>681307593>>681307698I'm sorry!
>minecraft dungeonsOnce we get that out of the way we're in for a good evening.
This guy is so banned next year it's not even funny
>>681307614stop trying to make me sexually attracted to cartoon dinosaurs this instant
this run is shit, at least footie is keeping me awake
>>6813063062012
>>681307678they opened with boring kiddie shit instead of Halo 3
What's that about a buster only run I heard
>>681307635>>681307638>>681307639>>681307650I don't get it
>>681307573same guy?
>>681307782bottomless...
>not even the audience cares to laugh at these lame egg punsGDQ is... healing
>yoshi "impression" met with silenceheh
>>681307789who's steve jobs?
>>681307810I have become extremely adept at spotting neanderthal ancestry
>>681307768more like GAYlo 3 lmao
>>681307789you need to be 18 to post here
What if the coin letters spelled out nigger
>>681306973
>>681307858what is a plagiarist
>>681307848These melons kind of look like.... ORBS HAHAHA ORB ORB ORBORB RB
>>681307893what is a plagiarist
I don't even really love Twilight Princess, but I'm mildly tempted to get this shirt. The only other thing I've bought from Yetee/GDQ was an Ape Escape shirt
>>681307870fuckin xbox 360we ain't doin' geometrywe tryna play some GAMESaight
>These faggots trying to make YOSHI! the meme of the event right from run 1>it's not catching on get fucked lol
>>681307948>colorscheme
>>681307606Being fun is rightU gotta admit a chameleon is the closest real life animal to a Yoshi. Kinda interesting it never got interpreted in that way
>vc version because it's fasterare speedrunners not rated by system?
>>681307848That's because it reminds them they have no ovaries and no eggs.
i'm thinking of subbing and then pasting in ASCII art (and ultimately get banned) for the lulz. anyone got any good ones?
>>681307948That shirt is fucking gay, and you have shit taste.
>>681307910DUDE DID YOU SAY ORB XDDDDHOLY SHIT LMAO I CANNOT EVEN XDD DUDE ORBRBgerman btwkill the animals
Just tuned in, was the pre show cancer? How is the first run so far?
what are you all snacking? I got greek yogurt with blood orange and pomegranate
>>681306973it's grammatically correct because the word "women" is a singular group
>>681307989I think they are, but time is a concern during an exhibition.
I would
>>681307989They are, he's just doing the faster version for this marathon to take up less(hopefully) time.
Tranny here, how do I invite myself to GDQ and ruin it for everyone else?
>>681308005>im thinking of giving speedtrannies money and getting autobanned the second i paste mario shittingstupid nigger
>>681307910hol upthey kina do thoi'd eat those orbs on an airboat hbu?
Apparently he's submitted a Yoshi's Story run every event for the last ten years
>>681308046preshow was nerdy and funny in a cringe waythey did a parody
>Get called a doomposter in the ESA threads>Everything I said was right
>>681308003bit far carlos mate
>>681308046runner was fugged by rng melon drops but other than that no problems with the run
>>681308106holy autism
>>681308114
>>681308106Yep, and it became a running joke
>>681308046yespretty average
>>681308106So like, before he made DDLC?
>>681308049Hard boiled eggs
>>681308046First run is actually pretty good, hard to explain this late in but he can't grab any fruit except melon or the run's dead
>>681308106that's impressive
Feels so weird to me that this guy is the creator of DDLC
cool movement desu
>>681308114>get memed on in ESA threads>still obsess about it to this day
gay shit>everyone claps
>>681306914>>681307383Well, which one is it?
>>681307948enjoy your tranny shirt
>>681308096Just tell them you work there
>>681308049cranberry juice, ginger snaps, trail mix, peanutbutter pretzels
>>681308106kek, that's like a prisoner trying to get an appeal
>>681308197Dating Sim with Yoshi yandere when
gay tranny scam event
>runner sets up bants>other guy just sits there in silencethese people are such spergs
>>681306914jesus CHRIST what's her problem
>>681308197Explains his lack of a personality.
>>681308106>try to get your run in during the peak of GDQ in 2013/4>denied then>continue to submit your run for another 8 YEARS even through the shitty cam only covid events>ONLY get your run in right at the tail end when GDQ is firmly in its declineA tortured speedrun soul if there ever was one
>>681308114>Everything I said was rightWhat did you say?
>>681308242all/any, chud.
>>681306504Her tits aren't even large. She's just a fat prize hog.
>>681308049all i have is a loaf of bread and 5 liters of cider
>>681308197you really need to be sick and twisted to speedrun yoshis story i suppose
why are gdq goers so ugly?
>>681307948ewwthe one with the wind fish is the only decent one
>>681308242>HeDoes that encompass him, his etc? Pretty weird
>>681308331Get the butties made la
>>681308197So Sayori is the best DDLC girl right?
Is it time yet?
>>681308049A snicker's, a doordashed mcdonald's shake, and four tubes of pizza-flavored pringles. just holding myself over until lunchtime
>>681308408Isn't there a runescape run this year
The big lick
>>681308408it already happened years ago. Your meme is dead and forced
>trans rights losing bid war to shantae nowshantae about to get labelled as a hate symbol
>>681308350One of the true age-long answerless questionsEven ESA gets attractive runners now and then so it can't be solely the speedrunning thing
>>681307948that's a really bad shirt but hey go for it if you want to
>>681308452Lol
>>681308427The king of goyslop.
YOU WILL NEVER SAY THE M-WORD EVER AGAIN
>>681308242>how to become immune to people misgendering youchuds btfo
>>681307440Oh cool, my skeleton is rushing back to me.
>>681308049Frozen pizza. Greek yogur soon. I wonder if they have anything at the venue? I'll have to look because I'm going in person later tonight
>>681308452>coomers vs tranniesa battle for the ages
Safety lick.
>>681308350Being hot is offensive.
>>681308049peanut butter and jelly
>>681308448the big 'ick on the 'eck
>>681308297Man is living his best life>>681308393Yes
Did they ban Geogessr? It feels like it use to be ran every other block.
>>681307948That one's uglyThe Hollow Knight and the Crab shirt are the only nice ones, might cop those
>>681308253Do you mean colors or just the fact it’s a GDQ shirt? The color scheme on its own doesn’t really scream the transgender flag colors to me, despite admittedly being similar. I’ll say that the minimalist design has started to turn me off a bit
>>681308515Migger
>>681308449And it was shit
>>681308540Hold up a sign so we know who you are
>>681308113Honestly was better than I was expecting. Best skit is still the steamed hams parody, and has been one of best bit for the past few years.I need to go find it again.
>>681308552that can't taste good
>>681308579no one gave a fuck about those segments besides other autists than played it
>>681308552The bread had better be toasted and the PB had better be chunky, anon, don't let me down on this
>>681308049Ramen with two eggs
>>681308540I hope you'll have fun and be super comfy!
>>681308427alri coolmatty
>giving money to gdqI seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>681308579Hope so, this and Trackmania really goes on my nerves by now.
>>681308579havrd got killed by nigs in a shootout sadly
>>681308579the game also got ruined by the fags running itbarely even the same fucking game these days. shit like stamina bars and competitive ladders
>>681308049Just a pepsi, had a big meal today.
>>681308452>shantae about to get labelled as a hate symbol
>>681308690what is that creature?
>>681308597the colors are very trans friendly, but the design is also lazy as fuck. straight line edge at the bottom and bottom right couldnt even be fucked
>>681308690Don't be ridiculous. I'd rather donate more missiles to Israel
>>681308582To be honest the closer I look at it, the less I’m a fan. I’m not much of a graphic tee guy in the first place.
>>681308579Yes
>>681307073>>681307193qrd?
>>681308724The Eternal Prize Goblin - Scent.
>>681308718>Regular bepisYuck.
>>681308748https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vkmelons
>>681308804It's Pepsi Max
>>681308408training slayer rn on my second monitor
>>681308049are you gay or a woman
>>681308518They have given us too much power to prevent such a thing, behold:Fae will never be a woman and faer parents will use faer real name on faer grave.
>>681308858Task?
>>681308812>As you may have noticed, I am a woman!thats hate speech chudcel
>>681305979Remember- Absolutely NO discrimination (including but not limited to racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, intentional misgendering, or any type of hate speech) or harassment of other viewers/runners/mods/staff or anyone who appears on stream- No disparaging remarks about pronouns- Avoid talking about traumatic events or conspiracy theories- No political campaigning or proselytism- No links or advertisements- No custom bots for posting in chat or whispering- No excessive ascii or copypasta spam- Be respectful- Jokes, sarcasm and bad faith questions/arguments are not excuses- During Frame Fatales events, emotes featuring Pepe the frog, and variants of such are not permitted in our chat- Games Done Quick and its moderators reserve the right to ban users from our chat/channel/event at our own discretion
>>681308049Honey mustard pretzels and weird tasting beer.
>>681308812>As you may have noticed, I am a woman!woah, powerful
>>681308742Yetee t shirts are decent I'm wearing one right now that I bought 4 years ago and it's only just starting to fadeI just think that TP one is pretty ugly. Blockiness does not suit the TP artstyle. At least with the crab one too you can wear it in public and people will just think you're into the sea or something.
>>681308579I hope sofuck that shit
>>681308858I'm pking south americans
>>681308690>gloves>the entire thing is already covered in fingerprints
>>681308893greater demons in kourendsaving up brimstone keys
>>681308049>snacking
>>681308797wtf cute
>>681308923>During Frame Fatales events, emotes featuring Pepe the frog, and variants of such are not permitted in our chatI don't get itWhat's wrong with Pepe?
>>681308812this is what happens when you dont put a baby in a woman by 30. they go fucking insane. their brains short circuit because they should be mothers by that age.i blame her fat cuck husband.
reminder to alert the jannies to every avatar poster
um that's not a melon........
CHOKE
>eats appleFUCKINSTANT Z
>>681308857>Not drinking Pepsi Perfect
ITS FUCKING OVER
FUCKED UPFUCKED UP11 YEARS WASTEDRUN INVALID
it's over
It's over.
>Literally choking 80% into the runLMAO
RUN STATUS:INVALIDIT'S JOEVER BROS
RUN FAILED, MOVE IT ON
>>681308870neither, I'm just a dude haha
MELON MISSED
RUN INVALIDATEDINSTANT F
INVALIDATED
>run invalidatedNice
It's over
>invalidated runamazing start to GDQ
RUN DEAD>RUN DEADRUN DEAD>RUN DEADRUN DEAD>RUN DEADRUN DEAD>RUN DEAD
>>681309037Fuck this pic is good
ZZZ run
CHHOKE
>eats an apple instead of dying/resettingWhat did he mean by this?
>we have to invalidate this run>*claps*why are americans like this?
Why don't they make him feel worse? He just wasted two hours of everyone's time
>>681308857Good man, I didn't know there was countries where they don't put MAX on the can.
should of just reset fucking moron
>submit the run every year for the last 10 years>only to choke this hardgrim
Vote F for me lads
>>681308049Eggs, avocado, and green tea.
shit, he had 10 years to prepare for this how did he fuck up?
>>681309037le alt right hate speech symbol or whatever
>invalidatedactual waste of a run, auto z tier.
>>681309037feigning ignorance isn't a good look, retard> ot putting the runner's name in every slotso close
>run 1 (ONE) of a 7 day event>already choking and throwing the runLMAO off to a good start
Redo the fucking level you cuck
TEN YEARS IN THE CANNOT AN EAT
>>681308991nice
>>681309165>Goyim Done Quick won't care :^)
>>681308049Just finished some cheese and crackers.
Waste of time and money
WHY NOT JUST RESTART THE STAGE RETARD
>>681309175Give us a break. Imagine how much higher our obesity rates would be if we didnt clap at everything.
>>681309203same 1 fuckin dog bouncing it what an asshole
>open stream>it's a 2 hour Yoshi's Story run>close stream
>>681309165he means he's one of those faggots berating water level because they're water levelsIf he reset thrice to get that one Lakitu cycle for those 5 random melon drops, one reset on this would ahve been good the same
this runner literally looks like the incel stereotype lmao
>>681309274n o t i m e
>>681309165>>681309184he said at the beginning they wouldn't be doing that in the interest of marathon time. also during an earlier fuck-up he said he'd probably be overestimate already lel
>>681309317James...
He'll get a redemption run in a couple years like that one Sunshine runner. Don't worry
>>681308947wait I thought you made that upit's been weeks since I read it thoroughly
>>681309274doesn't want to go overestimate
>the last actually good GDQ run was eight years ago, and the runner got banned for it
>used to be a pillar of the SGDQ community and his runs would lead the events>now unheard ofwhat happened
Wait what happened not at home
>>681309331As a natural fact of life, there's less and less time each year.
>>681309335It took him 11 years to get in the marathon. It's fucking over
>>681309165He fucked up early on and said he would have to play at world record pace to stay under estimate, he fucked the entire run.
>>681309097my girlfriend said that you cant be.... i trust her
>>681309372>eight yearswhere did the time go
Why are runners who invalidate their run not immediately cut off for the next run to start? Why are they allowed to continue?
>>681306504Damn bitch you shit with that ass??
Why's he still getting melonsWhat's the fucking point after invalidating the run
>>681309372Rocko's Quest was not 8 years ago
>>681309384I dunno, I'm at home currently
>>681309372Rocko's quest was after that, anon :^)
>>681308947same vibes as>if you're a woman, hello
Just tuned in, has she been unleashed from her cage yet?
>>681309335>5nobody cares about yoshi games
>>681309372This and Banjo Kazmoovies have been my favorite memories watching livestreams.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRGba55lCcI
>>681309372Holy fuck that was 8 years ago? That can't be possible.
>>681309303faggot
>>681309450instantly
>>681306329>>681306534pretty sure they're like this because they don't have fathers
every year losers here post about this tranny retard shit and every year i wonder:why are you here? this isn't the type of video game "fandom" that /v/ is fori fuck pussy and get my dick sucked i dunno about you i dont wear dresses and suck dicks and stuff
>>681306665I get no ads with ublock, but I'm europoor so I don't even know if I would get ads regardless.
>>681309416Because its a showcase for charity stupid
>>681309416They would run out of content in 2 days
>didn't get all the melons
>>681309372I still rewatch it like once a year.
>10 years just to chokegrim
>>681309274>>681309224>>681309165this. he had one shot at a marathon run in over a decade and he didn't even bother doing it right
>>681309484Yeah, the runner did look a bit like a faggot. Thanks I forgot to mention that.
This cunt, still gonna use this picture whenever GDQ fucks up.
MILLION AND MELON DO NOT RHYME YOU MEDDLESOME HUSSY
>>681309335people only cared about the sunshine runner because it was such a monumental fuck-up and he had the teehee man in the background making it worse.
>>681309382If you stay in GDQ long enough you either get ostracized or transition, he got the good ending
>>681309490if you've every been touched by a woman then this site is not for you, newfag
>>681306504>Woman sets out to grift community devoid of other women>NOOO THERE'S NO CHADS HERE I QUITT
>>681309395He already stated before the run that he'll just invalidate the run if he misses a melon, which kind of makes it stupid that he still reset for the manip like 3 times, but it's ogre anyways now.I'll give him that the no resets rule kept me on the edge for the run until now so it wasn't entirely retarded. Shame for him.
I had to step out, did something happen? Did he miss a melon?
imagine waiting 11 years for your big chance and blowing it...
>>681309490>i fuck pussy and get my dick suckedI don't, that's why I'm here on /v/ instead.
>Dan SalvatoIsn't that the guy who made DDLC?Oh wow!
>>681309481the wheel of time can only gather speed
very good startwe already have invalid runit's over
>>681309408we woman are usually a good judge of character but this time shes off! I'm just a normal guy haha
>>681309529
>just try to redeem myself a little bit>failsEasiest F of my life
>>681309335SB our boyWon't remember this guy exists after he exits stage
>MILLION AND MELON DO NOT RHYME YOU MEDDLESOME HUSSY
i wish i was yoshi
Dan feels awful about that melon slip
Reminding everyone of AGDQ in case they need a LAST TIME ON
>>681309609lmao no? im not a loser 4chan is not some loser binyour tranny speedrun shit shouldnt be tolerated draws the wrong people
>>681309503I use ublock too, but I still get an ad when I start watching or if I refresh the page. No ads mid-stream though (so far).
>>681309416Ending early fucks the schedule too. It just means if he does get any good time it's invalid, still gotta put on a show for the audience in this situation.They only get killed if they go over estimate too much
ELEVEN YEARS OF PREPARATION FOR THIS
>>681309701vile image
>>681309579nice try but your the faggot faggot
DDLC 2 canceled.
>>681309701i still cant believe they let an actual methhead on the camera
your tranny speedrun shit shouldnt be tolerated draws the wrong people
so far we have 100% fail run rate
>>681309490close your eyes daddy and you can pretended it's a pussy
>>681309701
>>681309067>>681309071>>681309075>>681309080>>681309081>>681309082>>681309084>>681309089>>681309093>>681309095>>681309102>>681309103>>681309107>>681309108>>681309114>>681309116>>681309118>>681309124>>681309148>>681309165>>681309175>>681309189>>681309224>>681309274>>681309529>>681309571>>681309682shut the fuck up you whiny faggots. 90% of you were crying about how boring the game is. if he reset, you would have sperged out at it taking even longer
>>681309701dios mio...
>>681309696he should feel WORSE
>play Yoshi's Island>melons are purple
>donating to a org that smuggles in illegal immigrants instead of buying yourself something nice for your birthdayGrim.
>>681309701That pipe burn...
I'm so thirsty, /v/...why didn't you remind me...
if you have ads on ublock origin,>update your filter list>put this in my filterstwitch.tv##+js(twitch-videoad)https://edge.ads.twitch.tv
>>681309814Needs more detail on the rotting teeth.
>>681309382he was never a very skilled runner. his entire popularity hinged on getting in on GDQ early and getting a global emote because he was a black streamer on twitch early. he didn't have enough skill or charisma to build a major following off of, especially when he disavowed his past "edgy" humor and attempted a political pivot
>melon, america>melon, JAPAN
>go out to smoke some weed>miss out on the runwhat happened?
>>681309701Looks like thunderf00t in a dress.
>>681309721>They only get killed if they go over estimate too muchToday I will remind you
lol?
>>681309858>he didn't read the rulesnot my problem
>>681309817Dan, go back to playing the game you shitter
>>681309921username
>>681309872Just give up and use streamlink.
>>681308280share
>>681309910
>donating to doctors without bordersgotta save those poor brown people and make the world a worse place
>>681309689That's exactly how I imagine my SHELLdon. Dude we're are u ??
BRING H--ACK!
>>681308280what the hell is a ginger snap
>>681309921nobody cares
>>681310009what have you done to make the world better?
>>681309910Just tuned in, lmaoWhat happened?
>>681309921some people care
>>681309910what a fucking trip that was
>>681309836idk why the fuck they still use this shit "charity" when theres plenty of actually decent ones out there like child's play or st. judes
>>681310049I had sex with your mom BITCH
>Americans>clapping for no reasonName a more iconic combo.
>>681309961Just sharing for my fellow friends! I havent had ads in years using ublock origin that way!
>>681309701the idea that this vile man probably isnt a virgin but I still am at 30 fills me with a strange sort of existential terror
>trihexhe said the forbidden word
i got a fever broswishing for lovare to visit me in my hallucinationsalthough i'm pretty sure it will be flygone
>>681309828>it wasn't made clear how important hygiene is for these eventsYou're going to be sharing a room with people. How is it not common sense to wipe your ass and wash your pits?
>>681309382him trying to leech off destiny and hasan and then ultimately falling out with destiny over him saying the n word killed whatever chance he had left to growno one cares about tuning in for some milquetoast political takes
>>681310049I killed a home intruder in 2011
baker, are you baking?
>>681310195this image smells
>>681310220Page 5. Hold.
>>681309961>start stream on streamlink>black screen with audio>google gives me nothing
>>681310195this is not boytummy..
>>681310049i tricked some guy into robbing a home in 2011
>>681310195>scratch screen>emits smell
>>681310195
>>681310074The other magical trip of choking was Fort Boyard where not only was the game weird and goofy as fuck, but the runner managed to repeatedly fail at EVERYTHING he did.
what's the next run again
>>681310113non-Americans and being jealous of Americans
>>681310123a lovare for (you)
>>681309910this was such a delight to witness live. Between this, sunshine, and Hitman Blood Money at ESA, I always catch the best chokes by being up during the night/morning
>>681310049I faked my death while robbing a home in 2011
>>681310328
>>681310049I installed a home alarm system after a home invasion in 2011
>>681310334spain - georgia
>>681310124lollmao
>>681310334minecraft dungeonsthere's a live schedule thing if you scroll down on twitch
>>681310349
>>681310325these haven't been funny in over a decade
>>681310369holy fuck those teeth. Remember to brush and floss regularly everyone
>>681310346that knuckles...
>>681310425thanks
>>681308812>I told the security team what happened straight away. They reassured me that the problem would be handled and asked me not to talk about it and to give them time to address the situation.Nice safe space you trannies created, kek.
>>681310346If GDQ were smart they'd claim her.She's still going to Euro adjacent events right? Like Benelux and Nordic. I remember her being at Nordic speedrun before her manifesto posting and people thought she was back.
>>681310328Truly surreal
Baker, I'm going to shitpost on /v/ and I need your softest, warmest, bread.
>>681310434A torrent of a emotion all at once
>>681310049I was a home in 2011. A man died inside me.
>>681310503You can't handle my bread. It's too soft for you. You need to find a baker that bakes harder bread.
>>681310485>If GDQ were smart they'd claim her.so she can accuse them of assaulting her and covering it up? why would they want that walking liability near their event?
>>681310434
>>681310450I keep forgetting to brush my teethIt's a problem
>>681310250Best GDQ viewing experience in the thread.
>>681310557uncle philly?
>>681310434Kek
Thanks Anonymous No Comment!!!
>>681310328Fort Boyard was great. It was a shining example of the best way to choke.
>anonymous no commentmany such cases.
>>681310328>>681309910>>681310434
I'm so generous.
THANK YOU ANONYMOUS
>>681310369>disgusting unwashed teeth>hair folicles damaged from constant use of purple hair dye (one of the most damaging colors for your hair)>greasy fucking face and somehow having 5, 6, 7 and 8 oclock shadows>weird fucking crop top single sleeved anime wear thatd look dumb even on the hottest girl or guyi cant tell if these people have the confidence of kings or if theyre so stupidly blissfully unaware of how putrid they look
>>681310625Fuckin Macbat
>>681310346damnif I were a girl I would dress like a giga slut desu
>spiked balls
Anonymous No Comment is my favourite anime
>head wobbles to deathSAAAAAR
>>681310625
>anonymous no comment with 100+ dollar donationswhy isn't the IRS investigating this obvious money-laundering scheme
>$1000 from anonymousoh ok
>>681310698at a certain point you just have to not give a fuck because it's so unrecoverable
>>681310646UNCLE PHILLY MY ASS
>>681310728OOOOOOOOORB!!
>>681310795they pay the right amount of tax
Spain - georgia is in 3 minutes!
>>681310485shes too lewd and too female for gdq
>>681310795IRS only investigates chuds
>>681310698They just don't fucking care, man. They've been allowed to let their fetishes control their entire lives and people cheer them on.
>>681310795you have no functional understanding of how money laundering works, do you
>>681310795i am investigating it right now
>>681310728
>>681309490I fuck pussy (male) and get my dick (female) sucked OwO
>>681310950let us know what you find, ok?
>>681310349>>681310434>>681310370He released a video explaining what the fuck went wrong at ESA and went through the run bit by bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arq-bevVlz0If you don't wanna watch though he basically practiced for the incentive run (wire only) and not the actual run because he just assumed it was gonna be met and that was a mistake on his behalf, and also he was jetlagged to fuck being from America but since it was his first time at a speedrun event he felt he couldn't just go up with demands and ask if they could swap his run for the next day so he can sleep.
>>681310865Footie is not video games.
>>681310865What the fuck why is my state is playing footie
>>681310728ENTER
any1 here smoking weed lol
>>681310795GDQ is the IRS
>>681310328that runner is a lot of fun though, perfect one man run and commentary thats easy to follow and entertaining
>>681310790This is the only thing I know about Macbat 64 and it's going to stay that way.
>>681311002Spain is not a state you dumbo
>>681310613>so she can accuse them of assaulting her and covering it up?Someone's gonna do it one day, be it Kungfu or whatever, we all know GDQ has dirty skeletons in its closet which makes Keizaron smugposting about ESA even more funny becasuse it's just a ticking clock until someone blows GDQ wide open. So may as well claim her.
>>681311053DUDE
>>681311024he’s so massive. unreal.
>>681311053DUDE WEED LMAO
>>681310997Redemption run in the future?
>>681311053LMAO DUDE, WEED
>>681311053I don't smoke.
>>681311024I gotta use this for a miggy
>>681311129>>681311106>>681311183What's the matter tranny? Can't handle a little bit of the devil's lettuce?
>>681311000never heard about fifa? lol
>>681311069Oh yes it is. The absolute state of spain.
>>681311053WEED LMAO DUDE
>>681311094>increase their risk considerably for no apparent benefityeah you're rightthey should get hersince she'll be in america she can sue them too
>look at bottom of screen>name the pokemon>transrights is tied for the first place nameplease no.
>>681311053I couldn't imagine anything worse
fuck I am getting a pizza after this runmaybe 3 pizzas
>>681311053DUDEWEEDLMAO
>>681311053LMAO WEED DUDE
>>681311228you're not welcome here
>>681311024>that french runner drinking wine in the back
>>681311024pantera - walk
>>681311053>all those buttblased repliesbased, keep blazin it bro
>>681311235you should get 4 burgers instead
>>681311053No. Degenerate
>>681311024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWQqCgSOIKY
>>681311228shantae is winning
How are you watching GDQ, /v/?
>>681309893where's your yoshi's island 100% run anon?
>>681310728>>681311024This just reminded me I actually had a dream about him a few days ago. It was a brief one but basically his run was up next (It was a nameless speedrun event but had threads) and he'd been on Ozempic so when the run starts he shows up super skinny and the thread was FURIOUS because they preferred him as the big lad. Then thats all I remember.
>>681311230REIMU NO
There isn't actually 5 minutes left, is there
>>681311228Don't worry, an anonymous donation will come in to make sure it wins by a landslide.
>>681311235where is pizza guy migger? he always makes me want to eat pizza
>>681311053How different is smoking weed compared to space cakes?
>I call this move "the successor to the Nintendo Switch!... Wait, I messed it up!"Kino
>>681311228My genuine face every time something trans / lgbt is mentioned on stream
>>681311228You think they would've learned their lesson last time.
>>681311024my fight of flight gets triggered by this
>>681311324someone should draw shantae turning into a rope and hanging a troon
>>681309901you got high and missed everything
>>681311325but how do you type numbers on this?
>>681311332>dreaming about fat men>dreaming about 4chanGrim.
>>681311386He's busy, he said someone else will have to handle the charts this time
>>681311330Where's Trihex's? The community was literally handing him the WR on a silver platter and he kept fucking it up and some other guy came and took the record.
>>681311325>that keyboardliterally what's the use
>>681311295French runners at ESA are either insufferable or hilarious, zero inbetween.
>>681311332he may be a fat ugly bastardbut he's our fat ugly bastard
>>681311414Just don't look at the chat. Just use Chan as your chat and disregard the twitch shit.
>>681311325wgat the fuck is that keyboard it doesnt even have the letter Q
I forgot about SGDQ, how good/bad has it been so far?
>>681311332I would be furious yes.
who cares dude you already invalidated the run
>>681311053I'm smoking that Qui Gon Jinn Vietnamese phillips heads runts
>>681311325why do trannies love these stupid ass half baked keyboards so muchget a big ass 40 pound ibm one like a real man
>>681311024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJuyggog3Xc
>>681311514I'm not talking about chat i'm talking about from a donation reader or character name or something along that vein
>>681311528it literally just started
>>681311528They started late, the first run is invalidated and looks to be going overestimate.
>>681311517what do you even need it for, spelling quartz all day?
>>681311528its the first run retard fuck you moron
thread cuck?
>>681311325Wait, where's the Q? How do you even type GDQ?
>>681311528First run of the event, and the run is invalidated.
>No migGDQ is over...
>>681311528First run will go over estimate.
the schedule link is off to mesomeone will do re4 remake speedrun?
>>681311619One more page. Wait. Savor it.
miggu
>>681311631rip pierre bernard
>>681311024
Bananas are the best fruit
>>681311557Something you can use to defend your home
>>681311631end of an era
>>681311647It doesn't work because>.caom
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?I AM
>>681311603>>681311613>>681311627>>681311632Oh sweet, thank you.>>681311616Rood :(
NEED A NEW MIG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Remember last time when GDQ randomly decided to have a Final Fantasy 5 run as their last run and he choked so hard he almost killed the whole finale?
>>681311738Awooga
>>681311754thxi didn't see it
>>681311769imagine fucking her fat, slippery, sweaty armpits
SAY IT WITH ME!
>>681311779Remember when they changed the estimate like 6 different times? What a ride
>>681311053have fun anon, I couldn't imagine any other way getting through this (i am barely watching)
>>681311332If he ever shows up skinny, I'm now going to be enraged just for your dream.
Did you guys know if you go over estimate this year you die irl?
R
>>681311779They changed the estimate FIVE times.
>1:44:59>estimate is 1:45:00UHHH BROS????
My left butt cheek is twitching
OVER ESTIMATE
>>681311763no fuck you retard its the first sentence in the opi hope you drop your phone into the toilet
>>681311823OVER
>>681311779How do you fuck up an RPG with the instant win button that is Gil Toss?
bros.. the estimate
ITSO V E RVER
>>681311779Yes
>>681311779When was the last actually good end run? I vaguely remember an FF8 run before the covid years
SAY IT
>OverFFF
SAY IT WITH ME
OH MY SCIENCE THAT IS SO FUNNY
>>681311853>those inhuman reptilian eyesdelete this image as it activates my fight or flight
OVER ESTINVALIDATED10 YEARS
I don't know if I feel more or less autistic for not laughing at these "jokes"
>Invaildated run>Still over timeDISGRACEFUL
>>681311647not a single resident evil runi'm out
>first run>some highly anticipated shit submitted for a decade straight>invalidated>overestimatehow embarrassing
>invalidated>overestimateWHAT AN AWFUL RUN HOLY SHIT
OVER ESTIMATEMELON DENIED
>doesn't get all of the melons, invalidating xis run>goes over estimate
He said it was going over 20 minutes into the run he lost too much time early
What a dogshit run
>over estimate>missed a melon>invalidated runeasy F
Someone makeNo time to make a webm of runner choking
>>681311769God damn. She was so cute
>>681311853shes some 200k software dev on the west coast and she cant get some god damn dental work done
Nice speedrun GDQ
OVERTIME?
DDLC2 is fucking CANCELLED
>>681311853Does this chick know crown lengthening is a common procedure at dental practices? It's not even very invasive.
>>681311942Absolute F to start off the event.
>>681311848I'm not, cause then it means I can dream the future
>11 years to get the run in>chokes>invalidates run>tries to save face>it fails>goes over estimate despite not restarting the stageB...BROS??? Is dan gonna be okay???
>>681311987this
>>681305323Apologize
>>681311853
>Over estimateEpic fail
Um AKSHULLY that's Baby Bowser, not Bowser Jr.
>I guess I did a pretty good joblol no
>this has been yoshi's story all melonsNo it wasn't.
Rate this run!
AN INVALIDATED RUN OVER ESTIMATE 11 YEARS IN THE MAKING
let the ending song play faggots
>dogshit game>shit execution>failed and overstimateNow THIS is GDQ
10 years for this
>>681312080F
>>681312080D
>>681312080R for hard R
AHHHH PAGE 10>>681312080D+
>>681312078This. Do not lie
>OVER ESTIMATE>INVALID RUN>I DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB!
>>681312080C
>>681312080CIt's a start I guess
>>681312080>invalidated>overestimate>10 yearsEasiest F of my life
>>681312080I'm doin' him a D
>>681312080A
>>681312080DOver estimate.Melon denied.
>SGDQく3>not SGDQ24yikes...........
>>681312080Ddidnt fall asleep. but bored out of my mind
>>681312080it's invalid, it can't even be rated
>>681312080D for Doki Doki
>>681311885The runner had one of his characters dead in a fight, and thus he didn't learn the Mix ability. The goal would be to use keep using the +10 levels Mix on Krile. That boosts the damage of the Gil Toss. The problem is the boss has a skill that drops level by half. So having the Mix would counteract that.
>>681312080B for it being a good run but over estimate means it can only be so good
>>681312080B oring
>>681312080ZZZ
>>681312080F for failurewasn't even entertaining
Why is the run invalidated? I can't see anything that would invalidate it.
>>681312080BHonestly fun run, melon joke was funny.
solid D
>>681312080That's an F from me, chief
>>681312080D for DDLC
>>681312080F invalid and over estoiamte
>>681312080F for fucking dogshit
>>681312080>overestimate>failed challengeFGood start, good start.
>>681312080C for Choking, but not that bad of a run all things considered
They even gave this nigga a shirt and he beefed it.
>>681312080FINVALID RUN
>>681312080d
>>681312080Dwhat were they thinking starting with a snoozer run like that
DAnnoying melon spergery and unlikable couch
>>681312080 Foverestimate, over stayed its welcome, terrible start to gdq, low energy commentator
>>681312080F for over estimate and violating the rules of the run.
>>681312080CA tier commentary and skill overall, -1 from invalidated and -1 from over est
>>681312080ZOverestimate is Z, no exceptions
>>681312080D, the runner being cool saved him from worse.
>>681312080Fmissing the run category and still going overestimate is D material alone, but the fact he wouldn't restart one level for a run he tried to submit for TEN FUCKING YEARS solidifies a worse rating
>>681312143I'm so glad to see you even if it's a faker
>>681312080DNo trannies, not necessarily boring, but over estimate and invalidated run.
>>681312080C for cantaloupe
he keeps talking
>>681312185>>681312185>>681312185Miggy after rating
>>681312080ZZZ (I sleep)
>>681312080CRun itself was mildly interesting but poorly laid out, too much shit skipped or handwaved for it to be satisfying. Presentation was aight.
>>681312174try watching the fucking run next time
>>681312143
>>681312080S
>>681312174he missed a melon
>>681312080B
>>681312080>Invalidated Run>OverestimateF. I could be kind if it was one or the other. But not both.
>>681312174>all melons run>doesn't get all melons
>>681312080it was shit! just like iowa!
CBad RNG screwed the runMissing 1 melon was unfortunateStill a fun showcase
>>681312143THERE HE IS
>>681312080AIs anyone even tallying this shit?
>>681312080B+, I liked it
>>681312080F, invalidated + overestimate
>>681312080F>invalidated run>over estimate>boring, kiddy shit (unlike halo 3)
>>681312218im so tired of pastels
>>681312080I love Iowa!
>>681312080DBad jokes, over estimate, invalid run, and just not that interesting.
>>681312174He missed a melon halfways through the run, replaced with an apple
>>681312080D Really boring run.
PAGE 10 PAGE 10
Sent is looking old, bros...
What the fuck are those cheeks?
>>681312080B, this commentator is ugly as fuck
>>681312080A for APPLE.
>>681312080pity BThe guy was clearly good at the game and spend a lot of time practising it. An actual speedrun in a sea of shit.Would've still been an A+ from me if he re-did the stage he fucked up and kept the run valid, BUT THE RULES ARE THE FUCKING RULES AND HE FUCKED UP
Over estimate
>>681312401Storing nuts for the winter.
>>681312080B+>Over-estimate but due to RNG>Missed a melon, run invalid>But a really long and challenging run with a lot of things that could go wrong, yet didn't>Runner carried despite having a dull couchI fault the run but I respect it a lot still
>>681312401do you have a problem with my sons appearance?
>>681312401xhe took the call
>>681312401They use them to store nuts.
Imagine all the odour that escapes through those jeans holes on Sent mmm
THAT HAIRLINE>>681312401They are different, wasn't like that before, I think he got inplants or some kind of plastic surgery.
>>681312401aerodynamics
>>681312401BOGGED
>>681312401>production told me that I can't bring my two grapefruits with me to the couch>wait...I have an idea...
Game and shouts sweaty bulge
i can't believe sent can't afford to buy a pair of pants with his GDQ salary
Third time watching SGDQ, fourth time wewlad. My games have passed away from WANTING TO FUCK MIDNA SO BAD. Money goes to fuck the sneeds, cringe at the retards with the hats. HYOIYP!!!!
This is creeping me out.
>>681312080CInvalid run and missed a melon, but the run felt very technical and the movement was smooth/fast. Although I think Yoshis story is a mid game, this made me appreciate it a bit more.
Corvimae is one ugly as fuck tranny unit. CHEEKS.
>>681312401did she have face surgery
BU HA HA HA HAgoes back to speaking normally, not an ounce of joy in his voice, as usually lingers after bellowing laughter
RIP sent's hairline
>>681312401
yellow teethdisgusting whispey beardthin long hairshiny greasy pale skinjeans so torn he looks like he would trip up just walking in themgod i fucking hate the goblinhe looks ill hopefully he will have a heart attack soon
