Now: Like A Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His NameNext: Mass Effect 2Later: Outer WildsStream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681551389
she was only page 5 years old...
Imagine if no one made a new thread and it just stayed that way for the rest of the event, possibly for any event ever again. What would you do?
>>681558410ROYARU RAINBOW!
Yeah...
>doesn't actually matter how you handle the fights its all about the same good to know...
How does it feel knowing GDQ will one day have only movie games?
Who here is chad enough to be watching this awesome run?I sure am!
>>681558494Nothing really changes
>>681558494i hope it turns into a giant ad like the videogame awards shows
I'm playing the Mirage Feathers demo!
>>681558451It'd be interesting to see what would happen to threads if they didn't fall off page 10. I assume they would all turn into generals
>>681558410The they/them that mindbroke /v/ and the chart
>>681558561pedo
How will Eurofags coping with the fact that they will never be American stink up the thread this time?
>>681558550I am more than happy to see all the dorito ads in the universecool ranch is just that good
Member when Yokoyama said Gaiden would be important to the plot of 8? LOL
Rank the Yakuza games.
this run is taking for fucking ever.
>>681558561Afterburner with a little girl is genius.
>>681558383Kek >>681552226The trannies who are supposed to be feminine are just confused and the dudes are crying and emotional
>>681558619I don't care about the context of your post, but please learn how to type properly.
>butthurt burgerWe don't even think about you.
>>681558515How does this tranny not have pronouns listed? I thought they loved shoving them in everyone's faces at any given opportunity.
lol
its almost 3am and im willing to wrestle any american who thinks they're the boss of this speedrunning event
>>681558757>>681558764
>>681558816m*n btfo
>>681558816>giving money to transitions done quick or corviemaes plastic surgeryLol no
>Sanjan isn't that pic rel?
>>681558595Mostly just a handful of anons who got broken as hard as the anon who lost his shit over Pizza Tower for hours running.
>>681558848>boss of this speedrunning eventWe know alright ((((who)))) is truly the boss
>>681552226>getting this emotional over Chibi-Robo of all games
>>681558957The damn GDQ clique....
>>681558905this song is such a banger thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nvBWAETZV4
>>681558848Its in America. 4chan is from America. You suckle at our teat and we let you.
>>681558905>the side that couldn't cope that people liked vtubers>the side that couldn't cope that their favorite vtuber is transgender
>>681552226>he has a four minute speech prepared
>>681558980I don't remember letting anyone take this picture of me.
Sheesh, these threads are as empty as GDQ's prime time venue
what happened to picrel miggin anon from last year? He dead?
>>681559151hopefullythe only good bocchishitter is a dead bocchishitter
>>681559151gimmick anons don't have a long lifespan unfortunately
>>681558804So that you misgender him and then he has a reason to beat you up.
>>681558494kino
>>681559151ritual posting is cancer.
There's a spotify clone for pirated vidya music called Squidify, if I have to listen to one more OCRemix I am going bananas. This is ky ultimatum to GDQ.
>>681559213What about me, I'm still here
How do I get abs like Kiryu's?
>>681559151Avatarfags deserves to die
>>681558713Infinite Wealth>Like a DragonI'm excited to see where the series develops from here!
>>681559151migspam never had legs sorry
>>681559272for now
>>681559213somehow I always wind up checking if guy.png anon is still posting
>>681559234Only thing that "woman" is gonna beat is his meat.
I'm gonna do it
IMAHEADBANGAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>681559275Erase your name
>>681559271It's less about lack of accessibility for vidya music and more that Twitch jews copyright strike just about any music they can
>>681559318its a copycat now
>>681559142Yeah, that's what happens when the speedruns become sterile as shit and boring. No one can make jokes, no one can have fun because some thin skinned loser will rile up their simps to cause a bunch of trouble if they upset them.All the soul is gone and there's nothing left because people can't stand up to the terminally online and tell them "this thing isn't for you, fuck off."
>>681559359Don't do it, you comfy baker, we have 450 juicy posts left! 9 whole pages!
I can't imagine this was an interesting run to watch.
>>681559386Oh no, nega-guy.png poster got to him
>>681559151Good.Kill ALL gimmick/ritualniggers
>>681559359DO what?
>>681559271Squidify sounds way cooler desu
Why is the thread so slow when there's such a fun run on?
>>681559365Can you just make the same exact post so you can stop evading my filter?That dude is a shitter btw.
>>681559378Twitch has a second audio stream that you can exclude from VODs, no excuse!
>>681559469he's so cute
why dont they make a movie out of this game?
someone please post the chart
How did these events get invaded by troons?
Rate this run!
Rate this run
>>681559498But anon think of the lost ad revenue
Rate Yakuza
>>681559498gdq staff are retarded, please understand
>>681559538B oring
>>681559551>>681559546>>681559540>>681559538D
>>681559342
>>681559538>>681559540>>681559546>>681559551C
>>681559518freshest one I've got>>681559538>>681559540D didn't watch
>>681559538C
>>681559498Do you expect their tech crew to pull that off?
>>681558595>>681559062he's not though
>>681559540B
>>681559518
>>681559525they went corporate and corporate these days means diversity. that's really all there is to it.
>>681559551T for Trannie
>>681559538>>681559540>>681559546>>681559551Fone and half hours of nothing
>>681559538D it was an run
>>681559525A very severe lack of gatekeeping combined with the big names like Cosmo transitioning
>>681559538D
>>681559538It's a B. Gameplay is meh but good commentary.
>incentive failedbased>>681559538CI just don't like Yakuza runs at all, but Tapioca is fine
>>681559538>>681559546C for Joryu
yeah, more like 5 am
>>681559591>Killing Timeqrd?
>>681559551Z, didnt watch.
>>681559538>>681559540C nothing to write home about
>>681559476No, because there's many of us HEADBANGAAAAAS
>>681559591Fuck off autist.
>>681559591based
>>681559591Is Ninja Gaiden worth watching?
>>681559538>>681559546>>681559540D idn't watch sorry
>>681559525VOLITION - How it always does -- through subtlety.
Shoutouts
>>681559538>>681559540D for I was bored the whole time
Will we ever get another run as good as Dr Fatbody's Sonic 1 in gdq history?
shoutie outie
>>681559693Yes.
>>681559693Cringe choke-kino
SHOUTOUTS
All these damn people out of the woodwork when it's time to rate. Where were your shitposts over the last 90 minutes?
Shout out to the tech team
>>681559762Yakuza is fucking boring
>>681559508*They're
>>681559540C
>>681559540>>681559546>>681559551F
>>681559798Not my problem :)He.
>>681559540>>681559546B
>>681559798No.
>>681559498Yeah but they already do this for their recordings that go to YT. They are just monumental faggots who don't want to put music on their videos that they need to cancel later if they find out they are a bigot. That's really the reason they do that shit now.I used to watch GDQ on YT and let the videos bleed cause I could vibe to the music. They took the music out of their recent uploads and now it's just awkward silence until the announcer says something about a donation.They already do this is what I'm saying, but they just do it for all the wrong fucking reasons.
>>681559762I was talking with my dad about the engine he's pulling out of his car. Has to get the block worked on.
>>681559610The fuck happened during chibi robot?
I hate those ear-flapping fat hat fucks in the front row of every break like you wouldnt believe
>Stream "dies">Comes back>"We've reached the incentive!"They've done this before.
>>681558383Aren't Yakuza speed runs usually shit?
>>681559762Anon is spot on, this is why ratings have always been pointlessThe only valid metric is the amount of ratings, that's how you know if a run has something going on
>>681559762you're obsessed. Take your meds
>>681559838>>681559883Respect their pronouns
>>681559538S. I liked it. Tapioca is based.
>>681559949No. :)he
>>681559896
>>681559378BSG recently had nothing but racing music during intermissions, it was cool.
>>681559949i dont need pronouns when in bed with harutomo
>>681559893A couch commentator broke down crying because Chibi-Robo changed his way of thinking.
>Just in for Ass effectBased, was afraid of missing it
>>681559949you're not fooling anyone
>>681559538>>681559540>>681559546D
>>681559838>>681559979who pissed in this woman's coffee?
>>681559538a, cool vibes
Why did kffc deny his handshake?
>>681560071It's not an edithttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2187128441?t=12h25m40s
>>681559949what a cute boy!
>>681559949my confused boywife is so cute
>>681559982shes as bad as that dude that used to stroke his beard all break
>pain au chocolat and black coffee at 1:44 amWhat are you snacking on, anons?
>>681559762This>absolutely dead thread because yakuza runs suck>FOUR people at the same time trying to attention whore for rates the moment the run ends>flood of people rating something they allegedly were watching the entire time and had zero actual remarks aboutThe cancer of ratings
>sanjanbased
The teeth girl.
would anyone recommend the mass effect series nowadays? i played a little of 1 when it came out on the 360 and have always been kinda interested in the series since but never pulled the trigger on the remaster trilogy
>>681560027
I thought Like a Dragon Gaiden was next?
NERDY VOICE SEXOOOOOOO
FEMALE SPOTTED
>this voice>corvimae on the couchFUCK this run.
ALLSMILES
GUMS
MY WIFE IS BACK
What's wrong with this bitch?
The gums on this woman...
nice teeth
lets go women
I have not paid a single bit of attention this year. Anything good? Any cringe?
>>681559896There's always gotta be some autist at these events desperately trying to attach themselves to a gimmick.
Ohhh this girl. I like this girl.
LET GO WOMEN(MALE)
>lets go women!>
Why did Corvimae get his cheeks bogged?
WIFE WIFE WIFE
BIG TEETHY BITCH
>>6815601901 is the only truly good one. The rest are slop
This pistol doesn't have a thermal clip.
WOMENSEX
>>681560159its 03:47 and im eating dinner, rice with chicken and drinking WATAH
>>681560136and? he still goes by he everywhere but on one GDQ stream
what's Dream doing at GDQ?
>no babe the tyranitar hat stays ON during sex
>>681560272She looks fine, drop it
>>681560229asian. it's a damn shame too.
>>681560252I find Asians so fucking disgusting
LA CREATURA
It's amazing how Bioware made such a popular series with only one game in it actually worth playing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>plasticwave
>>681558894I was right
HOLY FUCK THAT'S A LOT OF GUM
>>681560229Kicked in the head by a horse.>corviemae on the couch>UH WE NEED TO INTRODUCE OURSELVESYou're on the fucking pize team, we know who you are loser. You are the bane to ant couch cause you're fucking annoying.
>>681560190I thought the first game was great but the second one lost me because it went whole hog into typical mid 2000s console sci-fi TPS slop.
ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT ASIAN WOMAN ALERT
better than trannies
>>681560332She seems like good vibes though. Like, the general feel. and stuff.
She really needs to close her mouth
>mods to skip stuffautomatic F
>Game setup didn't take 1k hours and 20 ad breaksAlready lookin like a good run
she's just an ugly woman, stop the bullying. At least is not a transexual freak.
this is 10/10 to all you yellow fever fucks ?????
>>681560324The removed ones are consistently the only ones showing any personality
Give us some Greasy Goblin fun !! Fuck that!
this is visually unpleasant
>>681560403AAAAAAAAAAAAA fucking spoiler that
LOOK AT THEM GUMS GIRLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov5ZEjWS7LM
>>681560403Her teeth are cute
>>681560414>uglyShe's Asian, so it bumps her up to a minimum of 5.
>>681560402she's cool in my book, just plays her video games as a hobby and really really really likes tyranitar
>OOB shitI expected as much.
>>681560442>this is 10/10 to all you yellow fever fucks ?????Compared to the fine American lady sitting in the couch, yes?
>>681560320No he doesnt GDQ damage control. You shouldn't be paying for people's plastic surgery. He's going to look stupid when one of his cheeks pop and then he looks like a stroke patient.
>>681560442autistic gamer girl with slightly boyish looks. the anon's kryptonite.
>>681560403i saw a horse bite an old american indian woman's pinky off when i was young. this was forgotten to me until now
>>681560442do you know where you are? this is weeabo central, of course they're gonna simp for any asian goblin.
>>681560532that's supposed to be a tyranitar? i thought it was decapitated goblin
>sit down and watch speedrun>YEAH WE INSTALLED MODS>YEAH WE HEABILY MODDED THE GAME>ITS NEWGAME PLUS EASIEST DIFFICULTY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I hate this shit SO much! There really are so many fucking godless nights holy fucking shitbeans this is so retarded why is EVERY fucking speedrun like this recently
HOLY FUCK IS THAT A REAL WOMANPOG
>>681558383speedrunning yakuza games>start button>skip button
>speedrun>”Yeah, we installed mods to automate 80% of the game”F
>>681560584who invited [The Butcher]
I don't like the runner
>>681559636Fuck, marry, killgo
>She/Her
>>681560403Imagine her teeth grinding against your cock.
she's like these two combined
who was the best grrl in ass effect?
>explaining the story of a speedrunwhy do they do it?
Hey guys let's stay on-topic and focus on the run please
>>681560783lol
Is she fat too? Her arms looks small
>>681560783LOL
>>681560716Fuck cosmo, Marry AiAi, Kill Myself.
>>681560818
>>681560786I liked the murder milf
>>681560403>>681560403
>>681560818the mask is strugglin to hold it all in
>>681560818>even behind a mask you can still tell it's a dudeLmao
>>681560783this show started my tomboy obsession
>Can we do donations?>It's one from fucking HIMWhat a fucking narcissist
>>681560786Chakwas.
>>681560818What would happen if you squashed his cheeks? Would it be painful?
Despite everything, this is not a femcel.
Reminder.
>>681559982This better be bait, I cant believe someone would have so little selfesteem to defend that autistic hampig >>681560249>>681560150True, Im afraid
>>681560976he's a big girl
>that femsheps faceUnfortunate yet still somehow better than ME3's default femshep
I unironically get triggered by trannies
>>681561020Spoiler that shit
>>681560940When it's for a good cause, you can get away with anything.
>Everyding>Den morden>Dey willHe irks me.
>>681561053I think that's a personal problem.
>>681561005THAT'S GOOD SHIT, BROTHER -HH
>>681560403Damn this bitch could eat an apple through a picket fence.
>>681561005
I forgot how orange and blue this game was.
>>681561112..what does that mean?
>>681560403She's a living, breathing A Wyatt Man comic. Holy fuck.
>>681559762I like watching and I like rating but I'm self aware enough to stop myself from trying to be funny
>>681560818>put a paper bag on their face>"t-they are still cute!"Good argument, gotta paper bag em to make them presentable.No, he's not. The guy needs help for his attention issues. He talks way too much in every couch and can't handle not being in some form of the spotlight. Give him a few more years and he's going to go the way of the dude who now has multiple personalities.You enable mental illness and don't tell them to seek help and push them over the edge into oblivion after they go too deep and then wash your hands of the work after they get too troublesome to deal with. The absolute worst behavior to the people you enable. Do better GDQ - as often you chant at others while you guys sideline drama on Twitter thinking you're better than the other dumpster fires.
>>681561165neigh
I miss my wife
>>681561235good morning saar
fuck me, this bird is like the skinnier and uglier version of one of my real life mates
MY NIGGA GARRUS
>>681561235Please don't make them post the WEBM
>>681560783>mfw they lesbian each other in the proposed reboot until Spinelli gets impregnated by Vince
>>681561235She'd cheat on you for some poo strange.
stop bullying her
>didn't load a cute shepard codewhat's her problem?
Look at that femshep lmao.
>>681561235>my everyone's wife
>>681561331noooooooooooooooooooo
>>681561321she thought that was cute anon....
>>681561298Did they? I didn't read that part other than it hinting at Gretchen and TJ being a thing.And turning Gus into a tranny.
>So, uh, today we're, like, playing, Ass Effect, or something. Huh huh, huh huh
>>681561235>when youre so ugly, you barely pass as a woman, but still have more sex than 50% of the manly population Grim
Has there been an actual biological female at this event so far?
GDQ in 2024
>>681561235>>681561292
>>681561392tomb raider
>>681560818>someone posts picture of corvimae>its gets deletedbut why? it was complimenting them
>>681561392Not a one
>>681561331I WANT A DIVORCE. NOW.
>>681561449transexuals are not video games.
>>681561392There's literally one running right now, blindnon.
>>681561504tell that to the event you are watching right now
>>681561331A normal guy could pull any real woman he wants at one of these things
>ywn have a cute smiley asian software engineer gf to take care of you financially while you play vidya all day and play coop games withwhy FUCKING live, man?
>>681561186It's OK if your jokes fall flat. One beauty of an anonymous board is no one awkwardly stares after
>>681561593>boba and gachathey really make these bitches in a factory
>>68156150490% of the pictures in this thread aren't videogames. there's a literal webm of a tranny softly sexually assaulting a married woman that's posted in every thread and still upi wasnt the anon who posted the deleted pic, buut im super fucking curious how and why certain posts get deleted. we even had charts getting deleted in threads at one point
>>681561507Its the donation reader, isnt it ?
>"oh cool gdq thread I wonder what people think about the run">trannies trannies hornyposts pedo anime postsyeah I'm so glad you guys aren't in charge of anything relevant
>easy mode >new game plus>mods to skip shitAnother Z rating jesus fucking christ.
>>681561587dios mios look at that gum line
>>681561507>doubt.jpg
>>681561587WEOMAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BIG GUMS
>>681561304No, we just had to listen to them donate 200 WHILE on the couch after having to initiate an introduction no one needed of them.This is fucking ridiculous how attention starved this person is. They ruin every event they sit in on and it's getting absurd.
>>681560403nemesis smile>>681561172kek
>>681561651>there's a literal webm of a tranny softly sexually assaulting a married woman that's posted in every threadshe wasn't saying no
>>681558383I love this
>>681561593atleast she's honest about it
Both Sanjan and Mikewave both pronounce their Ts like Ds. There becomes Dere
>>681561392The Tomb Raider runner was cute enough for a br*tish person
>>681561659You seem upset.
>>681561657Nvm, im retarded, just retalised im behind in stream
>>681561651>sexually assaultingAnon please the bitch went for the curry breath forcefully she enjoyed every second of that street shitter
why is there no one in the crowd?
>>681561748ok
can... can she physically not close her lips?
>>681561790the runner is a tranny
>>681561790NO FUN ALLOWED
Shepard
She's smiling! Look at the look on her face!Look at her face! She's got a fucking smile on her face!
>undertale yellow in a few hoursI thought that was a fangame in progress or something
>>681561651>we even had charts getting deleted in threads at one pointThe chart poster is eckposter and gets banned off thread thats why charts get deleted
>>681561659You seem new here But desu, the "LOL trannies" spam gets worse every year
>>681561809Probably feels unnatural.
>>681561392My tomb raiding brit wife
>>681561659What’s there to say? The run sucks. They have mods that get rid of basically the whole game. That, plus casual mode, so enemies are paper, results in a snooze fest.
>>681561659
is she playing on easy or is this class so fucking op it isn't funny?.t sniper/soldierchud
>>681561235
>>681561830At some point you're no longer wiping away germs but dust instead.
>>681561885That's an English rose.
Is the KH/M64 tiddymonster running this year?
>>681561593I'd listen to her sperg about Mass Effect routing while cuddling in her trash filled room and smelling the wafts of BO coming from her.
>>681561392MSF shill showed up before Kungfu's segment. Kungfu was visibly upset.
>>681561885I miss that proper english rose.
I am 33 years old and I am eating a frozen gogurt while watching GDQ
>>681561919
>>681561659It's modded, they clip oob when possible and just abuse glitches and do as little gameplay as possible because it's faster.Wow like every other speedrun. Theres nothing interesting.Glitch based speedruns lose their novelty after you realize a good number of runs is just that and avoiding actually playing the game. Old games were novel because they just broke memory and the game structure to make it not work right. In modern games cases you just find shoddy programming/cut corners so you can just avoid the game.
>>681561919ugh, that is so disgusting.
>>681561912Easy modeNew game plusWeapon dlc
>>681561727>>681561773great, glad we established that, coolanyways, why are 90% of non videogame pictures still up while that one specific picture i originally pointed out was deleted?ps. im only pushing this out of curiosity but also because this easy mode run is garbage to watch so i need something to fill time
>>681561986what is wrong with you people
Yeeeeti here
>>681561987I want to brush her hair
>>681561659yeah the tranny spam does get annoying when there isn't one onsc->pedo animeoh you're just a normalfag/tranny yourself
>>681561965doesnt seem like it
I am going to watch every speedrun documentary on YouTube, and then I will be the supreme guru on all speedruns ready to commentate any run and answer any question.
>>681562043listen all I'm saying is that, what she did, seemed pretty consensual.
>>681562101
>>681562101holy shit lol
>>681562013>tfw turning 33 in 6 days I don't want to keep getting older
>>681561659you need to ascend and get mad just by the thread existing
>>681561659The amount of tranny discussion in these threads is proportional to the amount of them shoved in our faces during the event.
Why do a lot of chinks hold their mouth open like this? I know another chink that does this.
Stay hydrated sisters ! ! !
Would you name your child after a video game character
>esa is kill>gdq is still thrivingWe are in the correct timeline.
in the world? come on
>>681562162I have a haunch that in many cases people here know more info than the youtuber tertiaries that only care when they hear about some drama in the air
Mordin best squadmate in ME2
>>681562013oh hey dad
>>681561846Boy I hope that fangame added the feature where you can hold down a single key to skip text so people don't faceroll on a mechanical keyboard for a full hour and a half.I really enjoy hearing>CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK
>>681562101Damn that actually made me lol. Nice.
>>681562286not on purpose
>>681562325You're thinking of Zaeed
>>681562228if it makes you feel better, Im getting 34 in a month send help
>>681562289I wouldn't care about the ESA scandal if they still had the 24 hour stream
>>681562313>I have a Haunch
>>681561943Cockney rhyming slang for "nose">JESUS CHROIST GUVNA, CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF THAT ENGLISH ROSE
>>681562013>>681562228>31>work as teacher so off for the summer>no wife or family, live alone, watch GDQ autism for the week>no end in sight to my pathetic existence of faltered adulthood
>>681562289Two more weeks.
>>681562228>>681562013Which school of magic did you guys specialize in?
>>681562289>thrivingbro this event used to have literally twice this many viewers
>I KNOW THIS HURTS YOU
Sorry but this is the best squadm8
>>681562441Negromancy.
>>681562219i forgot how bad that was, jesus christ
>>681562383>I wouldn't care about the ESA scandalfill me in? what scandal
>>681562286only if its something normal and I would never tell them about it
>>681562396meant hunch kek
I love the atom vee
>>681562473>tfw saved this 10 years ago
>>681562504rape and stuff man
>>681562454Don't reply to the XIV tranny they are just mad their cringe solo run of unsync'd ARR EX fights didn't get approved for ESA.
LET'S GO WOMAN
>doesnt mention miranda
>>681560226Her pussy smells like wet coffee grounds
Let's go women! Trans rights!
>>681562575Easy there, Spike.
>>681562416>30 in a few months>Trying not to be a wizard, but will accept the powers bestowed upon me
>>681562575Fuck off Spike
>Corv shouting nonsense to the crowd who would cheer for anything>Oh yeah this is happening (While referring to the game.)He is such an insufferable cunt
>>681562575You're one to talk
>>681561965pic rel?
>>681562643neat
>>681562728Yeah, that's the one.
>>681562728where you get this picture of me?
Wow this game looks like shit.
>>681562504prize mommy #metoo'd the event, and everyone took her word for it and bailednext event is now one stream only and shuts down for 6+ hours a day
>>681562504https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vk
>>681562728What's the @, I'm in the mood to coom.
>>681562684>>681562672What the fuck are you spergs talking about. The cringe happened on GDQ. They are the apologists who think starting a timer while wiping your ass means you can speedrun.Unsync EX fights that you have 40 levels on isn't a speedrun nor fun to watch. Your speedrun shit sucks, I'd rather watch the snorefest that is deep dungeon than that trash again.
rate this run
>>681562852>What the fuck are you spergs talking aboutLiteral bot. Look at the post above yours.
>>681562815https://www.speedrun.com/users/97ames
>>681562893It's not over, retard-kun.
>>681562893MODS MODS MODS
>>681562728WHOMST THOU
>>68156201330 here, SGDQ lines up with Australian winter and I always seem to land a cold or flu during. Currently having a couple of days off with a cold watching speedrunning and playing the tombraider remaster but probably heading back in tomorrow :(
>>681562815Her old accounts were deleted, should've saved the pics. Never anything fully nude, but there was a couple of pics that showed off them veiny big tiddies really well.
>>681562805> "I will not be silent anymore. "SO BRAVE
>>681562047I love socially awkward nerdy girls, anon.
why the fuck would you donate after getting laid off
This GDQ is cringe, what's the next small event we can have a thread for?
>>681562852settle down spike
Made it back, crazy they got Wrex on the couch for this.
>>681562903Oh I just ignored it. I'll take my L for not paying attention.
>>681562958>also keeps a handgun in bedmy soulmate.
>>681562852Spike hasn't taken his meds today, anons.
>>681562948Thanks for enabling my neetbux mate
>>681563019see>>681559949
>>681562951did you get to the 4chan mention yet?>>681562981I thought you wouldn't have askedUPCOMING EVENTS>Finnruns July 3rd-7thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/finnruns10/schedule>ASM July 15th-21thhttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTnU3ZF3lixVRMLeIS0CgEXB6BViqJ5v5mVWhw7k840ajEyr9KfW0TnGB4LDk9F5_Dd3EOW3xMjUv2n/pubhtml?gid=0&single=true>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>BSG August 11th-17thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2024/schedule/schedule-1>Final Fantasy Relay IX August 16-19th>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49There will be threads
>>681562958>"Socially awkward nerdy neet girl">Still has regular access to weedBitch is a normalfag that doesn't like to take showers.
>vomits
>>681563075>did you get to the 4chan mention yet?No, stopped reading right there
>>681563019>another deleted post with a pic that was harmlessgoddamnit this will keep happening and no one will tell me why some pics get deleted while others dont
>>681563142KEK
>This is basically a hold W simulationThat's the whole game.
>>681563142lel
>>681563142
>>681562805It's literally nothing
>>681562975Virtue signal that your wellbeing isn't more important than someone else's.That's how a lot of these creatures operate. They would chop off their own limb in an act of heroic sacrifice that makes them feel seen and heard if it means some random child in another country got a free meal. They crave the validation of their self inflicted sacrifices.
>>681563142God it's so empty. It's actually kinda.. depressing?
>>681563142cursed af
>>681563142you could have enhanced the cheeks while you were at it..
>>681563142Undo making this.
>>681563138Don't kill my immersion. It's medicinal.
>weird autistic girl plays bioware gamesyou just know
I always thought the stereotypical nerd voice was a meme but I guess notI feel bad she seems ok
>>681563142actual jumpscare
>turn on gdq>queen of gumsfuck yesdid I miss anything cringekino since the guy cried on chibi robo?
>>681563239The other stuff going on at the venue sounded kinda fun, so its no wonder the halls are empty
What the shit is undertale yellow?
Which runs are you guys looking forward to?
>>681562416Literally me
woah modding the game breaks it???
>>681563306That she's having a good time? I don't see no dog.
>>681563341Yeah, we already know a lot of people are there per the occasional packed hall like for Balatro
>>681562289>gdq>thriving>Ludwig's first attempt at a speedrunning event exceeded GDQ viewership between Twitch and YouTubeYou can't even claim that they're thriving when it comes to grifting for donations, they're struggling to meet donation incentives every other run and bonus games have much lower donation thresholds than they did in even the past 3 years.
>>681563317finna lick the stick
>>681563075I wonder if what was ESA Legends will be turned into it's own thing, assuming that anon was right about Metako and co walking out on ESA, pretty sure that was October or November last year.
>>681563347undertale but in the snow level someone peed everywhere
>>681563347All I know is that it's an Undertale fangame.
>>681563047You're welcome, I didn't start working properly until 27 and look back fondly at being unemployed.
>>681562013I am 32 years old and watching TV with my mom while drinking dark roast coffee.
What's the point of having a schedule if you're going to keep shuffling it you RETARDED PIECES OF SHITIt's the second time I open the stream right when a run I'm waiting for is about to start only to find out it already started HALF AN HOUR AGO
>>681563347Undertale but Sans follows behind you the whole time.
>>681563350nonelooking forward to runs in gdq is wasted effort, it's better to just catch the one or two good runs of the event by sheer luck. there's always some unexpected bullshit that ruins potentially good runs, whether it's the donation reader, couch, or format of the run.
>>681563432Oh..Cool..
>>681563459Tell your mom I said hi
>>681563142what level is it.. bet it has good drops
>>681562013im about to be 34 and just work and play video games. so? i dont give a fuck
>>681563462you tuned in right now specifically to watch a rpg speedrun? what the fuck is your problem??
I don't get it
>boobabanned
>>681563350MGS4
>>681563416that's GDQ's biggest problem i think. there's literally no big names in the event to draw a crowd. i doubt a single person that goes to these events draws more than 1k viewers on twitch themselves.
>>681563462just be here all the time bro
i work in a chemical plant watching reactors and have to lock my phone up before my 38 hour shift. just go out. is my sweet edobean at this event?
this run sucks
anyone notice the runner keeps repeating the exact same thing the guy on the couch says? is this autism?
Anyone else hear that horrible noise interference?
>>681563553im 35, I just play videogames and collect welfare for being a tard
what the FUCK is wrong with her teeth?
>>68156201337, caretaker of mom, am sick to the bones, never could work, neet my whole life
>>681563610edo is having money problems so she cant go to gdq anymore
>>681563557For all its shortcomings I still love Mass Effect 2, what can I say
>>681563610No
>>681563306I'd love to see her search history
>>681562026>>681561897What's the point of runs like this? It's not a showcase of skill because it's on the easiest setting, so dying is impossible. Playing through the game as fast as possible is moot because you have mods that skip as much of the game as possible.What's the difference between this and playing an FPS with god mode and noclip turned on? It's the same sort of thing.
>>681563610No, she's not been at GDQ for longer than she was ever at GDQ.
>>681563649Doesn't she have that pain disease too?
>>681563621Don't use my wife to shitpost
>>681563341I mean they are. A bunch of people are friends and hang out there. Like almost everyone who goes are runners or friends of runners now. They lost their casual viewer base who just wants to watch speedruns and would show up for that and to participate in the audience. And then they fuck off and go elsewhere when they want to go out to eat or not be under the constant watch of GDQ gestapo.The viewing hall is empty cause this shit is boring now. Donos are heavily filtered, they ban anyone in chat, they killed any community that isn't the actual speedrunners and their community since they can't moderate their chat in person.
>>681563649i would literally pay her $2000 to sit on my face for 15 minutes. do you think she will go for that? im not fucking kidding.
>>681563694yeah, fibromyalgia, she shilled it to get rent money
>>681563610>>681563649What would she do if I offered to pay her rent? haha just kidding,.... unless?
>>681563661It's all Star Control 2 porn she gets off to the Orz
>>681562013I am 31 and watching GDQ in a hotel while sipping seltzer water.I'm probably going to kill myself before I turn 35, I don't have much else going on anymore.
>>681563694Fibromyalgia?
>>681563748why doesn't she just move to a cheaper place
>>681563786fucking lol
I could do this run. I love skipping cutscenes
>>681563748>1.8k a month for rentOH NONON HAAHAHAAHAHAA DO AMERIFATS REALLY
>>681563756hey is that cosmo
>>6815637481800 for rent?????
>>681563756
>>681563786uncanny
>>681563748>americans really live like this
>>681563748Go for it bro. Live your dreams
>>681563748Good luckShe had fat tits even when she was skinny
>>681563830yesbut to be fair outside of cities that isn't a hovel rate
>>681563830Yes. Yes we do. I pay that, though I make well enough money to pay for it. Yes it's bullshit, yes it's Jewed beyond compare, but hey. At least I have FREEEEEDOM, right?
>>681563748Suburb/ruralchuds W O N
>monkey looking shepardWHY
I'm paying 1800 a month for my house kek
>>681563842It's becoming more common, especially in cities. A place I used to live at in Atlanta was $1,300 when I first moved in, and it's now $1,700. All for a shitty 1 bedroom.
>>681563416and boi the quality of the run was bad
>>681563251you got minimum effort>>681563315Boo
>>681563748>cecily lopezwait she's mexican?
so the mod that's supposed to remove these cutscenes just pauses them randomly? I don't get it
I love Jennifer Hale.
>>681563983good lord what have you done
>>681563991edobeanbeanerI mean come on
>>681564014if you love her so much why don't you marry her?
>>681564119I don't think you can marry a voice.
>>681563748rent really is this bad in many places, believe it or not folks. i'm lucky and squeezed into a low-income friendly apartment complex. i pay half that much for a 3-bedroom (about 900 sq ft) and so i only have to work a minimum wage job 4 days a week to live and have money to spare
>>681563974The actual speedruns were some of the better ones I've seen in years. Wind Waker was great. People just reacting to the runs with genuine surprise and happiness instead of jaded autism like GDQ made it infinitely more enjoyable.
>>681563983
>>681563748>For those who don't know,...I don't know. What should I know?
>>681564056why would she name herself after "beaner" dumbass
>>681563667I mean... that's kinda why any% in some speedruns are shit. Welcome to why no one really cares about the run.There's no skill to be shown here, it's a glorified glitch showcase while playing in pseudo godmode. It's just a way for people to put as minimal effort as possible into a run and the only objective is to cheese as much as possible. As almost a showcase of "look at how much we can cheat shit" and how they figure out how to cheat stuff I guess.I'm a fan of shows of skill, more so than stuff like this.
>>681564163how long do genuine reactions last
>4 hour JRPG run is coming upI hope it's comfy, the FF ones usually are.
>>681564194I'm not mexican, I don't know how they think
>>681564207Long enough for a 4 hour long WW run
>>681564280>>681564280
I'm not sure GDQ understands what primetime is if this is the shit they are putting in that slot.This is 10 AM shit at best.
>>681564161Is it subsidized housing? You should be paying like double that, or would around herel
>>681564279fair enough
>>681563983I can smell this image
>>681564163Anon, people can't have fun at GDQ. You must be monotone or else the photosenstive viewers will have a secure because too much stuff is going on and they get overstimulated.We have to make sure this presentation is watchable for everyone you bigot.
missionary with the ugly cute autistic software engineer while GDQ plays in the background
>2 dogs>3 nameshuh
>>681564163Were there /v/ threads?
>>681564442fucking lost it at the cheeks
>>681564672for fast50? absolutely, and they held firm
>>681564672yeah >>678210954 there were only about 5 of them
>>681564171The ultimate redemption story
Why does the tranny look so pissed off the whole time? Is it because the runner is an actual woman?
GET THIS FUCKING KROGAN OUTTA HERE
>>681563786>>681563983Needs one with bog, the teeth, and replace the guy with Northernlion
>>681564171>>681564915my oc is doing iron man numbers
>>681565064Did you also do this gem? Seeing both of those live with the threads was an experience
Last for Lea!
>>681564979>>>681565572
>>681565153not my work, no. i really enjoyed the redemption run.
>>681565545Oh yeah? Prove it!
