Now: Bishoujo senshi sailor moonNext: Touhouvania 2Later: Halo 3 relayStream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon Stream 2: Huh?Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous>>683560085
IM A HEADBANGA
>>683585229delete
Sailor Mars is the best one
JANNY IS IT SAFE TO MIGGY?
>>683585270nuh uh this thread came first, other one BTFO
This man has gone through some shit
he looks so nervous I wanna hug him
Aren't those girls like 17 years old?
>>683585272true
These two guys like Sailor Moon?I would have never guessed
Someone set his quality down, he's constantly buffering
these are exactly the type of target audience that would play a fucking sailor moon game desu
migged
>>683585331Younger!
L E G S
I think this might actually be a Sega CD game, the voices samples sound like it at least.
coffee time
I remember watching sailor moon as a kid and being strangely aroused by it. Is it worth watching now?
>>683585408freakishly uncanny proportions
>>683585229You are not going to betray us again with this mig, are you?Is it safe?
>>683585408>main character is the worst girl
>>683585369what kills me is that they barely know the lore, they couldn't even describe ami properly. Just "good grades character". You can tell they didn't even watch all of S1 let alone all the other ones. Also Tuxedo "MAN" fucks me up.
>>683585229nigge-i mean migged
I hear a mario coin
>>683585408Erm, arent those teenage girls?Kinda yikes
This dude is struggling to speak English, god bless him.
>>683585546meds
>>683585504You are fatter than both combined
>>683585408
>>683585630I have 12% body fat. Sorry. Sailor Moon is kino.
That high kick Mercury does is top tier. If only I could be on the receiving end to have a better view.
Which Sailor would you Moon?
>>683585601MODS MODS MODS
>>683585753Netori the two dykes
>>683585753Of the main 5? Makoto any day, easily the cutest tomboy>verification not required
>>683585816
>>683585753Jupiter and it is not even close
Just got up for some water and to bump. See you anons in..3 or so hours.
>>683585753Jupiter, followed by Mercury. Then Mars, Venus and lastly Moon.Although if you had asked me when I was 12, it would've been Mars two decades ago.
>The lore guy is someone who watched a dub 20 years agoPerfect.
>Sailor moon speedruns
So how did Sailor Moon ended? Did the blonde chick marry that guy in tuxedo?
>>683585864
>>683585948MODS MODS MODS
>>683586037sorry anon your janny application has been denied
>>683585992I thought of the same thing honestly. The fucking greenscreen vanish lol
>>683586017She found a better man and Chibi usa disappeared
>>683586037what is supposed to be wrong with that image?
>>683586017Lesbian orgy, it was the best day of Television ever.
>>683586017There would have been riots in the streets
>Special Thanks>Filler
Rate Sailor Moon?>>683585910Dude, don't miss the Halo relay
>>683586137D, boring run and he really needs to find a commentator for his runs because he can barely speak.
>>683586137B, a bit boring, but nicely under estimate and a funny, most swedish-sounding accent i have ever heard
Nice tummy Mr. Phys. Ed. Department
>>683586137C, it was a run
touhouvania 2 up next
>>683586137E
>>683586137CJust to give the runner a break
>>683586137C
>2huhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
>2hu
>>683586137C, was nice to start my morning, would not rewatch on my own since it was so simple. Jump to start/end of screen, stunlock enemy, done
Toe hoe
>>683586137BI like it.
>>683586528TOE HOEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLx_4sxyuQA
>still talking
I could set a new Outrun PB before they finish...
>>683586290i think this was my first exposure to 2hu all those years ago
Most 2hu "fans" have not even touched the games
>>683586653That's because the games are the worst part of the franchise.
setup faster
>>683586682No it's not, it's by far the best bullet hell series.
>>683586653You could say this about any weeb series really
>>683586653Most 2hu fans are faggots
Oh GOD just play music for breaks this longJESUS CHRIST
>>683586816Yeah, this is absolute cancer.
>>683586816You've gotta play your own music now.https://www.bassdrive.com/bassdrive.m3u
>>683586290SOUL. I miss the old otaku culture, both on 4chan and on niconico. Now niconico isn't even currently accessible
which one of them is the swedish one?
>European speedrun assembyWhere are the Europeans?
Wait Naro isn't running this? So used to him being the Touhou guy.
>>683586930Replaced
>>683586939He has run tomorrow
I bet you guys don't even own this game and the OST
Alice's punishment needs to be more severe...
>>683586983yeah
>>683586983why the fuck would I
>>683586704Nah it's mid.
>>683586983nice
Why is this allowed?Isn’t Touhou a porn series? They patched out the sex scenes?
>>683586629Just in time for the actual speedrun.
>>683586971Kinda suspected as much, since the fumos are there. But good to hear, hope he's going to produce another kino run
>>683586983>pc game>physical boxDoes it have a steam key or what?
Wow, I missed a trainwreck by going to sleep during Elden Ring
This seems like a better sotn clone than bloodstained.
>>683587130>Japanese game>SteamLMAO
>>683586939Was replaced by an indian, like every job in the west
>>683587089that run was great
>>683587089>commentators: Big Marisa, Small Yuukakek
>>683587156>sotnThis isn't a metroidvania, it's just a regular castlevania with stages and a boss
The better Castlevania clone
>>683587212>GalNot canon!
>>683587080>Isn’t Touhou a porn series? I'd respect the fanbase more if it was
>>683587134They just failed malenia for 1 hour to end 1 hour overestimate
>>683587212I'm still mad about name change.Grim Guardians sounds way better
I'm awake, out of coffee and can't find plum
RAY MOO
>open stream>Japanese MLP
>>683587130It released on disc first.
>>683587212How lewd is this game?
>>683586983I have the OST and game pirated.
>>683587363
>>683587363First playthrough - not lewdSecond playthrough - Have to collect panties and there are some lewd scenesOverall 3/10
>>683587319>Japanese MLPDon't you mean Japanese goblin? >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc
>>683587363Too lewd to ever be at an event. Stealing panties is a major plot point.
>>683587463>Stealing panties is a major plot point.Just like real life.
I remember the dev for this being a huge faggot and getting mad that there was an English translation, so he tried to make 2 harder to crack. How the turn tables.
>>683587481nitori fell down a few minutes ago
>you-kari
Free Palestine
Run goes to 5th place.
Rate this run
>>683587615D
>>683587615A+
>>683587615A, pretty good run with a lot of tricks to pull of.
>>683587615S-
>>683587615A, a clearly well-performing run of a neat game
>>683587615S for Sakuya being the best girl ever
>>683587615A, quite egcellent.
>>683587615F FUCK 2HU
>>683587615B
>>683587615S
>>683587615B+ enjoyed it, good run, didn't overstay its welcome
>>683587615A, fast, good tech, liked it
>>683587615FTouhou cringe dogshit
CRINGE KINO
>>683587498Stealing panties at ESA. No wonder Lovare quit and Metako was kicked out.
>>683587615B was pretty okay and short so didn't feel too boring to watch
>>683587080Nice bait.
i fucking cant stand robosparkle
>>6835876852hu owns this board, bitch.
>>683587712You can steal panties as long as the girls arent wearing them
>>683587615That was actually a really high quality run with impressive technique. surprising that while all these looked meh in the schedule, all of the runs so far are good.A.
>>683587615A
>all these newfags/tourists seething about touhouWhat happened to this site?
They really should turn off these lights, it would be easier on the audience trying to watch a fucking screen projector.
>>683587718He looks like he owns a farm where he artifically inseminates horses
>>683587721Okay tranny
>>683587721Japanese MLP has reclined to corean gacha At Comiket 104 they wont even be in the top 3
my Marissa fumbo is still watching over me on my computer
>>683587767You were a faggot in 2007, you are a faggot now
>>683587767Most touhoufags have never even touched a game and just jack off to the porn
>>683587851As they should, the games suck.
>>683587767got filtered by easy
the only good thing about touhou is the music
>>683587878Fucking kys secondary tranny
>Halo relay race>on easyblehhhhh
>>683587903*the porn
>>683587718He has some annoying qualities, but due to the absence of Metako, Argick, Paulister he’s pretty much the best ESA has right now
>>683587767Everything changed when the gachacoomer nation attacked
>>683587903demetori my beloved
>>683587767I'm an oldfag and I still don't really know what actually Touhou is.I obviously recognize and can even name a number of girls from it. But I have no idea where they are all actually originally from.
>>683587959Mizzow and Starataur last night were both better
What are these dumb ass segments in between runs, just show the upcoming runs and some music god damn
well time to do another time trial I guess, these two are still talking.
>10min run followed by 20min of yappering
>>683587767Faggots, the lot of em
>this run made me look up some old touhou doujins I used to cum buckets to>realize they aged terribly compared to modern Blue Archive doujins>cant even get hardBros….
>>683587571No
>see transition screen out of the corner of my eye>oh they're starting a run>it's just more intermissionAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>683588138Post both
>>683587767Man I remember getting annoyed at all the Touhou on the panda. But now I actually miss those times. Hate how normalfag anime has become.
14 14 14 14 14 14
>>683588006Cute drunkards are the best.
Master Chief?Mind telling me what you're doing on that couch?
>>683587903>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNFW5ic6_JgYes
>>683588236 https://exhentai.org/g/909921/908769469a/https://exhentai.org/g/2842810/b712e44c0e/
>>683588427>exhentaiBoomer as fuck
>no plum>no frame perfectI'm tired of the fucking duck I know you maggots lurk here. What's the holdup?
>>683588389Halo 3 baybeeee
>Yuropoor Humor
>>683588427both mid
>>683588442What do zoomer use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7qRp0oGmYQI love this OST
>>683588474Seriously, what the fuck is up with this?I can't believe how hard they're making it for me to defend them
>>683588389Sir, going over estimate
>>683588427All I'm getting is the absence of a sad panda
how fucking long has this break been going on
>Announcer makes a joke>Autistic european absolutely sandbangs itThis is the 500th time this happened during an intermission. You’d think they would have learned by now
and I though GDQ intermissions were shitmy god kill me please
>>683588639Where is Pete when you need him the most?
dude...
>plum mentionedSpeaking of, have they played her song yet?
Holy fuck this is bad, PLEASE just give us chill music like you used to
PETEEND MY LIFE AND MY SOUL IS YOURS
>>683588727Liar!
>they're still yammeringholy shit kill me
>>683588727Pete is actually a genius as he promises you the sweet embrace of death but keeps you waiting so you keep living. Pete is actually the opposite of death and is pure hope.
INTERMISSIONING FOR DAYSSTART THE DAMN RUN BEFORE I PISS MYSELF!
>>683588751wtf is this real
>>683588006>>683588382I only know about this character via Guix Linux
THIS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSSS
ESA please, most of us here WANT to support you.Just fucking listen to the only place with real feedback: Just play some fucking music. You don't need to talk the whole time, every time. PLEASE.
>>683588536ahhhhhhhahhhhhh
>>683588814I'm convinced they like to hear themselves speak at this point
Every time I go afk and reload the stream to watch for a few minutes it's just two people awkwardly standing around yapping. I've barely seen a fucking run. What the fuck is this shit. Have we really gotten to the point ESA is worse than GDQ?
This is the last ESA so enjoy while it lasts anons
>>683588794Yes, Plum is a professional dorifter now.
>>683588814talking gets the charity more money, and it covers when tech need more time
Why not show a proper Halo 3 speedrun on legendary mode? What's this dogshit relay on easy mode. Halo is piss easy on normal mode, it's literally a walking sim on easy mode, just run to the end of the level.
>>683588915Good, let it die at this stage so whatever talent remains or has left can aggregate and make a new event for Yuros.
>>683588814>>683588810>>683588793>>683588751How hard is it for them to pull the intermission Playlist from earlier this year?>>683588721Hell no. I think staff reads the thread and doesn't play it to spite us or something
>>683588572Yeah why do they try and reinvent the wheel?Just have the intermission layout showing upcoming runs and a crowd game, have some donations read out and play their videos.If they are low on staff and volunteers isn't it a bad idea to make 2+ people talk in front of the camera all the time?
>>683588940i'd rather listen to donkey kong ost on loop than awkward nerds filibuster for 30 minutes
>one of the biggest halo 3 speedrun viewershuh?
>>683588958YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONEI LOVED YOU
>>683588915true if big
>Halo speedruns
>>683588814ESA staff has shown they don't give a fuck about feedback and are convinced they are always right no matter what.>easy modefuck that
I haven't been watching. Did they try and pull the donocam shit again?
>>683589052certified troon repellent
>easy
>>683589065That's gone thankfully. But the new intermission format is still CANCER.
>>683589052>halo >easy modeNo literally anyone here can do it. There is no skill on display.
>>683589059They stopped the dono cam
>>683589065lmao jumpscare cam
No new Plums in a while...feeling kinda lonely...
>over an hour of co-op easyAnd I just woke up fuck
>gayloI'm out
hows biz?
>>683588962They probably saw the stats that they bleed viewers during the music segments
>>683589194Then draw one
>>683588940No it fucking doesn't. Donos are slow during the intermissions, and the talking kills the mood and pace. I donate to ESA because I like ESA. If ESA keeps going to shit, I'll just give my wads of cash to Dogwater next year
>>683589217its like a 30 player relayim really glad thats not written anywhere
>>683589263sorry didn't realise I was talking to the expert...
>>683589065>DonocamHuh?
>>683589070>>683589052>/v/ likes halo now
>>683589194The artfag dropping new plums this ESA did a good job and dropped enough for me to be content.
>>683589328People on /v/ praise vanilla WoW as the best MMORPG ever, we're too old for this place.
>>683589319If you weren't there for it, it's better to live in ignorance.
>>683589328and oblivionand skytimand assassins creed
>>683589328I unironically do like Bungie Halo games. But some relay race on easy mode for a speedrun, nah, they make it seem like this is super hard when it really isn't. Disappointed.
>>683589367The best ever MMO was Archeage closed paypig beta before full release.
What a slow and boring let's play.
>>683589329>DOKTOR! TURN OFF MY PLUM INHIBITORS!
>>683589328Yes, Bungie Halo
>>683589329>Doktor, turn off my semen inhibitors
YISK YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
>bug humping strats
>>683585753Jupiter
>>683589367It is.
>tfw we'll never get a Halo speedrun on LASO difficulty
>>683589535He is transitioning.
>>683589329>Kids are cruel, and I'm very in touch with my inner child - I'M FUCKING PLUM
>>683589628into a casual ;_;
>marty o'donnel blacklisted>michael salvatori laid offKino music no more.
>>683589658>I'm very in touch with my inner childUhh police?> I'M FUCKING PLUMPOLICE!!!
>>683589414>and oblivion>and skytimI will always remember that a day or so before Skyrim's release, an anon made a post how people will start saying Oblivion was the best elder scroll after the new entry released. It sounded crazy back then, because morrowind was universally agreed upon to be the best. But then it actually happened and we had people say Oblivion was best. And now even the skyrim babies are posting
Yeah these runners looks so excited playing Halo on easy mode.
>>683589728Its still good even without them. Its the one thing that all the big pozzed studios get consistently right, because you cant hire retards. Even the nu-Doom after Mick left wasnt terrible.
Blue team sisters, we're not supposed to be this far behind...
> team red> team blueBut all the teams are purple?
>>683589949i thiiiiiink the left one is slightly more yellow... maybe...
That wall clip is easy though, why the fuck are they clapping first try?
>>683589748the combat in morrowind isn't that good to be honest, and skyrim got so many mods today that it could beat any game in whatever you want to do
I only played Halo 1 and it was an extremely generic FPS game so I never touched the franchise since then.
>dying on easy mode
>>683590067Morrowind still got the rpg aspects right, while no mod can ever fix that aspect of skyrim. You could turn it into a janky Souls clone or a korean mmo clone, but you're still stuck with go into that cave and kill the enemies quests. Skyrim is unmatched if you want to turn it into immersive sex game though, I will give it that.
How many fucking times are you gonna die on Floodgate for fuck sake it's an easy short level.
>These splatters
>>683589414And Call of Duty. /v/ is full of kids who grew up with 360/PS3/Wii.
has there been anything worth watching this entire event or is it just more of "1-3 germans with barely comprehensible english mumbling in an empty room"
Holy fuck just play the level normally at this point you could have already beaten it you fucking retard.
>>683585229If theres no Metako or Big Jon I dont care
>>683590270>"1-3 germans with barely comprehensible english mumbling in an empty room"go watch the OoT in Minecraft run if you want something worth watching
ERIS IS A GOD, TASTELESS
Team Blue motherfuckers, first try
oh SHIT
>>683590067>skyrim got so many mods today that it could beat any game in whatever you want to doWhen you mod things that matter, i.e. the world, npc and the story, it becomes a different game "based on Skyrim".
>>683589367What is the best ever, in your opinion, anon? Ultima Online? Everquest?
>Unreal: Return to Na Pali>misheard the hosts saying that as napoli>imagined levels based on naples
>>683590270>1-3 germans with barely comprehensible english mumbling in an empty roomHalf or the runs are by British or Americans.
>best players>so exicting>easy mode
>>683590356Runescape
>>683590435based
>>683590356>Ultima OnlineYES
>>683590379>You get raped by pakis
>>683590356PSO.
>>683590494I'm so sorry, anon.
To the few Halo fags in the thread, are you even enjoying this "speedrun"?
BLUE TEAM
>>683589367>>683590356nta, but for me:1. Ragnarok Online during the euRo days2. FF XI3. Vanilla WoW
>>683590587Yes, this is actually pretty sick
Redpill me on infinite and reach. Why are they even compared to Halo 1~3 in terms of quality?
>>683590596>only I know that feel of playing RO in alphaYou children will never learn...
>>683590623Halo Reach is kino.Halo infinite is Gaas first garbage.
>>683590623They shouldn't be compared to the trilogy as they are sort of stand alone games. Can't talk about Infinite because 343 games aren't even worth pirating. Reach is a nice short campaign that is a prequel to CE, worth at least 1 playthrough.
>>683590540That literally looks like Sonic Adventure, but it probably had the same team working on it (or maybe same engine?)
>>683590623Try Reach.
>Right suddently started running at the 360 framerateSugoi.
why are they acting like there are any stakes on this speedrun when they play on easy?
>>683590820shut the fuck up
>>683590762Yeah, it's the classic Sonic Team Dreamcast aesthetic.
>cute halo npc sorexWho the fuck is that? I don't get shit from google, is it a character from Halo 5/Shitfinite? I never played those games.
>>683590623>ReachNot bad but some things really fuck over the game like bloom and armour abilities. Campaign, firefight, forge and customs are all good for their time.>InfiniteGaaS shit MP and open world filler campaign but the forge is great.
wow scarabs die quickly on easy
>does a basic speedrun trick>oh wow first try that was so hard to doWhy are these guys lying?
cuckshaming...
>>683590596>>683590662> Good MMOs and good internet will probably never be a thing again> life is a fuckI really need to stop coming here, the memories you faggots and this marathon keep unlocking are making me seriously consider suicide again.I locked those away for a reason, how am I supposed to get through the day likes this? Fuck...
>a donation from Seclusive's wife's girlfriendok who was that kek
>His wifes boyfriend would've enjoyed thatWTF?!!
>his wife's boyfriend would have enjoyed that for sureWhat the fuck did I just hear?
>Seclusive's Wife's BoyfriendThere are fags who would not have read that message, but Razzz is a real one
Kek. Halo runners are always top lads
ok this run isnt so ba dnow
don't forget to stay comfy
>>683591603
>>683591650Threads are kind of quiet this event. Where did the anons go? I know ESA is a bit shit this year.
>open gdq instead of esa by accident>get this
>Spark did nothing wrong
>>683591694would
>Halo 5 doesn't have that much of a communityYou don't say.
>>683591603hat too small
>>683591686While viewership is lower this time around, it's the morning shift. A run this good would be on at prime time if Wednesday wasn't when the big ESA dinner happens>>683591696Not. One. Thing.
It's over.
They are playing on easy they don't even need to use invincibility for that corridor, just walk past the enemies like they did all game.
>>683591696Based Spark appreciator.
RATE THE RUN (HALO 3)
>>683591754It's not the size that matters!
blueGODS... we won...>>683592094B
>>683592094C
>>683592094B
>>683591686>a bit shitmore like very shit, like right now there is a race on easy of a somewhat boring game
>>683592094A
>>683592094(B)lue
>>683592094A, good run
>>683592094B, Halo runs are always good. Not a fan of relays and there are too many races this year, but this was very close the whole time.
UNREAAAAALin 30 min
>>683592094A. I was worried about easy mode at first but there were so many damage boosts it enabled. Excellent work by so many different runners. Even the casuals they had to pad out the race, it remained neck and neck. I doubt we're getting a better race this week.
>>683591686Not having a 24 hour stream really kills the vibe.
>>683592094C I don't care about gaylo, but it alright
Why don't they play Halo music during this intermission?
Oh boy 25min of intermission talking for a 14min run
>>683592094BPeople don't seem to understand what made the original relay race (SM64) good>iconic speedrun full of iconic tricks>many of the tricks in 120 can be executed with seconds of coaching>run that everyone has experience thanks to racing>and if they don't have experience with the speedrun, it's still Mario so it's intuitive to play>funny watching people fail to perform simple tricks despite how intuitive it isThis was okay, though.
>clean game>clean run>easy modeNo fucking shit there was zero difficulty for this run.
>>683592264Copyright strike.
looks like esa is doing just finethat's good
>>683592094D
Why is ESA so boring this year?
>>683592530>no stream 2>no 24 hour stream>dogshit intermissions>many shit easy mode runs and non speedruns acceptedIt's shit this year.
>Americans will wake up to LOTR later and whine about no good runs today>Because the halo relay happened so early they missed it>>683592415Use either the open covers of game music like gdq, or the public domain playlist they always used. They invented this problem for themselves
>>683592530It's a pretty low enegry this time, but i hope they get most of the stuff fixed for the winter.
>>683592621They lost their hype men and staff that made runs interesting.
>>683592415That doesn't happen, like half the streamers play copyrighted music.AT MOST the audio will be muted on the VoD, but why would you care about the intermission watching a VoD?
Why are they still talking about how hard it is to speedrun a Halo game on easy mode when it is not hard?
>more relay racesJust show a real fucking speedrun fuck sake.
START THE FUCKING RUN. I can see them seated and set up waiting.
>>683592807Tetris and its consequences have been a disaster for speedrunning marathons
>>683592949noh.. not yet
>intermission screen doesn't even say which run is nextwhy is ESA like thisHOW is ESA like this
>>683592807No relay races today, but the 6 hour lotr run is creeping closer
> unrealkino
>>683593002YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF
>>683592669>like half the streamers play copyrighted music.they use the dual audio channel feature thing that splits music from everything else, so their vods don't contain the music but still has everything else.as for why esa/gdq don't do this, either too lazy/stupid to set it up or they're already using it for a different purpose
>>683593030It's like they are going backwards. I don't understand what retard at ESA decided to do this, what a shit idea.
I really owe it to myself to play more boomer FPS
O fuck this fov and speedtech will make me sick
>>683593043Why the fuck is it 6 hours long? Why is there no stream 2, shit day.
>>683585668sailor moon is honestly pretty bad as a show but I would never miss an opportunity to shill on a clear day.https://archiveofourown org/works/31093625?view_full_work=true
Is he playing on 60 fov?
>>683593071No they have music on the same channel, the part where music is played is just muted on the VoD. Nothing else happens.
>>683593162Is this mirrored? Why is numpad and mouse on wrong side?
>>683593126It's a comfy jrpg!
>>683593212not sure but the pc98 in that image definately has the floppy drives on the correct side of the computer so it's probably just a joke.
I should play the Death Wish mod for Blood again some time. I see the dev is working on 2.0, maybe that's what I should wait for.
just woke up, did I miss any good runs?
baWHAT bay????????????
>>683593043>>683593213NTA but oh shit, I played that game as a kid. Completely forgot about it, now I'm actually looking forward to it beyond just being comfy.
i finna done been betrayed
Late 1990s was peak fps era.
Which way do you turn to rocket jump? I turn right
>>683593517I used to be a big fps fag. I can't even remember the last fps game I played, it's been so many years without a good fps game.
>>683593621Try playing some indies.
>Sewer level
>Quake clone no. 5322
>>683593621Hopefully the Dusk guy makes another FPS when he finished Gloomwood
is that Shroud in disguise on the left?
Do you think the FPS era inspired school shootings?
>>683593879>whenIf
Oh boy, time to turn off the stream during another 20-minute intermission and miss the first 5 minutes of the next run
>>683593621Doom Eternal.
Rate Unreal: Return to Na Pali
>>683594054B
>>683594054A
>>683594054B+
Does ESA get money every time I open the tab to look at the schedule? Is that why they don't show what run is up next now?
>>683585229Childhood is falling for Sailor MarsAdulthood is realizing that Sailor Mercury was always the best
>>683594054C
>>683594054AI'm just a sucker for the early full 3d shooters.
>31HAHAHAHAHAHA
just got here. How's it been so far?
>My dad got Alzheimers from boxing related CTE, and I put him in a nursing home instead of taking care of him. Please donate so science can cure him!Fucking bitch
>>683585753Both of them.
>>683594210extremely mediocre. little that was absolute garbage but not much that was any good either.
Have they even played the Frame Perfect or Plum song yet? Or are they saving it for the last 2 days?
Comfy LoTR run later
>>683594210B+ overall.
>>683594291I don't think you'll be hearing them again.
Goosebert is such a shitty mascot
>>683594291>Eat Sleep Game RepeatThey play they song so few I forget it even exists.
>hates black onesholy fucking based
How was the Elden Ring run yesterday?
>>683594351I understand Plum, but why no Frame Perfect?
>>683594320The ESA bonus is real
>>683594356no, he's based
>>683594403Trainwreck that went like 45 minutes overestimate, while the thread was mostly desperately horny
>>683594210Today is pretty good, surprisingly.Overall too many relays, races and showcases. Lack of stream 2 is sad too. Some good personalities left, but there are some decent replacements.
>>683594403Doesn't look good according to the old chart. I slept through it so I missed it.
>>683594409keyboard doesnt even have a numpad
>>683585229What if summer esa was trapped and betrayed in the hyperbolic time chamber?
>>683585826theyre both sluts thats hardly netori. >>683585830makoto is the worst character, I want to fucking hail maker her.
>>683594513Elden Ring ratings are so clustered.
>>683594561I just see the run invalid/DNF and over estimate symbol and know enough.
Why does Elden mid get so much praise when speedrunners can't even beat it
they're STILL fucking talking
>buy keyboard>also have to buy several other piece for itFuck that. I'd rather buy another mechanical keyboard and just plug the fucker in.
>>683594513ah yes the flash game gauntletthat was a fun silly segmentit was great that they only showed bits of the game and not the whole thing
Start the fucking run. Stop stalling.
>Xiaohai>play Sailor Moon as a joke >Wins the championshipSo how much janky games can be dominated by outsiders who aren't taking it seriously?
What happened to Bigjon?
>>683594664nah that's BBER is normalfagcore
>>683594627They keep accepting shit runners that only cheese the game and don't know how to play it properly or do stupid gimmicks. I can't remember the last high skilled run I've watched.
is the ff iv 3D remake any good?
>>683594720They're pushing non whites out of the event.
>>683594734BloodBorne is about motherhoodmother motheringslay
>>683594320>no stream 2>reruns>lots of gimmicky runs, such as bingo, 2p1c and battleships>fucking long intermissions with shitty hosts trying to fill in the dead air talking about nothingEven ignoring the drama and not talking about the quality of the runs themselves, this ESA kinda sucks. Don't know how low your standards have to be to rate it B+
>>683594720No one paid for his plane/hotel ticket.
>>683594762I canGTA 3 tightened thrice
>>683594638>>683594662what part of "they stall until Tech tells them they are ready" don't you understand?
>>683594720TRAPPED and BETRAYED by the size of the seats on the flight
>>683594764Only played on DS - somehow it turned into one of the hardest FF games on that 3D port. Immensely satisfying though, and the story parts have much more character in it than the 2D version. So imo it’s very good. Not a replacement foe the original, but a great way to play it as a separate entity.
>>683594816lol
>>683594852The part where they fill the dead air with talk of incentives instead of anything else.
>>683594852the part where they decided having autists try and talk about nothing was better than music
>>683594673did you mean to post in an Evo thread?
Why is Sack Boy eating an orange on their desk?
>>683594914That sounds perfect, thank you anon!
a 6 hour LOTR run coming up? twisted fucking psychopaths
ESA peaked at the Barney no controller% run and has been on a downward spiral ever since
What happened to ESA having dual setups to reduce setup time? Look at this shit this run is shorter than the fucking set up time. Fix your shit tech team.
>>683594673KoF chads are just built different
What the fuck is this FoV
In defense of the LOTR run, that game is hilariously easy to completely break, so you might see some funny tech in there
Surprised this game even has a few runners.
Lemma balls.
Rate ESA's tabs /v/!
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>>683595112it's gonna be comfy watching that run with a nice coffee!
>>683595240Is this real?
energy all time low or did they just woke up him
>>683595297Your coffee's gonna be kinda cold by the end though...
>>683595240>Gay Sex with HAT KIDHoly based
>stop all gameplay for text messages
Anons, would you play this game? Let's pretend it cost you nothing and it's already installed and set up to your liking, would you play this?
>>683595297And a pipe.I wish it would rain outside also.
>Meme speed shit and 6 hours of LOTRFUCK YEAH, BED TIME
Where are the hot european gamer girl speedrunners?
>>683595383Probably not, I'm not into platformers
>>683595347not if you make a new cup every few hours!
>>683595383Doubt it.
>>683595407They don't want to be Lovare'd.
>>683595347I will make more and will be making it until it ends.If anything bad happens I will blame ESA.
>>683595383But the game is not installed on my computer?
>missed 6 minutes of the run because u'm dodging these shit intermissionslol
>>683595407You missed the best one yesterday
>>683595487Why not have the stream still playing on mute so you see when they cut back to games?
>>683595515Goth L2?
>>683595393Didn’t expect to see Malcolm Guite posted here
New Mirror's Edge looking a bit weird
>>683595407@das
>>683595542The Spiro runner.
>>683595487Same... took a while to arouse myself from there blissful silence
>>683595383Yeah, looks alright.
>>683595383No. I hate these types of first person running games. Didn't even like mirrors edge.
>>683595554More exciting gameplay than Catalyst.
>>683595452>>683595471God Bless Y'alls toilet
>>683595383no I'd rather just boot up css if I'm in the mood for movement
>>683595628Why are you wearing a womans ring?
>>683595628wtf is that shit on your finger
hey guys just use destream and you will make mrbeasts money in no time
Baffling post.
>>683595756>Mrbeastyou mean Disney?
Why run a game you don’t like
>>683595880Speedrunning is not suppose to be fun
>>683595880What is your opinion on /v/
>>683595880So you can stand atop the barren mountain.
>>683595880lemmapilled runcel
>>683595880You never gotten so angry at a game that you speedrun it out of spite, just to keep breaking it?
>>683595880
>want to watch heinki's run>desperately do not want to watch the 20 minutes of awkward dead air that will inevitably precede heinki's run
No, I will not rate that run.
>>683596054Sensible choice
You will rate that run
>>683596054this
>>683596035>twitch%I'm scared they are going to ruin a fun Heinki run with some stupid gimmick
>>683585753Venus my beloved
>Harry Potter > lotrKill that man
>>683596086C
>>683596086C-
>>683595880they started out liking it. The more you run it the more you notice the small things you didn't before
>>683595880It's not about fun, it's about being fast
>>683596035I’ve missed the start of every run so far because I turn away from the stream and mute it during the talking head segments. Absolutely baffling that they do it between every single run
>>683596086Daga kotowaru!
baker?
>>683596334Nyo.
How is this esa doing compared to last years in terms of donos?
>>683596357fine ill do it myself
>>683596086Meh, D
>>683596334Let us die........
I'm about to go full doomsissy, what the fuckJust play some goddamn music
goosebert looking kinda gyatt
Did they even played Plum song at least once?
>>683595880Wouldn't know, I only run games I love
>>683596429>>683596447nvm...
>>683596163That happened to me and I just stopped running the game, no point making yourself miserable
>>683596538nothey're trying to phase plum out as mascot for obvious reasons
>>683596585
HabKeineName is arrving at ESA today. Didn't they ban him for sniffing and groping? Why is he still allowed to attend?
>>683596585>for obvious reasonsEnlighten me please
I see a woman. I pause the stream
>>683596704Holy based
>>683596679this true?
>>683596585What the FUCK. No Lovare, no Plum, only 1 hot european gamer girl. What kind of ESA is this? GDQ gonna just run a euro version next go around and go for the jugular.
>>683596687Its a copyrighted character whomstve's owner refused collaboration when they tried to make it official
>>683596803Ah didn't know the Chenso Club dev was a fag like that
>twitch%Ruined
>Failed within 18 secondsCool.
Fuck me, I have to miss the last Heinki run ever to go to work
>>683596585then why did they make plum shirt this year
>>683596991you.. work? ew
STOP WITH THE GIMMICK RUNS
>>683597024sometimes you have to throw 4chan a bone
>>683597024That's uhh, Flum. A totally different character of course.
>>683596803Explain the shirt then and post proof of being at ESA
>>683595559You're asking me where they are? I don't know, anon...
>>683597024That's Blum, aka Blue Plum
>>683597118gum in blum :DDD
>>683597024Oh that's Cum, not related to Plum at all.
>>683597150Oh fuggg :DD
>>683597150>gum full of cum stuck in plum's bum
>>683597150
>>683597107I'm saying that you're a hot european gamer girl speedrunner!
>>683597024There's a captain america shield and blooper on there but they don't have disney or nintendo characters as mascots either
>>683597150eggs dee
>>683597271>captain america shieldthat's a B-B-B-B-B-BUMPERRRR! did you know who is the voice bumper, by the way?
https://mega.nz/file/S9JAhC7a#KChwnT8sfr8HZ9rSljlLj3LbDn9TCSi2IEdltvUtRWQhttps://youtu.be/r6hufOxkXxAMega and youtube link is a copy of the banned RE4 2019 speedrun that ESA wants scrubbed and apologized for for absolutely no reason >>>/wsg/5627789 Fuck ESA the only passable speedrun maranthon right now is RTA Japan.Planks is an effeminate euro faggot who bikes while getting cuckedEdenal is wholly focused on selling out ESA entirelyThe entirety of the Safety and Security team is cancerous.Pottoww? more like kowtow for the lack of a fucking backbone he showsMaral was a literal whore on the staff of ESA and has been balls deep sucking cult dick for save the children.Chat mods will pounce on you for mentioning the egg on their face regarding herThe only slightly redeeming aspect of Maral is how much of a bleachbunny cumslut she is and her love of white cock>>>/wsg/5627716 >>>/wsg/5627717 >>>/wsg/5627720 >>>/wsg/5627723 >>>/wsg/5627725 >>>/wsg/5627727 >>>/wsg/5627730
>>683597329I know who did the voice of bumper. Not many do, but I do
Why are European speedrunners so shit? What's the point of a European speedrunning event if they're not good at speedrunning?
>>683597424I will goon to these maral webms.
>>683597424>RTA Japanstopped reading, most sanitized and boring marathon there is
>>683597265
>Level Failed >Level Failed >Level Failed
>>683597489having intact genitals make you worse at speedrunning
>>683597424>love of white cockShe doesn't mention race in any of those webms
>>683597092AFAIK he gets a % from shirt sales but the other deal was buying the character outright>>683597118
this game kina funny >__<
>>683597432I can still hear it. I'm really glad he's not as present this time
>>683597424based
>>683597554>Hasn't seen her list of boyfriendsLmao
>>683597107this made me chuckle
>>683597424Finally some hot gamer girl webms. Keep em coming based anon.
>i can hold your handfucking slut
>missed 14 minutes of the run dodging intermissionslmao
holy FUCK stop CHOKING
>>683597554that fromslop streamer elajjaz was boning her for a very long time
>>683597518I hope you'll have a nice marathon!if the job hunting doesn't work out, you can always be the mother of my children
>>683597489The Americans are trapped and betrayed in the time chamber
>>683597628Could've sworn I saw his name on stream at one point, but I must be imagining it.
lunch time!
>>683597489I think it's a lack of nutrition thing. Also most of Europe is flat so they don't really get a lot of exercise either. That coupled with a greater focus on multiple languages means they have less time dedicated to gaming, and thus are worse then their American counterparts. They are just trying their best though so we should root them on all the same.
>>683597929
>page 10
baking
mmmMMMMmmmmmm the sacred plains of page 10. Finally, time to rest...
The thread of fate... is... dying........
>>683598048
>>683598017>Also most of Europe is flat so they don't really get a lot of exercise eitherAs opposed to americans...?
>>683598097You better not lie
>>683598097you got 30 seconds before I post mines late baker
i want to fuck plum in her plumholes
>>683598147You need to hone your shitpost senses, anon
let's all bake xD
>>683598221DUDE
Nope, not migging. This is the end.
page 10....
NEW THREAD NEEDED THIS SHIP IS SINKING
>>683598221>DUDE>U>D>E
What if the thread was trapped and betrayed on page 10
>if there is a hole, there is a goal>--Heinki
>>683598330me when i see plum
>>683598328TOO LATE BAKER MIG>>683598328TOO LATE BAKER MIG>>683598328TOO LATE BAKER MIG
>>683598317This is now a horizon zero dawn thread
I am formally accusing this thread of cheating
>>683598352One job.
>>683597547Keksimus maximus
>>683585753as a kid i loved mars and jupiter. after rewatching the series as an adult the only one id be good friends with is mercury. and thats it.
