Starts in 2-3 hours
like i give a shit
What runs are you looking forward to?https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
Cum In Plum :DDDD
Will be there watching, not sure if it will just be a regular ESA with a few guys missing, or an epic clusterfuck.
European accents are all really bad. American ones can be too, but usually southern hicks don't appear in speedruns.
Post the webm while we wait for it to starthttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1721467049788890.webm
>>683197757>PC>PC>PC>PCI love Europe
>>683197757quake ADneverhood (might be boring but I want to nostalgia trip)unrealHL1 as always!
>>683198238>but usually southern hicks don't appear in speedruns.>usuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMDKH0u6V10
>>683198142oh yeah good point I completely put all the drama out of my mindhuh
pum in clum!
>>683197757King's Qwest and Space Qwest, Mizzow's FF run, Josh's GTA run, whatever it is that TinyTim is running, Heinki's run. Unreal, The Neverhood,That's about it really.
I'll be here to pay my respects.
>>683198772>tiny tim enjoyerbased
>>683198142Probably a boring one with a lot of regulars missing if the schedule is any indication.
>>683198607>quake ADBased as fuck. Definitely gonna watch.
>>683197757The NES block
I am awake. Euro bros, I will be joining your timezones this week, don't tell anyone.
>>683198857theres 2 nes blocks
>>683198674Don't worry mate, I got you.>>683198817TinyTim best Tim, love his boomercore runs.
>>683198863It's ok, we were in yours last week for Dogwater Runs.
>>683198895Alright, let me rephrase then;the NES blocks
>>683198863everyone online already thinks I'm yuropoor because my sleep schedule is completely fucked
>>683198817What he lacks in size he makes up for in genuine positivity and taste in 80s/90s PC games.
No second channel? Sad.Mummy also not there due to the CONTROVERSIES?
>>683199051>genuine positivityI think tim suffers a lot but turns that internal struggle into outward cheerfulnessI can only hope I come across as genuine as he doesANYWAY
>no night streams>no stream 2
>>683199252She does the prizes for NSG now, you could donate for a chance to have her socks.
>>683199475Thanks.
>>683197248>excited to see ESA is finally here>just a fucking waiting room thread
>>683199590Here watch some of last week's Dogwater runs for an hour.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVa5Y8UnjNA
Is Bigjon coming?
>>683200087
>>683200162goodness gracious
lol, ESA's main channel is showing their meet ESA video, complete with a bunch of people who aren't anything to do with it anymore.>>683200087It says he's there on the schedule for Friday so it's anybody's guess if he'll show up or cancel in two days.
I miss stream 2 so fucking much bros I'm literally shaking I can't breathe
why do people care about these events? troons have completely taken over them.
>>683200087Allegedly. Every major airline carrier is preparing for his arrival days in advance.
>>683200278Here's your stream 2 for the weekend. https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
>>683200445Crikey...
>>683162848>>683162848>>683162848>making another thread for ESA when there's been threads up for ASM all weekJannys gonna freak
>>683199552Thank you for posting this. I will tune in!
yatobros?
is it even worth watching?
>>683200532Actual retard. Thread janny is looking at this post with dismaying eyes RIGHT now
>>683200532Probably ought to have put ESA stuff in the OP of that in preparation to avoid this.
>started watching ESA just it time for drama to kill itaw man
>>683200864The current ASM run is boring as fuck so I'm hoping that thread just dies and then all the stream information for both events can just go in here
>No MetakoWill we have a comfy event finally?
>>683198142I don't see any reason why it should be a clusterfuck on camera, the issues are all behind the scenes. Most likely you're just going to get a straightforward marathon with a lot of regulars missing.
>>683200958This thread doesn't even have ESA's stream information.
>>683201029>gonna need a third threadmay janny have mercy on our souls
>>683200985My money's on it being mostly boring if competent enough runs of stuff by people nobody's ever heard of.
>>683198863My lips are sealed, you have my word.ANON IS HERE EVERYONE!
>>683200162>Abooboo
>>683201117We can defeat him if we break out the French accents.
morning ladsasm has been surprisingly full of troonshope esa can get the bad taste out of my mouth
>>683201178I've got my cafe music preloaded for just such a purpose.
>ESA takes place in Malmöwill they be fine?
>>683197757>bunch of short runs firstNice, i was getting tired of 9 hour ones on Australia.
ASM on NOW (final day but some good runs left, still on when ESA goes offline tonight)Now: Hollow KnightNext: Silent Hillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NdnHCae_9Uhttps://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedrunshttps://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2024/scheduleESA in an hourNow: World's Hardest GameNext: Ratchet & Clank Into the Nexushttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonStream 2 is killhttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/
>>683201219But there's not even a Trackmania run this time, just a pair of runs by Aetienne.
Reminder not to funpost too hard on the first day.
>no stream 2
>>683201346you're a fucking ball you can't tell me what to do
>>683201314Huh? When did they change Anger Foot to The World's Hardest Game?
>>683201346I will refrain from funposting until the wholesome chill 5 hour Lord of the Ring RPG run at primetime 15:00-20:00. Then I will give these threads all my energy. I must have everyone know how much I love stream 2.
wait I just realized this shit isn't even 24h anymoreFUCK
Starts in an hour HYPE
>>683201456About three days ago I think, there were some other last minute changes to the schedule too.
>>683200087No. He cancelled last minute
>no 24h>no stream 2
When is ESA?
8 hours a day isn't a marathon.
>>683201996>even this pic is widespread now
>>683202018agreed, its just sad
>>683202045doubt you've seen it anywhere outside esa threads
>>683201456Why would you start your event with a shitty flash game in the first place
>>683202117I saw a bunch of the Plum stuff from here pop up on a roguelike Discord server.
Fun begins soon, bros. Hope you've been well since last time
>>683202117you'd be surprised
Don't forget to hydrate and take your meds
>>683202446The fuck have you been? The fun started a week ago with Dogwater Runs.
>>683202018Try running for 8 hours
Good morning you fucking assholesWoke up at 4 to drive home in time for some ESA
>>683202554I'm running from my demons 24/7
>>683202554Try running for more than that while getting shitfaced.
>>683202515I don't need any meds though.
>>683202515I don't need any water though.
>>683202592we dont deserve him
>>683202757Pete and Joe elevated the fuck out of so many runs.
>midget bitch in management rejected my vacation requestI don't wanna miss the good moments bros
How's biz going?
>>683202987Eh, can't complain
>>683202858*couch cough* oh noo im sick after getting my vacation denied.. what are the odds?! musta been the food I ate!!
>>683202987Y'know anon? Sometimes I think you're the only one who's happy with his lot in life
>>683202858>vacation being deniable Use this as a wake-up call for your career
Why is the stream not live?
The no fun allowed janny will be here to ban people that speak badly about girls running
>>68320316825 minutes til trainwreck
>>683202987I thought this run was last year but it was actually 2 years ago
>>683203102Seems reasonable thoughever? If an entire company decided to take their vacation the exact same week then things would collapse.. Why don't you try some other time, champ?
Work? What's that?
>>683202858Cuck
>>683203168It is now.>>683203295>then things would collapseThey kind of did already over the last day for a lot of companies.
Starting
Computer, boot up Streamlink. Refresh my ttvlolpro proxies. 480p, thank you.
>>683199252>>683203265There are no controversies, everything will be fine. This is the objective, absolute TRUTH, compiled in this FACT sheet.t. not Edenal
Do we have any weg coomer experts here? I just spend the past hour on f95 trying to find a highly rated game that uses WoW assets. I dunno what kind of game it was but it was highly rated and didnt look like shit...
uhh bros...?!
Man I've got so many dumb donations lined up. No donation screening is gonna be fun.
Opening ceremony in 7 minutes>>683203295I hope you get alzheimers
>>683203491Already over estimate before the event even starts
>>683203413faggot cuck
>>683203567Has anyone beaten me to the wife's son one yet
>>683203491They GDQing it already.
The reactions will be so fun if this event will be better than the other ones and it turns out Metako was the problem
>>683197757Hitman runs a re always cool
>>683203676Yes, by many, many years, some asshole called Christopher Poole donated and saying his wife's son loves videogames and wants to be a doctor.
>>683197248can't wait for ESA's funeral
>>683203646Oh sorry, i didnt know that, faggot cuck.
>>683202571What's the piss lore?
I'm quite conflicted with losing stream 2, I want ESA to be successful because I want the event to keep going, but modern GDQ is what happens when an event like this becomes too successful
>>683203775>losing stream 2bro.... >>683203565
>>683203775ESA tried to be more successful and lost most of their sponsors.
>>683203775>he doesn't know about stream 3 or 4
>>683203816And that's a good thing, 100% unironically
>>683203565>emote onlyIt's a zombie, but stream 2 still real?>>683203775Ede and Planks like and want stream 2, they just don't have the manpower this summer because of drama crap. Hoping it recovers
Will there be a japanese restream?
>>683203565How did you screenshot your schizophrenic delusions?
>>683203565It's just hosting stream 1.
I'm plumming
>>683203565Meds NOW
>>683203816No it's not, they had sponsors like Malmö city, Webhallen and such that basically just provided them with gear and money. They could even take the next step and be part of SVEROK and get insane amount of free gibs from the Swedish state.
Fingers crossed they sacrifice metako and the literally raped in my head girl to satan in a cool occult ritual at the start.
I forgot they aren't 24/7 anymore. No more comfy 4am runs, damn.
How much you want to bet they're gonna go full "STOP SEXUAL HARASSMENT" at the start?>>683203759nice of you to admit you're a faggot cuck anon
here we go, baby
If dubs you will suck my esa (hungarian for foreskin)
Oh they got a replacement Scot
>safeguardingcringe
>immediately introducing the anti-pervert guykek
>>683203961Nah they're gonna gloss over it.
METAKO BTFO!!!!
Here just in time.
>>683203843False. They have more than enough volunteers to make it happen.
>tricky couple of monthsQRD?
>>683204019Man, can't wait for the Gurumin run this marathon!
>tough couple of monthswhy what happened?
this is awful
>they're addressing the allegations>the head of "safeguarding" is a soft, fluffy Brit>2planks is reading his manifestoI don't know what's going on.
Fellas, if you ever feel tense and stiff, talk to skenmy, he will releave you.
Bro get a teleprompter or even just a laptop off camera
>a place where people banned from gdq gowell he's not wrong kek
>>683204025>>683204037>they don't know about the rapes
>>683204005Apologise.
Man this sucks so far
>open to feedbackAh yes, that is why Edenal removed so many people. Because they are open to feedback
>>683201205Stinky smelly cat
>talking about it upfrontGenuinely good for him. This is how you do it.
>ESA is not where you cum....
Yeah, I ain't gonna watch this lol.
>>683204071>rapesSo someone misgendered a troonie?
4chan bros….
women ruin everything.
Hard reset based
KEEP YOUR HATESPEECH OF THIS CAMPUS!These two really looks like they don't have skeletons i their closet
Just say trans rights already.
yikes this intro is really cringe and misplaced
>>683204112Sometimes you just gotta throw us a bone
>>683200374kek
>>683204075This is him aiming it at the people who pulled out and the ones he banned for rocking the boat.
>the sole cause is the charityThis is what killed GDQ
>>683204108Prizemommy was literally assaulted anon, have some class.
>>683204112Not watching that cringe, did they really give us a shoutout?
>>683204126surprised he didn't say it right after "this event is for the sole purpose of raising money for Alzheimer's research"
Not curable *ding*
>we only care about charity and nothing else!Isn't this the biggest issue people have with GDQ?
>>683203961Like with the incident with the dwarf - you tried.
i hate that ginger faggot reading from the phone
Just waiting for Edenal to bust in, punch those two boring fags and dabbing on the haters.
>please please give us your feedbacksowecanpermanentlybanyou
Look, I get that this is only going to happen once, but I'm here for speedrunning
>>683204126
oh nice, drama since the very start. Things looks promising
>>683204182you are a HATER! we do NOT tolerate hate speech as ESA!
>only one of my arms is sunburntdo I jerk off with my devil or angel arm during this speech
Great way to start a fun event, really setting the tone
>>683204212More like so they can file the feedback in the bin, it's exactly the same kind of shit I've seen at workplaces with no fucks given about whatever goes on.
>>683204225Me on the left and things I say on the right.
>>683204182
>>683204126he is allergic to it, not happening
>>683204207He's still on the ESA team right? I haven't really kept up with the drama.
>>683198817Hope his recent heart issues are nothing to worry about.
>We are not a place for hatersSomeone post the Webm of the "My summertime car" run where they give the finger to a GDQ flag
>>683204296Pretty sure he was on camera earlier during the countdown.
>>683204296yes and he's not going anywhere
>>683204006I didnt make it in time. What did they say?
This intro is a trainwreck. No wait, it's worse than that, a trainwreck at least would be entertaining.>>683204296Yes, he is. He said he would leave if necessary, but he probably won't, since, as we just heard, everything is great, and haters gonna hate.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1454730/Chenso_Club/>Only 69 reviewsThis is why you don't market your game by blowing half its budget on a song to play in fucking ESA of all places
>>683204341Same
>>683204296tl;dr he said he'd "step away" conditionally, but is just stalling to see if the event goes well so he can stay on
Bring back the other funny scotsman from last event, this dude is prime cunt
>sub 1k viewersIt’s over, isn’t it
more of fat red guy and less of ginger nigger please
>>683204308
IT'S THE B-B-B-BUMPER GUY!
>>683204025>>683204037Prize Mommy allegedly had bad experiences at ESA and told organizers who brushed it off which is why you don't see Edenal and Metako anywhere. Alcohol is now banned from the event and the 2 fags you see on stream now are the desginated safe space members established to try to get runners and staff that boycotted the event back.
>>683204276Catatan Perjalanan, not Comic Sans.
more runners than viewers.
>literally a 4 minute spiel before the run and /vee/ has a melty
>>683204379Based
>>683204341>>683204359TLDR: We only care about charity here and we do no tolerate people who are here just to be "haters" or banned from the other event.
AND STILL THEY HAVE THE STUPID CAMERA SETUP. They said in the intro they want feedback, and then they open with ignoring the biggest bit of feedback they got last time
>already a trainwreck
>>683204238The old "you're a hater if you say anything we don't approve of or find convenient" line.>>683204389Metako had already left three or more months before that.
>>683204413>meltyjust like their equipment
>the other annoying sounds are still hereFor fucks sake.
>plum shirt arrives with cumstains
>keeping the runner-audible donation sound clips last event had
>>683204389>MetakoHe left before any of the drama started. Despite moving to Sweden to help out, there was something that made him mad enough that he just left and went back to the UK
>>683204425Sick burn. Did not think they had it in them.
>>683204431>They said in the intro they want feedback, and then they open with ignoring the biggest bit of feedback they got last timei think theyve shown they dont give a fuck about anyone or anything
shoutouts to the tech crew! if there is even
>barely 1k viewersThis time it might genuinely be over
>>683204472>>683204464B-B-B-B-BUMPER
These two really feel corporate.
>>683204478He's started streaming again, though he didn't seem to say anything about it yet.
I wonder what color children printed these shirts.
>>683204504just a pair of awkward lads, give them time to get their groove + they're doing improv right now
>>683204472>last eventI know mobage/gachafags have a short attention span on average, but still
Man stream 2 is looking quite shit this year, just two retards talking about dumb shit
>"You're too slow" still onIsn't that Argick? You know, the same Argick who doesn't attend any more?
>>683204490No I know they don't give a fuck and are only saying they want feedback to make it seem as if they care. But it's just fucking stupid for them to say all that, and then in the next minute immediately show they don't listen. At least try to make it seem as if you care
>>683204478I gotchu senpaiHis opinion was not respected in any way, shape or form, he was constantly belittled for anything he had to say and eventually accused of trying to take over the event (sound familiar?)
Shoutouts to Tech crew!
>not 24 hours>no stream 2>camera is still shite>annoying sound notificationsAt least the tablecloth isn't back
>>683204025>>683204037This>>683199252>>683199475>>683199552Oink oink hamslam no senpai flam pig got creeped on by creepersShe told the staff "jeepers", but they ignored herShe made like 2 or 3 "wow im whine" pastebins about it, then some others "metoo'd", including some guys just saying "it was kinda shit ngl people just got drunk all day wasnt really about the games"ESA is trying to ignore all this, but they've lost their main marketable runners (ie the guys who spoke english you can actually understand)>>683198270>Grabs her by both titspowerfulcancellable
More like Mecucko
Wait there's no stream 2 this year? I think this is it, I think I'm done with all speedrun events.
what a fucking shit show
>>683204562>argick gone>will STILL have to hear him constantly
ACK
Alright, well that was fun!
FUCKING LOL
rate esa summer 2024
shoutouts
thank fuck its over
When is his run?
>tech, we absolutely love you>stream IMMEDIATELY offlineyou cant make this shit up
>>683204562anon, that's just Sonic
>getting to test the reconnection feature of streamlink/mpv alreadyCool, it's working.
Why does everyone seem so nervous?
>>683204629jej
I wonder if anybody of the guys that said they would not watch / support it this year are watching and staying quiet now.
>>683204620A-Comfy but ended on a low note
>Tech, we genuinely love you, we absolutely do—>steam crashes
>took melatonin last night>it gave me weird fucked up nightmares all night that I was lucid in so now I'm exhausted for ESA
>>683204182>>683204276>events start as charity events>"W-WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT CHARITY?!?! ;___;"Imagine being such a fragile little bitch that you get upset over words.
>establish trust for several events>get a $100 donation>cut the event and run with the moneythe long con
esa......is over..........
>>683204656autist+european
>>683204667I'll treat this event like I treat FatalesIgnoring the stream and shitposting intead
>>683204695>ywn cum in plum ever again
>>683204693The last dollars needed to cure Alzheimer's. We did it!
>>683204620AThe only winning move is not to play or something like that
>>683204656Edenal behind camera, eyes twitching, gun on hand.
haha he almost said blue balls
stop being haters. NO TOLERANCE FOR THE INTOLERANT!
>>683204684>from 10 pm to 3 am woke up every hour like a fucking machine>say fuck it and get upsleep schedule...
It's sad to see how bad things got in the span of one year. I really hope that the (few) runs we get are good
Holy shit that beak.
>>683197248What the fuck it already started? What did I miss? Is the marathon completely ruined per the recent drama?
What an exciting first run
>>683204036All these years, and it finally makes its debut!
did this guy already play this here or was that GDQ?
The bottom part of the interface takes up way too much space, takes up too much space from the game screen.
Is it true, Argick isn't here? Maybe this event will be good after all.
>>683204778the 2 safetyfags glossed over the tip of it at the beginning you're just here for the start of the event
>>683204717It's a good option, too. In my case, still watching ASM2024.
if he dies it's a screamer right
>>683204778Its just /pol/cels throwing a temper tantrum over someone saying something they dislike.
>>683204684>>683204767>Wake up needing a pee pee wee wee>have a little pissy wissy for 10 mins>dont feel like sleeping now
>>683204565I mean if they wanted to look like they cared, they probably wouldn't have their new safety dude call that shit a "tricky few months" lol, shit smells like HR, he's there to protect ESA.
Dude could smoke a cigar in the rain
you open with this?
I don't get it...
The last ESAYou better watch every minute of it
What a goddamn windsplitter that guy has
>>683204869fucking kek
>>683204893Ain't no way
>>683204776This guy is definetly of Italian descent.
>>683204827Saw him say something like he won't go back unless ESA changes. Maybe having a security guy will be enough for him, who knows.
>my keyboard is very tiny please forgive meno
>>683204478He'll be as BSG next month and the UKSG after next, probably NSG too.
You didn't beat the game.
yandere dev? is that you?
The runner sounds like a Gobliiins character
>Aussie runner is at ESA instead of ASM
>>683204935Why are most keyboards 60% now
SHOUTOUTS
Why does he sound like he's on the verge of tears?
>>683204967they are trying to reach 41%
>>683204967name 5 games that have come out in the last year that support numpad
......... videogames?
>>683204935he's right tho, you ever try to use someone's midget keyboard? shit's fucked
>>683204352Plum has a game???
How come Metako refuses to say why he left ESA and seething over it? Hey we know he uses this board so why don't you tell us yourself?
This game must have taken months to program
>>683205032he had months to prepare and he brings the worst keyboard he could find for this run? it's not forgivable.
>>683204931>Maybe having a security guy will be enough for him, who knows.I wouldn't trust that fat fuck to secure anything except food in his stomach.
>>683205010Computers are tools of work
>swedeguy tries to say something funny>no one laughssuch is life
>>683205068then let us punish him adequately, brother. grab the stones and I will get the cross
>>683205054Daspharaoh said he will tell his side of the story when he's back in England and has settled back in.
He sounds super gay
>>683204967idk but I like the extra mouse space since I use low dpi/sens
>>683204656The rapists are breaking down the doors
>>683205072not if you're a superior neet
>>683205010>gamesI always use the numpad for typing numbers.
>>683204819he did already play here
rate this run?
RATE THE RUN
I'm 5'2 and every swede I've met was at least an entire foot taller than me.:(
>>683204938Honestly, BSG looks like it's going to actually be benefit a lot with ESA fucking up. Most of the regular ESA people have runs there now.
Man that dude was nervous
Hey this guy looks familiar Why didn’t he leave?
English Ben is streaming
>>683205154>>683205158DAre we even rating?
If you want a stream 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NdnHCae_9USilent Hill starting soon
>>683204656Someone post that picture of what /v/ imagine how a "regulated" /v/ would look like vs how it would be
>>683205158BIt was a run
>>683205010>he doesn't rebind arrow keys to the numpad for better wristian comfort
>>683205154>>683205158C, it was alright.>>683205176Another middle finger to them?
>>683205097you type numbers 1% of the time when you're on your computerit's a minor inconvenience.
I am more accepting of fat people with yuro accents>>683205158>>683205154B, crisp start
>>683205154>>683205158B
>>683205070Skenmy has nothing behind his eyesReanimated golem performing planks bidding>>683205154>>683205158D what the fuck was that opening choice
>No Stream 2>Night breaksWhat the fuck are they doing?
>>683205154>>683205158C I guess.
>>683205158B
>>683205158C- for cautious pessimism
>>683205158>>683205154SSS
hog swapped for gilt
>>683205154>>683205158C
>>683205238dying
>>683205154>>683205158C, nothing special
>>683205154>>683205158A, short and sweet
>>683205105Will take the chance to add that I know quite a lot of regulars at ESA using these threads and tako is not one of them
Man I don't miss all this rating shit after dogwater and asm.
>>683205158>>683205154D
Damn tali have a shower
>need to prepare for an interview >esa is onc’est la vie
>>683205154Sgood start
>>683205168Is BSG gonna be 24 hours?
>The early stages of her Alzheimers adventure Skenmy its not world 2-2 she's wrongwarped into
Genuinely can't find any info about this controversy shit
>>683205158Bmeh, it was quick and the commentary wasn't bad, kinda of shit way to start honestly but whatever
>even Mekarazium is calling out the garbage opening
>>683205227Aren't Skenmy and Huds the faces behind that UK marathon? Wouldn't say they are just ESA yes man. What doesn't necessarily make them great.
>>683205158>>683205154B- he gets leniency for thet small keyboard
>>683205168Heinki's there again to BTFO fat fucks with Ring Fit.https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2024/schedule/annual24
Can't believe I messed up my night-day rhythm for this
At least /ourgirl/ is here
>>683205282Yeah that was a nice time of not dealing with that crap.
>>683205282Yeah the threads for those event were much better, I fucking hate the rate spam so much.
Why is she so fat and ugly? Is this what women truly are?
>>683205431German
>>683205431Norwegian mountain women
Thought this was part of the overlay first but no, it's just on the desk they're standing in front of (the weird line in the middle)
>>683205320>https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2024/schedule/annual24Nah, still have a break. But looks like it will be less than 4 hours, plus any overtime due to overestimate runs may reduce it even further
>>683205431most are much uglier on the inside.
>>683205282Reddit is here. Cant help it.
>>683205362He said it's his last visit to ESA, though. Not sure if he will follow up on this, Handing with the guys again might change his opinion. Or not, we'll see. He doesn't seem like the guy who likes making compromises.
>>683205414>>683205282D tier posts
>>683205282ESA threads aren't even active enough to justify them. Some runs get single digit ratings
>>683205282Tourists are here for GDQ/ESA and they love this rate crap.
>>683205468>everyone I like in ESA left / is leaving>all that's left is the incredibly awkward GDQ-lite staff members
Ratings are great for deciding what runs you missed to watch, what are you retards on about
Mako sure worked his ass off for them, I hope they paid him well.
>>683205491idk anon thread seems pretty active to me rn
>>683205282i filter ratings posts
>>683205550He goes on this rant every time, ignore him.
>>683205526The people that left ARE the gdq-lite people that are super upset that the staff didn't cater the woman more, Metako is a good example of this.
Holy shit these setup times.
>>683205550No fun allowed guy
>>683205526Blame Edenal. But it looks like most of the runners that left are now going to BSG and UKSG. So if we keep the threads alive, it will feel just like old ESA
>>683205569you can easily filter them and hide the stubs and it's like the posts don't even exist, but they prefer complaining
I thought we were boycotting ESA, sisters?
>>683205550the ratings are mostly fine, but some hyper autists get completely ass slammed on some runs (for many various reasons) and it ruins threads.
>Chat spamming plum>No one bought her game
>>683205550Yeah but there's maybe 10 runs worth rewatching every event, why the fuck do you need rate every single run? If there's an especially good one people will talk about it anyway
>>683205459This looks way better than this ESA's schedule. Looking forward to Metako's SOTN race
>amerifags have pronouns>swede doesn'tlol
>>683205495can confirmt. tourist
>>683205576>Metako is a good example of this.How is the dude who left way earlier in the year for his own reasons a good example?
>>683205550Maybe use the thread instead and watch the show live? And ask the thread if you've not watched for a while?But the chartanon want the Reddit cred so he makes the charts
I need my japanese restream chat... sisters...
>>683205616sush, we're watching the funeral
Ok you didn't buy her game, but (You) WILL buy Plum's shirt, right?
Is muckleman a he/him or a he/they???
>>683205616ESA is a sister friendly environment now, sweaty.
>>683205054I DM'd him and he doesn't seem that mad about ESA, he sounded regretful. Stop seething and making up scenarios to get mad about in your head anon, it's not healthy.
>>683205678swe/den
Whats his problem?
>>683205647he won't be back
>>683205526Yeah, it seems they want to go down the GDQ road, with the same excuse>MUH CHARITYYeah, ok, they have the right to do whatever they want with their event. But why watch GDQ lite then? If I wanted to see that, I can just watch the original.>>683205585>BSG and UKSGIs UKSG the Skenmy/Huds-event? If yes, it's not gonna be much different.
okay sorry about that janny damn
>NG+Easiest way to tell the run is gonna be shit
top tier:im up next ritual postmeh tier:anime erp'ersplum posterswebm postersbad tier:rating posters"is they was am are do be trannies i only posted to tell people i dont like thing i actively came looking for" posters
>>683205656You better get used to that schizo, he'll be blaming everything on Metako unprompted all week for some reason kek.
>>683205691Anger quickly grows into sadness and sorrow. I feel for him.
>>683205632game?
>>683205640Yeah I'm actually really looking forward to BSG. Only run that will suck is the 5 hours of the German, but luckily that is in the early morning for me
>>683205691My uncle works for him and told me he left because he was mad.
>ads mid-runHow do we stop that now? I've not used Twitch in forever.
>>683205647>esa died for thisthey should have kept the pronouns to keep metako happy
>no one even mentions NSG
>>683205752Move to Poland
>>683205675I have her game, she sucks.
>>683205753But the pronouns are still there.
>>683205752TwitchAdSolutions
>>683205732which, in itself, is also Metakos fault
>>683205752alternate player for twitch or streamllink seems to be working for me
>>683205780Is this why I literally never get ads
>>683205675neat
>>683205691Can't blame people for that. From an outsider's perspective, he went all in on ESA and then disappeared without a trace, things like that don't happen without some major rift opening somewhere. Not looking for a scandal, but I really want to know what happened, especially since he's one of the runners I like most.
>>683205550I just filter them because I really could not care less what /v/ thinks.
>>683205356What was his twitter again? I can't find it.
>>683205856Quote from man on /v/
>>683205675dude no if I wore that in public people would think I'm some anime pedo
Fuck, I missed the opening.
couch cumming over ebin ratchet and clank gameplay
>>683205880Count yourself lucky
>>683205732Oh right, that must be the same one who took his acting like he's an egotistical asshole as a joke on face value.
>>683205872Tourists are here I see
>>683205675Honestly cute
>>683205865I don't think he has one
Who the fuck is cheering?
Hacker anon post your rate filter
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>683205872i saw a guyi n tomoe shirt yesterday and he had a hot alt gothish gf he presumably got by being the kind of guy who wears anime in public
>>683205675I love Plum.
>>683205950me
Stop enjoying this, NOW
Our failgirl will outlive not only her own game, but also the event it was advertised at.
>>683205908It's a symptom of unironic autism, anon can't recognize jokes and took his gameshow host personality as his everyday personality (and is mad about it for some reason? Hyper fixation is a sign of autism).
>>683205773I mean, it's like 2 months away still. And they are even more niche, although I probably will be watching even if the threads die
WOOOOOO
>>683205809Thanks bud
I'm glad they managed to get loud nigra to come to the event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8-4W0kuW5Y
>>683206003Why are you simping so much for Metako, are you his girlfriend or something?Why is it so hard for you to accept that not everyone likes him?
>>683205675she cute but I already bought this one
>>683205981I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
>>683205784Hey I also got it for free!
>>683205994Let's be real, the moment ESA dies, no one will remember her.
>donation jumpscare camWHAT THE FUCK
woman jumpscare
oh FUCK no what is this donation reader cam interruption shitFUCK SHIT NO FUCK
>>683205975
OH JESUS
what the fuck
Nah fuck off, I actually hope ESA dies now
>donation reader cam
>donation reader camAll right yall gon dun fuckd up
>cuts to donation reader mid-fucking-runWowI didn't think it could get worse
I live 20min from the event, should I attend and bring my fumos with me?
JUMPSCARE ALERT
kek why is the camera on the donation reader
Oh fuck they found a way to make the event EVEN WORSEMaybe ESA deserves to die.
I don't want to see the dono reader over the player cam
>>683205908>>683206003>wow our baseless assumption posts are very le deepCringe!
no what the fuck get that donation cam shit outta heretoo fucking awkward
>camera swaps to the donation reaerWhat the fuck are they doing? You know what, nah. Maybe ESA should fuck off anmd die.
whoever came up with the donation reader cam idea needs to be euthanized
This event is dead, lmao
She probably clicked the wrong button
>>683205675Where do I get it? https://esamarathon.com/esa-store/ isn't the URL anymore.
Alright can someone slap some sense into Edenal
Dude fuck no, that's so bad
I think they muted the runners too
GDQ seething they didn't think of this first
Thanks for the donationI unironically love this shit
>>683206109The security will tackle and taze you
>>683205675>Design is a work in progressI feel like they would cover the legs and make Plum less pedobait
why does this happen to every hobby I have
>donation camnot even GDQ could come up with an idea so fucking awful
>>683205784>>683206056
>>683206196nobody is gatekeeping.
>>683206109Go to the event and tell them to axe the donation reader camera
Gdq team, take notes!!
>>683206038I don't care about him, but I also don't care for some mentally ill autismo trying to turn him into the devil that singlehandedly ruined ESA just because you don't like him for whatever reason.
>>683206109the fuck is a fumo?
>No Stream 2>Arbitrary night breaks>Donation reader camHoly fucking shit. I was always an ESAfag who would shit on GDQ for all its ills but this does it for me. Fuck these idiots.
>>683206171I don't think she did, fatboy from the intro said "you're gonna be seeing her during the next run"I just assumed he misspokeGod I wish he just misspoke
>Hey so this is a really tight frame perfect tr->*telescreen flickers*>WE HAVE A 10 DOLLAR DONATION
>>683206196please dont pick up my hobbies
>>683206231afaik esa staff lurks these threads, they probably saw our reaction already
2024 is the last year for ESA. screenshot this.
>>683205931He definitely does, maybe he deleted it but he posted his MGR run on it after the GDQ thing.
>>683206109You wont be let in unless you have a ticket
never oncenot oncehave I ever thought "I really wish I could see the donation reader's face during a run"why do this?why?
>>683206247dont engage with autismos
They should have a ASL translator cam in a corner.
>>683206178https://speedrun.store/product/here-comes-plum-esa-summer-2024
>>683206252I think she is cute
>nobody liked the donation reader being on the couch last ESA and the runners weren't told about it until right before the event started>somehow come up with an even worse alternativePlease just stop fucking with the format of the event Edenal, GDQ for all its faults doesn't do stupid shit like that
>>683206270mostly just people like English_Ben, and he really only shows up to post his disgusting looking penis these days.
Based and Mussorgsky pilled
Insane to think that ONE (1) year ago ESA was swimming along beautifullyAlmost all the godawful decisions are about having the staff shoved in your face more, too. Does Edenal really want them to be ecelebs or something?
>>683206109$20....not bad.
>>683206236You can stop acting like a moral fag now. Metako wont touch your PP after you send him another DM.
I really REALLY REALLY FUCKING REALLY hope they don't go with the "you hate donation cam because it's a woman"-anglefucking please
Amerimutt here. ESA was never good, last year they had the most hideous cam setup I've ever seen and did barely anything to fix it until halfway through the event.
Bros... the week went by so fast...
>>683206371hate speech!
>>683206258
>>683206307
ESANO ONE WANTS TO SEE THE FUCKING DONATION READER
>>683206306That would be literally a white genocide.
Can someone stop Edenal from making terrible decisions please?
>>683206378>Amerimutt here.Stopped reading there
At least it was only one donation I think it’s over
>>683206306and ebonics subtitles
Where's all the anonymous no comment 10,000 dollar donations? No wait wrong event.
>>683206452no, if you oppose him you are banned and kicked
>>683206405Perhaps it's for the best.
>>683198270The hell was that about?
>>683206469>At least it was only one donation >I think it’s over
I HATE THAT JUMP
They should have the donation cam cover the game part instead since it's a bigger screen and it allows us to see the runners (the event is about the charity, not the event)
>>683206378>retard here. Decade old event was never good because of something bad from last year when the event's collapse started
>>683206179So many people tried anon, its not happening
>>683206498based
You can feel the bottom barrel morale. The fake hype, the false "everything is fine" smiles.
>>683206576This describes the entire modern world desu
>>683206452So many tried, all were banned. Everyone's a bad actor.
Imagine how comfy stream 2 would have been right now
>>683206576So are you going to stop watching after the first few hours or sit here and all week?
>>683206576The color has faded it's palpable
Oh hey, the timer now shows the day (which makes following up screenshots easier).Shocked there's an actual improvement here.
no joy left in the world
I don't know if you noticed but the "I'm doin him a ___" guy isn't here, ESA is truly dead
>>683206576Coming off the back of stuff like the Skyward Sword run from ASM and pretty much all of Dogwater it feels really fucking uncanny valley.
>stream 2>streaming stream 1Uhhh why
>>683206629imagine watching vidya gayms
>>683206629I will watch the runescape run then leave
>no fumo spotted yetfumos confirmed warrant canary
>>683206679he was late for GDQ too, he'll be here eventually I think
>>683206706They want to get subscribers to only the second stream watching it.
>>683206706probably another one of edenal's retarded decisions
Where is TinyTim? Is he safe? Is he alright?
>>683206706What if stream 1 was stream 2 the whole time...
>>683206759Skenmy sat on him.
>>683206759Edenal killed TinyTim
>Prince of Persia up soon
>>683204695>hobbyists do thing out of passion>thing is good>thing somehow starts profiting hobbyists>faggots come in to make thing profit even more>faggots do this at the expense of what made thing good because they have no passion for it>thing may or may not profit even more>thing is bad either way
>>683206815if he did this the entire world would rage
>>683206094https://store.steampowered.com/app/858710/Gravity_Circuit/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1838490/Bullet_Casters/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1454730/Chenso_Club/lol so much for '''waifus'''' selling, the game without any sold over 10x as much as both waifu games combined
Fuck yourself Edenal
>>683206832Nothing will ever top the time they ran it with the community dub.
New bake?
>>683206832Been looking forward to the community dub of that run or it all week.
>>683206815judging from all the butthurt i suspect he also raped your bussy
This is emotional torture
SHE'S BACK....
>>683206759He's gone...
>TaintedTaliWhat does this name mean? How is she "tainted"?
>donation cam>they didn’t learnThe run is fucking over anywayShow the crowd
> The son of my beloved wifeOh here we go
Damn so ESA is done too huhWell at least we still have RiJ
>>683206419>google plum>all the plums are purple
So uhh...Rate this run (Ratchet & Clank: Into The Nexus)
>>683206881there's a robowaifu in gravity circuit
>>683206909He raped everyone of us here.He fucking fucked us all man
>>683206968no
>>683206926She doesn't bathe
>>683206968D for donation cam
>>683206968A
>>683206968B
>>683206908Don't worry bro, it's up after Rachet!
>stream stops>commercial break 2 minutes>stream back>run overWhat the fuck?>>683206629Not sure yet. If there are better alternatives on, I'll watch those. But I'm certainly not going to donate to them like I did the past years.
>>683206926Witch lineage, the blood of demons.
ITT:
>>683206968BIt was a good run
It does take attention away from the runnerGet rid of the donation cam
Bitch so fat she eats the word "you"
The worst part about these changes is that I don't even think the donation readers want to be on camera all the time
>>683206968A, solid
>>683206968D idn't watch
>>683207029Was she passively voicing her opposition?
>>683206881waifus sell, you just have to get lucky.
>yeah I take the spotlight away from the runner but uhh, yeah it's good>yeah awrighte that's true thatmercy kill (me)
>Google Alzheimer’s symptoms>all the links are purple
>>683206881The problem with Plum's game is that Plum wasn't the focus and had some other girlboss dyke characters hogging the spotlight
>>683206968Dit was probably a good run
TaintedTali looks like proper wife material desu
>>683206968I'm doin' him an F.
>alzheimers at 50fuck, imagine working until retirement age then you dont even get to game after
>>683205675>shirt works as coom material AND cum rag
>>683207078She looks older than my mom
>>683207063Plum is an allegory for alzheimers
>>683206968B it was okay, would've been a world record two years ago.
>>683206881>>683207059>waifusboth of you need to be brutally killed
The plump Plum swimsuit deliveries will begin soon. Once I can find some time to relax and draw.Any featured runs thatd make for good themed swimsuits?
>>683207112she's also married
>>683206968S
>>683207093in sweden we retire at 70 so just in time for dementia
>>683207054She said she was skeptical of the idea but didn't mind doing it during the run
>>683207091>jpg
>>683207091YOU AREN'T THE GUY GET OUT OF HERE!B+
Is the giga sex donation reader from previous events returning?
>>683206881>is MC even supposed to be a girl? >early access scam>more than 1 playable charactermmm post some valid examples next time, okay?
>>683207093He was a boxer go figureHappens to a lot of contact sportsmen
>>683207126Meanings change, get with the times old man fr.
>>683206968BNice run.
>>683207156If she was openly against it she wouldn't be sitting there in the first place.
>>683206968C
>>683207112>>683207139> she's already marriedlife is suffering
>>683207175That's the evil part.
>>683207178YeahHe's evil guy
>>683207134Wait until the second day+ to deliver them in the middle of the night, he who must not be named watches these threads like a hawk day one.
>get cappy to fr fr the bussin runner
>>683207029Didn't you guys hear Planks' speech? It's about the charity, not about the runs or the runners. He even made a big emphasis that "charity" is the top priority ESA will be going.
The contrast with ASM really put things in perspective.
>>683207316and anybody who isn't giving them unconditional praise is a hater who must leave.
>>683207375It's become GDQ liteAnother warp contorted abomination
>>683207336kek
Is that switch tiny as fuck or are these two abnormally large?
So what's gonna replace ESA with the same comfy feel as previous ESAs
>Yeah I won a grandprice from ESA before>has nothing to do with me being a staff!REALLY!?
>>683207336no haters allowed btw
>>683207375Man the donation readers on ASM are so unintrusive compared to this shit.
>>683207336hooray petty drama, it's like I'm really at GDQ
>>683207432Guy on the right in pic rel is 6'2
>>683207183>>>is MC even supposed to be a girlHi mr. brainlet!I said>The game WITHOUT waifusSold the mostThat's gravity circuitSo no, he's not meant to be a waifuPlease learn to think before you post next time, okay :)
>>683207481so he's 7'4"?
Did anyone else just hear a coin noise?
>>683207336That was the end of ESA Legends, which was his event.
No intermission anymore?
>>683207513>coin schizo from last event is still herePlease take your meds
>>683207091You will pay for this
>>683207375ASM was fantastic, I'd just switch two of the long runs with bing bing wahoo and it would honestly be the best marathon we could ask for.
>>683207481The fear in TinyTim's eyes. He knows this man can swallow him whole
I will make a thread if OP doesn't
>>683207336No one here noticed that this is from last December, you guys are retards.
OSRS bingo 4hr estimate>OSRS bingo 4hr estimate
>>683207553>ASM was fantasticThe event is still ongoing anon...
>>6832075681 more page, mate
>>683207568Its only page 8 fags on GDQ were making threads too early.
>>683207586Kino run desu
>>683207607It will be missed...
>still can't afford chairs for the hosts>forced to watch morbidly obese nerds sway on their feet for 20 minutes between runsThis was fun lads, but I'm going back to ASM.
Good thing Silent Hill in on ASM while these two blather on about whatever.
>>683207586I groaned when I saw this in the schedule ngl>>683207607true true, not watching rn because waging
Kinda cool they are upfront about how this works
>>683207586Metako's legacy lives on!
>>683207636See you in a few hours
These two suck at small talk
>>683207636>Please join us in the other thread, PLEASEWould you relaxRome wasn't built in a day, the event will get more notice eventually, or it won't
>>683207705It's not so small with him there.
There have been doomposts about ESA becoming GDQ for at least two years now, is there something new this year or is it the same complaints as before?
One thousand dollars
>>683207705They should make out to break the ice
>>683207530Deleted it, my bad, I'm a fag
>>683207656last time i checked the schedule it had a four minute estimate.i'm glad its longer than four minutes, but... four hours? i wonder what they'll make of it.
>>683207705They try to talk but keep instinctively swallowing their words.
>>683207756There's at least one who is some kind of weird GDQ fanboy and seethes and doomposts about every other marathon, especially ESA as it's the most prominent other one on here. Others are drama addicts who WANT more GDQ shit and more trannies and stuff, they don't actually want speedruns.
Where's the video games?
>>683207653>that rant in the beginning about ESA not being an event where people banned from GDQ are welcomedWhen did ESA start asskissing GDQ so hard?
>>683207756It's never been this bad, the event started with a dude going on a rant about how it's all about the charity and how that's the whole focus of the event, the exact same thing that started the downward spiral of GDQNow with the fake positivity and fucking donation cam I don't see it getting any better
>>683207059Speaking of which, this is on the schedule.
huh, this auzzie marathon looks better
>>683207756At this point, becoming GDQ would be an improvement.
>>683207825Schedule says it stats in about five mins, feels like they've been talking for half an hour.
>>683207882The highs have been higher
>>683207874>>683207874MIG NOW>>683207874>>683207874MIG
>>683207836Desperate times need desperate measures.
>>683207882it isminus all the trannies
>>683207836They don't want to be known as "the event where GDQ rejects congregate," not that hard to understand.
>>683207912Little early…….
>>683207756its been discussed to death already so just look at the archive. tldr prize mommy served as the trigger for everyone already upset with how the event was being run to leave. everyone's gone now
>>683207882Some anons bitched about a long FF9 run and Skyward Sword run but there's been a lot of fun, same with the Dogwater Runs marathon before that, we've been eating good till now.
>>683197757Blood Money run. Kotti is one of the cool speedrunners that cares more about entertaining runs than going fast.
>>683207636Same, not really thrilled about ESA this year. Seems they doubled down on the bad changes, and want to continue. That doesn't mean that the people who left were right. Just as somebody mentioned before: Some of the guys who left were actually GDQ lite.
>>683207882Honestly as someone who watched most of the event, it fucking sucked. Terrible schedule, but there were some good moments.
20minutes and still no new run.
>>683207951I thought you said page 9 is it page 9 or 10
