Now: Middle-earth: Shadow of WarNext: Mirror’s EdgeLater: PowerWash SimulatorStream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681616796
Miggers love!
im from the future, the mirrors edge run is going to be a trainwreck
IM A HEADBANGA
>>681625449tell me, what i /v/ playing meanwhile
Kek wtf is this host
Best runs so far?
>>681625449UPCOMING EVENTS>Finnruns July 3rd-7thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/finnruns10/schedule>ASM July 15th-21thhttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/ESA-Sum24/schedule/schedule-1>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>BSG August 11th-17thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2024/schedule/schedule-1>Final Fantasy Relay IX August 16-19th>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49There will be threads
Shadow of A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY
MIGGED
Migi
>>681624014>spiderman 2000>takeshi's challenge>megaman x1>unrealreally liking this game list
>>681625449God I love SoW so fucking much, put like 300 hours into this game watching uruks beat the shit out of eachother. It is like cocomelon but I'm the baby.
I migged everyone
miggedalso real girls in the front row???
They were once men
why are there so many incentiveswhy are they all so absurdly expensivewhy are they all completely meaningless and shit
TRIGGER WARNING: GAME CONTAINS BLOOD AND GORE
>>681625590backpack battlesthe dev is a furfag but the game is really fun
>>681625449This might be my favorite run of the event>seethe like a bitch over donos>the donation bitch gets BTFO>later he realized the dono was from his wife LOL everyone involved here is a fucking retard. Including his bitch wife who tried donating to her fucking manchild thinking he would appreciate it only to get turned down LMAOOOhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2187128441?t=7h57m8s
>>681625685Imagine the smell of the one on the right.
Is this Assassin's Creed?
>>681625573Go back to your containment brownoid
>>681625606Ninja Gaiden, Killing Time, Kirby Air Ride
why dont they just let the orcs in?
>>681625727Why do we need a warning for that? Are there children watching this shit or what?
>>681625671okay I'll bite, sell the game to mehow much replay value has?
Remember to laugh in the face of ANYONE who uses "they/them" fucking lame ass fence sitters
another chuddy couchZZZ from me>>681625726viewers are down so they increase the URGENCY to meet the INCENTIVES and keep the money flowing
>>681625727TRIGGER WARNING: MY BALLS CONTAIN CUM AND PISS
>Having couch guests who have never even seen the runbruh
>>681625780all the groomed kidz
nervous autist kino incoming
holy shit take 2
transgenders are ruining gaming
I had fun with Shadow of War, sadly I don't think WB knows how to make games anymore
>>681625737>KWAB
>this audio balanceSHOUT OUTS
>Christopher, my son..
*nervous laughter*
>>681625780instead of letting at-risk people vet things themselves, it's better to make it everyone's responsibility. it only makes sense.
whys this guy sitting like that and then looking that way to the monitor, must not be comfrtable at all the fuck
>>681625737>SEETHING OVER DONOS>DONO BITCH GOT BTFO>check clip>"Got time for a quick donation?">"Not right now">"Alright"Am i autistic or are you
>>681625737>CHOKE%>Bonus Incentive: Hate on my wife and friends
Can this dude breathe for a second? Why is he so nervous?
>>681625840Good, burn it to the ground.
>Nervous runner>Couch has no knowledge
>needing a content warning about the game having blood and goreJesus, why even bother showcasing games at this point if people are having fucking problems with that of all things.
>>681625756Why is it always projection?
>>681625816> this... looks fun
Are there any fuckable female runners or audience members?
were done hehe
sow is so bad
>>681625916he's nervous that we'll make webms of him if he fucks up
>>681625918it's already burnt
>he's an architectbased
Why do all trannies either dress extremely slutty or like grandmas? There's literally no in between
When does silly games block start?
>>681625930could be worse
>>681625912You are, that was really uncomfortable lol retardHe later got mad at his friends on the couchhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2187128441?t=8h6m8s
>>681625882chicks with raven hair and green/blue eyes are my one weakness....
>>681626025hsts vs agp
>we're definitely gonna do this mission right, haha? its only five minutes, why wouldn't we do it? RIGHT?!!?!>actually no, we're gonna skip itwhy does every speedrunner do this type of joke, i hate it
man it's always blood and gore where are the games with sexo
>Warning : this game contains blood and gorewhat a joke of a speedrun event, next up they will warn you about potential harsh language next.
>>681625935People don't actually have a problem with it, even their insane chat. The problem is that they have a problem if you speak up against these dumbass banners
>>681625837lol
>>681625449Why would I spend my time watching someone else play video games instead of just playing them myself? Serious question
>>681625876bong tranny that's done this same category 2 times at events this year already (UKSG & Fast50)
this game looks better than video game (2024)
>>681625912You are a literal retard if you can't tell by his face and tone of voice how mad he was when he told the bitch to stfu about donos
>>681626025Because their only interactions with women is their mother or pornography.
>>681626136why are you here
Is this game any good? I wanted to play it back in the day but never got to it.
>Warning : this couch contains trannies
>>681626136They play the game better than you
which one is the they them
>>681626116>speedrun skips the story>still allude to everything by saying shit like>oh we're just gonna bypass this totally innocuous character ;)
>>681626023
>>681626121i eagerly wait for the day when they will ban clapping and just have that hand waving thing
Sisters, this has spiders according to the warnings..Im tapping out for now
>>681626191I’m drinking coffee and I saw this thread. I try not to game before I poop otherwise it buggers up me schedule
>>681626238Im betting its the fat guy
whatwhat do you smell?
*nervous laughter**gasps for air*
>>681626269I genuinely feel bad for people with arachnophobia.
>>681626034in 13 hours
>>681626310
>>681626185Trueeeeee
>>681626232They really don’t tho?
Hura the enforcer says:>TRANS RIGHTS
>>681626286well then watching video games before playing them might be a good idea for people with ibs like you so they dont poop themselves
>>681626345>RubiehartFuck, ruined already.
>>681625912they always do this, hyperbolic dramatization to feel like they haven't wasted their time hatewatching for hours
>>681626345Thanks anon
>>681626345>wrong hole only racelooking forward to two dudes trying to convince their girlfriends to do anal
>>681626435>hatewatchingI seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>681626393Eh fair enough, but I usually spend my pooping time learning Spanish on my phone, making “Spanish class” a euphemism for dropping a deuce. Seems fitting
>>681626415rubiefaggots won>>681626443np
>this game released 7 years ago>looks better than anything that releases nowadays
>>681626345Is the wrong hole only the penis game?
>>681626496
>>681626538powerful teeth for cracking open shellfish
>>681626435I only hatewatch when there are trannies.Last night I was genuinely enjoying that Lufia 2 run.
>>681626562he looks so sad here
kelloggs boo berry: The Palantíirrrr
What's an average occupation of a speedrunner?
>>681626513It's what brings in the tourists now, they were bitching an ESA or two ago that it was just normal dudes running games.
>>681626551its a mini golf game where all of the holes are technically on the same map so if you launch the ball far enough you can land it in a hole from a different round a "wrong hole".
>>681626345>Wrong hole onlyANAL IS ALL I NEED!
>>681626680streamer or neet
>>681626562Me in high school
>>681626538epic troll face.
no time for xplosions?
>>681626680NEET
>>681626703an eevee is fine too
>>681626715STICK IT IN HER POOPER
>>681626025>no trannies on screen>still can’t stop talking about trannies
>>681626703Ah I see.
>>681626680>oh.. im uhh.. in-between jobs, yeah.. you know
You're now reminded when GDQ itself made a public announcement at the end of the event to declare FREE BALESTIN
I hate easy mode speedruns.
>>681626736Wtf, I qualify
>>681626680cashier
>>681626601Brave of them to allow an otter to do so much presenting.
>>681626680Most of them actually have normal jobs because not everyone can be a streamer. I know a few speedrunners who are truck drivers, plumbers, software engineers, etc.
>Well my mate's dead. wtf she didnt save him??
>>681626807>R3DSPADE>They/Them>No trannies
>>681625590My copy of DoDonPachi Dai-Ou-Jou finally arrived so I'm gonna play that.
How come there's no Palestinian runners at this event?
>>681626680A lot just have normal jobs, but the ones you see on shit like GDQ are mostly streamers first and speedrunners second, it's why you get a lot who show off about not knowing their games outside of the speedrun.
>>681626841why? the casual difficulty mode plays little role in the difficulty of the speedrun, most of the time.
Why aren't there any other games with Nemesis systemGenuinely the only good thing about Ubisoft-tier game with Batman combat
>>681626825Wait, GDQ is a political organization?
>>681626136Why go to a concert and hang out with concert goers when you can just make music yourself
>>681626920Ah, another DOJ enjoyer. PS4 or Switch?
>>681626982I like that harder difficulty punishes mistakes harder>>681626993I think it might literally be patented or some gay shit
GAY TRANNIES
>>681626970>the ones you see on shit like GDQ are mostly streamers first and speedrunners secondThis is actually not true. It used to be true back in 2014 when e-celebs with bad times like Trihex were popular, but now it's mostly just nerds at the top of the leaderboard who go to GDQs.
>>681627008Except these guys are all scrubs and musicians need at least a modicum of talent to be concert worthy? Let me guess, you watch professional sports but don’t play a sport
>>681626969The event is held on Israel territory
>>681627085>patentedYeah it is.
>>681627061
>>681625449the only good thing about this game is forming your own evil empire
dis nigga krimp walking
>>681627061I got it on Switch. I do miss the machine that my local arcade used to have though.
>>681627196how can you patent a game mechanic?
TRANS ROIGHTS
>>681627118>now it's mostly just nerds at the top of the leaderboard who go to GDQs.It's only been that for obscure games or runs that they picked specifically to be at the top.All the ones on proper categories have been like 8th place at best.
>>681627287Typically you can't, somehow they got it through though.
>>681626993they actually patented it so no other game studio can ever make this system in a game
>>681627315trans loicenses m8
>it's the shitty dlc that barely soldwow thanks for advertising faggotry
they have around 3 hours to meet the 20k half life incentive lmfao
>donation from MonolithPlease Monolith, blink twice if WB has a gun to your head and won't allow you to make a Blood game.
>>681626825The last day (((anonymous))) donations are going to take a nose dive now.
>>681627353must have paid someone off, cause it sounds ridiculous>we've patented torch puzzles>we've patented jumping>we've patented leveling up
>>681627391You say that like it's not going to get met.
>>681625671I played the first and felt like I got everything I could from this series. Is there any reason to play the sequel?
>>681626435see>>681626082You dumb retarded tranny
>>681627473bet?
>>681627368Patents expire eventually, like the loading screen minigames has expired but by then studios have usually lost interest in doing them.
>>681626253soon
did you know this game contains blood and gore?
>>681627353Warner bros kikery I bet
>>681627287Patenting game mechanics has been going for a while. Some of these include some details of Mega Man Battle Network (I think it was the navi customizer or something about the battle system?), and the other is Namco's loading screen minigames. Just that nowdays most ideas under the sun have been explored, so you need to come up with more esoteric shit to patent, like the nemesis system.
>>681625607I saw a lot of horrible shit in my younger days on /b/ but this image does horrible things to me
>PowerWash Simulator laterSo sick of streamerbait garbage like this
Why did they stop making these Shadow of Nemesis System games?
>>681625564
>>681627695Lord of the Rings stuff stopped being as big a seller, Monolith is stuck doing a Wonder Woman game now.
>>681627163>sportsHell no and not all concerts/festivals I go to have talented musicians. The point of this is that it’s an event/gathering of people with similar interests for fun. GDQ and ESA threads are kind of like little /v/ festivals. Watch and shitpost together about various games being played live. Also, there are occasionally impressive feats to be seen in this event, and it’s fun to watch the fuck ups as well of you know what you’re looking at
>>681627695WB patented the nemesis system so nobody else could use it, the heads of WB gaming snapped and started making only garbage
>ok here's this trick I can do >oh I messed it upThis whole run
>>681626310Sent
>>681627871*nervous laughter*
>>681627695They kinda shit the bed with Shadow of War
>>681627817I hate comic books and comic book writers.
>>681627762take me back... please...
>>681627817Very strange scene in Return of the King, probably for the best the film adaptation left it out.
>summer games done
>>681628046summer games done hurriedly
>Monolith dev>Joined after the game was created>Break our gameWhat's the bet that person is literally customer support or HR and has absolutely nothing to do with games development?
>>681626116Me too. It's convinced me that the NPC meme is real. These people have no original thought just "copy thing." It's the lamest most unfunny shit
>>681627869>the heads of WB gaming snapped and started making only garbageInternal shuffles and power struggles basically put in charge the dude who wants to tank WB gaming because it's not as prestigious as making movies.He keeps getting blocked for shutting it completely but he's achieved a lot of damage.
Galadriel is meant to be like 6'5
>>681628083
>>681628083lelmao
>>681626920>>681627061Did you also get the sweet remix soundtrack?youtube.com/watch?v=Q5gsRX70Jlw
>>681627391>finally a based incentive>normalfags not donatingThanks I hate it
>>681628104100%
>>681625449Troon thread
charge bossgirl go gladrierl
....flail?
>>681628083Please tell me this is satireThese people can't be real
>>681628083Does not surprise me someone who posts in GDQ empathizes with orcish invaders.
wait a minute, this is a lord of the rings game?
>>681626345>Rubiehart I can feel her staring into my soul already. What a waste of a block
>>681628289dlc for a game akshually
>Shadows of Mordor>The Force UnleashedWhat is up with these chuuni shit spinoff games?
Erm uhm erm uhh yeah
Way to bring down the mood with that dogstory
Anyone have a recent chart?
>>681628329what do you mean anon
>he uuuh we uuuh let me move on from that
what the fuck was the meltdown over the dog?
I wonder what Tolkien would say of this game if he saw it
>>681628083How does anyone go through life interfacing with video games this way?
>>681628083this is how you look yeskov.
HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY NAZGUL IMPRESSION >EEEEEEEEEEUEEEEREUE
>>681626680Ask game and shout...
>>681628289from tolkiens feather straight onto your ps3
Our block for the evening. It has a chance of being decent. 'Chance' is a word that does a lot of heavy lifting in that statement, but it has a chance. Kaizo Mario Galaxy I haven't seen before, so that and Half Life are my hopes
>>681628083They WOULD say that.
KWAB
>>681628391something like>that looks fucking cool
>>681628391.>"At least it respects the lore more then Rings of Power."
a dog uhm ... errr... yeah.... uh.... called...... duke.... uh..... errr..... yeah ..... ummmm
>>681628460
>>681628083you fool, you absolute simpleton, there is exactly 0 difference between good things and bad things!
>>681628391He'd probably want to know where Tom was.
>>681628289YesTolkien was a huge asscreed fan
It's time to address the elephant in the room.
>>681628512>360Chrism gimmick runit's godless
>>681628105For me it was the state of youtube comments after the "Morbius" meme, which continues to this day. Every single one is just >When character said thing they don't say, that hit meUsually just lazily reusing the "it's ___ time" without the pun the Morbius meme was making originally.
>>681628512>'Chance' is a word that does a lot of heavy lifting in that statement, but it has a chance.
chart?
>>681628786No, my name is Patrick
>>681628289Sort of.
I kinda wanna watch this but can't support it in good conscience.
I'm bored.
run so boring that the thread is completely dead
>>681629009wtf, r u me?
>>681628172I have no idea what a "hatsuki" or whatever is. I'm not a weeb. But how is a skin a based incentive?
I'M READY
>>681628512>see his>looks like all the potentially good shit is going to be while i'm busy making and eating dinner with family>check schedule>it wasn't in my local time>7:12 PM: Destiny 2 (1:45:00 estimate)THANK YOU JESUS
>Final boss>Game is still giving you tutorial button promptslel
Rate the run
>>681629058Is this game good? I felt like buying it before the sale is over.
>>681629097B
Save us!
>>681629097Fboring as fuck
>>681629058Such a great speedrun>>681629097C good, nothing special
>>681629097C
>>681628384Fuck me. How can someone with no soul also steal souls. Uncanny
>>681629097C minus
>>681629097A
>>681629097D
>>681629097F
>>681629097*nervous laughter* F *nervous laughter*
How much have you guys donated thus far?
>>681629097F for Trigger warnings
>>681629097C-An alright looking game even as a DLC. Mediocre run. Commentary could've been a lot worse.
>>681627695As bonkers and liberty filled as it is, the Shadow of Mordor story did conclude in Shadow of War quite definitively.
>>681629097Solid C.
>>681629097D boring
>>681629097zzz
>>681629120not good game in the traditional sense but a really memorable experience nonethelessworth a buy easily, it's usually dirt cheap too
>>681629206GDQ: 0ESA: I bought drawfag's shirt
>>681629120it is kino but it doesn't work on some modern pcs, pirate it before you buy
>>681629097C+
>>681629097C had cringekino potential but wasted it
>>681629058Short and Sweet.
>we were gonna have Aragorn fight Sauron but we eventually decided it would cheapen the story- Peter Jackson>hold my beer- Shadow of War
STILL ALIVE
>>681627695Probably because the two they made were both dogshit.
>>681628512Name a worse duo than Keiz and Argick. You just know Argick lives paycheck to paycheck by going to these events that he can barely afford just to be told "DO THE COSTUME AND TALK ABOUT IRN BRU." I simultaneously dislike him and feel completely sorry for him
Hang on, how is Sauron taking that elven type form? He lost the ability to take fair form after the Fall of Numenor.
Do you guys rate cocks too?
>>681629206Zero dollars, multiple ad blocking software installed to catch every possible ad.
>>681629097I'm doin' him a C
>>681629330Too bad the series died because Catalyst was soulless.
Why is he an elf twink?Sauron looks like this without his armor
>>681629386this is as canon as is kingdom hearts
>>681629120A masterpiece. Soulful as fuck. And I guess terribly cheap at this point. But what can I say, I'm a hard die fan.
>>681629097C>>681629401Yes
what was sauron's problem
>>681629457wrong sauron is an ethereal femboy. not joking.
>>681628742Yeah that's a good take. We're not alone anon. We're not NPCs
>>681628512Chance is a bold statement. I thought quake would be good too but they fucked it up so I doubt this will be any good
>>681629401We would, but trannies don't show them on stream.
>>681629386You really expect them to respect or even know the lore?
shootouts to all americans
god why can't western devs make good combat systemsthis looks so fucking terrible
>>681629457please dont remind anyone that this exists
>>681629097Pure C
>>681629502Current tax policy
>>681629502didnt have sex for 3 weeks
That looked like interestingly designed boss fight.
>>681629097D for Dord of the rings
>>681629097D for boring and always fucking up tricks
>>681629386Boy you're only scratching the surface of how loose Shadow of War is with LOTR.
>>681629401someone would have to make the sacrifice and post theirs first before we could rate themall the homos here would probably rate any cock posted SSS
>>681629120It's a timeless classic.
This came out in 2008
>>681628391tolkien's son was already given instructions to avoid commercialization or some shit and followed itthe grandson then went companies
Did someone see that dude in that fucking red sun dress??
>>681629502A will to dominate and create order. Nature > nurture
>>681629502Ego the size of Wyoming
>>681629097Uhh, I think, uhh, C
>>681629367Oof that's brutal.
>>681629097C for underestimate.
edging in my mirror
>>681629120Literally unplayable, gave me motion sickness
>>681629401Sure
>>681629502he was an incel
guy looks like a member of isis
>>681629747I saw him in person in the board game room in his balding glory with a frilly Gothic dress. It was horrifying
>>681629386Shadow of War is about respectful to the lore as Rings of Power. Shadow of the War just has better graphics.
>pokemon randomizer nuzlocke
>using punchy in your ad
>>681629871It's just a souls runner.
>>681629120One of the best games ever made, and one of the most beautiful too. It's flawed, but if you consider yourself a gamer you should play it once.If you're on an AMD card you'll have to turn off Physx in the options otherwise it'll run at 5 FPS in certain scenes, you aren't losing too much with it off.
>>681629745went to*
Did they ever run Kid Icarus: Uprising at one of these events?
>>681629913POKEEEEMON!
I have a confession. I... I like videogames, and speedrunning.
Why didn't they record those ads on better mics good lord some of those were crunchy
>>681629747ye
>>681629948>but if you consider yourself a gamerA fate worse than death.
>Super obese guy in white shirt>Literally taking up two seats>Look at dem jelly rollsJesus christ
>>681630008same
>>681629997Man I got completely addicted to Pokérogue last month. FInally they made Pokémon fun.
>>681630018>call me she/herWhat the fuck
Phwoar
>>681629997lol how does this work, do they/ them restart the run?
>>681630008I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
>>681630018He's just missing the clown nose
>>681625627this unit is genetically programmed to love breasts
>>681630054>not been looking between games>look after seeing this post>"no way">he's realholy fuck
>>681630018what with all these chad-lite types trooning out recently?
>>681630054I still don't understand how can someone get so fat. I eat 1500kcal a day and I'm already tapped out.
>>681630012I was thinking the exact same. Just get one person with a good mic to do the whole thing
>>681630131imagine the smell (of he seat)
>>681629871You must live in a very white trash area in the sticks
>>681630054built for KFFC
>>681630186Low test, I'm 5'10 205 pounds. Eat more sissy
MIRROR'S EDGESCREENSHOTS
>>681630018Gender disphoria my ass. It's straight out mental disease.
>>681629367The costume looks dirtier every time I see it, you know he probably doesnt wash that thing
>>681630018maybe he lost a bet or something
>>681629367based, i dont get why people suck argicks dick here, hes fucking annoying
>>681630186Even if you can eat that many calories to stay that fat I personally don't get how you can look at yourself in the mirror and not hate yourself. Like that's such a big fuckup that you'd be forced to get surgery to get rid of all that loose skin.
>>681630314How does this game still look so good
CHINGER CHANDER
naruto if he real
>>681630302I'm taller than you.
>Naruto headband
>no tranniesIs this the run?
>>681630314>>681630372Magic
>ginganinjaSurely it's pronounced Ginger right?
I hate to do this but can we acknowledge that the set up times have been really fucking good this year? The time between games are really small
this is gonna be a good run, believe it!
>>681630180maybe it's a form of peacocking? idk
>Mirrors EdgeYawn. This crap is at every single marathon ever but Super Metroid is the overplayed one, yeah kiss my ass.
And the crowd goes mild
>>681630148no, just the game, and hope that next time Hariyama stays asleep for longer.BTW that run had a pre-selected seed.Aka, it was not really random, he knew where all the items were.
>>681629759>The American people cannot continue to rely on Freikugel
Why is everyone he/him?is this even allowed a gdq?
>>681630373lol
>>681630314>>681630372>>681630426
>>681630465No shit, Mirror's Edge is THE movement game.
look at that schnoz
this is gonna be fucking shit isnt it
Can't believe how many don't remember this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fsu4miYMWo
>WARNING: MOTION SICKNESS
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
>>681630338I don't think he actually washes. His hair looks like it would fry burgers.
>>681630570>telling me I have motion sickness
when speedrunners say "1 frame window" do they ACTUALLY mean like 1 frame. like 1 frame link in SF4/a fighting game?
Bros Twitch is finally casting to the TV again, just in time for Mirror's Edge.
>>681630342Nah, Tones is very open about the fact he just likes wearing dresses. He's not trans either. Just likes wearing dresses *shrug*
is this game running at 30 fps or is the stream slow
WARNING:....... motion sickness
>>681630594>You cannot rest now. Enemies are nearby.
>>681630369Thanks. How I feel about him finally found an outlet
>>681630570how long until >WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS MATURE THEMESif you start getting sick just turn it off, no need to clog the screen with this
>>681630630they usually just mean "its a very tight window". like when you say "it'll be just a second"
>WARNING: MOTION SICKNESS?????????????If the stream starts making me feel sick I'll just close out of it. Does that really need a giant distracting fucking red banner?This obsessive toxic positivity vibe GDQ has now is so tiring
>>681630426>>681630534>>681630314more
New Eden... home.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM MOTION SICKENING SAVE ME /v/ROS
>>681630695i was gonna say because doing actual 1 frame window tricks in a marathon seems unhinged
any quality tranny cringe?
>>681630018You can't tell me he's not taking the piss
>Terry Pratchett wrote the TOSI wouldn't put it against him doing that.
>>681630314
I'd ask twitch chat how to dismiss the warning message, but that's most certainly a life ban
>>681630635are you comfy
>>681630703>distracting?Sounds like you're being overly sensitive.
>>681630540Yeah, and the tech hasn't changed since like 2011.
I like this run, anonbros.
This game inspires me to get off my lazy gamer ass.
>>681630770so? if you get banned they're doing you a favor.
gdq really be putting up warnings for the dumbest shit now
>>681630703>Oh no I signed in for half a second why didn't they warn me
i feel like i'm getting down with the sickness...
Reasons why Mirros Edge runs are always top tier>amazing game>great tricks>Skilled runners since the game doesn't allow for retard clout chasers to get runs in due to the high skill gap>Knowledgeable couch>non sperg community so couch is always full of great banter
>>681630018Definitely an under cover /v/er
>mirror's edge sequelWhatever happened there...
>>681630707I have a few more, standby(I took all of these btw)
>>681630372white male dev magic
why does he wear the headband?
>>681630781Comfymaxxing
CHOKE IT
>>681630906To scare off women
>>681630860>Skilled runners>fucked up the first two major skips>fucked up again as I was typing this
>>681630853Kek/v/ really do be weirdly obsessed like that for some reason
Guy fail every trick??m Bros..,,,
>>681630786Here's that (You) you wanted
>>681630874fixed
>>681630871Without googling I honestly can't remember if this exists
I work at blue but my bitch wife works at yellow
>>681630935neat
>>681630906to protect his virginity from all the cock hungry sluts at the event
The schedule is really fucked up this year, they keep starting runs 10 minutes early so I miss the start.
im going to flirt with my ai gf, so long gay bowsers
>>681630987>>681630874kek
>>681630707And when I said I took all of these there's actually another anon here with 4k screenshots, so nevermind
>>681630630no, very few tricks are THAT hard and you're sure as shit not seeing that on a marathon.
red bar on its own makes the rating go one letter forward
Very based comment, he doesnt consider non white km users as important enough to mention them
>>681630935sgdq is rotting my brain...this looked like a blue skirt and black over the knee socks
CHOKE
>I didn't die because I paused and reloaded my save
>>681630707Last one from me, I want to watch the game
Choke
>>681630630Kick glitch is a legitimate 1 frame window. They have to bind jump to scroll wheel to actually hit it.
>>681631115holy shit i thought the same thing
wheres drtchops to fuck with the weak mirrors edge runners
>>681631115I can see it
>>681630186Weird, your kind usually is obese (spics)
>>681631171this is the same guy from that run years ago and they were both in on it.
>Ah yeah, Mirror's Edge>OOB>OOB>OOB>OOB
A 30 minute OSRS COX run is one thing but what the fuck is this?
>>681631238I feel like this would unironically be cooler glitchless
>>681631237
>>681630630frame perfect is one of the most meaningless words in speedrunning nowadays but i think in this case it is a 1 frame window
>>681631115took me a min but I see it now
>Warning: MOTION SICKNESS
Is this guy hitting ANY skips?
>>681630630>>681631159It's true that it's a one frame window but it's also very easy to do with mousewheel (at 60fps that is, it's a framerate dependent trick). I can say it's easy because I speedran this game for awhile
This is legitimately shit.F run, teetering on Z depending on if I get motion sickness or not from the Red banner warning me that it's a possibility
>>681631318Yeah he is, but it's not obvious unless you've actually played the game
>>681630630Yes. I've tried speedrunning VC before. There's literally a 1 frame Jury Fury dupe that I spent days practicing. I don't think speedrunners like to throw that saying around for no reason.
MIRROR'SEDGE
>>681630372The same thing that made a lot of games from that era like Dead Space 2 and Team Fortress 2 look pretty great. Appealing stylization and use of colors and a small scale/linear structure that allows them to fine tune the lighting to look good specifically for that map.A lot of modern games>are open/large scale to the point where fine-tuning the lighting like that isn't feasible >Shoot for endlessly greater amounts of realism at the cost of everything else
>>681631349trying a little hard
>>681631238It's Any%. How are there still people like you who do this
That was sick!
>>681631067I want to replay this when I get a 4k oled monitor, as soon as the availability stops being shit
>>681629253>>681629283>>681629471>>681629713>>681629791>>681629948ok, you convinced me, installing right now.
I got fucking hard by just jumping off the building and listening to the crunch sound
why do they never run titanfall 2 again
That's why I never win.The nigga just teleports.
>>681631374thanks i'm edging
Guys should I get mirrors edge 2, it's like $5 and I really liked the first one
>>681631528Seek help. Play Tomb Raider 2013
>>681631531I remember thinking that run would be boring as fuck but it ended up being one of the most fun to watch speedruns of all time.Too bad they sacrificed another kino pizza tower run with endless shilling for it.
>>681631576yea
quality run so far
>>681631489I hope you enjoy it anon, genuinely. I don't think it'll mesh with everyone but I at least promise my recommendation was in good faith (xd pun intended).
Has there been audio desynch for runners this whole time?
>>681631694impressive
>>681631268To be honest, there are a lot of segments in mirror's edge that are just waiting or not crazy exciting to play through multiple times. I don't at all mind him going OOB to skip elevators or kick glitching here and there. He's still doing plenty of normal gameplay. >>681631576A lot like Battlefield, DICE didn't seem to fully understand what people liked about the first game. It's not a terrible game but I'd call it forgettable compared to the first.
>>681631665he's gaming
>>681631576Yep.Just don't expect Mirror's Edge: extra chapters. It its own very thing. The flow is totally different.
Mirror's Edge is one of the few games that made me nauseous trying to play it.
>>681631694I'M STILL ALIVE
there should be a category like "true glitchless" that doesn't use any "techically not a glitch :^)" or "an exploit", or any other bullshit like thatI'd probably be to only one who would watch that but anyway
>>681631797WARNING: MOTION SICKNESS
>>681631576I would not really recommend it unless you really want more Mirror's Edge. ME1 is just better and less silly I think.
>first time falling off a skyscraper in this game
This is a good run
>>681631869imagine that in vr
4 white he/hims0 tranniesactual speed run and not a lets playyeah, I'm thinking this is an S
>Faith will never step on you to grab a ledge over your head.why even live.
What village is the runner from?
yeah take a break from the speedrun you are doing
That's perhaps the quietest train honk I've ever heard.
>>681631869*wwwwhhhhuuuuuaaaaooooOOOOOOOOOOHHH**cracking*
>>681631932peoplevillage peopleymca
>>681631913Just as you say that, he pulls out a phone to take a selfie with a soi face
>>681631932Hiroshima.
Trigger warning: Train honk
>>681631932the hidden snad village
>>681631946long runs should get pee breaks
>>681631946you stupid or something
>>681632006it was almost perfect.. Gonna have to do him a D now
>>681631913the best i can give it is an A because of all the out of bounds fuckery but still overall pretty good
>>681631754They also decided bizarrely to make it a reboot instead of a sequel
>>681631932Hidden Sex village
>>681632006yeahhhhh i'm doing him an ZZZ
>>681632028There should be a piss bucket boy
Usually hate lisps, but something about this guy just make it slip by me. Good rund
Sometimes i wonder if the devs meant the players to do all those thingsIt feels like yes
>>681632127A Zenless Zone Zero? 7 more hours
>>681632235my wife
>>681632205KNIGHT JUMPS QUEENBISHOP JUMPS QUEENPAWNS JUMP QUEEN
>>681632235imagine her riding you like that
>>681632225obviously not
>>681632225DICE very rarely seems to intimately understand what players like about their games so I doubt it
>>681632235
>>681630149You jizzed inside a mayonnaise jar?
>>681632225Usually they're unintended but known, but there's no time or will to fix them because gotta ship
why is she called faith though
30 minutes until powerwash kino
>>681632430and shes not even black
this guy is not very good
>>681632430>leap of faithLORE
>>681631402Dude, this fucking screenshot. 2008!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!! Insane regression in graphics over the past 16 years.
>>681632235Strong hands
>>681632235this is her nowfunny that the japanese were complaining at the first game for having an "ugly" female protagonist lol
>>681632507im sure he's doing it for his donations per death!
>>681632572They're both ugly
>>681632523kino
heckin doggos
>>681632430becasue she is:FuckingAisianInnit,ThatsHot
How was Dirge? I fell asleep
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Has fiance>She refers to him as the father of their petsoh no
>>681631913OH NONONO ANON
>>681632676>>681632676>>681632676>>681632676mig
there it is
Instant ZZZ for troon rights
>>681632052What about now?
>>681632678dirgingly boring
good run my ass ahahahaha
>>681632701yeah, thats frimTRANS RIGHTS
and there goes one letter..
trans rights
>Oh and trans rights
>>681632678Bad
>>681632678CrossCode! Lea! Hi!
>blaming the runner for a donation message
>Trans rightsYep, that's it. Literal Z run.
>>681632127>>681632720>>681632916>>681631349totally subtle
>>681633143
>>681632272GANGBANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>681632205Wait for the shake.
