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>>681444846MODS
How many runs does Keiz have? How many hours over estimate are they going?
Stop using erotic/weird OP images for the threads.
can someone post the awkward crash bandicoot dance dude
Real-talk, inserting Olmec as a mandatory midboss in Spelunky 2 was DOGSHIT
fuck off with the coomer OPs you're just inviting cancer tourists
Obligatory
Shota rights
>>681444808
>>681444732Nothing is as funny as the dude from the Pokemon Colosseum run though, dude failed harder than anybody failed before.
yap yap yap yap
miggin
>>681444808>Balantronice minor spelling mistake, fag
>>681444846>>681444873Something is iffy here.Did you delete your own post?
>>681444972webm?
>>681444964Reminder that the bottom left poojet actually fucked Kungfu
>>681444972>FunnyThat's multi-dimensional humiliation, it's not funny when you as the viewer can feel it.
I'm irrationally bothered by how all the commentary is dripping with sarcasm
>>681444903Peggle girl!
Insane how they can have 60k goals for a 10 minute speedrun and people actually donate to see it. No wonder its constantly shit year after year.
>>681445063Also, reminder that Kungfu was in a relationship and cheated on her then boyfriend with the pajeet, and THEN she cheated on the pajeet with another guy. She is notorious for cheating on men that she dates because she's a whore.
>>681445168Didn't they address this after last event? Did they immediately go back on their word?
The more they talk about this game the more it comes off like completely unfun bullshit.
Why is the audio delayed?
>>681445141>>681444903>Thighs >Not the worst looking female I've seen My standards aren't high anyway
>>681445209Reminder that the boyfriend she cheated on with the pajeet was this guy
>>681444936If they are back at 2025 it might actually happen.
>>681445273That is the point, yes.
>>681445273it is
>>681445168It's not even a game you can really run, it's just there because it was a flavor of the month game and dopey dumb dumbs clap for it.
>>681445091Now that you mentioned it this is insufferable.Literally every fucking sentence, holy christ why did you bring it up.
>>681445273welcome to speedrunning
Thread rules:Stay HydratedWear your maskSocial distanceStand up and stretchCheck in on yourselfTake your medsLGBTQIA+ Lives are Human LivesClear?
You just know the entire chat is stereotypical redditors.
TICKETS !!LAST CHANCE!
>>681445281I think it's actually a new twitch issue and not the fault of GDQ
>>681445303no wonder
i spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find thisUPCOMING EVENTS>Finnruns July 3rd-7thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/finnruns10/schedule>ASM July 15th-21thhttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTnU3ZF3lixVRMLeIS0CgEXB6BViqJ5v5mVWhw7k840ajEyr9KfW0TnGB4LDk9F5_Dd3EOW3xMjUv2n/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49There will be threads
why is this game being run by American Best Value Rohan Kishibe
>>681445303I'd be lying if I said he didn't deserve it just from this webm alone.
>>681445259They said they wouldn't do one thing but worded it so openly to imply they wouldn't do this bullshit or the hard stalling for an hour solid.They've since done everything because it makes them money and that's the important part.
>>681445414No, thank you.
>>681445209i can fix her (baby making sex without contraception)
its so epic when a speedrunner takes an intentional death and then pretends it was an accident i LOL every time
>>681445303makes sense
>>681445353>Autistic nerds>Awkward at talking Colour me surprised. What next? Gonna start noticing the troons?
>If you don't FACKING donate right FACKING now you're getting banned and shot.
>>681445303ouch
>>681445527>more seedummm wtf
>>681445458yikers, did you just praise a confirmed sex pest?
>>681445403
>>681445473Ah good to know. Only just tuned in for the first time this event.
Yetee-sama, forgive me...!
>YappingI haven't heard this shit since I was in middle school and now I see it constantly. Is this the newest zoomer/gen alpha buzzword of the month?
My least fave speedrun bit that happens way too often at GDQ is the "Lets pretend we don't know whats going on and its a happy accident or lets pretend we just accidentally messed up but OH its okay in the end it was all an intentional skip" bit
Anon why won't you donate for balatro?
>>681445209>>681445303cheating with jeets is a gdq tradition huh
bringing the iceberg back, thanks anon
>>681445492Fucking this. Let's add to it.What else do most runners do you fucking hate? >This game has an amazing soundtrack No it doesn't. You've just had it played for thousands of hours and need to justify playing a shit game
>>681445713Balatro was mid as fuck
Spelunky 1 & 2 are both terrible games no one should ever play.
'Mix of random mythologies' is always kinoLa-Mulana probably does it best.
>>681445707This run is that bullshit every fucking sentence.
>>681444972qrd?
>>681445703I think so yeah, but I also wouldn't be surprised if it's just one guy in the threads
>>681445717Cheating in general is a GDQ tradition
>>681445717Well, I'm convinced Flygon is a whore at this point just like Kungfu, but honestly the entire convention is one big orgy for them, especially among people they've known for years and talk with regularly. Every notice why a lot of trannies are polyamarous?
>>681445763
$1 pizza anon here. I cooked it and it smells like mold lmao.
Look at this fucker wearing HIS OWN SHIRT. How is he like this?
this isn't so bad
>>681445856But does it taste like it?
Everything I know about Spelunky 2, I learned from NorthernLion & Dan Gheesling
>>681445761>this songs a banger>*quiet let's goooooo*>haha that's never happened before haha>intentional death>puns>looks at the camera "okay chat, can we get...">life story about cancer or some shit>singing
>>681445868They won't shut up, but it's exclusively about the game and he's clearly knowledgeable
>>681445713balatro just did not look appealing to me in the slightest from what I've seen of it
XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR
>>681445789>La-MulanaI don't care if the game sucked my dick after I beat it, after seeing some of the puzzles in it I'll never touch it.
>>681445858you're just jealous you don't have your own shirt.
>>681445858Is the faggot looking guy an any% tranny?
>>681445829>Pics taken moments before disaster
>>681445707I think it's funny but it usually doesn't get sold very well. This happened yesterday during Yoshi's Story and I thought it was pretty good.
>>681445731qrd on alien isolation? saw it mentioned yesterday
>>681445829I love how she claims to this day that she was raped because they got her drunk-on alcohol, but he willingly left her alone in a room with horny nerds and alcohol. Even worse they just took turns having sex with her in front of each other, like an ugly nerd gangbang. Ew, fucking grosses me out to imagine it.
>>681445962Those are some strong chairs
>>681445823It was a race, the chick beat him by an enormous margin and then proceeded to ignore the fuck out of him trying to get a hug from her or some shit.
>>681446025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzrqoaGOx2k
>>681445858I promise you NO ONE hates Keiz like me. I'm the tweet anon. How annoying has he been this event? Just joined.
>>681445962kinda crazy that hamplanets are squatting 3pl8 everytime they get up from a chair
How long are they gonna have to stall for Balatro?
BALATRO
hi anons, whats the run tiers so far?also>poker game ''speedrun'' oh boy i cant wait....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckHbNyNWATY
>>681445962blanket guy looks cozy
It's not happening balatro bros just give up
>>681445926>we need some HYPE for that part!>*quiet wooooo in the background*>...>alright do we have some donations?
>>681445707It comes off immensely smug and up their own asses.
I'm going to have a snack. Either a peanut butter sandwich or a bowl of lactose free chocolate ice cream.
BELATROON WHOOOOO
>>681445281>>681445329I'LL SHIV YA IN THE NECK
>>681446107>>681446225i dont get it, it's just a retarded gimmick
>>681446180i love balatro and i dont want itthe fuck is there to do in speedrun? either you get a good seed and steamroll or shit seed and you get fucked
>>681446251fucking kek
>>681445926>this is the best song in the game>talks over it
>>681446175Cute lesbian couple...or is that a guy with long hair? I'm always amazed at how ugly men get attractive women somehow.
>>681446273The context is that she's not a speedrunner, just a regular streamer. And she got into the event twice.
>>681445763based >>681445845cringe
>>681444808I’m up next guys, wish me luck!
>WOOOOOOOOHHHHH >DONATE MORE FOR BALATRO >WE'RE TOTALLY ALMOST THERE FOR REAL THIS TIME >DID I MENTION WE JUST NEED THOUSAND MORE DOLLARS ??>DONATE YOU FUCKS BECAUSE IT TOTALLY MAKES A DIFFERENCE >WOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>681445731>wester n-wordlmao: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZCU21HO-0
Rate this run
>>681446384C
>>681446384B
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>681446384Dspergy runner. Didn't even beat the game
>>681446276probably a seeded run by someone on the couch like BOI and randomizers
>>681446340ew
>>681446384ADidn't watch
RESPECT THE GHOSTS PRONOUNS
>>681445712Hi gh anon, were you here yesterday? this is the first post i noticed from you
>>681446384B+Good run actually! Runner is good at the game.
>>681446384C because fuck rougelikes
>>681446384BFast, knew what he was talking about and doingBut holy fucking yapyapyap
>>681446384D
>>681446384CRun is okay.
>>681446384A
>>681446384D for Dboring
>>681446359*kisses you on the mouth before blushing and hiding behind the couch*
>>681446384A+, the category is more interesting than regular any% and the guy almost halved the estimate
>>681446375It's his word, okay. He can do whatever he wants with it>>681446384D
Gdq gestapo gonna get me for this creepshot of keizaronAlso rubie acts fucking unhinged off cam as she does on cam fyi
>>681446384Cboring reddit sarcastic humor full of the same jokes every other run makes but at least there's no trannies
>>681446452nope>3 Deck Random Seed, Skipless
>20 mins early >Poker game not made incentive yet Loving knowing how much they are panicking back stage >FUCKING STALL
I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something messed up with this guy
>>681446384B because of cool game
>>681446384B for balatro shilling inc
>>681446384boringC
>>681446519Based weirdo
>>681446338so it was even more retarded gimmick trying to get more viewers?
>>681446541They gonna start a podcast to stall for this
>If you've been around speedrun.com you'll know it isn't what it used to beDrama? Qrd?
>>681446519he's going to see this and ban you for posting on the keiz hate web zone
>>681446519Run while you still can, anon.
Holy shit, they're going full force now. My god.
>>681446384S
Hey /v/, i left chicken out in cold water to thaw for a few hours. Maybe more than i should have.When i took the chicken out it was lukewarm. I'm boiling it now. Am i going to die?Greetings from Germany.
>>681446014You're an NPC that needs to fuck off
>>681446519>Also rubie acts fucking unhinged off cam as she does on cam fyii couldve told you that
>>681446532huh, at least it's something I'm interested in seeing how they do itstill never donating
>>681446519RIP
>>681446602Owner tried to monetize
>>681446621why do they love balatroon so much?
>>681446519stop making me like rubie
>>681446069Her revised statement in 2020 was fucking hilarious. "This guy was really making me uncomfortable so I decided to give him a handjob to leave me alone" lmaoooooooooooooooo
looks like crowd finally starting to show up
>>681446657Clean it with dish liquid
>>681446519Why are you taking creepshots of Keizaron instead of Kungfu?
>>681446519exemplary nerd circle
>>681446657You are already dead
Why would anyone want to see a Balatro speedrun?I'll literally be just fast clicking and the score counter flashing
what the FUCK is balataro and why don't they shut the fuck up
>>681446519PLEASE tell Keiz I fucking hate him, he sucks at gaming and needs to stop fucking self inserting himself into runs
>>681446776GOOD LUCK ON YOUR RUN
>>681446337juss b urslf
>>681446276i love balatro and honestly you can make almost anything work if you're really good, you need to know everything though which is the intriguing part
>>681446657did you remember to bleach it?
>>681446776It's just the audience clapping for a game they know the name of, they do this shit every year with non-run junk.
>>681446776I'll watch your run, don't worry bro
>>681446069Shes a woman, shes stupid and thought she wouldn't get caught.
What the fuck is balatro
>>681446657I do this all the time, but I'm in a first world country so ymmv
Please please please donate to doctors without borders. My wife needs a new bull and there hasn't been a migrant boat in 3 weeks.
>>681446519What is the aroma of the room?
>>681446519spot THE FAG in that talk circle:>the dude>the dude>the dude>the flamboyant red haired gaylord
>>681446384run was an easy Acommentary was a C
>>681446727it's not about the game
Of course the people smuggling organisation MSF was founded by journos
They're going to stall hard for Balatro, they're only like 5% away from the goal anyway so it's gonna happen.
>>681446621>Donate for BalartoNo.
>>681446727How is a card game without any agenda related to trannies other than having an easy name to twist?meds. you're sick.
>>681446657I hope your not boiling a whole fucking chicken.Just make sure it's not pink in the inside when you're done and you'll be fine
>>681446546Down syndrome alpha stage
>>681446917how many rolls are under that shirt? 5?
>>681446941(You)
Audio desync is so bad
>>681446819why does shit like this give me weird visual ASMR
Beardmogged
Every time they beg for a five dollar train i look back at the mario odyssey run and think about how badly it broke them
We need The Yetee on the phone right fucking nowHe wants more interns for his t-shirt sweatshop? Just fucking ship them out, PRONTO
>>681445474Come On!
>>681446731I wonder if he just whipped it out in front of her and expected her to do something with it, or did she initiate it? Knowing how nerds are he probably just whipped it out without her saying anything.
>>681446751I really do hate this woman
>>681445004the more I look the more questions I have
Does all this balatro wanking count enough for a jewstar next to it?
>>681446970(you)
>>681446384A quick run and was cool to watch. Any game that is difficult and played that smooth is sick
>>681446971refresh the damn pageand this stalling has been absurd
>normal guy>not a runnershould have known from seeing him
>>681445829>drunk white girls are the best!This guy is still going but his streams give off a weird aura.
"have you played Balatro?""no :)"
>>681446594Yes, and it worked for both her and ESA. Her "runs" alone raised thousands (mainly from a twitch employee simp) and somehow grew her viewers by a lot.
90 DAY FIANCÉ THE OTHER WAY SEASON 6 IS ON DISCOVERY+ TODAY POGGGGG
>>681446917I will say that she looks better with her hair like this, like straight and not on her forehead. She covers her forehead with bangs because it's like she's ashamed to show her forehead or is balding.
>>681446917She's such a gross fat cunt
>>681446384B. run was great, commentary mostly sarcasm to the point it got distracting. Easily an A if they didn't do that but that's just me
>>681446384CI like the game, but it wasn't a interesting category.
>>681447097made me lel
>>681447063nobalatro is good enough to stand on its own
The only good thing Israel has done is kill MSF staff and journo scum
>>681446338>And she got into the event twice.wrong. it was a paid spot and she had two spots in the same event.
to get their kids shot????
This dude is too fucking hot for this event FUCK me
>>681445731
>>681447089he was always kinda weird, I remember him being on lirik's stream a lot before the drama
>>681446546is this some kind of cosplay?
>>681447178what assher fupa is bigger somehow
>>681447097bring back the cute KH autist
Hep me map my home
ngl balatro is probably my favorite game ever, and this is coming from a person who played wow since classic
>>681447178What ass?
>Talking about the Israeli-Palestinian war Wew lad, Twitch chat is going crazy.
>>681447252this
It's mindblowing to this guy that third worlders want to eat and live???
>the situation in gazago on dance around the jewish question
>>681447323"damn it's almost like they're people or something..."
>>681447182foxes are based
>>681447267>wow since classic>classickek
>>681446384a
>>681447323I thought they only wanted bobs and vagene
but I though politics weren't allowed?
>>681447291lol you weren't kidding
Why do they always say "muh gaza" instead of naming Israel or Palestine or Hamas or
>>681446338She was shilled heavily by twitch staff/twitch itself. Common assumption is she was forced into the marathon by twitch. She even had twitch staff in the chat dumping hundreds if not a thousand dollars worth of bits to try and hype it.
>>681447358israel != jewsmost jews live outside israel.
>Free Palestine>Also trans righs!!!Imagine putting them all in the same city kek
These people are literal NPC's, don't think they have any kind of personality at all.
>>681447375sorry, vanilla or whatever the fuck you want to call it. it's been 20 fucking years
>>681447396name 1 person that doesnt want bobs or vagene
UHOH
FUCK PALESTINE. JUDEA FOREVER!!!!!!!!
>>681447441most jews support for israel, they even lobby for politicians to support israel. dont be obtuse hershel.
>>681447457the funny thing is there could be a ceasefire right now, if hamas would release all the hostagesreality is that most of them are probably dead
>>681447480oy vey
>>681446519>Also rubie acts fucking unhinged off camCan confirme as someone who's attended GDQ. This bitch is so fucking deranged that I now think she's based.
>israel>ukraineI have many problems, but these shitholes are not any of them.
>>681447497good morning sir my name hakesh not hershel :)
>>681447449>IT'S RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH
I want to play Elden Ring with him...
why would i ever give money to a third world country when theres people starving in my own country who i wont give money to either
bearded guy looks like he gives great head
HOLY FUCK ENOUGH TALKINGI got home two hours ago and have seen 1 (UNUS) run
>>681447457That's Twitch chat for you - nothing but emote spam and nonsense. I doubt anyone cares about the whole situation. They're here to see people play games at a fast pace, not politics.
>>681447592wow
>>681447021he was allegedly kissing her and touching her firsthttps://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1srahg8>>681446069>he willingly left her alone in a roomthis is the weirdest part to me, like in her statement she says they were all sharing a room and he just left her drunk and alone there for hours on end, during which she got raped? he never came back when any of it was happening?
>>681447431her management company is the same one as a BUNCH of the ESA runnersforget the name though
>>681447592Was this recent?
right is clearly out of left's league
>>681447592rot pocket so pained
>head of interstitials Fuck they even gave him a title for nongame filler bullshit.
I love when normalfags who claim they don't play games anymore accidentally mention they used to have a PS2 or whatever because you just know they want to leave all those memories behind
>>681447497They support israhell's right to self defense, the support for the occupation and other issues involving israhell is far from unanimous, with or without israhell.And trust me, I know, as a citizen of this shithole.
>>681447592Lol
they're getting riled up
>>681447639I want to GIVE HIM head
>>681447656>>681447685>>681447702>>681447724happened during this interview
>balding old farts>ps2damn i feel old
Ffs not a card game speed run
>>681447726good boy (faggot)
>>681446896>>681446519Rate the GDQ Pokecrew!
>>681447650>Chibi looks like a scared confused child>Doesn't know what is going on
>>681447457anyone remember free hong kong?
stupid fat bitch
Y'ALL
If I attended GDQ in-person I would end up pantomiming reaching for my controller to mute the announcers
I got a boner from Jaypeg's singing
>>681447725whats the extension i can use to see the deleted stuff
>>681446167is it real?
>>681446546He is 100% a "That kid" back in School.
>>681447463got what you meant. Just made me laugh.Hope this balatro run is good.
>>681447670I can believe it. Wonder if it was a joint thing between that management company and twitch then. You don't have twitch staff dropping bits in chat unless twitch is involved.
>>681447795>Not a single attractive person>Keizaron >One woman >The female is distant from everyone else Kek, she looks so uncomfortable. They probably have B.O.
>>681447857nvm i have bttv
>>681447795I geuss the percentage of furries is over 70%
>>6814478577tv>no politics goyim>mod says free palestine
>>6814478577tv
>>681447895I hope so too, I want to see some genius strays. Cheers anon.
>>6814477957.8/10 too much water
>>681447857
>>681447930Its the same one from that awkward handshake webm.
>>681447709uhhuh, saying all that like us jews didnt just buy an election in new york
Keep the politics out the thread you fucking faggots kys
>>681445926>this songs a banger>can't hear it because the in-game volume is at 5%
>>681447967er, strats*
>>681448027Found the two-state solutioner
>>681447795That Dude in the blue shirt right backside
>>681446541It literally doesn't matter. They'll hard sell for as long as they want and then 'anonymous' will donate the remaining amount. They will then profusely thank the donators on screen, which then incentivizes future donos from those desperate for any sort of parasocial attention.
>>681447961>No Politics.>Except the politics we personally support, those are okay.
>>681447982>jews raising money for election campaigns bad>blacks, hispanics, christians, muslims doing the same thing is fair part of democracyok fascist
>>681447670Celina is a part of these guyshttps://www.ggtalentgroup.com/and the rumor is that for them to have their runners appear at ESA, she appears too
>>681448027
>>681448027this, imagine getting schooled down by a weeb shitter
Good LORD
>>681448074the only truthful and relevant thing in your list is theres christian groups that lobby for israel too.
GDQ says "gas em"
>>681448070That wily hacker Anonymous is at it again!
>>681448163i know, those Oreo Cakesters look irresistible
somebody show the IDF that gdq denies the existance of israel pls
>>681448101Your politics are politics, my politics are ontologically good.
>>681448163Those cake oreos are TERRIBLE. They have none of the flavor from a Tastykake and feel like something you'd find at a gas station
>>681448082You know if any of the runners who dumped ESA recently were managed by them? It'd be interesting to see if they're still involved come this next ESA.
>>681447795Not very diverse. Needs more blacks and women.
>>681448163you aren't missing a damn thing
>>681448163More than enough time to rub your clitty until it squirts, li'l man.
>>681448163Hydrox >>>> Oreos
These faggots really want Balatro for some reason.
>>681448163bro get firefox, ublock origin, tampermonkey and reek-anti-adblock killerskips 90% of ads
>>681448259you can read the list yourself, but there are some bigger names in there>The Mexican Runner>Mitch Flower Power>Maxxylobeswho knows what they're up to though, I only watch marathons
WOW I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS SHITTY CARD GAME
SHOUTOUTS
Why are they still trying to push y'all? Everyone else in leftist spaces gave up, it didn't catch on, and most LGBT people think its dumb. Only GDQ keep Y'alling.
>>681448289Ummm back the fuck off!?!
lmao
>>681448163twitch has ads?
>>681448163Vivaldi+ublock originI barely get ads.
LET'S GO GAMBLING
What pride flag is that?
FORTY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES?
>>681448326i just set my vpn to iceland desu
Isn't this game 100% RNG.
Fat incel 4channer runner with poor orating abilities. This is gonna be shit or cringekino.
>>681446519I hope you're carrying, do the world a favour man.
thanks doc
>she still gets twitch ads
Oh, THIS looks like it was really worth it! Doctor REDDIT ATHIEST MCGEE and the HOMO SQUAD on the couch. This worth shilling for hours on end!
>>681448373the worst thing is they do it every chance to just sounds weird yall
Reminder that Balatro is only popular because it's a safe way to play video poker.
>>681448308It's really not a good speedgame so it's just the I LOVE CURRENT THING mentality
Damn, he big
>timer starts 3 seconds after goevery time
Someone put a f or zzz for me this is trash
>Literally all this fucking bullshit hype for some shitty poker sim Wow fucking cool I remember WINDOWS XP. Fucking faggots
This game is so boring, I have no idea why it got so popular
can someone say nigger in chat? I want to test if this extension works.
>45 minutes of an RNG card game How is this even fun?
>>681448548SSS it is
>>681448484I played it and had fun. Gets old once you beat gold stakes once though.
>45 minutes of thisKill me pete
>>681448465>Xhe uses Twitch enough to justify jumping through all the hoops to block ads every 2 days
>>681448426iceland? ive heard basically all of eastern europe doesnt get ads but iceland seems like ad-territory
>>681448471>Caps it right as the runner is pushing up his glasses like the nerd emojikek
Remember how badly they fought againt dual set ups? How they'd send their white knights to say how wrong we were? How they'd shut people down, ban them, humiliate them, give a bunch of long winded "WELL AKSHULLY IT WOULDN'T AFFECT THE SCHEDULE AT ALL" speeches. In all communities, their reddit, their twitter, emails, their twitch chat etc. And then they do it and they end up so ahead of schedule due to no more delay that they can add bonus games.
>>681448308>>681448486They bought into the marketing for the game hard and they clap for things they know.It's the same as running amongus or some other shit.
>GRANDPA BE LIKE YO THIS GAMEPLAY FIRE
>>681448412Pansexual? But the colors look off. Is that a country flag?
are they..are they speedrunning a poker game?what the fuck is this
>>681448104kek
As someone who loved Balatro, it isn't a speed run game. There's nothing to speed run other than 'playing fast', and they're on the easiest deck in the game anyways.
>>681448602Banning Keizaron from running anything during the event helped too.
Tell me about her
That troon on the couch is the manliest, LOW-effort Tranny I have ever seen.
>>681448564It's a fun game for a while but a terrible speedrunning game. Even chat has no ide what's going on
>>681448186Everything is truthful.those groups join and lobby/fund different politicians or goals relevant to them. why should jews exclusively be forbidden from paying politicians?
>>681448685what joker is this?
>>681448101toph is such a fucking hypocrite
what is that outfit?
4CHAN NAME DROPPED
>>681448548If it filters you then it's SSS
wheel of 4chan?
Fuckin great planFully random game that takes reading or instantly recognizing cards to have any idea of what is going on.Possibly the worst fuckin thing to stream rapid fire to 50k people
60 thousand dollars for some boring card game
>>681448728who?
>>681448697single player poker. you're not against anyone, you just have to score enough points based on stats etc to beat some score for each blind
i tried balatro for about 2 minutes, realized it had absolutely nothing to do with poker and had some contrived system and immediately uninstalled plus refunded itfor some reason this shit gives my eyes cancer and im so fed up with shitty pixel art
>tans colorsZZZ
Popular thing? I know popular thing :)
Trans pride bros we won yet again
>>681448759It's like Darkest Dungeon runs, it's utterly worthless.
I never played this game and this is just completely senseless clicking to me.
Just spent the last hour cleaning my keyboard. It's so satisfying removing all the dust and crumbs.
>>681448765Wonder how many of those donos had even played the game. Should've put $10 on steam instead.
>>681448670Yeah, white chip plasma deck is the most braindead run
I would unironically have enjoyed 45 minutes of the Persona 5 Card game compared to this
>>681448765>trick 50,000 people into paying a scam charity so you can advertise your game on a speedrunning marathon stream
>>681448828the actual game is not much different (plus visual diarrhea)
This is the same as watching MOBA footage, unless you know the game inside-out everything makes zero sense
I beat this game with the default deck and I'm not understanding anything about this Speedrun
>>681448797>>681448836
>>681448697It’s July of 2024 how have you not heard about Balatro
How am I supposed to parse this hyperactive clown vomit?
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPEED RUN A FUCKING POKER GAMEHOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN GET ACCEPTEDCAN I MAKE A VIDEO GAME ABOUT EATING POTATO CHIPS AND THEN SPEEDRUN ITWHY IS THERE A SHE/THEY THEREWHICH ONE IS ITTHEY ALL LOOK LIKE NERD DUDESI HATE THIS MORE AND MORE EVERY FUCKING YEAR
Post video game card games that are better than this
>>681447795>Switftalu on her ownI have a sudden urge to comfort her and keep her warm
this isn't yugioh
>>681448936she/they is reading donos
>>681448908nta but i dont frequent online spaces outside here and youtube
This event has become unwatchable but the threads are fun to read
How do you speedrun a Poker roguelite? How does that even work? Can we speedrun Russian Roulette next?
>>681448728
>>681448908I filter FOTM shill/advertisement threads as soon as they start popping up here specifically so I don't have to know about this shit.
>>681449034>He doesn't know about Buckshot speedruns
>>681448908first time ive ever heard of this game was in a bit by a videogame podcast praising it to high heavens, looked at the steam reviews which praised it to high heavens, bought and instantly refunded itone of those games like dave the diver where i absolutely do not understand the hype at all
>>681448941Hand of Fate.The run wouldn't be great but it'd still be less idiotic than this.
>>681448936smartest /v/ user
>>681448056for me its the no state solution
>>681448936Don't forget people donated $65,000 for this to be shown
>>681448936H is the host, retard.the name in the orange box with the H is the donation reader.
For those who careFirst joker is Erosion which gives +3 mult for every card under 52 in the deck. It's Foil which gives +50 chipsDrunkard gives +1 discard, it's also foil for another +50I think it's Zany joker but the it gives +50 chips on any played hand which contains a two pair, it's polychrome which gives 1.5x the multBanner gives +30 chips for every remaining discardBurnt Joker upgrades the first discard hand by one levelIt's chips + mult is your score, plasma is the meme deck which evens out chips and mult.
>>681449049Don't mention it or we will see that next timeCHOKE
>yeahyeah>yeahyeah>...yeahSHUT THE FUCK UP
I dont know whats going on but this fucking guy just game overed
LMAO
AW DANG IT
he lost lmaoooo
Why did this get in
>GAME OVERGAME OVER >GAME OVERGAME OVER >GAME OVERGAME OVER >GAME OVERGAME OVER >GAME OVERGAME OVER >GAME OVERGAME OVER >GAME OVERGAME OVER >GAME OVERGAME OVER
>>681448765
>>681449105I appreciate the efforthowever wasted it was
>>681448941
chungus doesnt look too happy
RESET (I have no idea what happened)
>>681449105Imagine typing all this out just for the runner to fail the run
>failureThis dude genuinely sucks. He totally ignored his burnt joker after dropping the holo for it.
>>681449049See, at least there's a skill element to Buckshot RouletteBalatro is just pure RNG
>>681449075For me it's the final solution
>>681448848p5.....had a card game? the fuck
haha this sucks man
>>681448936Lol u mad. Chud seethe is my favorite part about GDQ
>>681449175They didn't clear the level's score in the amount of hands played>>681449176RIP
>>681449130It's an RNG run and he got RNGed
>>681449130>go into balatro threads>everyone says "SKILL ISSUE" whenever you lose>turns out it's literally pure RNG
UHOH FAT GUY CHOKING
C H O K E H O K E CO K E C H K E C H OE C H O K
>plasma deck>white stakes>lostHOLY mother of kek it's literally a free win
Fucking hell this is an absolute shit show.
>>681448412thats romania schizo
>>681449050dave the diver was so fucking shallow, it's just that it gets popular and people that barely play any games get in on it so it's the best thing ever since they have zero experience with games
I managed to understand how the game is played now but this still isn't a good speedrun to watch.
Music while the shit run goeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8SuEK4JFMc
>Do we have time for donations?I'd tell her to fuck off, seriously it's annoying when they get mad when you don't let them read donations.
>skips a holo for NOTHINGLiterally what the fuck is this retard doing
At least the audience is packed
I wish this rollerblading faggot would stop saying “yeah”
This is not a good game to run if you don't know the game. I've only got maybe 20 hours in the game, feel like i know it pretty well but it's still very hard to follow. Cannot imagine how confusing it must be if you've never seen the game before
It just looks like numbers. I try not to hate needlessly, but this just seems kinda bleh
>>681449315... yeah
where is Northernlion
Please stop accosting y'all from us in the South
>>681449195Tycoon, it's actually fun
>Skip an entire pack for literally no reasonWhat the fuck are they even doing. There aren't even eternal jokers, it's white stake
>>681448941Queen's Blood is fun as fuck, and I don't care what shit-taste having anons say.
>>681449303This guy is legit trash at this game. You're basically watching a sweaty fat man play slightly faster than usual but casually.
>More fucking Celeste bullshitDo any other games exist?
Minmaxing games for normalfaggots ruined indies
>>681449315what do you call a faggot on rollerblades? roll-aids
>>681449281Breddy gud, anon
All the people don't understand how based this game is>>681449314Yeah most packed I've seen it so far
Card games like this are so fucking boring holy shitHow did this game explode in popularity?
>>681449105ok but I activate the magic card Pot of Greed it allows me to draw two cards
>>681449274yep, same thingive played for 2mins and saw everything the game had to offer, flashy garbage
>>681449330Feels like I'm watching bullet chess.
>>681449330Same. I tabbed out after like 5 minutes
>>681448962Nah you know she kept her distance on purpose.
>>681449372They're trying to reach the most ZZZ run possible without trannies involved.
>>681449420Poker is popular and this is like poker
Why did this game become a FotM? Looks mid af ong
>>681449281https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKOndT8a_DM
>>681448915-you make points by making poker hands-each 'round' has a set amount of hands with which to reach the minimum points you need to get to progress and the more rounds you win, the more points you need to win each 'round'- you can buy certain modifiers with money you win from winning rounds in the form of jokers which give you general benefits that help you make more points in some way or another-you can also get modifiers that increase the number of points you make from specific types of poker hands-You can also get cards that modify individual cards to give them buffs-Keep playing 'rounds' until you win or cannot reach the required amount of minimum points.
>>681449330It's just things happening on the screen to me, without any real reason or logic to it.
>>681448101>type "THE ILLEGITIMATE STATE OF ISRAEL MUST BE ANNIHILATED">get given VIPbased GDQ jannies
>>681449303maybe you can farm some webms to post on /v/ to rage bait people
>>681449470Marketing, unfortunately. I looked into the publisher and they shilled the game extremely well to streamers and journos. Very inorganic popularity
>>681449470fr cuh this chit looks mid as hell
>>681449467Yeah, gambling is fun
>>681449492>Israel sponsored event doing that???
this fucking game is such a key jingle its insane.Hope this "run" goes over est.
man, I REALLY don't give a fuck about what is going on in chat
>>681448941Slay the spire would be infinitely more interesting because the basic concept is at least immediately understandable.
>>681449470probably the narrative, its what twitter likes
>Fat smelly redditor's favorite game is Balatro
this chonky boy finna choke again, no cap
Is the audio and video out of sync for anyone else?
>>681449341It's actually super fun to play, a speedrun does not do it justice. There's a million different builds and you need to adapt quickly every game
>>681449423THAT'S WHAT IT DO YUGI
>>681448675He worms his way in.
>>681449580Rogueshit cardslop is inherently bad from both a player and viewer standpoint.
>>681440915Iceplug
public transit, more like public trans rights
Lol did this guy really lose base plasma deck?
>Tune in to watch bonus game>It's just a card gameohSomeone go back to posting bombergirls.
>>681449470It had a big marketing budget, threw a lot of it into native advertising.
>>681449580there was like a 5min speedrun of it at some pointnot really entertaining as you can barely see what hes doing
Don't.
>we dont support public tranz BANNED!!!
>45min of this
This pathetic faggot is begging for stuntman for his plasma deck on a white stake run. Mercy kill this joke please.
>>681449609I can believe it's fun, just a poor speed game, particularly with no context
YeahYeahYeahYeahThis game sucksyeah I’m a faggotyeahhhhh
fuck this imma go play some beyblade on ps1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19qpqjebafg
>>681449643iceplug isnt banned, he did a run of a hulk game on the snes a year or two ago, it was fucking great
>>681449665Bombergirls!
>>681449580the sts speedrun is not great to watch either but at least I knew what was happening cause I play it
>>681449580StS speedruns suck too. It's all bug abuse and the bugs create screen clutter
Are you ready for over AN HOUR of Celeste after this? With literally nothing but TRANS RIGHTS and TRANS icons being spammed for an hour?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY
>>681449470Its a slot machine and people like gambling
>>681449470>>681449539>>681449586Saw the game here way b4 it exploded with streamer faggots. Everyone who isnt a zoomer fuck played poker in his life, it just hits that nerve
>>681449784I'm going to bed soon
>>681449470Normalfags love poker and gambling
>>681449746>having an autistic melt down because /v/ doesn't like your fotm NGMI
>>681449665just Google porn you fucking spastic
>>681449483>>681449646OH SHIT GET THE FUCK DOWN IT'S COMING
>>681449609I beat the game just playing either full or color with the standard deck, just getting lucky with the planets, no "million different builds". Maybe I'm dumb
>>68144958099% of roguelite any% runs are about resetting until you get the busted combo in any given game, the real fun runs are the various 100% analogues because you have to work with the randomness given to you instead of simply rolling the dice again
>>681449643>Iceplughttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFrcOQ2GJHQ
>>681449750the superior male of the thread has revealed himself
>>681449626He's been sidelined to skits and couch for the past few GDQs, which helps the schedule immensely.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THISWHY THE FUCK IS THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARENA PACKED TO WATCH THIS NONSENSE WHY IS THIS45 FUCKINGMINUTESLONGSOMEONE FUCKING THROW A FUCKING PIE FOR GOD SAKE
He's going to lose again.
KWAB, game over incoming
choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke
>>681449159lmfao
>>681449784Can we at least work in a bit more antisemitism?
Why dont the couch have pronouns
>Lose twice Lose Twice>Lose twice Lose Twice>Lose twice Lose Twice>Lose twice Lose Twice>Lose twice Lose Twice>Lose twice Lose Twice>Lose twice Lose Twice>Lose twice Lose Twice
mogged
>>681449851You missed his point, retard
>>681449896shake that booty butt
>>681449895thats why normal all the best runs dont use seeds or resetsBoI had some nice categories for it
The funny thing is that they're playing like shit cause they're going fast and praying for some carry joker like Stuntman.
>Dude it has one billion trillion builds and you need to hecking ADAPT like living in the BIG CITY with all the metro lines and pizza parlorsNot playing your shitty tranny game, gambling is addictive and has no place in this hobby.
>>681449884you can beat it easily but the fun is in replayability. I've beaten it quite a few times but the challenge comes with trying to make what you get work for your current playthrough
>New RunJesus H Christ someone get a giant cane and hook this idiot off the stage
>we're due for something fun, but not tonightFuckin AWARE
>>681449750fuck, i hate getting nostalgicLETS BEYBLADE
>>681449951Celeste is up next, and balatro was wildly popular
Unironically over. Pull the memory card.
>>681449951I've not been this bored during a "run" than that time there was a like two hour Trials Fusion showcase.
>>681449823it's nothing like NLHhow old are you niggers that you're acting like 5 card draw or whatever is "the" poker game
>>681449942not gonna lie the ps1 game was pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF-nkJ6rBg4
>>681449851I’m talking about the retarded faggot saying “YEAH” over and over again
Disaster speedrun :(
>>681450020>Celeste is up nextOh no, /v/, relax
>>681449784Celeste is actually a solid game. just ignore the faggots. t nazi
Why is Celeste run in every single event?
SOMEONE GET HIM OFF THE STAGE
this fat ledditor has never beat gold stakes btw
Cool Let's Play.
>>681449753shake that bouncy butt
>>681445958i miss my man
>>681450082because they won't allow Super Meat Boy anymore.
Is Edobese dead yet?
>>681449998wow it's almost like you described every "seedless" roguelike run (see, get lucky with an OP item and get carried just like they would on a seeded run)
>>681450073I was curious to see what kind of RNG bullshit this Balatro run would get up to, and I'm not disappointed. Gonna go sleep after this wraps up.He's not gonna finish on time.
>disaster kino incomingI'm ready
>>681450020WHAT THE FUCK IS BALATROPOPULAR WITH FUCKING WHO A DISCORD CHANNEL WITH A FEW HUNDRED PEOPLE IN IT??POPULAR WITH FUCKING WHO
this is a goood fucking run
wait it says 3 deck why is it plasma again?
if Pokemon Violet was a Z this is a Z+
>>681450171Based hermit
I don't think this guy is very good at the game.
>>681450163God willing
aaaaaaand banned
>>681450082despite all the "muh tranny" hubbub, it's actually a good game
>>681450171You've been screaming all thread, just fuck off already. We get it
CANCELLEDBANNED
BANNED
>>681450171It's one of the biggest indie games of the year.
keked
MisclickMisclickMisclickDisaster run
>>681449753That was last year's SGDQ and it was fucking amazing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cv8hJmNlSs
>it's legal to play straights again, it is july 1stuuhhhh based?
>>681450180>>681450163based
>>681450020>balatro was wildly popularwhere? with whom? zoomers? none of my 50 steam friends bought this game, ive literally never seen discussion about it on this board
>>681449105I promise no one outside of Reddit cares
>>681450171It sold one million+ copies and had countless threads on /v/. Stay safe under there, man under the rock.
BANNED FUN DETECTED BANNED
>Good joke>Woman and trans scream out in pain in the crowdFucking christ.
BASADOBANNU
>>681450112You wont coward.
>>681450171with normalfags with no taste in videogames like all indieshit
>>681450171IDK but it looks really gay like all the fat trannies in the room watching it
first cringekino of the event so far
>>681450163>>681450180post the redemption video
>>681450180I'm glad this run happened because it set him up for one of the best redemption runs of all time, I'm glad he didn't give up
Are you a good poker player, anon?
>>681450049I don't have the image anymore, but the linebacker playing with a straight face for 2 hours straight and barely commentating was hilarious
>>681450163>>681450180>tfw the category becomes "shine challenge"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT??
>>681450171Balatro is massively popular, just because your misanthrope message board isn’t playing it doesn’t mean it’s not one of the most popular indies of the year.
>>681450241YOU MAD I DONT LIKE YOUR SHITTY SINGLE PLAYER CARD GAME???? ARE YOU FUCKING BUTT BLASTED THAT I'M DISAPPOINTED IN THE CURRENT STATE OF EVENTS AT 8:44 ON A MONDAYFUCK OFF AND TELL ME SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE ABOUT THIS WORLD
>>681450325
>>681450325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY0I63E1wU0
>>681450335Regular poker? No.Balatro fake poker? I've beaten the game on highest difficulty on several decks.
THECHOKE ISREAL
>>681450289>had countless threads on /v/ive seen none of those and im terminally online, youre lying
>>681450017still have mine, it's a proper trade frankenstein but it did its job
>>681449673Yeah, I suppose they would turn off animations and anything that would actually make it comprehensible to the average viewer
>>681450206Cause its 3 wins and he just keeps losing
clicking on cards for an hour
>>681450234No it's not.Anyone got the picture showing how to design a level in Celeste?
>>681449989
Wait did they actually make a homophobic joke just thenToo busy keking at the chokes on display
>>681450385>>681450392basado
Jesus, he's actually getting mercy killedPeople paid 65k to watch him die in HD
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
>>681449105ok get this man an upvote
First mercy kill of the run? He's choking hard.
>>681450418You weren't online much around February-March, I see.
>>681450373>FUCK OFF AND TELL ME SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE ABOUT THIS WORLDBelieve it or not, the world doesnt revolve around you
>>681449996>BoI had some nice categories for itI hope you don't mean the various R+ versions
>guraspic having a fucking melty in the threadyup, it's gdq week
>>681450373
>>681450234its only there bec of muh deprezzn and muh trans rightsas far as platformers go its not really something that stands out
So it's basically slots with le funny collectable modificators mechanic to engage autists?
this nigga getting titled
>>681450335I have no idea how to play poker but I’m good at Hearts :D
It was already over but at this point its just sad.
Aniggwa requiem
Not the misclick... poor guy
>>681450180>>681450163
GET THE FUCK IN HEREDISASTER RUN
>>681450474>I don't know what's going on>Try to explain it>Still angrylmao thanks for the (You)
>>681450360I JUST READ ABOUT ITITS FUCKING POKER WITH MOBA SKILLS EFFECTS ARE YOU GOD DAMN KIDDING MEHOW MUCH OF A FUCKING LOSER DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO ENJOY THISOH LOOK AT THE THREAD AND THE ARENA AT GDQ BOY DO I FEEL LIKE A SILLY FUCKING QUEER RIGHT NOWGOD DAMN SOMEONE NUKE THIS PLANET ALREADY
He's starting to bite his nails.I feel for this guy.
>>681450504i was
>>681450171This is what they're trying to gaslight you into thinking is popular. Something with 10k players and a trendline that's already heading to zero.
thank you paypigs for this potential cringe kino
One or two failures can be kinda funny, this is just brutal/sad at this point.
>>681450701>>681450675>>681450642>>681450701i dont get what the fuck is going on, even him apparently fucking up is not entertaining
>>681450714put the avatar back on
Sometimes I wish I could be as positive to everything as this Twitch chat is... I know they're probably retarded, but still..
>>681450159He's losing on literally the easiest 'base' deck in the game. It's one of the harder ones once you get to higher difficulties but at this level it is braindead.
>the stakes are highmore like mistakes are high amirite? haha!
Bullshit heavy RNG game. Let it die with other flavor of the month
>>681450796It's hard to be entertained when him fucking up looks exactly the same as him not fucking up.
>>681450751it's the type of game you put on and play like 30 mins to an hour and come back to later, desu
>>681450714
>>681450751>>681450842It's a very good game actually, just not a good speedrun. Balanced really well desu
>>681450721https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/balatroGo have a gander, then
Fat fingered missclicks aside, this has to be one of the worst games to speedrun ever. It randomly fucks you all the time.
This is a 3 deck run? He hasnt even finished one yet
>>681451051He's been speedrunning game overs. Maybe the goal is 3 of those?
>>681451051Yeah, he's getting fucked over the RNG, I'm having a good laugh
this guy could have beat the estimate easily if he had just taken more time to choose his deck
>>681451173plasma deck is the easiest deck to win with, which is the funny part
>>681451042>https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/balatrocompared to something like bg3 thats fucking tinyshouldve paid some marketing drones here better money to shill this shit
>>681444867Who is the Bossmanjack of speedrunners?
>>681451306I mean his joker deck but yeah agree lmao
>>681450082Tranny: the game
Celeste is kino
