Stream 1Now: Jedi Knight IINext: BlueyLater: OoT 100% (not a randomizer)https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonStream 2Now: GuruminNext: Definitely Not Racist Battle 2Later: Chenzo Club Plum%https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous Bread:>>683793791
First
GERMANPOTATOSOUP
you monster
>>>/wsg/5630449
>>683803524SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOLDEN EYE OF THE TIGER
ESA confuses the fuck out of me. >Takes until the fourth day for runs to be good>Takes until the second to last day for them to figure out how to do intermissions (quick banter then play the songs everyone likes).Why are they like this?!!!
The German Cabal is back!
I'M FRAME PERFECT at migging
RANDOOMIZE RANDOOMIZERANDOOMIZE
plumbros how are we holding up?
I'm up last wish me luck!
>>683803656Great OC this event, plumchads are eating good
was that a coin sound?
Please stick around for a VERY racist announcement, gentlemen.Enjoy the refreshments, but DO NOT tip the service staff.
love me some strafekino
>>683803637Yeah I genuinely don't understand it either, it's been like this for four events straight at least.
CHOKE YEAH CHOKE
There's about 25 hours left, we doodling Plums again?
>>683803637It somehow works for me because I always forget about ESA for the first half of the week despite having reminders in my calendar.
>two fps counters
Is this a legit Star Wars game or just modded Quake with a Star Wars texture pack?
>>683803656There hasn't been a new Plum this day yet so I am in despair.
That's one hell of a shirt
IM A HEADBANGA
>>683803723>No DJ NikoI doubt it will happen, and forcing it will just lose its SOVL
>>683803723I will draw a worse plum than before
>>683803723I suppose we could start once this day is over and reruns start in the night.
>>683803637They do this every event, it's like they don't fucking learn.
>>683803748it's legit. came out in 2002. very good game
>>683803748Bruh
>>683803816But I want to draw Plums with anons...
>>683803748Legit. It's a classic you should play
>>683803816How will the event end then? No more party?
>>683803637Statistically speaking, you have a higher opinion of an event that starts bad but ends strong ("wow they really pulled it around!") than an event that starts good but ends bad ("eh it started ok but it was a drag by the end")
Migged
>save/loading faggotrysigh
>>683803950or half the viewers abandoned the stream after the first 3 terrible days
I hope the Outrun anon graces us with another Plum crowd cheering him on before the event ends.
>>683803975This is the most autistic complaint I've heard
>>683803975tendie filtered
>>683803581>commercial break in progress.god I hate twitch.
>>683803637>Maybe THIS year it will workKnowing how stubborn the organizers are I can only assume it's on purpose at this point.
>>683804093>he still gets adsSkill issue
>>683804093Couldn't be me.
>>683803917Probably just a speech and that's it. Maybe they will actually play eat sleep game repeat.
>>683803950what about one that starts good and stays good
>>683803975I don't get the whining over it>console>fuck up skip>have to set up to do it again>pc>fuck up skip>load and do it again
Don't let that fat bastard forget they're supposed to upload this ultra rare Plum.
>>683804148I don't see ad's, just some gay multitone bullshit commercial break in progress.
Kyle Katarn has fucked more bitches than anyone in star wars history
>>683803658good luck!
>>683804190you lost me
>>683803685Eagerly awaiting your announcement dear friend.
>>683803950They do this every time, EVERY FUCKING TIME. They know how to make the event good but they make it start out shit every fucking time and don't make it good until the end. I get it if they did this once maybe twice but they've been doing it for years.
>>683803882You can draw one now. Lots of people have been drawing throughout the week, so just join them
>>683803975le sigh...
Hands up, don't shoot!
The amount of Germans this ESA seems way higher than average. Just me?
>>683803685Ireland anon is that you
hands up bros.
>>683804150>he has to have his stream take a nosedive in quality to dodge adsHeh, couldn't be me.
Ruby Bliels
>>683804115
\o/
>>683803637I'd get sick of the songs if they played them every day
Is this what it feels like to be a black man in America?
>>683804364No thats the white/latinx/asian experience, shots just get shot
>>683804364No, you'd get shot before your hands could go up.
I'm getting ADVERTS
>>683804364so powerful...
>>683804364
Stick 'em up /v/
>>683804435works on my machine :)
>>683804435AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CUM IN PLUM CUM IN PLUM
>>683804364Driving around the ghetto at night gets real scary when you start seeing bowcasters being flashed.
>>683804457KEK
>>683804320Plum would never.
>>683804435ublock + nextdns + noscript
>>683804457it do be like that....
>>683804435LolLmao
>>683804457LOL
>>683804435>he doesn't use ad block
>>683803748Z**mers...
this is great
The only reason I haven't played this is because the crosshair sucks balls.
just farted lol
>>683804115Thanks to this Plum I hit a bench press PR todaythanks Plum art anon
>>683804457PS2 GTAs are the only ones where the run is actually more entertaining with mods. I still don't understand how "your favorite game but everything is in different places" is fun as a spectator. I get having a new way to play a game you've played a hundred times, but it's shit for the audience. >wow there's a deku stick here instead of the mirror shield, so entertaining!
Kyle Katarn using bacta sounds like me when I Plum
>>683803748I wish everyone under 30 was banned from this site
I miss just the crowd cam between runs
>you remember?>not reallyUh oh
>lightsaber is purple
Actual insane trick>>683805124heh
You're now imagining this jumping from 3rd person view looking at random jedi just jumping to the ceiling
fucking kek
CHOKE
HOLY CHOKE
SSS tier run boys.
Now thats a quality cucking
i take back what I said before this is good i apologize
>gets detonatedkek
I haven't played JK II in forever.Does it work with the Jedi Academy source code?
A man without a country, surrounded by Germans. What a terrible fate
do not bully the robit
Love how that lets you skip that shitty escort section
>>683805515kino
nu-soidevs would put an invisible wall to stop people getting out of bounds
>>683805465Like a Jew in 1940s Germany
They are so annoying
>>683805465why is he running away from the germans
>>683803637I can only attribute it to>euros
Was not expected for a Covertmuffin loredump from this.
>>683805515Kek, nice one anon
>>683805515KEK
What does he/they supposed to mean?
>>683805939Gay?
why don't games have sick move techs like this anymore?was quake the beginning and the end of an era?
>>683805939I'm afraid it might be German humor
>>683805939you seek logic among the insane?
>>683805939Proper english
>>683805939not too attached to being male but doesn't mind being referred to as such as they inevitably will
>>683805939it means he/him. women need not apply.
>>683806001REALISM
im not a wizard
FUUUUUUUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>683806001consoleshigher skill ceiling = casual players stop playing
shout outs to tech crew!
FOCUS
>>683806001>move techYou mean buggy jank?
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW (singular)
>>683806173>You mean buggy jank?same difference.
>>683805939I think he/they is like the most normal non-"he/him" pronoun, as "they" is a very decent formality when you're not sure who you're referring to, i've used that shit in corporate emails when talking to people with weird names countless times
>>683806001Some still have them but not many.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6ZvhgbbKgU
>Inception (2010)
>>683806001Nearly every modern games uses Root Motion movement, or movement tied to the animation, rather then using pure engine movement like the Quake-like games did.
>Suddenly GermanHoly shit they should put up a warning for that
>>683806187
>>683806235looks sick. is the game fun though?
>to dial the phone you must traverse these tiny bridges and cubes
>>683806407Autism, but I appreciate the Maralposting
this strafing is doing things to me
>>683806407>>>/wsg/5627717It's funny she didn't specify the color, you did..
Jedi Outcast is still one of my favorite games of all time. As I have supreme taste it's no surprise it makes for a fun speedrun.
no donation reads
>>683806423Yeah, one of if not the best 3rd person platformer for going fast and smooth movement.
TECH CREEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW
i don't ever want to hear about sweden having better internet than sharts ever again
bitrate PLEASE
BITRATE DOWN
Cool 240p qualityVery nice Twitch
ok I updated my ublock rules and I don't see gay ads anymore.
I'm going blind!!
>>683806684It could very well be on twitch's end
>>683804435filtered. you deserve to watch the ads
>>683806710SITH SORCERY
>video bitrate equal to audio bitrateGrim.
>>683806735stop frosting cakes with your butt
>>683806407Why was the RE4 run banned?
A full week of this shit.
I replayed this last level over and over. Lightsabers everywhere and finally have 100% Force powers
IM TRYING TO WATCH THISFOR FUCK SAKE ESA
The mask is dropping
>>683806736highly doubt it. i have a couple other streams open and they're all fine. they've also been having problems all week. their upstream is horrible.
>>683806407Kek, that's me she's talking about.Duktig flicka.
>Jedi Outcast GBA port
>>683806729nvm... I spoke too fucking soon.
Abominable bitrate issues directly into advertisementyea, we're gaming
RATE JEDI OUTCAST
>>683806805That's the german autist who talks about "female specimens" etc.
>>683806836Turns out they replaced the entire event with AI-created video
saber to the dick, nice move
>>683806889S
>>683806889A
Hi Diego it's Jennifer Coolidge
>>683806889Solid A. Missed a few too many tricks for S
>AD is ruining the end of the runAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>683806889A+good stuff
>>683806869>Stream shits itself and dies every 4 seconds>Ads always run flawlesslyTale as old as internet advertising.
>>683806889S for star wars jedi knight ii: jedi outcaSt
>>683806889B+
>>683806889S for Sentertaining
>>683806889A, cool shit
>>683806889AHe went fast in the parts that I could see
>>683806889S fun game great run
>>683806889S-
>>683806889AFPS runs are so good
>>683806889I'm doin' him an S
>>683804435I use uBlock + violentmonkey + this script:https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions/raw/master/vaft/vaft.user.jsTTV LOL PRO isn't working for me and you can't combine it with this script.
>I missed final boss cheeseAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>683806889ASS
>>683806889S I guess.Wish I could have seen HOW IT FUCKING ENDEDHOW HAVEN'T THEY CHANGED HOW THEY SHOW ADS, YOU CAN LITERALLY SET TIMES FOR THEM TO PLAY
Muted
PLUM
>>683807000>>683807001>>683807008
They're spoiling us today lads!
PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM
Muted.
>no hoplegsSOVLLESS
EVEN MORE PLUM. I'M CUMMING SO MUCH
I'M PLUMMING
I just finished plumming
>>683806889A.
>>683806889Bdon't like PC game save/loading spam but it was a good speedrun game
SHE'S HERE
DRIPPING TO THE BEAT OF THE CUM
>Jedi Outcast straight into PlumNice
I CANT STOP PLUMING
It's time to cum.
AAAHHHHH I'M PLOOOOOOMING
CUM IN PLUM'S TIGHT PURPLE PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
time to bless the worst run
>>683807029You didn't miss much. He crouches and sabers him from balls to head which kills him.
PLUM PARTY
>We're sorry for the dogshit stream performance, here's Plum
FAPPING TIL YOUR ARM GOES NUMBCUM FOR PLUM
HERE COMES CUM
HERE COMES PLUM!
>>683806805Because the runner is an actual retard that was getting belittled for every single minute of the whole run by everyone on his couch. And it was a really shitty run overall, so you really didn't miss anything for not seeing it.
>thread when they play Plum
>>683807076Hoplegs bros... just hang in there, our day will also come again...
the lyrics are pretty shit
THANK GOD FOR PLÃœM
Did you hear the one about the guy who gave me the stink eye?He was destroyed.
>kills a guy for looking at her the wrong wayWhy is Plum so violent?
>>683806869glad it's not just me with bitrate issues
i know you're reading this planksfuck you
PLANKS IS SPEAKING, LISTEN AND LEARN
>>683806889C
Oh fuck off Planks, no one likes you.
Not again
>>683807280I can' even tell if it's looped
>>683807241>he gave plum the stink eyerip anon
He can suck my wordle
>>683807241HE DIED
Why can't plum go from left to right?>>683807249Funny joke, you should write a book.
alternate player for twitch tv is the only thing that's been stopping ads for me and keeps the stream playing instead of stopping it when an ad comes
>>683807249Kek classic
oh boy we're almost there, what a weekgonna miss these threads honestlyhit me up with your plum request, be creative
>>683807249LMAO
A plum
>acorneuro education
AWASH
ARSES
>>683807405i need to see plum eating very spicy chicken and a very large cola
>>683807373yeah it kills the quality while an ad is on but it works
>>683807405Lara Croft Plum in honor of the two Tomb Raider speedruns today
Assad
>>683807405Plum as the tech crew, hunting down a bunch of jiggly cable connectors while the stream blue/greyscreens
A PLUM
Anuss
>>683807405Plum doing her tax returns
>>683807405fucked up nightmare bitrate plum
>>683807405plum doing this
ashen one, be safe
>>683807437this anon's stock is skyrocketing
eliminated letters is a tough concept
>>683807241you're right but it's hype enough where it doesn't matter
>>683807548Plum, or DIE
>abyssit's over
>>683807405PLUM SITTING ON MY FACE HER BUTT CHEEKS ACROSS MY FACE AND NOTHING BUT MY FACE HER FULL CENTRE OF MASS BODY WEIGHT PRESSING HER ASS ON THE LOCATION OF EXACTLY MY FACESEX
>>683806903Isn't THE GERMAN called Habkeinename or something like that? God, I remember I liked his World of FF run and then he threw away all of the goodwill I had for him the moment he interacted with another human being lol
>>683807437
obviously cheated
she cheatedwomen always cheat
>>683807659>women
>>683807589yeah, it just feels like the lyrics were written after they had the track
>all crap until GTA
Next up....break time.
>>683807707>spoiler is purple>click on spoiler>still purpleHuh?
>>683807707>anon forgets how to spoiler his posts
>>683807720But anon, it's not even 6 PM
>>683807707>check spoiler>it's purple
>>683807707its not too late to delete this king
>>683807797>>683807798>>683807816>>683807836Medication, NOW
>>683807798He did spoiler it
>>683807862i...i take meds?
>>683807405Plum driving the ESA Donation armored car off a cliff.
>>683807631>Isn't THE GERMAN called Habkeinename or something like that?Oh right, yeah. I was just looking at the thumbnail and they both look kind of the same kek
>>683807405Plum standing in the middle of one of these interview segments
>>683807548I'm doing this
>>683807862No. No more.
>>683807862
>>683807973Well, they were both incredibly retarded, so I can't really blame you for confusing them.
>>683807980This except she's alone and is desperately trying to fill time
gonna skip bluey & catch-up on baulder's gate 3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2207742652
Plum is...
>>683808174Oh no no no..
>>683808084>ForgotALZHEIMERS MEDS NOW
>>683808187dead
i swear every time i look at the stream theres this roast pig on it
>>683808174>funni trainwreck runNah, I'm good.
is this seriously being run right now?
our guy is back!
not furry enough for me. dropped
Oh, it's the Sly guy, he was alright.
moms kinda hot
I literally can't
>acktually it's for adults as well
>40 minutes of this
>the attention whoring furfag shows up againDisgusting.
>>683808474meds
KILL ITKILL IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is this the Blue's Clues guy?
i fucking hate these faggots that try to find>le deep meaningin every kids show. i have three kids and they like this show sometimes, leave it the fuck alone you freak.
>>683808474it's a rectangle
>that one podcast of a woman wanting to fuck the dad
This is deeply sick.
>>683808514venue is compromised. burn it all down.
>>683808523get off /v/.
>>683808491I've heard people say this IRL and they don't have any kids they're watching it with. It's just another flavor of brony without a name.
>>683808523kids have brains and would be excited about deeper meanings
Um
is this like old agdq before it got taken over
UmmmummmUmmm
Alright, I'm out, you guys can catch me watching the Olympics opening ceremony
He just tried to take that furries head off, holy shit dude calm down this is a family friendly event.
cringekino
nooo come one man don't do this noo
while it's "immersive" it distracts from the run
Okay I'm gonna go play some Quake, peace
>>683808627Never mind it had more trannies than agdq
>>683807405What program do you use to draw plum?
Of course. OF COURSE there's a fucking furry. Probably German.
aussieGODS............ we win again
Sick strats
>>683808603i sincerely doubt the episode about being sterile was designed for a child to understand
>>683808675>>683808684oh my fucking god
>keepy uppy
Is this even a speedrun?
the audience interaction is kinda fun
>>683808684oh my fucking God, I just saw it
>>683808627Only my grandpa cares about the Olypics anymore. How old are you?
>>683808627Where to watch then for free
>>683808674just photoshop, custom made brushesbut I do try to use different techniques and artstyles to entertain myself, even if you can tell right away my artstyle
>>683808664Kino
>>683808514Lumiluara? gross
>loves obama>loves sly cooper>loves blueyit was over before it began
>>683808684First time at ESA?
im here for the australian shitposting
>>683808627Who gives a shit about the Summer Olympics, Winter is where it's at.
>ASM ends>ESA purple
I seriously hope you don't watch this show unless you have children
>competitive keepy uppykino
>play childres game>distract audience with a balloonFitting
>>683808781What specific one? I used jasc paint shop pro 9 for many years until a Windows 10 update bricked the software.
please clap
>there will be people on /v/ who have never read seen that one edgy as fuck up furry comic
>please clap
we got baloon tech here
death to all furfaggots
>>683808834The way The German was seething for every second he wasn't playing, it makes me feel this was the only time having furries on camera was a justified move.
>>683808981this lad is high on life. hes like a modern peter pan
>>683808929And they're here.
I love how this guy takes a "silly" game and instead of being "haha look it's silly" he just goes full shitpost mode, without even having a couch.
>>683808801>>683808664that's fucking genius holy shit ahhaha >>683808901Photoshop CC2015 I only pirate adobe programs fuck them for turning the program into a subscription fee
I get that he's trying to say he's very happy meeting his online friends but maybe he should save this speech for after the run?
>>683809080I don't think he's shitposting..
This game should be banned from speedruns, what a shit no skill game.
I don't know why but I just feel like speedrunning is a bad hobby to get people into. Obsessive repetition with no other application of the skills you develop. It's like shilling for huffing paint because of all the wonderful people you met along the way.
>>683809120Oh yeah? Then prove it and speedrun it yourself, faggot
autism is a hell of a drug>>683809120GDQ starting the meme of this trash being in marathons has been a disaster
As much as I am loath to admit it but I think Australians are saving speedrunning marathons
Same energy
i remember they played dora the explorer ironically some years ago but this is just furry shit the people in that room watch these cartoons and jerk off to it>>683803386
Australians are killing speedrunning marathons
It's over....
Look at the schnozz on that kike holy shit
>>683807405If I could bother you to honor me...A bad Plum drawing in crayon style on a paper, with a "from /v/ with love" caption. The PoV is us looking over Plum's shoulder, she's looking back at us with an accusatory "really nigga" gaze, a mixture of tired and apathetic. Not strong enough to be "looking at walking garbage", but stronger than "eww, he gives me the ick" with a tinge of acceptance since it is what it is.
>heard "time">thought it was over>10 minutes into a 40 minute estimateKILL MYSELF
This guy's elbows are wider than his biceps.
>>683809130It's just like any other activity you and other people could enjoy, don't look yoo deeply into it.Of course you'll find insane autists and elitists, but that happens everywhere.
>>683809249i'm saving this Plum
And thats time
>>683809102>fuck them for turning the program into a subscription feeI had this with the adobe video editing program. I pirated it and it worked fine for years then one day for no reason it knew I was using a cracked copy and demanded I pay subscription and it would notify me to subscribe/pay for it every 5 minutes I was using the program. I scrapped whatever project I was making at the time, fuck them, uninstalled it.
>>683809216IIRC this was during it
>Taking junk homeTHE BRITISH DID THAT WHEN THEY FOUNDED THAT SHITHOLE DESERT OF A COUNTRY
He tried to get it to stick to his face lolThat only works on walls and shit
>>683809216Listen her faggot Dora The Explorer: Journey to the Purple Planet Any% is an incredibly competitive, technical run
Dude's a budding entertainer
This man is high on life.
avstralian trying not to be completely SOVLFUL challenge (impossible)
sad
this guy is hilarious
>>683809193You're only saying that because you weren't there
HOWS BIZ GOING SQUIRT
That looked like fucking dicks just then on the game
This guy sounds like Dubois from Deep Fear
>>683809394>Journey to the Purple Planet
I don't want to be rude but this guy really annoys me
Wholesome lad
>>683809476
>>683809476>Photoshop CC2015
>listening at work (audio only)>everything screams it's a tranny>actually look at stream>it's just some gangly twinkActually worse than being a tranny.
HERE COMES PLUM
>>683809476I can't even watch the fucking webm's manit's too much
>Also plays Sly Cooperyou don't say
>>683809476She crouch walked through ten minutes of game in an hour and a half.
>>683808121
>>683809476i hope this dumb bitch failed in her attempts to market herself and is struggling on twitch or whatever shit she's doingAnyway donate for Buff Kirby
>>683809521Then stop watching it. Why would you subject yourself to something you don't enjoy?
>>683809476This run had such a negative impact on ESA I don't think it will ever recover from it
>>683809602kek
>>683809476what am I looking at here
>>683809476Cease. I do not wish to witness this. I've seen the Metroid run, what did I do to deserve this suffering?
>>683809607I stopped watching it as soon as I posted that
Eat. Frame Perfect. Cum in Plum. Repeat.
>>683809476speaking of godless nights, we didn't had one this ESA? are we free?
Everything is great EXCEPT the goddamn game he is playing. It's like a monkeys paw
>>683809518thats a deep cut
>>683809674Fair enough.
>>683809678>not doing the eat and sleep skip to cum in plum two frames earlier
>>683809585BABA YAGA
I can't do itI'm muting this and will be rating it FThis is exactly the same fucking toddler cartoon run from GDQ and my god it's unwatchable.
>>683809193>>683809476Never forget. Never forgive
NAUR
least happy australian
>>683809697What moves a man to speedrun a videogame of a cartoon of something he didn't even watch as a kid?At least with spongebob the games were actually fun and autism and nostalgia is a thing, but Bluey?SERIOUSLY?Nigga grab a bike and fucking move your body
>>683808701Reverse it
Oh, it's the guy who ran Sly yesterday
THIS RUN SUCKS DICK
>australian>hsblue>blueyI think this guy really likes bluey
>this is an australian in 2024Whatever happened to manly Australian men like Mick Dundee?
>>683809585that's Big Hat Logan
>>683809797This is only slightly watchable because they aren't spewing hooray every half-minute.
>>683808981Now cut it to just the guy speeding past
>>683809850COVID lockdown fucked some people up and they never recovered
>20 more minutes of this shit
>drop bearsDude that's like 10+ years ago
>>683809850MOVE YOUR FAT BODY FREELY
This is fucking cringe. ZZZ
>>683809476They let her do a second one of these?
>>683809876They got scared of the stingrays in the waters
What a jovial lad
This guy thinks he's hilarious.
>>683809876All the willoughby done gone got em. Bit em all up they did
>>683809986yup
Newest chart?
DUDE2020'S PONIESLMAOgarbage run, they should stop accepting this shti
>>683810008this man is having the time of his fucking life at my expense
The amount of damage this man is doing to Australians live as we speak is immeasurable and I'm really glad I'm not one but the fact that there are some in this very thread watching this very stream is hilarious to me.
>>683810008Oh my god the noseHow does someone have a nose like that
>>683810020>85 ratings>Not a single one deviates even as a jokeMagical moment.
>>683810061This is my 9/11
>>683810067Italian genesgoogle Daniel Ricciardo
>>683809894sent :)
>>683810053This doesn't have the same appeal as MLP.
This guy might have gotten an ecstasy pill slipped to him lmao
>>683810067
>>683810020mekaraziuman save me
>>683810053...Barry?
>>683810172He's been like this during every run. He has some sort of facial tic and is just loving life no matter what.
>>683810141>migging
daily reminder that Sexual Lobster works as a storyboard artist in Bluey
>>683810067Tiny Tim could use it as an umbrella
>>683809851
>>683810090TECHNICALLYVotes more than 2 away from confidence media are greyed/blacked. If you tilt your screen, you can see the three memesters that voted F instead of Z.I just want you to appreciate that even shitposters could not in good conscience vote more than an F.That's how bad it was.
>>683810238Good on himDidn't get consumed by bitterness
>>683809986She was there as part of a sponsorship deal with a talent agency, there was really no letting her, they intentionally inserted her into the schedule knowing it was going to be abysmal.It makes it way worse than the shitty not-runs that anons focus on.
>>683808701>sneaky big nosed man steals someones moneywhat did he mean by this
>>683810360not whatever you mean by it, incel
when does the BG3 start going bad?
>>683809476Whose fault was this again, Metako or Edenal's?
Mercy kill and get to five hours of Ocarina already.
>>683810258>runner taking money for a dive
>>683809539>>683809591>>683809656>>683809673What's the matter, guys? Don't tell me you forgot about all the fun and epic speedrunning moments we had.
yiff in hell furfags
This is by far the worst run of the marathon so far. Who ok'd this shit?
Bros this is painful, I'll play Plum (Long) after this one, blame scheduling
>>683810405After act1
Bluey has lots of secret meaning behind it
>OoTbetter not be that fucking code executing bullshit>100%Now we're talking
So if they had the balloon and then that donation at GDQ, what would they do?
this is not as kino as real bluey
Bluey has a video game?
>Ocarina of Time>4 hoursight time to run errands
>>683810357One of her biggest paypigs was a member of Twitch staff too, it all felt like a giant conspiracy
>>683810446I wasnt there but this is so offputting Im glad I wasnt
>>683810571it would be a trans colors balloon
>he’s actually geeking out over this childrens showDude I like embarrassing things as well but I keep them to myself.
>>683810618Jesus christ.
>>683810618what are they hinting at? that the aunt has PCOS or something?
>>683810526I just got to him realizing he forgot shadowheart
>>683810446even though this shit was fucking terrible, the absolute scenes it caused in the thread was the funniest shit ever and I'm so glad I was there to witness both "runs" live
>>683810628this but gooning to princess zelda (pre temple of time)
>>683810554It's a fucking miracle we get to see a game we actually played speedran instead of cat tit bingo so randumb Zelda starring Spongebob.
>>683810618Are they explaining depression?
>>683810618THATS IT????
>>683810618Damn she got the dud
>>683810717Well now that you've said it let us know.
>>683810618What the fuck
>>683810732
>>683810618Adopt a kid then you idiot
>>683810717>he’s actually geeking out over this childrens showToo young or did the alzheimers hit? Seems like yesterday when half of the internet was obsessed with my little pony for some reason.
>>683810618Wine aunt?
>>683810835not everyone is meant to be a parent. accept it
The Bluey discord must be rithe with predators.
>>683810831?
>>683810554That's a nice run....shame if someone....buried it.
>>683810618damb bros.that's powerful.
>>683810752Nikoheart needing to guide her through extremely basic shit in Isolation while being as deadpan as humanly possible for the first time since he started showing up at the events was hilarious.Even the staff was over that shit 10 minutes into the Super run.
>>683810921>I want kids but I can't have kids>there is literally NO solution ever, this has never occurred for anyone else in the world
>>683810752I went to the archive to get that pic and yeah, in hindsight it's pretty funny to see the thread go nuts with confusion, anger and despair all at the same time
>>683810942>Hasn't seen the new Dampe manipulationHe's no longer a run killer.
>>683810618THAT*S SO DARK
>>683810618isnt leaving such a heavy topic ambiguous a bad thing for educational childrens show? I dont think you want kids filling in the blanks
What is this position?
>>683810618I didn't know adoption was illegal in the Kangaroo Republic
>>68381061870 iq here, i dont get it
>>683811049What is it?
>>683811124see>>683810831
>>683810741he forgot something else>I-I hope this is f-fine
>>683811049I wanna see some DUMPY manipulation
>>683811074This is all kid's shows after MLP.You have "heavy shit" to keep the adults engaged.
wish I could hear the game audio
>>683811081He's charging his ZZZ rating
>>683811074I think it's better to leave it as "she wants kids but can't have them", kids can intuit that but don't think any deeper because they are kids.You really don't want a child growing up fearing that they are barren.
>>683811157that doesn't clarify anything
The only thing that didn't make this worse than that chick is he isn't playing a beloved game.I want to die.
>>683811124She's infertile either always has been, health problem or waited too long until woman naturally become infertile when they run out of eggs when they get old, hence the empty egg box
>>683811157she cant have kids, ok and?
>>683811269well you're right about being 70 IQ
>>683811180>old cartoons>jokes that push it like finger price and gay sex jokes in the bushes>new cartoons>"deep"
>>683811269basic biology, anon...
I've listened to the run while it's on the second screen and I don't even know what you do in the game
>>683810618I don't feel like it's necessary for kids to learn shit like this, like what is the harm in them finding out at 10 instead of the 5 year olds this show is meant for? Like I understand Big Bird not understanding death in Sesame Street because a kid might experience death in the family really young but why would a kid need to know about their aunt's problem here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neFpFiuvYsQ
>>683811081Someone broke their action figure but put it back together....semi successfully
>>683810618Why not just be an involved aunt then? Helping out your sibling and being a part of kid's lives without the gross and tiring parts
>>683811342Some falcon was stealing all the air in the room with his beak while playing a fourty minute long cutscene
Rate this dog shit and then mig
>>683811432ZZZ
>>683811164he's redoing it AGAIN?
>>683811432D og shit
>>683811432Z
>>683811432CBad game, great guy running it.
>>683811432D idn't watch
>>683811432F
>>683811432C
>>683811074You can't just tell kids their beloved pet kicked the bucket and stopped existing, never to be seen by them again. You tell them it went to the farm, because whatever blanks they have they'll make positive assumptions and usually buy your story without many more questions. Knowing the truth would be a burden for them they are not ready to handle. They should learn when they have the mental capacity for it.
>>683811432Sfun guy having fun
>>683811432z
>>683811432C didn't care
>>683811432K for knotted
>>683811432s
>>683811432B, I liked it just because of the runner at least explaining skips and tricks.
>>683811571anon.. you're rating a speed run
HOLY FUCK GET OFF THE STAGE
>>683811432FUCKIN' ZED INNIT
END THIS SHIT NOW
>>683811432D, it was shit mane.
>>683811375Some kids show writers forget their demographic and clearly want to be writing for older kids
>>683811432Zmig where
>>683811432I'm doin' him an F
>>683811432ZZZPlease stop accepting nu-MLP let's plays to speedrun marathons
>viewership goes down>goes up after run's over
>>683811375They want articles about how very MATURE and ADULTS CAN ENJOY TOO their toddler show is
>>683811432D
>>683811639I can watch speedruns on youtube all day, marathons are about more than the running itself, and I think the whole was good.
>>683811432w for weird.should focus on games people actually play. not literal shovelware.
>>683810446I fondly remember the part where she got lost, I laughed so fucking hard
>>683811432Zjust actual cringe, and horrible speedrun game
Are they holding the shirt that way so you can't see how small the print is on the shirt?
>>683811762My god, it's like five years of their life. Just stomach a shitty educational kid's show and then you can watch the shit like you used to watch on Nick and CN with them.
miggers...
>>683811737They changed the category to OoT
>>683811905Imagine if she was in Maridia.
>page 10make a new thread right FREAKING now
we need a new thread for PLUM
Scots: speak english in a way that anyone barely understands
I ain't migging, that run ruined everything
>>683812060I'm baking now
i'll bake I guess
i hope these scot cunts die
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>>683809476>>683812105Use this for OP
>>683811960The point is they aren't making the show for 5 year olds, they're making it for 35 year olds to announce how they watch a very MATURE show for 5 year olds.
>>683809476>>683810446I didn't watch either of these runs, but every time I see her emotes with that stupid looking face, it kills me a bit inside. Why would she okay something that looks that bad? I hate it.
I'M PLUMMIN'
plum heal me... plum...
>>683812094their accents aren't that thick compared to some other scotshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXGP4Sez_Us
He wasn't lying about playing long Plum.
Plum again
mig bros...we ain't gonna make it...plum take me to promised land.....
Ok that's a bit too much
>>683812192So a family show that touches upon many common aspects of family
HERE CUMS PLUM
New bread>>683812280>>683812280
PLAY HOPLEGS!
>>683810508basado
>>683812290None of which a 5 year old will actually remotely understand
CUM IN PLUM>>683812286I HAVEN'T SEEN IT TODAY
>>683812279These songs get really tiring.Sure if it was something new, then it's fun, but they have a grand total of two songs, and they're both multi-year OLD.
>>683812192I dunno, my niece and nephew love it and I imagine most children love it, too. And any time I watch it while they're around, it seems pretty decent. Probably better than most garbage they're showing on TV or otherwise.
>>683811375based "you just a boy mhmm" poster
>>683810835always puzzles me that people will have 24 miscarriages, high risk pregnancies, 90% risk of birth defect and they won't adoptis the desire for it to be "your dna" kid so much stronger than nourishing a kid to be your own?
>>683810618I thought this meant the aunt was a pedophile ("she wants something she can't have" with kids) and was in prison ("why haven't we seen her?")
>>683812891Lack of empathy for others