Now: Spider-Man (2000)Next: Spyro the DragonLater: Spyro 2: Ripto's RageStream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon (embed) (embed) (embed)Stream 2: Meds, there's no stream 2Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>683429424
I'm not kidding when I say every time I tune into this its a talking segment. Where are the runs?
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Good morning I hate Planks
Why didn't you buy plums game?
i did not care for scarlet spider, default costume was always better
Thank God we're back to real video speedgaming.
One is coming to kill you, while the other has been assigned to protect you with his life. Which one /v/?
>>683448262Game? I'm just a member of the club.
I watched EVO over the first few days of ESA and just tuned in, debated whether to watch or not because I feel it'd just be grim and depressing. But how's it actually been?
I really miss the Plum's song!When are they gonna play it?
>>683448236fuck, got me good
I hate that it goes offline precisely when I usually settle in and get comfy. I know the world doesn't revolve around me, but I wish it went offline like four hours later.
>>683448336Damn witch, luring innocent speedrunners to play her game...!
(you) me when spiderman starts
>>683448375Grim and depressing!
>>683448236kek
>>683448402Will do!
>>683448402ok i will
miggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TZ8Ll8bthg>12 years
>>683448402IT'S STARTING
>>683448259You would hate him much more if you knew about his retarded political opinions (that he happily vomits over unlucky volunteers until they walk away)
KID MODE
>>683448236This is some real esoteric hieroglyphic shitIn thousands of years ayys will find data fragments and consume entire stars crunching just what the fuck we meant by it
>>683448402!!
>Playstation NationHow's those exclusives coming along?
my spider sense is tingling, that's a MAN on the left
Fucking love this spiderman game.
>>683448375Grim and depressing. Sorry. A lot of down time, a lot of long, boring, invalid runs. A lot of meme mods of games instead of just someone just playing a fucking game you loved as a kid fast. Stream going offline in prime time US (I know this isn't for the US, but there are a lot of US viewers so still disappointing)
>>683448436>>683448446>>683448490>>683448546thanks
>this game sucks my SPIDERBALLS
cutie alert!
>>683448169PARKER!I NEED PICTURES!PICTURES OF MIGGER-MAN!
>>683448576cringe, kino or cringekino, only time will tell
>>683448321Skenmy has more mass and height, so he will just yell b-b-b-b-bumper and catapult MoD away.
why troon
>>683448578Spider-Man was THE capeshit property for video games until BamHam.
Spiderman, I just.... can't stop...dancing...!
Whenever I played this game on pc back in the day it would never save, so I would either have to beat it in one sitting or start over and over again. I never beat it
man this game takes me back
What does he/they mean?
HE/THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>683448578its the best superhero game even today
Is that the raping blob there?
Why does spiderman sound like that
>>683448375Not boring, just very bland. No runs to get excited about, nor any runs to shitpost. And intermissions last way too long while being shit, haven't even seen Plum yet. Interest here has been pretty low, not many anons even rating the runs.
spider cheeks
>>683448710Too bad so few of them make moving around as Spidey feel good
>>683448576>>680981794
>>683448728venom obviously
Fedoras are awesome!
I am cringe
>yfw 2000 was quarter of a century ago
>mocking millenial writingdamn lumi is one of the good ones
>>683448802spider plums
>>683448559correct
>mmmffmfmmhhrrrmmmffmhm>Yes, thank you Spiderman.
>>683448813SPIDER WUSSCOME OUT AND PLAAAAY
>>683448462Stream 2, home. At least it was before Edenal fucked everything up.
>>683448802hot
Wait a second, this run is fun.
>>683448898
A DS4 again. Looks like they have fully embraced emulation usage, same as Winter. Oh well, in a few years everything will be software or hardware emulation, once all original hardware dies.
>>683448843Trust me, he's not.
Tranny Jane and YIIKguy linked up with SPIDERMAN?
>Tony Hawks Pro Skater billboardlol I forgot about those
>>683448412>>683448590>>683448798I figured when I saw the viewer count at 3000 and the total at 15k, then the first thing I see when I tune in is Skenmy talking for 15 minutes.
>>683448971Easier to hookup and setup for marathon purposes, really.
already had enough of this guy
Is lumilaura a tranner?
>google stream 2>all the links are purple
>>683449081obviously
SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER-MAN
>Even ESA's she/her's pass better than GDQ's.
imagine going dressed as spiderman and not just quoting the game instead
In the challenger's corner, is THE HUMAN PLUM!!!
>>683448971not necessarily. there an adapter (the brook adapter?) that allows you to use usb controllers on older consoles that don't support it
>>683449127SPIDER-SHIT
this is redditthis is memes
>>683448375Also how was ASM? Again I was watching that for a little bit but chose EVO over it. (I'm into fighting games more than speedruns)
Is Bonesaw ready?
I'm gonna make LumiLaura scream for mercy like it's 1776
>>683449118Not so obvious to /v/, the thread was going hard thirsty during the Eyetoy run some years back.
>>683448880>Spidey hates it when I do that!
>>683449221Which fightans did you watch? Third Strike was pretty fun.
>>683449247>DBZ fag>Wanting to rail man assAs expected.
>>683449054You missed them having the bright idea to replace the runner cam during a run with a donation cam. It lasted two runs before they realized how bad of an idea it was. But at least it made for some funny memes
>>683449221NTA, but I only caught the three 7+ hours overnight runs and they were all pretty nice in their own right.
hope you like the tranny btw, you'll likely be seeing it for at least the next 2 hours
>>683449248the moment he first talked was gold
>>683449309
>>683449127TAKES A DUMP IN A COFFEE CAN
>>683449081Yes, he's also a Spyro runner so he'll be on later.
>>683449352Hot.
Spiderman mask kinda looks like a gimp mask.
>>683449221ASM was generally pretty damn good.
>>683449360kek
somebody post the latest chart, please
>>683449221The first half of ASM sucked ass, everyone in the threads was bored and miserable (go read the archived threads if you don't believe me), second half got its shit together.
In my memory this game was so much better
what's this?>>683448971>>683449065they're playing on console
>>683449360no freakin' way
I know about the recent drama with lovare and all but how the fuck did the average viewership drop this much? I would understand if it was a small drop but this is absurd, did I miss something?
>>683449221Actually the most enjoyable marathon of the year for me. Had some really fun runs and banter. Highlight was the Skyward Sword run, overnight run with them hyping up the most stupid shit just to try to stay awake.
>>683449248>>683449118Exact same happened during this incident. ESA keeps tricking /v/ it seems.
>>683449360I love these edits
Dubs and I'll crabwalk across the stream
>>683449352Passes better then most of the trannies in GDQ
>>683449498The lack of 24 hour stream
>>683449498The technical issues made it unwatchable for the first 2 days.
>>683448375Grim and depressing, mostly
>>683449284SF2, Third Strike, like three SF6 pools matches, two Tekken pools matches, Soul Calibur 6, then all of the last day from Guilty Gear Strive Onwards.
Spider-Man (2000) Venom is my spirit symbiote
>>683449584>dubs
>>683449530Seems like /v/ only really cares when they can tell for sure.There was one gothy one who showed up at GDQ on people's couches for a few years who also got the thread thirsty.
>>683449632Step 1 dont be a fat blob (lumilaura is fat though)
>>683449487idk maybe the runner wanted to shill it. Type in the URL and see for yourself.
>Tranny>Alex Yiik>SpidermanThis run has no right to be as good as it's been.
>>683449498There was that drama, plus people see the writing on the wall for ESA now that they have pronouns listed like GDQ.
>>683449705that ESA bonus hitting you hard huh?
>>683449324One thing I noticed about ASM this year was the threads survived overnight which is a good sign, they didn't last year, so it shows growth.
>>683448262I got it for free from Fanatical and played it with a friend. It's not that great. But it has a lot of cute pixel art throughout the campaign.
>>683449487an IQ test
>>683449705NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DEAD WORLD RECORD!
>>683449725This is the most GDQ run I've seen all event.
>>683449498Fucking Metako asked people to boycott.
>>683449589That's a low bar.
>>683449498>no 24 hours>no stream2
>>683449629I watched Third Strike pools, +R, Super Turbo and watched up to Strive. Tekken 8 and SF6 were just a bit too late for me to stay up for, so I dipped.
>>683449309Lemme guess, another Edenal and Planks idea and everyone on the team told them it'd be a bad idea and a disaster and they didn't listen and insisted anyways and it turned out to be a bad idea and a disaster. Just like the whole camera angle they had at ESA winter that vanished two days in.
>>683449691>>683449760they're shilling it rn
>>683449498Viewers slowly climb during the day and they all leave at the end of the day. Most normal viewers dont watch reruns or highlights.That and they have shit long games during prime time when it needs to be normie bait like Souls, Tendie or shooters.
>>683449769Me when I go on the internet and tell lies for tomfoolery.
>>683449769For real? Surely you're just shitposting, anon?
>>683449127>Awwwwwwwww ya died!>Well you were talkin to me!
>>683449582I wanted to make more but they stopped doing it so now I'd have to explain the joke for people who weren't here at the start.
>>683449498It feels a lot less comfy, I fucking hate the goose shit, and the telethon shit they do during the long intermissions turns off a lot of people.
>But I wanna be spidermanYou're halfway there laura
>>683449853yeah for serious, don't watch itt. metako
>>683449221Great, probably my favorite speedrun event of the year. Both of Werster's Pokemon runs were good (the ORAS race was very even) and Skyward Sword is a must-watch despite being 9 fucking hours long. Peak bantz.
>>683449814
>>683449812Yep, probably since they banned everyone that isn't a yes-man. At least they quickly realised how stupid it was and stopped on day 1 with it. And it proves that all the bad ideas from ESA winter weren't from Metako and the legends event, Edenal and Plank are just that retarded to come up with those bad ideas on their own.
Is this what he'll feels like?
Lumilaura looks worse this year than he did last year
>>683449898Holy shit, it's true
>>683449986You can't fight the wall.
>>683449860Kinda wish more were made, but it makes sense to stop joking about it once they fixed it. So just let it be a funny meme instead of running it into the ground.
>>683449986His skin looks sickly, like jaundice or something.
>>683449065My issue is that the same as always: Nothing wrong with using an accurate emu, but maybe indicate it. There was something about marking the emulated runs with an asterisk,but I'm not seeing that on the schedule.>>683449186In winter I was the one digging info in all sort of adapters to convince myself that they were not emulating. I stopped caring after the FF VII run using the Fast Forward.>>683449487I have no idea what that is. Something that enforces a set of rules like real hardware?
>>683449986Wall comes for us all, brother. You can only accept its blows, or break yourself against it.
>>683448169>pronouns bullshit just like GDQWhy are speedrunners all fucking faggots? Whats le link between wanting to complete a game fast and cutting your dick off?
>>683449632There's a comparatively lower level of treating it like a special club or status where passing would lose that.>>683450063That's just being English.
>>683449860Same thing happened with that bright-ass table last yearPart of me really does think they're reading here, but likewise other sites would have the same complaints
I thought he picked the ultimate outfit, why is he silver now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CdcCD5V-d8
>>683450189autism
>>683450189It's an easy way to promote yourself. Just learn how to play game. Look at me.
>>683450070Given the age of a lot of hardware at this point, it's either emulator or nothing in a lot of cases. I do agree that runs using emulation should be marked or noted in some way, though
why the heck doesnt anyone speedrun spiderman 1 or spiderman 2 on the ps2
>>683450218I think easy mode gives you the armored suit after the first level or some shit.
>>683450218There is an armor item in the game that changes your outfit. It's the blue bar on top of his health.
>>683450070>Nothing wrong with using an accurate emu, but maybe indicate it.Isn't it against the Twitch rules? Or did they walk back on the no emulation stance
>>683450215We know they read here, Lovare was allegedly asked to put on a show for 4chan
>>683450215You guys underestimate how effective a simple email is, whenever I have even a minor issue with ESA I blast Edenal and the main ESA's email to complain.
>>683448169is the stream 2 thing just a joke or did something happen?
>>683449476I watched the first half, so it got better once I left? wew
>>683450343There's never been a stream 2.
>>683450339You sounds annoying as fuck recess randall ass motherfucker
>>683450215They're 100% confirmed to lurk here. From the lovare post to das telling us they do kek.
>>683450308Twitch has never been no emulator as far as I know.
>>683450289>>683450295I'm blind, I forgot about armor.
>>683450343grandpaaa take your meds
Don't tell 'em about Stream 4.
>>683450070>I stopped caring after the FF VII run using the Fast Forward.Kek that run was great, they kinda pretended at the start but then it just became complete insanity in the end.
>>683449501Smaller marathons are always better because they keep their authenticity, its about friendship, just hanging out, running good etc. Its why they gotta keep being supported.Hoping UKSG, BSG or NSG take over ESA's spot. I wouldn't be surprise if it fragments the speedrun EU community too much though and none of them get as big as ESA as everyone's too thinly spread out and seperated.
>>683450343Stream 2 is no longer with us due to Edenal being a ratfuck
>>683450257I think it's a borderline miracle all these old consoles don't just stop working live on stream, honestly
>>683450416t. Edenal
>>683449584Well I hope you practiced it
>>683449907Due to time zones the two runs I managed to catch for the event were both really long runs: Skyward Sword and ALL SMILES Xenoblade.
>>683449221Watched some of the runs and they were pretty ok, very comfy threads too
>>683450470Black speedrunners and Fatales are small...
Just tuning in, what did i miss the first two days?
>>683450257Some of the old console and early PC system hardware is a ticking time bomb, I remember one has one of it's system batteries buried in a chip that you have to cut away at the plastic to dig out or else it'll kill the chip eventually.A lot of similar crap is going on with capacitors and stuff dying.
Mysterio is such a cool looking villain for something so lame.
>>683450595uuhhhhhhhhh
Spider Plum, Spider Plum, does whatever a Spider Plum does.
>implying
>>683450308I believe GDQ is the one that has a heavier stance on not using emulators unless it is necessary due to the nature of the game / mod, like a randomizer that only works on emu. Twitch rules are just for banned games (Genital Jousting, Tsundere simulator, etc)>>683450459"How I learned to stop worrying and love the emu". After ASM2024, my itch for real hardware is sattisfied. With ESA I have accepted that anything goes.
>>683450595NOTHING
>>683450595Nothing, this is the run
>>683450595I don't remember...
>>683450470>Smaller marathons are always better because they keep their authenticity, its about friendship, just hanging out, running good etc. Its why they gotta keep being supported.It's what pisses me off with ESA going to fuck now, ESA Legends had that kind of shit going and now it's probably utterly fucked.
>>683450343>>683450595Metal Gear Rising, Playstation Nation, Splinter Cell and that's mostly it
>>683450480That's for sure. I don't think we've had a major console failure on stream yet which is nuts.
>>683450470>Hoping UKSG, BSG or NSG take over ESA's spotI hope so, although I think they will just grow a bit and then stagnate. Unless ESA completely gives up after this, then one of them might become a replacement. Probably BSG just for the fact that it's easily reachable for most EU runners. But we will see in 2 weeks
>>683450470>I wouldn't be surprise if it fragments the speedrun EU community too muchThat will happen. Each of the organisers have a slightly different ideas and wont band together to create something medium sized to rival ESA. So apart from the runners already established audience and other autists its not really going to bring in anything new.
Choke
why are americans SO FUCKING LOUD
>>683449939Its something I've noticed with Edenal, he'll insist on something even if AN ENTIRE DISCORD tells him its a bad idea, until its too late, then he reversed it, like those camera angles at ESA winter
spider choke on his own web
>>683450617>I'm going to cause chaos....with holograms!!!!wow okay tech nerd
>>683450595Abandon all hope ye who enter here
>>683450647Look at me! Here comes the Spider-PlumUh, Michael Bublé did that song? I'm surprised.
>>683450786Why are europeans/SEAs so tiny and weak-voiced little bitches built to be manhandled by big loud Americans?
>>683450670Not too many randomizers that wouldn't work on console at this point, but all of them would require a flash cart or other means of getting the randomized game onto the system which ain't cheap for the older consoles.
>>683449931the ginger running spiderman right now is the one who created that event. he piggybacked off his "friends'" irl meetup, forcing them to have it in texas, and then nobody showed up who wasn't part of that meetup. this meetup also had multiple sex scandals
>>683449939Not surprised hudz and skenmy are still there they seem like yes-men. Also I'd completely forgotten about Metako Schizo from ESA Winter threads who kept saying all the bad changes were Metakos fault and he was trying to stage a coup and take over the event and all that shit. Now he's gone so RIP to that schizo's conpisracy theory.
>>683450758BSG is a lot more central, yeah, and they're not run by complete idiots who refuse to change or learn from mistakes.
>>683450728Was the Pandora Tomorrow run actually good? I managed to miss it.
>green m&m
>>683450670>my itch for real hardware is sattisfiedPersonally I don't really care whether a run uses emu or not, but I'm glad that people that do care like you do exist. It's good to preserve some use of original hardware, for the integrity of the speedrunning community
Who's Yanny, why do they keep mentioning Yanny?
>>683450470Careful what you wish for. No guarantee those events are fun allowed or will even try something fun like stream 2
>>683450896That's hot.
>>683449986Its the camera angle ESA uses now. Its a lot more zoomed in. Lumilaura used the good old angles tricks in order to pass better.
>>683450805mysterio is doing that in 2024 with deepfakes
>>683450984meds
For a 2000 game this looks like ass
>>683450918NTA but I liked it. Fun run, good solo commentary. Felt pretty close to the classic guy that loves a certain game and is showing it in a marathon, which is fucking rare this ESA
>>683450984Fucking what
>>683450918It was good. Not flawless but I gave it an A. Dude solo-carried his run and showed some good tricks
>>683449054viewer count have always been sub-5000. donation total is a little depressing though.
>>683450905>Now he's gone so RIP to that schizo's conpisracy theory.He's definitely not gone kek, he's in this very thread. I saw him get jannied yesterday after going on a Metako rant. Try not to reply to him, he's an attention whore.
>>683449671Was it this gothy one?
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH LAURA CROFT'S POLYGONAL TITSBLACK CAT POLYGONAL ASS IS NOW MY BEST FRIEND
I guess there is no awful block this year?
>>683450896>this meetup also had multiple sex scandalskek that's real? I only heard about "talking about sex in a discord" (but spun in a positive way) so I only assumed that it was groomer shit but it's actually fucking real
>>683450991why are you like this, anon
>>683451041it's a ps1 game after alll
>>683451126Love me some tight bodysuits
>>683451131it's tomorrow
>>683450968I'm fine with it so long as they're not comparing runs from say Duckstation with a legit PS1 or a PS2 or a re-release on PS4 or something.That said I most run Doom stuff, where it's demo-based and those are pretty much hard split between the source ports and versions they're made with, so that shit comes built in there.
>>683451041the PC version looks pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFz8DRNUkrg
>>683451109Ignore me I am illiterate, I haven't had my coffee yet.
>>683450896I'm going to need you to elaborate, hombre
Why Spiderman keep cooming on the enemies to damage them?
>>683448462If stream 2 was a thing, I would do it again with pleasure!
>>683451172>just 3 gamesAwful indeed
>>683451151PS1 can look better like the Harry Potter game or Ace Combat 3
any actually attractive runners this year? will this be the only one?
>>683451114No, it was one who wore black dresses and stuff and never said a word during the runs.
Doc Carnage is FUCKED up.
Games were just different back then.
>>683450791Yeah it's probably also the reason why ESA got completely fucked. After the pastebin, if they had just said sorry and we will do better by doing this, then they could have avoided a lot of shit. But instead Edenal thinks he is right and everyone else is out to attack him. Plus whatever skeletons they have in the closet that made Metako leave, but that is probably also related to Edenal and Planks being retards
This section looks miserable. Glad I didn't have this when I was a kid.
>>683451285what does she run
>>683450758I think the three seperate events will work against them as the focus will be too spread apart to really grow them. The ESA Exiles need to focus on one.
>>683451367a train
Holy shit why is this section so fucking long?!
are we having fun spidysisters?
LET ME OUT
>>683451367elden ring
>>683451423Damn, $25%?
>>683451109Why the fuck is he still ranting about Metako? The guy's fucking gone lmao, what more does he want?
>>683451442his nails are painted
>>683451206>>683451306Mommy.
WHY THE FUCK IS VENOM WITH CAPTAIN AMERICA?
I wish I had a cool giant muscular symbiote buddy
>>683450887Cheaper than it looks, if you go for the clones of everdrives. But some romhacks, specially older ones, only work with specific low accuracy emus and will fail on both modern emus and flashcarts.>>683450968I'm not going to blame anybody for using an emulator. Everybody uses it, me included. Just let the viewers know its being used, same as they let you know when they are playing on a PStwo to improve the load time of a psx / ps1 game. My Nes died last year and I lack the means to fix that capacitor, so it's either Mesen or the official VC, seeing how inflated the prices for retro hardware or FPGA consoles are.I do have a bit of a obsession with always indicaticating if one of my streams or playthroughs has been done on real hardware or emulator, and I try to get the console to be visible on the camera, but that's just me.
how do these horribly unfunny people have sex and live normal lives
>>683451132one of the attendees had to go home early because he tried to take advantage of a vulnerable tranny, and ashre_l, a rapehon who was at esa last year, was being creepy towards lumilaura, the tranny during this run, among other things
>>683451270Plenty of opportunity at BSG
They really got the real Spider Man there?
> he/they> painted nails
>>683451532Pre Disney, baby, cunts just pop up.
>get the spider gunBANNED
>barely 3k viewerswtf? i dont remember esa doing tis poorly viewerwise before
>>683451492He wants /v/ to go full fuck cakes about Metako.
where did slampig mommy go
>>683451251>>683451563
ew what is that thing
>>683451572Agree, see yall there :)
>>683451557because their personality doesn't revolve around seething over others having fun
RATE Spooderman
Rate Spiderman
>>683451574don't forget the hyphen, you fucking pleb
Did /ournigga/ yato show up in the chat or has he donated?
He should have said lumiman.
The world's gayest Swede, a monumental achievement.
>>683451654>>683451660A
The 1980s finally reached Sweden
>>683451654A, a high-energy run with skill that never got on my nerves>>683451532This was a funny game, go play it or look up the cutscenes>>683448462I'm so sad Yato's not at ESA this summer. I was hoping to meet him
Person who just got here, have you been having to put up with talking segments still with THESE two fuckers all day? Or do they switch? Its not that annoying fuck the whole event right? How long do they talk for? I want them to go away ASAP
>>683451654B
>>683451621>thinking he can control what /v/, nay, 4chan thinksfucking newfags I swear
>>683451654>>683451660A, I had a good time.
>>683451660B
>>683451654>>683451660B
>>683451660B+Now back to yapping
>>683451654>>683451660A for arach is back
>>683451557They don't stay in their rooms all day and hate women, that's a pretty big part of it. The majority of women are 5/10, you can find someone who shares your hobbies even.
>>683451660A
>>683451676He's right in this thread
>>683451654>>683451660A, good commentary, good run and had fun
>>683451654>>683451660ABest run of the event so far.
>>683451660>>683451654A for spidermAn.
They still wear these old style track suits in Europe?
>>683451563KWAB tranny chaserdo you have a name? I can't think of anyone off the top of my head who's left between then and now
>>683451712They switch but no one does these segments well. Bitches need to cut these down to 2-minute bytes that sum up the run and go over what's next, and then just play music and videos. We know they have them
>>683451637>multiple cases of attempted troon rapegrim
>>683451709>tfw no Supaida man vidya
>>683451660A, was pretty entertaining
PLUM SONG IN STREAM 2
>>683451654>>683451660A pretty good
>esa intermission is talking
>>683451654>>683451660BMinus one point, because tranny.
>>683451660>>683451654B
God I want her to punch my dick
>>683451197>I'm fine with it so long as they're not comparing runsIt's kinda weird how some games have rules about this, and then some others just don't care and use whatever is fastest. And then you can end up in a MM situation, where you have to run on a shit version of the game just to compete. >>683451554>I do have a bit of a obsession with always indicaticating if one of my streams or playthroughs has been done on real hardware or emulatorIt should be standard, but saying emulator might be kinda scary for a big marathon to say. But even then, they should at least then make the effort to have most runs done on a real console. They have the fucking setup time for it, which I assumed was to setup the right console.
side dong
>>683451660>>683451654A good game good run
These spidermen keep touching each other an awful lot
>>683451862>herThat's a man.
>>683451557one of them is a crossdressing man so you can cross him off the normal life list
>>683451327IMO I think the biggest damage they did, even above the Lovare metoo stuff, Metako leaving, etc. Was the discord purge and their terrible damage control. Thats what made most people leave.
I haven't looked at the schedule, are our boys Yato and Riek there?
>>683451285What do you consider attractive?
>>683451896they come from the disney gay multiverse
>>683451896
>>683451907stop with the misgendering. it's she
>>683451825I am the emissary of Hell...>pulls out machine gun
>>683451712I have been switching to watching something else every time they have those segments. That makes me miss the first 5-10 minutes of most runs (or sometimes even entire runs), but I don't really care since most runs are just that boring.
>>683451946
>>683451907out of 10!
>>683451953nolol
>>683451953No, Riek is probably busy getting ready for BSG since he's one of the organizers.
>>683451907It doesn't say she/her though for her.
>>683451907
lumilaura Spyro run up next, take a 40 min break anons.
>>683451819There are no women around, so
>>683452059Please don't post this again, it made me anxious
>>683451953Nah, the drama scared a few folks off, and Yato was calling edenal out in the discord. From what I've chatted, a lot of people who are here at ESA don't take a side or just want to talk about it after this week. They mostly just wanna have fun since that's what speedrunning events are meant to be about
>>683451654BGood run with a nice energy to it. Would be A but i gotta apply the tranny tax
>>683451907Still would.
>>683452032>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>683451953nope. they'll be at BSG though
Gaystation nation ww@
>skipped over the Plum donation
>>683452143She's alright, honestly. Also tries to pass, which I appreciate in these trying times. A little too high energy for me.
Holy shit, based troon?
>>683451953Both look to be on for BSG.>>683452108>he's one of the organizers.Huh, fuck me I didn't know that. That's cool.pls forgive me Riek
The runner is kinda cute :3
>>683452240Keep saying it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IS THAT THREE MEN ON THE SCREEN????
skrillex?
>>683452278Gonna sperg out gurafag?
>>683452104>>683452108>>683452162>>683452195Well fuck, guess I'm watching BSG
>Going for a sub-40 run>In a game where getting to the final boss in time is purely dependent on a tricky move that needs freaky RNG to set upLumi you're silly but good luck
>>683451935I do think Metako leaving was pretty big, since he has been a regular and committed enough to move to Sweden for ESA. But I'm also kinda biased since I like his runs. I agree that their reaction has caused the most damage. The pastebin was a small fire, but for some reason they decided to pour gasoline on it. And then instead of putting the fire out, throw even more gasoline on top of it.
>>683452264troon alert
>>683452331
>>683451660BFirst good run during this event
>>683452291i think there's a woman behind the runner
Christ, actual horror moment
>>683452162Man Edenal is such a faggot.
>>683452327I expect the threads to be more active this time around. Could be a good time.
>>683452337At least she's setting it up to derail.
>>683451863I would probably go straight for an emulator if I had to handle the tech side of running something like Silent Hill, Chrono Cross or Thunderforce Perfect System. With Silent Hill, on GDQ they got a pretty snappy upscaler and capture card that got the signal back fast enough to not mess the run, and on ASM they went straight with composite video and a very traditional analog capture card. People were not used to seeing the game like that anymore.The problem with the emulator is.... yeah, real hardware makes the viewer feel safe, unless you happen to be Billy Mitchell. With an emulator you have to trust that it is set to maximum accuracy and no enhancement settings have been enabled.
>>683450215I know Edenal is on reddit too and has replied on there. Which reminds me of CoolMatty's reddit feedback thread and I wonder if he'll actually take in that feedback and change shit. Probably not.>>683450189The link is genuinely autism.
that spyro..
>>683452238>she
>>683452238Laura kind of gives me the same kind of vibe as my flatmate, tries to pass, doesn't make it their entire personality, is just generally ok about stuff.
>>683452413Stream 2 is trying to break out...
>>683452413that's just a normal gif
Hold on, did I accidentally switch to GDQ? There's troonies all over
>>683452413AAAAAAAAAA
>>683452413>7 days....
>>683452413Never thought I'd see dorcelessness on a stream
>>683452380holy headcanon
Does anyone have the webm of Tharixer dancing from the post party?
>>683451709We may meet another time. We'll see if there will be another ESA after this. Otherwise get in BSG! (No shameless plug I swear)
it says she/her but that's obviously a male voice?
>>683452536they're there as a group.
>giga troon>she / her>US flagEVERYFUCKINGTIMEWITHTHISSHITHOLECOUNTRY
>>683452413The stream is cursed
>>683452413>vlc
Tharixer is coming up on some sort of drug
>>683452679Yeah, me. :)
>>683452413Terrifying. Very nice.
>>683452618Damn it, Yato you're gonna spur on the doomposters
>>683452413>*casually stares into your soul*
>>683449498It was like this at ESA winter too, no 24 hours had a much bigger impact than people say. It killed their entire US audience's interest and I think they were too overconfident in "This is a Euro centric event so the main audience will watch" US was a sizeable chunk of that audience clearly. More than they thought.
>>683452642>giga troon
>>683452327when is BSG?
>>683452659>>683452747Me again, I messed it up after all. Please don't include the rape.
troons will fly literally halfway across the world to ruin ESA
>>683452643>me and the boys at 3am hanging out in the negative 5th dimension
>>683452727Not my heckin wholesome ESA !!!
>>683452778https://bsgmarathon.com/
>>683452727Does it look like I give a damn? LMAO
>'why am I here again?'
Why do some Brits use the Union Jack and some use the flag of England? What does it signify?
>>683452808me again. draw plum as alice
>>683452642What about the English one sitting to >her right?
>>683452850Imagine being ThaRixer and knowing that after the run Laura is going to ask to give you some sloppy toppy and then convince you to hit it raw
>>683452815That's just the stream 3 in this room.
>>683452264The guy on the left is unironically cuter. Handsome man.
>>683452854the UK is four countries but only one of them is good so its important to specify
>>683452854because some of us are ENGLISH and not BRI'ISH
>>683452413Are they using VLC media player to stream?
>>683452958tharixer's one of them
>>683452854Fuck the Union, Engerlind forever!
>>683452476>With an emulator you have to trust that it is set to maximum accuracy and no enhancement settings have been enabled.And even then, can you fully replicate real hardware? I know from Mario 64 runs that FPS can be a big thing, requiring specific setups to minimize drops in certain places. But those aren't really a thing on standard emulators, so anyone even a bit knowledgeable about the runs will recognize it as emu. And it's kinda sad to see that higher level of knowledge not being present in a marathon run.
>>683452413reminds me of the mad panic coaster bitrate making ecydis into monstrosities
>>683452854If you want to designate which of the four things you are from.
C'MON ENGERLANDGRAB THOSE FAKEN GEMS
>>683452854It's the specific country since the UK isn't a single country.
>>683452854Union Jack = UK FlagEngland Flag = Englandbasically its "Fuck Scotland and Wales and Northern Ireland"
>>683452930No pronouns, somehow still better passing, much better voice.
>>683452854People using the English flag voted Reform.
>>683453063This is your first ESA.
>>683453049CAHM ON LAURASCORE A FAHKIN PBAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>speaking as if you were the previous WR holder when you weren't
>>683452854Britannia will rule again.
>>683453007LOOOOOOOOL
>>683452983Correct, it's why they had the flag for Wales earlier in the day.
laurisjowls and double chin ruins any hope he has of passing
>>683451806Christ. I can't believe GDQ is finally doing something better than ESA for once (the intermissions) congrats GDQ.
>>683453007Saved
>>683452854English and Scots typically display their own flags, everyone else uses the union jack because nobody gives a fuck or would even recognize them anyway.
noone cares shut up you dickhead
Alright Mister calm down, stop yapping and play the game, nobody cares.
>>683453127I've been watching ESA since before you even knew it existed.
>>683452052Where to? Stream 2?Or is that too soon..
no one fucking cares
LOUD MUSIC EEEH ME NO LIKEY
More like Yappo the dragon
>>683453164who gives a shit about wales
>>683452854It means they go to EDL ralleys and they just want "all the fookin foreigners to fook off except the ones that clean ma windoes and serv me coffees cause theys the good uns"
>I lost my WR 5 times and have given up>*YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!!*based dono
Gonna be honest lads, never did care for Spyro all that much
>>683453164wtf is wales
>>683453007
is Spyro trans coded?
>still playing the YOURE TOO SLOW audio when donations pop upthis fucking ruined the event for me last esa
>>683452618BSG might be easier to see so I'll keep an eye out. Have a good one dude
>>683453320It's a comfy game. Doing something as autistic as speedrunning it kinda defeats its purpose.
Jesus you guys weren't kidding with the gigatroon classification
>>683453327A made up country for tourists, like the disney land of england
>>683453327One of those fantasy nations Tolkein made up when making his fake languages
>>683453320Me either. I was always Nintendo. Tried the remastered trilogy not long ago. Dropped about an hour in. It's literally just a kids game. It has no challenge
>>683453007holy shit
>>683453151my friend?
Why is Spyro black?
>>683453296>>683453295>>683453261>>683453206>>683453189She (yes, SHE you bigots) will not be mocked by some losers like you!
>>683453007Very good.
>>683453327they're these huge ass mammals that live in the sea, dumbass
>>683453251doubt it
>>683453206>>683453295>YapYou're too young to post here.
>>683452850Thousand troons stare.
>>683449498I've not been in the threads much due to EVO so I dunno if this is a common take but in my opinion the writing was on the wall way before Lovare Metoo'd them. It was always gonna end this way and it was all falling apart way before that, it was pretty clear by ESA Winter IMO. All Lovare did was speed up the death. But it was inevitable.
>>683453327
oh god, they're talking about eggs now
>>683453007>the filename on top of an already awesome webm
>>683452850it's the when you gotta pretend the two "women" near you smell like men stare
>>683452854Nationalism. They're nazies.
>>683453327Whales are a widely distributed and diverse group of fully aquatic placental marine mammals. As an informal and colloquial grouping, they correspond to large members of the infraorder Cetacea, i.e. all cetaceans apart from dolphins and porpoises. Dolphins and porpoises may be considered whales from a formal, cladistic perspective. Whales, dolphins and porpoises belong to the order Cetartiodactyla, which consists of even-toed ungulates. Their closest non-cetacean living relatives are the hippopotamuses, from which they and other cetaceans diverged about 54 million years ago. The two parvorders of whales, baleen whales (Mysticeti) and toothed whales (Odontoceti), are thought to have had their last common ancestor around 34 million years ago. Mysticetes include four extant (living) families: Balaenopteridae (the rorquals), Balaenidae (right whales), Cetotheriidae (the pygmy right whale), and Eschrichtiidae (the grey whale). Odontocetes include the Monodontidae (belugas and narwhals), Physeteridae (the sperm whale), Kogiidae (the dwarf and pygmy sperm whale), and Ziphiidae (the beaked whales), as well as the six families of dolphins and porpoises which are not considered whales in the informal sense.
>>683453460I see 3 men.I hear 3 men.If I was there I'm sure I could smell 3 men.
>>683453253Fuck you anon
>>683453614It's a game about dragons, why wouldn't you talk about eggs?
Poor Ricky looks so uncomfortable
>>683453460okay bun
Someone play the video. He has donated multiple times now
Lumilaura is an ugly fat guy that will die of a heart attack in a few minutes :D
>>683453458ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW THE WORMS
>>683453459
>>683453746Chill out, Light Yagami.
>>683453653>The two parvorders of whales, baleen whales (Mysticeti) and toothed whales (Odontoceti), are thought to have had sex with a lot of sheep.oh ho u cheeky man
>>683453708being an egg is a tr*ns thing
>>683453746Kira?
>>683453779
>15k>day threewew
I can't tell who are the men and who are the women on this couch.
>>683453827Are these eggs in the room with you right now, anon?
This runner is obnoxious af
that was actually impressive
>>683453007>>683453779
>>683453913And the Norwegian has a fake American accent
>"i'm a girl uwu">does a masculine roar of victorykek
Heard their family lost a son as well
>>683453913>couchAre we even watching the same run?
>>68345300710/10i love you webm OC maker
>>683453913You're looking for something that isn't there.
why does spyro the dragon attract so many weirdos that put even sonic runners to shame
>>683453907its like one Fangamer GDQ dono
>>683453913Well, I can give you a hint. There is no couch, and no women.
>>683453709he just looks like that. he'd suck lumilaura's cock if he'd let him
>>683453907Where are the (((Anonymous))) 1k donations?
>>683453980fucking kek
>>683453971EGGS>>683453827>>683453932
why spyro be a nigga
>>683453327Wales from Wales.
>>683453980needs a dr. suess format
>>683453959hahahah I was thinking that as well
>>683453971That one subway sandwich picture tore the fabric of spacetime and let the warp leak
>>683451797justascxulpture
I'm about to shower during a thunderstorm.
This is an excellent run but I can't get over how likely it is to fall apart at the RNG final boss skip
>>683453039Worst I have seen was the enemy AI go completely off the rails in Secret of Mana. On the final level on the emulator, enemies would move in erratic patterns instead of a more defined movement. But the emulator was Zsnes, which nowadays is anything but standard.And even real hardware can be weird. Everybody knows about the clock issues with Supergameboy, but until this year, I was not aware about the speed variations on modded PAL playstations running NTSC games due to the oscillator
>>683454119can i join u uwu
>>683453964;)
>>683453980>and no women.Who are these ladies then?
>>683454119no problem in a first world country
>>683451563>one of the attendees had to go home early because he tried to take advantage of a vulnerable tranny, and ashre_l, a rapehon who was at esa last year, was being creepy towards lumilaura,anyone has a pastebin?
>>683454119Don't, that makes mustard gas
>>683453960
>>683453971
>>683454119godspeed anon
>Playstation nationwhat is this faggotry? are they really shilling corpos?
>>683453971>gaming community>furry subcommunity>furry gaming subcommunitySpyro fans never had a chance
>>683453932I have two eggs in my room and I'm crushing them under the sheer weight of my fat fucking cock
>>683454185Well, no, these are scalies.
>>683453827For people who hate trans people so much, you sure know a lot about them
>>683454220more like gaystation nation haha
You know, you'd think people like Lumilaura and Oddkara would be all over the Lovare thing and be the type to really support it and not go to GDQ. It seems the ones in support of her were all the straight white men which is curious.
>>683454119i'm listening to ac/dc thunderstruck. don't do it
>>683454036This one image will trigger /v/
>>683454110KWAByeah that's a familiar name
>>683454119Is that meant to be... dangerous or something?
>real speedruns start happening>thread improves dramaticallyspeedrunning...
OOOOOOOOOORB
>>683454185don't rope in furkino with your freaky lumi shit
Fuck. same ad twice on 5 minutes, breaking the stream completely as if somebody had changed the tv channel. Fuck whoever decided to set the twitch channel like this.
>>683454249time to hit the treadmill bruv
>>683454402This post is extremely offensive to Planks
>>683454426>he sees adslollmao
>>683450560I felt day one had the usual "WHERES THE TRANNIES AND DRAMA" and they fucked off after that. So as usual with non GDQ threads. Was nice to not have ratings bickering for once too.
>>683454332AAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>683454291that's what I get for watching FF with /v/
>>683454426ads?
>>683453980Except the runner
>>683454490Wrong.
>>683454415
>>683454426somebody draw plum failing to install adblock or something
>>683453007You guys really elevate these threads to the max.
>>683454482>>683454504TTV Lol pro is failing miserably today. If you have config advice, I'm all ears.
>>683454415>stream getting cut when more of them come in
>>683454628just use firefox, i haven't had a single ad
>>683454628>retina searing UIbeyond saving
>>683454325lumi was telling GDQ organisers they're fags for passive-aggressive gloating in the ESA discord. she's alright in my book
>>683454684I haven't used anything other than firefox ever since they stopped supporting Mozilla Suite.
>>683454628Alternate Twitch Player works for me when I don't feel like setting up TTVLOLPRO
>>683454628Get lucky then placebo yourself into thinking YOUR setup is the definitive one and make yourself look like a jackass in the thread.You know, like every other time.
>>683454426The anons saying they don't get ads are just pretending or third-worlders btw. TTV LOL Pro doesn't work anymore and neither do the uBlock scripts.
>>683454628alternate player for twitch works for me
>>683454325what lovare thing homie
Goedenavond meneer
>>683454545your eyes may be fucked up repair, but your ears too?
>>683454723HE is an uncle tom
>>683454628>Using (((Proxys)))Use the ubo permalink script
>>683454757>tfw been 'lucky' for four year running
>>683454761skill issueenjoy your ads lol
That's not Spyro, that's Shadow the Dragon. He has a gun.
>>683454814>>683454814>>683454814
>>683454628It wasn't working for me till I accidently downgraded it to an older version and then suddenly it's working almost perfectly.Dunno how much that's just luck though.
>>683454628https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutionsUse the video-swap-new script for when TTV LOL PRO doesnt work, crappy 480p is still better than ads
>>683454803...the ubo script does the same thing
>>683454761I only have Ublock and Pihole set up and I haven't had twitch ads or anti-adblock messages in years.
>>683454723GDQ are always so fucking weird about other speedrun events, like they're jealous or intimidated or paranoid or something. They treat them all with such CONTEMPT even if they've done nothing wrong, and act like all other events are chud events or some shit, even if they have pronouns too or show no right wing stuff. Its bizarre, like when they went off at Fast50.
>>683454701Usually I would have lepton installed, but my PC is packed for a lanparty and I'm on the spare computer that usually serves as an HTPC with minimal configurations.
>>683454678shame, the cutest one shows up at the end
>>683454628streamlink ttvlol
>>683452032>>683452193third wheel haha
>>683455057Maybe I should have backed the profile with all the adjustments... All the issues with ads are happening now that I am back to default settings on a different computer.
wait, isn't that lennard from the big bangs show?
>>683454291It's good to know groomer terminology to protect family and friends from them.
>>683453959i was in one of the gaming rooms with lumilaura once and if you couldn’t already tell how male he is, you definitely could after he yelled and hit the table
>>683454990Gdq is full of degenerate losers like frozenflyfox who cucks her husband with a pajeet tranny, they’re all mentally ill
>>683452618Hey if you're gonna post here can you make a trip so other anons don't impersonate you, like Das did?
