How do you like your monkeys?
Why is C team now called Apestein Island?
>>693301575People like you is why HIV/AIDS is a thing now.
>>693301575No way people are lewding the monkes
>>693301575god I feel like a race traitor cuz I wanna fuck that monkey...
>>693301575Extremely, extremely homosexual.
>>693302169I fucking love Sincastermon's autistic worldbuilding so much
>>693303090I tried reading the fanfic of it on AO3 but I was getting bad vibes from how the sentiment that kept bubbling up to the surface was, 'I unironically could figure out better lore for the BTD universe and its mechanics', and had to restrain myself from getting a new pet project. Though I think that wasn't literally written by Sincastermon himself anyway. ('Alchem' is a stupid nickname either way.)
>>693303239Sending a ceramic to their location RIGHT NOW.
>>693303239Haven't seen him shill this fanfic you're talking about anywhere so yeah it's probably just someone else who got inspired by his stuff.I dunno, his stuff gets super silly at times but I like how passionate he is about it. Really wish his kemono got updated.
Boss co-op???
>>693305625oh yeah it ends soon let's do it
>>693306246Tinkerton - Elite BlastapopoulosRHHUVS
I'll place Sauda after you get the bank
Not sure if it's better to do it now, I think so?
>>693307710Sure, I think that's just enough if you sell the 200 farm
I think from the previous ones we've done we saw elite defender wasn't precisely great so what do we do here? Spam subs?
>>693308109Subspam should work I think, poplust druids too maybe?
>>693308174I finish this farm and I'll give you all the money
Get an embrittlement ice monkey, that's what I'm trying to tell you
>can't fit a favored trades where I had the subfuck me
Current state?What's our plan for day 2?
>>693308664>fuck meIf you say soYou probably could fit it if you sold Brickell and bought her again with better placement
>>693308842The market is taking water space, I couldn't put her further leftMaybe after I sell that one but eh
any Ezili fans here
>>693308997me, i am, cute
>>693309080>i am, cuteYes you are anon! The cutest!
I get that it steals a few pops but I think the money from the druid is more important right now
Does a 032 dart monkey count as 5 tiers or 6 tiers for the paragon degree?
>>6933100135 tiers, so ideally we'd want 20Could have gone for another path to not spend as much but I wasn't sure if we'd had this little
Ace spam is always a lagfest
It's fucking absurd how much the game lags during freeplay now, they absolutely ruined it with this update
how does one make half cash somewhat fun?
>>693301575Cute Qiaboo
am I bad or is this the most worthless tower in the game?
>>693312237That's probably the best if not one of the best tower for races.Other than that, yeah it's kinda bad.
gg, I'm surprised at how fucking long it took to kill the tier 5 with all our paragons.
>>693312349>52manwas good anyways, gg
>>693308997keep living
Sorry Bloonbros, the wicked wiles of Webfishing have ensnared me for the time beingAnd also goatboy godDAMN he's been busy
>>693312892I'm putting all the blame on you if we don't get top 25 this CT
>>693313185Will you punish me too?
>>693302169
>>693312892At least spend your 4 tickets and grab some tiles before you fuck off to the fishes. Top 25 is real this time
>>693313507The whole team will buddyI'll find a way
>>693313654Only 5 people played when I checked a few hours ago
>>693313654It probably isn't unless a bunch more guys show up, I'm honestly fine with just first place after these two back-to-back losses we've had
>>693313797Maybe I just won't play on purpose then~
what's the day 2 game plan, are there more relics to chase down? have the threatening teams popped off yet?
>>693314019Win for us and I'll give you something even better :^)Is faggotry like this all you guys do in those webfishing threads?
>>693314641Grab all the important relics and try to block them off from other teams, then I guess we can just start capturing banners. I don't think we'll need much strategizing this time around
>>693314927Yes but I've always been this way
>>693315019I wouldn't get too complacent those are teams are playing if nothing else.
>>693315507Are you playing the BTD6 gameboy advance port?Anyway yeah that's true, but I think it'll just come down to who has the most active members, we won't need to really plan out our moves like when dealing with a dojo or suchAt least not for now
>>693301575>unironically sexualize apesno fucking way, erm what the le heckin big chungus sigma chat is this real?
daily relic is camo trap by the way
>TileEAE>Score22,460>RelicsGlue Trap, Camo Flogged, Bigger Bloon Sabotage, Mana Bulwark>StratTwo 024 darts, two 204 bombs set to close, one 130 sniper and one 120.Glue traps needed for round 63 since you die to zebras otherwise>ImprovementsRemoving the 120 sniper since it was there just for camo leads.Crosspathing shit idk
>>693317574Thank you
>>693315649>Are you playing the BTD6 gameboy advance port?I can't mate. I just can't.
>>693301916Dunno. Could have a better name but whatever, not like I'm gonna call it anything other than team C or even suggest a name.
>>693312336>best tower for raceExcuse me?Fire path absolutely shits all over the other paths in races.
>T4 tower for doing co-opHuh, that's rare.
>>693319529Top path is fantastic at dealing with ceramics and lowerMiddle path deals with EVERYTHING (except leads, thanks Exephur)Using it you get a rush of cash while defending after you send a lot of rounds at once
Bough the Amelia adventure on storm, don't do it, the rewards are big but I would genuinely shoot whoever made these balancing decisions in the head if I could.>enemies get up to 4 buffs you pick as you progress>these 4 buffs stack with other stage buffs the enemies can get like "on this encounter, this hero starts with a farm">ended up giving the heroes a buff that doubled all their increases of energy bar for spells>middle stage for late game has every bloon you place immediately get burned when spawned>they play fucking Gwen>literally every turn they hit 20/20 energy and she spams fire storm dealing 200 AOE damage even melting MOAB classes down>finally beat her after restarting for an hour and going full UNGA>Quincy right after getting a stage where every bloon he spawns spawns a copy>he spawns a yellow bloon and gets 6 energy instead of 3 from the buff and then another 6 energy from the clone so he spams arrow storm every turnShit ass shitty shit shit
redpill me on webfishing
>>693320103She also keeps yapping about her backstory nobody asked about
>>693320357Elaborate
>>693320468>do one level>I USED TO BE LAUGHED AT FOR BEING BORN WITH WHITE HAIR AND BLABLAB->do one level>I WAS ALWAYS CURIOUS ABOUT MAGIC AND BLOONS SO I DECIDED TO STUDY BLABLA->do one level>*splits into three paths* with tons more yapping>SO I DECIDED TO STUDY MAGIC AND I MET OBYN, WHEN YOU USE MAGIC BLABLABLA->another path>SO I DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO USE SKILLS LIKE THE HEROES SO I COPED FROM BLABBLABLA
>>693320231It's a bitch basic fishing game with low poly animals and the ability to play with other people using atrocious netcode that starts desyncing with just 12 people standing around talking
>>693320103Didn't understand a word of that but good or bad for you and the new game, I suppose.
>>693320615sounds based
>>693301575cute and funny
>>693321142It's gay as fuck and the only people I know playing it are known cock huffers so it would be perfect for you anon.
>>693321309thanks for the reccs
>TileAAG>Score10,580>RelicsExtra empowered, MOAB Clash, Glue Trap, Durable Shots>Strat010 boatChurchill on round 17Upgrade boat to 042Use abilities as needed but they're really not necessarygg>ImprovementsI dunno lol, sex with Churchill
>>693301916Because jokes are funny.
>>693320231Why are you asking on a bloons thread?
>>693308997kill yourself
>>693321910Did you not use camo trap?
>>693322001Because these threads look very similar to our threads. Thought maybe some of you faggots are shitposting other there too
>>693301916The "C" in C-team actually stands for cunny
>>693322193I forgor
>>693322410It’s ok it’s only the daily relic so your strat will be useful for the rest of CT anyways :)
>>693322196>these threads look very similar to our threadsI'm confused now, are you a webfisher or a monkechad asking?Anyway yeah Goatboy's been drawing a fuckload of webfishing art and there was another anon earlier this thread talking 'bout how he was too busy spending time there to play bloons, wild
>>693237283You were spot-on, it really is a dickass tileIf someone's willing to capture it for us that'd be juuuuust lovely
we got alch tpuch lads, fortify around it if you can
>>693323112>I'm confused now, are you a webfisher or a monkechad asking?I never played webfishing, that's why I was asking in the first place.
>>693320231>>693313397Actual unironic, non-meme tranny game as evidenced by this webm.
>>693323431Well from what I've gathered it's a glorified chatroom with an audience of gay 4chan furries, if you wanna play it do it now 'cause I guarantee it'll be dead in like 2 weeks
>>693323597aaaand dropped
anyone got opinions on card storm? i played the tutorial but it kinda seems like it sucks
>>693323236You need alch touch but maybe spike storm for primary layer then overdrive spam? Or does the rock shield fuck the overdrives? I don’t rememberBut yeah no real farming because good luck affording chinook lol
>>693323874I'm told the progression system is bad so it probably won't go far.Dueling against other anons is a blast though, super fucking fun
>>693324056i'm not big on pvp stuff so i think the game probably just isn't for me. thanks for your opinion pal
>>693323874It's doodoo.
>>693323997The +1 damage shield fucks overdrives so you'd need either alch buff or glue stormImagine forgetting lead to gold on dreadbloon
put up a wall around the alch touch
Anyone up for a cardstorm duel?
>>693326295Sure.
>>693326325RHEPGFIs it just me or the hero protection card is super busted?
>>693326547Did you update the game?It says something about no servers for current version.
>>693326621Huh, didn't notice there was an updateRHEYVM
>got my jungle druidOh you poor soul...I hope you got a monkey removal card.
>>693327042I am going to brutally molest that fucking druid holy shit what a RETARDED tower
We STALL around here, boy.
>>693327318How much fucking money did you spend unlocking these towers holy shit
>>693327371None, I got 0 dollars left.I just used all my universal tokens.All these towers I got from random daily cards except the jungle druid lmao.
>>693327418>random daily cardsThat's a thing??
>>693327451Bro... check the fucking shop afterwards.You can get one common, uncommon and a chance between rare/epic/legendary card.They're expensive though.You can also buy tokens.Been doing that since the game released.
i really don't like the new boss at allnothing it does is interesting really, vortex's area stuns alone are a better gimmick
Fuck youStalling is so gay, I WILL beat your ass without resorting to it
>>693327559>t. C4 monkey enthusiast
>>693327561Show me then.RHPBTMIf I wash you again I'll just try an older deck.
>>693327772Lemme change up my deck firstCan you not change heroes once the deck's been made?
>>693327809I don't think you can, you gotta remake the full deck if you want to change hero.You better hope you got good cards from the shop.
>>693327879>You better hope you got good cards from the shop.Best I can do is abysmal dogshit
>>693328165Let's go then.RHPPORGonna have to try to get some achievements so I can get the magician hero soon.
>>693327772Did you leave the room or something? It's stuck on finding opponent.
Fuck off
Kek, it's only the start, got that god starting hand
reminder 2 all our friendsz you can capture tiles whose rates are expired (-) and will be considered good and swell, and u will get more monkey tropheesaksdfidsmofjasdofijasdf.
What account level are you by the way? Curious to see if I grinded excessively or not.
>>693328552I think I'm level 4 or 5
>>693328580Oh... I'm about a win or two away from level 10.
>MOABmaxxing
Man I already know I'm losing this one
Lel, alright I'll put the stall shit away, it's gay as hell anyway.Gonna take my more fun deck, just need to change some cards real quick.
>>693328843I think I'll go grind for more shit first
>>693328906Kay, I'll go grind the hard achievements so I can get the mage hero then.Just don't forget you can also refresh once a day after you already bought the daily cards/tokens. And get a free daily reward in another tab of the shop too.
Hmmm..
>>693328979>And get a free daily reward in another tab of the shop too.?
>>693329164>BenLookingAtHisScreenLikeWTFIsThisShit.jpg
>>693329454I didn't check on PC but at least when I was on my phone I saw a >Get Daily RewardOn the main store page, I think on the same tab they put the magician hero and her adventure. It had a TV with static on it.I think I got 100$ when I clicked it?
>53% positive reviewsthey did not cook with card storm
>>693329764Must be either a mobile or beta tester thing then, I don't have it
I like mine male and sticky
I thought swarm of red bloons filled every available slot with red bloons, what a dissapointment
>>693330484Maybe it's because of my country.Gambling is banned here so usually games give us a different option to earn some shit.
Blastapopoulos buff when...
I've started just quitting the match as soon as I see the jungle's bounty
i hate races but i also don't get why people complain when ranked bosses are solely time attackthat is the best mode for ranked bosses bc you can actually farm
PLAY CT you lazy slackers
>>693333410It depends on who you askFrom what I've seen of the people who tryhard bosses they tend to favor timedI personally only enjoy least tiers, sometimes least cash if it doesn't lead to pixel hunting.To do well in timed you need to know how to farm as efficiently as possible which means taking hours just to reach round 40. Then the boss kills are extremely micro heavy and getting the first frame kill is pretty much rng. In short it's really involved.With least tiers you only place a couple of towers and don't have to worry about instakills. The negative part about it is that it tends to lead to a leaderboard full of the min score found and it turns into who does it in less time, but at least the run itself is bearable.
this purple tile in the middle gives me the ick.Can somebody take it?
This CT is a free top 25 medal but nobody is playing :(
>>693334572is top 100 not enough for you, you greedy fuck!?!?!
>>693334572I was busy cranking it to an hgame I found yesterday I'll do it later
>>693334752No, you lazy slacker. Never settle
>>693334940>I was busy cranking it to an hgameName?
>>693334940Sharing is caring bro
>>693335248cuck
>>693335282You said it not me
>>693335198>>693335248RJ01258175
>>693335383Is this nepgear?
>>693334372Done>the ick.
>>693335576Good stuff. You should be our leader
>this doesn't defend the BFBI feel cheated
>>693336776How did you start?Tried this map but failed
>>693337202Ace 000Sniper 000Boomerang 000 -> 300Tack 000 -> 300Boomerang 400Ace 320Sniper 020Ace 420Boomerang 420 (I should have bought the crosspath way earlier, before getting the 400 boomerang. I lost a bunch of lives because of this I think)Tack 400This alone is what you see in the picture and can reach round 60Round 63 made me spend like 2k MM because I thought this would be enough and it wasn't. I ended up adding 2 203 aces, made the sniper a 032 and the tack a 402.Used those relics, I don't think camo trap was needed because camo flogged is just that good.
>TileBEB>Score28,530>RelicsExtra empowered, Glue Trap, MOAB Clash, Durable shots>StratStart with 000 dartGet BrickellUpgrade dart to 024Use Brickell's abilities to leak as little as possible until the first MOABPlace a glue trap on round 40 to help survive until you can afford XBMPlace a 310 ice, this is specifically for the dense ceramic roundsUse Brickell's abilities and your remaining glue trap as neededGG>ImprovementsSomething that lets you survive the ceramic rounds for cheaper, unfortunately I don't think that's a thing 'cause the tower selection here is awful.
>>693337428Thanks, this helps me out a lot.I would have never started with an 000 Ace
Current state
why did a mobile game get so popular
>>693338912funy
So the dream is dead?Where is everyone?
>Box of Monkey capturedHow bad was it?
>>693341058It was easy, I screwed up by going for a middle path heli because I thought it was 2 tiers for some reason
>>693341103Nice, what did you use to defend the regular rounds?
>>693341138Started with 1 tack at each entrance, then saved up for the helicopterWith this I got a 6 second penalty, easily solvable by getting something elseThen I got 2 003 alchemists for the extra leads, and then made them 104sHeli to 030 then prepared a 140 spactory for the boss.
Why does Deflation exist?
Why?
>>693337883Looking at the tower selection, a 4xx tack at the end coupled with that ice probably would have been enough for all the ceramic worriesAlthough that leaves you with no MOAB damage, maybe a 003 super?Thinking aloud for ideas here, not meant to criticize your solution.
Get that last purple banner.It gives me the ick
>>693344549Nah don't worry, coming up with strats together with you guys is my favorite part of CT.The 003 super idea is interesting but I don't think he can do much once you start getting into fortified BFB territory
>>693343297Fun game mode, good challenge to get to r100
>>693347743Nobody does that without a guide. Let's be real here
>>693347743Probably the dumbest challenge in the game tbqhThey only added it as an achievement after some autist youtube faggot found out that it was possible
Here’s your banner races guide broshttps://youtu.be/Fxz0xy3LkGY
>>693343297It’s literally pointless now, it used to be the ultimate way of collection farming place your towers then go afk. then NK decided to be gayboys and nerf it >>693347743>fun game modeWow so fun to place a crossbow master every game and on the harder maps they mix it up by placing a village a couple alchs and aces
>try to get into ranked bosses and look up a random guide for elite>dude is blatantly cheating, places a 2-5-0 bomb for t1 when he only has $9,000 and tries to hide it by just doing it really fast in the videoIs that really how this is? Fuck’s sake, I thought races were the peak of this shit
>>693351559It do be like that
>>693351559Link to video? Not that I don't believe you, just want to verify and see how blatant.
>>693353367if this thread is still up tomorrow I will post it, i’m way too drunk rn and I’m also phoneposting
