Now: PuggsyNext: Lone FungusLater: Live A LiveStream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681377080
trans people are invalid
trans rights
hello
mygged :3
TRANNY ALERT
I thought I hallucinated playing this game at a friend's house as a kid.
why...? why..........
>>681387130Remember to stay hydrated, stretch, and eat your sports candy today, /v/!
>>681387130>Live A Live laterHOOOOYP
Up and throbbing.
another gross creep on the couch
Migging happily
Migged
I migged
Just in time.
That was too close
Puggsy (formerly Pug Pussy)
>>681387130>Later: Live A Livehoooooooly shit
>>681387224need prize girl gf
>>681387214GDQ doesnt look that bad just going by this chart
>>681387214>wasn't here for the only well received runsThough I hear those runs were just good comparatively? This marathons been shit so far.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>681387204If you can't do twenty squats without feeling uncomfortable, you are not in a healthy shape.
>>681387294shit my bad for making a bad OP had to do quick copy paste job as thread was on page 10>>681387130Later: Turnip Boy Robs A BankI'm such a baka ._.
why the tranny hate? they are harmless members of society. You should redirect your rage towards the violent individuals and the unfair economic and political system. They are just men who like to dress as women and be wholesome, who cares
I hate their voices so fucking much, it evokes a primal, visceral revulsion that could never go away, no matter the amount of brainwashing so I struggle to see how so many people got duped into tolerating their ilk
>>681387310People are just worn down and rate anything that's not complete horseshit as an A or B.
Game looks like fun actually
why would you design a protagonist character this retarded
migged
Puggsy had its own physicsAlso it is a puzzle game. If you just go through levels without meticulously going through the whole levels, you will hit a wall and have to backtrack.
>>681387178This but unironically
>>681387410it was a different time
Can't just be on the couch, has to never shut the fuck up
>>681387224Is she trad?
>>681387358I'm not healthy at all and I can do 100 squats in under 10 mins, I just like squatting during loading screens
Good morning anonsI fell asleep after the Halo run, did I miss any fun runs?
>>681387470yea
>>681387214>bayonetta 2>trannysad, I was actually somewhat interested to see a run of it
>>681387361you're forgiven, this time
>>681387552A 1 second time out won't stop this manThat's not even enough time to reflect upon what he did
This is a reminder that homosexuals and trannys are not natural and are caused by being molested/raped as a child. These "people" are demons and need to be destroyed
>>681387552kek
>>681387552triggered
>>681387515wtf?????????
>>681387515this webm made me very uncomfortable
>>681387515isnt this sexual harassment?
whos the pugs-pugs here, fellows?
what's the name for this block?
>>681387617What extension is that?
>>681387515man their kids are going to be fucking ugly
>>681387703according to lovare it is
>>6813877417tv has mod logs
>>681387717shitty garbage block
>>681387717troon block
Good morning, no one is watching this
"let's talk about me and my mental illness"
>>68138713014 chairs per row, 26 rows that i can make out per column, probably more like 30-35. 3 columns.that is a minimum of 1,092 seats, up to 1,470.they must have gotten a terrific deal on this venue since its 4th of july week because i don't think they really thought they were going to need this space.
>>681387771She's a married woman
>>681387841holy shit I didn't know it was this bad
>>681387841lol
kek
>>681387886Jfc what are those teeth and gums
>>681387841just gets lower and lower each passing year
>>681387841what went wrong
>>681387886Her husband is a literal cuckold
Why is the player cam crooked? Even if something was up with the tripod, couldn't they just stick some stuff under one of the legs?
puggsy so cool
>>681387841Don't worry, anonymous will chip in to still make this the biggest donation total ever
>>681387869there's actually 4 columns, they keep one of the columns completely out of the shot (I appreciate this, I don't want to be on cam)But yes outside of opening and closing it's never anywhere even close to full.
>>681387841We have to save agdq.
>>681387841two events a year are too many; they should do one every two years or so
>>681387865GDQ is not a safe space thoughever
>>681387969lmfao
>>681388039this is sgdq
I just tuned back in, what is David Jaffe playing?
>>681387334I'm not feeling it, but that's probably me being tired of watching these events for a few years. So far I don't think we have had something like that elden ring glitch run at... I don't know, was it ESA winter?I'm annoyed that I am going to miss the Kirby 64 run because of an appointment at that precise time. it's one of the few that I wanted to watch.
>>681387969>this is cancer not trans stuffwhat's the difference?
>>681387841I question myself why I'm watching this shit sometimes as well
Any good runs I should check the vod for?
>>681387214Nothing but meh runs, 2 good runs missed when I slept. Every time.
More like THUGgsy
>>681387969Lol
>>681388034no theres 3, off their event pagehttps://photos.gamesdonequick.com/SGDQ2024/i-dFzkDqt/A
>large nosed.. uhh...
>>681387841What the fuck happened SGDQ 2017, was that peak no fun allowed plebs banned?
JEW WOODS
>jewish trees.Based.
>with the large nosed...Uh oh, almost mentioned them
>Look out for the large noseWay ahead of you, buddy.
Genesis games looked so good... why can't modern games look as good?
did they change the angle of the camera to hide the hundreds of empty seats?
>click on stream>first thing i see is a troon in the background>close streamdamn what was i even expecting
>>681388070It's funny (but kind of sad) that they seek validation from a yearly twitch event that has over 20k people talking in chat.
>painting warhammer minis with SGDQ on in the background i literally could not be more comfy
>>681388232The absolute fucking state of that floor.
I had Puggsy as a kid, interesting game, has a unique atmosphere. Really difficult though, at least to a kid.
>>681388318kek they did
>>681388232huh... that's new. Wasn't like that last year. Wonder if they're trying to make it look more attended
>>681388070I have a few chat enhancement plugins that keep and highlight the deleted messages, and some of them, are... weird. Not being political or offensive, it's hard to understand why they removed it, except for one talking about a blacklist.
>>681388309Thanks I can't stop seeing it now
>>681387515Why is she hooking up with an extremely ugly jeet?
>>681388351just your standard pre-stained pattern to hide all the convention floor whoopsies
>>681388309what I'm getting from this everything related to female anatomy is blacklisted including the word "woman"
What drugs do I have to take to make Genesis games?
>>681388425That's clearly sexual harassment. He's lucky she didn't write a post on the miscreant.
This shit was made by brits, wasn't it? Zniggy-ass looking game.
>>681387515>>681387886>ugly ass bitch>still unfaithfulThat's why you never "settle" for trash.
>>681388474datura.
>>681388474Psychedelics
>>681388369yeah its really poppin in there. im convinced they got such a fuckhuge venue because of the holiday weekend while thinking it being the 4th wasnt going to be a big hit for them
>>681387515hate this webm
>>681387515any loremasters? is that jeet a troon? did they know the cam is on?
>>681388083mamma mia
>>681388232Is that supposed to be the "Ballroom"? Looks like the floor for a expos and events pavillion where you would place stands or machinery, and one of the worst at that I have seen. I wonder if a rug was supposed to be there and they removed it because they don't trust the attendees.
nice let's play
>>681388558>did they know the cam is on?no
>>681387515WTF
>>681387214>went from 22 voters to 82 voters out of nowhere, and then went back to 28You know, call me a schizo, but something smells fishy here.
>>681387515>some dude just scratching his ass in the endwtf is this
>>681388579>Looks like the floor for a expos and events pavillionwell thats exactly what it is, and i bet they got a great price on it, remember to send those bits and subs
>>681388697It's like some time windows aren't as populated as others...
Look how uncomfortable this thing is in its own skin. It moves around constantly trying to sit naturally but it cannot comprehend how to simply exist like 99% of humanity before it. It is utterly fixated on trying to appear a way before a camera and not just existing like the two other human males next to it.
>>681388083MODS MODS MODS
>>681388773thats a woman
>>681388786Ok, i think I'm getting everything mixed with the ESA hotel.
>>681388697it was me, I botted the smart ball vote
>>681388660yes they did. they just didnt think they were live.this was pulled from one of the many alt twitch accounts they used for frost fatales, theyd just splice the footage to the main channel but would leave all the cameras and mics hot because theyre fucking retards
>>681387841>>681387981go woke go broke
>>681388836....was your post really necessary?
>>681388697>nooo its not one person!>>681388819it was a 20 minute run at 5 AM est.
>>681388372their mods are essentially always on high alert and they've spent too long being hammers looking down on nails but you gotta think about the type of person that wants to be an unpaid twitch janitor
>>681388554Nice I'm not in this photo although I sat behind a few of these people
>>681388913Yes.
>>681388887soooo they didn't
>>681387515DELETE THIS
>>681388836>wearing a shirt that says you are loved
>>681388836so gross
Was the estimate always 28 minutes?
>>681387981too much tranny shit
>>681387841>who cares if its 4th of July weeksaid the NA based event
>>681388887So you're telling me there's potential gold just laying around from all the countless hours of unused footage? Funny.
>>681387515Is no one going to mention how that guy gets to China digging out his asshole at the end?Also what is this game going on now? Who dreams up this stuff.
>>681388913yes
>>681388913Was he wrong?
>>681388697People were having a shitfit during Smart Ball because the commentary was comedy focused.
Btw, that's a nice parallax effect on the game. I remember reading reviews for the mega cd version back on the day that complained that other than redbook music and a video intro, it did not add a lot to the cartridge version.>>681388930What are you using to get that view?
>>681388950if youre asking if they knew the cameras were on, yesif youre asking if they thought they were live on air, no.this was taken while they were in a break between runs, they thought since main feed is off its ok.
>>681388887so any drama from this? people say the girl is married.
>>681387515imagine getting cucked by those things
>>681388697some anon was raped by this cowboy
>>681389052mod logs with 7tv
>>681389084She posts willy nilly on twitter. Does anyone know her husband? I'm sure he's a gaymer with a twitch and twitter too.
>>681389005someone in the FF threads pulled all the videos for storage after they realized we were watching. in like fucking day 5 of the event.he popped up in the thread last night maybe he's willing to share them.>>681389084not that i know, but i know she had an insta thats now gone since this happened. i dont know if anyone sent it to her husband's twitter but i asked her on twitter what was up with this screen shot and she blocked me
I fucking love how genesis games sound
>>681389147Thanks.
Rate this run
>>681389084She is or was married, her marriage pictures get posted every GDQ. I don't know about now. I know some people are doormats so maybe her husband is a cuck and still with her.
>>681389162>>681389178if anyone finds her husband socials i will do it
>>681389162he has a twitter, just scroll down 3 pages on hers to their fucking wedding photos, lmao.
>>681389235>>681389240B it was okay I suppose.
>>681389240>>681389235C
>>681389240>>681389235S
>>681389235>>681389240B
>>681389235>>681389240A
>>681389235>>681389240no, I don't think I will
>>681389248He must know then. I'm guessing he just took it like a bitch.
>>681389235D, it would've been a C had it not been for that creature in the back speaking
>>681389235>>681389240C
>shout out to my waifu wasn't able to cum
>>681389245>>681389248knock yourself out https://x.com/frozenflygone/status/1497343050896445440
>>681389235>>681389240Uhh C I guess?
>>681389235>>681389240sexo
>>681389235ABasedest character, cool physics puzzles, short run
>>681389235B, not bade
>>681389240B
>>681389235AIt was good. That is, an A comparatively to the rest of the shit so far. I don't think we're getting any actual S runs this marathon.
hahaha i heckin love the floppy hat my fellow sisters
>my wife who wasn't able to comekek
>>681389162>>681389245
>>681389240B, solid run, nothing to complain about.
>>681389235>>681389240D
the music they're playing between runs is pretty comfy this year, is there a playlist available?
>>681389325
>>681389302yeah im pretty sure hes just a fucking cuck
>>681389393ahahahahahahahahahahawhos gonna tweet the webm at him
>>681389184Interesting, this one is not using the GEMS driver. Database says "Krisalis/Shaun Hollingworth "
B
>I get to talk to our subscribersand streamlinkers
>>681389327>>681389393this fag looks like a massive cuck, he probably got hard when he was the troon groping his wife
>look up next runnerfor fucks sake
It was just girls being girls, guys. Women show affection by sitting in each others laps and kissing.
>>681389471>>681389245>>681389162They're just friends hugging, it's not cheating are you dumb
>>681389327>>681387515My god when will Trump do something? Our great nation is collapsing!!!
>>681389554They are kissing
Maybe if they spent less tine talking about the gays and curing migrants, they'd have more people show up in the crowd.
>>681387515chat is this real?
where nails?
LMAO GUYSREMEMBER BOOKS?!IMAGINE
>>681389554>/v/ is so starved of affection that they think any affection is tantamount to hardcore fucking
>those disgusting fingernails
dont chew your nails
>>681389554I'm pretty sure "friends" don't french kiss each other, unless you're some weird faggot
What the fuck am I watching, where are the games? Where are the speedruns?
>>681389553This.
>>681389554>its just friends hugging>and groping>and kissingMfw i have no face: |
>>681389554>>681389558>>681389662trans rights my fellow sisters
This latency is wild. Shout out to the tech crew!
>>681389634>>681389670AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>681389235D
>>681389662back to your polycule cage ben
I'm gonna be about an hour away over the 4th. Will they just let me walk in if I show up with how low the attendance seems? I'd 100% go for a half day trip if you can.
>>681389634>>681389670How does your nails even look this bad? I cut them once a week and they look immensely better than that shit.
>>681389553Except one of them is a man.
>>681389235F
>>681389687stupid yuri bait show
Why is everyone here so hateful :(
>>681387214i thought you said you weren't doing it this year
Did they stream the Ecco speedrun? Or was it skipped for some reason?
>>681389804I feel like they're too greedy for that
How was that Splatoon run?
>>681389634Mental illness got em
Do you think donators who write essays actually think they're funny, or is it just the type of Con autism where they're in like company so they try their hardest to stand out
>>681389839The competing chart anon was the one who quit
>>681389721>he doesnt hug, kiss and grope his friends
>my birthday today>the schedule today looks just shitoh well
>>681388697lots of artificial SSS/S/A ranks. it was a solid ZZZ run and the real numbers show it
>>681389903both (read at your own mental risk)
>>681389837I'm sorry sis but remember every mean post is ironic
>>681389837Nothing but shit runs, shit commentators, shit runners. Lots of time wasted on bullshit that isn't even speedrunning. Why would anyone have anything nice to say?
>>681389916
>>681389804theres a convention ticket cost, who the fuck knows now though because these retards took all the information downhttps://gamesdonequick.com/attend
>>681389923that's good news. there's no need for multiple charts
>>681389982spikevegita stop spamming ZZZ on runs that are fine
>tranny again
>modern shovelware>pride month 2
>tranny runnerwelp
holy fuck i'm out
That's a man.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRIDE MONTH... 2
FUCK OFF TROON
AND ITS GONE
CUTIES ALERT
*pride month 2*sure tranny
The long awaited sequel to Pride Month.....
>>681390078spike would love a run like that. peak fake humor, peak reddit humor
>>681389974happy birthday anon
Why even have a pride month at all. Just make it pride year. It never ends
oh no
I gotta go.. do a thing..
we got abysmal dogshit
>pride month 2
>PRIDE MONTH 2
>>681390035
See you all at ESA I'm out
>tranny runner>tranny couch
Why is this GDQ's schedule so uninteresting? I think the Lufia 2 long run is the only one im actually interested in
this gon' be good y'all
>>681389974happy prideful birthday anon, say the line big man!
yeah im not watching this shit, i literally have to go take a dump
>>681390172>>681390146>>681390180there it is, thats what these faggots will do to not mention the 4th
GIVE ME ONE FUCKING GOOD RUN ALREADY
>>681389525I tried scrolling down his twitterdude's the biggest onions-facing funko-popping SNL-enjoying cuck, but not a hint or mention of getting divorced or cucked by a pajeet/a.
Instant Z.
>>681390142runner has healthy skin and cute little titties, not bad desu
ok this tranny looks fine so far
Pride month 2 let's hecking gooooooooooo
>>681389916I came to this marathon to die
sorry I'm not a transphobe but I can't listen to a guy try to sound like a woman for 40 minutes
>>681390241go to the bathroom and take a shit!
Why do these things think that dragging out vowels is "cute" and "feminine"?
>SHE/HERI don't think so
>tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny
>>681390297he's trying?
>>681390183I literally don't recall any runs when following our girl's screen time.
>>681389974happy birthday, at least pride month is over
>tranny runInstant ZZZ
>>681389974happy birthday
This event is so dead
>>681387214>throbbingewstop that
>What rights dont you have?>We want total dominion over the gregorian calendar
>>681390297he isn't even trying, unlike the one during necrovision
>>681390285fuck this I'm out
>double tranny>absolutely disgusting>imagine experiencing night terrors two nights in a row>imagine losing two children inside of a year>imagine both of your arms being cut off>imagine jumping out of a moving vehicle and then being run over
>>681390297He just sounds like a normal faggot not a woman. So does the fat faggot on the couch.
>>681387841The actual fuck happened for AGDQ '17 to have the literal peak viewership at the time, but SGDQ '17 has the worst?
>>681390426interlinked
>>681390214trans rights are human rights
>>681390158I didn't even know there was a day... so it probably started as a day, then a week, then a month. You know what comes next.
>>681390258Open up anon, here comes another indiepixelshit sidescroller allegory for mental illness.
>>681389974Make it as special as you can bro. Get your favorite guilty fast food meal and play your favorite game. Or hang out here and laugh at speedruns.
>>681390157>>681390364>>681390371thanks anons>>681390214the line
I think couch person likes mushrooms
Fuck thisSomeone rate this run an F for me
kill
>double tranny>shitty quirky hollow knight inspired metroidvaniahere's my rating because I'm not sticking until the endZZZZZZZ
>>681390158Soon.
>>681390341Are you implying that the thread's full of tourists who don't give a fuck about speedrunning? These are all organic /v/ posts, anon.
>40 minutes of this shitLet's just rate this run now. Is anyone really giving this shit anything higher than an F?
>>681390285>>681390286I agree, with some makeup she's even prettier!
i cant believe how slow this game moves and this guy is still fucking up the ledges
i wonder why viewership is the lowest it's been in 7 years
>>681390495I thought mushrooms were an allegory for warlocks?
this was a fun game, recommend playing it instead of watching
40 minutes huh.
>anytime there is these abomination troons running games the view count drops
Is it hip to be ugly? Why is there not a single attractive one?
don't forget to stay comfy!!
>>681390312Imagine suffering from a real disability and everyday is litteral hell, and then you see those fucktroons pretending they're just like you
I hate GDQ
>>681387615Sounds like you're just mad you were banned and ignored by everyone in chat.We have reached the point where the the people who love victimizing themselves don't even pretend to be offended anymore because your shitposting is just unoriginal
>>681390591I meant the info he's providing in this run lad, but you do you do
Where are the females?
Has thread schizo appeared here yet?
>>681390656don't be a bigot
>>681390721That's frost fatales.
I swear, whenever I think we reached the bottom of the barrel of shitty indie Metroidvanias, the hole just gets deeper.
>>681390647I used to just mute tab but I now stop the stream just to make a point, no matter how irrelevant and futile.
>>681390591looks fine, honestly. I see uglier women every day
>>681390757i can fix her
I'm willing to see past the tranny thing... they're not even entertaining nor funny. And the game sucks.
>>681389923Didn't he only do it for one GDQ and one ESA? Damn he didnt last long.
>>681390781It's not that irrelevant.>>681387841
What went wrong with america
What's his problem?
Weird how they all attempt to have the same sense of humor of "purposefully bad puns so you laugh at how intentionally not funny it is". Why do they never attempt anything else?
>>681390786weird flex, hope your life gets better?
Im grippin right now
I actually enjoy playing mediocre platformers and metroidvanias but this game looks so damn sterile and lifeless
>>681390518will do, gotta wait till after 11pm before I officially get my wizard powers.Got some beers to drink and get my elden ring char ready for the dlc, then I got some nice steaks for dinner. Its all good.
i opened this up, and saw a woman speedrunning. these people must think i'm a fool. there are no world record holders that are women. furthermore, these women wont be having sex with me. i've closed the stream and wont be participating.
>troon>indie 2d platformer
>>681387214>only 2 trannies in a dayTroonbros what the hell? Is gdq commiting trans genocide?
Reminding everyone of the two wives who played Hades together
>>681390809you'd think if you made a mushroom character it'd be more inspired and have thematic abilitiesinstead it's>uses a sword>but not even a physical sword>just a movement line
game seems decentshame about tranny runner
>>681390936fuck you. those two faggots flew to ESA to do the same shit right after that
There is nothing even a quarter as bad as all you dramaqueens are moaning about
>>681390874A multitude of things but being entertaining on a camera takes if not a degree of skill some natural charisma. The event throws on people who are awkward even in their own social groups and puts them in front of thousands of people.
>>681390897You must be the one fan of Chasm.
>>681390980We were never having a good time. It just gets progressively worse.
>>681387214>1/16 runs so far has had a tranny runningWhat this tells me is that /v/ is clearly lying about GDQ being a "tranny event".
I have a confession to make.I am having zero fun with this Elden Ring DLC. I think I straight up just hate it.
>>681390998Oh sorry lets be fake positive and talk about how entertaining the run is. You first.
>goes tranny, but can't be bothered to use anything but his normal voice
>>681390897you're wrong, give it a shot. fwiw it has a lot of funny tech (speaking as someone who didn't like look anything up, there's just obviously weird stuff) but it doesn't force it on you. the art is bad but it's one guy. I think it was my second favorite mv of last year
>>681387841BUY MORE BOTSINJECT IT INTO MORE WEBSITES FOR PASSIVE VIEWCOUNTSWE NEED PEOPLE HYPE TO GIVE THESE MIGRANT TRANSPORTERS MORE MONEY
I'm thinkin' I'm not going to be watching 30 minutes of this.
How is the audio desync so bad? If there weren't already 2 reasons on stream to mute it, the desync is a solid third.
>>681390874Millennial Humor
>>681390998yass queen slay>>681391038frost/flame fatales has now become the tranny containment marathon because its so heckin validating. last events tally was 60/40 troons to real women
>>681387214gb2/bed/ jordan
has minhee done her run yet?
Honestly I still prefer a twink confident tranny over the blob type that's so common in these events like the one on the couch. No homo.
>>681391043I'm enjoying it. But I'm on a boss right now that kills in 2 hits. It's genuinely not fun. Once he's dealt with, it'll get better though.
>>681390919yeah its really a bit of a joke that were made to watch this. it is very likely that satan has made AGDG actually to cuckold us. thats the level of petty behavior we can expect from the devil.
Why don't indie devs make something different? Why don't they make an action game like Devil May Cry or some shit? It's always the same fucking thing.
>Wake up>Open stream>See easiest jump in the world being fumbled>Look over at runner>Yup, checks out>Close streamDid i miss anything good since halo?
>>681391021It's unironically on my wishlist lmao. I know people hate it but I figured for a low price I might give it a shot, and it's pretty damn low right now>>681391059eeeh maybe i just don't like how lifeless and uninspired it looks, plus the main character has completely unsatisfying animations
>>681390987>game seems decentit looks beyond generic, the kind of thing you'd play on your phone while waiting 15 hours in the ER because you forgot your book
>>681390998Tourists got sold on it being a peak hatewatching experience, and if they can't get it from the stream they'll imagine their own.
all I know is there will be more trannies for Mario Romhack bullshit.
>>681390998this. the schizos are getting hysterical again
>>681391078Thought it was just me. A refresh fixed it.. I think. I guess it still looks a little off.
>>681389974It's not a birthday event for you, you retard.
>>681391145speed ball was good if you liked last years wild arms
>>681391043You aren't alone. From's dug themselves into a design hole. It's not just you, this actually is worse than the past Souls. It's even worse than the main Elden Ring game. Where are you at?
>>681390993? No they didn't, the only one playing Hades at ESA is some chech guy
RIP ESA Stream 2 now we won't have gems like this
>>681391206yes it is. i did this all for him.
>>681391043Yeah I hate Elden ring and the dlc just reminded me why. They removed everything I liked about souls games to focus on everything that I do not like.
I swear, if Balatro is being run by tranny, I'll...
>>681391146>It's unironically on my wishlist lmao. I know people hate it but I figured for a low price I might give it a shot, and it's pretty damn low right nowI don't even hate it, it's just really fucking bland, it's incredibly pretty but it's really boring.Check something like Abyssal City out if you want a bad but fun Metroidvania.
>>681391136what the fuck are you talking about? there are indie games in almost every genre
>>681391146>completely unsatisfying animationsi agree. but yeah, try it if you like MVs to feel like "wow, I wonder if anyone else played it this way"
>>681390954It's a pixel art metroidvania inspired by the dev's favorite childhood games. Creativity is null.
Fun mushroom fact, I have a bag in my closet inoculated with psilocybin natalensis spores.
>>681391246And it's also not 24h I hear? If true, that shit's going to cease to exist in the near future.
>>681391246And this
don't mind me, just posting NoSleepCoffee
>>681391136sidescrolling pixelshit is like the least amount of effort to praise ration
Please tell me this game was made by one person.
>>681391265stop staring at the facecam and acting like a professional victim and actually watch the run?
>>681391043I saw the final boss and just skipped it, I'll get it at a discount. Elden Ring wasn't that good that I'll torture myself for no reason.
>>681391310People bitched about that for the last ESA, it was fine.The shit with Lovare is probably going to do way more damage, a ton of staff have walked over it, even the dude who does the end of event discos.
>>681391246>ESA 2015>12+ hour crash bash stream>runners were so tired they were practically falling asleep and hallucinatingGood times.
>>681391310Nobodys going due to Lovare MeTooing it, so yeah, its fucking done. No way does it live to see winter.
>>681391265its a troongame tho
>>681391272It's also on my wishlist. I actually pirated it a decade ago and didn't like it, but my taste in games has changed a lot since.My recommendation for a perfectly mediocre Metroidvania is Death's Gambit btw. I recently beat Pharaoh Rebirth too but that one's genuinely good, and more of a linear platformer with backtrackingAlso I fucking love getting rare-ass achievements just for playing through a game, feels so good to be one of the few to see a game through
>>681391359gotta go fast
>>681391246did they confirm anywhere stream 2 is dead?
>>681391310its not, people are jumping off with lovares metoohttps://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vkif what she says is true then the organizers are mouth breathing retards that dont understand the basics of running a convention with more than 10 attendees and its a miracle this didnt happen sooner
>>681391413I can ignore the face but not the voice.
She's kinda cute
>>681387841Good to see, that even normies are getting sick of tranny shit.
>>681391246>>681391443This gem was also this year too.
>>681391230Was fighting some snake faggot. Phase 1 is fine, then phase 2 Im like "What the fuck is even happening?"At this point, if the next not Souls game is like this then I'm done with From Software games.
>>681391435>>681391454Lovare was on a marathon recently. Was this before or after that? I forgot the name of it... it was UK Green or something and it took place in April or May.
>speedrun>runner still jumps into around 50% of all enemies
>>681391196Huh, you're right. This is the only stream that has that issue though, they likely still do some weird video/audio splitting in the backend.
>>681391460What? How?
>>681391265>runner is a FFXIV streamerIt's not looking good bro
So what do people do differently during pride month anyway?
why are they talking about pride month 2? forced meme?
>>681391503I don't understand why you chimp out when you hear a man's voice. Do you not watch male runners? This group hysteria feels artificial.
>>681391246>>681391337>>681391443>No more Tiny Tim calmly guiding a low functioning turbo autist who can only grunt and is seconds away from an autistic meltdown because he choked.>No more Tim using his IRL teaching skills to guide him into a PB
so true!!!
TRANS RIGHTS /v/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>681391626a way to avoid talking about the 4th of july
>trans event>has a trans runner>transphobes lose their mind over herWhy do they do this?
>>681391435>it was fine.No it wasn't>The shit with Lovare is probably going to do way more damage, a ton of staff have walked over itGood, it deserves to die.
>>681391512How long have you been alone
>>681391498It sounds like Edenel was being an idiot, Planks was looking the other way, possibly Metako as well. Ladeur was probably too busy with her head up her own ass.
>>681391626>forced meme?Which meme isn't forced in 2k24?
>>681391435>even the dude who does the end of event discosdont like his runs but his sets are solid
Okay, I hate this run.
Alright yall im headin to the cafeyall want somethin?
h-hey boss... c-can I get a trans rights??
>>681391626Every month is pride month, you racist, sexist, transphobic, drumpf supporter chud.
>>681391626you have to soft land after the month is over, just ignoring it makes it look like you don't give a shitso you joke about lol month 2 for a couple of days so people know you're still an ally
>>681391512HERE COMES, THE CRIMSON CHIN!
>>681391498I mean I'm not surprised, they let the Kraut run rabid around the event and do dumb wacky shit with no punishment, which scared off Celina. Of course Lovare doesn't bring that up though as it's her husband's buddy.
>>681391668Enough to think quacksilver is cute but not enough to think allison8bit is
>>681391643>no more tim (heart problems)
please tell me these are bots and not real humans
>>681391503If you're not looking at the face, what does the voice matter? You just hear some guy talking without looking at him.
>>681391672complete retards if true, wouldve taken no time to properly sort all of this out and now their entire event hast collapsed
>>681391630There's an undeniable artificiality in these voices. I'd respect them more if they didn't choose the most grating inflection imaginable.
damn.....speedrunner duke_bilgewater really got himself banned from all future GDQs after posting this......ice cold....https://web.archive.org/web/20200530214411/https://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
>>681391149never said it was good.it looks like knock off hollow knight with the soul artificially sucked out and replaced with cutesy pixelshit but the gameplay with the quick attack and pogoing and shit is pretty much just a great value hollow knight.
>>681391713I want you to wish me luck.My run is next, I do requests on triples.
Fag month is over stop bringing it up.
>>681391713Has there not been another one of these? This has got to be at least a decade old.
>>681391498>GDQ knockoff is a complete shitshowimpressive
>>681391782Why do channers feel threatened by some random emote?
>>681391539She was at NSG doing the prize stuff, anons in the threads wanted her socks.
>>681391782based defensior
>>681391539Before. She was at Nordic Speedrunners too. So people just thought "Oh she's back at ESA then. she must have just been sick or whatever" and nope, she unleashed that. I think NSG and UKSG split from ESA after too and are g oing solo. They'll probably both try to be the next ESA.
>>681391782the real humans are bots
>>681391848That's all people like this care about. They have no personality or prospects besides what gets them off and flags.
>>681391792TinyTim isn't trans, anon.
>17 mins more troonery
>>681391728ah but of course
>>681391802not seen this post in years
>>681391714hooooyp
>>681391535There was that comfy SMG2 run too, that game is always kino. I'm disappointed that the only SMG representation this event is a romhack and the runner is that guy who always does boring randomizers
>>681391713Post picture of the actual food when you get it.
>>681391782Does anyone have the chat logs of that guy whining because he paid 2k and they didnt read out his messages?
>>681391854ok keiz, wouldnt act this hard in your worst sgdq yet
>>681391714You would be surprised. Just don't be like "haha 100 big ones." It's a Tax Write off, not an indulgence for your guilty conscience.
>>681391713chicken tendies of course
>>681391739>they let the Kraut run rabid around the event and do dumb wacky shit with no punishment, which scared off CelinaWTF I love the Kraut now.
>>681391643Just admit you want to drink Tiny Tim's clitty juice
>She/herHm?
>>681391867What the fuck why does she look 30 pounds bigger here
>>681391878There's stuff like UKSG, BSG, NSG and Hekathon who all seem to be distancing themselves the fuck away from ESA now for obvious reasons.
>>681391918You seem awfully sure the run won't spill over.
>>681391652troons hate july 4th and are commies that wish for the US to be taken over with communism because they think it will be better but it wont be and more than likely trannies would be shot on sight in any commie country
>>681391862Because we're sensitive and easily triggered by symbols and patterns we've been conditioned to fear.
>>681392015more like gross/creepy
>681391802>2014get something fresh, idiot
>>681391674>AI interprets the loose strands of hair as coming straight out of her forehead
>tune in>double tranny run>'pride month 2' every 5 sentencesI go back to sleep
>>681391713yeah, find younger me and tell him to bet everything on the Patriots every year
>>681391713Caesar Salad sounds good i'll have that
>>681390461A17 was peak un-modded GDQ, where the chat reached it's pinnacle shit-show attendance. As a last-straw result, S17 was the first event that they made the chat sub only and started heavily moderating. So of course everyone left, and then it took a bit to rebuild. Also shitty schedule, shitty tech crew, etc. but mostly not being able to clown on runners was the biggest hit.
>>681391878In that case, that's fine. I just want a marathon to talk about with my bros. Whether it's ESA or some other shit.
>>681391914It's fucking weird that this started happening during his runs, the /pol/ children are jumping at shadows.
quACKsilver
He just said "happy pride month 2" again like it was a fart that he was holding in.
>happy pride month 2>a handful of unenthusiastic clapsHow long before GDQ is totally dead
>>681391498I side with ESA on the first accusation. >The people who did it weren't part of the event, they were just in the hotel>It didn't happen at the event, it happened at the hotel that hosted the event>Therefore it's beyond the ESA team as its a hotel issue>Its a hotel issue, go to hotel security.
>>681392125Kek
>>681391435It wasn't fine it stunted the whole marathons viewership hard
>elemental lords>demons>swords>spells Why couldn't any of these been mushroom themed? This game is so fucking lazily made
TROONING...UH ZOOMING
>>681391867>moves to a different event>STILL dresses like a whoresay goodbye to NSG lads in a year or two lads
>troon running a literal childrens gamewhat is the point of this? this games looks so easy and brainded why would anyone speedrun this shit
Did this dude raid his grandma's wardrobe or some shit? Why do they always dress like this?
Did that donation just say “trooning”?
>wake up>turn on the stream>it's a trannyOF FUCKING COURSE IT IS
>>681392226He's a very confused individual.
>>681392163you're right, and im leaning more to ESA too but anyone she told could've went to the hotel themselves and made sure it was remediated.thats what a competent event organizer does anyway
this game seems like a lame knock off of hallow knight just saying
>>681391878>>681392021>speedrunner Brexit is real
>>681392103You should come along to the smaller event threads then. UKSG, Beneleux, AUS, PACE, RPGLB etc. You might like it, A LOT slower than this though and they usually die during dead hours. Sadly the third most active one behind GDQ and ESA is Frame Fatales
>Worse than 40 year old platformers
>>681391713>Two hot dogs
>>681392241Rent free
>>681392226its funny how he has to hide his balding head
>>681392163literally nothing happenedthe most egregious thing is that someone sniffed her hairshe wont even name the people in question, yet complains some people that made her feel uncomfortable still attended esa events afterthis is the most boring metoo case ever
>>681392226They only have 3 classes to choose from>Grandma>Roller Derby lesbian>2005 hot topic mall goth
>>681391537>enemy gets to do 10-second long combos with cryptically hidden tells for whether you should roll, jump, delay roll, teensy-delay roll or ultra-delay your roll, or wait before counterattacking so they don't extend it into a 15-second long combo>You wait until they're done>You do two attacks with a light sword>Game decides that's too greedy and you dieThis is boring. Every boss is the same wannabe-epic godhood master with the same epic orchestra behind them. There used to be the plausible expectation of beating them first try but that's long since gone as memorisation is the one recourse left. My favourite fight of the DLC was the Lamenter and he was some cooky optional gremlin most people likely beat first try - but at least he was FUN and tested me in different ways.Apparently if you use the Deflecting Hardtear, you can turn blocking into Sekiro Deflects, and that makes the game a lot better. But then you realise you're playing a poor man's Sekiro.I want From to do an entirely different game after this. I know they invented Soulslikes, but I'm done with their take on them
>>681392284TWOHOTDOGS
>>681387214Bayonetta 2 run was THAT bad? I guess sleeping through was a good idea.
>>681392267Umm...you play as a fungus, it's clearly different
>>681391489On their discord, apparently to avoid taxing their volunteers. The schedule will be uploaded this week to confirm
>>681392330Dang, I wanted to be a Stealth Archer
>>681391498>hire prostitute to be your prize whore>she destroys your event because autists are ickythis is why scent is kept around. he has no right metoo'ing anyone
>>681392126funny thing is if you say anything you'll be labeled a bigot, the viewers are powerless and they're laughing at them
>>681392414AND the fungus has headphones on
>>681391713not paying for any of that shit. id rather go to a different place.
>get back home from work>load up GDQ>She/Her>male voice and faceit's all so tiresome
>>681392402>tranny*Oh, never mind. It was THAT bad. I didn't see the tranny part.
>>681392021Its gonna be fun to watch the bloodbath against each other in the fight to become the next top Euro speedrun event.
>>681391498women, not even once
minecraft dungeons started at 3:33pm during agdq. i shant be watching it, as i've seen more than enough. satan is working at agdq. and, hes also working on minecraft dungeons.
>>681391713Grilled vegetable wrap please
>>681392278Are the masks so they can’t smell each others putrid stench?
>>681392334The DLC is a flanderized souls game. They need to make souls games punishing instead of difficult again.
>>681387214what happened to live a live?
Oh cool SGDQ is on --- of course its two disgusting she/hers
the chat is a cringe goldmine
>>681392562based schizo
>>681391498easy fix to this is just dont have woman at your event.
>>681392267this is the kind of game ai will be making first before branching to other genres
>>681392330the devs didn't intend for this kind of build so it has very limited options
>>681392623TempestMask on commentary
>>681392623You mean Leave A Lithe?
>>681392573No smelly people allowed at GDQ
>>681392516you’re not alonethis is the lowest viewership sgdq has had since 2017
>>681392623tempestmask1000
>>681392623autist on the couch wouldn't shut the fuck up and the runner sounded like everything about the game annoyed him
>>681387214>Super Metroid and Alien Isolation ZZZOMG WHAT HAPPENED
>>681392573It's more of a western-world post-pandemic excuse to hide their manly faces, much like how a lot of chinese and asian crossdressers or trannies have used masks when doing porn since forever for the same reason, since it's always been normal for them to wear masks in public when sick.
>>681392706Imagine how bad you have to smell to get kicked out of an event of speedrunning autists.
imagine if they both had cornrows and talked ghetto and we would all get banned if we called them white instead of black. How is that any different then pretending to be a girl?
>>681389974
>>681392278Imagine being a woman signing up for a female only event only to find yourself surrounded by dozens of fat mentally ill men in dresses. I wonder what this does to the psyche.
>>681392796Never forget
>>681392885My Queen
>first time tuning im >tranny runnerthis event is SO FUCKING SHIT LMFAOOOOOOOO
>>681392427>trannycordwell if true and probably is considering how winter went ESA is dead. Guess I'll have to find a new small event
Remember to do your part and always vote Z for tranny runs.
>quacksilverplays>allison8bit
>>681391782I disabled the emotes and I only see text instead. "Doritos Doritos Doritos Doritos Doritos Doritos"
>>681391489On discord. They say its to avoid "volunteer taxation" but in reality its "all our volunteers left"
>>681392885>85 Z ratings>0 F ratings>0 D ratings>0 C ratings>0 B ratings>0 A ratings>0 S ratings
bland-ass game
>>681393027z
>>681387515I was going to shitpost about it being girls just being girls but lonely indian dudes will do anything to touch a womanHow recent is this? I can genuinely see drama arising from this
>>681393027Bgame was very generic, but the commentary was decent enoughcan't believe I watched it all
>>681393027ZZZ
>>681392427I don't think they have many people left now, I've noticed they've removed the team page on their site some time after March.https://esamarathon.com/team/https://web.archive.org/web/20240309231950/https://esamarathon.com/team/ >>681392541I don't think there will be, most of them are the same people just shuffled about with who is running each one.
>>681393027no
>>681393027F
>>681393027Z
>>681393027Dboring hollow knight clone like every indie pixel shit nowadays
>>681393027Z.
>>681393027S
>>681392864fat mentally ill men in dresses that are "lesbians" and still creep on you 10x worse or just straight up hate you because you're effortlessly infinitely more desirable to the community. You're honestly in a safer space at a non "female" event
>>681393021honestly i was wondering why theyre doing two streams at all, seems like a lot more workload esp if you stream over nights
>>681392864Didn't they get a new biofem host this year to even it out? Swablu whats her face.
>>681393027C
>>681393027not bad>>681393074
shitty pixel art platformer run by two mentally ill perverts! doesnt get any better!!
>>681393027D, would be a B if not form the two things during it
Z, fuck trannies
>>681393027ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>681393027D
>>681393027Z utter dogshit
Watched the latest Ahoy video during this trash. Pretty good.>>681393027Z
>>681393027ZLet's go gaymers
>>681393027FBoring shit
>>681393027ZZ for double tranny + boring run
>>681393027D, boring as fuck.
>>681391914Took me some time to remember who he was. That's the Mr Rogers-like calm guy, right?
>>681393027Z.Kinda wish we used T.
>>681391310All true. Stream 2 was a bit of a surprise, shared to volunteers before to the general server. I think they planned for Stream 2 and then were forced to give up on it because volunteer numbers wouldn't allow it.
bro what is this? who the fuck dressed you? legit dressed like a gypsy tarrot card reader holy fuck.
>>681393027ZZZtranny playing some ai generated metroidvania while shouting the usual troon shit
People like this are fucking insufferable. Reminds me of furries or bronies during the height of MLP. Like, we get it, you're trans.
>>681393270you leave Allison alone!
>>681387214Bayonetta 2 there was a woman
>>681392885How do I look up this shit on Youtube?
>>681393270And not even a gypsy tarrot card reader
>>681391914Her name is TinyTina now, incel.
>>681393270this is what happens when your a fat troon and nothing fits you so you dress like a granny
>>681393035Love to see it>>681393270Hippy woman that like India/Budha dress like that.
>>681389393>>681389245So what happened?
What a crowd!
i remember sgdq used to be so much fun. I'd watch it like the entire week. Now it makes me want to kill myself. trans identifying men are ruining this world
>>681393270raiding grandma's wardrobe is how most troons get dressed for the day
>>681393131More people and more runs. Also if there was a long run on stream 1, they'd balance it out with a bunch of short runs on stream 2. So there was alternatives for those who don't like long RPG runs or Pokemon runs or whatever, while at GDQ you have to ensure it. Over time Stream 2 got a reputation for being a lot more relaxed than stream 1, both in comfiness and in terms of going over estimate, doing stuff etc.
>>681393270Autism
>>681393270Dead grandma. All they inherited was the old clothes nobody wanted.
>check thread>"rate the run">safe to open the stream again
>>681393336her run is on YT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErm40Ub2Hk
>>681393336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErm40Ub2Hkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzrqoaGOx2k
whats up trannies and faggots how's it goingany cool games being streamed
>guy brought his kids to the eventderanged
>>681393369she kissed an Indian tranny on stream.
>>681393131It's nice to have when 1 stream has runs you don't want to watch. Plus, they've been doing it for years and I think they've only skipped stream 2 a few times, mostly due to Covid.https://horaro.org/esaLooks like they started doing 2 streams in 2013 which was when I started watching.
>>681393405imo they should just skip every run going over 2h except for nights, shit sucks (especially pokemon)
>>681393503I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALLKING ABOUT
i just saw someone walk with a mask on stream in big twenty twenty fourthese people are not real
I really don't know why I still watch this shit every year.
>40k viewersLMAO the power of trannies
Which is more text heavy, leftist memes or leftist rule lists?
>>681393524Hating trannies is more natural then the trannies themselves.
>>681393524everyone here is laughing at you
the schedule sucks. i looked all the way to friday and dont see a single run i want to see. its all fucking mentally ill men in dresses anyways
>>681393592PROTECT THEM.... FROM MEHAHAHAHAHA
>>681393483>>681393486Thank you, I'll go partake in the trainwreck.
>>681393546If the choice is between a 24 hour stream or a stream 2, I'd choose 24 hours over stream 2. But apparently we get none instead.
>>681393592I only watch this to continue humiliating myself. Watcher since 2014
>>681393618kek
>>681393524>phobicDisgust and fear are not the same thing.
>>681393618It basically boils down to "don't be a dick" but they have to spell it out for fuckwits like you.
>people talking about ESA>I had to do some last minute stuff>clocked out and going home nowshit, there's no way I'll be able to pick it up between now and getting home
>>681393618>that pepe rulelolwut?
>>681393715>>681393618absolutely buckbroken
>>681393618>avoid talking about conspiracy theories
>>681393524Not even being transphobic, these people are just annoying as fuck
>>681393761>>681393761>>681393761>>681393761mig
>>681393742the charlottesville frog is literally hate speech
>>681393618>No political campaigningUhm.. what?
>>681393749Yet here you are, seething that trans queens won the culture war. Hmmmmm...
Seriously, can I just show up and buy a ticket/badge at the door? These fucks look like they could use some more money with hoe thin the crowds been since the start.
>>681393715I wish this rule was enforced on 4chan.
>>681393739Wagie
all this troon bullshit actually makes me miss bronies. they werent as bad
>>681393736>It basically boils down to "don't be a dick" but they have to spell it out for fuckwits like you."Dicks get removed" is the tranny motto, nobody needs reminding of it
>>681392816The worst smell I've come across in my life was after a game torunament some 6 years ago. Some guy walked into a ramen restaurant and it smelled like he dived into a year-old septic tank before coming in.It's actuallly amazing someone can even leave their house smelling like that.
>>681393840their politics are ok though, you know which ones
>>681393940kek
>>681393931pump your brakes, it doesn't have to be one or the other
>>681393270Was most likely raised by the grandparents.
>>681393840>No political campaigningUnless it's for le heckin' TRANS RIGHTS
>>681393524I'm sorry that even though the deepest part of my hear wants happiness and love for everyone, I cannot overcome the fact that trannies are the most cringe people on the planet right now. You'll probably have a new wave of something worse take the heat off you in the future though.
>>681393931yeah, remember the good old days on the internet when bronies were the "worst" people you could find onlinenow they seem normal
>>681393848All they succeeded at was making everyone hate them
why doesnt GDQ have FtM trannies? don't men like video games?
>>681393027EBoring game, boring run, tranny runner
>>681393931First it was weebs, then furries, then bronies, now trannies. There will always be a degenerate community to hate.
>>681391498First incident was definitely a security issue that needs better handling but speaking as a female I still think she’s a giant pussy for “bursting into tears” lmao christ
>>681394119>now they seem normalNo, not really. A lot of those bronies trooned out as well. This is part 2 of their autism.
>>681393736>dickNow you're being extremely transphobic.
>>681394318it was never a mainstream thing that you would be immediately banned on every website if you criticized. and completely infiltrated modern healthcare and politics. its become so bizarre i have trouble comprehending reality
>>681394318>First it was weebsHe says, on a weeb website
>>681394119They seem "normal" to you nowadays cause their community is basically dead now.They were and still are some of the most degenerate fucks the internet has spawned
>>681394318Can't talk about bronies, but the few furries I have met IRL were pretty decent people. The kind with the big suits and claustrophobia inducing suit heads.
>>681394167because FtM trannies dont play video games and usually dont care about video games. these MtF trannies are just autistic speed runners who failed so they trooned out to get attention.
