Now: Old School RunescapeNext: Re-runsLater: Re-runsStream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon Stream 2: You retardSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>683334785
I HATE MIGGERS
This is so unbelievably BORINGWe're reaching boring levels that shouldn't even be possible
>>683359307i feel depressed
>>683358864she's not there anymore...
>>683359656>Re-runsThe fuck did you expect?
>>683359485can we stop with the racism? i see what you're doing and i'm getting tired of it.
>>683359687It's gone after TinyTim, we may never see him again.
>>683359812This isn't a rerun, this is live.
These guys suck at the runegame
Just joining in, have I missed any kino
>>683360230The demo disc run was pretty good I guess
>>683360230Slightly Magic was good if you like Tiny Tim's runs.
why even call it bingo when all it is is a checklist in grid form
Has anyone here ever played Plums game and is it good
whoa I just realized why are there so many chicks for a runescape run wtf, were people really buying GFs back then then
>>683360621RS is a dress up your digital barbie sim with a chat room attached
>>683360617Game?
>>683360621>were people really buying GFs back then thenYes, and now they've all been bought.
Isn't Plums VA a cute girl?
>>683360714That was pretty much every pre-WoW MMO to be fair.
>>683360794is there no hope for us
Onto the next 80gb video.
>>683360617It was free for a bit>is it goodNot really lolAnyway missed all of the marathon so far, are thy still doing reruns or is it 24/7 again?
Is this worth watching after the fact?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghdshqN-d1c
I completely forgot about this. Did I miss anything good?
>>683360871yeah and ironically she's also broke
>>683360871I got banned last time I posted her, but she's pretty cute yes
>>683360987reruns.
>>683360940we should do a marathon stream of these when you're done, might help if esa ends on a bad note
>>683361276I don't think anyone will want multiple days worth of Metako alone, especially since most here have probably seen them. If I'm able to upload the 12+ hour ones to Youtube (dunno if you have to be a Premium Goy member for that) then you'll at least be able to add the missing runs playlist to https://myrtv.github.io/.
Rate the Runescape run I guess. It KILLED the thread
>>683361943F
>>683361943ZZZ
>>683361943A+, comfy
>>683361943A(I like runegame)
>>683361943D for didnt watch, didnt bother, didnt even considered the possibility
>>683361943ZZZ a mih 'niod m'I
>>683361943D for Didn't watch
>>683361943F for I fell asleep several times
>>683361943Now the hard part...surviving the reruns.
Did you know that the US release of Team Buddies is censored? They curse more in the European version.
>just woke up>time for rerunsMan ESA fucking hates australian neets huh?
>>683361943D
>>683361043I'm watching it right now since I missed it live. Enjoying it so far.
>>683361043Better than anything at ESA so far
>>683362292They don't think about you at all
>>683362630Damn did you quote some tv show at me???
>>683361043>take a peek>plays red>expect the super foul mouths scots>different voicesOh booo! I assume that's the faggy censored version, first time I've heard it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unv5XXZWIx0
>>683362691What's this game rated lol
>>683362835EU was "parental advisory", dunno if it had a rating.
>>683361943threads have been dead since the event started. ESA is dead.Z
>>683361943D for didn't want to watch
>>683361043It was objectively a good run.
>>683362835No idea sadly.Teams were all based on countries, they'd insult each other, speak in racist accents, and swear a bunch.
>>683361943no
>>683361943ZzzRunescape is shit.
>rerun starts with HitmanNice.
>>683361943Z
>>683363269>all that good shit on at like 3AMfuck man why don't they care about america throw us a bone or two
Finally bros... we get some video game content that isn't shitty polygons and dudes clicking around a screen with shitty flashing numbers.Re-runs save us from the cringe
>>683363465no burger bucks no stream
>>683363269>ff>dd>runescape>implying there's an esa bonus
>>683363269What a mid day, Tim's run doing well really seems to cement that his runs are most appreciated when they're in the morning and Americans are still asleep.
just need to hold over until vinny has his garbage sunday stream...
>>683363763That was a lie told by staff, Donations remained consistent during USA time
>>683363681the fact that reruns are what's saving this event for you speaks volumes as to the quality of this garbage can eventi used to take the week off for this event and now i've probably watched 30 minutes of the event so far... and it was during a rerun...
>>683363889It wasnt that good a stream, I was very puzzled by the ratings
>>683361943F for Boring as Fuck
>>683363763the least they could do is give us the Plum video
>>683364056It was impressive to the people who know how much of a pain in the arse that kind of Dizzy-like platformer is, like with how the Worms runs only went down well because most people around here are familiar with at least Worms Armageddon.
>>683364470It straight up wasn't S worthy mate, sorry
didn't see this run earlier, neat
>>683363889I'm an American and I appreciate his runs
>>683364545
>hitman already overoh..................
>>683364001>You used to take the week off for the eventLOL WHAT A FUCKING LOSERBro you waste valuable vacation time to watch some autists play video games for a week and shitpost on /v/ instead of go on an actual vacation?I don't care what your opinion is at this point, what a waste of a life.
>>683365513nta but you should kill yourself wannabe normalfag
based TinyTim1488
why is it that this tim fuck only plays these old as fucking shit games that all look like dizzy-tier
>>683365626Imagine thinking the highlight of the year for your life, is a fucking video game marathon.No wonder your opinions are so shit and angry. You based your entire life around this shit, what the fuck is wrong with you. Not even speedrunning a game, just watching people speedrun games.You could have spent that week to volunteer at the event or go in person to hang out with people.
>>683365718>why does he play the games from the era he grew up ingee anon, idk.now zniggy, that's a roight proper fuckin game m8
What subject does Tim do lectures on?
>>683365718because theyre better than anything released in the last 10 years
>>683365718>>683366209Tim needs to be running Fat Worm Blows a Sparky.
>>683365769and yet here you are, seething
>>683366234He's a computer professor of some variety, which makes all the sense of why he runs mostly 80s PC games.
>>683360617It's ok but Plum is awful, especially for speedrunning she's dead last.
>>683366576I'm gonna play Plum's game and make the new speedrun strat to put our girl on top.Eventually...
comfy rerun hours
>>683364418
>>683366408Me making fun of you guys and pointing out how you are failed humans who could have literally want to the event in person is not seething retard.You guys sit here and seethe about how these events suck, and no wonder you're all so upset when you based your entire life around it and you're not even a runner. I thought that kind of cringe behavior was for normies who virtue signal about forcing their 2 year old to watch this shit. But it spreads to you guys as well.
best part about reruns is how they just skip straight from run to run. No fucking annoying setup time in between
>>683366817>another wall of seethecopeyea I don't care lol kys
Quintessential British man on the left
>>683366957snffff
>>683366817Obsessed
>>683366793Doubtful, it's just that one anon pulling stuff out of his ass again in place of having anything to go on.
>>683361153Can you save her?>>683361172Oh that sucks.Do they still play the song?
>>683366685
ASM won
>>683367870also the fact that these autists are clearly not equipped to fill air for 10 minutes in between runs
oh hey it's actually not canceledwhat i miss so far?
>>683367657>>683361172>>683361153Do you think we could pay her to sing Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat. or Frame Perfect?
>>683368051Argick won.
>>683368120Barely held together with sticks and glue and some good runs (I guess I don't watch speedruns).
>>683361153Fuck, I remember there was this one pic where she was wearing a very cute skimpy pajamas I think.I really wanted to draw Plum wearing that on the same pose, but I dont have the reference anymore.
oh cool they're doing a mixtape of highlights not just a replay. that's fantastic
>>683368138What's her name/handle?
>>683368552joopis
>>683368374sounds about the best case scenario that i expecteddon't they have a severe staff shortage with everyone jumping shipat the very least i gotta commend the ones who stayed to suffer through it, no pity from me though
>>683368660Holy based.
>>683369242Amabataplum
Probably not even going to make 40k at this rate. The entire thing is just fucked unless Edenal steps down desu, got rid of most of the scheduling team too if I remember right and its definitely suffered from that.
>>683369491Planks too.
>>683369571People sure do seem to overlook Planks and his acting like a miniature dictator.
>>683369863It helps that he's usually off-camera and easy to confuse with Edenal since they're both blonde white dudes.
someone just got yeeted
>>683369958Cope
>>683370463Surprise, it's the dude trying to pin everything on Metako. >>683366793
>>683369491How do we save it
>>683368389yeah! this is nice and chill
a massacre
Rixer sounds exactly like an American. Is he actually Danish?
>>683370618Better games and they need to make it 24 hours again. For example, dont put a 4 hour runescape run during EU early night and burger afternoon, this slot needs to be filled with games like cawadooty, Halo and souls games - these are stuff people who arent mega autists would watch.And, kills me to say this, but they need more ecelebs.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>683369242>>683368660is she still begging for money for "medical bills"
>>683371002Even without ecelebs, they had guys like Ela, Dist, Santzo, TMR, Fuzzyness, Joshimuz, Susan, etc. who have moderate followingsI volunteer to be the next eceleb
>>683371348joshimuz is batting heavily for ESA again over on reddit
>>683370618Just keep trucking. Listen to the people bitching who refuse to volunteer and figure out what is so unbearable to voulnteer and fix it.And then you get people coming back, you get 24 hours runs, we get stream 2.Everything goes back to normal. Everyone is leaving cause they don't want to deal with management bullshit. If they fix that, people come back and we get the manpower to fully run the event as intended.
>>683366405>>683366793>>683367870>>683368148>>683369242>>683369373>>683369576>>683369958>>683370104>>683370787Hm......
>>683370618more staffbetter gamescharismatic hosts24 hourstream 2 revival for ridiculously long runs only
>>683370618Plums VA striptease in between runs.
>>683371576not surprising at all it's a shit stirrer
>>683371643They didn't.They literally said the reason they aren't doing 24 hour marathons is because they lacked staff and didn't want the force the people who remained to overwork themselves to keep a 24 hour event going.They already tried doing that and overworked everyone and they were getting ready to quit too because of the lack of manpower. So the orgs buckled and decided to not do 24 hours.Now imagine if they actually got enough people to run the event for shifts?
This guy's English is clean
>"because im based like that"weird hearing lingo like this being said so flat
If they're fucking off every day from 6 pm CST to 12 AM CST, I'm going to miss literally the entire week of ESA from work
>>683368552>>683368660>>683371101I've got an email drafted up but I need a transcript of the lyrics. There's parts where I can't tell what he's singing like at 0:42https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JlF5H13fdI
>>683372064The "No 24 hour stream" thing was rolled out because of ESA Legends being a smaller event, not because a lack of staff
That fat bitch on the couch could get it
>>683371643Thats when they shot themselves in the foot. It ending around 1am their time means it ends around 7pm jew york time, which is shocking for viewer retention, especially when the yanks are the biggest English speaking base.
>>683372241>ESA legendsWe are talking about the real ESA events, winter and summer.
What is that eevee thinking?
>>683372472how soon it can headbutt the runner
>>683372460Yes and ESA Legends was used as a testing ground for all these changes and then adopted by the big events. The problem is that what works for a small event does not work for a marathon. But pride and ego got in the way.
>>683372207"every action, quick reaction, ____ fashion"ohI suppose we can just make up a word that fills the same syllables
>>683372460Anon's not completely wrong though, they trialed it with Legends.Thing is they also said it's good for the schedule to have that three or four hour buffer a day and that they don't get a significant amount of donations at night to make it worth keeping an entire set of teams and the runners going at dead hours.
>>6833706181. Complete admin overhaul2. Announce, at least half a year in advance, that you're going back to 24/7 runs on stream 1 and having a stream 2.3. Use the fact that you're doing 24/7 runs to court new sponsors to replace the ones that have fled in the time since the schedule cuts.4. Use the sponsor bucks to bribe Prize Mommy and all of the core personalities that disavowed ESA, aiming at "oh ESA is great now" statements if you can't afford to get them to physically come back on site5. Use the sponsor bucks to just hire some fucking temps.
I already saw this run so I'm working on my times. Beat the ghost and then my own time multiple times in a row, feels good man.
I miss stream 2...
I miss stream 3 (battletoads with watermelon bongo controller)
>>683372652They arent exactly getting many donations now. Its because they put absolute worst games on during the night shifts, so while the runs are good to us autists, its not exactly something you're going to want to turn on, watch and donate to if someone is sat there in silence playing a side scroller from 2003.For example, Halo 3 is on at 11am Swedish time and Joshimuz is running GTA at fucking 6:45am.
>>683372207Legend
Missing marathons being on Youtube already, hate the shit out of having to re-update and just try my luck with the usual crap for getting around the mid-run ads on Twitch.
>>683373032>They arent exactly getting many donations now.They don't expect to be getting them during the sleep hours.
>>683372207>>683372639"I'm not getting caughtrace against the clockNo matter what's in my way I seize to take a break until I reach the top"Did a fucking A.I. write & perform this?
>>683373402They're barely getting any at all. They're down almost half from Winter and they dont have the ANONYMOUS HOYYYYPPPPP donations.
>>683359307>ESA went from having 2 24 hour streams to 1 stream with daily rerunsIs it because the runners got more boring over the years?
90s aneurysm video
>>683374387It's classic. 90s is as classic now as 70s was in the 00s.
Man if only the live part had 0 downtime like the reruns.Impossible I know.
>that 90's liquid DnB rave club soul of the PS1 god the Playstation brand is so fucking gay nowadays, take me back
>>683374313Lack of volunteers + the staff didn't feel like doing late nights personally anymore + for some reason they stopped trusting guys on stream 2 to hit the fucking donation button and behave themselves
>>683374554There'd be no time to pee or get snacks
>>683372207I'm hearing "every action, quick reactions, I will dash and I'm not getting caught"
>>683374554If only the live part had music intermissions like the old days.
>>683374810this fits nicely
>>683373678No matter what stands in my way, I'll seize the day.... something something.
>>683373732Having like 70% of the regulars bail and even stuff like the scheduling and fundraising teams be decimated had a knock on effect in a bunch of ways. Even the declined submissions are very low numbers compared to usual, nobody's really trying to get in.https://oengus.io/marathon/ESA-Sum24/submissions
have I seen this run before
>>683375304meds
Anyone else hear a coin sound?
>>683375304>turn on esa>run is purple
>>683375304Is the ESA interface looking purple to you?
>>683375304I don't think I have.
>>683375213I mean theres still loads of good games they declined in favour of 4 hour runescape runs. Hell, Yato got 5 runs declined and even Argick got his runs declined.In fact, when was this list finalised? Because even Metako submitted stuff. I guess they wanted them on janny duty.
>>683375586Not any more or less purple than it always looks
>>683375169>>683374896>>683374810>>683373192>>683373678https://pastebin.com/mZb0f4Tg This is what I think are the lyrics
>>683372207>>683373678>>683372639You anons are fucking deaf, jesus christ. Or ESL.>>683376450>I'll seize the day - I'll break awayAND break away.
>>683376093It was finalized before the end of last GDQ so not even that long ago compared to the usual window it's done in.
>>683376613I thought he was putting flare on the end of words like you hear music artists typically do
>>683370618>get more volunteers and get rid of the activist ones>get better sponsors>first stream 24 hours again>second stream with a text to speech donation reader>get a real mascot>more orginal songs>no more one-runner-indie-games-nobody-plays>ban trannies>bigger game screen and different ui when run needs them>more audience involvement during the run>get rid of pronouns>make better charity ads>make a real studio for interviewing stuff
>>683361943ZI fell asleep
>>683376669Interesting, so most of them were declined even before the lovare shit came out. Kek, clearly the leadership has some sort of vendetta, they think they're Bane on the plane but they're actually CIA
>>683363845>implying there isn'tBad runs are rated accordingly, it's the mediocre ones that get a bonus for no reason
A shame I missed this choke live
>>683376093I don't think it can be fully trusted, since Argick said he pulled his runs after the pastebin drama. Plenty of the declines might be retroactive.
OK ANON TIME TO PLAY CHENSO CLUB
>>683377416That's a fair point, the Chucklefuck Brothers are more than petty enough to decline over stuff like that and hide it.
>>683375750kek
>>683376613>>683376916https://pastebin.com/KWg21tHw there fixed the lyrics
>frame perfect>plumfor me it was SPREAD YOUR LEGS and flyyyy
>>683377479I'd rather play Ninja or Die
>>683377479Your game sucks ass and apparently I can't unlock you until halfway through. You aren't even the character that autist with the bad costume chose to speedrun your game with and you're the star of it.
The four hour runs hit a lot worse when the stream isn't 24/7. Like I wake up halfway through the runs for the day, and then there's Pokemon or Runescape and the day is basically over.I miss falling asleep to the stupidly long runs.
Plum was supposed to be huge.
>>683378117
>>683377952She also sucks, she's really slow compared to the others.ESA briefly had a sort of focus group running event of the game when it came out and she was universally the worst times.
>>683378117failed experiment. I genuinely feel bad for ESA essentially being chained to this thing because of how hard they shilled the song. Chenso is a fucking flop and I bet the staff sigh internally any time someone mentions Plum
>>683378239you could always mod her to be faster right?
>Lovare never did a Plum cosplayWhat a shame.
>>683378239They could always just do a Plum Percent or something and use her anyways, if the game allows.
>>683378239>unofficial mascot of speedrun event is slow as shitHow ironic.
>>683378450Yeah people would pay for it regardless. You can even try to get her creator on the stream to answer Plum questions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-5Yte5uLxsvgh... we didn't know we were making memories...
>>683378117Whats her team?
>>683378254>failed experimentBut she succeeded here?
>>683378938>hereno one cares
>>683378969I care. At least, I care when there's good fan art of her.
>>683378935Machoke, Machamp, Hypno, Growlithe and Tentacool.
>>683379015>I careno one cares
clearly didn't matter cause her game is killsorry anon, a good design and well put together ad will not save a universally shit gamemany such cases really
>>683379042I care about me caring! Hah, what now?
>>683379040switch growlithe with houndoom
>>683379054Pokemon disproves thisThe entire gacha genre disproves this
>>683378935Thighs... thighs... thighs...
>>683379142No, Houndoom is for trashy whores like Hilda, Growlithe is for cuties like Plum.
>>683379241so is hypno
Wasn't there a remix of the Plum song that played at ESA or did I hallucinate that
>>683379305Hypno is Hypno, they fuck everyone out there.
>>683379054It was a terrible ad for a new franchise from an unknown studio. I constantly saw people that thought Chenso Club was the dev team behind Here Comes Plum. All the catchiness in the world can't make up for a garbled message.
>>683372207Where is this from? The song is surprisingly catchy
>>683379485>tfw you will never play Here Comes Plum
>>683379346One of the dancepad games had a remix showcase, but I've got no clue which at this point.
>DASH FORWARD>FREE ENERGY>DASH FORWARD>FREE ENERGY>DASH FORWARD>FREE ENERGYPinnacle of fucking gameplay.
>>683377753Just a minor thing>I see that run ahead of me!I think it's "I see that road ahead of me!"
>>683379829it's ff, what you expectthe appeal of dissidia was watching the characters interact
>>683379554It's been the closing song for ESA for some time now. I couldn't tell you how long>>683379946dammit now I hear it. another thing to change
>>683380046Tina put down the moogle
>>683378516It fits with the crap these events promote, GDQ shilled the fuck out of Super Meat Boy Forever and that's basically unrunnable.
>>683380094https://pastebin.com/YmVwXBX3THERE this finally should be the final version
>>683380337>Super Meat Boy Forever and that's basically unrunnableIs that a meatboy sequel or a remake? Why is it unrunnable
are blindfolded runs taking a step too far into the autism territory for speedrunning
>>683381027It's one of those games where you run through procedurally generated obstacles forever and then it says "wow, you ran 287 meters."
>>683381027Started off as a sequel, turned into a phone game, it's an infinite runner.
>>683381084Is the autism too austistic in an autism hobby?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIsy8HaaeK4
riveting gameplay
This thing's finally done downloading and muxing.
>>683381084I'd say they're some of the most interesting and impressive displays of memorization and skill, as long as the runner doesn't fuck up. If it's a relatively long run, then a fuck up here and there is fine, but too many and it can look pretty bad.They can really show you how good a game's sound design is when taken to the extreme by completely removing sight. It's less relevant for blind 2D runs, since those rely more on memorization, but still slightly important.
>>683381627my favorite all time comfy run, especially the furchads.
>>683382000>as long as the runner doesn't fuck up.Anybody remember that Super Mario run where they fucked up, didn't know and were happily going for ages against a wall without knowing it?
>>683381439Oh yeah I forgot about Sayvi. Didn't she start an Onlyfans
>>683382030Imagine the smell after them having worn those to ESA all week.
>>683382030ESA tech staff was pretty based during that run
>>683382030i don't think anything will top the FF III run for meFFIX was a close second, only really bogged down by the attention whore who couldn't take a hint
>>683382202ummm acshually suiters use anti sweat balaclavas and scented disinfected sprays to maintain the inside of the heads, it's honestly not much of an issue. Hell some even have built in fans on the inside.Don't ask how I know these things
>>683382120That was a completely idiotic idea for a blindfolded "run". Why would you ever rely on random levels from user levels off of Mario Maker? That the runner has never even seen.Who would actually something that stupid?
>>683382326Yeah that FF3 run was an absolute rollercoaster that nobody could have predicted where it would go or that it'd have a happy ending.
>>683382485Meant to say "Who would actually okay something that stupid?"
>>683382030I miss Leonis.. I know he won't attend ESA without Metako.. Thus I miss both now..
>>683382485I genuinely do not understand what they were expecting. I still do not understand it.How do you blindfold run something you have never seen before. The stages are random.This has 100% chance of failure
>>683378935needs a Mismagius
>>683367989ASM won so hard its not even funny
>>683382632He's bound to show up at BSG or something.
>>683370618it really comes down to getting rid of the two morons, everything else will fix itself
>>683379241Educated opinion.
>>683382134Yeah, "itsjusterika" is her username.I think she only sends uncensored stuff through DMs, though. So, no boobs unless you pay. And I guess you have to cumulatively pay more than $100 to get some stuff, which is funny, since it feels like she doesn't even try to take half-way decent photos with good lighting or even good angles.
>>683365769>haha you're all losers>but I still want you in person shilling my event ^-~and people wonder why we keep saying staff is here all the time, you couldn't make it more obvious if you tried
>>683382449>anti sweat balaclavasHow does wearing ANOTHER layer of fabric make you sweat less?
were threads this slow last event too
>stop watching yesterday while theyre playing jak and daxter coop>come back right now and they are still playing jak and daxter coop
>>683384514during reruns? yes.
>>683383607I'd something to actually go in person and socialize and make friendsIt's another to block out an entire week of your life to just sit in your room and binge watch people playing video games, bitching on 4chan about it. At least if you took a week out of work and went on vacation to somewhere else to meet and talk to people it would be something worthwhile.
>>683384532ya like reruns?
>>683383543Yeah not too interesting. Check'd it out
>>683378254I think the problem is no one really knew what game Plum was supposed to be in. If ESA was smart they would have bought the rights to Plum and just made her the ESA mascot.
>>683383776You still sweat, but it absorbs it. The reason it doesn't make you sweat more is the type of fabric it's made out of. It's very cool even in a head. Specifically you have to get balaclavas for suit use, not just "generic army balaclava" that's heavy and padded as fuck. These lighter ones aren't for protection against the cold or elements, they just keep the sweat on the inside of the fabric so it doesn't touch the foam of the suit. Also internal fans are a godsend to combat this entirely
>>683384939>organization with no money>paying for a literally who character
>>683379946I always hear 'route'
>>683384939>If ESA was smart they would have bought the rights to Plum and just made her the ESA mascot.It feels wild that 2 or is 3 years now later, some people are still so late and uninformed that they do not know ESA wanted to buy Plum character rights but the artist who holds the rights has refused to sell them completely off.
rerun bros....the stream....
>>683385462and now she's in the void doing nothing i wonder if the artist refused because they thought Plum could be big
>>683385618inb4 a tranny pulled the network as revenge for prize mommy
SHOUT OUTS
shoutouts to the sleepy tech crew
IT'S BACKREFRESH THE BROWSER
>>683385786S O S(gibberish)S OSIT'S TIME THAT WE CONFESSL O V E - LOVE.HAPPENED WITHOUT YOUgenuinely catchy song
>>683384767it's easy to take time off work and bitch on 4chan, but most people can't do that + pay for flight, hotel and food costs for an entire week.>just volunteer!You still only get hotel costs back, and under the current management? hard pass
less than 40 minutes for real runs brosyou ready?
>ESA starts in 30 minutesbros...we are so back.time warped to day 1
>>683385926that's why you split the hotel with 3 others and room up. ez
>683386023>he keeps moving the goalpostsaright I'm done have more important things to do
>>683386213who are you quoting
>>683386023Going to ESA even with roommates is easily a $1000 expense when you consider food, travel and shops. More if you’re flying in from the states. It’s hardly EZ
>They ended the reruns to show a 40 minute timer go to zero
>>683386474HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPP
have I seen this countdown before
I fucking love timers!!!
>>683386474>They could have just restarted with the first run>nah better put the timer up firstESA has really hit hard times
>>683386742Meds. Timer isn't even purple
>>683386930wtf was his problem?
why didn't these dipshits edit out the countdown
>>683386930Now... button!
>>683387264?? this is live anon, as in we are getting live runs in 20 mins.The only dipshit move was cutting out the rerun almost an hour ahead of time knowing we are just in a waiting room.
who is actually up at 7am locally for this
>>683387436I just woke up. Its 06:42
>>683387436Quite a lot of people get up at or around 7am, when the fuck do you get up?
>>683387646for ESA? never
>>683387330That shit was depressing, you can train dogs to react to stuff like a button lighting up but he was doing the basic week one training thing of using treats as bait.Fucker's gonna spend what life it gets doing that and being a sideshow attraction at events.
>>683387436I had a stomach pain at 3am, been awake ever since (it's almost 8am now).
>>683385667whos plums artist
>>683387330>No. :)
>>683388135Me!
>miku at home
DAY 1 ESA STARTS IN 10 MINS HOYYYYYYYYP
I feel like we need the clips of Pete going on about the size of goat ass for the Pseudoregalia run.
>>683388248wait wasn't yesterday day purple???
I like girls
>>683388409
>Kingdom ShartsI feel like I watched 10 hours of this total recently, I'mma skip.
>>683388462t. not ESA
>>683388462prove it name 45 girls
>>683388462But do girls like you?
I should probably just immediately go to sleep and wake up in time for Pandora Tomorrow.
>>683388708>pseudoregaliahips
3 minutes until we get some autists trying to fill air for 10 minutes woooo
>>683388769based
>>683388757Indeed, but I want to be rested for the morning runs too...
>700 viewersfucking yikes
>>683388875Also 42 on stream 2.
ITS YOUR BOYFAT FUCK
hes big
>>683388757Tranny furry game
>have to stay up to midnight to even catch a glimpse of a run>miss the entire live section due to wagecuckingman i dont know how younger me did those constant all night sessionsguess i won't feel bad for ducking out on kingdom snore
Wtf does final mix mean? is this a bootleg of a song?
typical rpg fan body
Good morning EU early birds or wage cucks like me!
we're so back
why doesn't he just eat alzheimer's?
reminds me of that guy that left the steam friend requests on and meltdown ensued
I'm only awake for the funny goat game
KHchads...we're home.
>>683389237https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOwMWfud04U
>>683389139Yeah they really fucked us non neet burgers.i suppose them having a replay of the day directly after helps
>>683389226Take an hour nap.
>>683389281As an oldfag that grew up with shit like JF1 and 2 I already heard it in my head before clicking it.still based
>>683389321Nah I don't need it
>>683389226me too
>>683387894I mean, it's probably difficult to get a dog to press a button while you play an MP4 of a video game.
this guy looks like he has 358/2 hearts
>>683389645You had a joke about blood pressure RIGHT THERE.
>>683389706:3
>>683389194Nice but i hate kh so im out
>RebelDragon95wonder what he rebels against
>>683389871A long lifespan.
in awe at the size of this lad
KHfags explain yourselves
>>683389164>taking it in the assForeshadowing for the Kingdom Hearts gachas
See you anons in the morning.
>RebelDragonpost it
>>683389534Funny thing is there's people who have taught dogs to actually play some basic games, they've just done it with breeds that are better to train to do stuff and they've been very thorough about it.But that shit at GDQ wasn't about that, it was just about the heckin doggo spectacle and it worked because of course it would.
what compels someone to be a fan of Kingdom Hearts
Been watching EVO all weekend so missed ESA starting, how bad is it this year?
>>683390460their blood pressurethere, full circle like the runner
>>683390460Weeaboo Disney fans, it has shit from two of their favourite megacorps.
>>683390508Just very, very dull and boring so far. Not a clusterfuck or anything like that.
Damn, I wish Spy Hunter wasn't dead. I don't think the original even has an indie knockoff yet.
Came here after EVO finished. Have I missed anything? Any cool runs?
>re-runs>no 2nd streamWhat the FUCK
>>683390508>not 24 hours>no stream 2>all the remaining staff are cringe>a lot of good runners aren't attendingI'll let you decide. Evo was great, though.
friendly reminder that this guy constantly bullied the darkest dungeon runner yesterday, claiming he is so much better than him at the game and such. So don't feel bad making fun of him.
>>683390785>autismo can't recognize couch banter
>>683390785Good.
>>683390657There's been a few but nothing really stand out or did anything worth giving a fuck about.>>683390785I don't know why you'd think anybody in these threads would feel sorry for him, this fat fuck is pretty much detested.
>>683390928He's not detested, wtf are you on about. That GDQ webm doesn't mean he's hated here kek.
>>683390785darkest dungeon is a shit game, so deservedbut this guy is still a faggot
>>683390785Good.That run was awful
>>683390928>pretty much detestedBy who?
>fat fuck is pretty much detestedYou're posting on an 'ick on 'eck worshipping board.
>>683391163imagine the point blank smell
>>683390298Yeah doing this sort of thing with a Shiba is just for the meme doge points and not even in a subtle way
>a weenienot very inclusive
>>683391163Look at that SLUT Maral noticing the wizard behind her hover handing and grabbing his arm without consent
>rebeldragonWasn't that the fat fuck who forgot to disable steam announcements and got ''friend requested'' a whole lot during his DD run?
>ventus goes and beats up a bunch of dwarves randomly>aqua almost goes barging into cinderella's house guns blazing without a second thought>terra is supposed the bad guy
>>683391523that was rebeldragon94
>>683391523yes
>>683391564I hope his run fails then. I can abide, but I cannot abide FAT and stupid.Fuck you RebelDragon, you know why you deserve this!
his pronouns are actually fee/fi/fo/fum
must...stay awake...for fat goat ass...
Wonder how long the entire playlist will take.
>>683372207She responded! There's a bit of an issue considering she's not the person that does pitch correction/autotune/mixing. Do I ask her for a single straight take and hope some anon here does magic like in the /v/ the musical threads?
>>683391564Funny how modern GDQ is so sterile and controlled and yet shit like this still slips through the cracks
>>683391986Why have you done this
The face of a man who lives and breathes NES games.
>>683392031>he doesn't want to give Plum a job
If the Pseudoregalia run has pants on, it's an automatic drop in two letters from me.
>>683392092that ain't tmr
>>683392161more like an auto F
>>683391918the dogwater run of it was great>whats the first thing that stands out to you when i play this game>big ass
>enterWhat does he eat?
>>683392092Never knew Russel Crowe was such a gamer. I guess that's why he personally commissioned Wayforward the Mummy Demake game.
>>683392267Followed by several donation reads about said big goat ass. ESA would never.
rate
>
>>683392398B
>>683392398Btoo bad for that one choce, but almost 1/6 faster than estimate is still nice
>>683392398B desu>Captcha: MJGANAnd I miss him every day.
my wife :)
>Just 2 dorks talking into the cameraWhy is there no intermission setup? Where is the thicc presenter lady?
>>683392495Anon...
>while scanning your DNA, we learned that your ancestor was a kabuki, so we're turning you into a digital kabuki ninja warriorNES excuse plots were insane back then, I miss them.
>>683392398B+, I like Rebeldragon and now he kinda is one of the few runners left from a better time. Good commentary, KH didn't last for hours (like at ASM), felt like a decent run from a few years ago which makes it in current ESA pretty good
whoa
>>683392495Who's gonna tell him?
>>683392590I love alzhiemer Noita man.
>>683392267>>683392340and followed by more ass comments from Pete.Him and Joe are to be treasured.
>>683392594tell me
>>683392590Kinda funny hearing his vocabulary, using words that the typical scientist would. Like novel, most people would say new but scientific papers use novel treatment instead.
I don't have a Sybil folder, someone else dump pics during the run.
The money donated at ESA actually goes the research? That's neat.
>>683392716I would but most of them will get me b&
There's a special place in hell for whoever forced this pointless talk during intermissions.
Eh uh umm uh uh eh uh yeah uh so uh uh uh
>>683392870She also doesn't wear pants, so even official art might upset the powers that be. Damn.
>>683392398D for Didn't watch
>>683392870Do it anyways, it'll be funny and we'll be happy It's win-win (for me)
>no pantsAW YEAH
god her ass is so fatFUCK
This is a furry game brother
Dear diary, the ass was fat
>>683393046It's also a really nice platformer.
>>683393046That's right brother.
Furry troon game so of course /esa/ loves it
>>683393080If you insist because these N64 textures and this N64 animation rate is painful
>tranny game>no tranniesWell, this is different.
>>683392664too hot for ESA
>>683392870YOLO
for me it's the featureless crotch
There it is again
I miss the alpha stacy Maral. ESA was never the same without her to command the other girls around.
>>683393170It's a must.
>>683392664They fired her brcause she insisted on not using tampons or pads during menstruation
I wish I could move this fast when I play the game.
>>683392664She's busy at my house.
>>683393202There is no coin sound brother, get a grip.
>"I'll just go for the alternative strat">also failslol
>>683392870>>683393089>>683393158Now, I'm not a furry, but...
>>683393385based
>>683393385Instabanned on GDQ
how the hell do you do that super slide jump
>>683393385Now they'll never allow Gurumin at ESA...
>>683393392Nevermind these are hips
>>683393353
>>683393385How sad will it be when ESA actually dies before a Gurumin run happens at it?>>683393392There are zero butts in that picture.>>683393453Much better.
>>683393392>>683393453where's the pete motorboating webm when you need it?
Alright, I actually like the movement of this a fair bit
This actually looks pretty cool.>$6might as well
>>683393434If this mf can do Sayaka's spats game, gurumin should be there!
>>683393496>>683393392
>>683393203Holy shit is that Kungfu? She looks much happier here...
>>683393539Fuck I MISS STREAM 2FUCK
>>683393568The march of time can be stopped by no one
>>683393553BAT TATS
What's the lore reason for the fat goat ass
>>683393589Unironically, what would it take to revive it? Surely like 5 code monkey anons could take care of hosting it with some financial backing?
>>683393691She needs a big butt for big jumps
>>683393691Strong jumping muscles
>>683393730No, the big thighs are for big jumps. The big butt is to soften the impact on landing.
>uh that is strangeJust own up to it
Went to bed during Dissidia, any hehe hahas I missed?
>>683393794No, it was a solar flare hitting his PC. He didn't mess up or anything haha
>>683393794Too distracted by goat ass
>>683393794THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
Are the random stripper poles important to the level design?
>>683393953Of course
>doesn't even call timeDURR
>>683394045who cares, he's not going for WR.
>>683394045Windows Explorer into Time Trials is part of the run, bro
>>683394070Yeah the dude who got that at Dogwater has it.
Bro pls
I'm glad we have time trials, would've been too easy otherwise.
chooooke
jesus this goatdonkeyrabbithuman thing is hot
Runner's getting a little bit distracted
>>683394240Yeah, he clearly needs someone to walk for him for this part
Are there any other gyattformers like this?
pseudoregalia if she real
>>683393598Chalking that one up to selling her soul to GDQ, honestely
>>683394271Atlyss lets you make your own gyatts
>>683394271Haydee for more gyatt less game or speed.
This guy sucks, he keeps missing.
>>683393724Nothing. Just the will to have it back up. Which the 2 morons do not have.
>>683394296Gyatt
>>683394328Goat ass too distracting pls understand
this game honestly looks very well put together for something that was made for a game jami hope this dev becomes very successful
Is this game any good or it's just fat goat ass meme?
I mean, not really over estimate if they didn't pause when he was loading them. But the chokes didn't help>>683394496You just watched it, what do you think?
>>683394496Both
>a few last words before I end itShit, that got dark fast, he didn't do that badly.
Rate, I guess
>>683394496the schmovement feels incredible if you get it down. I play it in Archipelago randomizers and its always a blast.
>>683394529>You just watched it, what do you think?if i can infinite climb any vertical wallsì then it's bad platformer.
>>683394618A, he made some mistakes but it was still a nice fast run. Also goat booty. Looks like a fun game. Seems to have a custom level for advanced movement tech too, that's neat. Does it have a level editor or this an imported Unreal level? I kinda would've rather this be the incentive.https://www.nexusmods.com/pseudoregalia/mods/75>Time trialC, not a smooth run but it looks hard anyway.
>LTT theme
>>683394618B, i guess
What is this Linus Tech Tips ass music.
>>683394618B-Clearly choked a lot, but I was pleasantly surprised by the game and it didn't seem to be easy. I'll be nice. And now to save all these goats
>>683394618A for ass
>>683394618B for big ass
>>683394618A+, goat ass
>>683394618B for butt (in all seriousness he choked a little bit too much for me to give it a higher score)Hope you enjoyed my dump
>>683394472
my brother just shave your head if you're balding that badin no universe does it look good
Shit that was fast.
>>683394618A for Anus
>>683394618>-overestimate>-too many chokes>++assC
>>683393385
>>683394682Thanks bro. Not a furry, but I'll save these because you went to the trouble of dumping.
Oh good, they still haven't figured out nobody likes the talking heads segment
perlershow original
>>683394795You're welcome.
>>683394618I'm doin' him a C
>>683394846At this point I'm thinking they are still doing it just to spite us
seriously why not just play music instead of trying to have autists talk for 10 minutes between setups
>>683394974It wouldn't surprise me if no one at the event knew how to play intermission music. Maybe it was all one man delivering to us shitty intermission music.
>>683394974You will be subjected to German and Swedish autism, and you will like it!
>>683394618-1 for choke-1 for overest1+ gor buttSo B
>>683394846Mami's mamis.
I've been conditioned into hearing the accordion for any French runner now
A FUCKING FRENCH
thank you goat booty your presence pleases me.
>>683394886Crazy that the gdq janny is only here for pokemon runs.
>>683394618C+
>>683395165It matches the official art and it's on topic, not like she's spreading her goat asshole for us.
>>683394618HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMnyo
>>683395164>goatNow I've actually seen the gameplay she's clearly a jackalope, right?
>>683395284
>>683395294She's a made up dream mishmash, think she has some cat in there too. She's imitating the local lifeforms which are goat butlers but she came out too dummy thicc so they tease her about her flimsy disguise.
>we don't have any donations at the moment
>mfw spent my night watching Twitch vods of upcoming runners autistically practising their ESA commentary
>>683395445I donated to them once but they censored my harmless joke and even my name, soured my intention of doing so again this event.
>>683395462>practising their ESA commentaryWhy don't they just do that in private man
>>683395502What did you say
>>683395502I'm sorry to hear that, Trannykiller9000
>>683395585>>683395592I tried making the Morshu joke on day one when that fat bastard had the donation cam and he kept putting himself on screen lol, guess he understood it.
>>683395526They get the same number of viewers either way.
>>683395656ok that's funny
>>683395792I even threw in a bit about other donation incentives, it was totally inoffensive unless someone immediately made the connection that he was to be Morshu or was stalking the thread.
SAY IT W-nevermind
>>683395656I feel like because a lot of them are not native English speakers they're gonna delete long and seemingly unrelated donos to be safe and just keep the simple "Good luck on the run" donos.
Rate this run
>>683395895Edged for sure.
>>683395962CIt was a run of all time
>>683395962F for French
>>683395962D
>>683395906Yeah, but Edenal had that discord declaration where they were going to loosen up on donation messages and just laugh it off if a bad one got through. I guess Morshu didn't get the message...
Baker-sama... your bread?
>>683395962C
>>683395115seismic's sweet mami
>>6833959971 more page, lad
>>683395962B for Based frenchman telling the hosts to mute themselves so he could narrate his entire run
>>683395997Baking ~ ~ ~
>South Park Snow DayYou can tell this game is safe edgy if it's allowed at these events
they play goosethey play the same woman who's hubby is in a hospitalbut never frame perfectnever plum
>>683395962I'm doin' him a C
>>683396170Have they really not played Here Comes Plum yet?
>>683396170He promised us our Plum...
>>683396085They get very weird with that shit, if the game says something it's ok, if the runners or couch say something, it's bad.
>head of alzheimers foundation>can't deliver more than two lines of her script without having to do a separate take and edit it togetherit's over
HE'S IN
>>683396271Man, Joe was right about that shit all along.
>>683396170Remember all they took from you, anon
I just woke up and it already feels like getting up was a mistake.
>>683394618B
>>683396239>>683396243Either the donation readers are severely retarded, there's animus against /v/ for shittalking people inside the event or most retardedly, they're saving the plum and frame perfect videos for some reason.
>*vomit*
>>683396471They did that last time, got to three or four days till they started playing them.
>>683359307>>683360621>>683361943HRTscape / 10
We're on page 9 bros...Please...
>>683396556Nuh yet
>>683396510Guarantee you the choice of playing them wasn't by Edenal/Planks, and if they do want to go full corporate you'll never see those videos again.
>think about staying up>cuts to our hourly two awkward weirdos standing in front of a camera for 20 minutes segmentyou know whati'm goodgoodnight
>>683377830>12 steam reviews>mixedIs advertising your game in ESA a death signal?
I can almost imagine wearing the goose shirt in public, but I'd be embarrassed to go outside wearing the Plum one.
>>683396598The ads were being run in the first place because Edenal was friends with the developer.
>>683396614It's a combination of anyone barely watching ESA to begin with + the games advertised always suck ass.
>>683396614How many does Hoplegs have?
>Cartman blames Kyle because... Cartman hates KyleHmmm, I wonder why.
>>683394618Fpaid advertisement run as usual with this goat shit.
>a South Park game came out this yearWut. I had no idea.
Oh hay, they've actually fixed their fucking flags to have the Welsh flag, it only took them about eight years.
>>683394618S to counter the schizo above me
>>683396567PAGE 10MADA DESU KA?
>>683396675Okay, but then why aren't they playing them anymore? Plum is on their VIP badge and shirts, its not like they wiped her off the face of the earth. Why would they deliberatly keep the videos from being played for 3 days or more when they could've just done that from the start?>because they are retardedOh, that's true my bad
>>68339671538, positive, released in 2021.
>>683396781>Recognizing the W*lshMore proof ESA has gone down the shitter.
>>683396801Nyo. Perish.
>>683396614They should have gone for /agdg/ vidya instead
>>683396921They want released games.
>Getting adsOwari da...
nor more migs will
>>683397130Wait till we get to page 15
I don't like being edged, where's my thread
>>683397223Gone.
I will NOT make a new thread.Do it yourselves, you lazy pieces of shit.But also don't make two or three.
I just woke up and I'm baking
>>683397265There is no Allah. There is no Jesus.
no one wants to make threads because this ESA sucks
RIP ESA
the bakery's closed go find something else to do for the week
Imagine sinking into Sybil's big, warm, soft goat butt. Like this thread, if you will.
ALL ABOARD THE LIFE BOAT >>683397410>>683397410>>683397410
I was baker the first day and I don't feel like baking
