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I miggy diggy
The ratings controversy has literally ruined this whole event for me. Fuck all of you.
>>681541649As mud.
IT'S A FIGHT FOR OUR PARADISE
>speedtrannies
I BARELY MIGGED IN TIME
lil bro wants that asian bussy
>>681541586Gay Z run
>>681541586I'm in.
Shmoovin'
>commenter cant stop sucking chink dick
>>681541670Fag.Post rated ZZZ
migged
One hell of a run.
Ratyu...no one can beat him...
>>681541670RATE ANON'S POST
This is a chart free thread.Do NOT give shitalian faggots attention.
glazing a guy who isn't doing a damn thing...
>>681541750S
>>681541683SO KEEP HOLDING ON HOLDING ON UNTIL WE BREAK THIS SPELL
I'm gonna do it
>>681541750no
>>681541586ok that's a funny run
Is the runner autistic?
>>681541720>>681541750
>2019Is it supposed to be so blurry and look like it's on lowest settings
We need to have a serious discussion on the rules we must set in place going forward in terms of the ratings.
>>681541707*mindbreaks tourists*
>>681541789DO NOT
how was the Chibi Robo run?
>>681541785FREE YOURSELFREACH FOR THE LIGHT IN DARKNESS AND DESPAIR
>>681541825it's a switch game
>>681541825It's on Switch, so yeah
>>681541670No one cares guraspic, stay mad.
>>681541823Do bears shit in the woods?
>>681541825believe or not this game renders at 4k
>>681541683>>681541785if I thought coom vein was decent+, what will I think of this?
>>681539558It's like that time that one anon lost his shit over the Pizza Tower run and spammed it in revenge for it having had threads on /v/.
>>681541670
>Squares, angles, and neon linesThe Japanese don't know how to do sci-fi, it always looks the same.
>explaining anything related to storyI don't get why commentators or runners even try that shit. Also in case of this game, the setting is much more interesting than the actual plot.
>>681541962it's called democracy kid
>>681541954my ass renders at 4k
>beast legion explodes in the background repeatedlylmao
>>681541894IF THERE COMES A TIME WHEN YOU'RE FALLING DOWNI'LL BE YOUR SAVIOR
>>681541825>2019no, you're mistaken, astral chain just had its two year anniversary.
Is there a good youtube playlist of recommended speedruns? I barely watch em outside of events.
>>681541789you wouldn't...
>>681541957I love all the music from the game, including Savoir and Dark Hero
fuck you faggots.
>>681541750A tier, he's right. Our foundation has been crumbled.
>>681541670I haven't watched a single run since 2021 but I always follow the threads when I'm awake and rate the runs
>>681542158fuck you too bitch
>>681542158Stay mad.
>>681541995>speedrun bypasses all plot>runners spoil it with poor explanations anyways
>>681541957Coom Vein is a bit more Souls-y, but if you enjoy general character action games then AC will be fun and different.If you liked the anime aesthetic of CV and wished it were more cyberpunk while having cruel monsters, some of which do your bidding despite wanting to kill you 24/7, then IMO it'll fit you great
>>681541586The donation readers need their mic volumes cut in half, fuck.
>>681542096they're very formulaic and "slop"-y, but I genuinely enjoy watching SummoningSalt's WR evolution videos
Good runnershit commentators
>>681542226god fucking damnit I was really considering giving this game a go
>>681540923>this is fucking dire, covid pretty much killed the event didn't it?Never fails to amaze me that an incident that made people sit at home starving for entertainment would not increase viewership, but slash it down below 50%I think covid was just another reason why the downward trend, which was already there by 2020, continued, since it was another opportunity to see how strict, forced and (in this case literally) sterile everything has become.
This run is kind of boring.
>>681541707giga based haru
I hope one day to live as purely as this man
does anyone have a clip of this meltdown
Why can't speedruns just be about playing games fast instead of glitching through levels in 10 seconds?How is this fun for anyone?The viewers are bored, and I doubt the person playing is enjoying doing the exact same "tricks" that he's been doing for 100000000 times lmao wtf even is this shit
>>681542389nice
>>681542389kek
>>681542226I really wish it was just an Autistic jap silently playing while occasionally posing.
>>681542389
>>681542389Kek thanks for the doodle. Someone tweet it to him.
>>681541957Would you enjoy a song like this playing when you enter your ultimate last-defence power up state?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yZv4giBvn8Alternatively, do you like the idea of chasing graffiti artists with extreme police brutality?
Astral Chain is a great game but being a Switch exclusive turned it into forgotten trash.
Arms legion best legion.
Ok so if I spam the ratings but don't get caught its fine ok cool good to know
guys, remember when that one faggot got jannied for spamming SSS and had a full melty when the chart was remade without themfuck that was funny
>>681542465>female verdoes the OST change depending on your protag? which one is best?
>>681542528Shut up pedro
>>681542501Holy shit it's volvy!
>>681542527You'll always get caught, you're a spaz who gives himself away every time with your constant seething.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2187128441?t=12h07m48sHere is the Chibi-Robo commentator prepared Oscar speech.It lasts for FOUR MINUTES
>>681542394someone found ithttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2187128441?t=12h08m03s
I just got home in time to say that Astral Chain is a fucking great game
>>681542501Axe Legion might just be best because your dad might still be inside him also he hits like a grown ass man>>681542574Only that one song, and it only plays as long as you keep the power-up going. Male version sounds better in-game, but female is more popular
>>681542501I just like the combos with sword legion too much, so I probably used it the most.
>>681542658it's just a fuckin video game
I think Harutomo will be able to top his performance next event. Both in game and in the thread
>>681542108In some way, it has already died for the majority of the people, since they are not witnessing it any longer. Strange thing to think about.
>>681542670>>681542658>this game has changed me on a fundamental level>this game has changed my outlook on lifelmfao. jesus fucking christ.
>>681542658>>681542751>>681542787This was genuinely kinoTry being real for once in your lives like the runner did
>>681542658>Now, I-I would like *sniff* to thank the c-c-community that c-changed my life *sniffle*>United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru(...)>Begins to weep
>>681542586you gonna cry about it (again)?
>>681542389Based, me too
>>681541750I couldn't watch this any longer than 32 seconds.
>>681542841Its pathetic.
>>681542787Succubus Affection did the same thing for me, so I can relate.
>>681542658>>681542658
>>681542841It's a fucking childrens' toy, dudeImagine someone crying about a slinky saving them
>>681542432this is why different categories like "Glitchless" exist. there are different mindsets, other people want to play and watch the the games being played as fast as possible with glitches and all, others prefer to go through the game more intended way without out of bounds and shit. its just preferences
>>681542931NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>681542931Why is the robot on fire?
>tfw everyone is too fucking loud so I can't hear the best track in the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xffj0sFgrj8
>>681542658STRAIGHT DROOOOOOP
>>681542658>he's been talking...for thirty minutes!
>>681542841It's fucking Chibi Robo.
>>681542658You have to be one weak willed faggot for a video game to affect you like that, what a fuckin joke.
>>681542776100%
This is so boring. Modern games make for such shit runs.>Do some convoluted glitch to skip 90% of the game>Go out of bounds for another 5%>Play it normally for the final 5%
>>681541750F they are the best part of knowing what to watch for me
>>681542658The fact that he actually has a longass speech written out on his phone when he's not even one of the runners is hilarious to me
>>681542841If by being real you mean associate my life achievments with a childrens game from 2005.
>Astral Chain will forever be locked on Switch>Sequel never everIt hurts
Haven't watched any GDQs in a while. Why is chat so dead? Is it the game or did the jannies win?
Any troon kino?
>>681542658WTF? It wasn't even one of the runners that did the speech? LMAO
>anons pretending they're less cringe than the runners while some sperg is having a literal meltdown over the polls
>>681541750Commentary wasn't great, but I give it an A for coming in so far under estimate. 15 words for that category is great for a marathon.
>>681542658of all fucking games, god damn Chibi Robo KEK
>>681542841You're right, and one day the repressed masses will wake to realize this truth as well
>>681542841Changed his LIFE and his FUNDAMENTAL THINKING PROCESSSES
>>681542957>>681542902>>681543035>>681543134I wasn't talking about the game, but the feelings the runner expressedDon't you have any empathy? Jeez talk about being autistic and lacking emotional intelligence..
WTF we were being cops why are we killing a god
There will be more godless nights
>>681543148All you can do in chat now is smile and nod. Anything else is a ban.
>>681543219lmao go cry some more fag
>>681543147if it's on the switch that means it's on PC which is all I care about
>>681543223It's a Japanese game
>>681543219no one cares about your shitty sob story just play the fucking game and shut the fuck up
>>681543045Real men get profoundly changed only by cartoons.
>>681543176but he's not even a runner, he's a commentator
>>681543002I am an unapologetic Task Force Neuron plebhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHEJAuUfTec
>>681543148You have to be subbed to chat and you have to be heckin wholesome happy 24/7 or you get banned. So only retarded faggots actually chat.
Do not open unless you want to cry.
>>681543207>Changed his LIFE and his FUNDAMENTAL THINKING PROCESSSES*chokes through tears*
you just know that faggot who spammed SSS for katamari is just primed and ready for his Z spam on every game
AC's difficulty curve was wild>never die on normal in the rest of the game>final boss explodes my butthole for over an hourI should really replay it on hard.
Do you agree bros?
>>681543343>the timeline where the family couldn't afford the electricity bill anymore
>>681543343i cri evry tiem
>>681543223>WTF we were being cops why are we killing a godthe god was resisting duh
>>681543219Empathy is precisely why it is unbelievably lame. The feelings he is bawling about are about a 2005 game about a little robot picking up plates.
>>681542432there are glitchless categories
>>681543219This is bait. Stop replying to this cunt
Rate this run!
>>681543343UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rate this run
>>681543343Type G mogging.
>>681543461B
>>681543469>>681543461S
>>681543343I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY
>>681543461FI'm sorry nip bro but you used cheated save
>>681543461Sstraightforward and informative
i missed the thing where people were saying a guy cried and had a breakdown a couple hours ago. does anyone have a clip
>>681543469S
>>681543461>>681543469A for astral chAin
>>681543219They're still stuck in their "dudes don't admit to having feelings because it's unmanly" phase, you're not going to get anything sensible out of them.
>>681543469A
SANKYUU DIREKUTAA TAWRA
>>681543461ZZ
>>681543461C
>>681543469B
>>681543461C, boring.
>>681543461A
>>681543461Good run. Giving it a B.
>>681543461>>681543469A
>>681543461>>681543469S
>>681543461A, would be an S but he only really showed off a very small portion of the game.
>>681543461Z
>>681543461Bcouch was grating
>>681543469C+Perfectly fine side screen material
>>681543461>>681543469C
sankyu f foru wathingtank u f fo pporting ussankyu
>>681543469C is the best I can do, and I'm a weeaboo.
>>681543461>>681543469B shame about the crash
>>681543461>>681543469I'm doin' him an A
Based Nippon cutting off the commentators so we don't have to hear their shout outs.Also>Game and Divorce
>>681543461>>681543469A for Ampharos
>>681543469Easy A
fucking jumpscare putting these beast behind the transition screen
>>681543521Thank you, finally a sensible anon
>>681543461D
Kino>>681543469A for Akira's firm ass.
>>681543469>>681543461C
>>681543469>>681543461B
>>681543521
>>681543469Z
>>681543461>>681543469SSSAstral Chain is one of my favorite original Switch games and it’s a Japanese runner. Definitely one of this year’s best.
>the process of localizing a game with five lines of text
>>681543562>but he only really showed off a very small portion of the game.when you're worried about a speedrun the most important thing is to show as little of the game as possible
>>681543469C for competent.
A book about localizing games...
>>681542841broh.
>>681543607shrek lookin motherfucker
>>681543461AFrankly I like All Files better since any% is just two and a half files long
>>681543461>>681543469CKind of boring, crash at the beginning ate up a ton of time.
>>681543461Solid C (for Chinese) Dogshit commentary but quality gameplay
>>681543607
>>681543461GLEAT GAMEFAAN LAANAI GIBBU "A" LANKINGU
>>681543461A >Capatcha JAPP
>>681543674not games, game, singular
game&shout looks like his uncle his Paul Heyman
>>681543607>WHAT DO YOU MEAN VIDEOGAME NERDS AREN'T ALL SUPERMODELS?let's see your face adonis
>>681543674>line 1>disregard the stuffy, problematic and dated japanese and add american pop culture references
>>681543584lmao
>>681543219>>I wasn't talking about the game,he was talking about the game>this game has changed me on a fundamental level>this game has changed my outlook on lifeits pathetic dude. people can get inspired by a lot of things, but attributing your blossoming to chibi fucking robo is pathetic.
Are amigurumis the new perlers or something.
Subtract one letter grade from every rating for the real rating because of the japanese runner bonus.
>>681543582>>681543683not that the crashes are random? he was just unlucky, it wasn't his fault.
>>681543521I'm having a feeling, of mirth, because that man was crying about chibi robo
>localizers know ai will rightfully put them out of work so they now have to resort to booksNext I want an AI to write a book about how it translated 100+ games perfectly in the span of a year.
>>681543760
>>681542841ok but it's chibi robo not something cool like naruto or dragon ball z
>>681543792This game crashes a lot on the Switch. It sucks but it is what it is...
>>681543461B.
>>681543792Not saying it was his fault but it doesn't exactly make for an entertaining run to watch.
>>681543461>>681543469S. The fans kept finding ways to expand the run, it's such a far cry from the 4 hour run yisk did at ESA once>>681543380Noah Prime was great, being fair. Unless you're not talking about Aether, in which case yeah I understand. It's been too long since I did a hard mode playthrough, I should fix that
>>681542658This is the kind of guy who will one day thank their community for making him realize he was not cisgendered.
>>681543780Why the fuck does it matter if it's chibi robo or dark souls?Everybody has different experiences, there's no need to judge others
>>681543760This is a good approximation of how I look.
cute paintings, still not donatinglonely border stars as they sing
>>681543461>>681543469A for Nintendo make Astral Chain 2 you fucks
>that whaleIt longs for death.
>>681543383Mmmm I'd call it pretty fundamentally different. Although funny enough Bayo 3 did feel a bit like it pulled in some AC tech with demon offset (although you could argue W101 is a shared ancestor what with multi unite morphs)
>>681543895It shouldn't be a fucking video game. That's the part that makes it pathetic faggot shit.
>>681543461>>681543469F for cheated save
>>681543895it matters, if you ever master your autism youll understand why it matters.
PRIZE GOBLIN RETURNS TO SPREAD HIS FILTH
Thank you for greasing up the jacket Sent
ruined
There's literally four people in the crowd.
Where the fuck is the crowd?
Yea I want to wear a coat after Sent's worn it
>>681543862yea.. it doesn't help that the console was released with hardware already outdated in 2017>>681543885fair enough
>>681543461F
Imagine the smell of that coat now
>>681543469>>681543461A
>>681543968If it was A Tale of Two Cities that changed his life you would eat it up. Kill yourself.
>actually allowing the greasy goblin to wear the coatIf I was the one who made that, I'd be pissed
someone post the webm of fem Akira's bootyshorts scrunching while she walks
>taking your kid to GDQShould be classified as child abuse
why is this dude always squintingget some proper glasses
>>681543968>This book changed my life: OK>This film changed my life: OK>This videogame changed my life: REEEEE
Sent used to look normal. Why did he goblinize himself?
I really wanted that guitar to look cool but boy it looks shitty
>All those empty seats
why is game and shouts mouth so disgusting? it was like foaming and gross, drink some water or brush your teeth, jesus.
>>681543461A for Ampharos!
Why in the fuck did they remove the rule of no touching the fucking prizes.
QUAKE
>>681544126why so mean
>>681544135
>>681544137Yes. Unlike movies and books, games aren't art and never will be.
>>681544079>Frog Detective fundamentally changed how I think, it irreversibly changed my lifeThat doesn't sound gay to you?
I once considered donating an actual prize to GDQ, but knowing it would be ruined by the prize goblin convinced me not to.
I feel like in the past they were swapping out hosts every 2 games. This annoying cunt feels like she has been hosting all day.
LOL, some lucky winner is gonna get super AIDs from this "prize"
>>681543257>>681543340Well that sucks. Is anyone doing an alternative stream or something?
>>681542389based
What should I order from ubereats fellas. I've been trying to bulk but am having trouble consistently eating enough stillFunny because I used to be 80 lbs heavier and obese, I've come a long way
>>681544137Movies and books are art that is important to culture, video games are toys for children.
>>681544236https://cytube.implyingrigged.info/channel/v4c
>>681544137>This book changed my lifeno one cares>This film changed my lifeno one cares>This videogame changed my lifeno one caresWOW now shut the fuck up and get off the stage
How do you parry attacks with the sword legion? Never could figure out the cue
>>681544196>Wife sees this>We need to chat>I'm divorcing you.
>>681543521Based, one day these plebs will realize embracing your emotions is the truly manly thing to do.
>>681543918switch 2, trust the plan
>>681544186Do you really worry about the sanitation of prizes when Sent is the one handling them?
>>681543469A for based jap
>>681544279Nothing.Uber eats is cancer.
>broshepAre they really that afraid of saying male?
>>681543469A but whats the point anymore ;~;
Please stop the Chibi Robo argument NOW, our favorite autist Greenalink is up next!
>>681544186>>681544214>>681544227>>681544109>>681544048>>681544009>>681543985
>>681544442Holy shit I didn't even notice.
>>681542389Nice.
>>681544279dominos gives you a free medium pizza if you spend $10
>>681544313Is it not just whenever an enemy attacks you call the Legion out? I'm pretty sure it's consistent across all Legions
why are there so few people in seats at the venue?
>halfway through the event>every run basically empty crowd, only 1/8 full at the most>only 350k so far and won't even reach 1 millionit's here, the end of GDQ has arrived, and they only have their hubris to blame
>>681544426rob liefeld-ass anatomy
I swear to god, if TempestMask shows up to commentate I'm going to sleep
>>681544442Oh hell yeah. Hope we get some terrible jokes.
>>681544512there is a HECKING pandemic going on CHUD.i don't know
>>681542787>>681542841Imagine the level of single mother you have to be on to see your bing bing wahoo as a father figure.It's not cringe. It's genuinely depressing.
>>681544512GDQ has a shit ton of other things to do other then watch runs when you go to the event.
>>681544512big american holiday in less than 48 hours
>>681544442This is the only reason I still have the stream open.I've been watching some video I bumbled into of his earlier showing differences between DKC2 SNES and GBA.
>>681544505There’s a specific thing with its slash ability, I’m pretty sure. That’s what the runner did at the start of Noah Prime
I hate to be positive...but they are doing pretty good with the set up times.
Oh it's this guy lol
>>681542493Counterpoint: would it have been a great game if it HADN'T been switch exclusive? Judging by how Platinum's multiplats this gen and late last gen panned out compared to their 3 switch games, I think Nintendo's producers might be the only thing keeping them on track.
>remote run
>>681544357>Lappy can run faster than your beast legion>If you somehow injure Lappy, he will simply shed his skin and continue his hunt
>>681543343I'm crying right now wtf have you done?
>GreenalinkBased, kino incumen
>The Legends of Localization>"Yeah, so only one person on the team knew Japanese so we just made up cool and RADICAL names for the characters and made up a whole new backstory for everything because the Japanese version was lame and didn't have enough attitude."I really don't care about pre-3D console localizations.
>no camZ
>quake 2Poggers>easyWtf
OKIE DOKIE
>>681544668Who cares, Greenalink is great.
>>681544601They need that much time to cook all the slop they're going to gorge on?
>remote run>no cameraThis is super sussy
HUH
its the jolteon of speedruns
>>681544656If it wasn't on the Switch, 80% of the combat wouldn't take place in the boring void
>>681542389lubby chudder
>>681543831STOP
>>681544671AAAAAAYYEEEEEE
>>681544745yeah
>>681544426I already told you to never post the chartjanny again.
>>681541670what ratings controversy lol?
Who is the best speed runner in your opinion?
Astral Chain was a good game and a game that I regret buying digitally. The Switch might be one of the last consoles you get to buy physical for so you should do it whenever possible.
>blood and gore bannerFuck off
>>681544481About that. I've ordered pizza like 3 times from there this month playing shadow of the erdtree and need to try something else kek.
>>681544760If it wasn't on switch, the game probably would've been a complete mess or never released at all.
Found a leak of what Greenalink looks like
Why the fuck does this game have a warning banner?
>remote run>not even a camera>easy mode>shit console version of quake 2>gimmick 100 percent run
>>681544925Sent is looking like he took a shower
really
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLOOOOOOOOD! SAVE ME GDQMAN!
>>681544601What holiday? I'm not American so I don't know. Oh, that.
>>681544842asstral chain....
>>681544950DUDEBLOODIN A VIDEO GAME
>>681544851you tellin' me this couldn't be incredibly triggering to some folx?
oh boy more virtual runs at this marathon. good thing they got this venue.
Not a very popular run
Warning: this game contains blood and gore
>>681545049liminal
>>681545038Only video game ever made was Pong everything else is mental illness.
HUUH
Kill GDQ staff. Nobody will miss them.
I'm still reeling from AC but I had no idea greenalink was running here. Good shit>>681544939We know him, don't we? He's the TMNT/Gunvolt/2D autist, he just doesn't have a camera on
is he using a voice synth?
>>681543760.
>>681545049AHHHHH SO LIMINAL
>>681544671How?
Why are so many runs remote this year anons?
ARRR ARRR ARRR URRRR
HUUHHUUHHUUHHUUHHUUH
>speed runner died on easy
kek
HE'S CHOKING
alright run over
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WARNINGWARNINGTHIS GAME CONTAINS SCENES OF A VIOLENT NATURE INVOLVING BLOOD AND GORE AND VIOLENCE AND DANGER TO LIFE IN WHICH PEOPLE AND CREATURES ARE HURTWARNINGWARNING
>save statesTrash run. I had high hopes for a couple of europoor boomers
CHOKE
choke
OHNONONONONONONONO CRINGE KINO
NOOO IT'S CHOPPY
NICE RUN
Call a doctor
looking like a Z rank boys
lmao
>s-something's not right here
This run gonna be disaster kino?
w-wat
Uh oh.
oh n-
CHOKECHOIKE!
>qsave>qloadquintissential dogshit PC run
TRAINWRECK'D
ITS OVER
AHHUNGUNGUNG
>ANY/ALLLOL WUT?
URGHHURGHHURGHHAWWWWHHHAWWWWHHH
horrible
OH NONONNONONONONOUHUHUHUH
HOLY SHIT THE CHOKING
>>681545060CHOKE 2 (64 PC)
>>681541586MTN DEW PRESS DONE QUICK
oof yikes
CHOKE CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!!!!!!
>>681544186Keizaron started whining because he couldn't molest the pokemon plushes.
Kino.
How shit is this guy's PC that this framerate is choppy?
holy fuck
Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck Trainwreck
THE GAME PERFORMANCE SO CHOPPYSO CHOPPYCHOPPY
I'M THE CHOKA BABY!
Cringekino trainwreck?
>>681545139this guy looks like hes turned on by the idea of getting aids
poor brit :(
we got a trainwreck bros
SOMEBODY SAVE THIS MAN ALREADY
KINOOOOOOOO
Noooo my 64 game doesn't run at 120FPS
OHMYGODANOTHER TRAINWRECK
>so dead silent he thinks he disconnectedLOL
somethings not wight guys
his friend doesn't have the awareness to tell him that the stream looks fine so its purely his pc or maybe his video card fucking up
oh I thought he was doing a bit there
GREENA ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK GREENA?
IT IS FUCKING NYOVER QUAKE BROS
>i ... i swear guys, im not usually this terrible!!OHNONONONONONONONO!!
GOD SAVES THE KING
WARNING: BLOOD GORE & CHOKING
he's pulling a george floyd
Poor guy sounds really upset
URGH URGH URGH AAAAAAAAAATHIS FUCKING RUN
>>681544939retard...
>>681545060>1 day agoIs there a guy that snipes records before it gets shown live at GDQ/ESA?
ok that's sad poor guy...
oh no no no no no no
>ITS THE GAME IT'S NOT ME THE GAME WOW THIS GAME IS CHOPPY GUYS HOLY MOLY
Now that's what I call a gimmick run.
AHAHAHAHAHA
S tier couch
Is this intentional? It the brit just being cheeky?
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
>"Can you hear me guys?"holy fucking omega choke
WARNING
"It's late night here">I also live in the UK>It's 11PMWhat a fucking wimp
Lack of pizza power, I reckon.
SQUISHSQUISHSQUISHANAL POUNDERANAL POUNDER
>its choppy>something is wrongmight be nice if couch would acknowledge its not in his head instead of sitting in silence
br*tish internet, everyonebr*tiania rules nothing haha
not even faggots choke this hard on dick
>thats never happened
sowwy guys this is not wight at tall
TOTAL BRITAIN DEATH
>>681545468enjoy your early onset dementia :^)
Was his game actually stuttering or was he Choking and just blaming it on a non-existent problem? I couldn't see any stuttering.
>it's late night over hereOH NO NO blud is trying to rationalize his chokes
Aww he sounds so sad :( Poor dude
>>681545516LMAO
>crowd cheers for him not even doing it the right way
Getting major ruffledbricks vibes from this guyAbsolute fucking wimps
>>681545516i cannot imagine living like these people.
>chokes unbelievably hard>audience starts clapping and cheeringhilarious every time
DNF
>>681545468>11PM>late nightlmfao
>erm, that happened
>>681545484That was pretty fucked up of his commentator.
>>681545516>laugh at something funny>money stolen
>>681545484couch is busy maximizing his lip noises
>>681545497I do :)
>>681545485>internet>fpsUK internet is actually pretty good. Better than burger shit.
>>681544395I'm banned from doordash (abused multiple accounts with promos until they banned my credit card) and they and get good promo codes on ubereats though. Grubhub is garbage
Seriously is this necessary..?
>>681545396
THAT JUST HAPPENED
>>681545060the outlast run from yesterday that had him pull up console commands only had the runner listed.
>>681545558It isn't operating at 120 fps and it is fucking with the game mechanics please understand
so is this game gud?
>>681545484greenalink is a cool runner but he does not seem to have the best friends
accidentally left rtx on
>>681545641Try cooking.
Oh god, I almost feel bad for himThis is too funny though
>>681545673The original: NOThe remaster: YES YES YES
>>681545484I'm pretty sure his game wasn't stuttering but he didn't want to call his friend out live on stream.
>>681544293Thanks king
The cringe is too strong, I physically can't watch this. See you guys when next run starts!
now that he has stopped complaining, was the frame rate actually buggy?
Are the old Quake games worth it?
>>681545478Lmao
>>681545569same
Now that things are normal run seems neat.
DEAD AIR
>>681545780i think it did dip a bit, but that could've been stream
>Speedrun game on EASY>the consolized ez campagin for an n64 controller>still choke hard on the lime press 20 times
>>681545794Oh yes
>>681545808My fucking sides
>>681545794Quake 1 is cool
This looks like a casual playthrough his movement and aim doesn't look that good
TRESPASSER>>681545794Yep
>>681545794Yes. They are fun. Quake 1 is my fave.
>easythis is so lame, he just facetanks everything
What stops an autist from not wanting to commit suicide after choking in what you view as the olympics? I feel kinda bad for the guy
What's your guys' favourite botched run?Mine is Majora 3D where the guy just sat sniveling over his 3DS as his couch was trying to back him up but he was just all defeated.
>>681545780I assume so? IIRC he's usually pretty decent at his runs.
The frame rate is choppy as hell are you guys seriously not seeing it? Is he playing with fucking RTX on?
>>681545703I cooked this morning. I used to eat out every meal and now it's like once a week I eat out (less if not bulking) but I took time off for gdq to enjoy it and not cook
God, now I feel like replaying QUake 2 again. Such an amazing game
>>681545794The OG episodes, sure.Machinencuck apocryphas, no.
this boomer should stick with chokestein 3d
>>681545920terraria
>constant lip smackingZ
>no games i'm interested in all dayI'm finally free
>>681545887IT'S CHOPPEH YE BELLEND
>>681545794they're a dollar on key shops
>>681545920terraria is the first one that comes to mindfuck that was hilarious
>>681545808You know he expected the mods to plead for him to come back, apologising for the misunderstanding and hugging him out while saying they're friends
>>681545920
>>681545920Terraria was fantastic.
This fucking lip smacking...
>>681545974that sounds awfulI mean what are you going to do? Race to the wall of flesh?
>>681545920The Mario Sunshine choke from the last GDQ. The retard deserved it for not preparing a safety save
Wet ass mouth
>>681545920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOgwCfCBMEU
>>681545920Super mario sunshine chokersHalo 2 worst run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nebKDhbVOiE
>>681545991lol
>>681546006>>681545995>>681545974>>681546006I must've been living under a rock, which Terraria run is this?
>>681546008>leaves his friend hanging when he's tilting>lip-smacking>any/allI hate this faggot
>>681546008fuck you, now I can't stop focusing on it.
>>681546047Ask the live audience for cheat codes.
>>681545920sunshine into redemption for the storyline
>>681545920Final Fantasy stair run. 20 minutes of adults failing to count.
I have not and am not in a good place. /v/ felt like a place where I could be accepted. I was sharing a love of vidya with someone else and I get my comment deleted and banned without explanation. Thanks for reinforcing my belief that I don't belong. Now I'm sitting here, alone, tears running down my face. Later /v/.
>>681545949/v/ doesn't play vidya and can't afford any system capable of 30FPS+
>>681545887first GDQ?
>>681545920still the GOAT
>>681546108right here >>681546084
>>681546108>>681546084
>>681546119Kino
*lip smack*
>>681545920which year was this?
>>681546084>pre-covid runs
>>681546127Maybe you should play some Chibi-Robo, it seems to have a profound effect on its players.
>>681546084>when he opens the wiki
>>681545920Mario Sunshine failure, couch being totally useless then ripped on him for 2 hours straight while he choked back tears.
>>681546008
>>681541670what happend?
>>681546174>>681546084>>681546163tyvm, popped up as I was typing
>>681546119the best moment of gdq
>>681546119Genuinely the greatest GDQ moment since Rocko's Quest
>>681546170based but thats erm the ranger not the marine
>>681546119high grade kino
>>681545808These narcissists think it's an airport, always announcing when they're leaving as if anyone gives a shit.
wooooooooow
WOW
>just walks into a pit
I legit don't understand how this is a run this guy plays the game below my level.There was a face tanking easy doom run a few years back that was also upsetting.
this guy sucks at the game
>>681546158what year was this? I remember watching it live if this is the legendary one
God damn nigga drink some water get the saliva off your lipsThis one is an F
>>681546119>4 years agochrist help me, or chronos
>>681546228An anon got banned, all his posts was deleted. A lot of his posts was SSS spam because he was samefagging.
This guys movement tech SUCKS
>>681545920Mario Sunshine followed by the redemption arc.
>>681546329oh yeah, try being bri'ish and playing quakenot so shrimple now is it punk?
>>681546224I hate when some people talking remind me we're just wet flesh bags
>>681546061Did you watch his redemption run where he had Zoomers on his couch hyping him up the entire run and blitzed through the entire game
hes playing on easy and he has died at least 10 times
is this supposed to look that ugly?is this some retarded n64 filter?
gdq chat is so fucking dead damn
>>681546119Reminder he actually saw this.
>>681546119I hope the anon that made this is having the time of his life wherever he is
>>681546485n64's trilinear filtering
I was taking a bath, didn't catch the beginning of the run, what did I miss
>>681546485n64 had extra shit textures and he isnt using the news ones that come with the game
>>681546516I'll be surprised if any humans are even left and it isn't just bots. Sad how far it has fallen.
>>681546587>>681546587
>>681546580choking
>>681544831>>681546228A run I liked was rated badly, and the one I disliked was hugely overrated.I'll never forgive ratefags.
>>681546517no he didn't
shouldn't he be bunny hopping?
>>681546224now i hear it too fuck
>>681546485That's just what n64 games looked like.
>>681545920The Divinity Sins 2 run where the runner accidentally misses a crucial trick half way into the run that requires a restart if you miss so when he does he just calls the run half way through.
>>681545920enter the gungeon run where the runner kept trying to hard to be funny and died 20 minutes into a 30 minute run. they let him restart and he kept trying to be a comedian and died 25 minutes in
>>681545920There's a funny pic that goes with it which I don't have on me, but the Freedom Planet run with the demonic commentator audio and the screen tearing was funny as fuck.
>>681544227archvile sentor just vile sent
>>681546593this guy came back last agdq and looked as much of a clown as he does here
Kek the donation reader keeps cutting off the commentator
>warning this game contains blood and goreThis fucking faggot event holy shit.
>>681546119cringe forced meme
>>681546119kino edit
>>681546614that would require too much execution, hurts the hands. you wouldn't want him to hurt his hand would you
>>681546614It was explained. Pay attention.
>>681546626but it's quake on pcalso n64 is prob the ugliest retro style
>>681546609Yes he did go look at his twitter.
>>681545808WHOTHEHELLCARES
>>681546609Check his twitter
>>681546614It's too late in the night for that.
>>6815463352012, before it was even called GDQ
>>681545920>>681545920the F1 & Werster's Fired Red runs at ASM 2023https://youtu.be/5xHkzG4FpD4https://youtu.be/WiHa-KPEmN4
>>681546084The best part of this is where he gives up, tries to cheat using server commands and fails at even that because he's trying to use the TShock server commands on the vanilla server.He couldn't even cheat right.
For those who are wondering, Nicole Goodnight’s pussy juice tastes a bit like Lay’s pickle-flavored chips.
>>681546158FOUR HOURS
>>681546593>in which direction is it transitioning?
Best way to block Twitch's gay injected ads?
>>681546660kekI'm thinking arch-vile
>>681546936ttv lol pro
>>681546936I watch with streamlink and haven't gotten any
Why are they doing remote runs at 5pm? Shouldn't this be a prime time?
>mute stream>play rock song>experience improves
>>681547127sexo
>>681546775Nah, at least the textures don't wobble all over the place like PS1 textures do.
>>681546006QRD no time to watch
>>681546936I have a monkey script that does it.
>>681546659Found it lol.
>>681547127that dress would not look snap back in shape after getting crumpled up like that
>>681547431yes but it's super cute this way
Wow the dono read right over him
>talking over runners/couch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPNKqKUXMo
SHUT UP BIIIIIIIIIIITCHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It sounds like I want to fuck the announcers pitpussy
How is the production still this bad years later?
Awful fucking co-commentator and host
Holy fuck, that was a fucking alpha move to completely ignore and talk over the fucking the speedrunner
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE
Incentive not being met...at a GDQ? Is this real life?
does doctor without borders mean foreign trannies or what???
>>681547728
>>681548041No, it imports mud slimes into euro countries
>>681548041at the present moment, it means gaza
>>681547728based CU enjoyer
rating then backing
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR SELF PROMOTION ALREADY
D. While Greenalink recovered from an early choke, his couch and this host kicked him down again and again
>>681548041depends on what your opinions about palestinians are
There actually is a 5 hour video on Donkey Kong Country 2 differences between the SNES and GBA versions.
>>681548357amazing people. wherever they go, they try to fuck up the country by any means. now even the fellow muslims don't let them in kek.
Marathonman the ratchet runner is a tranny chaser lol 103 Bonny LnCollegeville, PA 19426
>>681549593is that you, marathonman-hater anon?
