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fuck wrestling
Cave tranny
dogshit OP
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>>681862904I'm up next guys, wish me luck!
some games are marketed to streamers and their audience now. nothing wrong with that.
Migginhttps://voca.ro/1bG2OcM4QCeN
Is Mario tonight?
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Im migging!!
>not even linking to previousshiiiiit bread.
>miggers
Miggers could be here
>>681862904don't open
>>681862904You are fucking retarded
>>681862904>no later>no subject>made instantly at 500 postsfucking awful thread
shit threadlast thread >>681858765
>>681862904this OP is extremely low quality.
Just tuned in, who winning and by how much?
>>681863184Post massacre
I think this game looks pretty fun
>>681863230France won on penalties
>>681863184I have achieved nothing in my life since this happened
>No backlink>No later>No subject>Made while on page 1You are a fucking failure.
>>681863173You may not like it but this is what peak gamer girl looks like
>>681863184whoa did he flip him off?
>>681863279I know. Why do you think I JUST tuned in?Fucking misstiano Penaldo can't do anything right.
>>681862615>PS1 "Backup"my nigga
Migging from /sp/this shit event can't be worse than footy
>>681863184Huh now that I think about it I've seen the immediate aftermath of this. Anyone actually confront or yelling at him?
>>681863372Damn this shit takes me back to my broke college boy days, playing shit on my hacked wii and ps2 with freemcboot (or doing the swap trick for ps1 games)Good times
thank me later 438113
>>681863434Today was a fucking disaster
based page 1 thread poster making all the wannabe janny pussies seethe
Rate the race!
>>681863434>this shit event can't be worse than footy
TAKE ME BACK NOW
>>681863434faggot
>>681863538F
>>681863538Fdogshit ad game
I'm robbed of a true Super Mario World run.
>>681863476*never seen
>>681863538Z
>>681863538B for Brrroom
>>681863538Just a CNothing special but not bad
>>681863434lollmao even
>>681863538B
>>681863538C
>>681863434Same mate. Two fucking slurpers, at least the Germany game had some last minute excitement
>>681863434It's Ronaldover...
>>681863538SI've actually played it and this was super cool.Glad the screen to watch wasn't the one with Argick on it though.
>>681863538D
>>681863538F for buy an ad
>>681863538Giving it a C for not so Crazy Taxi. Its an alright run. Commentary could've been a bit better.
>>681863372HOLY SHIT WHERE DID YOU FIND MY BINDERNah wait you can actually read it, no way that's mine
bug catcher huh
Its finally over...>>681863538F
>>681863538BInoffensive and fairly quick but kinda dumb game i wasn't very interested in
>>681863538FAd block
>>681863549is that kung poo? shes aged pretty well, if so
Why is the time different from the game?
IM A HEADBANGA
>>681863538Ffor France won.
HEY GUIZ did you know its on sale?!>another box ticked
>>681863538Z its pure shit
OOH it's on sale, i think i'll buy a copy right now!
>>681863760wtf, they advertise that shit even tho the chat is moderated so hard? fucking awful
getting super shame vibes from that shirt
>>681863538f
>>681863670>being a „south european nigger“ fan Bitch pls
>>681863538BGame looked pretty fun.
These are the ugliest three people on the planet
>>681863538Watched the Euro cup instead. I rate that match ZZZ
>>681863538BIt's an ad but I could feel the vibe reguardless
i feel like you people just rate everything A/S or F/Z. this wasn't that great, but calling it F really dilutes the pool when the dogshit and just "kinda boring" runs are ranked the same
Cringe
bog finally snapped
My wife is so cute.
Put Sent on
THIS NIGGA GOT GIANT ASS CHEEKS
>AI slop poster
FREAKFUCKING FREAAAAAAAAAAAAAKBOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
oh hey it's been a while!
>>681863913>you peoplelike a nigger?
this dude got botox in his cheeks?
Do this people live near a radioactive zone why they look so strange?
i thought flygon officially quit the GDQ prize team to lead the frame fatales prize team? has she realized already that leaving the big event for one with a 20th of the viewership was stupid?
>>681863913buy an ad faggot
>>681863940your wife has cute cheeks
Frozen Flygon guy should start posting, she rarely appears on main GDQ now
why are the seats so empty there? isn't it prime time right now in the USA?
>Hey, its ya boi here, Cheeks.
Why won’t Mr. Game and Shart just accept the fact that he’s bald?
>friday >only 1.1mThose anonymous donors are going to really need to put in work tonight and tomorrow
>>681863882flygon's face is nothing special but she's got a nice fit body. lots of nice tummy pics out there
I really don't give a shit what people do with their bodies but why do these gamer types at least try with their appearances if they're gonna swap to a female
>>681864017i guess its implants
Wait a sex niggers donate to these freaks?
I have an ant infestation and I've started eating them sometimes
>>681864019The US goverment unironically detonated several Nuclear bombs in the united states to test them
why is there a squirrel on the couch ?
NO SHOUT, THAT'S CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!
>>681863490same man, spindles of CDs / DVDs getting traded back and forth, worn out lasers everywhere
Does anyone have that picture with all the oldboys? It has all of them on it.
>>681864048>wait until it's inbetween runs when everyone goes to the bathroom>"heh looks like this event is pretty dead i'm so smart"
>>681863913it's just faggot mad about "ad" games. it was an alright run nothing special but not bad C to B at best.
KEEP
This is what happens when you don’t bully theatre kids enough
>I don't think I wanna be the blob from animal wellBITCH YOU WOULD LOOK INFINITELY BETTER
>The blobFitting name
KEEP SAYING IT
I have some to a startling realization. I'm bored.
what's worse, having your hair thin out like mr fat and loud or just having your hairline receed into nothingness
>>681863913ratings should be binary tbfThen you have a percentage of posts who considered it a positive experience and post who didn't.
>waaa waaa trannies waaaa >Streamer/couch commentator is ugly ewwwwwAre you people this insufferable all the time? Or just on here? Incredible snowflake behavior on display here, I'm reminded of cliquey high school girls
>>681864049>F average>for a completely inoffensive runWhat the fuck is wrong with you all
>>681864049new row soon hyyyyyyyyype
>>681864091CHAT IF EVERYONE WATCHING DONATES 5 DOLLARSTHEN WE STILL WONT EVEN BE CLOSE TO 2 MIL LMAOOO
I have come to a startling realization. I am an unironic transphobe.
>>681864041>she rarely appears on main GDQ nowshe's had at least one run, been on multiple couches, signed up for multiple announcer slots, and is now doing prize segments again
>>681864049>the only green run of the last 10 hours was a 5 minute mario runYeah, I'm calling godless
>>681864049Can we get rid of some of the F the run wasn't that bad
>>681864236I've been eating ants
is this middle creature a "he", "she", "it" or something else?
It's Luigi and Luigi!
>>681863913First time on /v/?>I liked it - SSS>I disliked it - ZZZThats how it is.
>>681864236i'm sorry to hear you regret your transition
>>681863903Who won?
>>681863348No.https://youtu.be/f3LscDQwEhg
>>681864237>ad>inoffensive
>>681864237we're in a recession, anyone trying to sell me something is literally hitler
>>681864120They kinda look like fallout characters from a experimental vault where only freaks with weird proportions play video games really fast.
>>681864258youre afraid of troons?
>>681864272Buy an ad. I don't make the rules.
why is this bitches face so redis she just heavily sunburned or is that some kinda illness?
>>681864258Keep up the good work!
>>681864223yeah i kind of agree with this. should just get ride of the letter grades and do "worth watching" and "not worth watching", that's all people care about anyway
>>681864237buy an ad
>>681863368Idk playing france to a draw all on his own aint half bad for a 40 year old
>>681864326shes drunk
>Seething on cooldown because the shitty race got a low ratingThis is retribution for We Love Katamari
>>681864223Instead of letter grading it should just be:>It was good>It was okay>It was bad
>looks like a squirrel>sandy CHEEKS>says "y'all"What's his endgame?
I can't look at her any more, knowing the disgusting things she's done.
Luigi > Mario
I looked away for a like 10-20 minutes, what the fuck is this fat fucking creatura on my TV?
>>681864326she's white and probably scrubbed her face too hard because she's self conscious about her acne.
>>681864236>NO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE STREAM YOU HAVE TO ERP AND SPAM POSITIVITY ONLYok fag
>>681864113>i guess its implantsimplants for whatis she(?) trying to cosplay Robert Z'Dar?
frozenflygone looks like she stared into a nuclear reactor
>kid from Clarence if he real
is there a pic of this person before the cheek implants?
DR. MARIO'S NUTS
>>681864236you will never be a woman. nobody thinks of you as a woman. your own family members laugh about your "transition" behind your back.
>>681864293
>>681864049Thank you for still doing this despite the madness or it getting deleted.
>>681864397>keeps talking about dyingI mean at least he has a sense of humor
>>681864441you know damn well it has a penis
>>681864306France on penalties
this is a horrible prize team. lovare was so much better. why do men have to ruin everything?
>>681864425looks like mr. shout
>>681864425That's mean. Frozenflygon isn't that fat
>>681864236DIVORCE DONE QUICKI LIKE THAT LAYOFF
>>681863538Fbuy an ad
>>681864310nigga this whole event is an ad for a charity that trafficks immigrants into europe, if ads offend you then how do you even watch this shit
>>681864441It has to be botched facial feminization surgery. the tranny probably went to some shithole 3rd world country to get it done
whenever jhobzsentand game and shout show up on screen I get a little happier
>>681864508>penalties
>>681864017>>681864113lmfaoWhat social media does to a nigga>>681864236I see your attempt at deflection and raise you a "fuck off, cunt".
>ChartFag made the rating right away for yellow taxiseems kinda weird how fast he does it when it's a game he doesn't like
>>681864485last of us was comfy, suck my nuts
>>681864049I think thats the first time I've seen a trainwreck/cringekino legend, is it the first? Cause I think its been needed for a while in order to explain weird votes. It usually explains the big Z and SSS splits.
>sir oh nonono
>>681864326horny from all the cocks in her near vicinity
>>681864326her indian dom cranks up her vibrator when she goes on cam
>>681864459Shit kind of spiraled out of control from there.
>>681863984stop trying to mess with face blind autists
>>681864570Buy an ad faggot
Why isnt there any weed based prizes? if i was running this shit i would include some
Hey, this ain't fudge!
>>681864278based environment saver
>>681864307thank you based loremaster
I want to breed Siglemic
this looks like actual shit
>that bulge
>$100 donation for a chance to win a piece of bark
>>681864485>Comfy is just a codeword for boring
>>681864237>>681864272Sorry we didn't like your run.
>>681864314kek
>>681864326rosacea is a bitch
>>681864629DUUDE WEEED LMAOOOOOO
>>681863913I've only given out a single S
>>681864017botox is the paralyzing shit they use to remove wrinkles. you're thinking of fillers or implants.
>>681864432>she's whitethat's problematic
WHERE ARE THE GAAAAMEEEEESSS!!!?!?!?!?
>>681864546Is this true? I need to go donate now
>>681864643such a cute fuckable twinkjerked off to him a couple of times
i'm just going to say iti actually like shout on the prize segments. he's a bad announcer who ruined some runs in the past, but i think he's entertaining enough as jr. prize goblin
>>681864630>>681864645>a child wearing THIS solved a bunch of shit across an entire kingdomembarrassing
>>681864586I've had a trainwreck and I've had a cringekino but I rarely ever used them since they were usually one-or-two per event and the rating split usually showed it.This GDQ I felt there's been a lot of trainwreck/cringekino runs to warrant actually using it.
>>681864049GODLESS NIGHT TIME?
I remember back when runs were tagged 'ad' because the devs were literally running ads of their game in the stream. Like that Monkey Ball thing this event.Now we're going to get genuine unironic ad runs and people will think "oh it's just an indie game, can ignore that complaint".
>>681864703
Would like to see a donor incentive war between gay rights and trans rights for the lulz
This dude gives off tard vibes
>>681864720when he's not screaming I like listening to him
>>681864625>Buy an ad faggotCHARTFAG IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY
The runs are an FThe hosts are an FThe prizes are an FThe event is an FThe threads are an FYOU ARE AN F
This has been a truly awful day of runs.
>>681864645deku shield is not square wtf
>>681864778>YOU ARE AN FI already know that
>>681864783it's literal wood as well, the fucking guy couldn't just cut it to shape to at least LOOK like the one in the game?
>>681864236yes
Friendly reminder to rate the next run an F since it's not a speedrunIt's a joke, don't worry
Man, that's a great question.Why don't we try it and hope for the best.
Rate the chart Z
>Rip and tearGame and shout fucks
JUST SHILL THE FUCKING PRIZES, SHINJI
>>681864862SSS
>>681864049We've had some shit nights but looks like this one is the godless night
Is kungfufruitcup at this event? Haven't seen her yet.
Imagine being the dude's surgeon who did that to his cheeksImagine being his friends and family who have to be like "no, getting those cheek implants was totally the right call, you look normal!"
>>681864827it is a "beautiful piece", not WOOD
>>681864779Mario was a solid effort
>>681864485>Comfy is just a codeword for boringHalf correct. People just use it on retarded runs that are actually just boring in the middle of the night.Comfy used to be more of a thing in old GDQs when you had 6+ hour runs. Everything else is pretty correct though.
>>681864862C+does its job
Lufia II was comfy
>>681864862ZZZ
>>681864898Those are implants? Holy shit
>>681864485>the poor anons who didn't take the week off! what if they missed a good run??? we have to protect them and make sure they can be entertained later!holy fuck this argument is tired. if they missed the event, fuck 'em, pretty much only worth watching live with the threads anyway
>>681864897
>>681864719Imagine how tight and shy he still is
>>681864965
oh shit i just realized caveman is up nex
>>681864947Sure but I could watch runs like that RPGLBGDQ should have shorter high action kino runs
>>681864898yes it's very inspiring
>>681864862B
>>681864049i respect that he even includes blatant shitpost ratings
>Old OOT Any%I sleep. Why are they creatively bankrupt?
>>681865048No shit? He has to.
I legit do not have the attention span to watch a run that goes for longer than a hour
>>681864965>>681865002like a fine wine, she has only gotten better with age
>>681864862S trainwreck cringekino nsfw
>they're going to dono milk until they get that fucking bonus game whatever it takesit's gonna be a long night
>>681864862z
>>681864643>>681864719post pics
>>681864862Cwatching the highly rated runs isn't actually fun
>>681865089There's a reason most runs are shorter than that.
>>681865089I dont even have the attention span to fini
>>681865091she would be a cool gamer mom, she needs to not dye her hair though
>>681865135ha gay
Is it anyone's job at GDQ to properly schedule the runs or do they just randomly throw them together? Because the placement of some of these runs like a 3 hour Pokemon run in the middle of the day yesterday has been baffling.
>>681865091seggs. so much sweaty hot seegs
>>681864965I have missed her then.
>>681865048if he cherry picked some rating as "trolls" then people would just accuse him of skewing things. really what he needs to do is only count votes made within like 3 minutes of the rate posts going up. that way retards can't just samefag votes endlessly to try and move the average
>>681864862C every high rate is full of white males
>>681864570I actually didn't pay attention to that run at all since I was busy doing other things. There were a lot of anons posting about how it was suspiciously let in for being a recently released game, so I marked it as an ad to note the bias for the ratings.
>>681864049>tranimal wellReally? Grow up.
I only tune in to see how ugly and autistic the runner is
The only moments the crowd felt alive was 5 minutes of mario and when a dog was on stage.
>>681865089i have the opposite conditionrun under an hour is not worth watching
LET'S GO JUSTIN
>>681864954There's no way they're natural
Guys, please, let's wait for at least page 8 this time.
>>681865181pokemon gets people as aids as it is for us, what's baffling is when they did a remote block during prime time
>>681865289NO
>>681864049What does "foid" mean?
>>681865286thats all angle, that picture is from a couple of months ago and this chipmunk bastard has been looking puffy for years
that was me :3
>>681864049How do you make these charts?
>>681865109dannyb is on par with zfg as far as OOT goes.
>Ocarina is a bonus game
>>681865209Please don't be retarded.
>>681865348foid...: yucky girlgirl!: cute girl
i cant take this shit anymoreconstant screaming about trans rights and shilling corporate fucking products in absolute cunty obnoxious nerd accents while im trying to watch a FUCKING DWARF FORTRESS VIDEOI CANT CONCENTRATE FOR 5 FUCKING SECONDS BECAUSE OF THESE RETARDSTHIS ISNT FUCKING FUN ANYMORE IT HASNT BEEN FUN IN FUCKING YEARS THATS IT IM DONE I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMOREFUCK TRANS PEOPLE HOW LONG UNTIL THERES A GOD DAMN MASS SHOOTER AT ONE OF THESE FUCKING EVENTS ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME RIGHT?
Have this guy narrate the rest of the event.
>>681864862BMatches my taste pretty well, but visually there's a clear sacrifice of objective information for the sake of aesthetics.
sneedrunning
>>681865286>"I survived college without becoming a liberal" t-shirtdid he though?
>>681865181They have a game committee/gestapo that supposedly filter the schedule but they get more retarded every year.
>WE GOT A WEE BIT OF A SCOT ON THE MIC
>>681865413this, what a lovely accent, I bet he sucks dick real good.
is this next run going to be kino?
>>681865286Hey it's /pol/!!
>>681864954they have to be, didn't look like this in years past and weight loss (not that there way any) wouldn't result in that kind of look
>>681865395it was still an ad
>>681865156I guess most people (inadvertently) rate the experience, and that includes being in the thread at the time, like that "Killing Time" run.
>>681865348I think it means female but ugly?
>>681863538FBuy an ad
>>681865450I hope so, I'm fucking tired
>>681865407You're meant to mute the intermissions and non-game segments.
>Freedom of Speech by Norman RockwellI like Argick
>>681865450>runits the finals for some gay fighting game tournament. it will be shit
>>681865461Define the word.
>>681865091JESUS CHRIST DOES ANYONE LITERALLY ANYONE AT THIS EVENT TAKE 20 FUCKING MINUTES TO JOG A W E E K
God damn start the fucking run already
>>681865407I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORESAYING EVERYTHING I'VE SAID BEFORE
>No SRMwhat's that?
>>681865407what's wrong big boy?can't handle some doritos and redbull?
>>681865553the only category that mattersZFG is king no matter what anyone says
>>681865519for real? that fucking sucks ass>>681865505me too, gonna go to sleep after this shit
>>681865407why don't you mute the stream while you're watching another video based retard
>>681865553No Semen Retention or Mewing
>>681865553SRM is Stale Reference Manipulation - a glitch in OOT that is so powerful that it is always faster to use it and often (but not always) boring.
What is "The Checkpoint"?
>>681865521the devs paid gdq to let it into the run. could also just be the devs are tight with speedrunners.
>>681865407why are you watching a dwarf fortress video instead of playing dwarf fortress?
>>681865450no, they'll never play kino
>>681865086i dont think hes being forced at gunpoint lol
>>681865450totescaveman is kino incarnate
>>681865523Runnerguy used to do daily social runs every morning but he doesn't really show up anymore unless the event is close to him.
pineapple on pizza is the most milquetoast banter, fake controversy, artificial conversation maker. it has zero fucking substance, it's insane that it's so popular. I've been asked the question twice IRL and I did everything I could to get the fuck away from that conversation
>>681865407>t.TBCR
>>681865553It's the glitch that killed oot speedrunning
What I don't understand is, they filled all seats with the dog run, so people are clearly there but they're not watching any of the runs in personSo what the fuck are they doing at the hotel? Why aren't they watching the fucking runs? Are all these nerds literally just there to have orgies in their hotel rooms? Again think about this. They're at this event, they've traveled to be there and they're not sitting there watching any of it.
>>681865553"no stale reference manipulation" i believe. just means they can't do some glitch that lets them finish the game in 2 seconds. if i remember right, it's still a boring run though, they go to dodongo's cavern and wrong warp to the end
That host is already pissing me off
>>681862904I couldn't find the thread retard
>>681865638He's running at ESA though
>>681865659is a hotdog a sandwich tho
>>681865470How?
i'd really prefer if they'd hurry the fuck up
>tune in>Host: Argick>tune outBetter luck next time, yeah?
>>681865462doesn't help that sometimes the runners rather transparently get their friends to jump on vee and spam S:es
>>681865553use special characters on name entry and start the game with every item.
>>681865583this is any% no srm, ZFG isn't WR holder in it
>>681865659It's a NPC test. People want to talk about something controversial but every discussion of topics that actually matter are discomforting and banned.
Reminder that Caveman looked like a twink one GDQ and then disappeared for a few years and got like 100lbs fatter
>go to hotel room>watch the stream on twitch
>>681865659>he wouldn't put pineapple on pizza
>>681865723yeah
>>681865553I'm not sure what it means, but they did a SRM run of Majora's Mask a few years ago, and it was basically>get into the astronomy tower>read and manipulate the matrix>"win the game" by warping to the end creditsreally fucking bland. just skips 100% of the game
>>681864645Resined and the retard who made it doesn't understand that you can use matte varnish to make the bark look not like plastic.
>>681865523exercise is unamerican
>>681865723hotdogs sound good for lunch, you in? it's my treat(see how I avoid it at all cost)
>>681865553you grab a rock (but not really), glitch the camera, do some walking, drop the rock (that you never picked up), and based on where you moved, you suddenly have any item you want in the game or you are teleported wherever you feel like, like halfway through the ending credits
>>681865637i do kinda feel like that was a once in a lifetime moment, caveman needs a chibi for kino to happen. caveman by himself is not kino, chibi is like robin to his batman
>>681865202They accuse him of skewing things anyways, especially that one guy who freaks out when the rating isnt to his specification.
>>681865450evil zone is a very goofy 1 button fighting game but I imagine the runners are going to talk over all the fun bits
>>681865348abbreviative for "femoid"
>>681865586>>681865515they shout it during games too, especially if theres some troon running it
The state of that crowd
>>681865824Yeah, and the accusations are baseless because he only collects the infoIf he was actually cherry-picking they'd be right
the SOTN run was good, i have high hopes guys!!
where game?
>>681865786It's just money laundering. No need to read to much into it.
I thought Caveman trooned out?
THERE HE ISOUR FUCKING GUY
>we got a packed crowd here
>>681865761The longer you stay at GDQ the more fat you becomeAdef will be a balloon in 2 years time tops
Caveman's looking good these days
>>681865553Stale Reference Manipulation, basically writing code in the game while not quite being arbitrary code execution.That aside, this should be the newer route that cut a decent bit of time off the existing record.
He's so scrumptious
"a packed crowd"
THE LEGEND IS ON
holy shit when he said cavemandcj I had a pavlovian response
CAVEMAN DESTRANSITIONED?
Do the trannies have breaks so they can dilate?
>>681865932Agreed. he looks better than he did 10 years ago
>>681865906that was someone who stole the tag I thought he dropped the tag and was banned from GDQ
>>681865659it's just "quirky" small talk. boomers talk about the whether, millenials talk about pineapple on pizza, zoomers talk about gender identity
I'm kind of surprised he didn't get barred from the public eye for that chibi event even though it was not his fault
was the trooning bullshit??
>>681864562I told you. ZZZ match
>the winner of the tournament gets to beat chibi to death
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
Caveman should tell the dude on the right that he would really prefer if he'd be quiet. Then that dude should inexplicably stand up and start doing jumping jacks
>>681865773i think he does and got publicly ruined for it once
lol Caveman is already visibly upset by this retard interrupting him
>>681865523disgusting flabby dough body isn't resolved by cardio. I never do cardio, I get out of breath from a flight of stairs and I don't look like these mutants because I have MUSCLE MASS and I'm NOT FAT. they are fat and the guys lack muscle except maybe for the nigger.the woman is a special case though. she's fat and walled obviously but on top of that I suspect she may have high blood pressure. I feel like she should be pale white and instead she is pink like a pig. seems like a circulation issue OR maybe she is sun burnt.
why did people say he trooned out?
>>681865895sorry goy gotta beg for more donations so you get to see something you could search from youtube in ten seconds
>>681865638
Look who came out of their cave!
>>681865992yes, you were fooled by cheap bait
>>681865992Yes, he's been hosting tournaments at GDQ for a while
>fighting gameThese are for brown peopleSkip
>>681865931Feels like there are better Twinks there than Adef, just Adefs on camera most. He gets around a lot too.
>>681865961speedrunning is healing...
>>681866034You fell for basic shitposts.
>>681865906>>681865992>he fell for it
>>681866004QRD smelly bro?
>>681865972>10 years agoHoly fuck that was 10 years ago
>Damn I miss that autist with his jumping jacks>Can't stop thinking about evil pigs in videogames>I wish I were playing shitty platformers right now>They still know me for that run, don't they? >Chibi would probably forgive me for being rude to him...
Imagine if during the final match, Chibi just busts down the door and challenges Caveman to a matchGDQ would never let something that kino happen
I can't believe Caveman is WOKE now
fellas, is this the godless night?
>>681866034Cause /v/ believes anything and its funny to make shit up.
wtf is that creature
>>681866123kek
>>681865682Are you fucking stupid? There is other shit to do at the event anon. They have arcades and other events, it's basically an convention at this point.
I just threw up in my math a little bit.
The crowd looks so empty
would
Fag vs Pedo Who will win
>the average gdq attendee
>>681866125>chibi and cavemanDCJ are the faces of GDQ
>>681866062>>681866092that makes me happy to know
What the fuck
Yes, that's called neutral you braindead fucks
>>681865991that was still on the tail end of the "old days". if the same thing happened today, caveman would absolutely be painted as the bad guy and twitter/twitch chat would be dogpiling on him for being rude
Left dude is 100% wearing a butt plug rn
>>681866147it's the godless week
>>681866123He's lost all passion
Where the hell are these people in the daylight?I live in an extremely gay city and I still don't see this
>>681866039Runnerguy being as based as always
>>681865961>>681865906>>681865992>he believed /v/
>>681865605GDQ is legally obligated to list their sponsors. They do this pretty readily since you know, it's an ad, listing them is sort of the point.The only reason they might not be willing to list them is if they weren't paid enough; the only reason they might be willing to break the law is if they were paid enough. The two conditions do not overlap. It's unreasonable to assume they have more sponsors than listed.The game isn't run by any GDQ staff, and it's a new game so hasn't had enough time to get any other sort of magic influence. So that point seems unlikely too.Of course there are always other options. Maybe GDQ (correctly) suspected they'd get a dev donation if they ran the game and that factored into their decision to include it? But at this point you're getting far enough away from the definition of 'ad' and it's now including things like "we included this run because we think the runner's mother will donate during his run", which would force you to claim the event is sponsored by that guy's mother.
>>681866195oh shit it's the avatarfag
>Tranny pokemon character bagOf course
what an obnoxious looking fellow
>>681866195FAGGOTRY ON A WHOLE NEW LEVELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>681866195looks like a customized tekken character
>>681865992>>681866062>>681865761He suffered a worse fate, twink death.
>>681866065The crypt of the necromancer twink was very cute
Did Protoman's husband get banned from GDQ too?
*glass shatters*
>>681866125He should just walk on stage shirtless like the ghost of marvel
I hope the normal guy in a matrix trenchcoat wins.
>>681866034he changed his name on twitter so somebody took his handle and made it look like he transitioned as a joke
BOOBA
>>681866195typical pokemon speedrun fan and ritual poster
>>681865682It's usually also run to basically all the TVs in the hotel so people can catch it anywhere.
You've been doing your neck stretches, right? You don't have gamer neck?
>NO TIMERARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>players arent mic'd upman gdq staff are such wussies
>>681866190Theres a bigger chance that happens than cosmo detransitioning and siglemic dropping his diapers
Speedrunning???????
>using the best two characters in the gamewhat is this lame tryhard shit, Z tier
This is the game? No thanks lol
>1h of thisyeah nah, ZZZ from me
Caveman has been trying really hard the past few years to make his reputation "The tournament host guy" at GDQ, but no matter what, the stain can't be wiped off. We all know how we actually know him.
>>681866207AAAAAAAAAAAA
Speedruns?
chibi = narutocaveman = sasuke
Why would you play any character but the best one?
>>681866163These things are mostly social events for runners and people surrounding them.When I went to ESA there was a fuckton of stuff to do that wasn't even anything to do with gaming, there were all kinds of outings and stuff to go on too.
I thought they were going to speedrun games why are they playing some kusoge?
>>681866320its a tournament finals, not a race
>>681865761>>681866253You can't be a twink and have a mustache
How have you been enjoying SGDQ 2024 so far? For me it's been bad, not awful but bad. Just not that much entertainment this time around.
>>681866214playing old fucking fighting games no one's heard of in their parents' house, obviously
>>681866034Literally anytime someone posted those threads the first replies would immediately be saying the OP is a retard and that he didn't transitionStop falling for shitposts
>boomer who looks like he stopped by on the way home from his accounting job>vs>pink haired gay zoomer with any/all pronounsPLACE YOUR BETS
We underground EVO now
>boot up GDQ>end up with bootleg Tampa Never Sleeps insteadWhat the FUCK did they mean by this?
>>681866320and 1 hour estimate..
>>681866341This is why fighting games are shit. Why would you use anything but the top tier
>>681866195This guy dilates for sure
Alymra with the kino Sith coat entrance
lgbt event
>Caveman isn't even on commentarySo confirmed, he's butthurt about Tomba 2 a decade later and is afraid he might get put in another cringe compilation
Are they seriously holding a fighting game tourney? I thought this was a speedrunning event.
wow nice tits, for that polygon count.
If you haven't watched the cutscenes from this game you owe it to yourself to do so
>>681866356>i would really appreciate if you would sign up for my evil zone tournament
if i wanted to watch a fighting game tournament id watch a fucking fighting game tournament
>90s animepure soul
>>681866438no way, dude has a huge cock for sure
>>681866393I have pretty much slept/worked through everything I would have realistically wanted to watchprimetime hours have been garbage
>>681866450He was on the couch for SOTN last night.
>>681866393They're just whatever for me now. I get more enjoyment from the threads.
>>681866428>>681866320How can you truly predict how long a fighting game finals bracket will take?Is this single elim or double elim, for that matter
>>681865721Oh shit I didn't know that>>681866039That's pretty impressive. I should've specified with my reply that he would do social runs AT the event.
wtf is is dogshit game? i'm out see ya when mario is on
>>681866372were you there on one of the rock-climbing years? amazing stuff, fullest few days of my year (sadly)
I feel like this might have a couple webm opportunities but I really feel like playing some games... any other webm anons present?
>>681866039His joints are going to be so fucked
>>681866393It definitely feels less HOYYYPPP than SGDQ 2023. That event had a strong start but kind of went to shit at the end. 2022 we had the sunshine runner. This SGDQ just feels unmemorable and bland.
if you donated then you support faggotry
>1 hour of casuals playing a fighting game nobody has even heard about
>>681866463No DEI back in the day
why does the pink haired thing look so serious, it’s just a funny fighting game tournament
any/all posture vs. he/him posture
>>681866504I was at ESA during the rock climbing days, but I was involved in other stuff so I didn't go climbing with boys
what the fuck is this? it's just people playing afighting game there's not even a timer
>>681866393Too many troons
I don't recall ever watching a fighting game tourney where you had to stare at the players' side profiles the entire match
>>681866456Nah, we EVO nowWhen are we getting Third Strike and Mahvel at GDQ?
>>681866450no he's in the tournament and it about to be playing. kinda suspect for the organizer to participate and then make it to the finals tho
>>681866504I was, yeah, I went with a bunch of FPS runners, shit was awesome.
Fascinated by Alymra's facial mannerisms
How do we manufacture the Chibi Caveman reunion?
up next: guy in crowd plays Street Fighter 6 ranked matches for 00:35:00.
>>681866195>Pokemon runnerof course
>>681866450>a decade later
Fightingfags are insane people.
>not a speedruninstant Z
boomer bros... it's over for us
Dude on the left looks like he tries to be a femboy behind the scenes and dude on the right looks like the guy that would be calling him his discord kitten
Wait Alymra lost his point? Who's who
>>681863434nothing is worse than poverty kick
>>681866597imagine the low tier scrambles at a gdq third strike finalsdon't think too many third strike players attend these things
wait, why did they change the estimate from 2 hours 45 minutes to 3 hours and 5 minutes? is that allowed now?
>>681866393This is one of the most mediocre in recent memory.Not awful but also not fun either. Even the worst GDQs you could laugh at how shit some run is. This one has just been full of boring nothing runs with a couple standouts..
>>681866608You can do it when Chibi isn't obsessed with getting publicly shamed in Japan.
>>681866039Holy fuck 40 a month is enough for me, 100 is insane
>>681866598its the loser's semifinals though
>>681866608a masked stranger enters his tournament and after winning it without a single loss, challenges caveman to a 5 grand money matchthe mask comes off.
>>681866623Hey that's me.
>>681866674Shout out to tech crew!
>>681866450The opposite actually, he's appearing on screen more and more
ARE THEY PLAYINGA FUCKINGFIGHTING GAMEWHAT IS THIS FUCKING GABRAGE
>>681866687a couple extra dungeon incentives were met
>>681866687so weird
Speedrunning?
>>681866687it was always 3:10, chud
>not KOF XIII or MvCshit, I want to see some real spectacle
I'm enjoying this
How autistic do you have to be to train at getting good at a game like this? Like this is a whole step above those people that grind out darkstalkers on fightcade every day
>bryonatowasn't that the dude in the really short shorts showing his legs off that one event?
did anyone meet him yesterday at the bar?
>ko from a raw superare they even good at this?
The points are counting losses? What the fuck?
>>681866687extra dungeon incentive was met mid-runhowever, at the very end they bumped it up from 3:05 to 3:10 for seemingly no reason except that the run looked like it was going to go over
was the twilight princess run good?
>>681866803all of the players literally started playing a few days ago
fgt supporters
i hate bryonato so much it’s unreal, why must he insert himself into everything
>>681866516that's just a 5k everyday I used to do that in highschool
>>681866687>>6818667873:25:00 isn't even that long. stop complaining.
>>681866758I feel like this is retribution for all those whining about "le obligatory rhythm game time" in every major speedrun eventwhich is doubly funny as there's a dead arcade rhythm game in a few hours from now
>>681866870eh.
>>681866803If my experience at ESA is of any indication, it's just someone sets up Evil Zone and gets people play it, and then makes a tournament. None of these players have really "labbed" the game so to say, just playing it at these events
>>681866858nobody is "competitive" with respect to this game, it's a meme game they play behind closed doors at GDQ events as a fun party event. for some reason decided to put it on stage this year
Just tuned in, where is caveman?
>>681866870awoono
whats the current lore? I missed the everything up until now
>>681866870i liked it because i actually like the game. most people here were crying about it nonstop though
>>681866870>randomizer>coopno
In case you're unaware of the appeal of this meme game
>>681866930He's fighting the winner of the tournament
>>681866859I think they're just retarded and the left fag is Kakurine and the right retard is Keiya.
>>681866898I want them all outNo fighting gamesNo puzzle gamesNo rhythm gamesNo racing games (except Mario 64 that one is based)
>>681866501Ah sorry, misunderstood>>681866516> His joints are going to be so fuckedI mean he has been running a lot since forever, his body is well conditioned.100 miles per month is impressive especially with such consistency, but not nuts for experienced runners as running between 5 and 10 miles 5-6 times per week is pretty common even amongst older amateur athletes
a donation means you're okay with and support faggotry
>>681866721probably just tech crew being dumb, they're clearly said they're finishing the tournament here. why would they randomly show loser's semifinals on stream and then nothing else
To the baker, don't forget to put sgdq in the subject.
>>681866952boing!!!
>>681866952Look at all that sovl
>>681866687Don't worry about it. Everyone is always under estimate
>>681866930
>>681866978keep crying your tears are delicious
>>681866894do it now
>>681866952
>>681866870>twilight princess run>goodc'mon now. only good TP run i've ever seen was that meme low% run at ESA where they had the leave the game on overnight for a glitch
>>681866721>>681866979In fighting game tournaments it's usually listed on screen what part of the finals is currently playing. So, during loser semis, it says loser semis.Might be a bit confusing if you expect this to work the way GDQ usually works, though.
>>681867036>>681867036>>681867036
>>681867020enjoy eating your cock flavored tears, faggot
>>681866980they just don't give a fuck anymore.
>>681866660heh
the guts pose from the boomer after beating up a tranny
>>681866978I've got literally no problem with it, sorry chuddyStill had the obnoxious trannies at these events thoughever
Was Alymra doing judo bows lmao
>>681866870I don't like coop randomizers so no
YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH WE LOVE YOU CAVEMAN
>>681867026that was 20 years ago I haven't ran for more than 1 minute since I got out of the army 10 years ago i'd die kek
>>681866965>No puzzle gamesSome of these are ok.
The cool thing about a tournament is that it's merit-based so you won't see any trans or women
>>681866803It's a really basic game to learn, it's not a deep, complex fighter, the story is off the wall piss takes of anime too.Also what >>681866927 said, sometimes a game just takes off from almost everybody being on a more or less level playing field.
WHO KEEPS CUTTING AWAY FROM THE FUCKING GAMEPLAY
>>681867269do yourself a favor and stay far away from any guilty gear game
I want to have sex with anime woman.
>>681867369>womanwhich one?!
>>681866486Is it worth watching for that or pass?
>>681867269Don't play fighting games.
>>681866097anon posted >I haven't showered in 3 weeks and nobody has even noticed or said anythingand I just thought it was funny and proved once and for all the the social dance we do around hygiene is really just a meaningless ritual pushed on us by big soap
Does anyone esle find it interesting that most pigs in video games are evil?
>>681867462It was a really good run, one of the best of the event. Even adef was good on the couch
>>681867269Someone isn't in the anime fighting game scene
>>681867649Alright, I'll check it out.
>>681867579why do autistic guys notoriously hate showers? is it the texture or something?
>>681866927>>681867339Then theres always some tryhard fucker who learns it at home or is a pro or been in other tournaments with it who ruins the fun by wiping everyone. The fun in these random tournaments is everyone is equally kinda bad and clueless.
>>681867731Yeah, it's usually better if the guy who's bringing the game doesn't play it himself.
>>681867731I kind of did that by accident at a Bloody Roar side thing at a LAN tournament so I dropped out of the main part of that.It's not fun winning against people who don't know the game when you do.
wtf is this shit, thats not a speedrun you fucking trannies.
>>681867410Does Yelan from GI count?
>>681866393Not great. For every good run, there are atleast five shitty ones. Previous marathons i slept maybe 4-5 hours per day, now 8 hours. I really hate all these streamer bait indie shits.
I will not donate.
Is this evo?sxag
>"Her balls are very powerfull" OH OH CANCELED FOR NEXT YEARS GDQ
>>681868212I will breed.
>>681867729If we're being 100% unironic and serious, it varies by person, and some are fine or prefer taking a lot of them for various other brain reasons. But it's difficult for a few reasons. One, the setup steps are more than you might think if you consider getting in the shower to be one single step, and that can cause some issues. Two, autistic inertia is pretty real, so changing tasks for it can be difficult. Three, there is that texture, yes, but also environment changes. You have comfy dry warm with clothes, slightly uncomfy dry colder without clothes, uncomfy getting wet and temperature change, and then eventually comfy wet at desired temperature. Then, of course, yes, everything has a different texture when wet, as well, so let's hope your soap and shampoo, etc. has tolerable textures. Ditto for smells. Sounds are also annoying. And then on the way out, just about when you finally get accustomed to it and are clean, you go through those interstitial stages above, but in reverse, this time plus a towel that may or may not have a tolerable texture, and a longer-lasting colder dampness that's annoying. But fourthly, it's harder to maintain habits like hygiene ones, and easier to just not take them. And if anything is adding to mental health issues, like stress or feeling down (not to mention anything more serious), it can make the barrier feel taller to surmount.
>>681866973bro being "well conditioned" means nothingcartilage doesnt grow back and eventually it gets worn down to nothing
