Now: ANIMAL WELLNext: Yellow Taxi Goes VroomLater: Evil ZoneStream:https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule:https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48Previous: >>681854870
First for aggressive vocal fry
>>681858765Run it.
animal WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>681858765Speed runners are cancerous
IM A HEADBANGA
mig
>>681858765In awe of this lad.
So this is the AMAZING 10/10 DUNKEY PUBLISHED game every leftie journalist was sucking off huh?
this indie pixel shit is too detailed for my tastes
>>681858754Worse, it's a puzzle platformer that was shilled incorrectly as a metroidvania when it is not remotely similar to even the most basic ones. The only reason it is remembered is because a youtuber talked about it and there's some shitty ARG nonsense with hidden eggs
>>681858765UPCOMING EVENTS>Finnruns ON NOW July 3rd-7thStream: https://www.twitch.tv/finnrunsSchedule: https://oengus.io/marathon/finnruns10/schedule>ASM July 15th-21sthttps://horaro.org/asm2024/schedule>ESA July 20th-27thhttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>BSG August 11th-17thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2024/schedule/schedule-1>Final Fantasy Relay IX August 16-19th>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49There will be threads
>>681858842JFC
>miggers
*smells your hair and follows you through a hotel*
miggy miggy
>release date: 9 may 2024automatic F once again
Where my cackalacky bros at. I'm getting some cook out, what shake am I getting?
is animal well good? i like pixelshit platformers but i watched one streamer play it and there was this wolf ghost thing that chases you across multiple screens and i HATE HATE HATE things chasing me in a game
>>681858765Is that dunkey
>Dunkey-sponsored speedrun with troonsno
The announcer fucked up the Mario surfing the web joke. You put the emphasis on the "browser" part. So "How does Mario surf the web? A web BOWSER".The way he read the joke, it would have been better setup as "How does Spiderman surf the Internet? A WEB browser". This is how he read it and he fucked it all up
Is this like rain world
25$ donation from /vee/, that says "Keep saying it"
lazy devs didn't even put background music in their game
Im migging!!!
>>681858880I was zoning out during Nickelodeon, what made it so bad???
>>681858905Game?
>>681858939Stop shilling your retarded literal who event retard. No one cares
>>681858887the eggs have jack shit to do with the ARG but keep preaching
SHILL WELL>SHILL WELLSHILL WELL>SHILL WELLSHILL WELL>SHILL WELL
>>681858880>That SMB1 rating distribution
Are there just invisible platforms everywhere? I don't even know what I'm fucking watching, this looks retarded.
>>681858959Think it was 1 dude, could be wrong
>obnoxious troon and AgrickI should've known not to look forward to an indie pixel platformer run
ANIMAL WELL MORE LIKE ANIMAL FELL lol
>>681858919basedfuck shilling
>>681858981Keep saying it.
This is what you've been shilling to me as an amazing game? Fucking retards. Looks like every other pixel puke trash.
Keep saying it
>>681858967hot femboys made /v/ chimp out and question their sexuality
>>681858939wud da fug???
>>681858765mogged
is this another indie metroidvania? SOTN wasn't enough...
I'm very disappointed with what I'm seeing of Animal Well. This doesn't look like anything special like how people were hyping it up.
>nobody know what is a skip because nobody played Animal Well
>>681858923Virginiafag checking in. Peanut butter fudge
>>681858991Hi Billy!
I cannot tell if this game is good or not. Is this a metroidvania but with spooky animals?
I HATE ARG SHIT IN VIDYAIT MAKES YOUR GAME AGE LIKE SHITIT PROMOTES DISCORDFAGGINGAND IT'S OFTEN POINTLESSLY MASTURBATORYFUUUUUCK
>>681858979htol#niq
>>681859097Hey Retard!
This run is extremely Reddit
>>681858930It's a good game, maybe a bit pricey since it's ~10 hours to complete.The ghost is fine. It's a small part of the run and you can easily cheese things to minimise that segment.
>>681858979htoL#NiQ: The Firefly Diary. Great ambient-style soundtrack.
>>681858884looks like shit
I was thinking about getting this game when it was released, but nothing about it really looks that interesting.Nothing against donkey but it really looks quite boring.
this and balatro got a ton of threads on /v/, now I'm just guessing they weren't generous
>>681858874What was his fucking problem?
WELL ANIMALS.
>>681858940based joke delivery enjoyer
I fell asleep during the Twilight Princess run and now I have a mosquito bite on my leg :(
>>681859048Bocchi is what you've been shilling as an amazing anime? Fucking retard. Looks like every other CGDCT tranime.
>>681858765Anime Well more like Animal SMELL
>>681859113Animal Well is shit but your whining makes you sound like a fickle faggot, complain less, use less caps
>>681859208Malaria.
>>681858874>>681859195balls too big
>>681859079i played it, that jump into the chameleon room does skip like an entire level
>>681859208I have two on my ankle.
>>681859208Go to the hospital right now
GAYRIGHTS
>>681859128>Dude what if the only way to 100% my game was to join a hecking Discord! xD
gay rights
I'm covered in ants
>>681858939jphpue is made for facial abuse.
>>681858874based
I swear to god if this game is Super Meat Boy with a mental illness allegory I'm gonna freak.
>>681859247I apologize, I was taking a massive shit.
>>681859182balatro is fun as fuck and well worth the moneyanimal well is not worth $25, but it's a perfectly fine game
>>681858842trogged
looking forward the MGS4 run.
>>681859301>eggs>100%Maybe stop worrying about 100%ing games you'll never play.
>>681859110pretty much. atmosphere is pretty good with the lighting and music. nothing ground breaking but i had fun with it
>>681859339i think it's rain world with a mental illness allegory
>>681859378stop posting this, dream did not transition
Is it really true, bros?
>>681859378what look was he going for?
>>681859386>Erm chud you don't need to do everything in a game it's just there for my hecking youtubers to make eye catching thumbnails!!! We Think MatPat will love this one! xD
Boring. Gonna shower. DON'T rate this run for me.
>>681859441Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
>Speedruns at a speedrun eventwow
uh?
>>681859441That you can buy Animal Well now? It is!!!
Children are dying in gaza and you're saying gay rights?
Why are they saying gay rights now? i thought it was tran rights?
GAY RIGHTS>woo>clap clap
>gay rights??? have they moved on from trans now?
faggot homo assfucking leather wearing std ridden rights!!!
GAY RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!
>>681859486I'm not disagreeing with you but my point was about the eggs being involved in the ARG. Keep preaching and moving the goalpost.
GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS LESBIAN RIGHTS
>>681859560Sorry I got my facts wrong.
>>681859487i'll give it an S for ya
>>681859202Just hate that the announcer apparently can't read and fucked up the guys' dad joke. His literacy is only enough to get him through 2nd grade.
>>681859002He has a piece of equipment that allows him to create a bubble that can be used as a temporary platform.
What about straight rights?
>>681859525i'm too busy killing children in gaza to say gay rights
Trannies are over, it's back to gays
>tfw thought gay rights were just cute girls holding hands>its about dudes fucking each other in the assholy shit thats gay
>>681859434>caring about boomer e-celebs
Dougdoug is live. bye lads
>>681859607Chill out with the bigotry, anon.
>gay rightsThat's incredibly non-inclusive to trans women who are married to men.
>>681858765I'm up next guys, wish me luck!
You just know he's gonna get banned for saying gay rights and not trans rights because gay rights isnt inclusive enough and excludes trans people and he's accused of being a LGB alliance member or some shit
what rights do they want exactly? Is this what they call a "dogwhistle"?
>>681858939best run so far
>>681859607I'm sorry we can't support genocide like you.
>GAY WHITE MALE RIGHTS
Rate this run!
>>681859690yellow taxi sucks
>>681859631Yuri rights!
>>681859756ZZZ
>>681859756C for CEEP SAYING IT
>>681859756F
>>681858880what happened with Zelda I missed the later half of it
>>681859756Fit's an add not a run
>>681859756S
Major flashing light warning anons!
>>681859756Throw an S in there for the guy in the shower
>>681859756C
>>681859631So its better?
>>681859601I get you man.
>>681859756DI literally didn't watch it. All these 2D indie pixel-shit games look the same and there's no way to tell what's going on or make any sense of progression from a viewer's standpoint
>>681859756B-
>>681859631it's about teenage males being choked by the penis of someone's father. the teenager is the manipulator in this scenario
>>681859756C I guess
>no sounds>no music>90% of screen is black or dark blue at all times >uh, donate now yall! hype!!! what were they thinking
>>681859756Zbuy an ad
>>681858939>>681859717did he softlock?
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
I just had a seizure fuck gdq for not having the warning
>>681859756DNW (Did not watch). Game looked too uninteresting.
>>681859756A
>>681859756SDunkey lives rent free in hater minds.
>>681859756C, uninteresting but at least it was short, gay rights btw
>>681859756Z, couldnt give a shit.
>>681859756F for buy an ad
>>681859779Over-estimate and people sperging about Spike.
>>681859756Fpaid advertisement
>>681859756G for gay rights (ZZZZZZZ)
>>681859769no yuri allowed
>>681859756C+. At least it was another short run.
>>681859756Z#sponsored #ad
I made an AI song about migginhttps://voca.ro/1bG2OcM4QCeN
>>681859756S very skillful and short, no accidental deaths either, pretty good.
>>681859836there are sounds and music, it was just turned way down for some reason
>>681859756C for shit couch
>>681859790fuuuccckkkk my eyes!!
>>681859756CFelt like an ad
>>681859756zzzz AD!!!!
>game has discord moderators in credits
>>681859845seems so
>>681859756D from Didn't care
>>681859756Z igger rights!
>>681859756C, okay game, commentary was pretty boring
>>681859756C Didn't watch, was ok as background noise I guess
>>681859756Ci enjoy the game but the run is nothing special, at least it was short
>She/They
>>681859891t.
>>681859756Fkeep saying it
>>681859756K for KEEP SAYING IT
>>681859067journalist hype
wait why is this shitty game still going
Oh yay! MORE Animal Well!
>>681859902Good job anon!
>eggof course it has tranny symbolism
WHY IS THERE MOOOOORE
>>681859902Rate the miggin song.B
>>681859756Tranny who wouldn't shut the fuck up/10.D.
>>681859902Nice
I HATE DUNKEYTHIS IS MY PERSONALITY
>>681858880>halo 3Grim
>>681859756Z for Zay Zights
I see thousands of these games on Steam.
>>681860031the fans of gdq love this game! $10,000 for this run
>>681860038why, because they dilate using eggs?
>>681860087this but unironically
>>681859879The non-run reasons for low voting is a big problem with why I can't trust these ratings worth shit
>>681859502What happened to it? :( >>681859523Should I? :O
So what are the spoilers that reviewers refused to get into? All I'm seeing is just normal platforming
The runner needs a posture check
>>681859756FBuy an ad
>>681859756D
I'm sure glad this game nobody cares about happens to get TWO runs just a few months after coming out. Totally not an ad.
I want to breed the runner
>>681860126"egg" is a tranny grooming term for someone who is closeted trans/in denial about being trans when someone does end up transitioning, that means that their "egg" has been successfully "cracked"
>>681859756C+. Needed more insightful commentary, but the runner did well and no major gaffs.
>>681860152Yeah most of the chart is meaningless for figuring out which runs are actually worth watching the vod for.
>>681860163the animals aren't well
What is this game about?Super Meatboy runs away from the Spelunky ghost?
>>681859756A for Animal
>>681859756>Ffor Fucking ad
>>681860163The player is a tranny
>>681860273What did you like about the run? I don't see the appeal at all. Bad commentary. Game looks boring
>>681860243no they're not, you're just salty
Don't even bother rating this run
>Game released in May>Submissions for GDQ closed in AprilHMMMMMMMMMMMM
Just wanna apologize for the flashing lights
rate this any%!
If your entire run is some incomprehensible trick and you cannot hit it on the first try you get an F I am sorry I do not make the rules.
>>681858126Aye, thanks for delivering Guru-friend
>>681860391ZZZ
>>681860349yeah we need all the help we can get to bury this game
>>681860154no you shouldn't.
>>681860380stop noticing things
>>681860391FFF
>>681860391ZAd run
>>681860391F
>>681860380Don't notice goy
>>681860391Z
>>681860391S for shower
>$10k incentive for a 6 minute runjesus christ, the greed
>>681860391A
>>681860331The game is really fun and has very tight controls, despite him messing up a few times there's some really impressive tech and methods of bypassing various blockades. My first run took me like 8 hours, so seeing it in 14-15minutes is quite impressive.
>>681860391F for fags rights
>>681860391ZI'll keep saying it, buy an ad
Shoutouts to the tech crew, accidentally revealing that the next run is ALREADY READY AND THEY'RE JUST STALLING TIME FOR DONATIONS DURING """SETUP"""
>>681860391D, at least it was over quick
>>681860391Yawn/10
>>681860391zzz
>>681860391S#KeepSayingIt #DoIFitInYet
>>681860380... yeah.Now that you mention it, bet you'd get gulag'd for bringing it up.
>>681860391F for buy a fucking ad
thanks tech crew for that teaser for taxi game
>>681860391FAd
>>681860391D for doctors without borders
>>681860391KThat's right, I'll KEEP SAYING IT
>taxi video gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XT6rdJ4zLU
>>681860497Seriously wtf was that
ppl donate to this shit?
>>681860380stop nooticing
>Starting a new thread without posting a link to it in the old oneWow, thanks for telling me guys
>>681860380There's a secondary submission period for new games, because they realised they'd get more viewers for games that are still somewhat hot from release.
>>681860594No, it's money laundering.
>not playing the superior taxi gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3zDNDKK3hU
>>681860497>anon in charge of determining "Ready" statusyep there's a picture on screen, send it.
>>681860643retard
>>681859902meh, AI songs still suck.
>>681860582Why does Crazy Taxi never show up at speedrun marathons
>>681860643>>681858796
I love watching SGDQ with you retards
>>681860721I just dont know, anon...But it fucking should.
Does anyone else feel Argick has calmed down a bit in the past few events? He's more lowkey. Or have I just gotten used to him?
>>681860721Crazy is an ableist term, you're cancelled
>>681860717https://files.catbox.moe/t73ap6.mp4
>>681860721I've seen it
>>681860643we were trying to lose you faggot>>681860763me too anon, me too
>>681860395no prob, gotta share the RR goodies.
this doritos shilling is out of control
>redboulScottish people everyone
Mike Aruba ?
Drinkake red bull
Was he the superior ad game? He didn't have it run at the event, he just appeared, play my game or die, vanished.
>>681860787how the fuck is this real
>>681860126>>681860235also you're not supposed to call someone an egg before they hatch, if the person does you know they're a groomer
>>681860814Sounds like shit
>>681860841it doesn't even taste goodno idea why it's popularhell it's not even chips since it's made out of corn
What does it mean to infuse a teabag? I'm just letting it soak in the water. Am I retarded
>>681860937>he steeps instead of infuses
Iikodane are you here?
>>681860793He's in America, his supply of Irn Bru is very limited so he's running on fumes.
>>681860937yesyou are supposed to chew on it
Does Animal Well have any allegorical meaning? There looked to be no story.
teafags steaming
>Only the rest of today and tomorrow leftI know it always goes into the early hours, and everyone says this every event but has this event flew by for some people? Especially the midweek. It just feels like it just started.
>>681860937>he doesn’t activate his tea first
>>681861000
This host makes me miss the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
>>681860908Never forget the ads we lost at these marathons.
>>681860937oh no no no
>>681861057I have all the time in the world to watch it and couldn't be assed to even turn it on, so no I don't care.
>>681861051no it's just a game for people who like tight gameplay and collecting shit
>>681860717so far I only found one that kinda-sorta clicked with mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXJRoaiZIwI
>>681861051it's about the time the developer got dumped as a kid, and his ensuing depression, same plot as every other indie game.
>>681861097FUCK THATS WHY I CANT STAND THIS SHITTER
>>681861051it's about overcoming depression
>>681861025>He doesn't pack tea leaves into his lip like dip
Fuck is this toon town looking shit
>race
>>681861051Not reallyThere's some murals that maybe let you piece together that it's about bunnies creating a pocket dimension or something.
>>681861090
>>681861090peak goycattle
>>681860937what the fuck is wrong with you anon??
>it/itsOH MY GOD, IT'S ANOTHER SHOVELCLAWS!
>Super Mario World>Kaizo relay raceHow come I no longer get to see my favorite games speedran at this shit?
Enough with the fucking races.
>softlocked & still finished under estimategdq could NEVER
neither person has entered a run onto the speedrun.com leaderboard. it's another ad
>>681860763i come back to the chons twice a year just for it, for some reason. and nobody outside this thread knows i like it either. its my comfy little thing
How is this like Crazy Taxi at all, I've been fucking lied to
SPEEDRUNOF A 3 MONTH OLDSTREAMER BAITGAMEfuck this so much
>>681860937oh man and i thought I was doing it wrong, I'm so glad i'm not you
>>681860937the infuser is the vessel that holds the leaves while they steepsome people just verbed it
I played the demo for this thing a while back and determined I had seen enough. Kind of crazy how boring it looks as a speedrun.
oh for fuck's sake it's another platformeri thought this will be crazy taxi ripoff or at least a racing game
Wait a sec... This looks fun
>sonic but also it's mario collecting but also you're a taxi cabwhat the fuck kinda crack where they smokin
>>681861291>adWhat are they advertising?
>>681860235>>681860910i find it funny how incels are always experts on tranny culture
>>681861242what do people have against races? It's just two people speed running the same game at the same time.
>2024ah so this is the ad block
>>681860937You're suppose to "fuse" the tea with the bag by melting them together. Trust me, bro.Your directions are probably talking about a tea infuser
>>681861306No one said it was like crazy taxi, it's a collectathon platforming game.
>quirky 3D indie platformerpreemptive Z
>>681861051The usual indie shit unironically>Its about LE depression>Game starts wholesome but has LE DARK TWISTShit you've seen in every other indie game.
>>681861315So basically GDQ is being taken over by inde games that devs that try to find a way to insert thmselves into the event?
>>681861371Are you retarded?
>>681861356cute gril
>>681861315>STREAMER BAITIT'S A GODDAMN VIDEO GAMEFUCK YOU
>lust provoking shorts
>>681861361i bet you're the dev
>>681861289When you want to win, you bet on a Finn.
>>681859902>https://voca.ro/1bG2OcM4QCeN
>>681861361no use of the F-word in the thread please
>>681861361>Boccino the DiggImmigrate.
>>681861302Same I am 36 and usually only go on /vg/ & /m/ now, this is the only thing I come here for.
>>681860937Anon, do not drink that. Throw it out and contact poison control RIGHT AWAY
>>681861356aqua sexthat's it, that's the post
>It/Its>mfw
>>681861403spoil me on le dark twist
>>681861373They are the same thing
This is the shill block isn't it?
>>681861417Game looks like shit
>wake up>just in time for the dog shit indie game """speedruns""" that no one cares about block>go back to bed
>>681861361its a decent 3d platformer desuwhy they are doing a race for this shit when barely any1 has played it idk
>>681861425IT LITERALLY HAS AN OPTION TO PUT THE STREAMERS STUPID EXPRESSION ON TOP OF THE GOD DAMN CARITS PURE 100% STREAMER BAIT
There's been a lot of races this year. The past few years they calmed down on it after overdoing it, now they're back full force.
>>681861426I wish I could be a faggot attracted to guys like this cause they are fucking everywhere
Is this the shill block or what?
This could not be less like Crazy Taxi
this game has such cool movement, sad that the runners and couch is not that entertaining and so quiet
>all these 2024 games being playedIt's all ads to make up for the money and viewership they have been hemorraging.
>>681861375makes screen smalloften isn't close aka one guy gets the lead early then it's ggend up watching one small screen ebin
>>681861390This mother fucking it/its faggot said it was like crazy taxi meets super mario odyssey which in hindsight makes no fucking sense but come on
>>681861438>>681861431being a jaded faggot isn't cool.
they should have a fun games block
>Wacky haha funny CUHRAZY colorful indie game>Four people with a quarter of a personality between themLove this dichotomy. Kafkaesque.
>>681861349 the gameplay looks fun but I definitely agree that the movement looks underwhelming for a speedrun
>>681861408it's just paid ads but yes there's like a dozen of these already and only going to increaseGDQ is just a sterile corporate event, trying to squeeze as much money (just look up how much overhead goes to GDQ) from an ever dwindling audience
>>681861545whats wrong with making a game marketed at streamers? Do you dislike it because its different than what you grew up with when streaming didn't exist?
This gear collection sound is driving me insane.
>>681861593Well he's retarded, hence the pronouns, ignore him.
>>681861502no sweatythis is a fine selection of beloved modern gamestotally organic
>>681861602Based.
>>681861546The few Super Fucking Metroid races that nearly failed to even get to the kill/save animals shit really put them off faces.Also the one where the audience distracted the runners with the stupid Waluigi shit and one of the dudes on the couch told them to go stand in front of a bus.
>>681861492dark twist doko I want to know how animal well ends
>>681860380https://suno.com/song/4d363878-b93f-4594-b41a-07af1284454a
>>681861590so its just "muh small screen" bitching? jesus.
>>681861645because it's a game that's not meant to be played, it's meant to be watched by some cancerous e-celebfuck you
Kinda annoying for a frantic-pace game to literally pause everything for 3 seconds, every time you collect one of those gearseven SMS blue coins don't block you for that long
>>681860717>>681861128The trick is to actually sing it with the proper accent, intonation etc, then use the AI to change the voice itself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MXfHPXjm-ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-gUlLV7Yw
>>681861596always correct
>>681860793He's the most Argick when he's the runner. On the couch he's a bit more subdued, and as host he's generally not too bad. He usually knows when to shut the fuck up.
>>681861502there's nothing quite like a current year game being ran, you know you're about to get an optimized, passionate run
>>681861426those legs are delicious
>>681861731damn that's weird, because I played it.
>>681861574I mean they're driving in a taxi. It could be less like it
>mfw I don't watch runs I don't give a fuck about but still hang out in the threads with the /v/ros and see how right I was not to watch those runs
>>681861702Need to see the video of that bus comment
>>681861645Streamers are the antithesis to gaming.People used to fucking play games, but now they are content just to watch someone else do it, as though the viewers are somehow inferior and the streamer is someone "worthy" of playing it in comparison.It defeats the entire purpose. Games are to be played, not watched.
>>681861731the game is literally meant to be played because you can't watch if if nobody is playing. do you just dislike people who are popular online and call them cancerous out of jealousy?
this GDQ sucks
>>681861602It’s almost… Lynchian
haha these runners are so xDD so randum!!11
>10 year anniversary of the CavemanDCJ and chibi incident>no one is reenacting it at agdqcmon it should be easy to act out
>>681861492>>681861710You're trapped in le animal well and gotta play the game again and collect everything to unlock "the true ending"
>>681861838you should only be allowed to watch games you have played (and finished)
>>681861765and I bet you were even talking to an imaginary audience in your head you faggot
>anti musk propagandacringe
>>681861834google
>>681861735I couldn't watch it.
>>681861871It's clearly Beauregardian
>>681861838>nooo i decide what games are, they have to cater to MEEEEEEworld doesn't revolve around you bub. people like watching games, myself included. Hell, you're watching games be played RIGHT NOW, aren't you?
>game is less than 3 months old >neither runner has pb'ed in a month odds of a WORLD RECORD in the race?
How was KH2?>>681861910no one really thinks its funny
Where are the trannies?
>>681861935In the end, I guess everyone who plays videogames in current_year is a streamer...it's over...
>>681861925This but unironically, and ideally making fun of the streamer nonstop for being bad at the game
I love these thread threads and (You)
>>681861910Chibi was outed as a sex pest so they won't touch on anything about him.
>>681861910I would really prefer if someone would be cosplaying the two of them in the front row.
>>681861910They had him appear, it was awkward because they kept saying it was 10 years of Caveman coming to GDQ as if he's on screen all the time and as if thats what people remember him for.
>>681861923sounds lame for a dark twist
>>681861838True, this is likely how certain games like lethal company seem to come and go where people see their favorite streammer play, try it and then drop when their streammer does.
>>681861602lmoa
I'm bored.
>>681861910They will never acknowledge that it even happened. If you haven't noticed they try to remove every "cringe" thing associated with them as swiftly as possible.
>>681861948He's actually the good guy
>>681861981>no one really thinks its funnyIt was one of the most hilarious moments in SGDQ history. Cope and dilate.
>>681861948I turned it off. What did they say now?
>>681861910caveman is literally next "run" anon theres a chance
>>681861910Not a good thing to celebrate.Despite chibi being annoying, he was asked to sit there and not asked to be quiet before hand.Celebrating it would be celebrating toxicity and being rude
>>681861984They're you, it's your turn now.
>>681862004They're almost over.. just today and tomorrow..
>>681861984You missed them in the Animal Well segment.
>>681861981KH2 was an excellent run. Really interesting tech, great commentary, fun couch, uninvasive announcer
>>681861985you don't even have the decency to refute itfuck off, you're never going to be a big streamer, you'll never have your big breakout
>>681861838you're watching someone play games right now dumbfuck. you probably aren't even playing anything right now.
>>681861984The transmission is inside the taxi, silly.
>only 10 minutes inFeels like 30 desu
>>681862059NTA but Caveman itself really does not want anything to do with it
>I love cummin in heredamn Argick
Who's the bara slut on the right of the couch?
You'd think a race would make something twice as exciting but it actually makes it half as fun
another shit game shit run
>>681861910the S in ESA stands for soul
When's my man CavemanDCJ playing?
>>681862136He's Scottish, it's to be expected.
>>681862019Theres also "The animals are.. DEAD and their GHOSTS are helping you" but that one was obvious.
>>681862167more like European Sexual Assault
>>681862185when this run ends
>>681862101>>681862004
>>681861984Behind you
>>681862225she was asking for it tho
>>681862116we're supposed to be watching the best in the world at games we've all played not some streamer who plays random crap as a vehicle for their oh so wacky personality or an excuse to look slutty
>>681861910>10 yearsTime is slipping away and I can do nothing to stop it
>>681862157Yeah people only care about races when its two top speedrunners doing something like wr pace metroid or something
>>681862043>I'm boreHave you tried playing games?
>>681862157
>>681862167gigakek, holy moley
>>681862185next runbut it's a showcase of a ps1 fighting game from 99
>>681861742AI covers are fun to make.https://files.catbox.moe/iynqn3.mp3>mess with making my own model months ago>all the english rise kujikawa uses PS2 version and has PS2 quality so they all sound a bit ass>made this in like 2--3 hours
>dev donationgod damnit i hate this shit
>dev donationwho would've thought :)seems a little transactional!
When did based become a R*ddit word
>>681862286You can sleep less and play more. Stay up one hour later and you get 365 hours back every year.
>BasedPERMA BANNED
based
>baseduh oh he's using nazi terminologytime to ban him
>>681862390Thanks for advertising my game to 50k people for free, heres 20 bux!
Buy an ad retards
>>681862390>>681862409Gotta maximize the shilling somehow
Merely a coincidence
>>681862159>Killer7151 cuts off over 2 minutes in the week before gdq so they cant mysteriously WR in the racebased
>>681862285you played every game you ever watched at this event? don't be stupid. Who cares if they're the best or not? Nobody is forcing you to watch this event or any streamer you dislike. you dont get to decide what other people do or enjoy. it seems you're just bitter about the community in your hobby moving forward and being more inclusive.
>>681862414years ago
>>681862447???
>>68186244050k-1I turned that shit off. it was like an anti-ad
>>681862414>>681862419>>681862431>>681862428It's not our word anymore, xisters...
>>681862541It's over for 4chan
>>681861948>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE THE MULTIBILLIONAIRE ALONEmusk thanks you for your service
We should go back to epic
>>681862356I remember getting a bootleg ("backup") of the Japanese version from an Angelfire page back in the day, and not being able to make sense of it. Didn't even realize Eretzvaju = Evil Zone until I saw a screenshot. Excited to finally see it played in a way that makes sense.
Yawl do yellow taxis really go vroom tho?
somebody should remind them "based" is white supremacist dog whistlemaybe adl
>>681862440>heres 20 buxThat's just the number they tell you about
>streamer bait indie game gets a proper audio balance so you can hear the music>classic speedruns get fucking nothingi hate the tech crew
>>681862541Everything gets claimed over time, Reddit thinks it came up with Rickrolling.
Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom is 20% off right now. And your demo progress will transfer over when you decide to buy!
>>681862641its ebonics
>>681862541Why dont they allow Pepe yet? Didn't they "reclaim Pepe from the nazis" too?
>>681858894Sucks, gonna miss ESA because of work
>>681862641-_-
>Twitch talking about pineapple pizza because they're boredkek
>>681862690they do allow the frog, just not at frame fatalas
decksisters... no...
>>681862606people only hate him now because of twitternot because he's retardedit's cringe if you are hating him for the wrong reasons
the other guy is getting his ass beat
>>681862786shit poem hirs mom should feel bad
>>681862803Humiliation ritual
This Is very untaxilike movement
>>681862786goddamn that's sad unless she's ESL
Looking at Metako's recent submission on Oengus is pretty sad, though at least BSG is a thing.
>>681862796nyu
>>681862541zased
>>681862541None of these niggas have ever listened to any of the ART made by the Based God, I doubt they even know who he is.I've unironically listened to 05 Fuck Em multiple times, I've earned the right to say based.
>>681862869>146 hour speedrun
>>>681862904>>>681862904>>>681862904GOGOGO
I HATE RACESI HATE RACESI HATE RACESI HATE RACESI HATE RACES
>>681862972>page 1kill yourself
>>681862972nigger we're at page 1...
>>681862309HELL yeah I knew she was based.
>>681862869What does it mean? I thought he wasn't coming to ESA
>>681862953He's done that kind of shit before, every single FF mainline run back to back.
>>681862972Why
>>681862995>>681862997We're past the bump limit nigga
>>681862541a troon using the word based, this is nothing new
>>681862972>no subjectISHYGDDT
>>681862796i've hated him long before twitter because he's a faggot that has a novel's worth of failed promises. typical shitwipe businessman
>>681862972>no subjectone fucking job
>>681863021Red is rejected, you're not colorblind are you?
>>681862869>Any% vs. BSGHaha.
>>681863068bump limit doesnt matter, we are at least 30 minutes away from pruning you retardo.
>Be dev>Get your game on GDQ>Your game gets shilled for an hour and half>Playtesting done live>Game is potentially given a speedrunning community>Any% runners revese engineer every single bit of your code to get frame perfect optimizations essentially doing your job for free>You can donate during stream for extra shilling of your socials
this game looks fun
>>681862786how is that a poem
>>681862972Janny, smack this bitch promptly.
>>681862972>No Subject>No link to previous threadHow retarded are you?
>>681863148True, hopefully it's replayablity isn't terrible.
>>681863068Dumbass newfags don't need to make threads for this.
>>681862116Joke's on you shitfuck, I'm so bored of GDQ that I'm playing vidya right now.
its 3am, you're drunk, she's ready.Do you?
Too much ludonarrative dissonance in this game
Gonna keep using this thread in defiance until its low enough
>>681863260>There are 4 of these gamesWhat the fuck
>>681863263Do I what? Walk out of the room and masturbate to furry porn instead? Yes.
>>681863263Probably
>>681863263My standards may be low, but obesity is my biggest downturn
>>681863021They block all of his (and few other runner's) runs because they thought they would say something (while live) about the drama ESA's been going though over the last month. Apparently they even removed some runs from twitch & yoube which is why I wanted to hit up Iikodane
>>681863260thats not a game
>>681863143No, you make a deal that they play your game if you donate during the run
>>681863263no way imagine the stench
>>681863263I'm always ready to kill myself
>>681862541Based was always normalfag nigger speak, it's just a great word and /v/ taking credit of it is silly
>>681863263>she's readyfor what? another hamburger?
>>681863263
>>681863370Didn't they do that with Lovare and Nash too? They just logged in one day to find themselves kicked from the discord and gone from staff and thats why they weren't ther last ESA.
>>681863370Metako was gone months ago before the current drama.>Apparently they even removed some runs from twitch & yoube which is why I wanted to hit upIikodaneThat would explain why I couldn't find some runs on their Youtube channel anymore.
Kamen Rider was really cool. Ejoyed it a lot. Thanks, anon
>>681862786>mom sends you proof she's still alive>my steam deck is more importantdoesn't deserve her. give me the mom
>>681862309Isabelle didn't wear this
>>681863503Something like that, it seems to be their way of trying to do damage control.
Jaklub needs to get Vividlope on GDQ somehow.
>>681863595based and good son pilled
>>681862935tybg
>>681863640game is too based for this tranny fest freak show
>>681863503>>681863503>They just logged in one day to find themselves kicked from the discord and gone from staff and thats why they weren't ther last ESAprobablyThe restreamer mentioned that happening to him in his pastebin>>681863517>That would explain why I couldn't find some runs on their Youtube channel anymore.do you remember any specific runs/runners? there needs to be a list so that they can be recovered
Buy an ad
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>681862541>lilb the BASED godit literally never was. /v/ aped it from rappers and then normalfags aped it from /v/
Please just end this. You don’t have to subject people to this
>>681863864Must've gotten stung by a bee.
>>681863864a cute girl of course
This dude looks like an evil jester mask
>>681863640Never played it but it looks fun and is cheap right now.Shill me it.
Ugly people should not be allowed on camera.
>>681862796Most people don't know/remember the fake 420 buyout tweet, bailing out his cousin's bankrupt company for billions, or the decade of false promises including FSD that owners from 10 years ago at this point paid real money for and was never delivered as promised.To be fair, as an outsider it's hard to understand that everything Elon does/says is complete bullshit. It's hard to do math and realize that despite massive growth in valuations for the companies he runs, historically all that growth has come from capital raises at ever higher valuations that could never recoup that same capital investment without a further finance round at yet higher valuations - in other words, a ponzi. It's not immediately obvious that TSLA was dumped on S&P 500 bagholders at such an absurd valuation that even 3+ years later despite massive inflation they're underwater by 30-50% effectively costing 1% of the retirement fund of every person in america to unknowingly own a company that makes zero profit and has revenue comparable to auto companies valued 10x less.
>>681863828>do you remember any specific runs/runners? there needs to be a list so that they can be recoveredI was looking for a few FF ones that seemed missing, especially that FFXIV one, though it was still on the Twitch channel for stream 2 last I looked.
>>681863517ESA is purging a ton of what they're calling bad actors right now including metako and nashlax and lordmaus and others. Burying any evidence they existed and removing runs and videos.
>>681863908Honestly these AD skits aren't that bad.
You're definitely lakitu, anons.
What the actual fuck is going on with this creature lmao
>>681863982I'm fine with unfortunately ugly people. Cosmetic surgery ugly freaks me out.
>I don't know if I want to be the blobtoo late lel
>>681864104>>681863918
>dunkey figure on tableAnimal Well run confired #ad
"Nobody wants to be Dunkey."
>>681864050Metako went by himself a good while ago, I think back in March or something, which lines up with when the site got changed to not have a visible team section listing people and what job they did.I'm 100% sure that was to cover up him leaving, both from people who like him but also because having your head of fundraising fuck off is a really, really bad look.
>>681864108This Botox looks awful and deserves to be made fun of
>>681863979A very game about painting tiles that has different mechanics per level that keeps the gameplay fresh. Gets really difficult around level 4 and onwards but is generally very fun to continue replaying. Also has a level editor and potentially modding capabilites since it's made with gamemaker.
>>681863823buy an ad.
>>681864050Are you fucking kidding? Who's behind this one? What the fuck is wrong with Metako? He's a fucking teacher.
theres no words that describes how sad this is
Holy shit, all of those empty seats in the back.
>>681859195Different species.Kind of like why segregation was a good idea after all.
>>681864418this, why would they rent so many seats?
Isn't that the cheater wife?
>"It's like a hitbox"Whenever I hear "like this" whatever it's like usually better.
>>681864601What?
Deku shield looks cool actually
These ads take way too much time.
>>681864338>Andy & LeyleyReminder that a MtF beat his FtM wife to death with a baseball bat here. They were obsessed with that zoomer shit.
>>681864339he dared to say no to Edenal. So did a lot of volunteers. You don't say no to the retard in charge.
>>681864646I'm sorry if my ESL typing confused you. What I'm saying is that if a product says that it's like something else whatever it's trying to imitate is likely better.
>That huge slab of unshaped wood that looks nothing like the deku shield
>>681864601he should've just said it's a leverless controller. saying hitbox compares it to the actual hitbox product
>>681864731Oh and the mother of the FtM watched it all happen through the living room window.Truly, paragons of mental health.
christ it is empty in there ain't it..
>>681864839This
>>681864692feels the same for SGDQ this year- at AX tomorrow, even for picrel it'll be hard to out-cringe out this event
>>681864339>He's a fucking teacher.He was one, he left his job to move to Sweden to do ESA more and then got screwed over in some way nobody's really sure of, so he's walked on it all and moved back to the UK.He's been at other marathons though and he's going to be at BSG so he's still about and still running.
>>681864823It's just a rectangle kek. Should be more triangular.
>>681864823The symbol is also in wrong orientation to top it off
time for a new thread, we're page 9
>>681865127Don't forget the subject this time.
i cant take this shit anymoreconstant screaming about trans rights and shilling corporate fucking products in absolute cunty obnoxious nerd accents while im trying to watch a FUCKING DWARF FORTRESS VIDEO I CANT CONCENTRATE FOR 5 FUCKING SECONDS BECAUSE OF THESE RETARDSTHIS ISNT FUCKING FUN ANYMORE IT HASNT BEEN FUN IN FUCKING YEARS THATS IT IM DONE I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMOREFUCK TRANS PEOPLE HOW LONG UNTIL THERES A GOD DAMN MASS SHOOTER AT ONE OF THESE FUCKING EVENTS ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME RIGHT?
>>681865127>>681862904the new thread's already 260 posts in
>>681865190>retard faggot loser fuckface faggot doesn't put "sgdq" so you can quickly search for the threadhate.
>>681865189You forgot to append "gay and trans rights" to the end of your post.
>>681865190>no subjectI couldn't even find it
>>681862112I don't to refute it because it's inherently retarded, claiming anyone who likes a videogame is a streamer kek.
>>681865283"gamesdonequick" should be your filter.
im in tears y'all
>>681865410the threads without a subject are always slower meaning most people look for "sgdq"
>>681865530>Self like
>>681865561just type "quick" into the search you'll get at most like 1-3 other threads and you'll hit stupid OPs who forget the subject.
>>681860093why? best of the run, and no one thought it would happenhalo 2 and 3, the best of the event
>>681865530>Gets all aid stolen by Hamas
i missed everything up until now, what did I miss? Whats the current lore.
>>681866490shut the fuck up
