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Thats pine. You know everyone is going to get horny just from the OP right?
>only 200k on the end of the second daygdq is deadge
dogshit OP
What took so long?
>celesteTrans block is starting!
I missed every run. Someone post the ratings
>checkpoint
migged home from wagie cagiewhat did I miss today?
migging
The audio is STILL delayed??
Page 10 mig
threadcuck we need you to get your act together
>>681438793a bunch of tech crew shout outs lmao
>>681438679Do girls in GDQ events casually do this?
OH MY GOD IS THAT A FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR DONATION FROM THE YETEETHAT'S AMAZING, SURELY NOT HAPPENING AGAIN DURING THE MARATHON
>>681438780
>>681438342>The runner of Bomberman: Act Zero
still a goddam audio delay
>>681438679Excited for good ol' Spelunky
is this guy wearing his own name on a tshirttruly poggers
>>681438927Dark LivelyRaccoon
Boring event. Dead crowd, dead donations, boring runs. Nothing to make fun of, nothing to genuinely enjoy. Nothing.
>>681438927faggot
Is it me, or is the audio de-synced again?
keizaron looking kinda cute :3
Just fucking woke up because I stayed up till like 9AM, did I miss anything good? Any good autism/cringe moments? I missed the Kirby 64 run and the Sonic block were those good? What about Bomberman?POST THE CHART!
Miglev
>none of them have played spelunkyThe fuck?
>>681438760Yetee and anonymous will come through eventually
>>681437958>kinda drips with insinceristYou may be right with this. Especially the forced chef meme looked like a part of his big career plan he thought about in his basement, a stepping stone in his rise to fame. I don't want to give a final judgement on him yet, he still has benefit of the doubt, but I at least suspect that deep down he's rather cold and scheming.
imagine wearing your own shirtwhat a fucking JOKE
>>681438996Not a fan of the shirt thoigh.
When they don't get funding for balatro they're gonna stall again?
>>681438942Ripped off from the Bullet Club shirt
>>68143899628 people total in that shot. There's probably more people on the team than there are in the crowd. What the fuck?
>>681438679there is like no one fucking there
>Keiza Club>membership: 1
Guys, I don't want to join the "Keiza Club."
>>681438679bombergirl thread?
>they're going super fastYep, next runner is trans.
I'm gonna be honest lads, this game sucks ass. And yeah I played it when I was 8 when it came out. I don't understand people having nostalgia for it ITT and in the donations. I rented it and my weekend sucked because of it.
To the anon who described rubie like the exorcist thingRubie be like picrel
were there so many ticket purchases that they thought they would need 50 rows of chairs?
>>681439178That was last thread. You missed it.
>>681438679...oh well, I guess gachacoomers will go to sleep next now that they have no more Bomberman runs to spam their SSR arcade/PC rolls into.
>>681438893>Flygon is married>Just casually cuddles and kisses a tranny >Another tranny casually scratching their ass on camera Kek, a lot of them are polyamorous so there is no commitment at all to relationships. I figured most are just cheating on one another and sleeping around.
>all the runs are scheduledBut what if someone butchers a run and takes way longer than the estimated time?
>WFH tomorrow and Wednesday>off Thursday and Fridaygot my vodka, I'm ready to shitpost
>>681439136Dinner time. And no other reason than that, so stop talking about it. They'll be right back once they finish eating.
>>681438780Is she doing the Kurt Angle meme?
SGDQ 2024's crowd wouldn't even fill AGDQ 2013's room
>>681439043
>>681438981same...
Why do they bother with these parts
>>681438679>transitions done quick Take it to /vg/
lying little rats
>>681439105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFkfurcyPmg
>>681439246What a fucking champ. This guy is great and will now get ripped apart if retards find this and post it on twitter. He's gonna get a ban from the event for being a transphobe.
>All Journal EntriesSpelunkers, is this a meme category?
im sick of looking at this guys fat stomach and pathetic little leg
>>681438679Cameo reminder
>>681439360kek
>>681439319
>>681439264Flygon needs Superior Hindu Cock inside of her. She'll be pumping out call center employees like crazy.
>>681439043Bet even if they did it'd be the remake or spelunky 2.Nobody remembers the original anymore.
>>681439360>>681439308>>681439136GDQ will die in a couple of years and that's a good thing
>Google alzheimers>all the links are purple???
>>681439386Kind of, but when you need to spice things up, you wind up with stuff like that
Don't forget to stay comfy!
>>681439212shut the fuck up, you already posted this. I kick a bomb at u
>tranny celeste runthey literally JUST did that at the last flame fatales
>>681438617i believe it
>>681439360Let it go man, enjoy the runs.
>>681439469these 30 min segments between nearly every run are really fucking the schedule hard, and they're just there for the ego of the upper staff.
>>681435783>>681439212
>>681439558Days gone by..
BRING HER BACK
>>681439520Feasel always has this face where he's just tuned out or boredI think he's just a quiet guy like that, not so much him dying or feeling like he's giving up
you can see his grandma-arm fat dangling whenever he gayly raises his arms. god i hate this gross looking man
>>681439319Fucking.Brutal.At least lift so you can look like you're trying to be a man.
>>681438617>>681439551
>>681439558why dont gamers look like this anymore?
>>681439558this image is peak
>>681439543It's a staple of all speedrun marathons. Get used to it, chud.
>>681439386Its one of the few thats over 5 minutes long
>>681439558JOHN
>>681439558>Kungfu use to have such a tight body and be attractive. It's insane how much weight she's gained over the years, and how she just stopped giving a shit about her appearance.
>>681439246i miss this retard, even if he went from 0 to groomed
>>681438932>>681438989it most definitely has to do with adsevery time my adblocker blocks midroll ads or ads in general and the stream returns to normal, I get the audio desync until I pause/start to fix it until the next set of ads roll through
>>681439543if you think they will ever have a celeste-free event ever again, you're fucking stupidenjoy the three celeste runs this event has
>>681439558What's Siglemic up to nowadays?
Why does the audio keep desyncing?
>>681439558Kungfu Aloy?
I hate going to sleep and missing all the good runs
Who among the GDQ staff is the closest to being a normal person?
>>681439639
>>681439735let me guess, you heard the coin noise also?
>>681439735refresh worked!
>>681439360>It's dinner time
>>681439136People have no money to go since everything is 2x more expensive
Did he just say checkpoint HOUR?
Can't tell if Spike put on some weight or not? He looked good one year, also Keizaron is such a narcissistic faggot.
>>681439623It was over before it even started.
>>681439558Time is a cruel mistress.
so what was with the smart ball spread?
>jaypeg>peg
is this new host going to be as loud and annoying as the last guy?
>>681439775The good news is you woke up just in time for roguelikes and card games.
>>681439614I know, but I still like to imagine that he's dying on the inside that moment.>>681439558Is it true that Cosmo might be back? I read some vague announcements about a "rebranding" on his channel.
>>681439623holy blackederoni
>>681439839DONT YOU WANT MORE GDQ? WHY R U IN SUCH A RUSH?
>BalotroonPlease don't hit the incentive.
>>681439842She needs to see a dentist about those canines.
She's fine
Roguelites are not good speed runs
>>681439782blechy, but he got too normal and left
>>681439639Imagine the bush
>>681439879jpeg is a real format dummy
perfect block to go to sleep to
>new host
>>681439246What happened to that dude?? Has he stopped attending?
>>681439825Kek, that's fucking awful, but hotel food is always a scam. You're better off bringing a cooler with lunch meat and making sandwiches or going away from the hotel to eat. I never order room service at hotels since a fucking hamburger will cost you $20.
Is there anything more pointless and lazy than "he/they" or "she/they"? No one is going to use "they" if you're fine with he or she as usual, and they always are just a regular he or she with no discernible difference. It's just trying to join in on the pronoun trend without wanting to actually change anything.
What is the y'all counter at now?
Fuck the tech team
>>681440026>My master Sauron the great bids thee welcome
>>681439398>Coomerman OP has lured in the anti-gacha schizoLook at what you've done
>GDQ is almost over>STILL haven't reached 1 millionOh no....
>>681439945>incentive not being metWhere do you think you are?
>>681440010I though the hamburgers at ESA hotel lobby bar were pretty nice, but there were plenty of options right outside
>>681440058grim
>>681439951How does she look now?
here's your announcer for the next few games
>>681440009got cancelled, never told why, and just kindof does this now
>>681440026
>>681440121It's day 2...
>>681440026AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>681440009Banned for annoying women, unironically.
>>681440026I was told that's a pipe burn, but I haven't smoked enough crack to be able to personally verify.
>>681440010Idk where the hotel is in Minneapolis: but in past years the venue was notoriously in a part of the city where there are little to no food options. As crazy as that is.
>>681440050I gave up the ya'll counter last GDQ, it was just too much. It broke 60 that time.
>>681440164strange
>>681440170stop forcing this meme, it's never gonna happen
Honestly through all the drama and cringe I just can't judge these guys like you guys do solely because I wish I had friends and could contribute to a group thing like this. I wish I had people who enjoyed spending time with me or that I could look forward to just doing something together with or that I could contribute to meaningfully. Instead I work and then I go home and one of my three online (and only) friends takes his anger issues out on me and the others are probably busy working and leading fulfilling lives. I'm looking after my body, I'm working a stable job, I'm saving for the long term. But then that's it. I don't contribute to other people in any meaningful way, no one is happy to see me when I finish work, in fact the exact opposite is the case because of those anger issues the one friend that talks to me has.I can't look at these people and see cringe. I'm envious they have friends and can contribute to an event. I'm not trying to make a statement about how you guys should feel either. I just can't judge when I know I wish I could matter to people on some level more than nothing.
>>681439951You do realize that webm was made in 2014, right? It was during the REDDIT ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE, and that was ten years ago. She was ten years younger in that webm and had a tighter body.
>>681440161Beat me to it, you twat.
>>681440115>anti-gacha schizosounds based to me
>>681440164I don't know what any of those instructions mean.
>>681439959What about blindfolded roguelites?
>WARNING!WARNING!>WARNING!WARNING!>WARNING!WARNING!
COOLMORE TALKINGMORE TRANS
what the FUCK that voice
>>681440026What kind of drugs do you have to do to get to this point in your life?
>>681440198>unsubbing and unfollowing those ho'sbased
TRANNY ALERT
>tranny>and wearing a choker
Celeste encapsulates the speed running community
LA CREATURA
>>681440217>in past years the venue was notoriously in a part of the city where there are little to no food options. As crazy as that is.Again. My friend and I brought a cooler with lunch meat and sandwich fixings, and we just ate chips and sandwiches, and one night we did order a pizza for fun.
She's really cute, fellas...
>sher/her>masculine voice>Celeste runner
what in the god damn
>celesteEvery damn time.
ohhhh boy
>So so lucky to be hanging out with the tech crewcome on man
>>681440260not reading that
>>681440289>german wallking blind into a wallA classic.
Would.
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get this fucking thing off stage
Am I the only one who would?
>>681440198>didnt even tell him what he did wrongso he will continue to unknowingly victimize women. great job gdq!
>>681440272same to me, but the Bomberman run was already over when OP was madeCertain people really can't help themselves, huh
>>681440262
ew
TRANNY
>>681440387Cobe at GDQ fucking when?
wow i wonder how sheee got on staff so quickly?
>Think its two men talking cuz I'm shitposting, not watching>Tab back over>Its a trannyholy fuck this dude isn't even TRYING lmao
>>681440449anon..
>tune into GDQ>talking>video of nobody in the crowd>annoying woman host>more talking>interview literally nobody on the planet wants>also it's a troonI love video games. I love speedruns
>low% tranny run
Why is he so red?
>>681440449Xhe's forearm mogging jhobzBrvtal
the great reminder that the trannies don't pass is how this floods the chat when they show up
>>681440164Sad. He's weird but was fun to see in crowd
>>681440198Dude's dedicated himself to digital celibacy.
>>681439671Still would, if she'd get rid of all the goddamn foundation.Girl has more foundation than an apartment complex on a fault line.
The funny part is this guy actually passes from the neck up as an ugly 40 year old childless woman, then he opens his mouth and the most generic 20 year old dude's voice comes out. That and the hairy arms.
>>681440026WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH TRANNIES AND ROTTING TEETH.JESUS FUCK, JUST BRUSH THEM
>>681440198>did a heckin NO NO>never told what it was
>>681440449you are gay
Please don't hit incentive I don't want to watch balatro
>>681440449every event I am reminded of how fucking low the standards on this board are
>GAMEFEELThis isn't a thing.
Why do these... characters... all talk in this same manner?
>>681440530maybe his butt hurts
>>681440530its summer and hes white
>>681440530The thoughts on trannies he's keeping inside
>>681440260Thank you for the blog post, friend! Daily reminder that you can cut shitty people out of your life at any time
>>681440217It's at the Hilton. All the nearby food is expensive/fancier which is exactly the opposite of what speedrunners eat. They should have hosted it at some hotel near taco bell and mcdonalds
>>681440530He's blushing, leave him alone
>>681440481What the fuck would he speedrun? A handle of vodka any% GAWDDAMNIT-less?
>>681440449cmon bro...
>>681440561i wasn't watching the stream so i just assumed it was a man talking until i looked over and saw that thing
>>681440449As a bisexual, fucking hell dude get some standards.
>tranny>stereotypical dude voice and mannerisms>choker>Celeste runner>linebacker shouldersI'm tired.
Please tell me Spelunky isn't being run by a Tranny.
>>681440363>ban evasionSee you in a week, anon
>>681440449shamefully i also would
>>681440449would what
TICKETS !!Hope you got your duhnation train tickets. Post Em!!
Shoujo is a trans runner btw (lol)
wow I went to take a 30 min nap and they're still talking what the fuck
>>681440643guitar hero showcasemissing every note
>>681440661oh god no i didnt spot the choker before your post
Hows the marathon been so far bros?
>>681440260I'm literally you, except I ditched the angry guy. It was liberating, and I found myself more confident socially afterwards meeting new friends (all online).So... ditch the angry guy. Block him completely. Block anyone who asks about why you blocked him. Start over. That's the beauty of the internet, you can find friends anywhere easily.
That choker is doing so much heavy lifting holding that adams apple back.
>the choker digging into his flabby rough neck
>Japanese restream>things are pretty chill>suddenly some fucking retard shows up in the voice chat calling himself a "real time interpreter" and pronouncing random words with a full American accent>shilling incentives and shit when not a single commentator before so much as mentioned themI guess it's fucking time to learn French and go to a non dogshit restream, because this is exactly the shit I want to AVOID by choosing the Japanese one!!!
a tranny playing tranest, im shocked. shocked!
He'd actually be passable as an ugly middle aged mom if it weren't for the voice
Carrarium is awesomeee. Really enjoy her stream and Celeste runs, her community is very cool too.
Would you rather have a son that becomes a tranny or a daughter that is a coal burner?
>>681440678Yeah, you would probably be the one taking his tranny cock too, fag.
>Wearing a choker >The choker is so tight you can visibly see it around her neck gripping it because it's too small for her fat neck>Looks uncomfortable as fuck I'm seeing A LOT of chokers this year, like everyone is rocking a choker.
>white>blue eyeswhy would anyone waste their genes like this
Why DID Celeste get co-opted as "the tranny game"? It even managed to get co-opted by its own creator who went back like three years after it came out to retcon it into being supposedly "about being trans" despite it having nothing to do with that and just being about a girl overcoming depression.
>>681440687
>>681440687Fuck, what's the name of the guy on the couch on the left? I know it but I can't remember right now.
>>681440260just join a fucking anime club or whatever you pedos like doing
>>6814408182nd option is every father's wet dream
>>681440857im grippin it
Holy shit move on
>>681439775Me too anon
>>681440687Uh oh left did a no-no and prompty got banned
>>681440481Fuck that we need BossmanJack at GDQ instead.
>>681440871based retard
>>681439951minifridge
>>681440809
>>681440818Can I have a lesbian daughter instead?
>>681440754ehhh, only r&c, halo and tomb raider have been somewhat interesting so far, i missed sonic 06 which is a shame. waiting for alan wake.
>>681440754hello again kingit's GDQ
>>681440892let it go man, enjoy the interviews.
>>681440878iceplug
>>681440797>French restream>BON DEUUR, MADAM MO ZEL, I'M YOUR FRENCH REAL TIME INTEPRETATOR, BOREDUKES!
>Gone are the days where anytime a trans person popped up on stream the chat would spam "EWWWW" the whole time.Time to go back.
>>681440871
>>681440857Trans thing, always has been. They think it'll distract from the adam's apple.
>>681440806And the hairy arms
>>681440851nice fan fiction but im always on top
>>681439407>women carry purses>I should take my purse with me to look more like a real woman >these two women are making me SO disphoric right now! I hope they don’t stand next to me.Dude didn’t even check is collar lapel stuck under the jacket. Yeah, totally woman-brained born this way!
>Sign the wall of shame.
>Troon interview is STILL going
CavemanDCJ return this friday, what can we expect?
>>681441030Yeah that's it. He's great.
>>681440964
Powerful
>>681440993>enjoy the interviewsNobody enjoys these.>erm uh whats it like uh going fast in this game>uhhh difficult
>commenting on the trannys heightoh you dirty dog
WOOOOOOO good job anons
>still only 200kIs this better or worse than the last SGDQ?
>>681441146MY GOD WHO'S THAT IN THE COR-IT'S CHIBI WITH A STEEL (Japanese, foldable) CHAIR
>>681441146>it's realholy shit
They stalled the fuck out of those interviews.
they're gonna have to start hiring homeless people to sit in the audience
>Making a plate of nuggies I'm getting ready for comfy times and maximum shitposting! LET'S ROCK!
Uh huh, you're going to come back after this ad break to do whatever the fuck you said? No you aren't, the next run starts in 3 minutes.
It is just sad that Americans think that's a woman.
>>681441146>it's realdamn he really is>Evil Zonewhat the hell
>>681441274Gotta reach the incentive for BalatroHOYPE
>>681441146references in donations
>>681440925>Bad Rats any% by BossmanJackHe would last a whole 30 seconds in the building before going off about rats and trannies. I'd pay to see it.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>the choker jammed into his neck folds
>>681441289if you didn't have to register ahead of time I was thinking about going now that I'm off all week
>>681440976damn i missed the sonic block, looks like they didnt run sonic 2 though so not a huge loss i guess>>681440982cant believe they ran this shit during the week of murica day, im gonna miss most of it due to blowing shit up in my yard. classic gdq move
I'm looking forward to the fruitiest spelunky runner
>infinite set-up time so the tranny can get the incentive met
>now they keep saying y'all just to annoy us
Who the fuck donates to (((Doctors without borders)))?
>>681441363ewwwww
Jesus can we PLEASE speedrun a FUCKING GAME already?!?!
oh my god who the hell cares
>checking the schedule before I sleep for work>Katamari Forever after I finish work tomorrowLETS FUCKING GO.
>>681441363>called choker>looks like it is choking its wearerit seems appropriate
>>681441298>maximum shitposting!I doubt you'll get far with the sensitive ass zoomies lurking
>>681441440pepper got kinda ragged on it seems but the game looks breddy fun
>>681440702Fuck and suck
Imagine being 'out' and on HRT since 2016 and still looking like this.
we're experiencing time dilation
>>681441461no.
>>681441440>bomberman run is the highest ratedgrim that a bang average run is top tier
>>681441432niggers need more zombrex
>in 1 minute>cuts to ANOTHER 'personality' segmentAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>681441353Just think of all the smashed doors
>>681441363
>leave to find out why people love Bombergirls so much>come back and they're still yappingWrap it up
>>681441440>Kirby>Sonic>Bomberman>Were all great runs Fuck, I knew I was gonna miss some fun runs.
How does Keizaron look more and more faggier after every event?
>>681441146!!!
>>681441549why would you do that with a man, are you gay
>>681441565Bomberman 64 is a pretty cool run. Most of the games on the list are shit desu.
>>681441440no seriously, what happened during smartball?
>>681441461Seriously this shit is genuinely depressing, their schedule claimed Spelunky was to start by now.
>>681441363me on the right
>>681441565halo is the highest rated tho
>>681441590Kirby was alright, wouldn't call it a great run. Just a solid speedrun with not-annoying commentary
idk why but them going from fullscreen to no screen was funny
>>681440754hey man, i missed you glad you can make it
>rate my livesplit>not rate my setupfucking why
I've had my TV muted for the past 12 hours but I haven't turned off the stream yet
>>6814416284chan made me want to fuck traps man. It'll happen to you
>>681441440>Silent HillHey, I thought that run was pretty good, yeah the asian guy kind of killed the humor but overall it was pretty swell.
>>681441642fun couch
>>681441642https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2185734658?t=16h59m46s
>>681441554>I was suicidal before coming out >Finding Carrie inside me is awesome >I was a balding ugly man >Been on HRT for 8 years Kek
Speedruns?
This is actually a pretty cool segment idea
>>681441748oh, thanks
oh hell yeah Distance is great game
>>681441461Nah, gotta have maximum pause segments, and shit where we're SHARING GODDAMN LIVESPLIT LAYOUTS,GIVE TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A CARD ROGUELIKE NOW PLEASEAny other stream is better content
>>681441584you can just say you masturbated
>>681441561>>681441574One eternity later...
>>681441642It was the runner/couch from Wild Guns last year. They were laughing and having fun and some anons couldnt have any of that, so the ratings got spammed all over the place.
>>681441554Now pull back the bangs, "Carrie".
>24: the gameI didn't even know this was a thingthey should put that run in
>>681441353>BROOOOO UYAMA RIGGING MY RNG AGAIN>FUCK THIS MARATHON, TYPE 5 IN THE CHAT IF YOU THINK THIS IS A SCAM MARATHON
When's Plum's run?
this segment is retarded
>>681441642It was the obligatory>What's the matter? Do you... HATE FUN?run of the event
getting drunk lads
Umm this is problematic
>>681441882They would make a game for literally any show or movie hollywood shat out. You don't see it done as much now.
>1 minute to go
>>681441894Never, she's the absolute worst character in the game to run.
>filling so much time you have to unironically rate stream setupsI wish I could shit on the face of everyone hosting this faggoty event.
i dont give a single fuck about their opinions on graphic design
>>681441949Her run is coming up
>>681441894what does this broke bitch eat?!
>>681441440What went wrong in live a live,pokemon and bayonetta?
Whatever happened to iateyourpie? All I remember is him yelling at his mom "YOU HAVE NO FAITH AT ALL" when she wanted him to get a real job and then he made some streambig website to act like he knows how to grow a stream.
>>681441570Based'Madeline is a biological woman' is truly the most intellectual of positions.
>shovelclaws livesplit>calling it "they/them" instead of "it/its"CANCELLED
Give us the Greasy Goblin Prize Wizard!!!!
>>681441949the sharty won
>>681442087Disgusting retarded sharran
Shovelclaw's pronouns are it/its...
Rate my plan>take a nap>wake up for Metroid Fusion in 3 hours, then stay up for Doom 64 and maybe Outlast 2>go back to sleep>wake up for Ninja Gaiden tomorrow morning
>High level staff members have to fill the time with talking and commentating because tech crew has no idea what they're doing >We're gonna discuss random shit for the next 45 minutes>You get to look at and listen to Keizaron being a faggot for 45 minutes Kek, every year.
>>681442052>run was scheduled to start 7 mins ago>they're still talking
It's not a bad idea for a segment and all, but we're already five minutes into when the next run is supposed to be. Why not have done this during whatever they were doing over the last like half hour?
>>681442089>oh nooooo I'm falling on you hahaYou just know he couldn't resist THE SCENT
>>681442095boring x 3
this feels a lot like a baseball game running too long on a sunday night and having to miss the simpsons that week
>>681441719i wouldnt miss the opportunity to shitpost with the /v/ros
Did we ever find out what the fuck happened to the Macbat 64 runner?
>>681442138more like shit/shits
>>681442184>Fuck, you smell like cheese doritos man
>>681442234we.... don't bring that up anymore
>our autistic king jaxler running chibi-robo tomorrowi'm not missing this
>>681442156When do you go to work?
>>681442089>Was obviously into Sent >Sent looked mildly uncomfortable with it >Ran his hand over his crotch >Sent isn't even attractive Kek
>>681439836They hit the 2400 attendance cap for this event
tech crew should ask us for help and it would be solved in few minutes
>>681442269*SNIFF*
>>681442098He plays some garbage ass pokemon randomizer most of the time
>>681442234There is no Macbat 64 runner. Macbat 64 has never been on the schedule.
>>681442256
speedrunning ?
>>681442234>He doesn't know
>this segment
>>681439614Pretty sure him and funkdoc are both doctors, so listening to some tranny explain their shitty speed game to him probably isnt that riveting. Especially when he used to run actual hard games.
if this segment isnt a sign of event death idk what is
The GDQ iceberg...
GET ON WITH IT ALREADYSeriously having a waiting screen with vidya music would be better than this.
>Bomberman finished 45 minutes ago
WHAT IS GOING ONWHY ARE THEY STILL TALKING
>>681442098Most streamers either don't want to work a day job or are incapable of doing it because of autism, mental illness, obesity, or some kind of disability. A lot of them are probably drawing disability. They also live with their parents and their parents simply support them, which doesn't help them grow or learn in anyway, at least in terms of self-sustaining. They'll always be reliant on someone.
>>681442535where's the video essay?
hello when is the video games?
>>681442451They could get so many more runs in if it weren't like 30-45 min ego trips between every fucking game.
>>681442586I paused my video game to be here.
>>681442630kek you can tell hes mad that it touched him
What's up with this filibuster tier content? Is the next segment reading the dictionary? How about watching paint dry?
>Ran late getting dinner for the Spelunky run at 7:00 PM>Turn back on the stream>Checkpoint is STILL going
>>681442535>No Macbat
what the FUCK are they talking aboutwho is this for
>>681442630And he was never heard from again
>>681442661kek i was just about to post this, ty anon
tech people probably screwed something up and these guys are having to stall
>>681442661
They should bring Kungfu on and give us something to look at, better than nothing.
>>681441461Tech issues. Please thank the amazing tech team for fixing the issues that constantly arise through no fault of the amazing tech team.
>>681442535add Macbat64 and Sent has 7 toes on one foot
They are stalling for Balatro aren't they?
>>681442784Yeah they screwed something up alright
>>681442630
>>681442834Is that from this year? I haven't seen Kungfu yet, was wondering if she looked the same or gained/loss any weight. At least her hair looks somewhat decent, looks like she might have lost some weight desu
>>681442636i'm guessing submissions are way way downthe majority of runners likely dont want to be associated with the letter people festival gdq has becomei know i wouldnt be caught dead there
>>681442661>Summer Games Fest.webm
I'm gonna eat a $1 pizza I bought yesterday do you guys want any
Who is Anonymous and how does he have so much money?
Said "Can we move on".Got instantaneously banned from chat.
>>681442535>No Scent socks>No Luna
>Room is starting to fill up Maybe they were waiting for more people to show up in the audience?
ball a tro
why the fuck did they waste so much time before spelunky? it was supposed to be 3 hours ago according to the schedule
>>681442928it's from last gdq
are these retards running the video and audio on a separate stream again?
>>681442991how were you chatting in the first place? You didn't give them money did you?
Gotta pad it out further so they don't need to replace a banner
>>681442967Can I get uhhhh Costco Hotdog?
>>681442991Based retard giving GDQ a single penny
>>681442967Only if you haven't fapped onto it this time.
C'MON HURRY
>>681443031Ah, has she even appeared once this SGDQ? I want to see what she looks like. I know she's doing donation reading for some runs, but I haven't physically seen her on camera yet.
>>681441461they need to say "balatro" at least 10 more times
>>681443046>BasloptroI'm about to stop watching this fucking event.
>>681442991If you post anything even slightly negative you'll get banned from chat instantly.Guarantee you could have said something like "gee this segment is great but I wanna watch the next run" and you would have gotten banned 100%.Either rampant dicksucking and positivity or get banned.
wow thats crazy they hit the incentive as the segment ended
>>681442834Gross and fat. Ask me how I know you’re brown.
I haven't watched a GDQ in like 5+ years, is it normal to spend an hour between games now? I just wanted to watch spelunky.
>>681443127bye bitch kek
>>681443107yes she has but idk about full appearance
For me it's Metroid Fusion later
>>681442834Kungfu's bottom...
>>681442991You got banned because you didn't spam trans emotes every 5 seconds
>>681443161Tech crew never got better and instead of having more games they keep having more filler
>bonus game is listed as coming sooner than Spelunky endsThey really cut into Spelunky's time something fierce, fucking 20 min schedule drift just from that.
You're now nearly 20 minutes behind. Get on with it.
Hm
I'm still pissed at that mega faggot Twistermask or whatever his faggot name is, for mispronouncing Live A Live as LIVE ALIVE, really ignited my autism neurons hard. He played the game and speedruns it but doesn't know how to say the title correctly.
Idk why people are shitting on ESA for night downtime. All the technical difficulties GDQ has it basically amounts to same.
>oops all niggersWHERE THE FUCK IS SPELUNKY
explain to me how a black only speedrunning event isn't racist
>>681443161They started doing this because the event schedules would get so far behind that they built in an hour of dead time like this so it could catch up
>>681439520Wish I had as good weed as Feasel.
>Leave to make dinner halfway through Bomberman>Spelunky still hasn't startedJesus Christ these people are unbelievable.
The Squad
>>681443183she has
>>681443225The filler plays to the ego of the higher up staff, so it's always going to get precedence.
>>681443281only whites can be racist
>>681443183>Curly hair Looks decent, she still has that greasy look about her, but some anon said it's because of her make-up, like she uses way too much of something. It could also be the lighting.
>>681443281it's only racism when whites do it
>>681443193That just looks like a cheap material issue.Skirt's complete shit.
SHOUTOUTS
SHOUT OUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>>681443281its ok when they self segregate. that was the goal all along
tech outs to the shout crew
>>681443329based guy in the background ruining the shot
it's been fun so far desu
Love me some Spunky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gm-5KsAbEE
just got done catching up on yesterday's threads, how's today going?
The schedule drifted hard even on the first day, shit's awful.It's going to end the same way as last years with the stalling hard while begging shit.
How long has it been since the last run?
>>681443437>>681443424>>6814434231s TIMEOUT
>>681443281How many black runners have you seen at SGDQ so far anon? One?
>>681443281Is juneteenth another made up American black worship holiday like kwanza?
This is just a rip off of Spelunker
spunky
>$212,000So how are they going to make $2,800,000 more in a few days?
Lurkers, return to the stream, the yapping has ended
We could've had a Gurumin run in the meantime...
>>681443547>KungFuFridgeBody
GET ON WITH IT
>half the viewership on twitch>empty audience>only 213k get woke, go broke.
>>681443574me, the anonymous donor
>>681443574>anonymous donated 10,000$ again, wow!>no comment
Any runs worth a damn or fuck all like last year?
Why are they all so red?
>shovel punBut Spelunky doesn't have a shovel does it? The Mattock is a pickaxe.
>>681443574Call "Ze Yetee"
>>681443281It's racist because they segregate 99% of black runners to this, but the "Frame Fatales" supposed to be for female speedrunners is overrun with white males.
>>681443641Omg George Soros you post on 4chan!?
>>681443574HEY YALL YETI HERE
>>681443329I feel like Frozen is actually a massive whore deep down, like she's just doing things with everyone on set, including Kungfu. I feel bad for Frozen's husband, she got married two years ago.
>>681443481kek
>>681443481Awful earlier, then good.
>>681443536it's okay to be racist as long as you don't think your group is represented enough
>>681443662
Spike, Arg, Kiez and Kung Fu hater here/tweet anon. Just back from Glastonbury so missed everything so far. How mad would I have been?
>>681443749Bogged.
>>681443574DUMP IT
Really like this bullshit taking up 1/3 of the screen, really fucking fun to watch.
The guys in the back look mildly annoyed at the runner.
why the fuck's the audio desync so quickly
>>681443536the goal is to go back to segregation and trick them into thinking its a good idea
thirsty nerds
>>681443481Thats like $150 worth of ink right there. Can I have some money for a new CPU & motherboard?
DEFINITIVE LIST OF GAMES THAT NEED TO BE AT THE NEXT MARATHON>UNREAL TOURNAMENT (1999)>BOMBERMAN 64>NANOSAUR>CRUELTY SQUAD>RUNESCAPE>OUTRUN 2019>ENTER THE MATRIX>MARIO TEACHES TYPING>WARIO LAND (VIRTUAL BOY)>JUST CAUSE 3>CHIBI ROBO>MONSTER RANCHER 2>YOKUS ISLAND EXPRESS>OGRE 64>BUBSY (GENESIS)>NEO TURF MASTERSif you disagree with any of this, you're redditat lease some have been run
>>681443574WE GOT A 1 MILLION DOLLAR ANONYMOUS DONATION SAYING TRANS RIGHTS
>>681443749Any%
>>681442289TMR likes boobs though
>>681443749I swear the cheeks get bigger everytime this is posted
>>681443862gosh, what a slut.
>>681443838I'm trying to figure that out myself, I don't know what is happening here.
>>681443850How do you speedrun UT99? Just frag in the tournament as fast as you can?
>>681443857checks out money is half as valuable as it was in 2020
>>681443857Money is just worth less than half of what it used to be.
>Teehee, silly anon.
>>681443281Segregation presented in a positive way is the new cool thing to convince people to walk right into.Shit's fucked.
>retarded list of items taking up a third of the game screenY-you too.
>teleporter stratsOk, now we're cooking
LETS GO TECH TEAM
boy thats a lot of shit on screen
>>681443967Why is it there? Turn it fucking off
>>681443936fuck if I knowprobably
shoutouts
A but the FUCKING F TIER TECH PROBLEMS
>>681443717>YOU WILL BE NICE TO EVERYONE! NO NEGATIVITY! ZERO MEAN STUFF! ALL HAPPY SUNSHINE COMMENTS! DOESN'T MATTER HOW STUPID PEOPLE ARE!
>>681443678
>>681443749this isnt real, I have seen some shops in my time
I haven't watched a GDQ since 2016 but all trannies should be locked up in prison
>>681443975https://youtu.be/5QK_VrIQMbc?si=_Gmf1M2zw7szf0wB
>>681444040JOHN
>>681443936Tournament or you do all the assault maps.
>>681443952is that fucking Stewart
I wish twiggle didnt fucking kill himself
>>681444138FUCKING
>>681444172NUMBERS
>>681443975take me back to the good old days.
>>681444041Every time I see this webm, I can't get over the anorexic femboy thing, must weigh like 60lbs soaking weight.
>>681444128Dang the crowd is looking much better then before
I didn't miss them saying hype like retards.
but why are we hypeand where are we going
>>681443936>>681443850that would be fucking SICK
>>681444227Why that's just Shovelclaws
>>681442425this thing is wearing granny painties
>>681444229They were waiting for everyone to come back from din-din, so they stalled for 45 minutes to talk about nothing, because apparently everyone eats dinner at 5:30PM :3
>>681444125
>>681444247The hype monitor demands hype.
>>681444153LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!
>>681444324tittiesbreasts even
>>681443975>>681444324inb4 chairsniffer.webm
rip dog
>>681444401>>681444420
>>681444324If you wear this in a crowd full of ugly nerds at a speedrun convention, then they're just begging for attention. They have a pride purse though, so makes me wonder if it's a lesbian seeking other lesbians.
>>681443862ay dios mio, the honey
>>681444452I can fix her
>>681440365>Fixings Based black SGDQ viewer
>>681443953Who would've thought we'd see the day when jim crow laws return
I forgot that shooting bombs used to not blow them up
>making fun of the popeBANNED
Pope btfo
>Open up that wallet/purse, sisters.
>>681444319imagine the smell of that room of all those nerds farting after dinner
*tips fedora*
I respect the design of spelunky, but oh boy do I not like playing it.
Uh oh, unsafe religious joke, somebody got offendedBANNED
>>681444324is there more of this slut, good god.
>>681444515I...I'm actually white? Is it weird that I used the word fixings? I do live in the south though.
that joke was dangerously close to a jewish joke desu
>>681444556Please no
>>681444556
inb4 GDQ tweets at the vatican apologizing.
Just joined. How many self insert runs/commentarys are Spike and Keiz doing this year?
>>681444547>>681444582Catholics/christians are safe targets.Sorry chuddies.
>>681444335I miss the GDQ Monitor they had on the couch some years back. It was cute.
>>681444653mods.
>>681444605Nerds shooting their shot and missing will never not be funny when caught on camera
>>681444450Absolute classic.
>>681444662>Keiz get smote immediately afterwards
>>681444153Based! RIP Norm MacDonald.
>>681444572>Thighs >Attractive>Skirt GOOD LORD, I'm anxious and shy as hell but even I'd have attempted to flirt or just ask straight up if she was single if I was sitting next to her.
>>681443952knock-kneed sweetie a cute
>>681444808>>681444808>>681444808
LOADS EMONE
>>681444756what about going up and touching her?>>681444605
>>681444653>watch charity event>confused about motivesbased retard
>>681444626
this runner gives off unlikable-fat-kid-at-the-lunch-table vibes
>>681444917yeah standing up for this was a good idea
>>681444605>>681444869>Awkwardly walks off with a boner in his pants probably >Girl just laughs at cutely smiles at him At least she wasn't offended that he touched her, if anything she seemed fine with it. I don't even know the context of what he said to her, maybe she just thought he was autistic and played along.
>>681443481
>>681443481What a mad lad
>>681444667I lost count
>>681443842Some shitposts are priceless
>>681444917whoa MAMA
>>681440967It would be "beito" or even "beeto", not "baito". Baito means "part-timer" or the syllables for "bite".I assume you didn't make the picture, but still. My autism commands me to correct it.
>>681444637>Southerner using the word fixingsCompletely normal behavior
