Now: BalantroNext: Celeste Custom Maps: Monika's D-SidesLater: Metroid FusionStream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681444808
>>681450151Does the dev have unsafe opinions?
this game and this run fucking SUCKS
Nice run you have here cardfags
CHOKE #3 ON WHITE STAKES INCOMING
Metroid kino soon
Balatroon boring gay game
EXHILARATING GAMEPLAY!
>>681450448migg'd
this is barely a gameeven the interface looks like a stream layout
Nice run, retard
>>681450448>plasma deck is pretty roughoh no no no no
MIGGY TICKET
Fuck it, I'm going and watching the Smart Ball run.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCAYZocOOLw
Cixah is choking so hard, either that or he genuinely sucks at this game and it’s wild that he was chosen for this. Plasma Deck is unreal easy and he keeps passing crucial multiplier jokers.
So bad the couch dude is backseat playing to try and help him not choke. Jesus christ
XTH FOR MY MAN IGOR
If you haven't played the game it's just watching a guy click on cards. Setting a timer for 20 minutes so I can come back and rate this Z.
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
Yeah
>finished an hour and a half wank sesh>two hours of slop and garbage until Fusionugh...
LMAO MERCY KILL
i've migrated
I ate the $1 mold pizzaIt tasted like cardboard with Velveeta on top5.5/10
Oh god it's getting painful, oh fuck shit owari da
>speedrunning a mobile Poker app
Play the real poker game
imagine if this shit goes over estimate
>>681450608>CHOKED AGAINCHOKED AGAIN>CHOKED AGAINCHOKED AGAIN>CHOKED AGAINCHOKED AGAIN>CHOKED AGAINCHOKED AGAIN>CHOKED AGAINCHOKED AGAIN>CHOKED AGAINCHOKED AGAIN>CHOKED AGAINCHOKED AGAIN
>tunes inAre they really playing a fucking card game?
you can't mercy kill a bonus game, it's not allowed
so is this guy just shit at this game or what
This game is lit fr fr
CHOKE 4 BROS ITS TERMINAL
>>681450690It would ascend to trainwreck kino tier and be immortalized on YouTube for many years to come.
>>681450653comfy?
MUST PLAY FOTM SLOP
>>681450697yeah just a letsplay tho, no speed involved
I've had enough of this trash
>>681450691This man must fall to find his true place.Again, and again, and again.
>>681450730You're trying too hard. It's a fun game, that's all
>>681450725You can't be shit at this game just like you can't be good at itIt's pure RNG, there's no skill at play
METROID FUSION YO
>If you set a new record,Brother, he's not even gonna make it to the end
This guy's choking is actually pissing me off to the point where I learned how the entire game works watching this and now I want to buy it just to be better. Is this how speedrunners are born?
>>681450674My grandmother had one of those generic card game PC games back in the late 90’s and I used to play it when I went to her house. One avatar was a dragon, and one was a sexy lady with cleavage. I would pretend to be the dragon and flirt with the lady
It's going to suck until Fusion. Post games you want to see instead or good music for the intermission idk.
Hey everybodyI play D&DOnly nerds like me play D&DWhich I amDid I mention I love D&D?Haha, rolled a nat 20 for MSF! Greetings from the Forgotten Realms!
>>681450730wow its everyone on /v/ in 2024
That was choke 4 and 5 btw
>>681450824Balatro requires skill, it's not literally poker (which also requires skill)
They failed so bad that they are doing something else...
YEAH!
I fucking hate to say this but this game looks slightly fun
This run is great because he can be mercy killed three times
>>681450849TO THE GULAG
oofthis run's all blown up
This is embarrassing.
Choked so hard they changed modes
did this dude just pick his nose
>>681450836what's world record for this category anyways?
>>681450935
Reminder: VOTE THIS RUN " S " FOR: Holy SHIT Nigga How do you keep fucking this up so bad ?
Has he gotten past deck 1 yet?
Checkered deck is probably the easiest deck. If he fails again he should neck.
>>681451006Voting ZZZ now =]
>>681450997ow ow ow
>>681450935uh nonot really
>>681450935uuh, you can't just say that
This is painful.
Is this the worst run of the ev
They should be glad nobody in the audience understands anything about the game so they don't realize just how retarded the runner is
We going overtime please
CHOKE KINO
>balantro>no balaninto le trash
>>681450935it's a pretty easy pirate
>Guys, it's a donation incentive>Make an entire mod to alter the deck and aces to show the logoYeah sure, it was definitely on the verge of 'not making it in'
>>681450891I once failed a couple rolls and my DM had my character sodomized until they turned into a cursed grub when our party was in the hells. He was a good DM. There'd be less faggots playing with more like him.
>Developer in the Twitch chatKek, they must be so embarrassed.
>>681450935you're allowed to try things
>>681451059why did this stupid post make me feel bad
>>681450972CARLOS
>>681450935I would rather watch chess
>>681450935for a few hours yeahgo ahead and pirate it, friend
>>681451016It is, by far >>681451037cool story zoomer
this is just a guy they found off the street. he doesn't know what's going on.
started playing Fusion for the first time this afternoon to try to beat it before the speedrun tonight. i am at the Reactor part after you go to the ship. how much longer do i have? can i finish it before the run starts or is it too much longer? been playing for 3-4 hours
>>681451081anon i...
You know, I don't feel bad for this guy for some reason.Usually I have a little sympathy but nothing for this one.
>>681451139Who is the artist for their official art? Asking for reasons
Oh no no no the devs in chat
so bored
>wooooooooh public transitYou just know these people aren't cheering ironically, too.
>>681451264but gdq is endless fun
>>681451167Casually probably a hour or two.
>packed house to see a choke artistgrim
the majority of roguelikes are garbagethey are flashy time wasters for morons and contribute nothing to a person's growth
PLEASE GET MERCY KILLED
Why are we gambling now?
>>681451316
>taking the train is so unusual in America they cheer you for it????
>>681451332The stage has been set for a great tragedy.
>>681451238https://x.com/itikaiThis dude I believe
Damn the place is kinda packed compared to yesterday
Thread rules:ENDLESS CHOKINGClear?
Sometimes I wish I could be as positive to everything as this Twitch chat is... I know they're probably retarded, but still..
>>681451081BALANBROS
>>681451334keeps your mind sharp learning a new game every month rather than playing the same shit you've already got 5k+ hours in
is it me or there's like a dozen of indie games that are exactly like this, a bunch of deck building layers over RNG, randomly generated content + card selecting.what the fuck is this trend
>>681451006NoI enjoy fails I understandI don't know this game so it's meaningless to me, just boring. I'm devvin' instead.
>>681451375Reminder that Texas is bigger than your entire continent
Best run so far? Haven't watched since MM9 Boomer Kino.
shoutouts to the tech crew
>>681451468Cute urinal.
>>681451461They're a cult
lol it's going over estimateThat is a Z rating, no exceptionsWe don't want this running next time
>>681451461any negativity gets banned
>>681451461I used to be like that during 2014/2015 GDQs. It was way more enjoyable to watch. Now I'm bitter and jaded and posting here.
>>681451461They are not positive they are just going with the flow. Just look how they act the moment someone is not 100% in alignment to them.It's kind of that meme /v/ image about moderation.
Is he still on the first deck?
everything that donation said was wrong. the gros michel is not extinct, and>The Gros Michel has a higher concentration of isoamyl acetate, the ester commonly used for "banana" food flavoring, than the Cavendish.[16] This higher concentration is responsible for the myth that banana flavoring was based on the Gros Michel, but artificial banana flavor was created before bananas were widely available in American markets.[17][18]
It is so fucking over. Dead crowd, shit game, no more donations. Pack it up.
Can he still make it underestimate or not?
>>681451482it sells
>>681451552You don't like disaster kino?
>>681451519Good times.>tech crew is so retarded and high on estrogen they forget about steam notifications>put a giant black box in the bottom corner for the entire stream
>This abnormally bad luck! >Marathon luck! >THIS NEVER HAPPENS!
>>681451598Over estimate is a Z ratingNo exceptions
>>681451461It's toxic positivity not real positivity.
>>681451461You can be positive without being retarded GDQ hugbox positive. It's a matter of exploring what optimism means to you, and living that in a genuine way, which is distinct from the performative positivity of a lot of these autismos.
>dude he's just abnormally unlucky
>>681451487Isn't that a bigger reason to have trains? To allow you to travel faster between the cities?
>>681451482>what the fuck is this trendIt hits all the bells and whistles that regular gambling does in your brain but people think it's better because instead of wasting away hundreds and thousands of dollars they're wasting away time.
It cost $1,333 for each minute of this run.
>>681451585i don't think he's going to make it at all
enough with the cards!
>>681451461They literally can't be anything but positive or they get banned
>>681451640positivity is a reaction, not an active statepositivity is >"Yeah okay, this sucks, I realize it sucks, but whatever I'll bounce back"not>"NOTHING EVER SUCKS :)))"
>>681451627even then>>681451578gros michel was wiped out by a blight in the main places that cultivated it. while not totally extinct in the world, most of the cultivators switched to cavendish since it is more resilient to blights
>>681451773HOLY COPIUM
good evening saars
>>681451773
>couch has to tell the runner how to play the gameI don't know if this is cringekino or just cringe
>THEY REMOVED THE ESTIMATELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this crowd is fucking lame.
>>681451773"Shine Challenge" energy
>>681451773KWAB
What a disaster.
>>681451791>is more resilientwas more resilient lol
>Changed the runtime est because they know it's going to go over >Staff don't seem to care Wow....
thanks for the 65k lmao
>>681451845Holy shit hahahaha
>>681451807It's morning in india, dumb amerimutt
>now onto the hard one for me These were the easy ones for him?
>>681451845Holy shit.
>people howling over solitaire with extra steps
How much overestimate do you think it'll go? If it goes OVER AN HOUR, then it's disaster kino. It was meant to be a 45-minute run, just wonder how long they'll let it go until they mercy kill it?
>>681451913Too much fun happening there, can’t be GDQ
>>681451674It is 100% not faster to travel anywhere by train that a plane can get you
Any Metroid fans in the chat?
>3 random deck, skipless>skips one deck>still has to remove estimateJUST
>>681451845They did this shit last SGDQ towards the end, they kept pushing up the estimate to make it come under estimate.Shit's disgusting.
>>681451987Me, I'm trans!
>>681451985it's faster to take a train to the next city over than the process of catching a plane
>>681451925Why would I care what time it is in India?
>>681452034I assume he meant throwing up, but that's pretty funny
wrap it up
>>681451925aap kasi ho benchod
>>681451895They spent the last few hours straight begging for money for this trash fire, everything has to be bright and sunshiny and positive. If it was a normal run they'd be bringing in the bailiff to drag the runner off stage.
>>681451987Kill the animals then wait the amount of saved frames
>>681452020skipping refers to skipping "stages". Each ante has three stages, and you can skip two of those to gain some bonus badges. The game is way too easy if you abuse the good badges on base difficulty.
so A tier trainwreck?
>>681451987I'm NGMI
>ride the bus on ante 3
>>681452120No this a bad trainwreck, not a good one
>>681451973You're a fucking idiot. This is NOTHING like solitaire go educate yourself you god damn moron. Here.https://gamcore.com/games/erotic_solitaire
>>681452120would be higher with a tranny griefing them from the couch
>>681452120It's a trainwreck, but it's not otherwise particularly entertaining.
>>681451375But it's a bus. Are you fucking blind or just retarded?
This is why you shouldn't speedrun roguelites
>>681452150It's great on abandoned deck, because he has no face cards.
>>681451987I think metroid sucks
>>681452035this event has become so deeply lame lame to its core
>>681452120Too hard to follow. Even as a trainwreck, this is a low C.
>>681452113If you skip an entire deck, you skip all the stages in that deck. it's still a skip.
O V E R
>>681452120The worst kind of trainwreck, a boring trainwreck.
>>681451925good morning saar
>OVERESTIMATE
Is he actually getting fucked by RNG or is this guy just bad?
This run would have been more fun if he was allowed to skip, but also, it was gold stakes.I somehow doubt this runner would be able to handle it but a better one could.
>So bored I didn't even notice it was over estimate
>>681452075>post good evening saars(mocking indians)>n-no it's unrelated to indie'tard
>>681452206
>>681452262He's bad.
>>681452120nothis is just plain cringeno kino
>>6814509131% skill 99% RNG. Slay the spire is 2%
>>681452229He skipped over a bunch of decks in the first place, as plasma is one of the later ones in the list, if you wanna be semantic about it.
>>681452262little bit of both
oh my god get this fucking guy off the stageSPeedruns PLEASE
>>681452254Uh anon the estimate is "joker" that means he's not over estimate
>>681452323cool it with the antisemantism
>>681452262He's bad. I'm a casual and I play faster with more consistent wins.
>>681452087>I assume he meant throwing upno, he mean throwing away a run
>>681452323He didn't start playing those decks though. He started playing Plasma then got his ass kicked by it and skipped to the next deck.
ummmmm dont you guys want MORE gdq??
>>681452347>PAY YOUR VOICE ACTORS WH->zzz
I just got here. Why is the estimated time listed as joker?
>>681450689Me all the way in the back, next to someone sweating literal grease
>>681452120This isn't a trainwreck, this was a bad idea
>>681450557>symbol for an adwhat caused this to happen
So I missed the last 12 hours. Was anything good?
>>681452264A gold run would be a bit too volatile for doing three clears on separate decks in a marathon, I think.>>681452395Take it up with the speedrunners (and game's achievements) for their category definitions.
>>681452419Because he was about to go overestimate, and since this is a bonus run, that is not allowed to happen
I literally hate everyone in Twitch chat, fucking hugbox faggots NPC's.
>>681452419Because he sucks at this and they won't kill an incentive run. So they removed the estimate when it became obvious he was going over.
mercykill this run
That fucking fake laughter
>>681452446chameleon twistbombermen
>>681452395Swapping order is not the same as skipping
>>681452419The original estimate was 45 minutes
Actually the crowd appears to be pretty large now. The other day it was so sad and sparse
Does he have a single win yet?
>>681450557>sonic block was the highlight of GDQ thusfarits never been more over
>>681452262In the first 3 runs he just straight up skipped a bunch of stuff that would have saved the runs because he wanted to get le stuntman and refused to spend a second thinking
man I wanna be excited for runescape but I just know that stupid faggot keiz is gunna ruin it
Someone get the gas and euthanize this shit.
>>681452406
let me ratethis is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>681451674All the trains in America are filled with homeless junkies and murderous black peopleIf I lost my car I would sooner walk than take public transport
>>681452504It's funny how big the crowd is when it's this trash
>>681452262he's doing the roguelite speedrun fumble of going fast and getting everything ready for the Win Condition™ except the RNG refuses to give it upIn speedruns you can just resets, but with RTA the clock is still ticking
>>681452447Nah. I don't care enough to interact with this shit beyond bitching about it in the thread. It's already boring enough.
>>681452509He's cleared one of three decks so far.
Am I fucking retarded? Where is the run estimate? I want to know when this retarded card game bullshit is fucking gone.
>>681452504of course. the trans rights game is coming up. gotta support the causeDoctors? whats that?
MISTER MAIN EVENT
>>681450448I don't get Balatro gameplay, what do you need to do?
>>681452481
>inb4 1:30 h
>>681452519I was away. Let me guess. Argick was featured in all the runs?
The verdict, your Honourable Judge /v/?
>>681452509yes
>get bored and go watch the Smart Ball run I missed>come back and this shit is still onFuck, it's over estimate too since the estimate was 45 mins.
>>681452170you have something like this but with anime sluts? asking for a friend (me)
>>681451461None of them have an inner voice or a soulThey are literal NPCsUnlike them you have the ability to forge your own destiny
>>681452596It was 45 minutesHe's already far beyond the original estimate
>>681452596we are 5 minutes over estimate
>>681452606>trans rights game is coming up?
>>681452596calm thine tits sweeties hes balatroing as fast as he friggin can
>>681452596They removed it because the estimate was 45 mins
>>681452615who exactly was he referring to? what drama that chat is sterile as fuck
>>681452614Flip a coin.Heads, you win. Tails, you lose.
>>681452614>gacha posterno point even trying to explain
>>681452620He was in at least two of them.
>>681450448I’m up next guys, wish me luck!anyone notice the mods are being fags[/spoiler
If choking repeatedly until you get a broken run to carry you until the end is speedrunning then I'm the best Binding of Isaac speedrunner of all time.
>doesn't know which joker to blueprintIs this his first time playing?
>>681452596It was 45 minutes, but they removed it when he went overestimate.
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS
>>681452629Guilty and sentenced to death by firing squad
>>681452535>KeizRunning or commentating? Hate how these cunts self insert into all the events
>>681452614You make poker hands. That's it.
>>681452663>>681452648>>681452710>I tune in the moment this retarded shit happens.Unfortunate.
I remember when they said the estimate was generous
>>681450557Tell me. What was so bad about Pokemon Violet?
>>681452564It's literally showing up and clapping for the game that got a big name through marketing.It'd be like if Raid Shadow Legends had a run.
>>681452615This right here I agree 100%
OH MY GOD WHAT IS EVEN FUCKING HAPPENING ITS BEEN OVER 45 MINUTES WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ESTIMATEWHAT IS THIS DOGSHIT UNIVERSEGET TO THE ACTUAL FUCKING G A M E S
>>681452639Estimate is Joker. We're on pace.
>>681452653Celeste
>>681452667think it was during this over estimate run
Rate this run
>>681452614You need to score enough points, or you lose. Different poker hands give different amount of points. Your can boost the amount of points those hand score with jokers, some of which allow illegal play.
>>681452406That's a transvestite
>>681452781ZZZ
RATE THIS DOGSHIT
>>681452781D
>>681452781C
Rate the runNo pic required
>Almost SEVEN minutes overestimate >Choked multiple times >Doesn't know how to play Z tier run.
>timedidn't he only do two decks?
>>681452781S meltdown
>>681452781F
>>681452781FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDIEDIEDIEDIE
>>681452781ZZZshit game shit runner over estimate
>>681452781Z
>>681452781B for balatro
>>681452781C (trainwreck)
>>681452781FFFucking fantastic, I rate it an S!
>>681452498It is when you don't go back and actually finish that deck.
>>681452667Any statement that is not outright affirmation is considered toxicThese are cultists
>>681452781ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ + trainwreck marker
>>681452781Funwatchable shit
>>681452781ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>681452781>>681452812F
>>681452698>anyone notice the mods are being fagsin what way?
>>681452781ZZZ over estimate boring bullshit non-run
>>681452781A holy fuck what a mess
>>681452781D+Wasn't the worst thing in the world.
>>681452781>>681452812Z
>>681452781I'm giving it a D-. I watched a bit of it before playing something. Extremely boring.
>>681452825SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He didnt even finish that was two decks
>>681452812D
>>681452781SSSGood commentary, great attitude, fun gameplay, just bad marathon luck
>>681452781ZOver estimate is a Z rating, no exceptions
>>681452781>>681452812>>681452820Scringekino
Picked up a few liters of these bad boys. What’s everyone else drinking/eating tonight?
>>681452781O ver estimate
>>681452781L for LOSING IT
>>681452781Fno idea what was going on, only that it was overestimate by almost 7 minutes
>>681452781B for Balatro. Would've given A if he had saved those early runs.
>>681452692>Le wacky Scotsman I fucking hate him so much bros
>>681452781zzz
>>681452781ZZZ for being a faggot who got coddle by GDQ
>>681452781FShilled run, runner wasn't even good at the game, broke both category rule and went over estimate
>>681452781...yeah
>>681452745hes on the couchI feel bad for cold one desu>>681452781Z
>>681452781ZZZ*Trainwreck
>>681452781CIt was boring.
D
>>681452781Ccringekino
>>681452820now /v/ hates balatro
>>681452781ZZZ. If he had managed to achieve his goal and finished under time, it might have been a D. But this was a snooze fest that he couldn't finish, was boring as fuck and went over.
>>681452781ZIt was just random cards flashing all over the screen
>>681452781COverestimate, didn't really explain anything until later on, and really wants that entertaining.Most fun was watching the panic.
>>681452781C-
>>681452781>>681452781F
>>681452781SSS for the best clusterfuckFuck the zoomer fucks who dont know now how to play poker lmao
Shoutouts to tech, their setup is still glitching the fuck out.
>>681452931I'm on beer number 13 I think?
>>681452781ZZZ. dumbest idea for a run ever.
>>681452781ZOver estimate
>>681452781Z. Trainwreck
>>681452781>>681452812D-
>>681452781F / ZZZ / Dogshit
>>681452973Well that's guaranteed to go overestimate now
>>681452931What the fuck is this? Vape juice flavored? So, it goes into a vaporizer, or you can just consume it like soda, or it can be used as both a vape juice and a beverage?
>>681452781ZZZBalatro is a shit game and he didnt even finish the run
>tranny game nextGood night friends
>>681452812>>681452781DNF by technicality of playing through only 2 of the 3 decks
I think this is the most F tier runs we've had in one day lmao
>>681452745>>681452973and I just fucking noticed argick as hostdear lord
ZZZ
>DNF>overestimate>easiest difficulty with easiest decksHow did he do it?
>>681452812Z As it should be for all over estimate
>>681452781ZPaid advertisement/10Fuck Basloptro. Seeing that GUARANTEES I will never fucking play it since the alleged skilled players couldn't even win it.
Any successful attempt at humor is an automatic A
>>681452757tranny name incentive was already a red flag
>>681452781ZZZZZZ woat-tier
>UP NEXT: Celeste
>>681450557Why is Turnip Boy an ad game?
>>681453072I assume it's root beer that tastes like root beer-flavored vape juice.
>clicking cards for 2 hours
Another Z tier run coming upLET'S FUCKING GO /v/!
>>681452681What about now?
>Creator localthunk sends in 1k>Barely even read off and narrator doesn't know who he islel
>>681452931>Root beer flavored vape juice flavored root beer
>>681453072it's "Root Beer Flavored Vape Juice" Flavored Root Beer. The idea being the vape juice that says "Root Beer" has a distinct taste from actual rootbeer and this is a soda replicating that distinct taste of the vape juice
ZZZ. Boring as fuck
>>681452757>needing to be told whats bad about pokeshit run #5435anon...
>>681453170Audio desynced for everyone or is my shit messed up too?
US is tied with Uruguay 0-0
>Basedlestelmao
>>681451334They're nice because you can pop off a couple of games on your limited free time without waiting for hours of updates, loading times, and other bullshit associated with modern AAA gaming.
>celeste>tranny runner
>>681453187whoa is that Tony Hawk showing actual emotion? Nice
It truly is an artform and talent to find donation readers with the worst fake voices that sound like nails on a chalkboard when they talk. Most of their "female" donation readers talk in the most fake voices and talk to the audience like they're children. That high pitched fake cutesy voice is obnoxious to me, and I bet that is not how they talk in average conversation.
>GDQ finally has a consistent layout for multiple years>it's this fucking garbagelmao
what the FUCK was her problem?
>>681453251nobody cares
>>681452781Z can you put train wreck on the chart?
Tranny incoming, I reapeat, tranny incoming. Man that .50
wtf is this remix
>>681453272Go emulate arcade games then cunt
>>681451334>growthIf you're playing videogames for personal enrichment you have brain problems
This cover is fucking ass.
WHAT IS THIS GAY NIGHTCORE SHIT
>>681453226I just wanna see the trainwrecks, but just going through it I see a bald manchild wagging his arms over a pokemon that he thought was a good nature.
>CelesteAh excellent, a free hour to do other shit.
SOMEONE CHANGE THE FUCKING SMOKE DETECTORS BATTERIES WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK
>>681453309imagine the mating press between them
>>681452973Argick AND Keiz?Jesus fucking Christ. I am so sorry for anyone who was genuinely looking forward to this. Rate it Z for me because I'm sure as shit not watching it. Who do you hate more? 1 for Keiz2 for Argick
aight see you guys later
What's wrong with Celeste? I remember playing that and it was a ton of fun. I remember some black hipster dude, but I don't remember any in-your-face political shit in the game.
>>681453287post zir now
>>681453342clown vomit, to fit the last run
>>681453287tranny game. Gonna sit this one out.
>>681453390*chirp*
>>681453309https://youtu.be/gWy1utqHD0s
thank god metroid is up
>>681453392
>Next: CelesteTime for bed. G'night kings.
S.oyleste is dogshit
>getting too drunk for captchassomeone make sure to post the thread rules if I become incapacitated
i've watched celeste not knowing it was trans shit, felt disappointed in myself for bothering
>>681450824I don't have a foot fetish or anything, but this webm speaks to me
>>6814533931. Modern Keiz is faggy
>>681452973>Argick as the hostHow fucking terrifying.
this is one of those "this game saved my life" games
>>681453461cheers i'll drink to that brotha
>>681452781>DNF/AD/OVERESTIMATEI think this will have the most additional attachments for this GDQ. Too bad we couldn't get a troon or a foid in there and go for a full house.
>>681453443wait I'm blind. FUCK
>>681453440fucking kekWOAH, YOU GO BIG GUY!
>>681453487>I don't have a foot fetish or anything
>Escape From the City: Nightcore VersionWhat is this? 2005? Nightcore was never good. Ravefags never had good taste in anything.
that's a cute hat
Why is this game along with Undertale so popular with trannies?
>>681453502You're valid and glowing, sis.
>>681452481It's really sad going over estimate has been a recurring thing over the years. They intentionally give a generous estimate to make that next to impossible and it used to be a rare thing to see.
>>681453502I categorize it into the "this game gave me carpal tunnel" games personally
>>681453393Keiz, easy. Argick can actually speedrun.
>>681452973aaaaaaand ruinedthere's no hope of this shit being good with mutliple attention whores on the couch
> anons don’t remember what a true train wreck ishttps://youtu.be/bWt7kW2Kjzc?si=vwo9oODRIQ87rxqL
>>681452973Not a real speedrun anyway.Just doing raids normally and pretending to go fast lol.
>>681453129The dev didn't even donate during it did he?
>>681453569bc they're about love and acceptance and the creators hold similar beliefs and broadcast them
>>681453487>I don't have a foot fetishKeep telling yourself that.
>>681453502My life can be classified in before and after celeste
>>681453656>love and acceptanceuhhh...... cringe much????
I’m up next guys, wish me luck!
>>681453592same I had the worst fucking ergonomics when I played that shit
>>681453623I remember this, dude turned the brightness up to max to essentially "cheat" and see everything.
>>681453664Hag feet are disgusting. Loli feet or bust
>>681453197cool head but I like mine better
SHOUTOUTS
based zoomer even evaded their jannies
why are people in my neighboorhood shooting off fireworks
>>681453461doesn't have the automatic captcha solver...ngmi
>IS EVERYONE HAVING FUN?>crowd cheers>DID YALL ENJOY BALATRO BECAUSE I DID>absolute silence from the crowdholy shit
>>681453129if it makes you feel any better he was not skilled and lacked basic math comprehension
>>681453197eww
>>681453697good luck ham
>>681453768Pride Month 2
>This fucking donation reader/host Good god, Jaypeg has the most obnoxious fake girl voice in the world. I know they're told to talk like that on purpose, and it's annoying.
>>681453390nahhh bro the hallway always make that sound
very consistent viewership, if only it wasn't historically bad
>>681453779that was hilarious.*crickets*
>>681450448tranny olympics
>>681453774>relying on techit's so over
>tony hawk at 4 to 5 AM>am awake to see this balatro and celeste shiti hate everything
>>681453826It's over.
>>681453689I hope I live long enough for science to discover what's wrong with these people.
Another tranny runner playing a tranny 'hard game' it wastes its entirely life on
>>681453847You already rely on tech I use it for my benefit you get manipulated by the machine.
>>681453826fast50 truly killed GDQ
>>681453898no music during the runit fucking sucks
>Look at me! Look at my cute silly hat! I'm sitting in the front row again! Please acknowledge me! I need attention! I'm going to flap my ears for 15 hours straight LOL
>>681453826>200k peak>event feels exactly the sameits been over since 2014
IM A HEADBANGA
>>681453826Grim as fuck.
I'M GONNA TROOOOOOOOOON
>>681453826how can Spike see this chart and think "yeah this is fine?"
>>681453826I'm just burned out on speedrun competitions. It feels like there's always one going on, and 90% of runs aren't terribly interesting.
>>681453623Cringe kino when are we gonna get cringekino is event
>>681453958Kill yourself, faggot.
I can't stand this announcer. She has a fake overly affectionate voice.
>>681453950I wish I had a hat that cute desu
>>681453826Wow how come people don't wanna donate to us...oh the economy it's great for all the people I've talked to.
>>681453950
>>681453826TRANS RIGHTS!@!!!!!!!!
>>681453928I only get manipulated by Four Roses
>>681453940ok then i look forward to nothing, what a relief and despair
>>681454006There's another one who I can't stand who does this fake sultry sexual voice.
>>681453826Virtue signalling covid mandates killed their viewership. These fuckers were still wearing facemasks on the last AGDQ long after everyone else woke up to the SCAMdemic being a farce.
>>681454030she could get it.
My bro really likes this game, and that fact worries me. I tell myself it's because he likes hiking and not because he has latent tranny inclinations.
>>681453405it's one of the most pro-trans games ever made. the composer is trans, the color scheme leaning trans flag colors, the theme of mental health and accepting your true self. it's not super outward but if you read between the lines it's very noticeable.
>>681454021cheese had one at PACE
Migger are D tierHEADBANGA - S tier
>>681453695i didn't make the fucking games bro
>>681454095It's not about trannies. It's about depression
>>681454086this nigga scared of a filter
Why the fuck was everyone excited about ballroom that fucking sucked.The follow up of tranny circle jerk trauma dump donation hour is going to be brutal as well
>>681454095my friend just likes platformers so he likes celeste tooI'd be more worried if he's part of the fandom
Celeste, right on!
>>681454087Sorry, anon. She is there with her boyfriend and they're BOTH wearing THE MASKS and the ONLY people in the audience wearing THE MASKS. She's probably insane.
>>681454076there's one thing to look forward to, if you catch my drift
>>681453950This fucking retard is back AGAIN? How many years is he going to do the same old shit? Come up with some new material for fucks sake.
>Celeste is pro-transYou guys fell for the meme. Madeline is literally just a cute girl on a hike. Death of the author, always remember that. Badeline is not a trans allegory, it's meant to represent her inability to let the past go. It's meant to be ambiguous, no amount of tranny gaslighting will change that.
>>681453950lmao I was going to post about this bitch too, can't believe she's back
>>681454126>one of the most trans games ever>it's not forward about it, have to read between the lineswhat the fuck are you all crying about all the time, then? explain yourself, /v/
KILL ME
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>Stream closed See you fuckers in an hour.
>>681454174You're scared of a cold to the point you shut down the world for nearly three years.
yea that's gonna be a Z from me
oh god no please no
>>681454232just look at the screen for 2 seconds right now and your argument falls apart
GIRL RUNNER
She's gorgeous bros... I'm in love...
Thats one manly sounding woman.
oh for fuck's sake
TRANNY RUN! LET'S GO!
Z
Yup, it's a Celeste runner.
IMMEDIATE ZEDD
>woman runmuted
>>681454337I know, it sucks. But outside of the composer and Chapter 9 the OG game has nothing to do with trannies.
>>681454350its celeste, what did you expect
I'm out lads, cya tomorrow
All you need do is ask.
OMG WTF
ofc
He wouldn’t fuck this.
Stream closed. Time to game
I'm going to bed. somebody vote this ZZZ for me
DRAGON BALL ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
On brand as fuck
umm I don't think that's a woman
No biological woman has ever played celeste
>>681454350I love gibbons :3
trans rights
>>681454126I thought it was pro-death or whatever that shit is called. TRANS WRONGS WOOHOO!
>>681454402DO IT PETE
why can they never practice changing their voice?
>>681454326absolutely shaking over a piece of fabric, on God
AAAAAAAAAAA KILL ME FUCK THIS RUN
I miss dance dad so fucking much bros …
TRANSHEY DID WE TELL YOU TRANS ARE COOLYO TRANS RIGHTS WOOOOOOOOOHEY
Is Monica dead or what?
Trans rights WON
off to a good start I see
see ya'll in an hour fuck this
lol
>TRANS RIGHTS BABY! >WHAAAAAAAAOh god it just got worse in five seconds....holy fuck
trans rights baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
/v/ finna seethe
>>681454402Kill me, Pete
Anonymous, no comment - Anonymous, no comment - Anonymous, no comment ....... WHAT'S the fucking Point in that?!?
I think i'll just go to bed. Rate this a Z for me.
>>681454416This
>>681454232>this self insert character I (trans dev) made, instead of just being a girl HAS to be trans even though the game isn't written that way because.... uhhhhh
>don't look up from screen, hear dude voice think for a second we just got a basedboy guy runner>nopeOf course not lmao
oh god..
TRANS RIGHTS (TO GROOM KIDS)
>>681454232YOU MASTURBATED TO A MAAAAAAN. YOU'RE GAAAAAAAAY.
please kill me
I fucking hate how low effort they are.Like holy fuck dude how much of a cheap nigger are you that you can't afford to see a speech therapist and train your voice to be more feminine.Holy shit I detest transexuals so much
>trans rights Seems like they didn't learn their lesson.
non-trans SEETHING
>>681454412
>wear lipstick >grow hair a little>im a girl nowmy hair is longer than "hers"..
>>681454425TAS did once and it was glorious.
Normies have to get sick of this shit right. It's just nonstop.
>>681454412>>681454539gojo?
>>681454431I love them better than you.
I've always wondered, what rights specifically?
>>681454402Kill me, Pete.
What did you guys actually expect from a Celeste speedrun lol
>>681454542cute egg
I hate them so much. I don't want to hate them, but I do.
>>681454539>>681454412Hawk Tuah! xD
>>681454571The rights to molest children and piss in the womans bathroom
>>681454471
>>681454542You're built for bbc
>>681454412If I wanted AIDs I'd try heroin.
>>681453351>Calls roguelites timewasters for morons>Condescendingly suggests games that are literally designed as timewasters for moronsBased retard
>>681454536Yeah because it's not a fucking person amity trait, get a sense of character that is something else than your mental illness.It's fucking cringe, this has nothing to do with video games or the interest of video games.
>>681454539
>>681454402
>>681454571oh you know the ones
>>681454563Sad to say but I'm sure the same was being said for nigs, fags, etc...We are the old geezers now bro
>>681454453me too, even groomed dance dad wouldve been good
>>681454571The right to molest kids and spy on them in the bathroom.
>>681454126Okay, but being "pro-trans" isn't the same as shoving trans themes in your face. I agree the theme is very general, about "mental health and accepting your true self", and that is relatable to pretty much everyone.I also don't think it should matter who made the game, when it comes to judging the game by itself, right?The "color scheme" comment, okay I guess sure. But as far as complaints go, that's a pretty big stretch.
So what's the objective of being a troon?I know a ton are addicted to porn and just make pornographic content. That's horrid and destructive but I guess it's one outlet.No good man is going to want you, just losers who have given up and fallen into the propaganda because they're men who are left behind and figure it is a 'legitimate option' instead of cope and desperation.
>>681454571I always figured general anti-harassment protections same as what you get as a straight. Targeted harassment and verbal assault are considered crimes in most states but they're not really enforced unless you're cis or jewish
>>681454589Grats, you're still sane.
wow i love deep voiced girls!
>>681454542>>681454582Most men 18-35 in my town are growing their hair out and wearing it long, it's just the "in" thing right now, doesn't mean they're gay or trans. A lot of attractive male actors have long hair, and women find them hot. Have you not seen Dune?
why would you go through all the effort to grow your hair out long and shit but you put zero effort into your voicemight as well just stay as a gay male
h...he's good
>Trans Rights*closes window*
>>681454571healthcare provides cosmetic surgery
DON'T MAKE A NEW THREADLET THIS SHIT DIE DURING THIS
>>681454693People that post rants like this are always eggs
>>681454412>>681454539>>681454651Cute girl
>>681454693many modern day troons are just crossdressers taking whatever they can, and autists with other mental disorders groomed into thinking being trans will somehow change their preexisting conditions, despite being loads more work and effort needed to just exist for the rest of their entire life
>gdq has a transrights cut away on their timer nowHoly fuck it's so over lmao
>>681454790>>681454790>>681454790>>681454790mig
>>681454693They fell for the special snowflake meme and when they realized they had no marketable or interesting skills and couldn't make it as enter gender here, they decided to try and change the only thing that wouldn't lead to any more success, happiness, or well being.
>>681454745If a woman is speaking, you are hearing a womans voiceend of story
this creature is mentally fucking ill
>>681454810>early fucking mig for THIS
>>681454759Meme names were always bad but the current one is worse.
>>681454743if you assume long hair on a man is gay or tranny you've got mental rot
>>681454747it's the male chrommies
why do people still donate to this bullshit.
>>681454759what does he mean by that?I have the stream muted btw
why is the stream quality so fucking awful lmao
>>681454768by tranny logic literally everyone is an egg except like one dude who's never done anything even slightly feminine in his life
>>681454874TRANS RIGHTS
>>681454693the real pro tip is that most people who grew up with Internet access regardless of their gender are addicted to porn. that's just a part of the information age we live in.I don't know why people don't align with their birth gender, but I've never given much though about what people are and aren't allowed to like or think of themselves like some kinda commie.
17 years?
>>681454402kill me pete
>>681454838>Tranny>Mentally illNo way
>>681454743>Have you not seen DuneLiterally no. Looks boring as hell
>>681454693>So what's the objective of being a troon?It's a foolish attempt at escaping abyssal self-worth and mental illness by destroying their previous identity and embracing a new self with a community of people who "get them". And then they realize it doesn't fix any of their problem.
>>681454425a friend I knew since we were kids, she beat all levels plus bonus content
ZAMN, I think I'm no longer transphobic
>>681454904no, egg-kun, everyone in fact has not gone out of their way posting long rants about how much out trans people make them angry.
>>681454484Like most charities, these events are a poorly veiled front for money laundering
>>681455034they only realize nothing is fixed after they've isolated themselves from their previous friends and family and permanently scarred their bodies
>>681454402Kill me Pete
>>681455070Oh yeah the anon who posted a few sentences is the unhinged one, not the people who cut off their dicks with angle grinders
this run is actually impressive desu
what a horrid personality
>>681454651look at that jaw dude
bro has a deeper voice than 75% of anons in this thread
Bring balatro back
>>681454693Troons are literally just faggot pedophiles who dress up like little girls and fuck each other up their hairy arseholes. It's simple.
>>681455218not mutually exclusive. obsessing about strangers you will never meet and making yourself upset over your fixation of their genitals isn't exactly mentally well either.
>>681454693In most modern cases, it's a way to obfuscate legitimate mental issues by providing a way out where you're praised and celebrated by society instead of made to confront your problems.Actual cases were considered a form of delusion treated with anti-psychotics before the medical industry discovered there was much more money to be made by encouraging lifelong expensive hormonal treatments and surgical options with lengthy post-op outpatient treatments.
>>681455347uh BASED!?
>>681455420Well you are right that something like 50% of trannies have borderline personality disorder so if someone is displaying characteristics of that they are more likely to be a tranny :^)
>>681455068This is one of the top 1% best passing trannies ever in this photo only. Brtter than this fuckin comp sci major on screen right now
