Now: Zelda Ocarina of TimeNext: Super Mario 64 ArchipelagoLater: Sea of Thieveshttps://www.twitch.tv/esamarathonSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous Bread: >>683803581
i cummed
here comes plum
PLUM PLUM PLUM
i cummed too
>>683810508He went and did it.
i plummed
Guys is Plum okay?
PLAM
Plum murdered a man.
No more miggers past this post
That "unleash plum" incentive from yesterday probably made more money than chanso club
>joshimuz at 6amwhat the FUCK
>>683812280Why does the text say that it's orange when I see purple?
They're really pumping Plum this ESA
No one has EVER played Hoplegs.
Why doesn't Plum say the 'right' in 'left right left right'?
At this rate I'm going to die from Plum overdose..
Now the next run will be mega cursed. Thanks IT anon.
>>683812412They blueballed us the first half of the week and now they are spamming it.
>>683812345SAY THE LINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkKdGpNpDPI
>>683812410it says "take your meds"
>>683812412Yeah, they read the thread. You asked for it.
>>683811432
>>683812412>They're really plumping Plum this ESAOOOOOUUUUH
FRAME PERFECT
>ignored esa all week>finally tune in>get full plumHell yea
>>683812270They've even said they tone it down while on camera, and I think at one point back in Legends dipped back into doing it properly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Gni1gEb-k
So, realistically, what happens to Plum now? Does she just get plugged by ESA until she eventually fades from their memory?
I'M FRAME PERFECT
i'm healingi think we are back
>>683812361who is this mystery man
FUCK YEAR, FRAME PERFECT
I'M PLUM PERFECT
>we asked for Plum and Frame perfect all week>they finally start to play them the last 2 days>but they spam the living fuck out of it
Chad Larsen next? Cool.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>683812481
OH SHIT
MR PRESIDENT IM TIRED OF WINNING!!!IM TIRED OF FRAME PERFECT PLUM WINS CAN WE STOP WINNING?!
>>683812525Used as a monies target till people are sick of her.
FRAMEPERFECT
Real rave hours
>>683812525Someone needs to make an actual Plum fan game and run it at ESA to usher in a new Plum era.
>>683812280have a good day, magipoka anon
>>683812525The plum song and video is the actual only legacy to come out of chenso club of whatever the fuck it's called
>>683812620I wanna bust a frame perfect NUT in the Venti cosplayer from the last marathon
>>683812662is that real???
>>683812525Unless they find a new mascot that gets popular, no, she's with ESA forever. Goosebert is NOT a popular mascot.
>>683812662What the fuck, is that real!?
um...
I'm gonna say itFrame Perfect>Plum
>>683812662WTF is it real?
>>683812662wtf israel?
>>683812567>>683812659We Nienna posting?
>>683812728YIKES
You can call me Big Champ 64.
>>683812569They had it as a total donated target, same with frame perfect, the did the same during Winter.I don't know why people keep forgetting this.
>>683812728UM.........PLUM????
>>683812567>>683812659>>683812760My Wife :)
OOT 100%I am ready
>>683812728UM IN PLUMUM IN PLUMUM IN PLUM
>>683812625It's horrible what's going on in speedrunning. Randomizers, sprite modes, bingo. We're gonna put an end to it.
>>683812695Have a good day too anon, thanks for the gif.
>>683812728UM IN PLUM
>>683812837I paused my home renovations to watch thisluv me OOT
>>683812820My wife got scared away
can they get someone who can sing to do the plum song?
>>683812569These songs get really tiring.Sure if it was something new, then it's fun, but they have a grand total of two songs, and they're both multi-year OLD.
TOOTFOROOT
>>683812412They tried shilling Goosebert (again) real hard the first days but gave up now ang gave us our Plum back
>>683812728
i'm 36 mins into the 35:00 est. Baulder's Gate 3 run
>>683812815Where is this from?
>>683812873anon buildng a goon cave
>>683812947
>>683812837>>683812873Me too OoT bros, love me some old-fashioned 100%
>>683812924Eat Sleep Game repeat but for some reason they only play this song at the very end of the event, the credits. Still better than GDQ with zero songs.
Be the hero, never stopMake your way up to the topIt could be you, you know it couldBut first you gotta git gud
>>683812947KEK
Oh shi, cute chick in purple
>>683812947>tfw you Plum too hard
>>683812907rofl
How come every time after the stream ends, all my thoughts are voiced by MrMizzow/Staratur?
>I don't like Skenmy being on screenSame bro, same.
>tfw speed running work training slide decks.I feel like this needs to be a catagory. I once did state required training with hours of cringey sheboon videos in literally 2 minutes by finding the checkbox that says you watched them.
You JUST know
>>683812947Perfect.
>4 hours of ZZZZZZZelda
uhm.. is that... a boy?
>>683812837Given the absolute state of "Zelda" speedruns this event, it's nice to finally see an actual normal unmodded Zelda game.
Finally, some good fuckin food
I don't like skenmy on screen
>>683812854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beWvPkYHaic
I hate skenmy
>>683812947Stream 3 has started to directly communicate with us.
>100% run where the runner is dressed as Linkoh noare there any women knitting in the background
>>683813085wait what the fuck it is
>4 hoursLong speedruns are the worst. Boring shit shows of looking at pixelated trash that only a few people that are autistic play
HERE WEGO
>he/himnahhh
Tomorrow is the last day
>>683813079>see cute boy>he's purple
>>683813050lol
>>683813085SwedenYes
>>683807548Delivering Plum with Gun
>>683813084aniki...
damn Link is a big fella
>>683813149He's purple because the runner's cock is blocking his windpipe
>>683812947Perfect. Some say Frame Perfect. Good shit, anon.
>>683813050>>683813079>>683813085They literally put the he/him pronouns on stream. You know it's not even a tranny pretending to be a girl
>4hr 100% runI'm sure these are fun, but honestly I don't have time for this.
>>683813172Holy kino
>>683813172Kek
>>683813172I kneel
What are Axel's pronouns?
>>683813172Kill me, Plum!
>>683813172BASEDBASEDBASED
>>683813172jesus christ how horrifying
>>683813239cum/plum
>>683813172based thanks for doing my req
>>683813172Good lord, that is one crusty ass Plum.
>MCNUGGETWho left that pad there holy shit
>>683813172>>683812854Thank you.
Cool. We wanted the Link cosplay like RunnerGuy the good old times and they delivered.ESA really responds to audience.
>>683813172I like the dead stare
I always use jews for my name so fake gannon will curse them.
>>683813172nice
>>683813084>4h of zelda as filler while I head to a funeralbased, l8r sk8rs
>>683813120It keeps telling me to go to the room that is not a room, what does that mean? It's scaring me.
>>683813172very nice
>oot 100>no pronounsi'm locking in
>>683812947kek
>>683813124He will learn eventually
Curse you, Zelda....Curse you, sages....Curse you, McNugget...!
shoutouts to the music tech crew
Susan on suicide watch
>>683813260Ebin :D
>>683813239Hyah/Hah
>>683813172
>>683813124
The commentator looks like a 37 year old librarian woman
>>683813353that's a lotta juice
>>683813348nvm im retarded
>>683813172gold
He has the wr on this category by the way but it's a shit run where it dies 99% of the time in the graveyard because the wr depends on luck there.
>>683813353
>>683813356
>>683813353Why is he/she not on ESA? All his bads were lifted I believe and I remember him on some online event.
Ready for a 4 hour speedrun Anon?
>>683813415Juice, yes
The runner looks like a big guy
Shit, they're playing Ocarina of Time 100% without any meme bullshit? No bingo? No randomizer? No blindfolded and being given instructions through a 1940's plane radio with added static to make it more difficult for the runner?Insane.
>>683813172kek
>>683813464Oh fuck, is it time for Dampe's Wild Ride again?
>>683813490He's busy being a cunt
>>683813493
>>683813172holy fucking shit
>>683813493If it's OOT I'll allow it.
>>683813479
>>683812854>only 20 anons rate the runsWhere were you when ESA was kill?
>>683813490Lifted when and where? He got fucking permanent ban by ESA.
Will he be favorable? Or will they feel his wrath?
I wish Runnerguy were commentating this since he's here
>>683813490he has a run at RTA https://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024
>>683813613>Runnerguy walks in>"Can you stop"
>>683813490He's a cunt. I'm not kidding. That's the reason. People often cite the nugget stuff as the reason, but the final straw was actually a run in which he was commentating and he started to go off on the host for reading donations that were taking sideways jabs at him.
Walking in a straight line on those bridges is god damn impossible.
>>683813353>>683813415>4h run>drinkmaxxingbladder status?
>>683813665holy
>>683813605None shall escape him. 24/24 digging spots lets's GOOOO
>>683813490He is very difficult to tolerate in more than very small doses. Being at a marathon counts as more than a small dose.
>>683813665achievable natty?
>>683813665'mirin
>>683813539I think the wiivc version also has a chance to crash at certain points of the run completely killing it.It's a shitshow considering it's a 4 hour run
>>683813665
Unmatched to this day
I looked away and he's getting the fairy ocarina, I thought this was 100%
>>683813490>All his bads were liftedHe's a cunt, cunt's never change so bans remain in place permanently for him.
It's becoming apparent that the older Zelda runners are officially sick of just speedrunning the same game for decades. That's why ZFG just streams randomizers and why Runnerguy did the bingo meme run.
>>683813665fookin 'ell that is nice
i'm not hoping for another trainwreck, but i will embrace it if it happens
>>683813665Is this achievable natty?
Why is Susan's twitter locked?
>>683813696pressing on the prostate
>>683813493We didn't know how good we had it
There was this really nice looking twink zelda speed runner streamer (not the freak tranny), what happend to him?
>>683813665Routine?
SHAMONE
>didn't get Deku Nuts, Sticks, Slingshot, Shield or Kokiri Emerald???
>>683813892>>683813696
>>683813912roids
Those runs are so optimized it's completely autistic.>walk right next to a heart piece>don't get it because it's faster to grab it 3 hours later when you're revisiting the area
>4 hours of a top runner of the best category of a legendary speedgameWe're eating good
>the runner
>>683813490He was at an online thing for GDQ,
>>683813771Yes, very much so. I'd say he's obviously not roiding, but I have seen people roid and get worse physiques than that.
>>683813792>been going to the gym for two years>more like leftI love donuts too much
Is the pc port with 16:9 and 60 fps hack getting speedrun?
>>683813912Chasing immigrant women at night + masturbating to gay porn while wearing weighted wristbands
>>683813085>thought that was a cute girl>look at pronouns>think crew got it wrong>see someone in chat calling him a cute girlI AM NOT GAY. I SWEAR I AM NOT GAY
>>683813990and that's a good thing
>>683813990Yeah, it's great
>>683813079
>>683813892hot
>>683814038I doubt it, that's more for casual enjoyment.
So why not do the Deku Tree at the start? I'm confused
>they didnt explain the navi dive
You think Cosmo's watching?
Ahh yes, the first mini dungeon: Kakariko Well
>>683814102>spotting Vegeta bending over unawares
>>683813085Let's just pretend
>>683814153JOHN
ITS OVER
>>683814037women prefer the leftright is for showing off to men
>>683814147faster to do as adult
>>683814153He's probably hiking, currently puking at the peak if I had to guess
>>683814184
>>683814054Anon, that is just a Swedish "man". Not even a tranny pretending to be a girl. So I'm sorry, but you're official gay now. Welcome to the club, /v/ has loved traps for years
>>683814147If I remember correctly, there's no point since you have to go there to wrong warp to Ganon later anyway so might as well do it last. But I could be wrong, been a long time since I've seen 100% and I'm sure it's different now.
>>683813798I've always felt that is a really melancholic situation, not really romantic, but a saddening portrait of unfulfilled desire reminds me of my IRL experiences
>>683813838ZFG's been waiting for "the route to be redone" for 100% to get back to it. However, he's been saying that for something like three or four years now, so take that for what it's worth, I guess.I wish he'd just go back to it. He's one of my favorite streamers. The randomizers are fun, but it was comfy just watching him go for the 100% record whenever he'd go live and then get fucked by Dampe for the 70th time.
This enemy unnerves me
>>683814214
>>683814102gracias doctor
the juice must flow
>>683814174what the heck, is that a speedrunner?
>>683813912Still fucking vaporware, even after the new trailer. Shit sucks.
>>683814297>get fucked by Dampe for the 70th timelel I forgot about that shit. Can't wait to see this guy go through it.
>>683814390kekI also haven't given up hope yet
>>683813665>nipples got smallerHUH?
>>683814153comeback when
>>683813838And this guy? He said he is running since 2018. I know it's not that long be he is doing 100% and was the record holder until now.
>>683814468That happens when you lose weight
>haven't care to deal with ads>it's finally getting to methis SHIT is going on EVERY FUCKING 5 MINUTES
>>683814560He hasn't been doing it long enough to get as bored as ZFG and Runnerguy yet.
>>683814560>since 2018. I know it's not that longanon 2018 was 6 years ago
He just scratched his balls
>>683814601You can really tell why ESA and GDQ go after restreams that aren't "official", they want that ad revenue.
Is the run almost done?
so I'm 40 minutes into the Baulder's Gate run and he keeps resetting?
>>683814405Last time they ran OoT at ESA, they got absolutely fucked by Dampe, Think it was a 15 min time lose, if I remember correctly. So hope the tradition continues
>>683814740it doesnt get any better
OoT 100% and MST are my shit
>>683814661
>>683814738Soon. Just 3 more hours.
god this run is so clean, god damn. now this is speedrunning
Holy shit loli zelda is stacked wtf
>>683814758Was it ZFG? I remember that, the crowd was counting along every time Dampe dug.
>>683814740I forgot
>>683814560>was the record holder until now.Oh shit did glitchymon take the record? I knew Axel got the WR recently and that the two were competing, but didn't know there was a new WR
>>683814661WTF
I can't tell if he's tweaking or trying to explain something with his hands
>>683812837>>683813087>unmoddeddamn, should have watched from the start if that was the case
>>683813172HOLY KEK
>>683814865I guess he chose die instead of instead of instead of instead instead of
>>683814037true. if left slimmed down by 15-20 pounds or so, he'd pretty much be ottermode>>683814338ok fruitboy
As soon as Zelda started they went from 2.8k to 3.6k viewers
>>683814865>If you only you knew how..uh, how....
>>683814848Nah, it's just the folds of the dress. Oppai loli Zelda would've been insanely based from Nintendo, though.
>>683814930There's still almost four hours left my dude, enjoy
>>683814773>>683814865>mercy killed
>>683814582Proof?
Is..is the commentator supposed to be Zelda?
>>683814740see>>683813854
>>683814853Nah different guy, Smaugy. Was last year at winter, remember it was on Wednesday because the crowd was empty due to dinner.
>>683814661No, that doesn't sound right, that hilariuous konami E3 was just a few years back, so 2018 must have been last year or so
>>683815063No, he's clearly resembling Sheik
>>683815009You're responding to photographic proof.
uh bro, breathe
>>683815063Zelda is the one in the green tunic, anon.
>frame perfectHE SAID IT
>>683815063What, you want him to wear a dress?
>>683814848And another from the 3DS release.
>>683815084Right... it was
>>683815197yes, actually
>using Xtra for the entire week to listen to the stream off my phone at work>no ads>suddenly today, ads back to backNo...
>>683815183it's ZELDA
>>683812854What happened with Bluey?
announcer needs to shut the fuck up I wanna hear the runner and couch
>>683814263True, even after returning to his childhood at the end of the game he knows he doesn't really belong there, and she has her own destiny
>>683815063Imagine Nalle's giant snake...
THE MUSCLE DEMANDSTHE HAND OBEYS
WRAP IT UP
>>683815287I didn't watch it, but I imagine it was a faggot furry being gay and cringe.
Comparing
>>683815164Of what, surgery?
He's not getting WR with 8 letter name.
>>683815287Boring run and extreme autism, even for ESA standards
>>683815270rip
>>683815356that's two chugsthe urine is pooling
The first time I played OOT as a kid, when I was to go awaken the Sages, for some reason I expected the Sage in the Forest Temple to be just the Rauru model in green, and hadn't cottoned on that it was already existing characters who woudl be Sages. I guess I was still in NES palette swap mindset.
I've been eating fuck loads of food and I haven't pooped in 4 daysI think i'm going to break my toilet
Bladder status: full to bursting
I have never seen a more bored crowd.
>>683815287Nothing licensed game with a rather faggy runner
>lemme just sit in the front row and play on my phone during the only real Zelda speedrun of the event
>>683815405>He can't get world record with an 8-character namengmi, anon...
>>683815495hes posting in here
>>683813363lol
Can you fuckers PLEASE stop talking about piss
>>683815495He's on grindr
>>683815473>Ganondorf: No...drink it....slower.
>>683815495he's actually on this thread now
>>683815434Luckily he has that huge bottle right there
>already 30 mins incrazy how fast a good run flies by
>mfw seeing Hyrule that I was just running around and helping as a kid absolutely fucked in the future
>>683815495he's looking for commentator's bussy pics
>>683815618What was that GDQ run that was like 10 minutes long but felt like an hour?
We have an empty bottle?!Oh shti.
>>683815534Just for you, friendhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1722015328333721.webm
>>683815515>>683815567It does happen. In fact in AGDQ 2013's bonus streams a guy was running FF7 and had a laptop open literally just interacting directly with /v/
>>683815593a perpetual urine machine?!
>>683815618I was thinking exactly the same.
>>683815415>>683815480Ah, alright.
>>683815738That reminds me: I know someone who wants to run at ESA but said she's too scared of these threads picking apart everything she (an actual she) does while on camera. I told her she was being paranoid but this week has reminded me that no she's not.
>>683815686Most of GDQ runs feel like that
>>683815534look in the bottom left
>>683815686
>>683815686The whole GDQ event is like that.
>>683815787If you can't handle the heat, then stay out of the kitchen I guess. But not sure where else women are supposed to go.
>>683815739>BOTTLED WATER COMPANIES HATE HIM!>Find out how one runner never had to buy water again using this one weird trick
Man I love this sequence of tricks. Both the hookshoot to get up on the hill, and then using ISG to walk along it. Such a great combi of glitches
>>683815787Solution: Have her not read the thread and do not tell her anything the thread said.
>>683815787You have to be okay with finding out how many anons want to fuck you or not
How come they never play Master Quest?
axellarsen I know you will lurk here after your run, post your routine.
This is such a great run
>>683815787All she needs to do is be kino while not being a tranny or a Celina.
>>683815965The punchline is no matter who you are, someone in this thread will want to fuck you.
??????????????????? incoming.
>>683815996just lift bro
>>683815915
>>683816065I love how stupid it looks
>>683816036Not me. I have aids
???????????????????
>>683815787Never take anything said here seriously.
The biggest rule of running at ESA is to NOT let /v/ know you're one of the runners
how's the viewership on stream 1?
>>683816134you could poz some negholes
My run's up next! Wish me luck!
>>683816224Good luck Chrism
>>683816224
>>683816224i cant wait for you to die irl
>>683815738there you go
TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
>lost 100% WR last weekyikes
>>683816274Over a decade ago.
>>683816274>CarcinogenIt fits.
Ocarina of Time runs at 16 (sixteen) frames per second.This is the greatest game of all time btw
>>683816274God I wish I'd caught on to these threads earlier
>>683816274Yeah that was the one
>>68381636116/10
>>683816361The PAL version.NTSC runs at 20fps.
>>683816361It runs at 20 frames per second.
>>683816274The irony of prevent cancer and /v/ on screen
>>683816274We live in times where he could actually get cancelled from that screenshot
>>683816274I remember Lee talking to us during one of the runs, I assume Yoshi's Island
>>683816361The human eye can only see 10fps
don't forget to stay comfy! and a happy league start!
>>683816361Operation Flashpoint is the greatest game of all time, sorry. And that runs at 60 or more.
>>683816274That was pre-corporate GDQ, and also it was Carcinogen so it's not like it's unexpected.
>>683816398The weird part about Werster is how adamant he is about not being banned and how he just doesn't want to go. He's definitely banned regardless. It's amazing he made it to another GDQ after saying that but I don't think it became common knowledge to the staff since the bonus runs were literally just run by anyone who turned the stream on on the computer.
>>683816398hey slow down calebhart
>>683816274>sgdq 2013>/srg/ raised like $5000(?) in their own event and donated it >bonus stream>somebody claiming to be brossentia says thank s for the donation>bullshit, prove it, rub your head>a minute later he fucking rubs his headWonder if any GDQ staff lurk in secret but keep it quiet.
>>683816662>Wonder if any GDQThey all do, even ESA. All of them.
>>683816662I imagine a lot of staff and runners do, they just know to keep it professional if they don't wanna lose their jobs/social standing/whatever and mentioning 4chan is risky if not an immediate ban.
>>683816662I don't know about GDQ staff but fucking Cosmo to be a regular here.
>>683816794Explains why he lost his mind I suppose
>>683816880JOHN
>>683815787This is why we only get trannies: they are shameless enough to get on these stages.
>>683816887FUCKING
>>683816925PLUM
>>683816662>brossentiaHe only looks at these threads because of his ego, last time he tried to virtue signal how strong he is for sticking it to 4chan for not being into his shitty co-op Twitch bait spooky ghost "run".>Wonder if any GDQ staff lurk in secret but keep it quiet.One anon that works on tech does but says none of anybody in any significant position do, or care what goes on here.Some anons desperately want that to not be the case though, they need all of this to have some kind of importance or meaning.
>>683816880
>Heart Piece 4 feet away>>No, we've routed for it 2.73 hours from now
>>683816785Wild to me how normalfags still think 4chan is this dangerous criminal haven.It actually happened to me 2 days ago meeting my childhood and his teenage son.Son talked about his friends being autistic sonic fans and mentioned 4chan and my buddy went nuts>not 4chan!He's okay with his son using reddit and discord though, arguably worse echo chambers.
>Cuck-oehh...
>>683816361Made for tv screens.
>>683816972>>683817227what an absolute tool
>>683817193that's how you know it's an autistically minmaxxed run
Where can I find the Plum JAV?
>>683817193Takes longer to commit strategic suicide when you have a lot of health
>>683817269>MirroredDamn, haven't thought about that run in forever.
>>683817076Big....Plum?
>>683817227underages arent allowed hereyour friend is just jannying IRL
He took another one Can I get a sip count?
>>683817076Abdullah the butcher?
How yall doin so far? Fave run so far?
Weird how the japanese version will use わたし (That's how zelda introduced herself) but then use 演奏. I'd assume the latter is a harder word for japanese kids to know while they'd know watashi, probably one of the first kanji they learn
>>683817424Flash game gauntlet or CTR. I'm doing alright. Kinda hungry though.
>>683817424jedi outcast
>plastic jugPoor twink is getting microplastic loads blasted on his face daily
>>683817332SHOWTIME!
>>683817227It's not dangerous criminal haven anymore, anon. These days the entire site's optics are just /pol/, which is arguably worse.
>>683817227Everyone knows about pornhub, visited it a least once, if not every day, but it is a taboo to talk about it in public.4chan is the same.
>>683817424Karnov for the suffering.
>>683816972Reminder that Brossentia seriously called NASA a "Nazi event"
>>683817424Favourite run is Megaman X for me. I have missed a lot of runs so I have missed what looks like some better kino runs. I'm doing just fine.
>>683817424>favorite runCTR or the Mega Man 2 relay, because I love Mega Man 2 and watching the Pole choke the Wood Man zip so hard he warped to Wily 3 wad comedy gold
>>683817630Speed Heil
>>683817561I love this show and its music
>>683815394Waterfags, your response?
>>683817424Karnov was great alone but the whole arc was perfect
>kill yourself while grabbing item to skip cutsceneHow do people even figure shit like this out?
>>683817424Comfy, comfy run.These last two days of ESA were good.
>>683817630>''Nazi event''>Somehow one of the most memorable good runs from NASA I remember was a black dude running one of the Star Wars podracing games in its first year eventSome people are just retarded.
Holy shit, managing to do the clip with a single bomb while live on a marathon. Nerves of steel
I thought I'd seen enough OoT but that skip where he dies in the Sheik cutscene while the theme plays was pretty hilarious
>>683817843by killing themselves while grabbing the item while in a cutscene
>>683817843My guess is that if it happens once by accident (rushing to hit the right trigger when you accidentally get blown up) they now know to try it in literally every possible chance They've been running these for years
I love constantly being 5-40 seconds delayed & constantly having to pause/unpause to unfuck my the stream
>adult link and princess rutonow we're talkin'
>>683817843Partly datamining, partly obsessively mashing their faces into everything, partly through a thousand monkeys at N64s accidentally finding things.
>>683817424Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Hey look, it's Princess Ruto.
>>683818003At this point all Twitch does is get in the way of people streaming on YouTube which is superior.
>>683817587>4chan as popular as pornhubwhat the fuck are you smoking4chan is a collection of several niches of a niche of a niche.Average joe doesnt even know what reddit is, let alone 4chan
>>683818032I will now marry your fish
>Ruto is a damaging projectile
>>683818090There she is. What a cutie.
>hookshoting jabu's walls hitting a pot on topThat feels brutal cause you're literally tearing his insides
>>683818214MODS MODS MODS
>>683818038>partly through a thousand monkeys at N64s accidentally finding things.TASs can actually find a good handful of skips
>>683818187That was one of my favorite things as a child, just throwing Ruto at enemies. In hindsight, I may have been a slightly fucked up child
Everything in this game isFrame PerfectI'M ' FRAME PERFECTa million resets but it's gonna be worth it
Who's the cute girl in purple
>>683817227Not even just the echo chamber shit, reddit has had dozens of subs banned only because the media catches wind of themGoogling this is fun, some subs they had that are gone>pics of dead kids>pics of dead jailbait>sexy abortions (was photos of the fetus)
Ruto is gonna be traumatized after all that
>>683817843This current glitch is the real "how the fuck did people figure this out?"
>>683817424enjoyed cata and that german bitch chocking to malenia for 40mins in the 2 players 1 cup elden ring run
>>683818461Sue Lightning
Is this the most autistically dissected game of all time? There are tricks and glitches and skips for everything, from all skill and frame ranges.There are tricks for tricks and glitches for glitches and tricks for glitches and glitches for tricks
>>683818493>pics of dead kids>pics of dead jailbait>sexy abortions (was photos of the fetus)The fuck?
>>683818619no
>warps into the cavern for bombs>leaves to do it laterI am laffin
>>683818493I assume there's a LOT more actual criminal activity happening in discord than here too
>>683818619Either this or Super Mario 64, but Ocarina of Time (and by association, Majora's Mask) probably wins out.
>>683818619I mean there's that Half an A press Mario guy for 64 I think that takes the autism trophy.
luv me OOT
Did I miss Dampe?
>>683818619Go watch an ACE run. It is literally programming the game on the fly using Link's movement and actions. That is just beyond pure autism
>>683818682It's faster to ignore the boss right in front of you to kill him 2 hours later with items you already have, okay
>>683818728Discord is a private communications platform whereas everything on 4chan is public, so that makes sense.
>>683817227>arguably worse echo chambers.nah. reddit is now mostly normies which means they're leading normal lives.discord is used for a lot...A LOT of communities nowadays. "b-but trannies!" i hear you screech. those are in the minority i guarantee you. you just think they aren't because you're thinking about them 24/7.4chan is a weird case. back in the 2000s this place used to be filled with mostly normal people that just had weird interests. yes there were the neckbeards but also in the minority. however in recent years this place has become inundated with unironically mentally ill people that have fast driven out people with anything actually interesting to say. out of any internet community, 4chan is the one that has degraded the most.
>>683818868Nah, it's pretty late into the run, something like 3 hours or 3 1/2 hours in or so, if it's anything like the route ZFG used years ago.
That mid-air door unlock was fucking insane
Audience, you were supposed to clap there. Please read his cues.
>retarded
>>683818493Reddit was distributing borderline cheese pizza long after 4chan banned 2D loli etc. It just has better PR than 4chan.
i wish we were talking about piss instead of listening to these tourists talk about the website
Haven't been watching for a couple hours, has OOT been fun so far?
>>683819117be the change you want to make
>>683819117When was the last time you pissed?
>>683819117Well I guess urine trouble then.
>>683819135I have no idea what's going on but appearently the runner is doing really well
>>683819117Piss off
>>683818493>>683818913The only reason that stuff was ever on 4chan to begin with was that moot was retarded early on and didn't log IPs so it was impossible to trace.
>>683819117*pull my cock out*Spray hose you in piss*There you go m8
>>683819117remember to hydrate
>>683819202>strat involves streaming the game from a 14 year old VLC .exe
>>683819135It's a decent run, but OoT has been done so many times on different marathons that it's pretty damn boring to watch.
>>683819117I got you, bro.
i turn away for 30 seconds and he went from the water temple to forest temple??? i know he couldn't have beaten it already
>>683819135every time i blink i miss a stream of tricks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrRRdAOU-4bros...
EH REHEH REHEH REEEEEEEH
>>683819203That's really the problem here, it's way too technical now. You'd have to pay attention for the full 4 hours to keep up. All the good shit just flies over my head, not a lot of hype either.
>>683819404DO DO DOO DO
Does he really need this towel
>>683818926>this place used to be filled with mostly normal people that just had weird interestsNormal people? The site that spammed CP on /b/? Or that there was a loli board? Or the high amount of gore? Or because the site was created for /a/ and /jp/ stuff? Or how it had the reputation of being the internet's shithole? I don't know how you can even think people on 4chan were normal. Even just going on the internet meant you were a nerd. The audience was different and I do agree that the rise of phoneposting and the post-ironic era has ruined the site, but I wouldn't call old 4chan people normal. Just more genuine in their niche interests.
>>683819472It helps for tricks and shit that needs to be precise. I need a towel or something when I'm playing fighting games.
In trying to play new strategy games but why do they insist on putting in fog of war. The computer cheats every fucking time. They know exactly where all my units are and can hit me without vision. No point in doing this pve
>>683818926>normiesstopped reading there. go back
>>683819454That's why I like it. It's got my full attention.
>>683819382SIGLEEEEEEMIC
>>683819472It's his boner hiding towel
>>683819382wonderful
>>683819382Bring me back.
What the site used to be like even a decade ago is radically different than [current year] 4chan.
>>683819521damn, speedrunning is a serious business after all
>>683819524The challenge comes from having disadvantages,The computer is shit when he's perfectly balanced to match you
Do you think Link is hyped about bombing some Dodongos?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8MG6HYK6LY
Are they a couple?
Been so long since we've seen a 100% run. I forgot how interesting it is hearing about the game's weird quirks instead of lol it's here because the randomizer put it there.
>>683819696yes
>>683819690soul...
>>683819696wtf he's a boy??
>>683819696Yes, Lonk is the bottom.
>>683819646>we're almost at a full decade of the 2016 editionMake it stop
>>683818926You say "degraded", but the internet has become a hyper-sanitized place to meet people's finest sensibilities, and reduced itself to a handful of websites that people use, while 4chan has spent more than a decade doing nothing, making the contrast starker than it used to be.
>>683819646Back then anons were legitimately lonely and wished they had gfs but for a while a see a lot more people despising women instead.
>>683819675Yeah I like it that way. The guy is running the game on WiiVC in Japanese because it's the fastest way to play the game. Everything he has done so far is for speed, he won't pause for a second to show off something else and in the back of his mind he's probably upset that the incentive name is so god damn long and taking longer in the text boxes. Meanwhile there were races earlier where one runner used JP and the other used PAL even though one is obviously going to be better than the other, speed isn't the focus for them. This guy is the real deal.
F R A M E P E R F E C T>everyone claps
>>683819962That kind of shit invariably turns angry, especially with the ones who think having a girlfriend will fix them and their problems.
I cringe every time that Sonic message interrupts their focus. Lower the volume on that shit.
I missed Dampe, was he a prick?
>>683819991He was the WR holder for the game until it got beat 4 days ago. He is a legit runner for a game with a long history. Honestly, he is what /v/ always complains about should be when there is a runner that is rank 34 or something
>>683819962the newer generation is right.
Whoever decided to keep that sonic donation audio needs to be removed from the event. It's so jarring and distracting
>>683820108see>>683818943
>>683820108>I missed Dampenot yet
>>683819962>Back then anons were legitimately lonely and wished they had gfsThat was a decade ago.Go back farther and we hated women. >tfw no gf was the beginning of the end.
>ground beef
>>683818926>however in recent years this place has become inundated with unironically mentally ill people that have fast driven out people with anything actually interesting to say.You're being shit on but this is 100% true10 years ago this place was actually fun, now it's just been corrupted by /pol/fags who are unironically bigger snowflakes than the people who they say are ruining everything.
>>683820207>>tfw no gf was the beginning of the end.this
>>683820102argick isn't here, so the sonic clip has to carry on his spirit
I chortled. Guffawed, even.
>>683820207I still hate women
>>683820185You can tell it's starting to bother the commentator.
>yisk does tech for ESA
>>683820185You're too B-B-B-B-BUMPER *BING*
>>683820250touch grass
Shut the FUCK up and let him ramble about inane OOT strats
>navi voicesplease dont ruin this kino run
why is Twitch advertising to me a game I can't even play? (Linux user).
>pressing my ear to a mattress and dumping lumpy porridge on itI hate the acoustics in this room and the mic audio profile, especially when the speakers are mumbling euros.
>>683820224First joke that made me laugh
>>683820348ok, I just did. now what?
>>683820150Wait he lost the the record? Glitchy got it back? Damn
Lack of donations makes this run a lot better. I like listening to him talk about these speedrun strats.
>>683820356Install ublock origin and violentmonkey and use this userscript: https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions/raw/master/vaft/vaft.user.js
>>683820436are you feeling better?
Damn, he's got an eye
That's a cool chicken trick
>>683820502no
>>683820314What's a long Plum look like?
>tfw straight man with a high pitched girly voiceFor some reason though I have a very manly sneezeI can do a decent navi
>>683820541then touch grass until you do
>>683820494I can't even close the video now and it just crashed my tab.
>>683820537I really hope speedrunners refer to that as the 'Cock Slide.'
>>683820537They're actually called Cuccos (kokko in Japanese), sweaty.
>>683820357Ok homo
>>683820494is this a fishy virus? wtf.
>>683819646The internet is so homogenized now. 4chan is just like everywhere else except you're allowed to say nigger and faggot here.
Does the runner have a towel on his lap for when his hand sweat during hte run?
>>683820207>Go back farther and we hated women.I miss when it was 3dpd and 2D was best. Now we have anons lusting after trannies in these threads.
>>683820641Delete any other twitch addons/scripts and restart the browser
>he literally exploded the data of the monsters so they die before they are even spawned
>>683820584post it
English bros....
>>683820771metal as fuck......
>>683820714Not always. I copped a 3 day ban for using one of those words on this board.
>>683820728he has a towel to hide his giant power level
>Fishing minigameYou now remember the blindfolded run that died right here.
>>683820572
Hällo!
>>683820864I don't
Time to mig
>>683820864I was there.
>>683820905long plum is long
>>683820771Performed a 64 bit abortion
>>683820909
UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>683820909>ESA-goers migging to /sp/ after the eventI honestly don't even know which events to watch this year with the removal of deathmarch.
>Just hold L for glitch bullshitLove this kind of stuff.There's a similar thing with King Zora as an adult as you ascend the stairs or when you talk to him, I think. Something to do with the trade quest or maybe whether he appears in red ice. Can't remember.
>>683820905Someone should add her to the lttp randomizer
>>683821007>removal of deathmarchqrd?
>>683821036>>683821036>>683821036
>>683821014Yeah he gives you the frog instead of a zora tunic I think
>>683821007There was a deathmatch in the olympics?
>>683821058Remember the speedwalking episode of Malcolm in the Middle? Now imagine that with pant-shitting levels of physical exertion and suffering.
>>683821080Yeah, that sounds right.
why are there so few runners from Italy and Spain? figure they'd be about on par with France
>>683821295It's too hot there to move fast
>>683821295Italy has there own events. idk about spain
>>683821295they're not white
>>683821295they're busy sunbathing, fucking bitches and getting jobs
>>683821180>pant-shitting levels of physical exertion and sufferingDamn I need to see a compilation of this. Sounds like fun.
>>683821295>SpainThey only siesta. Joking aside there was a Spanish runner that did a run at GDQ, a long FF run with a few others. Got banned immediately after his run was over because of whatever Spanish politics he writes about on his social media.
>>683821436Found this on >reddit
>>683821791Kek, is it fun to watch the olympics with the /sp/ thread open? I've never tried it. I might give it a try after ESA ends.
>>683821007I gotta check the breakdancing this year
