Stream 1Now: Grand Theft Auto: San AndreasNext: Portal 2Later: Grand Poo World 3Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>683844557
soon ESA will be over...how to cope?
What was wrong with the other thread?
Page 9....ganbare...
>>683874220it was posted 5 minutes too early, even this one is risky
>>683874220image probably
>>683874220she was only years old
>>683874141kek
>>683874220The other thread will live for near 30 minutes probablyit's 5AM EST, we're slowe
post prize mommy plz
>>683874335i still want to be that fumo, it looks so comfy
MIGGY
I want to doodle some shitty MS paint Plums but I'm also actually watching the run.
>>683874173I'm hoping the SM64 relay will be alright, the Sonic one was surprisingly decent last time.
Did the headbanga poster finally gave up?
>>683874210Play vidya until BSG
My run is coming up
>>683874432>filename got messed upACK
My run is not up next. My run isn't later. I'm not even at the vent. I don't even speedrun.
>any%>6hDidn't know this game had so much padding
Wait, haven't I seen this already?..
>>6838744324chan X messed up the filename for some reason so I had to refix it.
BREAD GOOOD
>>683874741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34BA0eFJhw4
It's over, he'll never make the estimate now.
>following the actual go-around procedure during a speedrun
I donno, the GTA speedruns are not that interesting.At most a few interesting things happens in a 6h speedrun, but most of the time nothing interesting happens at all
When did Josh duplicate himself?
>>683874846kek
>>683874846MoD366 is a fake gamer
What's the best way to play san andreas now? Ps2 emulated?
THAT jetpack is worth 60m?
>>683874931On a ps2 console
>>683874931PC has mods to add stuff from PS2.
>>683874846Instead of duping the mission he duped himself because everyone else is gone.
>>683874717Why is 4chan X/XT messing up the encoded URLs when you download now? Anyone else getting this? I tried both on a fresh Firefox installation.
>>683874846he ist the runner and commentator >>683874931PC Version with mods that restore ps2 content
>>683875013Isn't that a major glitch?
>>683874931casually: PC with silent patch and maybe more mods if you want.speedrunning: PC for sure. PS2 is a meme category, josh is the only one running it.nostalgia: PS2, it has the classic filters and graphics you're used to
>>683875028Not unless the duped self participates in the run. Otherwise it's just a minor glitch
>>683875023Seems to maybe be a Firefox thing... Chrome works as intended.
>>683875023getting this too (firefox/violentmokey), shits bugged, pretty sure it used to work
>>683874210Hopefully finally beat level 9 of Worms Armageddon.
>>683875123Michael.. I did not know you posted here. See you next week at work.
>>683875180No, my boss knows I post here now...It's over...
>>683875208>>683875180
choke incoming
>>683875123Aw shit, another Michael, except I'm Nordic version name.
>>683875278he won't
>>683875208Enjoy your promotion.
>>683875141Girder trick will get the job done
>>683875294watch
I swear I've heard that exact spiel about Alzheimer's before, like word for word. Strange
>>683875279Mikel.. I did not know you posted here. See you next week at wörk.
>>683875309I have 1 girder but many arrows, I keep fucking up the arrow alignments and shooting down those mines before I even get to use the girder up top.
>>683875324
>>683875324I kneel...
>>683875324I watched.
>>683875123Michael, did you finish that project I gave you? Is this why you took the week off work?
>>683875412I took a week off work for this mediocre shit
A fly so nice, he does it twice.
my goat won't choke the same mission twice
>>683875141
>>683875372Could just take a look at the speedrun strategy for that mission. I learned the vertical girder position on my own back in the day, and never looked back since.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUqJQxVO88Y
>>683875451sucks to suck. i have summers off so i get to full neet during esa summers.
why is everything purple
>Activate night vision goggles>screen is purple ish
>>683875123https://youtu.be/vdVnnMOTe3Q
>>683875451>he has a job
This is what those Egyptian pilots saw when they accidentally nosed down outside Alexandria a few years ago
>>683875508lol I also have summers off actually, I work on a ship from September to March.
why's the runway purpleand what's that coin sound
>>683875575huh?
>>683875565I really like my job
>>683875564kek
>>683875607don't remember which flight but they were flying in nighttime and something went wrong with the electronics on the plane. They saw the stars reflected in the Mediterranean and thought they were going up when they were going down. All crew and passengers lost.
>>683875662How do you not feel your blood going to your head in that case unless they did a flip and immediately crashed?
PACKED HOUSE
>>683875638what kind of job is it anon. now I'm jealous
>>683875746more people there than the last sgdq
>>683875136Which stupid Firefox update do we have to rollback, this has to have happened in the past day or so.
>>683875662>start reading the Wikipedia article>>The European Space Agency (ESA) announced on 20 May that it had possibly detected a 2-kilometre-long (1.2 mi) fuel slick at 33°32′N 29°13′E, about 40 kilometres (25 mi) southeast of the last known location of Flight 804>ESANo way, it can't be possible...
>>683875782that was actually grim. they need to downsize the fucking rooms they rent out
>>683875801I'm on 127.0.2 so older than that at least.
>>683875706Iirc they were slowly going down instead of up then when they realized it was too late and they were nose down
Erm... THAT just happened!
>>683875780software dev, I get paid for nerding out
>>683875884same field i'm aiming for. no wonder i felt jealous
>>683875851128.0.2 (64-bit) and 129.0b8 dev (64-bit) here. Shit makes no sense. Chrome works, so Violentmonkey or 4chan aren't the issue. Well whatever, wait for an update.
LMAO
kek
WASTED
>now I can see
>>683875023I copy paste the original filename to counter this, it's annoying
>*BEEP BEEP* TOO LOW TERRAIN!
>>683875952>PULL UP, RETARD
RETARDRETARDPULL UP!PULL UP!RETARD
>>683875952>Retard>Retard
>now i can see>immediately blows up
BEEP BEEP BEEPRETARDRETARDRETARDBEEP BEEP
>>683875507Damn I need to play more zoomed in, I've set my game to 1440p so lining up shots is hard but this video does it different to me, I shoot the eifel tower up with arrows like a hedgehog and jump up it.
MPV script bros clip that for us browserfags.
>>683875916I went in with some CS adjacent Masters degree and shot a bunch of open applications into the world, I believe in you anon
>>683876003Yeah, that's the classic way of doing it, but it can be awkward to find the right spots for the arrow shots
>>683876046thank you anon!
>suddenly turns into Ace Combat
>>683876034
A random gangbanger could totally win a dogfight against trained pilots
>>683876148dats black excellence nigga
>>683876148They're marines so it makes sense.
>>683875791Pretty good choreography
>>683876148That's not just any gangbanger, that's CJ.
nice
>>683876148He watched some flying lessons though.
>nice Ryanair landing
>nice Ryanair landingKek I love Josh. Glad this is ESA, otherwise they would be apologizing to Ryanair
>>683876371They must have cut out getting charged for stairs to get out of the plan.
Sweet was right.Who cares if you have millions, a mansion, manager of a huge musician, co-own a casino, own a dozen businesses, own an airfield, own a huge collection of vehicles, friends with several powerful people in the state, and can live a happy peaceful life.It's all about The Grove, petty small time crimes, putting graffiti on walls, getting shot in some gangtsa shoot out, living in shitty rundown houses, and putting your family in danger. THAT'S what's important.
>>683876139thanks boss
>>683876393Oh God I remember that. Which company did GDQ apologize too? I remember their social media rep responding with questions marks on Twitter when GDQ staff apologized to them
>lost on san andreas>look at the minimap>its purple
>mini map is purple>coin soundUm
>>683876449Air Canada
>>683876420Sweet is a based "somewhere" person whilst you and CJ are cringe "anywhere" people. Of course you gotta take care of your home!
>>683876449
>>683876504Embarrassing
Time to defeat the Alzheimer's gang and unpurple the map.
>>683876504KEK
I never liked SA because I'm white and was over the age of 18 when the game was released.
>>683876493
>>683876504Fucking embarrasing
>>683876595hah nice bantz
>>683876504god I'd love to see their cocksucker DM and the intern's irl reaction
>>683876504I wonder if they ever sent a DM
>>683876595based aussies
>get to purple areaHuh?
went infinite (again) with watcher yesterday, what'll it be today lads
>>683876595Canadians keep catching strays from the speedrunners.
>>683876595It's still fake.
>>683876694>area turns grey>they forgot they have to attack CJ
>>683876694Much like ESA staff, you have run this joke into the ground
>>683876694KEK, haven't heard this one yet.
>>683876861I think I would remember if it were posted that often.
>>683876861I actually love the purple joke, it has gotten so stupid that it loops back to funny for me. Shitposting with that joke is one of the reasons why I look forward to ESA
>>683876420First sounds like a lot of work and boring management stress
Die, Alzheimer's!!!
>>683876861First time for me?
>>683877051The alzheimers what?
erm what the chungus!
GTA is a fun game, can't wait for 6
>>683877165Being a PC-fat is suffering. I will not buy a console for GTA6 early.
>>683877165there's nothing remotely fun about nu-GTA
>>683877108Die Alzheimer-Krankheit (lateinisch Morbus Alzheimer) oder Alzheimersche Krankheit ist eine neurodegenerative Erkrankung des Menschen, die in ihrer häufigsten Form bei Personen über dem 65.
>>683877113Haha that's a funny picture, mind if I download it?
>>683877165Only old GTAs are somewhat fun
>>683877165>no pc for 1+ year>probably end up having no dlc either in favour of onlineSeeing the DLCs planned for 5 that got scrapped was so shitty. I'll just stay the fuck away from /v/ before it comes out.
>>683877273Yes. Get your own funny picture.
>>683876938Same
>>683877165It will be a milquetoast experience as Rockstar of David can't make good games anymore
>>683877250Hehehe, krank
>Admits that glitches aren't for everyoneFucking THANK YOU
>>683877321>>683877294>>683877241it's literally the same game with better graphics, you're just a bitter old man
>>683876504Vorauseilender Gehorsam is basically the whole modus operandi for the GDQ crew.Doubtful they would ever get into any problems for allowing swearwords either BUT WHAT IF OH NO MY SPONSORS
>people dont like technical runsyeah i hate SPEEDTECH and SKIPS and eveyrhting that makes speedruns actually interesting to watchwish we had nothing but lets plays for the entire event!!!
Mega fatty in 3rd row spotted
>>683877374late game SA has you running around in an expensive suit killing enemy gang members with a minigun or something equally stupid like an attack helicopter, no they're not
>>683877384This but uniroincally, there's nothing impressive by using a glitch that skips 90% of the game and going OOB
>>683877374it literally isn't the same game with better graphics, you're just a brain broken zoomer
>>683877384Anon, there is a difference between using optimal routes and performing certain actions in a certain order to save time, and a run where you hold phonecalls to stack missions that you fail so a flag gets set to make you able to skip an entire section of the game.
>go to get my parked motorcycle>it’s purple
>>683877413uhhhh we dont fatshame in these threads sis...
>>683875851Tried 125.0.1 (64-bit) and it works as intended, so it broke somewhere around there.
>>683877480
>open twitch to watch stream>logo is purple
>only 5 more runs after this one
>>683877496126.0 works.
>>6838776642 runs*
>>683877664good
>ogg lock
Are there rooftop Koreans in the game?
>come to my senses>my hands are around the neck of Pippin>his face is purple
>people claim to be gta fans>they haven't played 1
>>683877710126.0b6 (64-bit) works too. So one of these updates broke it.
>>683877812KEK
>people claim to be gta fans>their favorite one is SA
>Coin noiseH-huh?
>>683877882>it's purple
>>683877812>my hands are around the neck of Pippinlocal man dressed as a wizard has been found to have strangled TinyTim to death
>>683878004
>>683877956you mean this?https://youtu.be/6wRh2Mq7bPc?si=PuxNmLPJi9f-bq2c&t=15
>>683878028KEK
Did English_Ben really post his cock here?
My over estimate senses are tingling.
>he forgot one and they are purpleUm....
>>683877882All right, found it. This is the last Firefox version that doesn't have whatever this setting is changed.https://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/firefox/releases/126.0b9/
>>683878112Joshsisters...
>>683877867I was friends with a guy that had GTA 2. I played the shit out of that game round his house until I got the game myself. Sometime later I found GTA 1 and London for sale in a game shop and played those too. I still remember playing GTA 3 for the first time thinking how good the graphics was.
>>683876712Ironchad
>>683878096Yes, his ESA badge was draped over it with his name on it. Not shopped
>wake up and turn on >Only 20 mins left of JoshFucking based. Absolute Keiz of ESA. Stop forcing your fucking GTA runs into every event you fun sponge.
>>683877867I remember playing GTA 1 as a kid with my nephew whenever we visited my uncle's house.
>>683878180Is it big?
>>683878201it was pretty comfy
>>683878118He forgot?
>>683878212It's wonky with weird spots on it
>>683878201equating him to someone people actually hate won't recruit more people to your cause, just accept you're an irrationally angry asshole
>>683878201This has been a great run fool
>>683878284keiz is an attention seeking asshole that sucks at his games, josh is a slightly racist autist that just loves gta
>>683878201Faggot
>>683878201seething
>>683877867GTA 1 is honestly just a worse GTA2 and the Rockstar free distribution/Steam release version has a funny bug that makes it stop working after it's launched once so I'm not surprised. It does have a few things 2 doesn't like motorcycles and in-map objects that can be destroyed or moved, like crates or road cones but for the most part they fixed most of the issues the formula had in 2 and added series mainstays like the FBI and army chasing after you at higher wanted levels.
>>683878361>slightly racist???
>>683878201did he steal yo girl or something
>>683878201You can't compare the 2. Keiz goes over estimate even after having his estimate bumped up. Josh goes under estimate even after asking for the estimate to be lowered.
>>683878361Plus Josh just does a speedrun of a beloved game. While Keiz does stupid randomizers and still manages to lose and go overestimate despite rigging the seed in his favor
>>683878242lmao
>>683878228I'll never know>>683878284They said that when I started the Spike hate..>>683878310See above >>683878378Literally the opposite. I'm comfy in bed getting ready for the real runs. I managed to speed run past the one run I didn't want to see. Anyway. Get back to work anon. >>683878441>Josh>Getting any girl
>>683878112Let's all point and laugh at this anon!
>>683878553What is this incredibly cringe post
>>683878441Now do Keiz and Spike ;)
>>683878553>I'm comfy in bed getting ready for the real runsLike Grand Poo World 3? Or the Super Metroid and A Link to the Past Combo Randomizer with trans link and samus? And of course the classic speedrun category, 70 star 70 player relay
>>683878553
So that's the "hat" you people always watch gay people have sex with. Gotcha, gotcha.
Where is English Ben
>Josh waffling on about some game issueJust tuned in. What's bro yapping about?
>>683878663huh
>>683878682Not at ESA.
>>683878180>>683878259well post it
>>683878663busted
RATE GTA SA
>>683878575I'll do you one better >>683865456
RATE SAN ANDREAS
>>683878682they discovered he was posting dick pics with the ESA badge on the internet and sacked him
RATE GTA San Andreas
>>683878735B
>>683878717is he one of the boycotters or did he not attend for some other reason?
>>683878735C
>>683878735>>683878747B
>>683878741>>683878747AAlways giga comfy, really fun that he's running ps2 now too.
>>683878735>>683878741>>683878747S
>>683878735B, comfy graveyard EST hours.
>>683878735>>683878741B
>>683878735>>683878741>>683878747S just to spite this nigga >>683878553
>>683878747A, good run under estimate quality commentary but he fucked up a few times
>>683878747S
>>683878735>>683878741Solid A. Love Josh GTA runs
>>683878747Bit was gud background noice
>>683878735>>683878741>>683878747C
>>683878635>GrandPoo>No PooSounds perfect to me.
>>683878735>>683878747C
>>683878735AAlways a good run
>>683878747>>683878741>>683878735S to spite that one anon
>>683865456I am pointing and laughing at you.
>>683878717
>>683878735>>683878741>>683878747C, It was pretty bland and Josh is a charisma black hole by himself
>>683878735>>683878747S
>>683878735A, this guy couldn't do a bad GTA run even if he tried
>>683878807
>he didn't remember
>we have a surprise>im gonna get banned
>>683878735A
>>683878747>>683878741>>683878735scomfy
>i'm getting banned? *nervous laughter*
>>683878735>>683878741>>683878742SSimply best.
>>683878754No idea.
>>683878663>just one stache away from singing YMCA with the Village People
>>683878864
>>683878741C+
What was the surprise?
Those of you rating S, make your arguments to back up that rating.
>>683878865>>683878875Would be absolutely hilarious of they started announcing bans that way. >Hey runner, come to the donation desk we have a surprise for you :^)
>>683878741ZZZ to spite this cunt >>683878793
>>683878737Oh shit I've been called out. Jokes aside based for Josh actually lowering the estimate and still beating the game under estimate.
>>683878735>>683878741B+, love me some Josh. And liked that the run was on PS2, not having all those crazy glitches and camera movement was fresh
MoD366 is a fake gamer
>>683878929I did>>683878872Comfy
>>683878807good shit, love the cartoony look of 3
>>683878735>>683878741A
>>683878929Cope, fag.
>>683878965Your rating has been discarded. Please try again.
>>683878735Cmutebros...
>>683878242has someone checked on this lil guy since yesterday? is he okay?
>German talking about DDR
>>683878735B-
Why is MoD366 a German wearing a kilt? Also wf is Skenmy's problem? Trying to find a reason to appear on cam?
every time the fat rainbow haired idiot isnt on screen, people in the chat should be asking "where is the fat rainbow haired idiot?"
>had an itch to play gta 4 or 5>can't be bothered looking into modding them to add the music and shit back plus anything else nice to have
>tuned in>No multi coloured hair onions boy HE APPEARS I've only seen a bit of this event but it's always been him and that fat girl on the desk. Have I just been unlucky?
>>683879035
>esa won't even hit 50k in donationssuperLUL
>>683878996He's with Hirexen and Myths in the ESA therapy group room
>>683879037>renting games on Steam
next run is the last real run
>pride link
>hurr durr why are the two options people obsess over winning?>let's save those hecking animals, who cares about speedThat run is going to be triple aids.
>>683878883 Why was my rating deleted????
>>683879045>unluckyYes and no. He always invites himself to attention whore on cam any chance he gets.
>>683879121Yes, very subtle anon.
>>683879019This is perfect. He's way too fucking old to have that hair.
>last day of esaHUH? I thought we had till tomorrow
>>683879160No I actually got a warning for flooding when rating...
>>683879097LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
When does RTA start
>>683878754Not one of the boycotters, but he decided not to attend way before shit went down>streaming GTA right now
>>683879057GDQ would raise that much in like 3 donations, it's like they're not even trying!
SMZ3 is shaping up to be the worst run of this event
>>683879143One time he moved from the desk to just behind a runner and I thought I'd get peace. He immediately had to donate and started shouting jokes to the runner. That danger hair is loving being king dick of the autists for the week. He'll be back to his team leader role at Tesco on Monday
>>683879195UPCOMING EVENTS>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>BSG August 11th-17thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2024/schedule>Final Fantasy Relay IX August 16-19th>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49>PACE Fall November 3rd-9thThere will be threads
>>683879076I actually have GTA IV on 360 too, but why would I play the lesser experience?
Forsaaaan
>it's a race
Guy on the left looks like the troll from Harry Potter
>>683879260>two week waitIdk what I will do with myself bros. I guess play video games and catch up on some anime.
Mad lad Josh wakes up super early, does a 6 hour run then sits in on commentary for the next run. How is he not hungry or tired? How does he not lawn for so long?
>1 minute in>It's over
I'm going to look at this in six months and be confused.
>When Josh isn't on screen Josh should be thinking "How can I get myself back on stream?"We just had 6 hours of you, cunt. Fuck off
>>683879416why so salty lil bro
>>683879416cope
>>683879260How can a smaller event like BSG do 24 hour but ESA cant?
>co-op>randomizer>raceThis week's unholy trinity
>>683879416>he's still seething
>>683879361Isn't this what he does every day of his life? Why is it different today?
>>683879463Don't question it
>>683878747>>683878735>>683878741B
>>683879416Did he speedrun your mother or something anon
>>683879463it's actually about speedrimming and not about wannabe exelebes
>>683879416*blows a big puff of smoke in your face*
>>683879465this portal run is randomized?
>>683879416>imagine being this mind broken by Josh of all people
>>683879260Long Speedrun Summit (Japanese Longathon) runs from 13/09 to 29/09:https://oengus.io/marathon/LSS24
>>683879570That sounds incredibly dire
>>683879463>03:23 Sleep Break I like BSG, but it's not 24h
>>683879326This coop.
>>683879524It's probably the same anon who was going batshit about Tim as well.
>>683879354I've watched every event since GDQ, I need a fucking break. Looking forward to the slower threads of RTA and BSG but I'm out after that
>>683879597Thats the name of a game
>>683879465What about 2 players 1 controller?
>>683879463ESA orgs are losers, BSG orgs are based
>>683879570Oh FUCK yes
>>683879632A whole thread hated Tim during a GDQ event, its not a single anon
IM A HEADBANGA
>>683879668>>683879570GODDAMN
How many more runsAlmost home
>>683879632>Liking Tiny "If I play the most obscure and shit games ever I can LARP as a speed runner" TimTards gotta stick together I guess
>>6838795975 days of the event are overlapped with RTAIJ and even then those breaks are still shorter than what we had this ESA
>>683879680What a little rat, you are
>gdq fag trying to spread hatred towards liked runners
>>683879725? Im not that anon im just stating a fact, when he ran at GDQ the GDQ thread hated him, it threw me because hes always been rather well liked in ESA threads
>>683879745>Picking a sideAll events are full of absolute cunts and females (males.)
>>683879668He's doing a 13 hour run of it too. Dude's gonna die
>>683879713It's over
>>683879713
>Steam friend notiffications
>Don't reply to the nonce stirring up noise, anon. Its what he wants.>Tell him to kill himself. Remind him that he's a miserable cunt who will never be happy.
>>683879884GET ON IT, ANONS.
>>683879883>coop its ok>just trash>randomizer>ad>relay
>>683879668Holy shit they weren't kidding about it being a longathon
>>683879883All trash desu, at least the SM64 relay might have some clusterfucks
>>683880007>super mario kaizo WHY IS THIS IN EVERY EVENT!?!??! Mario maker would make much more sense and be more fun
>donation ruins runSHUT THE FUCK UP
>>683879884>>683879912well?
>>683879963I'll try watching the relay but otherwise clocking out after this one.
the bald gamers?>>683880068hon hon hon
>>683879668he's unironically gonna die
I can't believe Wheatley made fun of my fat and my no parents
>>683879963>adIt's a real run.Granted, new release & demo & NG+ makes it pretty shit-tier but it is 'real'.
I know!Let's make the french guy with the incoherent accent the donation reader!Why didn't i think of that myself?!
>>683879883Soon we'll be free to play games again.
>GlaydosDo these hosts even play vidya
>>683879883>360chrism Aww sheeit here we go
>>683880068It was during a loading zone with nothing going on, anon. At least try to contain your autism
>500 for tranny skinI fucking hate them so much, we need to up those 41% suicide attempt numbers
>>683880068WE GOT POKEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
What do we have to look forward to after ESA? Frame fatales?
Is Portal 2 the single most reddit game in existance?
>>683880178>>683879260
>>683880192how
has josh said anything yet kek
>>683880178RTA and BSG. Fatales is just a troon circlejerk
>>683880234good commentary
>>683880213The writingThe marketingThe communityThe cringe memesThe braindead easy gameplayEverything
>>683880178I refuse to believe a single anon here looks forward to frame fatales.
>>683880264I don't particularly look forward to it, I just like having those threads open and a non-eceleb stream on my second monitor
>>683880263Are you describing Borderlands 3?
tfw no speedpartner
>>683880264People genuinely watch FF to get mad at troons.
>>683880347lower your standards chud
>>683880263aside from the memes it's whatever
>>683880178>the Olympics with /sp/>Kowloon Smash is tomorrow Japanese Smash Ultimate unironically has soul despite Ultimate being an awful competitive game with an awful Western community>JRTA in 2 weeks>BSG>the mentally ill will watch FF
>>683880393>/sp/I don't care for extra normies. I can barely tolerate normal normies (/v/)
>>683880263Sounds like /v/.
>>683880393And for us non weebs?
>>683880178Retardy stream laterone of the movie streamsforsen
>>683880178/v/ackbox
>>683880486not even weebs are watching that
>>683880393>the mentally ill will watch FFQRD? FF, like Final Fantasy? They have their own event? for any of the games or just that MMO game?
>>683880528Fuck off Nine_Ten
>>683880264I like having threads to look at while doing other things. i haven't looked forward to anything GDQ by itself in years and wouldn't bother without the threads.
>>683880367laugh at troons*
Corned beef and pastrami rueben, breakfast of drunk champions.
>>683880637GDQ threads are terrible, remind me of twitch chat.
>>683879497rip based god
>>683878201Fuck youGTA runs are the only runs i care about
What makes ESA threads soooo much better than GDQ threads is that there's not enough people in the ESA threads to make the "Rate this run!!" spam to overtake the threads.The rate shit has ruined every fun and good thing about the GDQ threads, but because of how few users ESA threads have and the jannies banning over half of them it's not noticeable.
the backup seemed faster than getting the cube??
>>683878735S
>>683880681Why would you want to watch a troon event? You're laughing at them but you're still watching them.
>>683880367Troons have actually mindbroken so many people on this site it's hilarious.
Estimate bros?
>>683880997get fucked
>>683880997HAHA
>>683880798You can't post images in twitch chat.
RATE PORTAL 2
>>683880997faggot
>>683881054D
>>683881054B+
>>683881054SLast run, ending on a high note.
Three runs remain...
>>683881054D+
>>683881054B
>>683881054C
>>683881054A
>>683881054D stop running this shit
>>683881115>only nintendo shiti'm gone
>>683881054ZZZ
Kaizo!
I missed the entire event was it as shit as people expected it to be?
Still got the big ESA donation so probably gonna end around 51k. Grim
LOOK OUT HE'S ARMED
>>683881191No
>>683881164REMINDER: No one wanted you here anyway.
>>683881164noooo ahah dont leave ur way to hot
>>683880798they're alright though im mostly in them during the night/early morning hours in the US so its slower. The most ive hated the threads was when they were taken up by ESA drama with the same shit being discussed and mixed up endlessly.
Another sepsis victim?
>>683881191First few days were extremely concerning. The rest has been mediocre with a handful of good / great runs.
There is no way they'll reach the ddr incentive>>683881191No. Slow start and bad last day, but the overall runs have been pretty good
>>683881221He isn't.
STUMP STUMP STUMP STUMP DON'T LOOK AT THE STUMP
>>683880898It's not the run-rating spam at least not it alone, look no further than the Dogwater threadsless people gave a shit about it, both overall and on threads (averaging 40 watchers all throughout) and that resulted both with less sterile commentary/banter that the usual multi-endorsed more popular have and the usual residual GDQ/ESA shitposters either not clogging threads or getting downright ignoredTake me back......
>>683881164Nintendo games are the only good speedrun games with a very few expectations.
>>683881248Honestly if the intermission host-rambling was cut out, and stream2 was up, this would have been a great ESA. As is it's mostly done the job so far
>>683881260
>be born>lose hand
>umbilical cord cut off his handfucking metal
>>683881338Did he forget it?
>>683881314nope
please stop pointing with it
>>683881338>random events can cripple your build before you even spawnbad game design
Let's all put our hands together for Mario!
I don't like how he's waving it around
Why doesn't this site have a way to see the unique IP's posted on each thread so we could know around how much more popular the GDQ threads are vs ESA thread?Sounds like that would be an awesome feature!
>next two runsGuess I'll just go back to bed.
>>683881365kek
>>683881191yeah its been pretty shit, but theres a lot of copium huffing by people here who hate americans
>>683881242Sepsis isn't the only way to lose a limb. Also I've had sepsis as a complication of a life threatening staph infection and didn't lose a limb.
>>683881429Sleep tight
>>683881338LMAO THIS MUHFUGGUH LEFT HIS HAND IN HIS MOMS
>>683881409cool it with the anti semitic remarks
>>683881543Fuck you for making me laugh at that
Nanomemories, son
>>683881543Pretty sure his hand would have been amputed.
OLD PEOPLE DON'T WATCH SPEEDRUNS LADY
>>683881646Pretty much, nobody over the age of 30 watches this.
Will there be Plum at 50k?
SHUT UP
Hoplegs at 50k!?
>>683881693
>>683881429I wish I could take a nap to the end, only suffering for me today.
God I'd love to see the tranny skins get BTFO and Mog'd
>they dont even dare to really promote any other alternatives to pride optionsfucking leave video games alone
Fuck off, tubby
pride link... wow haha.. never seen something like that before... twanz wightz.... why have meme sprites when you can have trans pride... novel concept...
troons pride winning lets goo agp sisters
Pride Link and Trans Pride Samus linked up?! Need it or keep it?
>trans pride samusI SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
>>683881964Sneed it
SPEEDRUN
Why do they have to ruin everything? music/films/tv/games/everything, why?
Samus (that's the man)
>>683881693with all the old ass games? this is greybeard zone, youngling
>>683881949that's a good way to get me not to watch that shit
>>683881429rest well chartanon
>>683881974seethe
>>683882020they've lost their individuality
Getting there.
The goose is shit, play frame perfect instead
I do not care for Goosebert
Challenge2: How long does it take to microwave goosebert?
Is this funny?
Did they remove this part?
Could do with less Goosebert in my live bros
>>683882178I do not like goosebert, he insists upon himself
>>683882072The knowledge that you will eventually kill yourself prevents it.
I thought Grand Poo was a gacha game
>kaizo>with one handtired gimmick
>>683881693Just look at how well received the NES/retro blocks at every event are. We're all ancient here anon
>the commentator is mentally handicapped
>>683882331*one hand and a stump
SHOUTOUTS
ALERTA ALERTA MULTIPLE WOMEN SPOTTED IN THE CROWD
>man with a stump is better at bing bing wahoos than /v/
>>683882331I don't think he could play with two hands even if he wanted to anon
So youre telling me that we've had TWO 2-player-1-controlelr speedruns this event and now they're forcing the one guy that's missing a hand to play a platformer with his fucking arm stump?
Only GDQ no-fun allowed doomers hate based Gooseberg™
>>683881425Nice of Sie Ayaye to take the dementia lady out to see the race at the local village.
>>683882408They're here for the stump
What the fuck the bitrate is so shit it looks like he only has one hand
>>683882408woah theyre pretty cute too!
I'm surprised how precise and much control he can actually have using a stump.
>>683882437>forcing
WELCOME TO THE GREY ZONE
>>683882331I shouldn't be laughing at this.
It seems the stream is disabled as well
>>683882437This is abuse of the handicapable.
Which was was he in?
I'm fighting the urge to post stump puns
Anyone got the Webm of a GDQ staff kicking out the handicapped guy in a wheelchair showing twitch emotes on a pad?
>>683882516
Are they going to even break 50k?
Stupmin' KOOPAS.
I hate this donate reader, he feels like he's straight out from GDQ.
>>683882626yes
>>683882560If he had to learn sign language, do you think he'd have to abbreviate everything?
>>683882626Didn't they raise $100k last year?
>>683882657I think Robo is pretty alright.
>>683882592
>>683882560I genuinely dislike the idea of making fun of disabled people, but I also dislike the idea of hyperfocusing on their condition in a positive way. The only solution is to treat them like anyone else, which is probably what everyone wants anyway.
>>683882679Lovare's tits raised 100k last year
>born with one hand>become speedrunner>guaranteed S for Stump ratingsdevious
LETS GO TWITCH CHAT! *clap* *clap*LETS GO TWITCH CHAT! *clap* *clap*LETS GO TWITCH CHAT! *clap* *clap*
>Kaizosrsly? at this point running regular smw is the real gimmick
>>683882741You have to hand it to him, he's got us.
>>683882661
>>683882754Cute Hanyuu
>>683882772Honestly I'm stumped by his performance, didn't think he could beat it one-handed
>>683882712That's just mean... I guess they didn't want him to incite chat to just spam emotes, but it's not like the chat is readable in the first place and from the looks of it he was cool with turning it off and just watching.
>>683882726I've already accepted the fact that I'm probably hellbound.
Kaizo and randomizers are different products of the same problem
>>683882712The trannies at gdq couldn't have someone else be worse off
>>683882726I just treat them like normal people with total indifference. If they need help they'll askhe was born with it so he's adapted to it like humans do
>>683882754Runners are bored of the originals by now
>>683882712
>>683882741Disabled vidya bros are basedHow the fuck can trannies say "Video games need to be accessible to disabled people!" when motherfuckers who don't have fingers are playing Kaizo Mario or Street Fighter
Uh non-crip bros? What the fuck is this?
>>683882712This never stop making me mad and seethe. How the fuck can you be heartless enough to even think about kicking out a guy like this?Meanwhile the girl sitting 1 meter to his left is breaking their rules by covering her face which is not allowed.
>>683882849this dog is probably happier than 90% of people ITT
>>6838824371p0,5c
>>683882901>breaking their rules by covering her face which is not allowed.???
>>683882889RIP king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bmXDcsuAsA
>>683882283trans rights.
Wicked Celina?
>>683882937You are/were not allowed to conceal your face like she's doing,
>>683882437>they're forcing the one guy that's missing a hand to play a platformer with his fucking arm stumpUh, I think there's something wrong with your brain.
I've been watching this since the Robotnik boss and only realized this guy has no hand after clicking the thread.
>>683882437Yeah they forced him at a gunpoint.
>hard smw hack>played by a dude with one hand>it's his birthdayWhat's next? His long lost brother makes appears out of nowhere?
>>683882889mental disability, anon, trannies are mentally disabled
>>683882972Their right to kill themselves.
I wonder what the final time is going to be compared to the GDQ run where the guy choked on Bowser forever
>>683883076RIP
>>683881646>>683881693I'll be 36 this year and I watch and enjoy speedruns.
>>683883115the right to make you seethe
>>683883095THEY FOUND THE MACBAT 64 RUNNER
For me it was the blindfolded Mario Maker run
>my stumpoh he calls is that too
crooked stump RNG
>>683883095Don't fucking spoil it anon
I wonder if he has a different approach to muscle memory, similar to how deaf or blind people usually have their other senses enhanced.
>my stump is a little uneven
>>683883184rofl
>>683883170What else would he call his stump?
>>683883184
>>683883190>similar to how deaf or blind people usually have their other senses enhanced.This is not even true
>>683883150>you're the one seething not me
>>683883220I don't know, but it sounds derogatory in some fashion.
>>683883184Savage
>>683883184Kek
If I lost my right hand tomorrow I wonder how quickly I'd adapt to using my non-dominant left hand for everything like playing vidya, writing or fapping.
this runner is chill
>>683883184lel
>>683883220Billy
>>683883248you're the one bitching about people you don't like existing.seethe.
so what stops them from reallocating?
>that cheep-cheep before the pipeI HATE KAIZO I HATE KAIZO
>>683883279>fapping with your dominant handngmi
>robosparkle posting clap emotesyikes.
The dolphin bro saved him!
>>683883232https://eye.hms.harvard.edu/news/brain-rewires-itself-enhance-other-senses-blind-people
>>683883325>seethe
i have a mig location ready if baker is dead
this hack just makes me realize how fucking good Sonic music is and how much better it would be in any other game than Sonic
what's with this cosmetic commentatorthe runner talks more than him
>>683883356>fapping with your handsBitchboi3000
Are there any good Mario World romhacks that aren't kaizo styled?
>>683883393polly want a cracker?
>>683883418I am groovin
>>683883420Real men slam their dick into a drawer.
What's the point of Kaizo when Mario Maker games exist?
>>683883420It's his reverse cripple bro. Instead of having lost something he has a little tail growing out of his bone about the ass.
>>683883512mario maker doesn't let you put sonic music and custom bosses
>>683883512I will not pay for the nintendo online
>>683883446I always thought TSRP 1 and 2 were coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDni1U31B68
>>683883454
>>683882712this hurts every timea pox on their houses
uh oh...
Bros I haven't slept for 27 hours and I feel like the game is mindraping me.
baking
>>683882712What run was this?
>>683883634the only one raping you will be alzheimer's if you keep it up
>page 9hooooooooold
>peaceful skeleton realm music
>>683883678I beat alzheimer up when he shows up. He got nothing on me.
>>683883645It wasn't a run, just the intermission screen. People were told to not interact with chat. So either he got told to get off camera, or he didn't want to stay any longer. It's okay to have some rules, but they should have the sensibility to bend them in special cases.
>>683883786>>683883786>>683883786
>>683883686THE MIGG LOCATION IS PRIMED
>kaizo shitkill me.
>>683882712>clearly a jump cut and several people have come and goneI somehow doubt he got told to leave.
>>683883895Could be, although it's still the same intermission, so the missing part probably wasn't that much.
>>683882712I bet he hates trannies now.
>>683883309That's an insanely beautiful kot. This is shooped right?
>>683884519I have no idea. The eye color may be enhanced.
