Now: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the WildNext: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the PastLater: Team BuddiesYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NdnHCae_9UTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedrunsSchedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2024/schedulePrevious: >>683089539
ESA without Metako is going to be so comfy bros
this run sucks, I hope the lttp randomizer is better.
>>683163182how is this fun
What's this traveler's challenge thing?
Tony Hawk waiting room...Oh wait ESA will be on, so Stream 2 Tony Hawk waiting room...
>>683163585you touch all the towers?are you having fun?
>>683163645Oh nevermind, Tony Hawk looks like it'll be during ESA's nightly break. We're so back.
>>683163645It's still funny as fuck that when we saw the Tony Hawk Underground logo on their desktop, some anon mistook it for a porn game they're familiar with and made a big thing of it being on there.
>>683163802I don't know how they could even make that mistake, it's right under the remake Tony Hawk. Coomers.
>>683163585Playing it like a Ubisoft game.
>>683163802That reminds me, I should play THUGPRO again. I wonder if we can get a /v/ lobby going.
Time is going by too fucking fast, how was ESA Winter 5 months ago?
>>683164460I don't remember.
>>683164460You're getting older.
what
>>683164558Impossible. Must be jewish trickery
>>683164460purple
I bet it could be done a lot faster if she used minecarts to fly directly from tower to tower.
is this the esa waiting room
>>683166367this is stream 2
IM A HEADBANGA
>>683166367No, this is Patrick.
>games come in under estimate>get bonus runs without any donation begging bullshit holding them hostage firstI think the Australians are ok.
HELLO NERDS AND VIRGINS
>>683167047it was a short and comfy run, cant complain
>>683168379Kinda funny, we got all those complaints about long runs and the thread flatlines as soon as we get the short ones.
>>683169191Final Fantasy was boring but the Skyward Sword run was fun as fuck.
They've got the runner names on the wrong side.
in san diego
>>683169503why was one better than the other?
>>683171550Both were good, comfy runs with good couch/runner banter and hosts that weren't interrupting constantly and often got in on the vibe too.
>>683161026I beat the ghost first try, these staff ghosts are babby tier. I wish there were some place you could download ghosts from the world record-holding Jap racers.
>>683171920catching up on the event, what other runs are worth a watch?
>>683172339FuturamaMario Kart 64Pokemon ORASGod of War 2Banjo-KazooieCrypt of the NecroDancer (trainwreck)Spyro: Year of the Dragon
>>6831723395 minute showcasewatch the mw2 run when its live tomorrow
>>683172649>>683172662thanks anons, I'll check them out.
>>683172339God of War 2 was really good.
is the person on the left a troon
>>683173365runner in the left + commentator on the right
Man, I was looking forward to this event but I think I got burned out by watching a shitty GDQ. I watched like 5 or 6 runs that I wanted to watch the first two days and nothing else. I'm not even hyped for ESA tomorrow one bit. It's weird because last year when we had 6 weeks straight of speedrun events I had them on nearly the entire time. This might be the end of speedrun watching for me :(
>>683173568Should have watched Dogwater.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl5eVhw0x3E
>>683173568Idk, it's hard to get hyped for these events anyways, but I kind of look forward to them because they break up the monotony on my TV the rest of the year which is shitty tv streaming shows.
>>683173568>>683173870dogwater was so much fun, even the runs that dnf. there was only a handful of dry runs, like the first yugioh and a few other runs by people that werent the main crew.
sten has been choking all run, jesus
That was impressively close, especially for a randomizer.
Is ESA today?
>>683175585Why did he go for normal attacks instead of spins, it basically cost him the race
>>683176529Depends on when "today" is for you, but it is within the next 24 hours
no
>sten choking again already
>>683177090why not?
SAY ITWITHME
>>6831765299 hours
the countdown of shame
>>683178203Another L for this anon.
>>683178203Still doing som premature ejaculation there anon.
I spent the entire time trying to find good racing music to use in Outrun now that it supports loading any amount of custom music in the radio.
>>683178424Eurobeat is always an option.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6pNxKTgVyA
>>683178424just put in the Initial D soundtrack
>>683178424Cool vibrations....Hahahaha (I wanna dance)
I was gonna say "Can I beat my shitty PB before they finally start?", but then they started.
>here I'm going to rob a bikeFuck, that escalated quickly.
>dev beat it, so they kept the hard levels inbased
I must be well-rested for ESA so goodnight anons.
>>683179563Players will always find a way. Companies just deliberately hire the most cranially impacted, vacuous, retarded people possible to """playtest""" their games
am i crazy for thinking this guy sounds dutch?
>>683179789hire? i dont know what its like now but like 20 years ago i was part of microsofts invite only beta tester program. i remember for sure getting this gold cd in a dual case from them for Rise of Nations. none of us in that program were paid. i really doubt beta testers are paid these days
ESA (soon)
>>683180397I can kinda hear it too
>>683180656well
>>683180561Damn, Anon got paid almost as much as a 4chan janitor, you must be so close to retirement after receiving that immense monetary compensation!
>>683180759hey i was literally 12 and being a beta tester was the tightest shit to brag about in the gamespy arcade chat rooms. imagine being 12 and getting mail from microsoft in the early 2000s, games with plain font labels with BETA COPY under the titles
what time does ESA start
>>683180897https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
>>6831808978 hours
>>683180397>>683180656Yes, the fuck is wrong with your ears?>>683180735There's some grim irony for having an Irish person playing this game, blowing shit up and stuff.
At 11:45pm Kingdom Hearts run is scheduled to go for around 5:30hrs who the fuck is going to be awake to watch all of that?
>>683181309I always fall asleep during Kingdom Hearts runs, no matter what time they're scheduled.
>>683181309It's 1am for them, nobody will be awake, that's the point.
I realize the player character is basically this magnificent bastard with arms and legs.
When will one of these non GDQ marathons get the balls to host barkley's shut up and jam gaiden?
>>683182805No marathon can contain Barkley
>no WRBoo
>>683183264Remember when it was ordinary dudes doing this? Good times.
>>683183264It would be super funny though because I really want GDQ to come out of the woodwork, and start bitching and condemning another charity marathon for running this game.I want to see them go full toxic trying to police what other marathons can and can't run just because it would be a bad look for them.
>>683183809They don't care, they're barely aware other marathons even exist, it's all beneath them.
Did I miss time buddies, was it fun?
>>683184682yeah
>>683184587Lol lmao, do we need to talk about all the GDQ staff condeming and causing drama with ESA when the recent boogaloo started?They 100% give a shit, and almost all of them participate in drama.One of their main staffers, bbroseff was in the discord causing shit until he had a meltie and left when people kept giving them shit and critiques when all he wanted to do was drag ESA.
>>683184682It was pretty cool, obscure game run by a dude who loves it and the run and wants to share it.
>TAS
>TAS into CelesteI regret falling asleep during Zelda even though I was exhausted
>>683184939>>68318501345 minutes of it! FORTY-FIVE!
>>683185013Celeste is the ultimate test. Is it going to go full pozz? So far it's been calm and the only freakshows are the runners but they didn't make it out to an entire personality.
I am tool-assisted
>Crowd Control Celeste
>tranny just sounds like gollumI am dreading when their games come up.
>literally a video file
I am now dead from the flashing, thanks ASM.
tool assisted flash game speed running
FUCKING KILL ME, SOMEONE SHUT THIS LORD OF THE RINGS REJECT UP
>costs 2 frames to be woman>still chooses the slower option because it has to be about themtip top kek, way to ruin the entire point of a TAS
Why the fuck showcase that?
>ESA soon>Forsen started to speedrun a few days ago
>celeste speedruntime to take a fucking nap.
>she/herI don't know why I would ever expect something else.Why did this game become a designated Tranny game?
>>683188469Idk, you heard the introduction. All trannies feel like it's a personality trait to play this game and they have to if they are.It's stupid.
>box says speedrunning event>look inside>let's play
Is this the most obnoxious tranny this event so far? The other ones haven't been too bad, but this is just too much.
This is a take away that cis women are garbage at video games.
I've never heard one that was so loud.
>>683188884Yes, and of course they play celeste. It shows you who the trendsgenders are and who are the ones who have a valid mental illness.These guys are fucking awful and I'm almost ready to just tune out and wait for ESAI'm done with this garbage.>>683188958>cis womanBro that's a tranny, can you not tell by the masculine screams every two seconds?
I legit can't tell what's more cringe this overacting tranny or the e-girl from ESA.This is fucking unbearable.
>>683190309This is the first run I just outright paused, do trannies really think women act so "aggressive" and burst in loud laughter ever 30sec?
>>683190387I don't even know at this point. I don't really meet a MtF who understands what it means to femmenine, it's mostly just pornsick ideals.This is the most masculine and annoying version of one I've met. I hate it. Ruined the run.
>that laughholy fuck
holy FUCK that laugh jesus christ
>>683190457>I feel like a woman>act nothing like a womanAt least TRY and act like one, I would respect trannies a lot more if they actually put some effort into trying to look/act like a woman.
I'm telling you guys, this is a real contender for the worst CC ever.Like this is somehow more painful than fake bitch acting.
this is awful, can we mercy kill this run.
>>683190767Most got in their rut from not putting much effort into what they actually are. Setting the difficulty level to Dante Must Die and expecting things to get better seems counterintuitive but I guess it makes sense if you play Celeste enough times.
>>683188469it was one of the first to jump on the tranny bandwagon. the creator trooned out and retroactively made Madeleine a trans character and everyone clapped for how brave it all was
>>683190767Which is why I respect lumilaura a lot more than many other MtF in the scene
>>683191464>Rages like a lad down at the pub>Has more chins than Jabba the Hutt>Complains about how unfair life is while being handed everything for free>Intensely obnoxious, unfunny and self inserting into every conversation>Furry in denialYeah man, excellent example.
>>683191926but anon, every tranny does that while not putting in an ounce of effort
>>683191464Almost makes me want to track down that exact thread that getting was thirsty as fuck over them during that eyetoy run.
>>683192026Alright but what's your point then? It's a troon like any other. I'm assuming you think they pass at the very least (I do not).
>>683192160they pass better than that freak running Celeste right now and my opinion is that counts for something.
>>683192285I guess man. I just miss when it stopped at traps and you genuinely couldn't tell sometimes, it made for a funny 50/50.
>>683192349the death of both the tomboy and the femboi is a crime upon humanity, we can agree on that
>>683191464Only trans streamer I can think of that passes is Umbra.
that laugh is so bad
Someone give me a (You) when the run is over
>>683193743(you)
PLUM IN 4 HOURS
>>683194116why would you lie to me?
>>683193743ok
>>683194561:)
>>683194351Cool, not really hyped for it though.No stream 2 and no 24 hour format. Stream 2 was kino because of the shit we are seeing on ASM right now. I don't want to be subjected to tranny over acting screaming for 2 and a half hours. Stream 2 would save me right now.
What's the record for this category, I'm curious if 2:30 is a decent time.
Seriously does Celeste need to be at every fucking event
>>683194721There is no category.They are doing crowd control cringe that's why the estimate is what it is.WR for this category is fucking 44 mins.
>>683194841>44 minGoddamn. Are there even any crowd control shit going on right now, it feels like the troon is just shit at the game.
>>683194940Don't know, I stopped watching because I got sick of masculine screeching like a little girl.
>>683194771you will watch the lame designed-for-speedrunning tranny-revisionism game and you will like it
>>683194940sometimes there is but the troon is also terrible at the game
>>683195102Still funny to me how the game notorious for the tranny revisionism update still has the 'Matt Makes Games' logo in the opening from before the transition
>>683194351BASEDBASEDBASED
>overestimateand I thought the runners of this game would run fast and die late........
>>683183809>>683184587You missed the head GDQ guy ribbing on Fast50 for not having enough women/blacks and everyone counter-snapping at them
>Twitch chat trying to claim the overestimate is because of crowd control.Sure.
Man this dude is huge, mirin' those gains.
nice let's play bro
>>683178424Enthusia and Gran Turismo music. Atmospheric drum'n'bass would also go down well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hCxlWaMdMc
>>683193743Time has been called, your majesty
>>683195102Not even GDQ would give us 2 and a half hours of Celeste
>>683196043Thank you sir
Yep I'm out until Silent Hill
Tranny block
Why did they mute the game?
>>683197032Just seems to be very quiet.
Oh cool Hollow Knight is on>107%LaaaaameIf you don't want to fight Absolute Radiance just run True Ending or Any% instead this is the poser category
grim hours
>>683198912two more hours of this shit, god damn
So this is the godless night of which you speak
>>683199460Not exactly, the godless nights thing was mostly about people chasing attention and numbers on leaderboards rather than running for the fun and to improve yourself.
i do enjoy ASM overall but my god they do have the lowest effort possible trannies, christ
>>683199842No it was simply an extended streak of absolutely shit runs.
>>683199842Oh you meant the original context it was said in, not the way we've been using it in marathon threads, never mind.
>>683200102You could say it started to be used in context of terrible runs because both are not mutually exclusive
>>683197248ESA
>still an hour left of this shitpainful
>>683202784Eh, the gameplay itself is alright.
>ESA isn't even up>thread is lapping this oneWhy wasn't it just one thread?
>>683203814This one probably needed the ESA stuff in the OP so anons searching for a thread didn't find none there.
Over estimate!!!!!!!!!!!
Silent Hill runs are always boring to me
I'm here for Silent Hill
>>683205554but ESA is so bad that i'm watching SH anyways
>>683207519Me too anon, glad I'm not the only one. That intro kinda made me lose interest
>>683208219have you seen the donation cam?
he's all alone with no couch, like all of us here in this thread instead of at ESA
what ending is he going for?
>>683208309Wait that is real? I checked the ESA thread and assumed it was just tech fucking up. How can you make the worst decision from previous ESA even worse. Kinda makes me glad with how amazing the ASM donation readers have been.
needs a few more pronouns
>>683208432Dog.
>>683208321Makes it really feel like it's stream 2. I'm enjoying the comfy
Terminally low energy
>>683208432>>683208461I mean UFO.
>>683208321He said his family and friends are in the audience
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kino
yea this is kino
Is this Mr. Bungle?
it makes me kind of proud that I figured out the limb number puzzle within minutes
>>683208435it's real, here's the one for the current run
Harry *hwapoosh* go.
I don't know why but watching this corpse play and commentate silent hill by himself while getting the bad ending with a dead-sounding cybil slapping Harry makes this run feel like a weird dream that I'm having
>>683209686It looks so stupid that I'm still not fully convinced it's real. What the fuck is ESA doing. Glad I watched the silent hill run
In awe of this lad
I wish it was d2 instead, but the last time we had that run in esa or something it was ass
how did we lose to the eurobros
>>683216197ESA trainwreck is more interesting than an okay run. I'm learning a new game, hbu?
>>683216454posting amongst frens
kingdom Hearts soon I hope the thread doesn't die
>>683209127
>>683217552what's the janny ruling on multiple marathon threads?
>>683217638they're separate events so they both stay. If this thread hits the bump limit then I'll make another one
>>683217997Dude in a silk dress
>>683217997Looks like a school shooter
>KH (squaresoft)comfy
I have a good feeling about this r->5 hoursI... still have a good feeling about this run
>>683218630when did that FF movie come out? the one that cause them to lose money and make the merger
This intro cutscene fucks
>>683218903I had a feeling it came out way before 2004
>pick sword drop shieldNOOOOOOOOOOO
>you can't skip the cutscenes>2 hours of cutscenes>it's in japanesegive it to me straight KHfags, is this going to be unwatchable?
>this audio balancecan't hear shit, captain
>>683219068I think by virtue of it not being another 9 hour run it'll be good, relatively
Why didn't they just play it in English if they can't skip the fucking cutscenes?
>>683219728maybe version exclusive glitches/faster text/the usual
>>683219728Because the JP release plays differently you nonceThey explain it
>>683219818ah I see it was also a bid war. fucking weebs.
>>683219857i'm retard
>cutscene%>but it's JP so no IT'S NO USE, THAT GIRL HAS LOST HER HEART, SHE CANNOT WAKE UP memes
>>683220476i guess we have to live with the commentators explaining everything
Genuinely what the fuck was his problem
>>683220671>hahaha sora we should go on the raft just the two of us and leave riku behind>hahahaha jkwhat was HER problem
JP Kairi a cute
I don't think I'll watch ESA until they fix the audio. My left ear's fine now that I haven't had it on for awhile
where IS sora's mom?
>>683221105I'm just enjoying the actual charisma on this couch instead of 1:30:00 of Finnish mumbling over a game no one has ever heard of
>>683220671small dick energy.
>Squal- I mean Leon
Comfy
I want to watch more ASM but I don't like KH and I'm not interested in watching any more of it. I'm pumped for the Tony Hawk games though.
>Kingdom Hearts speedrunning deep lore>a dev secretly posting a ridiculous time years ahead of anyone elseThis is actually interesting
*&&X%...
chronologically confused KH
NOT CLAYTON
EH AH OH CRAYTON
>>683226123kek
i forgot there's actual murder in kingdom sharts
don't some categories mod out these sectiond?
>>683227886*sections
>>683227886do you mean the gumi ship sections?
>>683228238yeah
>>683227886I don't have the stream open, but the mod might be English PC only, so if they are playing in JP and/or on a console, it wouldn't work
>>683228317Iirc there are categories that mod those out in KH2 and KH3, but I don't think it's a thing in KH1. That is also in the pc versions, while this is the console version.
>>683228527>>683228675ok that makes sense thanks
God Agrobah is the fucking worst
>>683229509No, atlantica is the worst
>>683229883Atantica is optional
>>683229509Deep Jungle was my least favorite.
werster when?
>halloween town theme starts playing
>>683232181In like 5 hours lol
>>683232462Wait, are ESA & ASM gonna be on Pokemon at the same time?
I just want you all to know that you're inside wasting your day watching speedruns while Chibi is out in a park selling unlicensed homemade takoyaki.
>>683232547Unless ESA bro chokes massively and ASM go early again probably not
>>683232802Damn so it's one after another? Whoever likes Pokemon runs will enjoy this afternoon
>>683232547Going by the schedules, ESA's Pokemon run should end five mins before ASM's starts.
Captain Hook Eggman.
Fucking insanity of the Skyward Sword run with their lumpy pumpkin shitpost still manages to be infect a run 24 hours later.
petah pah
whats the lore explanation for hook being susceptible to stop?
page 10
>>683237623im the only one watching this, and he didnt T-pose btw
>>683237906im also watching just not bumping
My friends are my power!
>>683238268Your a fool Sora
>>683238469>steal your keybladenow what bitch?
>Jesse McCartneyI haven't heard than name in forever
>>683240828lol
HELLO IS THIS THE ESA THREAD
>>683241115we're stream 2 yes
simba summon is so kino, anyone got a webm
Pichy_Stockmann is a fat tranny btw, just a heads up for Bulk Slash.
COMEOPEN YOUR HEART
>>683243178At least of the rest of the day is looking peak
>>683244007>the vidya>no /v/ sub-boardstears in the rainwhat even prompted the creation of /vg/, i don't remember
>>683244148SC2 and LoL threads polluting everything
How was Team Buddies? I loved that game as a kid.
>>683244392It looked really cool given the limitations. Might give it a play myself after watching.
>>683244883I really enjoyed playing the multiplayer with the other neighborhood kids. There's a lot of fun balance between building your own army up and disrupting everyone else since the blocks are a shared resource.
comfy run
Pretty fun and comfy run, despite being KH. Actually stayed up to see the end
>5:30 of unskippable cutscenes>dont even let you watch the endingwhy do they do this
>>683245609So you can play it and find out what happens.
>Bulk Slash>it's the shitty ass fan troonslation with the shitty dubbingfucking kill me. I'm closing the stream and going to ESA.
>>683247310is it the dub with Edobean? anons mentioned it in ESA threads
I wonder if werster will say it if I donate a thousand.
>>683247486He knows the rules
>she/her>stockmannlol
At least this is short
dead thread.
>>683249794sa2b waiting room
surf's up, mate
>rescue humans by touching themhey the voices say the same thing to this robotcool
i did not ask for this run
>>683249794I'm drawing Pokemon
>>683251753Can you draw us a Cinccino?
>>683249794tony hawk soon
>>683252432sorry, doing roserade
>>683253482Hope it's porn
i saw a post that said they would donate a thousand dollars if werster scream disgusting black creatures on stream
>>683254042Looks like we're getting at least 1 more generation of cancer deaths
>>683253953how does she do that
Whoa...
HEY THATS
You're the fake hedgehog around here.
Fake? You're not even good enough to be my fa
>Disgusting nigger creatures, get out of my sightWoah there werster, we didn't even donate for it
That's a lot of words to tell me that the Knuckles stages are scientifically designed to be as unfun as possible, like I theorized.
>>683254940I imagine the point is to make you explore as much of the level as possible. I did always notice in Pumpkin Hill you'd always have a shard on each of the 3 mountains.
>>683254431
>>683251753>>683252432>>683253482>>683253736>>683255889Maybe I'll try Cinccino during Werster's run but I rather watch it instead
>first try crazy gadget skip skipdudenice
why did he do it
Werst run of the marathon.
>>683256646And the Final Rush skip, very good stuff.
>>683256695billions must file claims
skip to pokemon i don't give a shit about this next run
>>683256038Cartoons are so fucking gay.
>girl>"speedruns" a cooking gameheh...
>>683257252>girl
>masksDo Australians really?
>>683252432I didn't want to draw this but I think I'll make it my Plum for this ESAalso I have safe search disabled. Why is there so much readily available porn of this thing
>>683257460>gleefully put themselves into campsYes.
>>683257765Cool, there's probably so much because it's a cute design and makes people horny. Looking forward to Plum if you go with it.
>>683256695Because California fucking sucks and he wants to see the entire state go under.
>>683258240Sonic sez: communists are okay with jews raping children!
>>683258160hopefully I can out do my Plum from last year>I lost my Plum noooo
>Wersterbased
>>683259263I probably have your plum, which one was it?
>want to draw something>tfw broken hand
>>683259736Use your other hand, pussy.
>>683259692
>missed SA2 so I'll have to rewind for it>but Pokemon Stadium with werster is also about to be onWhen will I get sleep tonight?
>>683259730I found it!>>683259878No sleep for you silly
>Werster run turns into a rally
Hmm on second thought maybe I should just go watch the SA2 run now.
>kakunnyWhat did japan mean by this?
>>683259839Kill me.
>>683260430beautiful. the rest of the thread should draw a pokemon too!
They were cute, can we have them back?
>>683260430Soul>>683260507Sure, brb.
>...bring back ASM station 2so they had 2 streams at one point?
>>683260267Thank you! I'm pretty happy with how that run went.
>>683261096If that's you, I'm only 5 minutes in and it's pretty tight so far. Great job.
>>683260841In the Avcon days they were only daytime so had two streams to fit the runs in
YERDUN
>SEE YOU LATER NIGLET
>>683261409I see
>>683259971>Tony Hawk block lateroh god I can't even get a nap in!
This is kino
I haven't played on N64 controller in over 20 years ;_; how difficult is it to understand the inputs for picking a Pokemon in this game?
>>683261743It was weird even for the time.
>skyward sword runner is back>immediately starts yellinglol
>>683261859okay that shouldn't be hard to understand, there's a huge C in the middle of the yellow button plus the buttons in the game are coloured according to their input. I guess they aren't paying too much attention to that and are just going with what Werster & JT are telling them to press
i got home just in time for this hell yeah
What's your favourite Pokemon?
What's that Pokemon?Sandaconda you fucking retard.
>>683261743It's being run on a pair of joycons. You input C buttons by moving the right analog stick in that direction
>>683262139
>>683262275oh this is on the Switch version. Makes sense why they're having so much trouble
>ESAfags were given the opportunity to mig and watch stadium 2 kino>rejected itshame
>>683262139i love this little guy like you wouldnt believe
>>683262582he/him
>>683262035Yeah but it'll still take a moment of "wait what's that?" for people who haven't touched something with N64 controls for decades, if ever.
>>683262582we couldn't save him...
>>683262567You've got to remember that a lot are tourists who are here for the spectacular drama dumpster fire they've been promised, they're really not here for the speedruns.
>10% chance to freezeThis is the biggest crock of shit ever perpetuated.I think I've seen single digit freezes over the course of 20 years.
>>683262748thats why these threads and dogwater were kino
>>683262847Most people dont run ice because it sucks dick so it makes sense.
It amazes me how little they actually try
Never played Stadium, do you have to remember which button is for which attack?
>>683262875>you already know :rat:what do i know?
>>683262567I need sleep dawg
>>683262875Yeah it's been nice to just have comfy threads for the most part, only thing we've really had is the usual handful of people bitchy about long runs and RPG runs.
>>683262919You can hold either L or R to show the moves listIt's this way for multiplayer so your opponent doesn't read your shit
>>683262919theres a "show" button that reveals what attacks and Pokemon you have. You have to hold it down, that way you dont reveal to a p2 near you seeing your pokemon/moves>werster just leavesthis is so much fun
werster is exploring the hotel, do not believe his lies
Is every woman in Australia Asian?
I'd play the lickitung minigame with her if you know what I mean
>>683263186And Africa..Canada..WW3 won without a shot being fired
>>683262875>bat tatsbased
>>683263448bat tats ended up winning the prize for their donation
Nice.>>683263545They apparently didn't have a way to contact him, anon must've forgotten to put his real email.
>>683263660They did end up in contact with him in the end.
>>683261859i distinctly remember going to a store with mom when i was 5 and they had a n64 running turok, i spent like 5 to 10 minutes pressing "every button" and never figured out how to attack or move around, i never even knew the Z button was behind till over 10 years later when looking at pictures on google to map the layout to my generic pad on the emulator, fucking hell
Greetings from the ESA threadJust reruns rn sadly, time for some comfy stadium over here.This is the last ESA, shit is NOT surviving after this.
>>683264630Is it going poorly? I thought it started really well
>>683263395>And Africawait what
>>683264630Nah, it'll be fine.
>>683264692Less than half of last year for day 1. Numbers are looking real rough. The whole drama did quite the damage.
>>683264692it's a nothingburger, they aren't going to get rid of the event, it's just cucked due to the mommy drama
>>683264778>The whole drama did quite the damage.Mind explaining?
>im due for a crit>critsbased
>>683264821Why are there so many events happening at the same time this year? RTA and BSG too. Are there more events than usual or am I tripping?
>>683264630Day 1 was too depressing for me. Maybe it'll get better.>half of the familiar faces are gone>the remaining familiar faces are the ones I don't want to see>hosts are extremely anxious and awkward>the donation camera, quite possibly the worst idea I've ever seen any marathon implement>that "we're here for the cause" intro speech>constant audio balance issues>the mysterious high frequency noise that is secretly giving everyone brain damageI don't give a shit about the donation numbers, I care about seeing the speedrunning community get together live. If people don't want to get together at ESA, that kills the event for me.
>>683264896No joke. I never heard of Dogwater or AusSpeedrun, but I'm having fun with the option to switch between whichever I'm vibing with. Plus the threads are comfy
>>683264931Yeah, I dont care much for the "numbers" but they are a natural result of all the things missing.
>>683264865>Questionable shit happens to Lovare (Prize Mommy)>She reports it>"Don't worry, we got it.">Fast forward multiple years>Metako moves to Sweden to work for ESA then immediately moves back to Ireland after only two events>Lovare goes public with the questionable shit because they did absolutely jack and shit to rectify it>Everybody from the top down starts to leave>Edenal and Planks (event runners) turn out to be extremely dogshit at damage control and are basically digging the grave for the event every time they speak
>>683264896They often end up crowded around times when people have off work, especially at the stuff that's more like BSG where people are functional human beings with normal jobs.>>683265014> I never heard of Dogwater You have my sympathy for missing the first Dogwater.
>>683265014plus they were both on youtube which is a better viewing experience than twitch
>>683265178It really is way better, both for watching and for looking back on stuff to do webms and shit.I sure don't enjoy having to cycle TTV LOL or other extensions to get around the spammy as fuck ads that some of these events run on Twitch.
>werster barely suppressing his seethe
how is everyone this fucking bad at pressing directions
>>683264931>>the donation camera, quite possibly the worst idea I've ever seen any marathon implementi thought they woulda got the hint last time when they had the announcer sitting with the couch, that shit was so gay>>683265014last time asm was the week before or so, as well>>683265357werster is gone and is possessing the body of whoever sits in his spot
>>683265467Switch N64 controls are dogshit
>>683265357He really, really loves pokemon bless him
>>683265467>>683262275
I forgot the animations on Stadium Jynx were the thing of nightmares.
Are the pokemon rentals?
>>683265980yes, this is the only reason why pokemon stadium is interesting, because rentals have weird coverage and weird shit going on that makes it not a one move spam cringefest.
>>683266046It's also why the Battle Factory is the best feature in the entire franchise. Man, that was super fun.
This is just press A the game
>>683266637>press a the gameWell yes, you need to press buttons to navigate menus, and pressing A means you're attacking.It would be a retarded run if you didn't actually choose to attack and KO your opponent pokemon.
>>683266637many such cases
This switching out is cringe bitch ass NPC
>>683266979You having a stroke?
is that ninja
>>683265517what the hell
is this the esa thread
>werster hasn't actually done a thingNo refunds
no losses yet
>>683267627No, this is Patrick.
>>683265517Why did they assign c buttons to the face buttons when they are already assigned to the stick? I'm so confused.
>>683265517yikes
>>683265517>dedicated clap button
>>683267849They know Americans need it.
I want to fuck LittleCrowShae
is this a loss
>>683268564Its over.
>>683268564Kind of yeah, they had to resort to their safety saves because that fucker picked the wrong stuff.
>>683268373Gorgeous woman. Look at her fat fucking rack
>>683268679Wait did tranny fuck up being spoonfed directions in stadium?
>>683268856yeah lol. chose zapdos instead of articuno
werster's looking different...
OVER ESTIMATE
>>683269031Can't believe they made him transition after saying the nword on stream
aus overruns 2024
Not much you can do when one in like thirty people can't listen to simple instructions.
she got a dumpy
Holding hands with Lacey
>>683269403*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
>>683269393It's not even a speedrun at this point. I don't know why anyone would care about estimate outside of time management purposes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPjxFDDGcg
ew it's the tony hawk remake
>>683270461isn't this guy a pedophile
>>683270895>
>announcer doing live mic sighinglol
I don't want ASM to endI don't want to be left with ESA
what the hell
... I regret staying up for this
shoutout
>that voice
What the fuck is that
>Those piercings>That voice
>>683271757Yeah I can't be arsed with the drama shit that seems to be the big draw to a lot of anons this time.
lumpy pumpkin
>hawk blawk>this is what people were hyping upoh nononononnononONONONONONON AHAAHAAA
What the fuck is that?
>>683272086>>683272068>>683272109cmon man you can see his 5 oclock shadow
oh I just unmuted
So this is the legendary australian bants...
Every time I check out one of these marathons it's a tranny. Every time. Every fucking time.>lol why d oyou care though?Because literally every fucking time I open one of these streams it's a fucking tranny reeeeeeeeeeee
>>683272469its tragic, you can literally watch this guy getting groomed over the years
I'm in bed can you (you) me his name so I can add him to the Troondex tomorrow thanks
All good runs finishedGlad to share this event with you guysHave a sex
>>683272784
>shoutouts to boobs
>>683272869Sucks, I've been so busy this is the first one I've been able to watch
I was watching on 360p for some reason and it only just realized that's a she/her on the right
welp. an anti-climatic ending for me, I'm going to bed. thanks for sticking around all week and keeping the threads active. see you in the next ESA threads
>>683272469shes cute
>>683274842Word is the man's smile continues to this very day
ASM is still going on? Holy shit
>>683277082It's got a couple more runs left.
>>683277206One real run, one cringe crowd control. Watch it go an hour over time. Same guy from Borderlands
>>683278015>one cringe crowd control.So it's Australian Josh.
>499 posts
>went to bed and missed the Stadium runshithow much did werster seethe?
>>683282339He was actually pretty chill and happy throughout.
>>683282442that also a good optionto the vods!
This crowd control has been fun too
>>683284407It's not unlike that GTA Chaos rum from some years back.
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