Now: Bomberman 64Next: SpelunkyLater: Bonus Game: BalantroStream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681423476
my runs up next, wish me Chuck! https://youtu.be/IeNkiTx6UwM
>>681429621Why did you have an N64 at kindergarten?
BOMBERMIGGED
atomic bomberman chads rise up
Migg'd
Please don't tell me the Balatro runner is a tranny.
>>681429737Scrawny bastard ruined our streak
>>681429673I'm in.
>>681429673And of COURSE the bastardization of the franchise by Konami becomes our next OP
>>681429752kys
>this guy just explaining autistic version differences in the most soothing voice possible with a big smile on his faceThis run is too good for this shit event
>>681429737I am worried because we're doing well, and that usually means the godless night is coming up, it might come early this year.
Is the audio out of sync with the webcam
don't forget to stay comfy!
>>681429810Why did he do it?
SUPER BUMMERMAN
Strong ESA Stream 2 vibes.
Is this the only Bomberman game worth a shit? It's the only one I ever see mentioned.
>BalantroOP you fucked up, you RUINED your own thread opening! Embarrassing!
this run is kino. these early 3D polygon levels and 90s synth music are very aesthetic
>>681429932bomberman hero is good
>>681429845zoomers are fucking shit, what else is new
>version differences took years to discoverfeels like you might want to do extensive research on the differences before dedicating years to a version, doesn't even seem very difficult to compare, especially when you consider the autism of speedrunners
Why do we wait for those yearly events and bounce between them? (Not E3, game awards, speedruns)Why are "gamer holidays" meaningful to us?Is it just fun for you or are we all lonely and find meaning in those events?
>>681429932as far as I can tell without doing much effort to look, this and Bomberman Hero on the 64 are the only ones to do something more than some sort of variation on the original game
>>681429737What is it with GDQ and always starting off dogshit and then instantly getting better on a Monday? Why not start off with the stronger Monday runs?
>>681429810>xhe answered THE call
How did Bomberman go from this cutesy cartoonish game to... picrel? Genuinely asking.
>>681429932I like Generations and Jetters purely because the pets you can raise and equip (that change Bomberman's abilities) are fun. I know they're not very good games.
this would be a great run to fall asleep to...no bed for another 5 hours
>>681429932Others are more niche and have less fleshed out singleplayer.
Anyone got the average daily amounts? How's this one doing
>>681429979It's fun.
>>681429925i miss stream 2
>>681424314that's a polar bear right? at first I thought it was a dog
>>681430023Bomberman's male audience grew up.
>>681429737Can't believe I missed all the good runs this afternoon
>>681430023konami realized that they could make money off of stupid coombrained retardsthats all
what a dull shit gamedid you played this in your childhood anons?
>>681424314If it's brown, lay down.If it's black, fight back.If it's white, say goodnight.
>>681429979fun things are comfy!
>>681430142here's your (You), dumbass
miggin'
what's up my miggers
>>681430142there's probably some anons ITT that had wii u childhood games, I dare not even think of the switch
>>681430142Yes.Not everything can hold up as good as SM64 unfortunately.
>>681429932Tournament has a pretty good single player mode
>>681430142I did and I hated it. N64 sucked and I traded it in for a PS1
>>681430142>did you played this in your childhood anons?esl-kun, try playing games with soul you might expand your horizons
>>681429763Because the owners of it were based, thursday was always gaming day when we had one hour to play something. It was usually diddy kong racing, sm64, ocarina of time, bomberman 64 or international super soccer 64.
I feel like this boss would have creeped me out as a kid. Not scared, but creeped out.
>>681429752...didnt you start all this crap during gdq 22
I love bomberman
>>681430142Of course a retard ESL gets filtered by a game that isn't braindead.
>green garden musicahh... home.
>>681429979They're fun to watch, mostly.
>>681430301>immediate seethingstruck a nerve i guess
>>681430281metroid prime scared me
modern diets and lifestyles have been a disaster for men
>>681430310Same!
>>681430435pretty cool
>>681430245
>>681430310>>681430487Bvilt for Black Bomberman.
>>681430485Literally two of the healthiest people I've seen at this event.
This late 90s era of experimental platformers was great. People only think of the Mario 64 style but ones like Ape Escape or Bomberman tried some fun stuff with controls or layouts. Got more standardized by the 2000s.
I hated this game. Rented it and it ruined my weekend. Played more Wario Blast on my Super Gameboy instead.
>>681430245Could be worse, my nephew has grown up with mostly nothing but gaming on tablets.
>>681430485>well groomed man of healthy weight and calm demeanor I don't see the issue.
>>681430487But anon it clearly says bomberGIRL.
>>681430275May I ask what country you're from?
Multiplayer was godly in this game.
>>681430245I used to always ask my mother if I could play snake on her nokia phone when we werent at home
>>681430023>>681430619Genuinely embarrassing with how goddamn blatant this shit is. Absolutely shameless.
N64 has to be the comfiest console. This shit is right up my alley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qg0x07oaZY
>>681430719That's the best part.
The boss designs in this are cool as fuck.
>>681430660finland
>>681430719Don't forget to buy the figi.
>>681430619Uh, no. It's CLEARLY Bomberman.
>>681430719Fuck off faggot
>>681429257Yes, but that's also what made it so magical. Just revisiting it in this run, I realise how much of it was truly adventurous. I have no idea how I got all of these gold cards, but I am so happy I did>>681430820They were insane to go up against. The human ones seem underwhelming in comparison
Bombergirl secondaries out
>>681430610>aunt and uncle ask me if they should get their kid a switch because they'd want to play games as a family if possible>talk to them about their options like mario party,kart and how it has other kid friendly games>they end up buying him a tabletI just go "oh cool" and never speak of it again
I liked clover more than this
>>681430861Must be my imagination then.
>>681430979only good post in this shit thread
Balatro isn't a speed run game, it's just an LP. You can literally do nothing in it.
>>681429810never 4get
the biggest problem with this game is you can't use the costumes in single player mode
comfy run. bomberman 64 is easily the best bomberman game and i can not understand why no one has ever tried to make another one like it. at this point i didn't even give a fuck about it actually being bomberman. just make it not bomberman and make it inspired i don't give a fuck.
>>681430743>takes a sip and gets burned>blows it a bit in a hopeless attempt to not get burned on the next sip>gets burned againhe's so me
>>681430023>>681430861This is just porn and it disappoints me
>>681431074this bitch looks like one of the square trains from thomas the tank engine
>>681431141Coomers are fucking cancer
>>681431074and they say men don't hit the wall...
>>681431141Anon, can't you read? It's very clearly just Bomberman.
>>681431054You don't want to watch people discarding until they get a flush on white stakes?
Post your setups. Comfy couch TV reporting.
>>681431207That's the most fucked up thing you could say to someone. Jesus Christ, anon.
>>681430839Nice, guess we couldn't afford n64s in our kindergartens here in Sweden lol
>>681431207roflmao
>>681431180Wonderfully late 90s
Bomberman deserved to die by not going forward with the N64 games style. I don't know how you could make something like this then go back to the NES style.
>>681429978New glitches that only work in certain versions are still found even in popular games like OoT (ganonfloor).
>>681430023>>681430619>>681430856konami is based for this one
R E S E T
>as long as I don't die>dies immediately
oh no :(
HE BLEW IT
>>681431172>tran-sition
>>681429810
>>681431117To back your point, the narrative behind this level was so fun. You think you have it all sorted, then this cheeky asshole moves the goalpost so many times. At the last end, your buddy Sirius cuts him off, leaving you to climb to the toughest tower to finally win.Bomberman 64 was full of extra, wonderful rewards like these. Kirby and Mario games back the philosophy of optional challenges, but none of theirs are really as challenging - or as rewarding. A true plot twist? An extra whole world with a true final boss fight? You're right, devs are stupid for missing inspiration from this one
>>681431392the gamecube has some adventure type games but the levels are more segmented and linear instead of being like 64 where they are more like super mario 64 obstacle courses with an end. The gamecube games are still kind of alright since they feel pretty japanese and comfy.
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>>681431524>You think you have it all sorted, then this cheeky asshole moves the goalpost so many times.he posts on /v/ doesn't he
>40k in an hourWhen will the yetee swoop in to save the day
>>681431054Seems to be a running thing that they throw in shit like that because popularity.
>>681431524every bomberman game has a secret ending as far as I know, but 64 was the first time I experienced one where the good guy just deletes the final boss and then calls you an idiot for trusting him. It was pretty mindblowing.
>>681429978For every pannenkoek that's both autistic enough to become obsessed with a game and talented enough to rebuild it from the ground up, there's tens of thousands that are only competent enough to memorize the reported facts. Smaller games simply aren't likely to get a tech wizard, and that limits them to repeating it tens of thousands of times over several decades and then noticing someone else's footage is slightly off.
>>681431639The second attack?
>>681431614FOR THE EMPEROR
>>681431639fucking SOUL
What makes a speedrun enjoyable to watch for you? Especially if you aren’t familiar with the game.
>>681431506kek
>>681431614SOMEONE RESURECT XIM
>>681431680That's the sequel.
>>681431673'icken on 'eck
>>681431697if you can still see what the story is and follow along
>>681431639The pommy mechanic was so based. Was fun to play with a friend
>>681431639>>681431680bomberman did 9/11
woah! what happened with Hades? why so low?
>>681431473CARLOS!!!!!!!
>>681429810ready for the next AGDQ?
>>681431697Good commentary and neat tricks.
>>681431697I like it when they explain all the tricks in autistic detail while doing the tricks.
>>681431747I thought Bomberman Hero was the sequel
>>681431807lmao
>>681429673bomberman if he anime
>>681429673what the fuck is this bomberloli shit. Don't tell me this is real
Do you think they....
>>681429978>>681431668There tends to be kinda three different groups of people for speedrunners: wizards who just study the game to finds any new tricks, tech experimenters who try and find more efficient ways to utilize those tricks (basically finding ways to make TAS-only tricks RTA viable etc), and then the speedrunners who just execute on the known stuff. Any one player can be a combination of all three.
>>681431614Last five minutes it'll be HEY Y'ALL.
>>681431697100% panic trainwrecks that end in runner meltdownORSSS pure skill fueled kino (these runs are rarely longer than 15 minutes)
>>681431807kek
>>681431829Hero is unrelated, TSA has closer gameplay and continues the storyline.
>>681431887Oh buddy, you have no idea.
Bomboklatman
>>681431340Also played NHL98 on PC when they got one there. They also had stuff like nes, snes and atari 5200 but those were in storage. Got their NES and games some years later when I just went there and asked.
The Yetay! The Yetay!
>timer stoppedSHOUT OUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>day 2>already gating bonus games behind outrageous totals>65k for balatro, over a third of their current marathon total>for a fotm roguelike "speedrun"i thought they were better about this shit last marathon
>>681431687>cringehammer reference
>levels with varying levels of depth depending on what secrets you want to go for>mastering the physics engine will open up new paths>few levels but are full of challenges and are all unique>bosses are all completely different from each other>special rewards for attacking the boss in certain waysgames today can't even do this. The last game that had this level of soul was batman.
>35 minutes of a 1 hour 45 min estimateIMPRESSIVE WORLD RECORD BOIZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>681432038Absolute blew the world record out of the water, holy fuck.Can't believe we're going to get all this bonus Bomberman to fill the unprecedented time gap.
>>681432038
Why is the timer stopped?
>>681431807lmao, I can't unsee it now.
wish this was hero instead, if not just for the 10/10 ost
Guess he used a Timebomb.
>>681432052Balatro came out months ago anon, it can't be fotm
Bro tech crew has been especially fucking inept this GDQ. It's only day fucking 2
>>681432130this was the funniest shit ever
>>681432179flavor of the marathon!
>>681432179yeah and the hype/interest died down months ago
>>681432206I remember working out at the time while watching it and I could barely focus on what I was doing, I was in disbelief at the meltdown I was witnessing unfold.
>>681431639I remembered playing Second attack when I was young but I forgot the name and couldn't find it for years. I thought I had made it up.
>>681431887Is very real
>>681432174Good one.
Are those bomb jumps intention->Answers the question while I'm typing He must have shaved his head for his brain to get a more clear connection to the Noosphere.
>timer stopped>fixed timer>now the ads below the commentators names is brokenSHOUT OUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>>681431934>bomberman went from the game in the current run to that, and then became a coomer serieswhat a life
I remember being so proud of myself for finding the instant skip on blue resort one
>>681432297Coomers literally need to die, but c an't blame companies for taking advantage of these idiots and ruining franchises for easy coomebucks
Coomerman
Is Stellar Blade eligible for a run? Cos that would actually likely make for a fun speedrun given how the movement and areas are set up, I'm sure there's plenty of manips or skips to be found.
Cutie on the couch in back alert
>>681431639>sir, a second bomberman has hit the 64
>>681432134i think because he killed himself at the start of a cutscene.
n_n
>>681432201Some of the sponsor images are broken as well.
>>681432052>we suckered all we could from zem till ze last meenute?>doomp ze yetee safety funds>and triple ze next incentive
>>681432402MODS MODS MODS
>>681431887Anon... this is Bomberman now. You have to accept it.
>>681432297porn is the mindkiller
there is no way they stopped the timer because he said "stop the timer" while explaining the glitch
>>681430719I only cringe when it's all titty monsters. Bomberman does lolis so it's based.
>>681432402watch the fuck out we got a tough guy over here
>>681432370boomer man was dead anyways,
I sit like this too and people call me gay, It's just more comfortable..
>>681430245>someone who was 9 when Xenoblade X came out can legally post here
>>681432347with how incompetently frankensteinian their whole setup is, I wouldn't be surprised if the timer itself was coming from one dedicated stream
>>681432539
>>681432539Sure, homo.
>>681429810>>681431807
>celeste bid war How many fucking events do we need a Celeste run?
>>681429673Damn, I thought this was a Bombergirl thread.
>everything's black nowLMAO
tech crew bros...
GDQ is collapsing in real time! The void is taking over
>now the entire UI is goneSHOUT OUTS TO THE TECH CREWThis run is fucking SSS tier my dudes.
Lmao the layout turned off
>>681432568Well I guess Xenoblade Chronicles isn't exactly new.>XOh
Anonymous... I'm scared...
>>681432409broken image link lol
The whole UI is fucked now.Guess that's one way to fix it.
>>681432606Needs a smaller mouth to match
>>681432402YES LET THE WORLD ABANDON ALL HIGHER FEELING TO HUMP THE DOLLAR, YESSSS YOU HUMANS WILL BE MY DELICIOUS DISGUSTING PIGS DOWN HERE IN THE MUD WITH ME FOR ETERNITY
literally nothing is happening and the tech crew is still fucking it up
>>681432639Idk why it's so dark, the actual hall is not that dark
What does it mean?
>>681432593TIL I'm vers bottom
I wonder when they're going to fix the audio desync.
>>681432797MODS MODS MODS
AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAH
run's dead
>look over at chat (never advised)>TECH CREW IS UNREAL heart heartBut they're fucking up. Why praise them when something is wrong?
This is turning into a chokefest.
yo why this creepy n*gga whisperin?
run's bombed
>>681432797Choke alert
its so over
>>681432913asmer
>>681432593I go through all stages of this and more while sitting in a chair for longer than 10 minutes
bombergirl troon is upset
>>681432835
I left during this chameleon game and the same guy is still playing how?
This dude is also a pretty good skater.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN0uF4eoMy8
why is the audience so empty?it looks like 3 am in there
>>681432913>WHY ISN'T HE YELLING ALL THE TIME LIKE MY STREAMERS
>>681432874first time watching? they clap at every fuck up as a form of consolation prize
do you pick it up?
>>681431887hey anon wanna know something more funny?This game is a sequel to TSA in lore
>>681433021It's the same game, the run just dragged a bit.
>>681432797Bomber... tits.
>>681433038At 3am there was only like 3 people so it's much better.
>>681433009Uh, mods, can we get this guy B-B-BANNED
>>681433074yeait looks cool
>>681433038The spectator setup is awful. Someone post the pic someone took from the chairs yesterday.
>>681433071I just don't understand why their reaction to seeing a tech issue is to praise the tech crew.
are they using real hardware or emulators for this?
>>681433078>milons secret castle
>>681431807holy fuck anon
>>681433165I can only hope it's more of a sarcastic reaction seeing as any negativity is hit with a permaban but knowing these people that can't be farther from the truth.
>>681433171The framerate tells me that's a real N64.
>>681433038The trannies are all dilating right now
>>681432593>vers bottom>bottomIM A TOP
>>681433231It's not sarcastic. It's more of their toxic positivity.
>>681433165Because zoomers are used to being praised for everything, and their millennial parents are used to praising their fuckup kids for everything.>don't worry about that mistake, you're doing a great job!
>they paused the timer AGAIN
>>681433171GDQ refuses all emulator runs (because GDQ fucking sucks)Think of how few DS/3DS runs there's ever been.
>>681433171Real hardware I believe. That's why these runs take so long to start.
>>681433165>not doing the opposite during public events
what's the highest turn out gdq has ever had?
>>681433148you now shit bombs
>>681433165They think they are being "encouraging".
cheers, ronaldo is crying
>>681433323Not true. They played games on the switch online earlier (emulator)
>>681433327>plug in console>turn it on
>>681433323>>681433327They only care about real hardware when it comes to nintendo consoles because they are the only ones that care about people emulating old games.
>>681433021
>>681433165To be fair it was a sign they were working on it as we now see
>>681433458Yeah, and the tech crew somehow fucks it up every single time
Almost her time to show up again
I never noticed before now that the architecture had a bomber-princess looking character on it. Is this the Mona Lisa of Bomberman's world?Is she pretty?
>>681433113grim
>>681433535Sex with Princess Bomber
>>681433535stop posting lust provoking images.
>>681433038Everyone attending the herpes exchange sessions in hotel rooms
>>681433535That's from some other planet, not Bomber planet.
>>681429673
>Blue Resort
>>681431324more of a recliner guy myself. I don't know why twitch has to be such bastards about making easy ways to watch not on a computer. Luckily I found a unofficial app on the roku which is the best I've had it work since the wii u browser lost support
RIP
ChokeHow do you choke on boomerman
>>681433449actual emulators, not nintendo emulators you pay money for
This run is going overestimate, but I still want to give it an A
>>681433696just chromecast it anon
dude...
>>681433009someone DO something!
>>681433458Don't forget the capture cards and whatever adapter shitshow they have to pull off to make old game consoles connect to modern TVs
>>681433694look at this little tramp
>>681429673>Kinda interested in the violet speedrun>see graph >why so low>check for myself and troons on stage already a minus for me>nickname donation is Trans rights>yikes sweaty >realize medicham uses hi jump kick in the run>skim the video for hi jump kick uses and pray the medicham misses and brings the stats up to 42%>leave disappointedWould have been s tier run for me are all the modern pokemon runs like this?
>>681433790B due to choke fest unless he brings it back
>cant post while using Kurobangmi
How do you speed run Balatro?
>>681433868is this your first GDQ?
>game overOH NO NO NO
>dies
>>681433932speed run?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFCancel the run
>>681433932mods, get this guy
>that awkward pause for applause that never cameWhy does that loud fuck think he's funny?
BALD MAN, NOO
>>681433904works on my phone
>>681433942Havent seen the event in years
>>681433009I love the "mods." one
I guess I'll use the checkpoint to catch up on the newest LO
>>681432670>>681432686Shoutouts
>>681433165there's basically no negativity allowed at all in that chat so they've resorted to only messages like that over the years
>>681429737Shit block followed by a good block then right back to shit.
lol
Classic Bomberman
>>681432606
>>681434039the period really gets a visceral reaction from me
Did anyone actually buy this game as a kid, or did we all rent it every week until we beat it?
>>681433932looking at the category, it's winning three runs with three separate decks (random seed), presumably on base difficulty, so it's just winning runs asap based on what the game dishes out.
>>681434087kek
>>681434113everyone rented it, nobody bought it.multiplayer was fucking awesome.
>>681434098
>>681434113I owned it and somehow got all the diamonds even back then. It was insanely difficult
>>681434098Now this is why I look forward to GDQ threads
Be nice to Game and Shout this event folks, he's been punished.
>>681434113I did. Goemon was my rent until beat.
>>681433845https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWJxWIvRZ3o
>>681434018i need an adult
why did the timer stop
>>681433009Where's the jak of the guy pointing at the camera?
>>681434216damn
>>681434216>cropping the dateKill yourself
>>681434216separating instead of divorce meaning she wants to try and make it work but he is just so fucking hard to live with that she hopes maybe a break will make her want him again instead of just taking half his shit and leaving. imagine.
>>681433794i prefer not to because it's a pain plus I can watch it in the garage on smoke breaks without missing anything. The wii u was still the best because you could take it with you on shit breaks too and it made posting screenshots simple
>>681434216>he has a wifeIt's so over
>>681434113rented + played at a friend's house
>>681434391Not anymore
>>681434391>hasnot for long
>>681434337jesus paranoid motherfucker. This is recent.https://x.com/MrGameAndShout/status/1785318941708976457
>>681429737Reminder this freak is a faggot groomer grooming grown ass men into his shitposting cabal
>>681434113I had it on loan from another kid for a little while, didn't own it myself. Good game.
>>681434280Works on my phone. 33.23, don't update past that because the dev is an idiot and ruined it.
>>681434384Smoke breaksA very merry lung cancer to you sir
>>681434373Or she wants to ride the cock carousel guilt free
>>681434113So I'm not the only one that thinks the runner looks like Nostalgia Critic
>>681434373Nah, some states require you to be separated for a length of time before you can file official divorce proceedings.
>>681434216>My wife and I are separatingSo will he be Mr. Game or Mr. Shout in the future?
Was there drama over the female prize goblin getting fumbled and kissed by the nigger tranny? Isnt that virtually rape by gdq standards?
>>681434512cock carousel
Why is Doug Walker playing Bomberman at SGDQ?
>>681434546Anon, Scent and Mr. Game and Shout are probably making out right nowThat's normal for GDQ
>>681434537kek
>the self-dunklmao
>>681434216>...right. Let's get to it.
>>681434216Unshackled. His rise to power begins.
>>681434546if all parties involved consent its not drama, its just a scandalthe answer to your question is no
>>681434373dunno, could also be that she's moving to another state to pursue a job opportunity, but he can't follow after her right now
>runner fucks up>crowd: *applause* kek americans
as a kid the diamonds you collect in this game made me think of these fucking things every time and I would always go and get a bowl when I played
>>681434280I AM AN ADUUULT
It's fine runner we like you
>chokes>chokes>chokes againAt least I'm comfy>>681434216Why do people choose to reveal this stuff to strangers on social media?
>>681434587That's clearly northernlion. Get it twisted.
>>681434587This is actually 'coons 5th QDG appearance.
BALLS OF BRASS, SIRPOLISHED TO THE NTH DEGREE
>>681434703>NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>681434373They're divorcing
He's so soft spoken and relaxing, I could nap.
>>681434467So that deboonks the SEAmonkey who thinks he's a janny? Based.
Where the bombergirls at?
>>681434714He only choked twice, he got it on the third go.
>>681434661It's trying to hype him up. You wouldn't get it. The audience comes here to sit and be dour and cross their arms
>>681434373why are you writing fanfiction for two people you don't know?
what the fuck is this asmr
>>681434654he's out there, going for it
>>681434740>line must go upGuess nice on the boss to at the very least offer the severance package
>>681434740>different visions of what we want long-term in our romantic relationshipsit's a sex thing isn't it?
>>681434781She is helping you are you not seeing?
>>681434740sometimes I wish I was a normalfag but this sounds like hell. And the fact that he's even posting this on twitter makes it even sadder.
>>681434740kek based boss doing the huckleberry finn strategy so he can't get unemployment
>>681434740Why the fuck would you tell any of this to the internet? This should be private, what do you even gain by screaming this into the void?
>Have GDQ on second monitor on low volume>Suddenly hear loud yelling>Instantly recognize it as the faggot announcerWhy are they like this tho
>>681434870nice legs on the nubian queen
>>681434974sympathy, pity, maybe money especially if you're a woman
Here's a quick one for the bomber bros
>>681434870He might as well posted a large billowing red cloth
>>681434985It's much worse in person
>>681434490>33.23, don't update past that might be the problem, im running on latest gonna check in a second>>681434703reach deep inside me and grab hold of my essence
>>681434859I like it, much better than some sperg screaming for the entire run.
>>681434740INSTEAD OF LEARNING HOW TO DO HIS FUCKING JOB HE QUITwhat a fucking loser
>>681434740>We ABSOLUTELY plan to raise the kids togetheruhuh, yeah i've heard this one before
>>681435036Nice
>>68143497411 whole likes!
>>681434740why the fuck do emotional stunted retards air all of this shit out on socials. what the fuck.
>>681434781Bombergirls!
>>681434910Imagine that guy shouting in bed:>ANOOOOTHER HARD THRUST FROM MY PEEENIS>HOW ABOUT STARTING A TRAIN>LET'S GOT TWITCH CHAT>FIVE, FOUR, THREE...>WE JUST HIT CLIMAXNot everybody's cup of tea I suppose.
>>681435058yea its nicebut then game and shout has to come in and earrape everyone
>>681434974You asked this at the literal instant this bellowing faggot yelled some attention-grabbing bullshit through my speakers
>>681435036Cute.
>>681435036
>>681435036very cute!
>>681435097fuck OFF already
>>681434740goddam they basically gave him 2 years to get good at his job and he still couldnt do it
>>681434740>upheaval in tech of late>the role was never good for mewhat the fuck is this dipshit talking about? i work in tech, i work in infosec. what fucking tech upheaval happened in the last two years?
Fuck another roguelite speed run after this
See she show up
>>681435097Sexxo
>>681435192AIThat's it
>>681435293cant be that. it hasnt done shit for anyone yet.unless this guy got hired as an AI engineer and literally couldn't do that job AI would have had no impact on him.
>>681434910She probably wanted an open relationship and he didn't.
>>681434870>shirt
I would have dodged that
>>681435293That's barely in the earliest days of possible applications in actual businesses.
>>681435192when you need to work for a far left company, the white guy dies first when they need to downsize.
>>681435192"Don't tell fish stories where people know the fish."You know the fish. A lot of people who have jobs in "tech" as in call centers or building prebuilt PCs will get fired of late and then claim that "AI IS RUINING EVERYTHING" to save face to family and friends. I've seen it twice among my own circle of friends already and anecdotally from internet connections.
>>681434740>already have kids>but somehow have different visions about what they want long term in their relationshipI'm sorry, I'm a little confused here. Why have they had kids at all if they weren't settled on this and completely comfortable with each other long term?I don't get relationship havers sometimes.
>>681434641Probably it will be Mr. Shout, because clearly he has no game.
and he died. run over on to the next one!
>>681435097>still no way to queue up with friendsbro this game is sick but it's so boring with randoms.
>>681435192I read that as him getting new responsibilities but no increase in pay, possibly because someone else got fired or changed jobs. This then leads to less productivity because he's got too many things on fire at once. A tale as old as dirt in tech sector.
>>681435036hey Mako, what do you think of the ESA drama & a bunch of senior members dropping out?
>>681435381bro you can get some of that they/them pussy, let them have their fun. You know what's going on.
>>681435453heh
>>681435450moneybitch mad he don't make enough
>>681435439youre probably right
>>681434773There are a few schizos out there trying to do copes as to why the run they liked/disliked wasnt rated correctly because they cant accept others liked/disliked it. There has to be some conspiracy.
I can't even imagine a woman loving me enough to want to be near me, let alone spend time with me enough to decide she wants to marry me and have sex with me and give birth to multiple children with me. So I also can't imagine how she would suddenly change her mind and decide she doesn't like me anymore. My entire life has just been grinding and putting up with bullshit so I wonder what its like for the GDQ announcer to seemingly have "everything" and then lose it all. That's insane, there are entire expansion packs to life that I have no concept of. Here I am shitposting on /v/ without a care in the world, unaware of what joys and sorrows life has in store for me if I just went down a different path.
>>681435036nice
>>68143545090% of relationship problems are due to lack of communication. People assume wrong things.
>>681435426Hasn't stopped companies getting excited, booting a lot of people out and then half the time ending up re-hiring them at a higher rate than what they used to work for.
>>681434740What the fuck is wrong with modern society? Why would you air all this shit out publicly on twitter? What on earth makes you think this is a good idea?Maybe if you spent less time moaning on social media and more time trying to get better at your fucking job you wouldn't get fired faggot
>>681435168But I'm just talking about the Bomberman series!
>simple to follow gameplay with plenty of micro and macro tech>dynamic visually >chill but informative commentarybest run today ez
>>681434216Dating someone new already?
>>681434740>We had different visions of the relationshipDoes this nigga think raising his kids is like starting a band or something
>>681435706Last warning
>>681435638go out and do something you've never done tomorrow. get out of your comfort zone and do *something* with your life. you only get one life mate
I'm gonna be honest lads, this game sucks ass. And yeah I played it when I was 8 when it came out. I don't understand people having nostalgia for it ITT and in the donations. I rented it and my weekend sucked because of it.
>>681435706Fuck on
>>681435450mid life crisisI work in Payroll I see it all the time
>>681435779>go out and do something you've never done tomorrow
>>681435791MODS MODS MODS
>>681435783it doesn't suck, you just didn't like it
>>681435706Maintenance is over, want to queue?
>>681435450cumming inside feels very nice.
>>681435036Hooray, you delivered one for this GDQ!
>>681435783I think it's a neat game, but gating the true ending behind the gold cards was a weird choice.
>>681435721good for him. may as well get that rebound pussy
>>681435708Too bad he's choking so much. Can't help but wonder how hard he'll shit on the estimate.
>>681435702this is the first thought that crossed my mindmaybe he's trying to farm some twitch subs or score some gdq pussy
>>681435721does she realize that you can tell race and sex from skeletons?
>>6814358612 weeks a year the mods are here around the clock.
Your very good friend /v/
>>681435036cute art for a fun run
>>681435873If I don't like it then it sucks. My taste in video games is objectively correct.
>nobody sticks around for runs>everybody is out partying Is that what runners go to gdq for now
>>681430573>>681435783
>>681435846JEJ but seriously go do it! even if it's driving 100mph down the wrong side of a highway after 5 beers yelling out your window telling people to buy skyrim
>>681434216>>681434740Wait this just reminded me that at the end of AGDQ this year, someone posted with a badge claiming to be a GDQ volunteer and answered a whole bunch of questions. One of which was that Game and Shout was going through a hard time and was getting divorced, before he ever announced anything. If anyone remembers that, it revealed a few other things including a ranking of pic related of most to least asshole.So I guess that guy was legit?
>>681435783I don't get it either, I remember going to blockbuster and getting it from a bin where they sold retired rental games, got this and diddy kong racing and I think we only ever played bomberman like 3 times.
>>681436016what was the ranking?
>>681435721I wouldn't hit that even drunk
>>681434740This is beyond oversharing. Why do we need to know? You realise that a diligent company looking you up might find this, and weigh that against hiring you?
>>681436002if it's anything like other tech events I've been to yeah (mostly hacker events). sure people go to talks but the real value is hanging out, meeting new people, getting fucked up and just experiencing the stuff you can't experience after the fact by watching a recording
>>681435931FUCKING KEK
Hello there how about BAAAAALLLAAARRRTTOROR
>>681436012Not a samefag. Seems similar but it's common that a weekend is ruined by a game that isn't liked.
>>681436002That's basically what happens at all of these events off-screen. It's an excuse for everyone to come together.Like if you don't know anyone who's also going, I don't see why you'd go.
>>681435097What happened to the PC version of this? Do we have hacked private lobbies yet?
this game doesnt look very fun at all but maybe back in the day it was interesting
>>681436016Is Kungfu nice in person?
>>681435783Wrong.
I'll never understand why brown people feel the need to spam porn in every live thread.any sport or marathon
>>681435787Now we're talking!
>>681436070i think it was huds and spike were the chillest, and keiz and the girls were the worst.
>>681436016Found the post, >>664456624
>>681436115>>681436159I guess I'm weird for wanting things to be just about the speedrunsnormalfags ruin everything with their "socializing"
>>681436002There are multiple floodlights blasting in your face the whole time to light up the couch and the screen is small far away and high up on a shitty projector. You have to really like a game to want to sit there for more than 20 minutes at a time.
>>681435783you're the fucking idiot kid that went to another kids house and told everyone your friend did dinner wrong because they ate at 6 and not 4
>>681436070all i remember was >1. jhobz>last. rubiehart
>>681434157>>681434189>>681434227>>681434421>>681434475So we all did. Wow, this game really was there for Blockbuster's peak or xtra-vision for me>>681434514He's Doug's reflection, so softspoken
>>681436217Bombergirls make me hard
>>681434974Everyone on twitter does it, its attention whoring and pity mongering to the max. They constantly want validation.
>>681436002These marathons were always big social events for runners, though GDQ always seemed more antisocial between the groups of runners.
>>681436070It was more or less agreed on by several people, some suggested minor adjustments in the middle, but everyone agreed on the top and bottom two.
>>681435721>ok hey babe just sit there gonna take a pic>aw thats sweet, you going to set it as your phone background?>no i need to post it on my socials>you need to... what?>my socials, everyone is the whole needs to know that right now we're on a date>w-what? why would you do that?>you know, so people know i have sex. this is very important to me babe
>bring on the bomb scares!m.. mods!
these bomb jokes are making me nervous bros
>>681436282
>>681436256Most speedrunners aren't actually autistic but just failed normies.
>>681436256It was like that early on, but even I went to ESA not to watch the marathon, but to mingle with friends and play board games. You won't see that on the stream, but ESA is/was a bigger event beyond the what you saw on stream.
>>681436002That and sex>>681436159Its even more visible at ESA where its empty on a Friday, and they're blatantly posting pics at bars, and stumble in drunk at 1am and we get drunk runs.
>>681435931t-trust the science chudcel
The runner is super chill but at the same time kinda creepy with that voice and face expressions He's like Uncanny Willy
SO LONG GAY BOMBER
>>681436371Slut
>>681436435kek
>>681436070All I remember is Hobz and Spike at the top and Rubie at the bottom.>>681436348Yeah this guy, he posted about Game and Shout's marriage troubles too and that Sent gets into the inecntiv
>>681436016Let me guess, Ruby at most.
>>681436268Nah I was the kid with the N64 so everyone came to my house. My house was like a literal daycare, there were always dozens of kids. Four player games like Goldeneye and Smash were ideal because they're four player, but I always got to play of course. Anyway they always ate our food so dinner was always at my house. Parents even started dropping off their kids there like it was a literal daycare, kids I never even met. Once a lady even dropped off a baby who was like the brother of a friend of one of my friends and my dad finally had to say something. But we set the rules for dinner is what I'm saying. And I get to have the opinion that Bomberman 64 isn't good.
why did the bomb stop while sliding in front of the boss?
>>681436282>>681436467>>681436371MODS MODS MODS
>>681436397Its the same at GDQ they have a whole arcade section with legit tournaments, its where Spikevegeta spends most of his time.
>>681434740so you're telling me that a speedrunner who's main hobby is doing one specific task on repeat for decades on end wasn't able to be good at a different and new taskwell I'm SHOCKED
>>681436407You cant convince me anyone there has sex
>>681436586this cant be real
>>681436016https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/tripcode/OJ3Ob5vqh%2BV/
>>681436348Lines up with what I'd heard from a friend who ran Shadow of the Colossus, where Rubie is considered an immense narcissist and isn't liked outside of a circlejerk clique.
>>681436620You can stop kicked bombs mid motion.
damn
>>681436694Wow thanks
>>681436586MODS MODS MODS
>>681436673When I went to ESA couple times Feasel was basically busy hosting the tournament room the whole week.
>>681436561gonna be honest that was a pretty sweet blogpost so i'll apologize for the rudeness i was trying to get you to realize that because someone likes something different than you doesnt mean it suckshave a great day anon
>>681429737>> the icon for ad is a star of davidSensible chuckle
this is a comfy run that wouldve been better in the late slot
Bomberman 64 sucks. One of the worst games I ever rented as a child.
>>681436736thats fucking insane
>>681436397Pretty much my experience at ESA too, went to be on a friend's couch but most of the time was spent chilling out with people and fucking about trying to complete on setting times on random shitty games Street Boyz style.
>>681436789Its where most of the GDQ go nowadays, its like their hideaway. And is the answer to "Why do Spike/Hobz/Feasel stick around when GDQ is a shadow of itself?" its because they're pretty much going for the tournaments in the arcade room, the speedruns are secondary.
>>681436895I'm surprised you could still rent N64 games in 2020
God I love the rainbow palace music.https://youtu.be/2X6b71onnxM
>>681436256It's what happens when a hobby gets popular enough to become a community, you have people who are only there for the community part.
this runner is like omega-baldlike all bald people are bald but this nigga is extra bald
>>681436394This is a blackpill but it's the truth>t. watches a disconcerting amount of small speedrunners who are basically normalfags in denial
>>681436256theres no reason we couldnt have real speedruns and all those other things. the problem is this >>681437040
>>681437090Its cause he polished his head so its shiny
man GDQ sure is packed this year
>>681434740wait so the doddering clueless boomer thing isn't just an affectation? he lost his job cause he couldn't keep up? lmao>>681435132top kek
>>681436716Lines up with pretty much everyone desu. Seriously I can imagine Kungfu being okay, she's probably just preemtively rude to strangers, so she doesn't get hit on for the umpteenth time. I can imagine Melo being okay to hang with, even if he's annoying on cam. Maybe Adef is okay, too, despite he seems to be a tryhard with a psycho stare.But I can't imagine any redeeming qualities of Rubie, even if I try my hardest.
>open Twitch to see what game is playing>immediately greeted with a disgusting drag queen>finally find the channel>Mr. Game and Shout commentatingI just can't win today.
>>681437090Are you legitimately retarded?He's shaved his headThat's different to balding you fucking idiot
is there an audio delay or are the links all purple again
>>681437150When I shave all my hair off I just feel fucking cold. idk how they do it
>>681436938The Street Boyz sure overtook the event that year when it got big. Even all Jackbox games at the backroom were nothing but Street Boyz shitposting.>>681436939Can't blame them, really. I enjoyed playing arcade at ESA during the late hours when people were starting to go to bed, and I was waiting for my friend to finish his business before we went to crash at his place.
>>681437093you wouldnt need to watch anything but gdq to know that. anything made in the last 15 years or so is just boring shit being played fast by dweebs.
>>681437150Me in the back (literally)
Spellmaker's sound bytes scared me so much as a kid
OVER ESTIMATE
shoutout to the tech team for the audio delay
>>681436256Marathons aren't where serious speedrunning goes on in the first place, you're at best using slower strats to try and make sure you reliably complete the run and on schedule.
I like this guy.
>>681436716>immense narcissistI mean this is the person who nominated themselves for streamer of the year after all.
>>681437150packed, and yet it still sounds like the audience has the personal volume control of someone who's spent 40 years on the goddamn short busOr it's voices up front cause game and shout is too damn retarded to know how a mute button works
>>681436938Is the whole "Everyone just goes to get drunk on the weekend" thing true?
>>681437369Yeah, people tend to forget that actual WR attempts tend to be full of tricks that might make you reset a bunch or lose heavy time losses. You've got only one chance at these marathons, so better take it safe.If you want actual real speedrun attempts, watch something like Break the Record.
I'm not saying this run is badBut I'm legitimately surprised I'm still awakeThis is some bomberman speedrun ASMR shit right here
I am an adult?
>>681437376anyone posting her has been played for a fool
>>681437541Not if I can help it
>>681437442The set where Mr game and shout and spike are at is about 40 feet away from where the runner sits. That's why. The crowd isn't very loud
>>681429737>go to sleep>runs instantly become bettterFuck
RED BOMB HYPE
>>681437541So true, sister. This run makes me feel like a little boy again.
>>681437497This is most cons that aren't shitholes. Go there, do events, meet people, hang out, get dinner, party.
>>681435783>>681436561Admit it
bald boy's voice is putting to me sleep but mr. game and faggot always wakes me up
>game and shout's pause for clap>complete silence
>mr game and shit starts singing AGAINgod damn it
>>681437687if it wasn't for the donations this'd be a great thing to watch to go to bed
>>681436397ESA also had like trips out you could go on, like I went rock climbing with a bunch of FPS runners.>>681437264>The Street Boyz sure overtook the event that year when it got big. Even all Jackbox games at the backroom were nothing but Street Boyz shitposting.It's pretty cool when something like that happens organically.
>>681429737Smart Ball's rating is insane. There's like 3x votes with a ton clustered on both Z and S/SSS. What the fuck happened?
i fucking hate Game and Fag so much its unreal
>>681437569I just think she's a misunderstood girl
>>681437742why monke so smug?
>>681437607I thought I heard spike fuckin yapping.thanks for clarifying.
>>681437539I know, it's just the best isn't it?
>>681437218people who arent fucking retarded shave their heads when they show that they are balding enough anon
>>681437541GoodNow bend over
>>681437772Yeah, it was cute, even if I didn't stick around to meme with the street boys guys much. I did get really into Quick and Crash when that was brought over the first time, though.
>>681437814Yeah he's fucking loud
>>681437632Gosh I love little boys.I'm trans btw
this would be extremely comfy if it weren't for game and shart
>>681437794fun couchsome autists spammed Zsother autists spammed S to counteractthe usual shit
>>681437794It depended if you found it funny or not. They spent most of the run wheezing from laughing directly into the mic
>>681437497I wouldn't say just about drunk, but there's an element of it going on, and it's way more that than the weird ideas some anons have about it being some sex party orgy shit.
I'm 33, work a min wage job in a call center and have no prospects and this marathon takes me back to 2013 which makes me want to kill myself. God I need to stop watching speedruns.
>>681437212>Adef: Theater kid, kinda drips with insincerist>Spike: Nice but always busy, either swamped with work or swamped by other people>Feasel: Nice but kinda tuned out and on autopolit>Hobz: Nice and chill, will make time for you>Melo: Nice but zesty as fuck, is more chill when the camera is off and he isn't in "Melo mode" but he's still a lot>Keizaron: Always in his feelings, kinda mopey, easy to offend but he tries hard not to be but you can tell his feelings get hurt easily, he has this weird self deprecating humor about him but then is always fishing for compliements, doesn't mean to be an asshole he just gets wound up a lot over nothing and needs constant affirmation>Kungfu: Nice but distant, feels like she's tolerating everyone>Rubie: CUNT
Rate this run!
>>681437442i was being sarcastic, look at all the empty chairs
>>681437979A
>>681437772>>681437858anyone remember the kamen rider watchalong?
>>681437979S
>>681437979C comfy but dull also fuck game and shout
>>681437979C
>>681437979AThis guy is chill as fuck and explains relatively nicely.
>>681437979B for bombeman
>>681437979A. Chokes throughout hut he brought it back
>>681437979B+
Rate Bomberman 64
>>681437979CCouldn't pay attention, it wasn't BAD but it wasn't interesting at all
>>681437794If you saw Wild Guns last year it was the same couch/atmosphere. some anon summoned the spirit of spikevegita and decided no fun was allowed and spammed ZZZ.
>>681437979B for Bomberman. The run was comfy and fun to watch despite the runner's hiccups.
>>681437979B would've been A if it weren't for donation reading cancer
>>681437979AMega comfy
>>681437979B
>>681437979B for Bomberman
>>681437979>all those chokes>still ended below estimatedefinitely one of the best runs this event S
>>681437979B for Bombergirl!
>>681437979A I say
>>681437979Solid C>comfy runner>chokes galore>Game & Shout shouting over the entire thing
>>681437979Afor bAld
>>681437979B.
you people give anything an A/S these days
>>681437979Low A
>>681437979BSolid B
>>681437979A. Very chill, comfy but not without some tense spots.
>>681437979A-
>>681430023gaki ga...
>>681437979Acomfy closer of my night
>>681438081>Wild GunsMan that was the best.
>>681437979I'm doin' him an A
I remember playing Bomber 64 20 years ago, but I barely remember anything about it.
>>681438148We have to otherwise it's too depressing
>Count 27 people in frameHoly fuck it's DEAD
>>681438148It basically boils down to>no trannies? AAAAA SSSSSSS OMG WHAT A RUN
>can't pronounce a seven letter wordgrim
>>681437979BNothing special, just some good solid comfy speedrun action.
>>681438148its relative to event quality
>>681438148Agreed, that was at best inoffensive
>we're having tech issues
>>681437979A for bomberman sixty-four (on real hArdware)
>>681437979suboptimal but comfyA
>>681437979A+
new thread?
Shoutouts to tech
>>681437979A+. Despite some slips, he even got underestimate. A lot of cool tricks in a great game with some thorough routing. Bomberman 64 remake when?
>>681437979B for bomberman
>>681438148Rate this post
alright 30min break see you guys later
>>681437979AExtremely comfy voice, extremely bald
When weren't they having tech issues?
>>681438148We go through this every year. But you're right. Just ignore ratings.>>681437794tl;dr it was a bunch of boomers treating their "speedrun" as an amateur stand-up night, specifically one guy in a cowboy hat on the couch who wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept begging for donations.
SHOUTOUT TO THE TECH CREW
much love for the tech crew
SHOUT OUTS
>>681438317C
>>681438076The bosses are more interesting than the main character. Multiplayer is insane though, 10/10.
STOP SAYING "Y'ALL"
>>681438148Dude have you seen how bad the chart is for day 1?This is my one A of the event so far. The only run I expect to give an A to that's left is Astral Chain tomorrow
He just said y'all 5 times in the space of a minute.
>>681438342>it's been a year>they still haven't fixed this shitI thought it was my video card dying the last event
say it with me
Here's my shout-outYOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK
>>681437979A for comfy
>>681438148No run above an hour can be rated higher than a BSorry but that's just how it is
>>681438342Oh, I thought my gpu was acting up lol
>hurry up!>water starts rising>dun dun DUN DUN dun dun
threadcuck?
>>681438442y'all please don't stop donating y'all
SOMEONE BAKE, PLEASE
>>681438442>THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
page 10alert
>>681438442SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
NEW THREAD WHEN YOU FAGS, WE'RE DYING
>>681438412>The bosses are more interesting than the main characterThat better be a godly compliment to the bosses, because my boy Bomberman is the champ
>>681436716>>681437212>>681437809My only interaction with Rubiehart that nobody believes and the reason she terrifies me:>In a group talking>We get onto the topic of gymnastics>She says "Look what I can do">She stands to bend backwards, I hear her bones cracking slightly>Shes got her hands on the floor bent backwards>Starts walking like in The Exorcist>Cackles as she scuttles along the floor on all fours backwards like some cryptid>At that moment vow to never interact with her again
Let it die here
why would right wing neo nazis takedown gdq
>>681438317>minor issuesA classic.
>>681438418>>681438434These people are so scared of saying a single pronoun they cannot resist saying y'all.
>checkpointwelp time for bedI'd say I'd miss you fucks but holy fuck has this event been grim so far
>>681437979SComfy game with comfy runner, can't ask for more.
>more rigged yetee donations
>>681438679new
>next run in 30 minsTime to mute and go watch something else
>panic sponsor donations on the first incentiveDire sign
>>681438617she sounds based tbqh
>Y'ALL, WE'RE BACK!1/100th full audience goes mild
>>681437979A for being a little chokey but otherwise really nice game and a likeable chill runner.
>>681438648Is this what bomberman looks like under his suit
>>681438648Didn't mean to reply but you will get A for the cat i guess.
>>681437979A for Bomberman
this run made me want to replay the game but it also reminded me that someone stole my physical bomberman 64 copy i got for a good deal a decade ago and now that i'm looking up boxed copies they're all way too pricey
>migged from a terrible day at work to a page 10 bread>>Upcoming: The Checkpoint!
Need 30k to get Balatro in an hour.No fucking shot. Dead air for an hour here we come.
>>681438617yeah okay anon that happened
>>681438148Bomberman 64 is an extremely difficult and technical run. The fact that you are ignorant of that is on you. Maybe try watching runs (or perhaps even doing runs for yourself) outside of marathon threads?Be a filthy casual all you want, but don't get indignant when people more knowledgeable than you do things outside of your pathetic comprehension.
Who is reddit talking about on r/speedrun. the post is about SGDQ presenters not showering. what did I miss? Did someone have dirty clothes?
>>681438842yes, 80% of attendants and participants.
>>681437979A.
>>681438740Bombermussy got me acting unwise
>tech crew break>figure they might be fixing the audio sync issues>it's actually gotten worse
>>681438617Absolutely believable, I'm sure that monstrosity was spawned here.
>>681437979boverestimate's aren't allowed higher beyond meme factors
dudes legs have zero mass and muscle despite being a fat fuck. nice
>>681439014use streamlink and VLC to watch instead, no lag on mine
