Now: Daily RerunsNext: Daily RerunsLater: Rosenkreuzstilette Freudenstachel (what the fuck)Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
>>683259817grim day 1....
Fuck this shit, head to ASM to watch werster do a Pokemon game
>>683259817What happened with PoP?
>>683259683>Now: Daily Reruns>Next: Daily Rerunswhat a jokeRIP ESA
So reruns have just become a podcast now
>>683259932The run was fine up until the very end where he spent like 20 minutes choking on one trick and went way over estimate. Anons here are harsh with ratings but it's kinda deserved here. Good up until the end at least.
>GDQ has competition this weekend for marathons>decide to do an "oops all pokemon" themed weekendlol lmao, it's like they don't even care anymore.
>>683259817For the first day its actually pretty good
>>683259993They are NOT going to do this for 4 hours lol. The reruns start now
Alone in the silence...
I hope they rerun ratchet I was asleep and showed up right after
Enjoy it, this will probably be the last ESA.
And it's over..Guess I'm back to the Dark And Darker dungeons.
>rerunsIs ESA dying?
WELCOME TO ESA GUYS WOOOOOOOOOOOO
RATCHETFAGS LET'S GOOOOOOOO
>800 bucksRIP, they funneled the money backwards
>>683260630don't you mean back to ASM?!
I wanna fuck the shit out of the girl lombax with the robot arm
Undoubtably the worst day one of an ESA.
>>683260745Oh right, I guess I could pu- >Pokemon StadiumSigh.
>>683260630>And it's over..it's okay, stream will start again in 5 hours. wonder how they will manage with just 5 hours of sleep
Well I'll just drop this Platinum Plum here. https://files.catbox.moe/txwnqm.pngAlmost got it done during Pokemon, almost. More Plums later.
>Hitman on the schedule
>>683261024Looks great, thanks.
>>683261024cumming to this plum thanks
>>683261024blessed we are, a plum in these dark times
>>683261024Fantastic.
>>683260878kek
I have two speedrun events I could be watching right now but I'm just sitting here in silence with zero desire to watch a rerun and/or a guy yell at strangers to play Pokemon the right way.Say what you will about SGDQ, but I actually WANTED to watch all of it. This just sucks right now.Wake me up when Tony Hawk starts on ASM...
>>683261024>no sand slut/Farah PlumIt's so over.
>>683261318I'm watching the SA2 run I missed, it's pretty good.
>>683259975I didn't even know ESA was going on. Seems all the stream watchers are busy with EVO
>>683261356Im still gonna do the sand slut Plum, with Pube peek as requested.I was just trying to drop a Plum during the matching run. I failed the speed test.
I like the comfy rerun night stream!
>>683261503We're so back.
>>683261469warframes tennocon also started today. was watching it instead
>>683261024gj
ESA's line up is pretty good this time. I can't believe they're going to play all 7 games in the End of day series!
>>683261694Edenal, I...
RATE THAT RUN: Ratchet Rerundo not actually do it
Felt faster this time
>>683261469>EVOwhat is EVO?
>>683262619living under a rock type beat
Just had some swigs of refreshing lemonade.
>>683261024Super cute and slutty trainer Plum who can't win fights the conventional way!
>rerunsthey didn't even have any kind of passive content prepared?fucking lazy cunts
Stream 2 died for this.
>>683262841They literally did this in the winter you dumbass, why would you expect anything else?
>>683262801How do you win fights in an unconventional way?
>>683263026whore looks like she stepped right out of a robert crumb comic.
>>683263026>Why were people sexualizing me at ESA?>her at ESA:
>>683262960Stream 2 died because the speedrunning social circle is so fucking toxic that everyone felt compelled to not participate in ESA when drama happened and they didn't have enough runners or volunteers to sustain a stream 2.
>>683263026Can we come to terms with the fact that this chick was the reason ESA is as shitty as it is now? specifically her leaving?
ah yes the tranny frei some-fun-allowed eventgonna tune in tomorrow
>>683262619Youre joking, right?
>>683263135and Maral
>>683263026>gianna michaels but whitei see it
>>683263063>He doesn't know
>completely missed day 1I fucking hate the shitty schedule.At least ASM is 24h.
>>683263332Maral was based even if she was a corpo stooge
>>683263026JUST DEEPFAKE HER ALREADY!
>>683263518Day 1 is playing right now, run 2You are here to watch it with us!
>>683263094
>>683263135Not really, people in senior staff positions were already leaving before she did anything.All it really did was accelerate things by getting more of the regulars pissed off at Edenal and Planks mishandling a lot of shit.
>>683263641IT'S NOT THE SAME
>>683263518>miss day1>can watch ti with the reruns>instead just gets pissed about itWhat the fuck is wrong with you people and your ability to think?
>>683263026
>>683263664FREE YOUR MIND
>>683263662tldr pls
>>683262714>>683263296yeah, I get it haha
>>683263026big fish in small pondHer looks wouldn't be anything special if she wasn't surrounded by nothing but smelly nerds
>>683263736>uhhh why are people hitting on me??bro.
i actually tried doing a sketch first of the costume I have in mind before I model RTA plumany suggestions?(also should i just wait to deliver when RTA starts)
>>683263989Cute! Going for an JRPG plum?
draw pokemon in >>683162848we're watching stadium
>>683264106>we Fuck off.
>>683264106but we are watching prince of persia thougheverbeit???
>>683264201fair
>>683264068i mainly just tried adapting rta-chan's costume and hair to plum, if i went for jarpig plum instead i would probably give her a getup like yuffie's
>these automatons who know about the porn whoreKill yourselves. End your own life.
>>683264450what?
>they now cut to the dono readerWhat the fuck.
>>683264618They stopped that after two runs, don't worry. Everyone shat on it immediately.
>>683264618Edenal thinks he's kubrick now
>>683264527It's just ESA bringing in the nutters.
>>683264689I think that was a bot that posted in the wrong thread.
>doing it for free
>people who like fun and games setup an event>popularity grows>mentally ill troons take over
>>683265337>>mentally ill troons take overThat's not a nice thing to call Planks.
>>683265337trihex used to be so cool
>>683265337Look how clean scent was
>>683265337I can't believe you fucking faggots are STILL IN THE YEAR 2024 obsessing about 2013 agdq
>>683264450>>683266969dial8
when is this shit back up
>>683266969To be fair, a lot of people feel melancholic and nostalgic for things they enjoyed before faggots came in and ruined a vibe.Even I miss older GDQ because people weren't screeching for trans rights every other donation.Remember, they took away some persons flippy hat because it was "distracting from the cause" but yet screaming trans rights is somehow okay and not distracted to the cause which is helping 3rd world countries get basic medical necessities.
>>683267105After these runs
>>683267284I know, man. I was there from the start watching it with /v/. It was definitely some of the best times on this god forsaken board, and before agdq went corporate as hell (which is the real reason this shit went to hell), but like, it was over a decade ago and there's no going back. I'm almost 40 fuckin years old now and I'm assuming a lot of you guys who were around back then are too.
>chocking, but we want to see the trickbased
how many trans rights so far
>>6832678300
>>683267675Hey man, it's part of getting old. You sit there, and go "fuck... I wish I was that young again enjoying those times. We had a lot of fun."And sometimes you hope the people who are that age now could have the same fun as you did, feeling disappointed no one else will get to experience that magic like you did. Almost a rite of passage when you get older to just sit there and talk about the cool shit you experienced when you were younger.
>>683266969>everything is fucking SHIT in modern day of thing>how the FUCK DARE YOU talk about when thing was good???
here we go
>>683261024Unironically, who is Plum?
>>683268485You better learn boy
>>683268485A character from a dead game that ESA shilled in an advert that successfully failed to market the game.
>>683261024thick, very nice
>>683265337>>mentally ill troons take overHow many people in your pic became the mentally ill troons?
>>683261024I haven't been able to open catbox links lately.
Zer0 won. Maybe you'll think twice before wiping his run.
>>683269147Are you phonefagging? It never works for me there.
>>683269212Nope, I'm on desktop. I'll try another browser
>Not 24/7>800 viewers>all that retarded dramahope you guys enjoy the final esa
>>683269342ESA was doing so well last year too. That's the most hurtful part about this.
>over stimateowari da
>>683269147>>683269256Someone already posted it on the booru, either way: https://vidya.pics/post/view/109742#search=plum
Wait, its not 24/7 anymore? Fucking lame.
>>683269342>800 viewersYeah? The event isn't even on right now, retard. Considering that, that's a lot of viewers actually just for shitty reruns.
>>683260650>Staff gone>No stream 2>retard donator reader cam>no metakoYou tell me
aight I'm going to bed, (you) me any new Plums (or have "plum" in the post since I'll check the archive later).
>>683271652im gonna spam plum all night
plum>>683270806yeah i dont what happenedplum
Real talk do you think ESA has a future?
>>683270806the plum money ran dry>>683272321It may survive, but it's gonna change a lot. I think we're gonna see the twilight of the huge speedrunning marathon event soon. GDQ is probably also a house of cards.
>>683272321It'll be fine, a shell of itself though. Twitter trannies and GDQ parasites tried to start shit on twitter but it didn't take off because no one gives a shit besides drama chasing runners who made a public statement about not coming back. They just have to get more volunteers.
>>683272321plum no its dead
>>683272321I hope not, it just keep getting worse and worse
>>683272321Probably, but I think the leadership has to step down and let new people come forth because I've heard a lot of people had issues with the current leadership and that's why no one wants to volunteer at this event.
>>683272685That's every marathon. Or just everything.
>wake up>rerunswhat the fuck were they thinking?no one wants to stay up and they shut down the venue for everyone?
I just took melatonin, I am prepared for the melatonin nightmare demons this time, good night faggots
>>683272872They go out and do fun shit because they aren't a bunch of shut in losers who base their entire life around attending the event.
>>683272321Speedrun marathons in general have no future. There's so many of them now and they're all so sanitized and politically correct, viewers are losing interest as they should. There's basically no reason to watch them over a prerecorded run or a speedrunner's own stream.
Also I just looked at the schedule the down time is like 4 fucking hours lmao between days.Are you guys legit seething over not having content for 4 hours a day?
>>683273202You aren't slick Edenal.
IM A HEADBANGA
yeah we dont do that reddit ritualpost anymore mate, sorry
>>683273330HWABAGplum
>>683273024>they aren't a bunch of shut in losers who base their entire life around attending the eventThe normalfags have taken over...
>>683273304Sounds like cope for being angry at stupid bullshit because you assume shit before looking at a schedule.I figured you fags had an actual valid complaint that wasn't >NOOOOOOOO 4 HOURS OF NO NEW CONTENT THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!I thought this downtime was like 8+ hours or some shit. You guys will get pissed over the most minor and trivial shit.
>>683273156Dogwater was fun.
>>683273528Simmer down Edenal.
>>683273581Whatever you say retard.Stop getting pissed on assumptions because you want drama, go back to twitter tranny.
>>683273723This isn't a good look Edenal, just focus on fixing your mistakes
>>683273156>they're all so sanitized and politically correctNow that lefties are also getting their share of cancel culture, things are hopefully going to change for the better. Let them suffer same way we did for couple years, so that they will beg for the freespeech.
>>683259817Does /v/ just not like ratchet and clank or were they just meh runs?
>>683273804You aren't that important anon. I'm just some random asshole from the states calling you an overdramatic faggot.Simmer down that ego and take the L.
>>683273998Yeah walk it back Edenal, you're so embarrassing
>>683273998m8 anyone reading this post chain can tell you're the one shitting yourself over a complaintit's pretty funny honestly
>>683273156>and they're all so sanitized and politically correctYou're bitching because you've been watching the wrong marathons.
>>683274286>purple alzheimer's logo
>>683273832It'll just flip and the right will be the SJWs like how it was in the 90s and early to mid 2000s.
>>683274286>10 hour FF "speed"runNo I haven't
>thought I missed day 1>the link to the VODs are all purple
>>683274286don't bother with the plebsthey're not worth enlightening
>>683274135>NO YOU HAVE TO BE THE ORGANIZER WHY ELSE WOULD ANYONE CRITQUIE MY CRITIQUE!!!!I don't know man, it's kinda cringe watching you call me some ESA loser because you can't handle being called stupid.
lol this guy is still going, so embarrassing
>>683275864>still coping
>>683275376Yeah I see what you mean, lol.
Some Spike would go a long way for this shit. These other bozos are a charisma vacuum
kinda funny ESA killed themselves faster than tranny filled GDQ hahahahaha
Pretty good lineup this year>smb2>mm5>diddy kong racing>smb3>spider man>pokemon crystal>elden ring>halo 3>ducktales 2>mm x2 & 2>oot 100%Just wish SMS and LoZ weren't randomizers. Idk wtf super mario 63 is either.
>>683276375That's the power of real bio woman.
>>683276375Trannies will kamikaze whether or not they're "out" or not.ESA simply had less population. It's like a zombie movie
>>683273202it's 6 hours all the other days, the hours of 6PM-12AM for me and similar for other burger timezones so not only do we suffer the drought during primetime, we then miss 8 hours while sleeping right when it starts back up. it's pretty much as poorly timed as could be for us.
>>683273518We didn't gatekeep hard enough.
>>683277769>EUROPEAN speedrun assembly>REEEEEE WHY AREN'T WE GETTING PRIME TIME VIEWERSHIP!!!I don't know anon, it's like we aren't fucking Europeans and the event wasn't designed with us in mind. We get GDQ, enjoy your GDQ tranny slop, we get what we fucking deserve for allowing this shit social culture to proliferate and ruin the shit made for us.
>>683277276how is that game even real
>>683278186chinese slaves on a time limit
>>683277769As much as it sucks, I can't fault stuff like this from doing it, it makes a lot of sense from a schedule perspective and from not making some people have to fuck their sleep schedules to do runs and have stuff like tech and fundraising staffed at all times of day, especially since this is a social event for most attendees.
>rerunsSome “marathon”
>reruns start, go to sleep>wake up, reruns ending soonI am the master of circadian rhythm
>see game title>assume its some toehoe or umineko fangame>just some random weeb shitwell whatever the lack of 24 hour runs is gay thoever I had to actually play video games
Don't forget to stay comfy!i totally forgot ESA is on
WE ARE SO FRIGGEN BACK LES HECKNG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>683282074I will now turn the stream back on. Also, too big.
>anime megaman clone nobody's heard of>low-energy commentators>negative-energy runnerAhhhh yep that's ESA kino
>>683282238you'll get a pocket megumin in about 30~ minutes!
I own this game on steam, I should really play it
what are we playing? I'm going through chrono trigger right now!
Who the fuck makes these shitty rip-off games?Why the fuck do people play them?
>>683269152 FF chad? how's the gang? I sent you a pic via the tuga who's there
>>683282932>I like the genre, but want more. And also slightly different. Also I love Japan (PERIOD)Something like that,
>>683282909RA3 Uprising, but this is a good run so I focus on it.
>>683282909Vagrant Story.
This commentator.
>>683282909Megaman Battle Network 3 Rando
saw a bit of day 1, then quit. day 2 off to a better start?
>>683283847no lol
This fucking sucksDay picks up again right when I'm sleepingBy the time I wake up there's only 4-5 runs leftWhat is the actual reason for this?
>>683282909AfterimageThe exploration is pretty good but it has one of the worst skill trees I've ever seen.
>>683283617jej, can't unhear
>>683283975according to their discord, they are giving up on the US market
>>683283975>What is the actual reason for this?Filtering Americans.
>>683283617lel
>>683263751 between Summer 2023 and June this year (when Lovare posted her pastebin), 4 high ranking people vanished from the marathon for different reasons. all of them were organizers or team leaders of some sort>Nashlax, marketing team leader>Lovare herself, prize master>Fatzke, organizer and scheduling team leader>Metako, organizer and fundraising team leader
rate the run!
>>683284393A
>>683284123I guess so which sucks, enjoyed watching ESAs with anons much more than watching GDQs
>>683284393SSS
i thought ESA wasn't happening this year after the rape stuff
What do we think of MoD?
>>683284393C
>>683284393S
I just noticed BigJon is still on the schedule, did he make it or is this an online run?
>>683284393B
>>683284393C-
>>683284313Also ESA changed their site early this year to remove the team section, seemingly to hide this fact.Also if you want a good laugh, they've still not taken Metako's name out of pages for the site, I'm not sure contacting him for info about fundraising will help now, lol.https://esamarathon.com/attendee-guide/volunteering/
>>683284517Cosby room is still going for this event, so I doubt they care.
>showcase
>>683284871Anon you know we're not allowed to talk about the not a real room room anymore after the incident last year.
How do some falling glass shards kill you?
>>683285071Getting sliced the fuck up, blood loss is a thing that causes death.
The game screen is so small, runner cam is WAAAY too big and they could make the lower notification part way smaller as well.
>>683261036>discord communityfuck off
love this run
If the runner is clearly that hesitant, just wait. Fucking loser dono readers
stream 2 is straight fire
>>683285590Way better than 1.
>>683285590at this point, I'd rather be working than watch stream 1
>>683285590The true stream 2 of ASM is pretty comfy.
>>683284313what pastebin? there was drama between her and ESA?
Is this an ad?
Tuned back in at the end there, what the fuck was this run?
Rate Hitman showcase
>>683286293S
>>683286242what isn't these days?
>>683286293D
>>683286293A-AAAAAAAAH THE DONATION CAM IS BACK
>>683286293A
>>683286242A+
>>683286293A for fun, not S because it wasn't really a run
>>683286293C+
>On the M S D O SWhat the FUCK.
>>683286293B wait this is live now? I thought it was rerun.
Is this King's Quest or King's Qwest?
>>683268485>start developing a video game>write a catchy song>give it a cute video>pay for it to play during breaks at ESA to advertise your gameSuch a simple plan! Except:>the song is about an unlockable character in your game instead of being about either of the main characters>the song doesn't mention the name of the game>the name of the game sounds like a dev studio>half the time, the boilerplate that mentions the name of the game gets cut off by the transition back to the marathon>they started buying ad time for the song several years before the game was ready to release, so no one even knew it came out
Can I just buy an marketed up plum shirt to fund raise? I don't gamble.
So points of feedback:-Suggest reworking the dono if they feel it needs to be in. Smaller, off to the side, something.-Suggest that they mix in more casual intermissions like prior. It's ok for some of them to just be music, and that they don't need to speak the entire time, every time.
Genuine wizard on screen.
I have Alzheimer's
>>683286779No donocam, anywhere, ever. It's shit, no fucking compromises.
>>683286854 (You)
Where am i
He forgor the button.
DOSBox bros...
>>683286779Both the dono cam and the intermission talking are horrid and have brought zero benefit.Don't say "ooh maybe only jab me in the balls instead of a full kick", have some standards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-5Yte5uLxs
>>683286779The donation cam is a fundamentally awful idea. Even if it were picture-in-picture, it would be an awful idea. It detracts from the run and adds nothing to it. No one wants to see hosts look slightly awkward while there's a speedrun going on.>>683287024You're in the emergency ASM thread
>>683282074Wait, why is comfyanon now posting Yunyun? Are you a fake?
ausbros...
>>683286779its pointless to give them feedback they already proved time and time again they don't listen
>>683287024The extended Dogwater Runs afterparty thread.
>>683286779They're both terrible and add nothing meaningful to the experience of watching a speedrun marathon. It's a marathon, not a telethon. I'm not here to watch milquetoast Europeans desperately try to fill dead air during intermissions. I'm here to watch speedruns and then turn off my brain for 5-10 minutes between speedruns with some ambient music, occasional donations, and nothing visually distracting. It doesn't help that the hosts come across as awkward and desperate.
>>683287435Those threads had 10 people
>>683287471Like these threads?
Did Point n Click adventures deserve to die?
>>683287542Yes.
I woke up
These threads have like 5 people including me.
>>683287337its both megu and yunyun!
>>683286000>24h>No donation cam>Donation reader actually is quiet most of the time>Non-retarded camera setup>Most runs are just some AU-bros having funMan, with ESA completely derailing, I realized ASM is the best speedrun marathon now
King's Qwest is best Qwest.>>683287560Not really, and they sure didn't deserve to get the Telltale treatment.
>>683262619big fighting game tournament presented by chipotle and redbull and playstation and crunchyroll and underarmour and hitbox and inzone and qiddiya and displate and zenless zone zero and herman miller and at&t and sony. they also show fighting games
>>683287560The world changed
man I played this game during Covid after I got the idea to go back and try one of these "classic" Sierra point and click adventures and I straight up did NOT have a good time. cool sprites, music and animations but even with hints and no pixelhunting it was a very unintuitive slog
>>683287724>hitboxWait, that's not dead?
>>683287724dont forget pokimane
>>683287560They didn't really die they just became way less popular when every game had cutscenes and voice acting.
these threads have 1 person, it's me, and i'm going to sleepperish
>>683287645>I realized ASM is the best speedrun marathon nowToo many trannies and too many long RPG runs
>>683287640So just Megumin is no longer good enough for you? You now need Yunyun's fat tits to stay comfy? I thought comfyanon loved Megumin, but guess I was wrong
>>683287756>Sierra Yeah there's your problem, they're almost universally the most unforgiving adventure games. You should have gone with some Lucasarts ones instead.
>>683287816Disregard this, I suck cocks.
>>683287640>>683287871kys
>incentive not met._.
>>683287841>Too many tranniesJust avoid the obvious tranny games you should already have no interest in and you don't see them. They are pretty self-contained>too many long RPG runsThose are top comfy.
>They're playing it anyway.Based
CEASE AND DESIST!
>>683287871megu is more than enough! its just a funny picture I like!
Rate King's Qwest VI
>>683288079B-, qwick
>Back when I got started, which sounds like ancient history, back then the demographics of people who were into computer games, was totally different, in my opinion, then they are today. ... I think in the last 5 or 6 years, the demographics have really changed, now this is my opinion, because computers are less expensive so more people can afford them. More "average" people now feel they should own one. Was she right?
>>683288079A
>>683288079S-exy
Funny how they set the goal of 100k for donations but i doubt it will even be half of that at this point.
>>683288079B-
>>683287883>Lucasartssame trash
>>683288076That is good to hear, at least there is one thing not ruined by this ESA. Stay comfy anon!
>>683288079C
>>683288079B
Has the janny done his banning spree yet?
>>683288163Holy fuck do they really only have 3kIt's beyond over
>>683288138Yeah she was, though she was also an incredibly cruel game designer.
>Intermission>no information about upcoming runs at allWhat the fuck? Just show a small list of the upcomming speedruns
>>683288227Very wrong. The Lucasarts games don't have the dead man walking problem and the puzzles overall are much more intuitive.
>>683288319Barely more than Dogwater made over a weekend, and they're just a bunch of dudes.
>>683288163Damn. Too slow...
Oh hey, the next run is set in your mum's bedroom.
>Missing field 'slug' while writing result { "__typename": "Game", "name": "Rod-Land", "displayName": "Rod-Land", "id": "1285281128" }Uhhh twitchbros??
How do these niggas find these games.
Cute game
>>683288725Rod Land isn't THAT obscure
>>683288395This, in quite a few of them you've really got to go out of your way to get killed and not because you accidently ate some porridge.
Why is the runner camera taking up half the screen again? Didn't they get pushed off of that 6 months ago?
>>683288725Their famicom clones like Dendy probably had it on it.
>>683288812Its funny because not even the biggest e-thots have cams that big. Why do they think we want to see the runner THIS badly?
>>683288812edenal/planks are retarded faggots and don't listen to feedbacksee: opening of the "marathon"
>no flashing lights wa
>>683288812Because the game is 4:3 and the height of the bottom elements are fixed.
>>683288968How hard would it be spending 5min making an alternate layout for 4:3 games?
>>683288968No, it's definitely that other bitchy answer.
>>683288968They should just move the runner/game info banner below the cam to get more space for the game if it's 4:3
>>683288886They listen to unconditional praise, anything else is being a hater.
>>683288929>nooo you can't criticize esa or you're the gurafagyea lets pretend all of their retarded changes are a good thing and see how fast this shit turns into actual euro gdq
>>683289343He's been doing it every event this year, just let him tire himself out (unless it really is Edenal)
Rate Rod Land
The german guy is a fakefan
>>683289487B+
>>683289487A
>>683289487D for didn't watch
>>683289487C for cute
>>683289487C, I guess.
>This guy has never heard of Mega Man 5Huh?
>>683289508Fake gamer*
>>683289487B
svenska tid
>He's a janitor who saved the worldMy hero
Wodger is on his Space Qwest
>>683289613Quiet janny, he does more than you ever will.
>>683289613Now I know what MDK is inspired by.
>woke up from stream 2 being loudPerfect
These games are making me feel old
>>683289796Could be worse, I remember the Lord of the Rings text adventure game.
>>683289828That made me think, have they ever ran a text adventure in these events?
>>683288395the games not soft locking doesnt mean they arent trash or intuitivehmm i want to grab a key from this guy how do i do it? ah right ill go to the forest jerk off a rat feed his wife the rat cum then she will be occupying the batroom when the guy gets back from the pub and wants to take a piss so he pisses his pants takes them off and falls asleep on the floor now you can take the key from the pissed pants hilarious and intuitive
do they play iwbtg fangames
>>683289921I think I saw one had the Hitchhikers Guide text adventure but it wasn't one of the well known events.
>>683259912i wish
Rate Space Quest II
>>683290041A, was fast
>>683290041A
>>683290041CNothing against the runners, it's just not a very good run to watch. It just blasts through the scenes, you have no idea about what's going on or any of the tech and then it just sort of ends.
>>683290041A. I'm a fan of all the -Quest games though.
I miss having the schedule and just some music beetwen runs
let them run TAS
Damn even the threads feel slower even with the Americans sleeping
>>683290041D, didn't watch
>>683290148Mute the assholes, stick this on, pretend it's 2016 or something.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzp4Elhf0gQ
>>683290041B
lol bad games?
If only you knew how bad things really are
Ninja Gayden bros, we lost again...
Shoutouts to tech for occasionally enabling powerpoint mode over the last day when shit gets too exciting.
stream not feeling well
>>683289951>This bullshit I made up will prove my point!
This game seems pretty cool 2bh.
based clutch win
Rate or else I will kill Plum
>>683291302B
>>683291302I got up to make a protein shake and it was overTo rate would be to lie
>>683291302A for the close fight at the end. You should still kill Plum btw
>>683260308This is the copium ESA-fags huff. And you have the audacity to say that ESA is more fun that GDQ. I have 10x more fun laughing at ugly trannies playing pokemon randomizers than I ever do watching this Euro-shit
>playing wordle to pass the intermission timeGood fucking god just put up a splash screen>>683291302A
>>683259683>pronounscant just be normal and not use them
>sex>maleoh nononono
Man this went from haha funeral to actual funeral quicker than I thought.
too loud for be this early, if you dont know what to do please just put up a screen, shouldnt be that hard
>>683291540Dont like dont watch
Is this a male or a female? I don't care about their pronouns.
This soundtrack goes pretty hard
>>683291609you bet, I'll mute and play something until run starts
>>683291645Men can't pull off an expression as smug and cunt-y as that woman, anon.
Dam I missed entire Esa?
>>683291754Yep, see you in winter
>>683291754Yes, today is the last day. It was a good week,
>>683291645Name?
>>683289741Not too great a start but not too shit. Hope to see some kino today.
>>683291852Lovare
>weird biomechanical shitWhy was the late 80's/early 90's like this?
>>683291931They knew a cool things when they saw one
>>683291931We thought the 2000s would be coolWe were wrong. GPS is nice, though.
>>683291931Everyone was essentially ripping off Alien.
This runner looks DISHEVELED
This is giving big friend wants to play game at sleepover nobody else gives a fuck about energy.
>>683292009he must be jetlagged as fuck
>>683292075kek, accurate
>>683292075its based, this is what I watch late night GDQ for
>>683292075>short run of an obscure NES game in the early morningPeak comfy
What a bizarre looking last boss
C
>>683292230Ummm no one said rate this post yet, so it doesn't count
>Minister over older people This is one of the most powerful people in Sweden
>>683292249I was rating your mom.
rate teh urn
Why are Swedes so red?
>>683292330B
>>683292330B for based american boomer saving ESA
>>683292341It's a SCORCHING 23 degrees already
>>683292330B, comfy
I could seriously cum on that plum shirt though. Maybe I will
MoD366 is a fake gamer
I want that Plum shirt
>>683292330A
These shilling segments suck ass
BRING ME THE DIRT WIZARD AND HIS DANCING DONG
Why did they stop with the regular intermission? It takes way less manpower, it's a lot more interesting for the viewer, makes it easier to know when a run starts again and the videos were peak soul.Just have a screen displaying upcoming runs while playing some random vidya music, play some videos now and then. Why is that so hard?
That's a nice looking Swedish milf. Wold plap in mating press.
>>683292604Imagine a handjob from those meaty ham-grabbers...
Should be good.
Grubby looking dude
Mike matei if he european
>>683292724Looks like he escaped from an early 2000s teen comedy movie
Vegemite referenced
Mandatory Vegemite mention.
Mark "vegemite reference" on your bingo cards
this game has feet, S run
>>683292798>>683292813>>683292868AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL PRIDE[X] UPHELD
Nibbly-Pibbly sounds like an old-timey ethnic slur
Rate this run
that hoverhug
>>683292982G for Grubbin
>>683292982A
HOTY (hug of the year)
>>683292982A merican
>>683292982A, would be B but that hug at the end was cringe kino.
>>683292982B
KEKED%. Feels bad for the guy in the back.
>the final boss is a foot, Quentin Tarantino's favorite
>>683292982AQuick run, calm comms, mirin that smile.
>that hugoof
wow, i actually didn't know that about alzheimers
>>683293176I'm learning something new about alzheimers every day
he's back?
>>683293176I told you about it yesterday. Anon.
>same guys running all the runs
>>683292982B that hug made me feel physical pain. I hope theyre an actual couple otherwise ill feel too bad for the guy
That's the most swedish looking guy I've ever seen
How old is he?
>>683293176
>that sad music as he's explaining the lore in the most downbeat manner
>>683293243They are, probably didn't want to go too far into it on stage and mics/cords in the way.
>>6832932761200 years old
>>683293350Just a fucking kid
>>683293394MODS
>a lot of clowns panicking because everything's exploding
Rate
Didnt TaintedTali and Lovare hate each other?
>>683293548I call it SOCIETY
>>683293581B
>>683293581A, short and sweet.
>>683293581D, Didn't watch
if you're balding you SHOULD keep your hair longdon't let anybody tell you what to do
>>683293581B, it was okay
MoD366 is a FAKE GAMER
these intermissions are so fucking dire
>>683293702does he have a diary filled with nothing but "i hate video games"?
>same people againdid everyone else pull out or what
>>683293581went for a smoke and missed it
>>683293828Yes, say hello to your new runners.
>>683293828Yes actually.
>>683293828i wouldn't pull out of that, if you know what i mean
Lovely big boobs
>>683293887You can't pull out of Contra you can only go forward
>Only game in the series that has this viewGET THIS GUY OUTTA HERE
>>683293887On G
>joggers
>lotta joggersRacist jokes on ESA?
>he said joggers
>>683293772Decent.
>>683293995The jungle is just filled with aggressive joggers
You have to wonder what sort of woman would attend ESA after Lovare did her #metoo shit. Would be down for anything provided they get attention.
>>683294041many such cases
>>683294041Concrete jungles.
>died to bubbles
>>68329327618
>Contra by a woman with beeg tatsESA lives
>>683294271cheeky little shit
Well, that was a run
already miss her
Rate Super C
Why does TaintedTali look worse every time she appears on camera?
>>683294553AWOOGA
just woke up to this run, have they finally decided to get rid of donation read jumpscare cam?
Prize bog ogre go home
>>683294561B
>>683294561B+, glad I woke up for it
europes safe btw
I swear everytime I open the stream they are doing the telethon shit for 20 minutes.
>>683294561Double D
>>683294562The relentless march of time
>>683294561B for dem double Ds
>>683294603they got rid of it after like the second run
>>683294553Breast run of this block>>683294561A
The ESA bonus is real
>10min run>followed by 30min of 2 people talking in front of a camera>rinse and repeat
>>683294921The moderation will continue until donations improve
>>683294921learning from gdq
Babe wake up bing bing wahoo is on
>>683294921Drawing from one of the most socially awkward niche communities and making them talk to themselves for 15 minutes is a bold strategy Cotton.
>all mushroomsWhy? It's not like Lui isn't good enough to compete in the popular categories
>fucking coin sounds are backstop this shit
>>683295081Lets see if it pays off.
Hey guys, ASM ended so I migged here. How has ESA been? And any runs to look forward to today?
>>683295140Yesterday has been a very mixed bagNow there's an NES block which is pretty good
>>683295140DOS/NES block, it's good
OH FUCK MY EYEWEWREAFSDF
Man, Lui is just tearing through these levels
>>683295173>>683295180Love me some boomer blocks, so joined at the perfect time. And looks like I made the smart choice to continue watching ASM, since it appears ESA continued the tradition of a bad first day
>Nice diglmaoo
Thank you
>>683295140its been mixed but you cant tell the event lost something, this block has been bland but we're in the denial stage of grieving the event so people will be toxic positivity in thread. Also Edenal is in here seething too.
>nice DICKthank you
JOHN MADDEN
Did you know? Super Mario Bros. 2 was
>>683295310FOOTBALL
>>683295310AEIOU
Dude's casting some kinda curse here, be careful out there
DID HE JUST SAY THE N WORD?
>constant stuttering on firefox>constant "commercial break in progress" on streamlinkGod damnit
>>683295472Repost to seven friends to activate the counter-curse
this run seems ok
>I said we're gonna go UP YOU FUCKING SICILIAN
>>683295562you will watch the adyou will buy the product
>>683295140runs are okay, managed of the event itself not so much, hoping for some improvement
baking new bread get your migs ready
>>683295738Got it, I'll save my post cooldown
>>683295728*management, i'm retarded and think faster than i write
>>683295581I'm enjoying the combination of the commentator doing most of the talking and the runner just silently doing all these high-speed tricks
>>683295728there will be no improvementenjoy your last esa
>>683295840I'm fine with this.If it was just the smaller events only + RTA in Japan and none of the ESA/GDQ I would be happy.
>>683295832Why?
>>683295919funy
>>683295923MIG>>683295923MIG>>683295923MIG>>683295923MIG
>>683295880RTA in japan is objectively bad though, let me guess, you don't speak japanese?
>>683295581Lui is one of the best SMB2 runners
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