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WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS BLOOD AND GORE
HUH
>>681546587Quake and bake
miggu miggu
for an enhanced edition it looks kinda shit.
why did they stop showing the runner and the crowd?
When is Plum's game?
AAAAAAAAAA THE STREAM IS STUTTERINGHELP ME /V/ THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
The interaction between the announcer, the couch and the runner is so incredibly awkward. I can't even enjoy the cringe, it's too much for me.
>>681546714Remote run and the runner is not using cam
transhanigans
>>681546714It's a remote run and Greenalink cares not for attention whoring.
>>681546713IT"S THE N64 CAMPAIGN
>>681546713original n64 textures
>>681546728game?
>>681546680royal huuh
Thread rules:Stay HydratedWear your maskSocial distanceStand up and stretchCheck in on yourselfTake your medsLGBTQIA+ Lives are Human LivesClear?
>>681546728i'm gonna CUM in PLUM
why is the game called quake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofw0mq_8HiU
>>681546728should I draw some plum OC? or we should keep it only for ESA?
>>681546728(ㄒoㄒ)
>>681546927it's the prequel to oats
>IM NOT THIS BAD USUALLY
i can't believe this is an actual q2 speedrunno way the gameplay is really that boring
>>681546956>ESAanon... ESA is...
>2 chokes
gotta try a rocket jump 3 times to save 1 second
>>681546375sounds like everyone needs to be chipped so we can maintain the integrity of the ratings>>681546061that was several GDQ's ago anon
>>681546982we all have bad days. sometimes they last a lifetime
>>681546927For marketing reasons.Its connection to Quake 1 is tenuous.
>>681546956need plum
>>681546956just do itbeats tranny posting
>>681547040not for long. somebody will pick it up
>>681546587this guy has really shit movement and aimlike holy shit how low the standards have fallenwith a couple of practice runs I could be much much fastercan't you get purri to do a run
>>681546889And if you take your meds, be REALLY careful with your hydration!
>>681547087What was he thinking with those cheek fillers?
Anyone else noticing all the audio desync?
>>681546965i giggled
>>681545920If you've never watched it, you really should at least once, long as it is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aC_dSMGURg
>Anonymous donated $100 dollars: forget the $10 bullet train let's go for a $100 dollar spaceship train!
>>681547040what some gay drama happened or something?
>>681547152She made a bad decision, don't be so quick to judge her
>>681547087passable. looks like a ugly chick
>>681547087did he put his balls on his cheeks? wtf
>>681547181heh
>>681547087what a waste
>>681547152That isn't the same person you moron
>>681547195yes, it is over
>>681546728you have a single fact to back that up?
>>681546927Quake was the name of a character from a DnD campaign that John Romero and friends used to play. They originally wanted to make a fantasy game with this character but they decided to make a first person shooter instead, because that's all they fucking knew. The name stuck and that's why they used it but the character is not present in the game.
This guy has a really dry mouth
>>681547195lovare literally killed ESAhttps://x.com/lovare101
>>681547234You're nuts
This is shit. And every game after is even more shit.
MOUTH NOISES
This guy is choking really hard lolReal bad Quake 2 run, looks like a new player
>>681547240well.. they are where he keeps his nuts
>>681547195i think people are jumping ship because the leadership covered some dude that molested price mommy.so she left
>>681547234youre nuts
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2187128441?t=12h07m48sChibi-Robo meltdown
Better than DOOM
Bro is not even bunny hopping, double jumping, or triple jumping. Why?
>>681547304>hydration reminders every attominute>still get dry mouth commentary
>>681547195Lovare (prize mommy) released a pastebin where she talks about supposed sexual harassment she experienced during previous ESA events. Besides, not only are they doing another non 24/7 marathon, they got rid of stream 2 aswell, where a lot of kino moments happened
>>681547391The n64 version is intentionally coded to prevent bunny hopping.
>>681547347you mean that tasty woman with gigantic boobs and ass?
>>681547326yeah what the fuck
>>681547362>>681547310your nuts brained
>>681547087What kind of madlad gets bottom surgery and then puts their testicles in their cheeks?
>>681547083Or we can just make a ratings thread on /pol/
n64 levels kinda suck
>>681547367
HES RUNNING OUT OF TIME
We can rebuild himWe have the technology
>commentator being ignored by BOTH the runner and dono reader
UHH ALL QUAKERS OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
>>681547441aw that's big shame, she was lovely
>>681547195Prizemommy got followed at her hotel one night that had nothing to do with ESA now everyone at ESA is rapists or something retarded.
SAY IT WITH ME
>>681547083>>681547468Why not just make a strawpoll instead?
>>681547326Mouth Moods
>>681547520>commentator being ignored by BOTH the runner and dono readerwho's the commentator? the british guy?
oh man I can't handle this commentary
>>681547441oh nice so they fucking killed the event
>>681547195tldr;>Lovare (Prize Mommy) has a string of questionable things happen to her>The upper management keeps telling her they'll take care of it>They don't take care of it>She goes public years later>Giant chunk of the staff fucks off
Guys, please mind the gap
>>681547574O V E R
>>681547578That's a 8, Anon.
>warning this game contains blood and goreI absolutely refuse to believe there are people out there who look at the "blood and gore" from a fucking quake 2 and have any actual problem with it
Why is she talking over him?!
>donation reader drowning out commentators...
kek wtf why are they talking over him
>>681547447Why even speedrun it then? It's gimped
Wtf did she just talk over the runner?
Where is the rating chart?
OVERESTIMATE
shout out to the tech crew
What the fuck is this host doing lol
>announcer just starts dono reading over him as he trails offkek
runner be like kimi at home
>just fucking steamrolls over him with a donoKEK
What the fuck is with this donation reader? She keeps cutting in out of nowhere in the middle of the commentator speaking.
>she starts reading donos over them bothkek
>commentary over the donosbased, keep the clusterfuck going
>announcer just barreling over their chatter
Somebody shut her up.
what the hell i thought i had 2 videos going on but it's just an unorganized mess
PHAHAHASHAHAHHAA THE FUCK
>>681547618God I hate GDQ and their layout choices
>>681547660>>681547657>>681547654He's not quirky and positive enough for the gdq audience
hahahahahahaha
the trans is weak in him, it is easy to speak over
>>681546728
>>681547581A VPN can bypass strawpoll limits.
Did she say VORE TRAIN?
does she have the runner muted or something?
Does she not hear him? No way she would forcefully talk over the commentary.
Fucking women
LOL this bitch
>>681547310>>681547362i didn't know it was a dude till now.
>it wasn't a tech crew issue>she's literally just talking over themwow, wtf
wow this is cringe (no kino)
>STILL talking over runners/couch
this bitch needs her tits slapped.
>>681547791I'd do the same tbf
>nah you can go ahead but anyway Anoymous donated...
THIS IS HER RUN NOW
oh fuck she's broken
>just keeps going
>>681547807really? you don't think she would?
This guy can't hit shit. Is he even using a mouse or is he playing on controller?
Aight I'm showering fuck this weird run
>>681547195https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vk
do they have a gun to her head? wtf is going on
finally off work, time to get comfy
>>681547606Also it's prompted even more of them to come out with shit that's happened.Edenel sounds like a pure HR dick who cares more about image than anything.
>>681547759>>681546956That's pretty cool OC anon
>>681547854We do NOT tolerate Greenalink slander in this house
>>681547367jesus poor lad
someone should send greetings from kazakhstan
>>681547307Sad ESA pimped her out but didn't look out for her.
>>681546956ESA might go on hiatus after the next one, so do as you seem fit. There will always be space for plum in my heart.>>681547195Pretty much. Besides the prize mommy pastebin, there had to be some bigger issues in the background, since Metako left the organizers before it dropped and he basically quit his job for the position. Who knows what will happen.
>>681547456yep
>>681547825face blindness maybe? he sounds and looks like a chubby guy
>"No you're fine :^)" continues speaking over him
woman moment
>>681546956We already did. Are you seeing purple links as well?
TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS TO GOHOYPE
>>681546587Quake 2 is not even in the same league as Quake 1. Gaming peaked back then
>>681547759>asembly
>>681547902EIGHT
>>681547902
okay lets rate the donnor reader
These mouth noises make me uncomfortable
>>681547853Do it.
I'm going to do it, I'm going to speedrun Plum or Parin's game.
what a sad little run :(
>>681547920>Also it's prompted even more of them to come out with shit that's happened.This is what I was wondering about, how many others was told to shut up and we will pretend to deal with it.
>>681548030Bat least he's not kungfufruitcup
why doesn't quake man just fly to the planet in the middle first, is he retarded
>>681547952looks like a ugly chicki mute when no game is on
Why the fuck are they playing on easy? And still went over time?
>>681548030D
>>681548042crazy eyes
>>681547948sex
>>681548030ZZZ---
>>681547759based ESL poster
>>681548042Notice how you never have pretty girls at these cons?
>>681547935It's ok she's happy shilling her smelly socks at NSG now.
>>681548086huuh
RATE THE RUN
>>681548030ZZZ
>>681547889>abloobloo i got sexually harassed at a thirsty nerd conventionThanks for my daily reminder to never take anything a woman says seriously.
>>681547201hard disagree
>>681548143C
>>681548143D for donation faggotry
wait a minute, the british guy was the one playing? what the hell, I thought it was mouth noises guy
>>681548143Cboring but not terrible
>>681548143C- for Comfy Greenalink choking session
WAIT isn't this runner the turtles guy?>>681548143idk about the run but S for my wife
>>681548143D/F, at least he finished under estimate
>>681548143Pity S
>>681548143D-You better add cringe but NOT kinoalso over estimatealso talking over the runner
>>681548042>the skin and lips of a 40-year-old
>>681548143A
>>681548143E
>>681548143B. But not because it was a good run.
>>681548143B
>>681548143D+
>sdaAre they even still around?
>>681548143Dgood cringe
what the fuck is with these remote runners?
>>681548143D
>>681548143C ringe
>>681548143FCould've been just an average D+/C if it wasn't for the dono reader.
>>681548143D had to drop a point for Over Estimate.
>>681548143D for choking on D and outlasting his welcome.Jeez, just shut up.
>>681548143C i guesswhat a shitshow kek
>>681548143lip smack out of ten
>>681548180You couldn’t pay to get sexually harassed lmao
>>681548143CI'm being extremely generous here.
>>681547991Quake 1 is not a good game. Bad enemy design, bad gun design, incoherent and ugly theming, etcTechnical achievement for its time, bad video
>>681548143B disaster KINO
>>681548143DI couldn't even focus on the run cause of the bitch
>>681547978can't believe my several plums got passed overits never been more over for me than this
>>681548143B, it was okay. The host bitch was disrespectful though.
>>681548143F
>>681548042Pickle juice pussy btw
>>681548229She is 38, I believe, so that's accurate
The donner reader is a tranny isn't it?
>>681547367these niggas cryin for a robo
>>681548143Foverestimate and choking "100%" items and retarded announcer
>>681548143D for shit
>>681548143D-Overestimate, mediocre execution, too many deaths at the start, easy difficulty.
>>681546587https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/706920604072296448/random-thoughts-about-quake-horror-nighthttps://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/718154352673603584/2-more-quake-related-thingshttps://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/718511338041819136/i-remember-someone-saying-that-the-reason-why-ahttps://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/718757862895173632/something-about-speed-in-fps-gameshttps://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/727884930344960000
>>681548229she's old
I'm going to sleep now, and I don't even have to worry about missing anything cool at this point
>>681548265It's the NEW NORMAL, chud. Get used to it.
>>681548143D isaster
>>681548339tourist
Greenalink work better than he can commentate himself.
>>681548123>Notice how you never have pretty girls at these cons?Say that again?
>>681548143I'm doin' him a C
>>681548358My vote (and wife) exactly
Wow. I cannot actually believe an incentive didn't get met
>>681548143DIt was about as boring as you can be without transcending into in your face bad.
>SO DANCE WHILE I PUT YOU IN A TRANCEI've heard this sample in so many songs
>>681542389He saw your doodle and retweeted it.
i love sonic so much brostoo bad the fanbase is gayand the devs are gay too
>do whatever you want to make yourself comfortableuhhh...anons?
>>681548265Everything costs an arm and a leg these days anon.Imagine flying out, getting a hotel room, all for what, a 1 hour run? Hundreds of dollars for that?
>>681548339She's 100% woman. Both the good AND the bad.
>>681548339No, she's a female. Her voice is super cute how would you think thats a guy
I hate women so much it's unreal.
>>6815481043 whites
>>681548265You'd think they have them run the games during their prime time and US graveyard shifts? I think the last 4 runs were all remote with kind of awkward timeslots for the runners.
>>681548409I'll take that as an affirmation that he is.
>pay money for a flight & hotel room just to watch some cunt playing a video game from their own bedroom
He's too based to show up in person at GDQ
>>681548143D for donations
>>681548478>unzips
>>681548432>only one chance at life>unlucky enough to roll female>have no tits
>>681548469PROOF?
>>681548525
>>681548489People have been jumping at shadows with announcers for years now, fuckers were even sure TinyTim was one.
>glitchless
>>681548339Nah just a fat cunt >>681548432I am BEGGING you to get some standards. A woman is also more than her body. How could you talk to Kungfu for more than 30 seconds and not want to strangle her?
Look how empty that place is
Haven't tuned into a run since Alan Woke 2 earlier, what have been the best runs since then?>>681548265He probably got covid last minute and they can't reschedule the run and they wont let him into the venue so just doing the run remotely is the best remaining option.
>>681548604I know.. some of these guys think every single female is secretly a guy, they literally can't tell the difference anymore, frightening.
>>681548143DNot sure how you can fuck up quake but they managed it
>>681548591
>>681547296I have Masters of Doom sitting next to me. They wanted to do Quake since the Commander Keen days and had all sorts of crazy ideas for it and they worked on seeing Romero's vision of it being an RPG for a while.Eventually they gave up because they were simply out of their element. They didn't know what they were doing and the whole thing felt half-baked. So they just Doom again in 3D. This change in direction for the game was a big deal for the studio and was the catalyst for a couple people to leave, iirc, including Romero who wanted more creative freedom, and another person, I forget who, who said that id was just "making the same game over and over."
this city looked HELLA DIFFERENT
>>681548638>standards>on /v/losing battle m8
>>681548638kffc comes across as likable and genuine though
>>681548663>Haven't tuned into a run since Alan Woke 2 earlier, what have been the best runs since then?There's been some good ones, request the chart.
>>681548478That's excuse enough for me.
>>681548582show tits
>>681548432>a 2, a 4, and a 0wow
>>681548704>>681548714Based.
DISHONORED GET THE FUCK IN
>>681548721As someone who genuinely sleeps with women regularly I promise you she does not.
>my name is fuckkek
>my name is fuckBased
MOTHER FOKKER
cockmentator?
>Today, we'll be gamingHell yeah.
you cunts need to quit retweeting shit from these threads for attention
>>681548638I could survive for at least one minute but maybe nor more than two
kino time
Giving money to gearbox should have an AI lockdown your bank account and prevent you from ever spending money as you see fit again.
>>681548776What kind of person do you think gets into gaming? Hot people? lol
>>681548265Nevermind. Make that 5 runs in a row. What the fuck were they thinking?
>my name is fok and I like to-
>my name is FUCK
>Next to meThey are fucking innit?
>In the same room>Count down out of syncHMMMMMM SUSPICIOUS>>681548843You're a braver man than me
loli gamemax comfy
>>681548896According to what I see in the mirror, yes.
>47k viewersWhat happened?
>nichole goodnightmy wife...
This is the first time I watched any of these. Why isn't being physically at GDQ a requirement?
Oh god, for a second I thought this was bioshock. lol
>fok/fokker4kek how did this get through
>name fok>user name fokker
>>681548817This, she comes across as narcissistic.
>Fok>Fokker4COME ON! This dude must know that nickname is terrible for streaming.
this guy FOKs
ah yes, the kind of run where the commentator spoils everything 5 seconds ahead of timeepic
>>681548817>I-I sleep with womenif you did, you wouldn’t announce it as if it means anything lol
Still never played dishonoured and don't care about story in a game. Shall I watch or tune out until I have played it?
>>681548943She's the MC's daughter.It's literally an *hit pipe* game.
Uh...where's the blood and gore warning?
This should be a feature in EVERY CUTSCENE HEAVY GAME
>>681549038Tune out
>>681548981Not everybody wants to waste time, money or be anywhere near insane GDQ "people"
>>681548909wok
Remember that guy that did a remote MGR run and just played a video instead of actually playing the game for half of it
>>681548817>As someone who genuinely sleeps with women regularlyyour mom doesnt count!
>>681549038Should be cool. You won't get any of the story in the run.
>>681548817based i'm-scared-of-the-dark-mommy-can-i-sleep-with-you-maxxer
what is everyone eating while hanging out in the thread? Anything cozy??
>>681549024I know the people I am talking to and assuring them that their opinion is worthless.
Prerecorded run.
>>681548841>>681548841are you seriously monitoring /v/ and twitter while watching this? jesus anon
>>681549106yea that was based
>>681549062AAAAHHHHHHH MY VIRGIN CHRISTIAN EYES
>drtchops made the cutscene speed up functionIs that a cheat?
>>681549154I don't snack I'm not a fat fuck. I do drink a lot of pepsi light, though...
>>681549062you kill hecking rich people in this so it's not triggering.
>>681548817Are these TRUE and HONEST women though?
>>681548841It's just one faggot begging for attention. Ignore it
>>681549082Anon, videogames are serious artretainment now. You must respect the directors' vision and watch ALL the cutscenes.
Just got back to my comfy studio apartment from my shift at the Fulfillment Center. Did I miss any good runs?
this runner giving off mad david katz vibes
>>681548841Post ONE example of this
>>681549197Um it's called 'tech', sweety
>playing on easiest difficultygay
rrat
>>681548143d-cand this is with an absurd bias towards the game as a quakefag whose first quake was q2 on n64the pit thing was cringe kino wich elevated it4K chads on fucking suicidewatch
>>681549106he was based
>>681549106yeah there's a whole video explaining that incidenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mNS-I7E-Zk&t=1sI can't believe /v/ fell for it and voted that CHEATER an S, I still can't believe he played us like a fiddle
>FOKKER
>>681549154I asked for reccs and everyone told me to cook myself...
Oh boy a sewer level, love those
>>681549154
>>681549218>TRUE and HONEST women
>>681549213bomberman is so cutei wish we were watching bomberman 64 again instead of this
Dishonored, more like DisYAWNered. Coming back later when something good is on.
>>681549218Nah. They are usually groupies.I never see them again
>>681549197>>681549261god I just got reminded of the "glitchless" mirrors edge speedrun where they were just making shit up as they went
>>681549278if i knew he was cheating i would've voted SSS instead of S
>>681549106I remember it being the same guy that ran DMC4 the year prior and for the last 20 minutes of that run went on an unhinged tirade about how no one in the community respects him.
>>681549106godless nights...
>>681549298Why were 7th gen games so obsessed with sewer levels?
I hate donation messages so much I know its been said a million times but hearing someone just randomly mention trannies or Palestine over and over is annoying as fuck. Especially the people who think Hamas and trannies would get along and mention both in the same message. I understand its for goodboypoints and I don't even have a problem with trannies but I had to stop watching last night because it was obnoxious and felt like every other message.
Why ESA die?
>IT'S NOT A GLITCH
>>681549356>it's not a glitch>it's a bug>it's an exploit
>>681549356and using glitches that they decided weren't counted as glitches
>it's not a glitch, I SWEARevery time
would you?
>>681549296sorry, anon
>>681548143D. While Greenalink recovered from an early choke, his couch and this host kicked him down again and again
>>681549278To be fair he did two runs. The first was legit, and people rated it an S.The second (cheated) run was basically a guaranteed S from momentum alone.
>>681549404fit the poop brown color scheme
The entire run is based off a glitch.
>category: glitchless>uses glitches>noooo it's ok, we'll define it as an "exploit" instead! :^)
>>681549438Fucking hell. Absolutely not.
>>681549337next is some gay non-speedrun interstitial and after that REDDITza, so see you.
>>681549438Not in a million years.
>>681549278Karl is an ambulance chasing faggot and most likely didn't even watch the run (or you for that matter). Kill yourselves.
>>681549404born after 2005 were ya
>>681549356great run that was
Wtf is the point of having an in person event if no one is doing runs in person at the event?!?
>>681549252>>681548469>>681548704
And the reas...TAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK...n't a glitTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK
>>681549414argick was sexually assaulted and the number one suspect was Lovare
>>681549438Why have faggots co-opted “aesthetic?”
>>681549438ew
"It's a bug! Not a glitch!"
>>681549438would you?
>>681549414Mismanagement if it goes down. Thankfully there are already promising alternatives.
> it's not a glitchCan someone rate this an F for me later? Thanks in advance :)
>>681549438
>>681549438Imagine the smell wave when you unzip those pants after a hot summers day
I'm not a twitch cunt. Is there any benefit to the hype train for people who donate/are in chat for it? Or is it just a fomo way to squeeze money out of NPCs?
>>681549565full moon tonight
>>681549547okay I may need more context who is argick and lovare?
>>681549106The best part was how everyone was trying to make it a huge deal. Meanwhile the actual MGR speedrun community didn't give a shit and verified his new run like 3 days later.
People always forget the MGR run wasn't just fun from the runner, it also had a great couch, just a bunch of lads.
>>681549157Whatever you have to tell yourself. Funny excessive larp anyway. Could just say you interact with them, it was about her personality, but you wanted to look cool in front of anons, loser lmao
>>681549106It was more like the 10% of it that was the DLC run.
might just fuck around and speedrun some chili dogs
>>681549631The usual suspects.
>>681549565only if no penis
>>681549414I catcalled Lovare.
>>681549565
>>681549106it was just the dlc and he was extremely based. one of the highest rated runs ever. the cockiness, jamming to the music, wearing the ESA shirt, so good
>>681549521>HEBshould have gone to kroger
>>681549521The hotel gangbangs.
>>681549549Why do you think just using a word means it is "co-opted"?
>>681549609it\s all psychological manipulation
>>681549438Sorry, but i am only into fit south east asian girls
>>681549438Women like this make me not so feel bad that I stopped dating women altogether and switched to guys.
>>681549547Argick wouldn't get sexually assaulted if he was the only male in a woman's prison.
>>681549651He won.
>>681549106WAIT Its really the same fucker ? That explains why the runner is such a fucking cunt HOW THE FUCK is GDQ, who get triggered by ANYTHING, letting this east-european scum faggot back ?
ONLY SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO BITCH
CHANGED TO F0K
>>681549609You get some shitty emotes if you participate in it but otherwise no. Literally just "people are giving money, give some more!"
>>681549691you were always gay.
>>681549687what about chubby ones?
>>681549691gay
>>681549565You guys have never slept with a fat chick and it shows. That ass would be hairy and fucking STINK. Never again.
>>681549636I still quote it (to myself) to this day
>>681549694Or a male's prison
online runs need to be fucking banned
>>681549727>Its really the same fucker ?no
shit ass quality but i dont feel like sifting the vod
>>681549635As far as they cared, the DLC run was legit anyway since it wasn't fake or anything, it was just prerecorded.He came clean about it right away too, but you got shitters like Karl the drama chaser treating it like it was the biggest crime to speedrunning, meanwhile Karl's own runs have been found to be suspicious.
>>681549763Emotional manipulation is a hell of a thing.
>>681549727Read that post again, anon.
>>681549609>https://tracker.gamesdonequick.com/tracker/prizes/48I don't see any winners.
>>681549772
>>681549517>>681549460Cheating is bad you guys
>>681549639You will literally never get laid. I would hate to be you.
>>681549792that's why you clean their ass in the shower before you fuck
>>681549383proof?
>>681549694The sonic costume is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
>>681549647what the fuck is his point
>>681549727man stfu and fact check your shit before you start getting riled up
>>681549171>>681549274>>681549671>zoomers be "dis guy breaking the rulez is fire fr fr no cap" Shut the fuck up you slavic snow niggers
>All these special allowed rules for this categoryWhat an autistic game to speedrun
Didn't fokker quit running right after a run at a previous SGDQ?
>>681549674theres so much photoshop in this image it might as well be a painting
>>681549890>muh sex
>>681549686
>>681549609>Or is it just a fomo way to squeeze money out of NPCs?literally trying to manipulate paypiggies into spending money>COME ON GUYS! WE NEED TO KEEP THE HYPE TRAIN GOING! SOMEONE GOTTA SUBSCRIBE NOW!but then again I dont get subscribing or donating to people as a whole, I really don't
>>681549948surprised you haven't killed yourself yet you autistic freak
>>681549910>youhello sirs i'm very good ass washer
>>681549565MODS MODS MODS
>>681549674do they figurines with fabric jackets or is it original i wonder
>>681549814nice job, good to see youre back again
>>681549797KEK >>681549910and shave it? I don't want chores before I get laid
>>681549727
>>681549890Lol, the violent projection is the final tell. Embarrassing behavior
>>681549814And if I were to do it for you?
>>681549565>>681549650Only if penis.
>>681550026>I don't want chores before I get laidthen hire a prostitute. even then you have to get a condom. it's all chores man.
This SGDQ has been an utter failure
>>681549987Oh god me either. I literally only use twitch for this event and even then it's a hacked app on my smart TV that cuts out all the bullshit. I jsut heard them talk about it and wondered what it does.
>>681549974someone make fruitcup 34
>>681549805>>681549832Oh, ok.... thanks >>681549935Yeah ok fuckface
>>681549954I had the same thought
>>681550123...c..condom?I am constantly in awe I am late thirties and not had an accidental child.
>>681550078based, this is some quality brb
Color-blind chad here, are these THOSE colors?
>>681550131suck my dick, I've been having fun
>>681550131vouch
>>681549438is that the flappy cap flapper
>>681550246No
>>681550246nah
Always get Bloodbourne and Dishonored confused
>>681550275no thats some other chick
>>681550251CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
This is fun
>>681550246Vaxx’d?
>it's not a glitch
>>681550232have you never caught anything?
Fok, more like fugg
>>681550391I decide what a glitch is and that's why it's not a glitch, see?
Sokolov... My beloved
>>681550408 ,Australia
would I get banned if I posted crying emoji?
>>681546587Troons Die Quick
>It's not a glitchAll these mental gymnastics. No wonder so many speedrunners are trains.
runner looks so bored
>>681550394Oh god yeah. I got Chlamydia but I'm in the UK with free healthcare so they just gave me pills and it went away. I got warts but the majority of sexually active people have the HPV virus, it just presented on me. If you are susceptible to cold sores you don't get warts. I have never had cold sore so I got them. But that's it. Pretty lucky.
>>681550408:D
>>681550545It's not a man.
>>681550539It matters not :)
>>681550539>it's a speedrun raising money for charity. it matters not :)"let it go man, just enjoy the runs" 2
If it's not patched by this point - it's not a glitchSimple as
>>681550539Charity means you can do anything
>>681550530You'd have to be gay to not want to fuck emily
>>681550539: )
>>681550539>runner kicks the console off the table, pulls down pants and takes a shit on the floor>"IT'S FOR CHARITY YOU CHUD IT MATTERS NOT"
>>681550561what a horrid island full of pitiable ogre people
i second that fat women generally never bother to wipe/clean themselves because it's an inconvenience for them. And if they were capable of handling an inconvenience they would have already lost weight
what did he say was not a glitch?
thanks to anonymous for a 150000usd dono
>>681550693darkie detected
Oh shit, I lost Dishonored.
>>681550693That will be $97.89 + tax + tip
out of ten!
i can fix her, i can make her straight again.i will breed her womb while she autistically tells me about care bear world lore
>day 3>only 356k raisedOuch
>Clip through door>Fly through window by shrinking the collision box by blinkingIt's not a glitch guys! By the way my pronouns are she/her and I'm a woman!The MENTAL GYMNASTICS of speedrunners are incomprehensible.
>>681550693us ogres used to own you before it became immoral so
>>681550835he cute
>>681550835good luck, anon
>BONK
>>681549631Argyck is the guy who wears Sonic costume in ESA.Very excitable, actually speaks fluent english, so they use him a lot.Lovarre is one of the people they shove on screen a lot because she also speaks decent enough english, she wears cleavage showing clothes and she's pierce brosman approved You'd actually have to see her on an ESA stream to get it, the google images seem to be from before she slam-pigged it up
>>681550835>both bussy and calm
>its so tight
>>681550859
>>681550835Imagine the smell
Emily is younger than this game you sick fucks
>>681550773Lol, your economy is a bit of a dog’s breakfast since brexit, INNIT?!
>>681550872it was intended by the developer get a grip chud
>>681550954oof, not very nice
>>681550965Out of 10!
>>681550835>autistic ally tells me about care bear lorespeaking from experience? I learned about gamegrumps back in the day from some bbw goth teenager who wanted my cock down her throat and didn't care if I knew it
>>681550078
>>681550872these are the worst type of runs imo, other than the ones that have outside factors degrading the experience. they just piss me off
Get your Miggy Tickets !!Not a lot of time left..
>>681550954See the contempt hiding behind their facade of pleasantries. They have no idea how to control it, other than to wait for an acceptable target to show itself.
>>681551021from my experience autistic girls will start talking about something completely insane during sex, i think they just get nervous but i think its really cute
GET DABBED ON DAUD
>>681551050GIVE ME ONE I WANT TO BE A MIGGER
>>681550835my wife
>>681551021>>681548817>>681549792board's full of regular casanovas today
>>681551050Conductor, what am I doing next to a moving train in the countryside?Fuck it I'LL TAKE TWELVE
>>681551103>t-they hate me! GOTTEMjust call them freaks, this shit is pathetic lol
>>681551107people get so stressed out by having sex, it's actually crazy. Like it's just two bodies
>it's not a glitch>to me
>>681551161>7pm est
>>681551258those bodies are still alive, right anon?anon..?
>"It's not a glitch if it's intended :)"
>that voiceI would breed Nichole so hard bros
>>681551050eh I'll pass I'm off to bed, next few runs look like shite
>>681550770>>681550773>>681550878seething genetal pox riddled ogres
Have they ever done a speedrun of ed edd n eddy online on this show?
>>681551240Oh, I do. And I want to understand these people. You should too
>>681551320so they dont have to be?
>>681551320alive, hot and sweaty
>>681551258My sister didn't like this reasoning
>>681551389>>681551389
>>681550971Hope you don't end up in hospital pal. Imagine going bankrupt for breaking your leg. kek.
>>681551027It was meant to be.
>>681551342Gross
>>681551342she's not unrapeable but very mid
>>681551443D
>>681551443F
>>681551443B
>>681551443A
>>681551405Based sisterfucker
>>681551443
>>681551382no but there was a really good kekcroc run in 2015
>>681551443C, Average.
>>681551443C
>>681551393>I call them names and they hate me! THE HYPOCRISYYou’re more retarded than they are, lol
>>681551443Bwish it was in person but at least it was short and action packed
>>681547948>from sexy to slam pigWhat a shame
How's this shitshow going?
>Shoutout to...>Me
>>681551414Has literally never happened to anyone
>>681551443CFor comfy
>>681551443S
>>681551443APretty fun but I love dishonored
>>681551443B+
Did he just say "shoutouts to me"?
>>681551443Giving it a D. Misleading category. Don't use glitches in a glitchless run.
>>681551443B-
>>681551414Hope you don’t end up in a dentist’s office. They’d euthanize you
>>681551443I'm doin' him a B
>>681551443D i mute it
>>681551550Sure thing bud
how do i see naked kungfufruitcup?
LOOK AT MY PONYTAIL
>>681551443C, very skippable
>>681551675Mod Skyrim
>>681551342shes kind of cute but shes covered in nasty tattoos. maybe she at least has a huge bush
>>681551675>>681549686
>>681551532Ok, I see I was taking bait when I replied to you first. That's on me
>>68155165237. Never had so much as a filling. Straight teeth. Now please, I beg you, stop eating Wendys. You are one heart attack away from being homeless
>>681547920Edenal is a great guy to talk to until you say anything that could possibly be considered criticism. then he goes hella defensive, says some stupid shit, pisses everyone off and hides away until the storm blows over.The volunteers got sick of it, but tried to make it work. Metako and a bunch of leaders got sick of it, and are gone. Lovare posted her pastebin, and lots more runners and staff bailed. Its not just the harassment, its how it wasnt handled at all by anyone that matters.ESA Summer will be sad. a ghost town run by a skeleton crew. no stream 2, no overnight, and no big euro runners.
new thread when, I need to MIGGGGG
>>681551810Na, I legitimately think you’re a pathetic moron for feeling victimized by someone saying neckbeards and seeing it as hypocrisy, unloved incel lol
>>681551946Nuh yet
>>681551946YOU RETARDED SUBHUMAN MIGGER OPEN YOUR EYES
>>681551881Yep, teeth jutting straight out of your mouth, just like your father, and his father before him, all the way up your single branch family tree
>>681551934>>681547441>no stream 2it's like they say, all good things come to an endI hate that sentence makes sense now
You know what, these stay at home runners get on and off quick, no breaks for this bullshit
Imagine being Br'ish
>>681552173OK mate. Be careful on independance day. Don't want you blowing your hand off and having to go to food banks for the rest of your life
>>681551934>Metako and a bunch of leaders got sick of it, and are gone.That's gotta sting for him since he moved to Sweden partly because of ESA.
>>681552224From a tech standpoint, it's easier to take time to prepare your personal stuff that's in it's permanent location ahead of time compared to setting things up on shared computers that have to be moved around and set up in place. From home, all you have to do is learn and set up the way they want you to stream your game and camera, which is no doubt done days ahead of time. There's hidden issues in that there's no guarantee of backup hardware should yours fuck up, and of course any internet issues in between, but it is usually easier to have set up in time (and cut off).
What's with trannies and speedrunning?
>>681551934You'd think that someone willing to shave himself bald on stream for charity would have less of an ego. A shame, Edenal, I liked you, but then again I saw the best side of you
>>681550681>runner gets fed up with the dono reader and pulls out his gun>GUYS CHILL ITS FOR CHARITY HOLY SHIT WHY DOES IT MATTER
>>681547307More like she was the straw that broke the camel's back. We heard the discontent during winter 24. If anything, this is their chance to cop on and turn it around. And if not, the EU speedrunning scene needs a reshuffling
>>681552208Stuff like NSG, UKSG and the others will probably end up picking up the slack since it's most of the same people running the same sort of games, just under different banners and administratiosn.
>>681552667I kind of miss when it was the all at home shit since they couldn't do all the crap interviews and skits.
>>681553134Time for UKSG BSG NSG Finnruns to pick it up and go. BSG already has a weeklong event that can replace ESA.
>>681547438
>>681553430Is there somewhere I can find out when all of these are happening next? I know BSG is in August but that's it.
