Now: Dissidia Final FantasyNext: Darkest DungeonLater: Jak and Daxter: The Precursor LegacyStream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon Stream 2: Your stream is over retardSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>683307819
I'M PLUMMING
Hello everyone I'm here
Metako is streaming on his channel.
>>683317605Buy an ad baldie
>Darkest Dungeon for 2 hours>Runescape for 4 hours>no stream 2This ESA sucks.
>>683317587>everyone is just spamming A/S for milkytoast runsGrim.
>>683317605So?
>>683317650I like Darkest Dungeon, but this will be crowd control.
>>683317587QRD on Slightly Magic?
>>683317605>36 viewersHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOWback to ESA
>>683317685Hi Metako
>Metako still spamming the threads seething about Edenal
>>683317706>Darkest Dungeon
https://youtu.be/-68WHc6PlIA
>>683317698He is playing a better Final Fantasy game than this one.
>ending day with OSRS>4 FUCKING HOURSwhat were they thinking? were they thinking?
>>683317605>stealing esa viewsHow petty can one be
>>683317808Thinking KINO
>>683317789Ok?
Check out my cat, /v/
Boring run, gonna leave the floor and go plap lumilaura
>>683317898Looks like it hates you
>>683317898awww, what a cutie, what's their name?
>>683317808>4 hours of OSRS to close out the daySounds good to me
>>683317808It's like they are outwardly antagonizing the Americlap audience.
>>683317898why's your pussy sideways, is it chinese?
>>683317898looks like a wise old kitty that loves you
>>683317898Is he chocking?
>>683317898Distinguished
>>683317898Is your cat also a piece of shit?
>>683317975So you can kiss it better.
>>683317898Big, fat, and gay.
>>683317898Very handsome cat
>>683317757YWNBJ
I miss stream 2, and with the absolute state of current ESA it'll be at least two years before they even think of bringing it back. Where else can you get a shitfaced Cheese stumbling in on Star Fox Adventures to chill for a bit.
So i just read the lovare pastebin. Am I crazy to think that she is overreacting here? Only the first situation sounds scary if they really aren't attendees or staying at the hotel, but the rest I don't understand why ESA should make a big deal about. People keep throwing around the word sexual harassment when discussing this, but it barely even happens in any the incidents she described. I guess her pastebin was such a nothingburger for most people that today is the first time im even hearing about this thing.https://pastebin.com/sSEJm6vk
sorry esabros but I'll be watching my boy quinn for the next five hours
>>683317898When are you going to cook it?
>>683318189Anon, this is the last ESA.
>>683318217she is an unimpregnated older woman, i dont think you should care too much about people like her
>>683318189Yeah, Stream 2 with long, chill runs is good. ESA is really dead.
>have no idea who's first or secondI hate races.
>>683318223Who?
>>683317969fr. I wake up and all the good shit is over. same thing yesterday
>>683318217women get to define what sexual harassment is chuddy
>>683318189>ESA>Around in 2 years
>>683318223EVO for me
>>683318297>unimpregnated older womanhow does this relate to the right part of your sentence
>this and then Darkest Dungeon crowd controlFinally, time to catch up on the NES block!
>>683317947She looks at me like that when i dont give her some of what im eating>>683317959Frida>>683318042Nah, she has thick fur it just the collar that makes it looks tight>>683318053Sometimes, not often>>683318049>>683318063>>683318075Thank you
>>683317898she looks angry
>>683318391
>>683318217The "interview" thing was the only notable thing there, like what the fuck?
>>683318217Because ESA are fine with whoring her out which in turn brings the creeps into ESA that harasses her, sure what happened isn't too bad (yet) but come on at least look out for her if she''s willing to net you views and shit.
>ads sneaking through TTV LOL PROHmm
I'm out, even the runners are just doing a podcast.
>>683317898Oh yeah? Check out THIS pussy.
>>683317685It's the ESA bonus>>683317898Nice cat
>>683318687>Gay toy
>>683318687Nice thick hairy pussy.
Jesus calm down you T gondi zombies
>>683318687Nice fluffy kot, 10/10
>>683318603>brings the creeps into ESA Kek, they were already there
>>683318687Your cat has a nice fluffy coat
the fart floor?
>>683318750They're turning the freakin CATS gay!!
Dump it
again with these shitty randomizers at every fucking event this guy goes to
>>683318217>nothingburgerYou keep using that word that almost no one else does
>>683318959normal run would be too video gamey
I will now watch everything from Rosenkreuzstilette Freudenstachel onward and commentate as if I were watching it live with /v/
>>683318959I imagine running the same game for years gets boring. Though my problem with these runs is that its hard to keep up with them.
>>683319076who is this ((You)) that you speak of? I am no one else, I am me
>>683319116So not talking about the run at all?
Poor man's stream 2 FFXII run at esa herehttps://www.twitch.tv/zer0skar_i
>>683319091what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
>>683318602I agree Id probably get pissed if that creep wasn't banned after doing that. Volunteers should be held to a higher standard.
>>683319410She is not going to have sex with you anon.
What was the last game you saw ran at a speedrun event that made you want to play the game?
>683319186(You) are someone I have nothing but contempt for
>>683319521pseudoregalia and yes i bought and beat it right after the run
>>683319527>>683319186
>>683317898damn cat... getting in bed with an adult... need rub correction!!!
>>683319186heh, don't worry.. it's a nothingburger
Who is winning i lost track of it,
>>683319579I did this during Dogwater but haven't beaten it yet because I haven't played much of it.
>>683319825Who cares?
>>683319825(You) are! :)
>>683319521a bugs life ps1i dont know why
Oh it's just anime Megaman.
>>683319521Never happened
>>683320080noice
When is plum's game at?
>>683320079Megaman is already anime
>>683320080>still smiling 7 hours in, what was the last game that did this for you?
>>683320184Plum doesn't have a game. It's just a song.
>>683319116>>683320079heh
>>683320223wake up babe, new mandela effect just dropped
>>683320184>>683320223Wheres plum's song?
I am now watching Hitman.
>>683320223PLAY IT NOW
>>683320432CUM IN PLUMdoo-doo-da-doo
I genuinely don't understand DissidiaThis is like the fourth time he fought Garland
Based interupting the host
>>683320458
>>683320184Graveyard.
It would be funny if he punched him on accident
I couldn't give less of a shit about this run.
What are some obscure games I could go watch a speedrun of
the fuck is he doing
>Too slow, ha!>Too slow, ha!>Too slow, ha!>Too slow, ha!>Too slow, ha!
SAY ITWITHME
got a good laugh out of me
>blindfolded trainwrecklol
>>683320184Last I heard, she was doing time trials in Outrun 2006. Or maybe that was the driver trying to race to cum in Plum.
>>683320981>muh blindfold>all he had to do was press square and he didnt
OVER FUCKING ESTIMATE
>>683321087wait, he thought he didn't break chaos yet?
>>683321005too slow
what the fuck are they doing?
Does anyone know where I can watch esa legends final fantasy 14 run? I wanted to watch it and totally forgot about it and now it's been nuked :(
weaklings
>>683321206FF14 wasn't legends, that was normal ESA at stream 2. So maybe you're not finding it because you're searching in the wrong schedule?
HUH TOO SLOW HUH TOO SLOW HUH TOO SLOW HUH TOO SLOW HUH TOO SLOW HUH TOO SLOW HUH TOO SLOW HUH TOO SLOW HUH TOO SLOW HUH TOO SLOW HUH TOO SLOW HUH TOO SLOW
>ttv lol pro failing to proxy adsit's over
nice rhythm
>>683321339nigga wtf are you doing?>ttv lol prowhat does that even mean?just slam ublock
he had lethal for 6 fucking minutes
>>683321276GAYOS
>>683321445i use ublock, doesn't work
>>683321445Ublock doesn't work on twitch, it hasn't worked on twitch for like two years now.>But I don't see any ads using it!Because you live in some third world shithole that doesn't get served ads, we go over this every fucking event.
>>683321332>>683321206Didn't Edenal delete about 5 years worth of videos from ESA's youtube channel if it contained Metako so that FFXIV 24 hour run is gone
This Hitman showcase is pretty amusing.
>>683321537skill issue
>>683321537Install Brave
What the fuck happened to commentaryThese guys are just doing a lets play like they're on the sofa at their house
>>683321537you need a custom script added to it, out-of-the-box it doesn't block twitch ads. search for twitchadsolutions on github. i used ttv-lol for the longest time but in the past month it was letting ads through so i switched to the ublock script and it's been flawless ever since.
>>683321674based comfymaxxers
Run is so boring I didn't even realise it went over estimate.
>>683321580I'm sorry to burst your schizo theory bubble, but that's not true. Why lie?
It's amazing how some people just keep blabbering after the run even when they go over the estimate. How self-centered are they?
>>683321748>about 5 years>nothing earlier than thatRetard
>>683321206https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1882049259
>>683317898
>>683321748Now show the videos with Metako at ESA from last year, 2 years ago, 3 years ago. Go on.
Is Metako STILL shitposting here?
>darkest dungeonheh
>>683321580What's this faggots problem? Why does he hate Metako so much?
>>683321827kek he really does look hostile
>>683321827f-fuck you...
>$6,666uh, bros...
>ANOTHER crowd control run
>>683321914He is streaming right now so no.
>>683321914baldness is a terrible malady to befall a man
rate the run?
>>683321914Is Edenal STILL damage controlling here?
>>683321702thank you. i found it.>>683321598don't be mean!
>>683322001D
>>683322001F
>>683322001B
>>683322001D over estimate
>>683322001D idn't watch
>KIND-DUH LITTL DINGS N DONGSkek i love the scottish accent
>>683322001C - could have used better commentaries
>>683322001D for Dissidiyawn
>>683322001FOnly time Dishittia runs are tolerable is if Leonis is running it.
>>683322001E, too slow, huh
>>683322001C
>>683321748Pic related is gone for example>>683322001C- I like the runners, but it was kinda boring except the blindfolded part
>>683321332I think it was a metako run can't find it anymore or my memory is swiss cheese
Brutal to exist like this
>open ESA>no speedrun going onEVERY GODDAMN TIME
>>683321937>he3 colors is female
>>683322226The absolute state of scotsmen
Guy on the right has had his hair curled like that to try fit in with the zoomersholy cringe
>>683322185>Pic related is gone for exampleI wonder why all those videos was deleted.
>>683322196FFXIV did include Metako, and another anon gave you the link. FFXIV wasn't run at legends, see the schedule https://horaro.org/esa/2023-legends
>>683321914>so mindbroken he thinks he's here despite him streaming right nowUnironically take your meds, or go visit the shrink to get some.
Wait, they scrubbed the recent Metako vids? Anyone got a list of his runs to archive? What about other runners like Argick etc., are they being scrubbed?
>>683318217ESA fucked upYou're supposed to slip them a couple $100 bills when you tell a whore to keep her mouth shut
>>683322368My guess would be either a request to take them down, or some petty personal grievance. Maybe cutting ties included also wanting them to remove runs, but who knows
This feels like a humiliation ritual
>>683322486Not sure about recent, but maybe it would be worth to download >>683321821 and https://www.twitch.tv/videos/555460408
>>683322185Fuck. I was tech on that run, and it was a massacre.
>>683322870why even
>>683322961Twitch jannies, simple as.
>>683322961No talking about American sports.
>>683322939Massacre in what context? Were you getting shit for having fun or the requests from the donations? It sure was fun as a viewer, so good job for going along with most stuff up to a certain point.
>open stream>talking head segment (AGAIN)
>>683322870>>683322961>NOOOOO YOU CANT SAY A RUN WENT OVERESTIMATE NO NEGATIVITY IN THE DOJO
fuck this interviewrequest your plum here, be creative, also no lewds
WRAP IT UP
>>683322896Gonna need to go over every runner that has spoken out against ESA or boycotted it, Edenal is probably going to delete all their videos as retribution. Heinki, Argick, who else?
>>683323128plum low angle pantyshot!
>>683323128plum the mermaid
>>683323128>no lewdsgtfo coward
>>683323128Plum Ranni
how hard is it to just get 4 chairs, one scattered light and get a nice relaxed intermission area for these interviews and general banter???instead we get this terrible setup where they have to stand for an hour adlibbing in random position where half of them are completely out of focus
>>683322001DBoring.
>>683323260But that already exists.
>>683323128Since Dissidia just got over, Final Fantasy Plum riding a Chocobo onto adventure.
>31she looks a solid 50
>Alzheimers at 50uhhhhhh
>>683323128Plum as Gorge from UT2004 or just some form of doomguy / marine guy
>31 years old
Support the science, chuds.
>i'm 31 years old
>>683317745Comfy early morning Spectrum run by Tim while most of the Americans were still asleep.
>>683323393Genuinely terrified of this
>>683323128this but plum
>>683323447Absolute state of 3DPD
My run is coming up
>>683323447
>open plums>they're all purple
>>683323447White women age like milk, this is common knowledge.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>683323174Lordmau5 got publicly insulted and banned.
Z
>2 hours of Darkest Dungeon crowd control
Oh no please don't start with this shit again EdenalBaldenal
>>683323349Cool, going to save it. Admittedly, I didn't put a lot of thought in my request
i ain't gonna make an acount for this shit
Dono cam is back!
>>683323447That's what happens when someone in your family gets Alzheimers
>crowdcontrol darkest dungeonwill this be a trainwreck?
>>683323670When hasn't been CC been a trainwreck
>>683321827lmao, i'm saving that, thanks anon
Did not care for darkest dungeonIt insists upon itself
>>683321206Its been nuked from their Youtube channel, you can try and find in Metako's youtube
>>683321827fat stinky bitch, SHUT UP
>>683323785I remember there being a sonic run where it would show the names on screen.
>shut up woman
>>683323785The CC GTA Chaos run with Josh.
>>683323935>Dear 4chan>Ways to completely destroy Sybil? Just as a hypothetical ha ha
>>683323447I bet 50% of her free time is spent "tanning" and drinking alcohol
Why does this cheapest form of procedural generation flash game got so much attention, anon?
god twitch's channel search is so fucking awful you have to use an external site just to search it. anyway I'm grabbing what seem to be all of metako's videos.
Oh hey, Argick is in chat. What's the point of boycotting ESA and not appearing if you're still sending in Donos?
>>683323174I'll try to compile a list once a get home, today's not been a great day at work
>2 hours of this shitfuck
>>683324107To increase Argick the brand
CC effects for this game seem kinda tame
>>683324107To kick alzheimer's butt :)
>>683324107It was probably performative shit, plus it's hard to break the habit of going to an event twice a year with your buddies. Heinki seems like the only guy who really will stop going by his own volition, he had that look in his eye during the runs.
>>683324107>Modern Warfare 3 Steam boycott group
>>683322486Maybe they just delisted them meaning you can watch them if you have the link
>>683323174Is he really that petty?Never realized ESA as a whole was so shoddily held together, they did a good job of masking it for years
>>683324134Perfect time to watch run you missed before.
>>683324228seems like you can do a lot of damage during harder fights and proper game knowledge of how to fuck the runner over
>>683324290We don't know the specifics so we can only guess. Metako could have asked for them to be removed for all we know, but I doubt he would do that. It feels more likely that Edenal would remove them. There have been a handful of other removals from ESA's channel too.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsMvKnB7m6NR8InrfB2TJtkFalFv_pocv&jct=FiVGsd0MRhLGb6KsHIH0ct5GISkR6w
EVO is live, gonna go watch the final dayHope CC is fun for those watching
>>683322486Only the very recent ones, pretty much of the older ones than two years are still there.
>Crowd controlenough of this meme
I weep at the thought of this being an actual dungeon crawler (first person) oozing in atmosphere
reminder to give beneficial effects to quicken the pace of the run for the rest of us
This game is way too RNG based for how punishing it is.The XCOM style character leveling and frailty blows in this because of how fucking long it takes to actually level the characters.
>>683324280ESA doesn't delist, they private. I know because that's what I hit when I was backing up their old removed videos.
>>683323775You know what? The time has come for me.
who is this shit for.
>>683324431>EVOI'm not black
>>683324431>EVOI'm not Mexican
>>683324384Metako did not ask the vods to be removed. He was actually blindsided by it.>source: trust me broYeah yeah I know, I'm sorry
>>683324606Rogueshit like this is precisely the kind of garbage that has no place in these kinds of events.Let alone crowd controlled ones.My one hope is that more of these garbage runs go dreadfully over estimate with runner failure so they start getting banned from these events. The recent Balatro run from GDQ being the prime example.
>>683324816omg it's true
>>683324384>IrregularjinnyHuh, not sure what happened to him and his runs, but I remember him being a regular
>>683324858Not going to happen, since crowd control runs are always a success, since they make money.
What is Crowdcontrol darkest dungeon?
>>683325013You know it smells wild in there
>>683324927Dude was always a cunt, probably got soft bannedI still remember him yelling at someone during a run
>>683324384>Need for Speed: Carbon Career Any% NG+ by fGeorjje #ESAMovember 2018 was taken down by request of the runner.Anybody got any idea why? Was it too racism?
>AHH A DARK ROOM, I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE>AHH SOME RED WINE, I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE>AH I'VE BEEN SCRATCHED, I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE>TIME FOR INSANITY TO SNOWBALL AND KILL THE SANITY OF EVERY MEMBER OF THE PARTY MAKING THEM UNUSABLE FOR THE NEXT 45 MINUTES
>>683325243The runner doesn't like ESA, he didn't give specifics but going by the year it was probably because they weren't screaming TRANS RIGHTS!!!!! at the camera every minute like GDQ does.
hey I'm doing a thingwhat can be the "HOPELESS" message?
>>683325346UNSOLDor something like it
>>683325346OVERESTIMATE
>>683321702thanksit's not buffering as much for me as ttv lol pro
>>683325346BANKRUPT
>>683325346over estimate, looks good already
>>683325346CUMLESS
>>683325346We could start a Plum character mod with this.
>>683325346Overestimate seems fitting for the event
>price is right hosted by big jon removed from scheduleSovlless
>>683325631is bigjon even there?
>>683325683Nope
>>683325434nevermind overestimate is funnier and is more topical
>>683317969I wonder if the European Speedrunning Assemply is focusing primarily on an European audience, hmmm...
>>683325631it's tradition at this point
>>683325631lol BigJon dodging yet another ESAWhat was his excuse this time?
>expectation>add things that require more skill for the runner to overcome>reality>screen filter, instakill, complete haltcc sucks
>>683317808great run to fall asleep to
>>683325794>if I can't sniff Lovares hair then what's the point?
>>683325631what the fuckthat was the best thing in the entire event
>>683325683Why was it on schedule, a schedule that was released way late btwThis organization is a mess
>>683325897Speedruns?
>>683325346>enter dungeon>all doors are purple
>>683324384>It feels more likely that Edenal would remove them.It's more of a Planks thing really, Edenal's mostly about hot air and trying to stick his face up his own ass.They can't even sort their own site out anyway, it's still directing people to ask about volunteering for fundraising by contacting Metako on Discord. https://esamarathon.com/attendee-guide/volunteering/
>>683325752The same European audience that barely donates and doesn't even really watch at peak hours.
>>683325794wasn't he at the winter one? could have sworn he was in the sonic relay thing
>>683325781>>683325897his dropout rate has to be near 50%
>>683325952Oh I forgot about Planks, I don't actually know what he even does.
>>683325958It's our cultureWait till you learn about dutch tikkie
>>683325998He shows up once every four or so ESAs and then is a midweek no now for the rest.
>>683325683>>683325794He will be there
>>683325346Overestimate.
>Crowd Control run>no one in the Crowd is Control'inglame
>>683326016I've been here during more of his dropouts than his actual runs.
>>683326024If you imagine an administrate gremlin that enacts all of the back end stuff like banning dissenters, you'd not be far off.
>>6833261544 dudes in a row is a terrible application of CC
>>683324384>half the playlist is going to be Metako's removed runsHe has a few reuploaded on his own channel at least.
This Metako debacle is more interesting than the runs so far.I need to know what happened.
Can you feel it choking in the air tonight
SHOUT OUTS
i love cc
Was it the Sonic CC at GDQ I think where they just kept killing him and you could see the runner growing slowly more annoyed, but he had to pretend to be amused by it because it was for charity and he was on cam?
>>683326705Nobody really knows apart from him walking away from ESA after having moved to Sweden to be better involved in it, according to Das he's not going to talk about it until he's got his life settled back in the UK.
Cool speedrun
looks godless to me
>>683323578What did Lordmau5 do?
They have problems with CC every run anymore.For the amount of money that shit brings in I'm shocked at how shoddy the program actually is.
>>683327197He did some tweets or Discord messages that basically said Edenal/Planks need to get their shit together and Edenal got mega mad on Discord.
>>683327328His videos still seem to be up on their channel, although it looks like The Italian Job isn't there for some reason. I'll grab em just in case.
>>683327389>The Italian JobFuck, that was a cool one.
dog press button
>>683327560I had no idea until now it was removed either, When I was checking through their schedules to backup missing videos, I think it was still up, so it must have been hidden recently. I'll reupload it later.
I came 30 minutes late, was CC supposed to be disabled until deep in the Darkest part of the Dungeon?
skenmy so funmy :)
>infinite overestimate works
what the fuck was that
This was earlier, but OF COURSE skenmy would do this
HAHA LE HECKIN WOOFIN FLOOFER PUPPERINO
I thought skeletons are immune to bleed.
>>683327328Edenal single handedly pissed away all the goodwill ESA built up while making himself look like the biggest ass in Sweden.The only thing now that can guarantee ESA's long term survival is him and Planks stepping down but their egos are way too bloated at this point.
>>683327937How are you STILL seething about Edenal? You've doing this for months now, holy fuck dude take some meds.
>>683327871What an attention whoring cunt.
>>683328016He's right though
>>683328016It's metako, allegedly
>>683328016Edenal just apologize and get back together with your workslaves who did it for free you dumb fucking retard monkey.
>>683327937Amazing how everyone* is an expert of everything those two do now despite hardly a whimper before thisYou'll switch boogeymen at the drop of a hat
>>683327937>Edenal single handedlyNo, it's him and Planks, you're doing them a favor by pinning it all on Edenal.
>>683328016It's 100% metako doing this.
>>683327871>Huh, why do I have skenmy marked as "the annoying donation reader" again?>Oh right
>>683328312Staggeringly appropriate
Any anon at the event? How is the mood over there? From what I can tell from the stream people seem happy as usual
>>683328227>>683328137>source: dude trust meYou also said it was metako when he was in the middle of streaming kek. Rent fucking free.
>>683328151>Silently run the event successfully >All of a sudden get hit with a miniscule amount of drama>Completely implode as publicly as possibleHmmm, must be overreacting bogeymen.The "haters", if you will.
All right I have all of metako's videos on queue to download, they'll be safe on my warm loving hard drive and maybe Youtube later.
>>683328441It's that one anon who has built him up to be some kind of megalomaniacal dictator who failed to gain control of ESA, all because he didn't get the joke of Metako acting like an egotistical dick on camera.
>>683328424The mood is hypnotically european, you can't tell whether people are about to fight or fuck
>>683327684I mean, I could've asked for reupload permissions buuuut... being banned kinda makes that redundant lmaoI do have a "watchalong" on my channel as well - but you gotta see a stupid furry on screen all the time kek
>>683328741Oh shit no, I'm a fucking moron - I did a watchalong of the BSG run with Yatogami...Yeah, okay, fuck - thank god I have it archived locally LMAO
>>683328786>I think it's just because he's a die hard simp and tries to get into the #metoo girls pants.He quit before all of that shit came out.
>>683328920Yeah you mean before WE heard about it? You do know that it was internal and talked about long before it went public?
>>683328786>Shittalking Metako>Reductionist stance on Lovare dramaEdenal, you're Edenal.
>>683329004We are ESA dude
>>683328786Nigga, Metako is gay lmao. t. knower
>>683328897If you have it archived locally why not just reupload to your channel, ESA doesn't seem to go after reuploads. GDQ is the only one that tried to copyright strike one of my reuploads kek.
>>683329017>Reductionist stance on Lovare dramaSo I was right? This is all because you're diehard simp for an attention seeker mad that she didn't get enough spotlight at ESA?
>>683326904why would someone move across oceans for a volunteer event that happens twice/year and benefits you in no way monetarily?
>>683328920Shh, that goes against the narrative the schizophrenic anon is trying to build, don't ruin it!
Aww sweet autistic euros talk about Darkest Dungeon in-depth>le heckin' doggorino xD
>>683329175Just like GDQ the staff gets paid a lot
>>683329254Yeah it's pure suffering
Several vods were scrubbed from the ESA Youtube channel (both Stream 1 and Stream 2). You can still see them by using horaro.org/esa to click on the name of the run, which will link you to the Twitch Highlight of that run (the ones I tested were still up, be careful because that might change soon). I know I missed some like The Italian Job, apologies, (You) me with the missing runs and I'll add them to the list when I can:>ESA Winter 2020 - Metako - Castlevania Symphony of the Night Randomiser Crowd Control>ESA Winter 2020 - Metako - Final Fantasy IX Any% Garnet Only>ESA Winter 2022 - PokerFacowaty - Gothic No OoB>ESA Winter 2022 - PokerFacowaty - Sammy Suricate in Lion Land>ESA Winter 2022 - Metako - Final Fantasy VI Any% Sketch>ESA Summer 2023 - Nordic - A good time with... (Pineapple on Pizza, Good Time Garden, No More Papers Please)>ESA Summer 2023 - PokerFacowaty - Sammy Suricate in Lion Land No GTL Clips>ESA Summer 2023 - Metako, Leonis, Nashlax, Habkeinename - Final Fantasy XIV A Realm Reborn $20%>ESA Legends - Metako, CarcinogenSDA - Final Fantasy VIII Any%>ESA Legends - Metako, Neviutz - Shin Megami Tensei How to… Any% (SFC)>ESA Winter 2024 - Metako, Leonis - Final Fantasy Tactics Advance - Famfrit>ESA Winter 2024 - Metako - Final Fantasy VII Any%
>>683329081I mean, I've got all the runs from about uh... 20 runners archived?Which includes some banned folk (one of which I literally archived the runs of the *day* before they got a ban lmao)I'm gonna wait and see what is gonna happen at the end / after the event. Cards don't look too good imo...
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH SPECULATIONS ON METAKO AND EDENAL! LET THE ABYSS WASH OVER THIS THREAD! FREE ME!
>>683329392Anything missing from this besides recent Metako and The Italian Job?https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsMvKnB7m6NR8InrfB2TJtkFalFv_pocv&jct=FiVGsd0MRhLGb6KsHIH0ct5GISkR6w
mizzow really meant calling skenmy a dog thenmanlet seethe
>>683329293ESA has a fraction of the social cachet that GDQ has tho
>>683329175it must have been paid better than his teacher job that was going down the deep end lol
>>683329164>Let her be sniffed by one of your friends>Let her get followed by a pack of Somalians>Use her as rapebait when trying to ban an autist that hugged someone
>>683329323Here's my download queue. Do your part anons and back up a local copy! Some aren't removed yet but they seem like they might be.https://pastebin.com/2X8L7CVUyt-dlp -f "bv*[ext=mp4]+ba[ext=m4a]/b[ext=mp4] / bv*+ba/b" -a list.txt
>spend money to cheat, the run>also heckin doggo joke x1000wow this sucks cock
>>683328786The logical answer is that Metako>submitted to ESA years ago, I assume>enjoyed his experiences>wanted to get involved in producing the event, gradually got more involved>wanted to make changes that he felt were positive>tried to assume a public-facing role because ESA doesn't have a lot of people who do that well>butted heads with the more stubborn members of staff, who also happen to be the highest up>got tired of the stubborn staff and decided to stop wasting his timeI don't really know anything about his situation specifically, I just know that both GDQ's and ESA's most senior staff (Matt, Edenal) have a track record of being stubborn bastards and it's impossible to change anything that they don't want to change
>>683329323Ah fuck, yeah I sadly don't ahve all of those... don't have the 2020 Metako runs...>>683329473The ones mentioned by someone else above and Poker's runs I think... Off the top of my head at least
>>683329175>move to Sweden and think he can make enough to live being a staff at a charity event>"wtf I don't get enough money from ESA!">"wtf I can't communicate with anyone here in Sweden and can't properly organize the event!">Seethes and flees because Edenal refuses to pay him a full wage all year around for helping hosting an event twice a yearSomething like this, I know because I volunteered at ESA and heard people talk.
>>683325346Fresh out of the oven
>every hero is still level 1how is this crowd control run going to win?
>>683329323>PokerFacowatyFirst time hearing of this, what'd he do?
>>683329771transparent version
>>683329771Wonderful Plum
why do fat people get so mean when they get some confidence?
Oh hey, the high pitch audio problem seems to be gone today. Nice.
>>683329771>>683329889super based
>>683329771>>683329889nice
>>683329771lel
>>683329771
>>683329771good stuff
>>683329771A light in the darkness that is this thread and runDon't leave us.
>>683329771Nice
>>683329892Vengeance
>>683329771yo that's actually good
>>683329771>>683329889there's still hope left in this world
>>683329771I need a version of this with anonymous and plum pics
This isn't a speedrun.
>>683329757>>"wtf I can't communicate with anyone here in Sweden and can't properly organize the event!"Why are you so fixated on this tidbit? The rest of the organization is Swedish, why the fuck weren't THEY communicating with other Swedes? You know, like they were doing for years before Metako joined?Every fucking time Metako is brought up you decide to vomit that one up, please explain to me why literally all the organization was thrust onto Metako apparently.
>>683329175Yeah how the fuck did he make money? The dude doesn't even speak Swedish.Does ESA really pay their staff THAT much?
Is this the HAHAHAHA run?
>>683329771>>683329889A ray of light pierces the veil of darkness
>twitch ad breaks every 5 minutesyeah, this shit is unwatchable. at least GDQ has the courtesy to only schedule breaks during downtime
So, how's the crowd control going? What's being changed/modified/added? Missed the beginning of the run.
>>683330238Skill issue
>>683329771A solid run and good memesNice
>>683329771Nice!
>>683330238read the thread idiot
>>683330149Because no other staff member expects the charity to pay them a full years salary for doing jackshit. Explain to me why Metako would deserve to get paid a full years salary working for 2 weeks a year, being the organizer when he can't properly do his job because of language barriers.
>>683330276Spamming heals on party members to prevent game overs.
>>683330238>seeing ads anywhere on the internetare you 10 years old?
>>683329771>>683329889Awesome. Will use it somewhere.
>>683317587>chartfaggotry>no girl, foid, tranny, ad or trainwreck/cringekino runsEither these are actually good runs or all it takes for /v/ to like something is be totally against trans people.
>>683330326Planks is British, isn't he?
CrowdControl runs are 100% rigged, right?CrowdControl itself could have minted some coins for some intern to make sure never to lose the run. Is this what's currently happening?
>>683329771>>683329889Absolute legend.The Plum fanart is the sole reason I even read through these threads. Thank you for continuing to make it worth it.
>>683330451Did he move to Sweden expecting ESA to fully pay him all year around?
>>683330508Rigged to do what exactly?
>>683329323Thanks for the list anon. At this point it feels like you might as well just archive the entirety of every single ESA, you never know what will get removed.
>>683330582to never let runs end as catastrophic failures
>>683329771>>683329889Good stuff!
>>683330238same, the ad blockers only seem to work for some fags for some reason
>>683329757That's funny, I also volunteered at ESA and heard something completely different
>>683330326The upper management all speaks English, all of the runners speak English, most of the crowd speaks English. Who doesn't understand English there? Fucking Sven Claus, the AV tech? Literally just relay the information if it's such an issue. The """language barrier""" isn't a real issue in a major European metropolitan area, especially when the event is international.
>>683330643But most CC runs are trainwrecks
please tell me skenmy fucks off soon...
>>683330675Don't make me say it
>>683329771well done
>>683330791N
>>683330675Twitch runs ads differently based on region, it's why TTV LOL is a thing because it proxies to random regions and you have to hope you land on one without ads.
>>683330326Everyone in europe under 50 speaks english unless they are appalachian tier
drawfag hereI don't want to create duplicates on the boorucan you delete the black background version? (to whoever uploaded)
>>683330732>try and talk to the municipality of Malmö to get a sponsor from them>the only people working there are 50 year old ladies that barely speak English>your job is to try and convince them to sponsor your eventYeah that is going to go so well>>683330906see above, clearly you have never interacted people working for the state in Sweden.
>>683330326Why is some third worlder commenting as if he's an authority on Europe lmao, nearly everyone understands English here.
>>683330675>>683330238Twitchadsolutions worked for me when an anon suggested it the other day
Where's the prize girl? I haven't seen her yet
>>683330936That's weird, I didn't add a black background.
>>683330936there's a plumbooru? the hell
>>683331007
>>683331007whoring herself out somewhere else with a higher pay probably
>>683330973>>the only people working there are 50 year old ladies that barely speak English>Come up with a plan of action (ie. organizing it)>Hand it off to someone who speaks Swedish
>>683331007>he doesn't know
>>683331072Oh I'm tired, I thought you meant the transparent version became black. I uploaded the first one, not the second. I don't see a delete button though so just report it as a dupe.
>>683331007Getting people to donate for a chance to win her socks at NSG instead.
>>683331120Just a general booru for drawfag requests on /v/ and maybe related boards: https://vidya.pics/post/list/
>683330575Cute, keep moving the goalposts, I don't give (You)s to retards. Strongly recommend others in the thread to do the same
>>683331256God I wish my life was this easy.
>>683331216>why would Metako deserve to get paid a full years salary working 2 weeks each year?Why would Edenal? Why would Planks? Why would Ida? This is such a non-"GOTCHA".
>>683331256>>683331007She has that Swedish mong face. Like 10% mongolian rapebabbie with FAS mixed.
>>683331430The fuck does Ida even do anyway? Her main qualification seems to be being married to Edenal.
>>683331625I think she's the marketing director or something, at least according to the current volunteer page.
>>683329743Can't you take them from the Twitch Highlight?
>>683331515Yeah, why some Europeans look like that?
>donations were at $6976>donate $24 to get the 7K get>donation counter goes up to $7050???
>crowd controlBack to doing whatever the fuck I was doing, I guess.
This Skenmy guy is alright, but he doesn't really hold a candle to Spike.
You could put each segment of this run in a random order and I wouldn't be able to tell.
I thought this run was over...what happened?
>>683331928Ive only seen that mong face in Swedes. Dutchies have their own kind of mong face but theirs is not so bad.
Almost done with FFX $20%
>>683332081Funny, because she's Dutch.
>>683331007>>683331256she is so fucking hot. like literally the perfect definition of what thicc should be.
>>683332202Shieet anyways the proto Dutch mong face is Jos Verstappen.
>>683331962>gimmick Jak and Daxter run>4 hours of runescapeThe stream is over for the day bro.
>>683332081Did they mix with Finns?
>party wipelol
>>683331691Official role is Marketing Director, fuck if I know what that means other than using ChatGPT to make low quality tweets
>>683332196
>>683326807why
>>683332375hehe
>>683332202Don't ruin Anon's fun, /pol/ has made him think he thinks he's an expert on this shit.
>>683331256wait for the inevitable "I almost got raped at NSG and it's the organizers' fault" pastebin soon
>>683332375That run was such a clusterfuck, it's like no one even vetted him.
>>683332431>>683332551it was fun :)
When’s RuneScape?
>>683332669https://files.catbox.moe/3im9qr.mp4
>>683332541I'm waiting for Tainted Tali to write one. ESA can't stop abusing women.
>Leper wants to die an honorable death protecting the people he sees as friends>Miraculously survives every encounter as everyone dies around himI'm not the biggest fan of DD but the Leper is such a supremely good character and with the right rolls of the dice can be the most kino part of the game.
Just a 30 more minutes, yall
>>683332703oh fuck you still got this?>this is basically for me the super bowl of programming this i still cringe
>>683332541Bro she's married to one of the organizers of NSG, do you fucks even learn anything short of the surface level shit you need to join in on the dramafest?
>>683332861No, they just have surface level knowledge and come here trying to make everything into a GDQ dramafest and then make themselves look stupid.
>>683332861Stop replying to them, they just want attention and to make you seethe
>>683332949>>683333068What's wrong with some drama on 4chan?
>>683324384>My Summer Car got hitBunch of cucked fuckers
>the enemy waving with his hands up
>>683333292and thats a good thing
>>683333223There's a whole board dedicated to gossip.
>>683331712Italian Job doesn't seem to be on the Twitch Highlights anymore (they are still slow as fuck when it comes to uploading the runs to YouTube, and at this point it won't be in the batch lmao)But yeah, the ones I archived from others that weren't yet on YouTube (or got deleted) I downloaded from Twitch as a backup
It's just the same people over and over. Did all the others leave?
>>683333669Most of the regulars are gone, yeah.
>the concernposters wonunexpected timeline
>>683323174Argick is out as well? What happened?
>>683333697YIIK run when? Can any event contain this masterpiece?
>>683333606I thought it was strange, it was the only run I couldn't find on Horaro, I tried as soon as I saw it mentioned right before I posted the list... that one's been scrubbed good. maybe check the rest of Viper's runs just to be sure
>>683334110Already taken care of just in case
>>683334110>>683333606You two made zero effort.https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2070343434
Is yato there?
>>683334023Nothing, really. He just said he's not returning to the event until they "make serious changes" because he was disappointed with how they've handled things.
AHHHHH RELEASE ME FROM THIS DARKEST DUNGEON
>>683334217To my moronic credit - I forgot that the run was on stream 2 and not stream 1.Granted, they are using it as a simple "restream" right now for 20 more viewers
>>683334252What does GDQ do better than ESA exactly?
>>683334347You're not supposed to ask that question. Delete this.
i'm baking rn if no one else is
>>683334485Cookies or something?
>>683334546yah
>>683334291In the future, use https://vodarchive.com and https://esavods.com/ to check. It does look like Viper's Italian Job isn't on Twitch for some reason (it's on Youtube), but remember Twitch did have a hardware failure that one time which wiped out a lot of vods.
>>683334785>>683334785>>683334785
>>683334291>Granted, they are using it as a simple "restream" right now for 20 more viewersAbout the only upshot of that is because it's a smaller channel, stream 2 has much less of the ad shit enabled so it's less resistant to using shit to get around them.
>>683334821Based
>>683334821holy fucking based>posts it before the migbro...
>>683334907Fair point actually, I didn't think of that
>>683334217I could've sworn it was on Stream 1...
>>683334821Very nice artwork anon. I barely saved any cool pics/OCs during SGDQ.
