Now: Prince of Persia: The Sands of TimeNext: ProdeusLater: Metal Gear Rising: RevengeanceStream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonStream 2: Anon.....Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>683207874
She was page 10 years old. Good job!
I'm plumming
It's quiet...
migged
Portal speedrun in 1.5h
Migged
>>683216497>overnight long haul weeb anime run had more soul than the entirety of ESAit's over..
This game was fucking amazing to me at the time
I genuinely think they've been slowly lowering the runner mic volume over the hour. And no I will not medicate.
Why do I hear a high pitched coin noise?
Miniskirt and Minidress plums drawings and sex gifs
>>683216537The Dogwater dog doesn't deserve this cruel fate.
>>683216583Same.
>eastern european is the only one with pronounsBizzaro speedrunning event
>>683216604How much for Mako's secret Plum +5 stashI want the goods
>>683216497We were wrong to doubt his power.
>>683216537Does she use peanut butter too
CHOKE
miggin
>>683216537MODS MODS MODS
my run is nextn't
>they removed the Gurumin_at_esa_when ticker donationGurumin bros...
Is the choke incoming or has it arrived?
Bros I think I'm in love..
>>683215852>>683215854>>683215856>>683216004>>683216528>>683216401Okay you guys are retarded. If you look at the frequencies during a run, you clearly see a random singular peak at 15533 Hz. That is not natural sound, that is a shitty audio setup. And in the main picture in >>683215796, you see a band at the top around the 15000 range that is present for some time, then stops but starts again. It stops 43 minutes in, which matches with https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2202544396?t=00h43m20s which is when the run itself stops. It starts again at 1:04, which https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2202544396?t=01h04m20s again is when the run starts. That run ends at 2:03, see https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2202544396?t=02h03m41s. And then the next run and band starts again at 2:25, which matches with the vod https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2202544396?t=02h15m13s. All of this to say, that constant noise that is present only during the runs is not natural, but some fuckup on their audio setup that non-boomers are able to hear.>>683216550Yes, it is close to the upper bound of what people are able to hear. That is why some people don't hear anything, while others do. Probably their audio guy is a boomer, so that person doesn't notice the sound.
the choke starts
why doesnt their hud show the next run anymore
>4 resets in a rowUh oh
>>683216809Still purple.
>>683216768They even renamed it to Anonymous and removed the donation message wtf, I thought they were going to be less nofunallowed this event. Well, good thing I only did $1 to test the waters.
>>683216809Requesting a drawfag make Plum thet audioschizo
>>683216809just play the high frequency sound upside down so that it cancels out
THAT'S NOT FUNNY
He's not very good at this
YIKES
my ears feel funny
>>683216809>he doubled downkek
THAT'S NOT FUNNY(OSTRICH NOISES)SORRY!
this bitch sounds like croc
STOP
>>683216904>>683216906HE DID EVERYTHING PERFECTSHE'S NOT COOPERATING!
UGH... moan~
>>683216809Lunaa, would you mind explain this post to us?
>gamesdonequick>esamarathon>asmspeedrunvery original naming scheme
>not 24/7WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>683217003fucking lmao
Not everything is a trap, you know?
SHES ALREADY DEAD
OW~
>>683216909>go to turn on my hearing aide>it's already purple
>>683217003huh?! uh..macrophone? :)
>like 20 resetsUH BROS??? IS HE CHOKING
>>683217005>Dogwater RunsOriginal and beautiful.
OWSORRYOW
What the fuck is happening. That had to be at least the 15th attempt
>>683217007that ASM would fill the void>>683217005*ausspeedruns
Holy shit make it stop please
THAT'SNOTFUNNY
>>683217093h-hardest trick in the game
>>683217108THAT'S NOT FUNNY
Rate the run.
>>683217104>>683217007>>683217005here >>683162848
when is he going to stop trying
Why does he keep killing her?
Whatever fucking skip he was trying to do with this he could have just played the game normally by now lmao
>>683216809Thank you anon for checking it, now to hope ESA staff fixes it soon. I'm a boomer too but I happen to be sensitive to sounds still.How do you record this frequency data? There's another streamer I'd like to record check it myself for in the future.
He is sweating
Legit peak of the marathon so far happening right here
>>683217125>>683217135no fun mind
>>683217154lol fuck off
At this point he hasn't saved any time
>>683217161The prince is a misogynist.
>he doesn't have his own personalized ear tetanus ngmieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Note to self, don't donate while Morshu is on donation duty, he's pruning the donation comments for anything he doesn't like.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY (BIRD NOISES)
Just walk away.
HERE WE GOOOOO*fails*HAHAHAHAHAA
Oh my fucking god
time to try another 40 times
Fucking hell this trick SUCKS
OHMYGODHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
NOOOOOO
RedeemACK!!!
Sorry!
JUST PLAY THE FUCKING STAGE NORMALLY AT THIS POINT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD
GET ME OUT OF HERE
>try to learn to do speedrunning glitch in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time>google for info>all links purple
>even the run itself is a trainwreckESAsisters...
MERCY KILL THIS, GET EM OUTTA HERE
be careful!
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!STOP!Ahhnn..
Just do it normally, this part isn't that long
Speedrunners are mentally ill. Imagine playing for over an hour and your run gets ruined by this impossible trick
My first Plum drawing for this ESA for the collection.
JUST FUCKING PLAY THE GAME NORMALLY
>another failEat shit you fucker
>fucks it up againbiggest chokes of 2024
>>683217397cute
>>683217378>Imagine playing for over an hour and your run gets ruined by this impossible trickAnd then FartHuffer69 did THIS
>>683216690There may or may not be a bikini version of this pic. I may or may not post it later.
HOW MUCH TIME DID HE WASTE INSTEAD OF DOING THE RUN NORMALLY
SSS cringe kino run
CHOKEHOKE
Should we be concerned?
okay, so that lost him what like 30 minutes now?
AHOOO
>>683217397Reminds me of a monkeeYou should draw monkee Plum
>dono camThis is cringe lol
>>683217397Did you reference Monkey Ball/Ape Escape art style? I get that vibe. Cute Plum!
WHATTHE FUCK IS WITH THE FAT MAN TALKING
>real game actually starts>Fallout Master dialogue starts playing
>>683217397Nice Plum.
>>683217462>>683217470It kinda has that vibe right? Not intentional but I can see where it comes from.Maybe i'll monkee plum later.
>>683217479GOT A COOL THOUSAND FROM ANONYMOUS
Imagine if he fucking dies during the normal gameplay too lol
>>683217397Sex.
My rupies donation was erased... We almost had it anons.
>>683217363> hitting Farah
Why didn't he pass the controller?
>>683216809um ok
Fucking hell. Remember back in like ADGQ 2014-2016, shit was an actually good show? Now they fucking let anyone in, just headass their way through the run with no regard for the actual time.All these events are just the same "Games done at a faster-than-casual pace with people that know semi-reliable glitch setups". fuck this bullshit
Whoooahhh ooaohhhhaaaahhhngl this soundtrack is pretty kino
Okay fellow PoP fags. Now he has the Tombs, the climb. then Tower fight and the final boss left. Can he make estimate?
>>683217073thank you, lunaa
>>683217629Do you want an upload of it?
>>683216937I know I'm getting baited, but it is still crazy to me that me using objective measurements still gets me called a schizo. That is saying someone should take their meds when they measure 500 ml.>>683217163I just downloaded the vod as an audio file with twitch downloader. And then put it in audacity, it has a spectogram option which is just that post. Not an expert, just wanted to know if there actually was a sound since I kinda but not really heard it. But apparently I'm not a schizo
I remember Prince of Persia feeling jank as fuck when I played it.
>>683217550
god the sweat glistening off this fat faggots forehead is giving me a headache
Why do they need to show the fat fuck every time?
couldn't they just do a tiny cut-in cam, like a videogame?!
>>683217716the combat certainly was, although I remember WW improving it a lot
dono cam makes me madder every time
Lol imagine if every GDQ donation hard cut to sent's fucking ballsac every time they had to read one. What the fuck ESA
Holy shit this ESA is grim
>>683217623it's all thanks to the whole "it's a marathon" mindset. People don't try for PB or WR at these events anymore. Good runners also don't wanna spend money on the travel expenses
>>683217798MODS MODS MODS
bro just gonna eat a fucking soft serve in the middle of the cam? lmaoo
>>683217816That sounds fucking awesome.
>>683216879That's pretty gay, I won't be donating then until someone who isn't a faggot is on donation duty.
Its ESA tradition to fuck up the first day with retarded changes. Trust the plan, chuds.
kill.
>>683217816Someone like Pippy or Nichole would be head over heels for it.
>went to get ice cream>4 minutes later camerawatcher comes back into frame with ice cream>looks straight into the camera while eatingI know you're mocking mewhat did I ever do to you
>>683217861chad move honestly
donation cam is the worst idea any speedrunning event has ever come up with.
Best song in the game
>wake up>only get to see 5 runs before stream goes offline for the day
>>683217623The 2013 GDQ were great, and the ESA 2017 was one of the best.
>Donation is read>this shows up>all you hear is PUYO!!
>>683217942This
>>683217973LITERALLY the best way to do it if they insist on keeping this shit
the dono-cam seals itgdq won this round
>>683217945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJDEApL2vfg
>>683217973THIS
>>683217995
>>683217947it's ok anon they rerun the runs over night :))
>>683217973>fat fuck casually slides in your DMs
>>683218048she looks like she'd stab me if I met her on the street late at night
>>683218048>People keep posting the plums I madeThis makes my miserable life a little better. I am such a sad person.
>>683216879Man, just let it go. Enjoy the runs
Women amirite, always playing games.
SAY ITWITHME
>>683218106misery love company and good god are we miserable
>>683217798>[Deleted]
now even if you mute the stream you'll subconsciously lip read them saying "trans rights"
>>683218067Is the joke here that last time, the stream was just frozen on the ESA logo for something like 10 hours last time?
>>683216419ESA is dead. metako left
>>683218098What about this one
>>683218048Sex.
>>683217973>>683218096So this is how women feel about being hit on. I sympathize with them now
>>683217426If you're lying, or don't post it, I'm gonna break something.
Should I comission fellatrix to draw plum?
do they still play the plum songalso, did they buy the rights to Plum or is there no one to really contest their usage?
>>683218123classic
>>683218217Sex.
>>683218217Looks like she'd sell me drugs
>>683218015shut up edenal
>>683218296The studio died and they were friends of Edenal to begin with.
>>683217325something you should know about some speedrunners is that they legit don't know how. not saying about this guy in particular, but in general, i've heard many speedrunners at these events over the years admit they only learn the speedrun by watching others' videos etc, but don't actually know how to play some of the game casually
>>683218296Donation reader said he's check with management if they could play the song
>>683218332
SAY
Looks like this runner could have some use of the sword that the Prince in the game series Prince of Persia uses to rewind time to rewind time to fix this slow run!
>overestimateit's joever
>>683218098Is that a problem? Don't want your peeny cut off by ol' Plummy? ngmi, anon...
is this mommy time?
>>683218379wild
>>683218429THAT'S NOT FUNNY
OH LAWD SAY IT WITH ME NOW!!!!
>>683218217looks like she'd molest me and then MeToo me for it
>>683218456Is prizemommy in this ESA? She wasn't in the last one.
HURRY UP!!!
>>683218456she's dead, let it go
>>683218456why are people mommying over her, she's only got tits because she's fat
>>683218456She's unironically gone, anonAlong with lie 60% of the ESA staff
OVER
>>683218531Yes, and?
OVER ESTIMATEKILL THE RUN
>>683218531don't be jealous daspharaoh
say it
owari da...
CUM
>>683218602kek
It's ESAover
>>683218456She quit and then was banned, she's never coming back.She does the prizes at NSG now.
Automatic D for that elevator fiasco
>Already over time>still choking
owari da
seriously was this VA actually a porn star or what?
>>683218602I'm not invested enough to understand that reference
>those Farah sounds
Bro, you have two arms...
>>683216419fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug I missed PoP run ;_;
now my alzheimers will never be cur- cu- now his alzheimers will uh
>>683218531Yeah breasts are literally fat dude
>>683218717the other one is busy donating to esa
>>683218663banned fo what?
>>683218664>over estimate>blowing air into the mic>otherwise quiet>boring speed gameoh yeah it's D time
I LIKE THAT JUMP!
Unironically just end it.
>>683218781She didn't put out
>>683218621
>>683218781she was banned, like a ton of other people, for criticizing the event.wsj2
>>683218782>>683218664Try ZZZ instead. D is too generous for this shitshow
was this game good even when it came out
>>683218847Who's left exactly?
>>683218886it's unironically great. Give it a try
AWOOGA
A comfy five-and-a-half hour long Kingdom Hearts run is starting on ASM. The couch banter is good so far. Just thought I'd let you all know since ESA is about to cut back to the milquetoast hosts for 20 minutes.
Back when Ubisoft developed games with French cultural mind, and not the cancerous Canadian-American mind they've been at past 15 years.>>683218886Yes, it was fun.
>>683218886Yep, entire trilogy is great
@683218886>aha if i say le contrarian opinion ill get lots of (You)'s :^)not falling for it
>>683218937barely anyone. why do you think there's no stream 2?
>>683218602? Lovare is a sweetheat, I send her cat photos all the time, why would i be jealous of her?
Are these guys super quiet or is my audio fucked?
>still>fucking>choking
>>68321897108 was kino and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't
this isn't just over estimatethis is advanced over estimate
This dude could have already finished the game if he didn't try to pretend to be a speedrunner
>>683218960>French cultural mind>game full of Africanslaffin
I'm going to go try and beat my PBs during the inevitable 20 minute intermission of fat people talking (instead of music for some reason).
HE KEEPS FUCKING DYING
doing the fight normally is faster than all this setup kek
>>683218857Yeah, I changed my mind just now at the b0ss
what just happened
the reflection of his forehead is blinding me
>>683218956Is that all they fucking do at ASM?Literally every time I opened the stream it was some absurdly long shit run.
>>683219056Great job missing the point anon.
>>683219008Jesus, I knew esa had troubles but I didn't expect it to be that bad. What the fuck happened?
Damn he's really going to town on that shit
OVER ESTIMATE
HAHAHAHA holy shit the boss fight is less than 2 minutes. If you can't handle the speedtech do it normalyl
Nice run, retard
>>683219031Combat is kinda whatever but I remember really enjoying little things about it
>>683219042
>>683218781I dont think she was banned but she wrote a tweet saying that people were hitting on her inappropriately and stalking her and blamed event goers/staff of doing it and that the security was completely shit at the event. they learned later on that it was some people that didnt even go to the event and was just random people staying at the hotel.
>>683219108great job missing the layup, retard
fucking ZZZ
PRINCE OF CHOKESIA
choke yeah! coke!
>bad at the game you expertise in
>YAY>STOP CLAPPING IT'S NOT OVER
>>683219160>25 minutes over PBHoly shit, that's embarrassing.
>inb4 mercy kill
>>683219092
RATE THIS RUN: PRINCE OF CHOKESIA
>>683219243Believe it or not I actually enjoyed the run. WAY too many chokes and overestimates force me to give it a F rating though. Sad
>>683219243ZZZ
>>683219119tl;dr two guys in charge make absolutely dumb decisions and tolerate zero criticism, this causes a ton of volunteers to step up. Then it comes out that someone got molested and the 2 guys told her to just stay quiet about it and it got shoved under the rug. Then just ignoring all the drama, banning anyone who brings up anything.
>>683219243C for choking
KH on stream 2
>>683219243D-I at least commend them for not updating the fucking estimates like GDQ was recently
>>683219243ZZZAbsolute shitshow
>>683219243STrainwreck kino
>>683219243D
>>683219163They banned her between the last ESA she showed up at and the one after, way before she posted that pastebin.
>>683219243ZZZZZ
>>683219243CHOKE(ZZZ)
>>683219243F
>>683219243fat F
>>683219243F for Fufufufufufufufuh
>>683219243S
>>683219273Fuck off
>>683219243C for chokefest.
>>683219243Z
>>683219163You can always actually read the pastebin before talking totally out of your ass, piecing together half-remembered posts you've seen here.
Who's shorter? Mister Mizzow or Tiny Tim?
>>683219286no she got banned again about a month ago
>>683219243C that was not funny
>PRODEUS NEXXTLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mizzow looks uncomfortable
>>683219336jony
>>683219243I'm doin' him a C
>>683219153nice>>683219243C for choke
>some things in life dont happen as they should *sigh*bro doomposting live
Can I beat my Outrun 2006 time attack ghost before the next run starts? Let's find out.
This feels better than last ESA right?
>you should be applauding choking
>>683219243C for CHOKING
>>683219286>>683219351What are you fucking clowns even talking about?
>>683216497god bless those that do these fucking 8 hour marathon runs and never lose any energy.
>>683219373literally who
Do not look up the Prodeus leaderboards on speedrun.com
>>683219163shut up retardenal, everyone knows exactly what happened you cuck
I thought Leprechauns weren't real.
>>683219387Sometimes nerds just look awkward, anonIt's not always a conspiracy where I'm pointing a gun at them offscreen
>>683219410Honestly? It feels dead
>>683219327>uhhh... read the pastebin sweaty!?!??!fuck off faggot
>>683219273I've watched enough Kingdom Hearts runs recently to last me a while, I'll just play a quick round of games instead.
>>683219243C
>>683219474>>uhhh... read the pastebin sweaty!?!??!This but unironically.You clearly know nothing about the situation.
look at this fucking leprechaun kek
why does mizzow have such stunted proportions is it a condition
>>683219395>fake guy.png still doesn't know how to vote
What a low energy interview
>>68321940958 seconds is easy, wish me luck.
>>683219524The Three Stooges
lovare got banned for 'being disruptive' among many others.
>>683219524ah, they got a replacement scot
>>683219543>this but unironicallydisregarded, go back to wherever you came from
>>683219387He's got no Irn Bru or Buckfast, it must suck for him right now.
>>683219153>that one ubisoft support guy who fucking loves this game still posts on the steam forumsIncredibly based desu
>>683217884One of the worst things i have ever seen in any of these marathons. I really hope they drop this one tomorrow.
so who was it that groped lovare?some anon said bigjon was getting hands with people, was she one?
>>683219642plum was banned for 37 war crimes
>>683219654Mizzow's been around for ages, him and his cousin pretty much made ESA Legends work by sticking around the entire time.
>>683219591you got this
>>683219774it was me
>>683219153cute
>>683219774Genuinely, get a grip.
>>683219774Actually it was me, I went elbow deep.
>>683219774Bigjons type is guys with huge guts
>>683219774the german
wish me luck, im up next!
PLUM!
>>683219860sorry you didn't get a chance to touch her, but that doesn't answer my question
>>683219780What Plum did in Gaza sickens me
>>683219774Lil Jon actually.
>>683219774Allegedly it was the German dude going around grabbing women and sniffing them.
>>683219942WHAT
>>683219942Yeah?
Wait, there wont be a stream 2 this event?Damn, ESA sure is fucking dead.
Actual soulless marathon now. Congrats Edenal.
>>683219942Okaaay
>>683219780That a new Plum? If so, cute. If not, cute.
>>683219968there's barely enough volunteers to run stream 1, like literally.
>cutie in the background won't walk past the cameraplease miss
>>683219958that tracksI know bigjon was picking people up without asking, and that didn't go over well, so I figured he might have had something to do with it
>>683219942BASEDGOD actually
>>683219774wasnt english ben banned for this?
>>683220036Very sad.
>>683220036>there's barely enough volunteers to run stream 1,It's even worse than I imagined. They're really fucked.
Why did they stop doing proper intermissions with funny videos, showing crowd cam and such?
>>683219958I thought that was Blacktastic
>last run went 10 minutes over estimate>hosts are still stalling for time
>>683220087here brudda
>>683219809I beat it three times, but then the game crashed because of the CD player mod... Guess one of my songs has a bad filename or something.
>>683220087ESA is on its last legs, anon. You're watching a dying animal
>>683220149frame perfect... my beloved
>>683220149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JlF5H13fdIEATSLEEPGAMEREPEAT
>>683220083i think the bottle neck was hosts. Maybe this weird dono cam has something do with so many hosts calling it quits. that, or the unscreened donos. Many hosts for stream 1 have to do double shifts
>>683220092that's what I heard too
>>683219958I think it was only that girl from that super metroid run that got confirmed to be him as far as I know. So could still be someone else that groped Lovare.
>>683220087That was ESA at its peakRemember when they commissioned their own speedrunning song?How low they've fallen thanks to grievous mismanagement
>1 hour 30 of finnish englishmercy
>ve aar pleyin verry berry ezy kino run time?
binlan :DDD
It's time
>>683220171F
>finland :DD>twitching face musclesUnbeearable. ZZZ
>low red textures>lighting effectsactually fucking disgusting visuals
Room already dead. ESA dead.
>>683220183>ESA is on its last legsOr you could say, on it's last hoplegshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvObUqjF6I
>dude starts talking>can immediately tell he's finnish as fuck without watching the streamlove them
finnish people, explain this guy to me
>>683220324No problem I'll get it next intermission.
>>683219998no but rare
>Travel to another country to attend an event only to stay at the hotel and watch the runs inteadDo people actually do this?
Fug :DDDDD
>>683220467most attendees are barely ever in the stream room
>>683220467Yes, some even attempt to grope others.
they're not even trying, doing the meme accent on purpose. so sorry you had to see this
me when finlan runner appears
>>683220375Obviously they need to be looking towards the future and cleaning the viruses out of there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ZOTUt2nQ0
>>683219780In a row?!
>>683220467>take vacation days to stay inside watching a stream all weekDo anons actually do this?
kek, look at this commentator, he's tweaking HARD
>>683220467Euro events are basically a week long bar/club crawl for the runners and attendees, runs are secondary.
Dude is ZONKED on euroshopper energy drink
>>683217005it's why we are Dogwater dudes now
>>683220556Perkele%
>>683220556ABSTERIB BAN I HAB SOB MABBIB BOTION TOO :DDDDDD
is he having tourette's?? fucking unwatchable
>>683220568>spending zero money being comfy in your own home being lazy and watching stream and shiposting with anonYeah>>683220624They are in Malmö anon... I don't think anyone there want to go outside past 18.00
>listen in for the first time so far>heavy Finnish accent that if you don't focus on what they are saying doesn't even sound like EnglishLove Esa for that
I can hear the high pitch tone when the runner talks now.
>>683219524showing plum to your bros
Just joining. How much fucking Argick have we been forced to suffer?
>>683220703meds
>>683220234She ruined everything...
>>683220714He's not here this timeA lot of people are goneThe event is looking really bleak
>>683220714>he doesnt knw
>>683220683>MalmöCan someone give me a quick rundown about this town?
>>683220703>anon wants to fit in so hard that he gives himself tinnitus
This reader cam is so fucking stupid, they clearly don't even want to be on cam.
>>683220461Are there more? I've never seen these.
>>683220461#RAREpost pixiv
new plum
Reminder that Finnish is not even a real language, there's a reason why they are all forced to learn a REAL language.
Edenal tongues my anus
The accent is funny and the current runner looks more competent than the previous one what are you complaining about
>>683220861cute
>>683220797Somali refuggers. Famous for gang on gang violence with hand grenades.
>>683220797It's the commiefornia LA of Sweden.
>>683220467They have food, drinks and arcade machines set up.There's probably massive orgies as well but heterosexual ones unlike lgbt gangbangs at gdq
>>683220834this makes me want to see a dark magical plum
>>683220789>>683220791Holy shit that's the best news I've ever heard. I can finally watch a sonic block.
>>683220925>Famous for gang on gang violence with hand grenades.That's hardcore as fuck.
>>683220568I literally did this, kek
>>683220742She was part of a corporate advertising deal so it all loops back around to the organizers.
>>683220797Like half the people in the city are born outside the country (Refugees, mostly Muslims). There's lots of grenade attacks, shootings in open the open street in broad daylight and insane amount of gang violence. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden
>no one speaking>three shadowed men in the background unmoving
>>683220861cutie...
>>683220742She really did. You can identify that single run as the singular moment where everything started going wrong for ESA.
>retro meme doom eternalwho asked for this?
>>683220742how's her channel doing?
>>683220568im on holiday all weekim gonna fap, eat pizza, watch esa and shitpost nonstop
Guy on the right looks like a gang land problem solver on his holiday
>>683221062me (tranny)
Sam Lake sounds like a native English speaker compared to these guys, holy fuck
Dude sounds like that hydraylic press channel guy
>>683220969anon...
>>683221082It's got more simps than ever.
Meggamphegamine fuggg :Dddd
>>683220568I have in past years. I knew this year would be a shitshow, so I have no time off, but I didn't expect it to be this sad already....
>>683220742>Cover your mouth to indicate you find these constant and same interruptions HILARIOUS. She really was the death knell
>we have DOOM at home>DOOM at home:
>>683221037>Far-right political activists spreading anti-immigrant sentiments have attributed the rise in grenade attacks and crime with the migrant crisis, a claim that has been disputed.>Insane uptick right as the refugee crisis beganSWEDEN YES
>>683221056>>683220742Nope that was when Elajjaz was at the event, that shit started the real downfall.
So how are you guys feeling the last ESA so far?
>>683221274>DOOM in the sauna*
>>683220825They're ripped from this one. Artist is duocolors on newgrounds.
>>683221235W...what?
>>683221356lel
>>683221191Absolutely.>>683221213Yeah they're all Finnish I think.As a burger it's always funny hearing Swedes and Norwegians and they sound pretty much the same but Finns sound so completely unique
>First day of the event>prime time in Sweden>three people in the audience
>>683221274This is more like NuDoom at home, Doom at home would be Supplice, Rekkr or Hedon.
>>683221352Borderline ZZZ
>>683221403They're out enjoying the beauty of Malmo and eating at Malmo McDonalds
>>683221372https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
>>683221352It's as incredibly mid as I thought it would be, no immense dumpster fire, just mediocrity.
>>683221352The first day being shit is an ESA tradition at this point but I don't think it's going to get any better this time.
>>683221464and playing dodgeball with hand grenades.
>>683221464*being groped at Malmo McDonalds
>>683221352At least the threads are still fun to me
>>683221038
I think ESA will pick up during the next week, it always has a slow start. Which runs are you looking forward to?>>683221464>They're out enjoying the beauty of Malmo
>>683221650>>683221038
>>683221502>Almost at the end of the schedule "Wow. Josh hasn't forced himself onto the schedule to play the same fucking GTA games he always does">Get to the last few runs Ah. Of course he did.
>Joshimuz is still doing a GTA run at ESAI thought all the OG people left?
83kY and rush_more85 are such perfect finnish online gamertags you'd think it was a parody
>>683221595>Your McNuggies are looking pretty good, prize wench
Does ESA have any cooperation with places like Spelens hus? It always strikes me a bit odd that ESA doesn't seem to cooperate when any of the countless organization throughout the country to get more volunteers or people helping, Malmö alone has so many places that would be willing to help out.
>>683221352I'm not even watching, even fucking Kingdom hearts at ASM is more interesting to me. The stupid dono cam and the irritating sound ruined it for me
>>683221731most runners didnt want to pull out after their run was accepted. Last ESA for many.
>>683221352Let the dog enjoy his grapes for fucks sake
Has streamlink stopped working? VLC keeps crashing or I'm getting the commercial break image. It didn't do this for SGDQ.
>>683221797At this point edenal has probably alienated everyone capable of giving any sort of aid
wtf did you guys just hear a coin sound?
>>683221724I knew ghosts were the actual reason they no longer do 24hr
>>683219793>agesHe's been around exactly since ESA Legends
>>683221929take your fucking purple meds take your meds meds meds meds meds
>>683221919It was after Metako became a central part of ESA that they stopped having sponsors or anyone helping out. Probably because you know... someone not understanding Swedish can't make connection with Swedish people?
>>683221929Seek medical guidance
This guy is last place out of the 5 people who run Prodeus, 24 minutes off of WR, 8 minutes behind 4th place.Should put it into perspective.
WE GOT
>>683222040>platinum is a racenooooooo
Huh, no dono camera this time
>>683222040Damn, Pokemon runs are shit here as well, huh?
>>683222037he'll PB to lessen the gap
>>683222031He opened his last dorr into heaven
>>683222006They were totally fine before he joined on as a full time leader, it's not like there was a personnel shakeup when he joined, it's all the same people plus Metako.Maybe Edenal should have put more effort into the event instead of covering up molestations, yeah?
>>683222124the dono readers all rose up and got slurs tatted on their face
>>683219958The german autist tried calling for a "group hug" and then went at Celina. He then was "under investigation", and he was the guy Lovare complained to be alone in a room for a while with a guy under investigation, despite he did nothing at all to her, and it wasn't his idea either as far as I know.>>683220234This.
>>683220058I wish bigjon would pick me up without asking
>>683222124Maybe anon's professional email got through to them.
still baking at page 10
>>683221919Correct!
>>683222172>molestationsHi Metako
>>683222040>no stream 2>not 24/7>still have multi-hour pokémon runs in the schedulethis is probably the death of ESA
>>683222289>BigHe's fucking ginormous Jon now
>>683222331was the decision not to be 24/7 before or after the whole lovare drama?
>>683222208It was not his idea. I don't know who the volunteer who put then together is, never asked.
>>683222040
>>683221358Thanks, anon. You're a true lad.
>>683222325Hi Edenal
>>683222383Before. That and hosts on camera were both ideas from Winter 2024 that have stayed for this edition.
>>683222040Nice!
>>683222040MGR? Please be better than the last GDQ's run
>>683222362nigga ain't surviving to 45 at this rate
not having 24/7 stream is just an issue with volunteers. There were already issues finding enough volunteers before the lovare thing because many volunteers realised edenal's a fucking joke
>commentator spouts unintelligible rally English>"yes"good shit you got here eurosNOT
>>683222040>Multi-hour Pokemon race>Not even DasWow, there's nothing redeemable about that one.
>>683221352Day one is always mid, give it at least three days. Remember when they had that blinding white table and we thought it was all over, then they got their shit together. Now we just need them to get rid of the donation cam...
>>683221352Cute raccoon.
>>683221352It feels like funeral catering.
>>683222636It's ok, there's another Werster run later today on ASM.
>>683222615it's a cute accent way better than mexicans
>>683222654It should never even need rectifying, they had feedback from the previous event that the layout was ass and they threw it in the trash
>>683222719I'm going for those deep fried stick things and pizza.
>>683222773He didn't use pronouns when he was hosting Sonic Superstars
>>683222040Fuck, my sleep schedule currently sucks for ESA. Now I understand hating on no 24/7 intensely despite being euro, since last ESA I went to sleep when runs ended for the day..FUCK
How do we fix ESA bros?
>>683222773>I'D LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE DIRTY FUCKING ABORIGINAL DOGS THAT I HIT ON THE WAY HERE IN MY JEEP
>>683222842>Do something stupid for the first day>Readjust after feedback>Do the same shit next event anyways>Repeat
>>683222889Go back to being 24/7 thats it. Never cared for having two streams.
>>683222889Put me in the lead : D
>>683222889Bring back stream 2 that's it. Never cared about it being 24/7, I sleep during the night.
>>683222889Don't be sad that it's over, be glad that it happened
>>683223034>tfw only found out about ESA last winterit's not fair bros
This run is way the fuck too long for an FPS.
>>683222889Grop MORE women.
>>683222889let ESA die and go to bsg, uksg, or nsg
>muh stream 2Bro? Stream 2 is on right now
>>683222889We don't, we explore other options and let ESA and GDQ contain the crap.
>>683222802go back to ylilauta Pekka, finnish accent is fucking horrid
>>683223087No it's not, go watch Cyberpunk run from two years ago.
>>683223152No, no it isn't. Fuck off
>>683219591I did it (again)!
>>683223186i love itithink it's cute in a retarded way
>>683223209That run was good because it was run by a man with human emotions running off of 2 hours of sleep at 3 AM.This is two humanoid robots fucking up every single trick he attempts in total silence.
Can anyone translate?
jesus these threads are going fast
>>683223286HE CAN'T KEEP CUMMING IN HER PLUMBING
>>683223282It actually is: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2/ live right now
NEW THREAD?!?!
>>683223307So it has nothing to do with being FPS game run but the runners.
>>683223331OH YOU.jpg
>>683222308Let's hope they read my email!
>>683223152>tiltify bsdidn't learn from esa's mistakes, literally not worth supporting
>>683223319Just assume every word is SUUUUUUUUUOMI
>>683223335someone's baking stfu
This is the fourth commercial break since the run started.They had the same fucking problem last year, if this keeps going I'm not even going to watch the rest.
>>683223417I dont have any ads.
>>683222615
>>683223417I had tons of ads last year but none this time, didn't change anything, been using ublock origin since forever
>>683223209the fuck you on, that run was pure kino
This is boring as shit.
>>683223505Anon read the conversation..
>>683223417Yeah I'm about to quit too. All the adblockers stopped working and even streamlink isn't working, it just crashes VLC now when an ad is trying to play. I've already stopped watching Twitch and only watch the ones that stream on YouTube because my adblocker still works there for now.
>>683223468>>683223487Ads are determined by region, TTV LOL PRO tries to proxy you to another region and you hope to roll on one that doesn't have them.
>>683223286plum any%
How much did I miss I thought ESA was cancelled.
>>683223625Like last 5 hours
>>683223643I can live with that!!!!
>>683223417I'm glad my adblock setup on Firefox still works. No interruptions or quality loss. I'm afraid to mess with anything lest I disturb the machine spirit that blocks ads for me.
>page 9>no new threadeven the threads are dying
>>683223723Fug off retardo
>another 45 minutes of this lets play
>>683223873Fuck this, I'm going to go play Diablo 2.
>>683223209How's biz?
this is peak boomer content
THIS RUN SUCKS!
>>683224006>boomerAnon it came out in 2022
>>683223723Shut it faggotron, this thread will be up for another 9 minutes.
>>683223723This. Make threads
>>683224046it's the genre of boomershooter
I hate this faux retro shit, the weapons have choppier animations than they would have for their graphics, they threw filters on the enemies to make them look worse because retro, the slow teleporting in crap is stupid.
>>683224136Then they have the most basic stock template font for pickups etc feel like a bad student project
>>683222889>1st stream 24/7 >2nd stream, bring back voice reader for the donations>ban trannies (and womans if necessary)>no bonus game incentives>have original song or good video game music during intermissions>no more one-runner-indie-shit games>allow runners and commentators read the chat>stop unrelated donations reads during the run
>>683224135But this is nu-doom format, not boomershooter. Even if they deliberately made the FPS shitty this isn't how old school shooters were.
>>683224136it doesn't look fun to play either it's just a clone of the worst parts of nudoom
PLUM SUPREMACY. Now onto Outrun 2 SP time attack.
AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I NEED TO MIG
Page 10 year old Plum
>>683224397MIGGGGG>>683224397MIGGGGG>>683224397MIGGGGG
