KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT!►►VOTE: https://forms.gle/hfdpnsgzKg6QGEf1A—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-3-shpj►OChttps://4tourney.wikitide.org/wiki/Queen_of_/v/_2024/Galleryhttps://queenkingv.booru.org/►Nominations: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gXNOSYnVY64cbRM4pVxptkwFUeVbTEt-pr1iG14nKmw/edit?gid=0#gid=0►Qualifiers: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_it7ZYOzxKbsws1k7eVusem2Iz8dLNHQcFVgHJpe4dk/edit?usp=sharing►Round 1: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd2_7v2bJqg9EXFYdDAP4x5SyEicmvA3IWWCtoXa-CY6g0OZg/viewanalytics►Bracket: https://challonge.com/queen2024►Detailed Rules and Info:https://pastebin.com/2jqMy7Y2>No new threads are to be made until this one archives►JudgesYotsuba/v/-tanTre/vr/Samus Aran►Hosts>Ballsanon !!TSeJH+Shkly>Coayynon !!HfHRhjBcrKX>PenisAnon !KoAd713y0Q>Samaritanon !!LKu0yr+rtFu►Nominations: >>694076708 ►Qualifiers: >>694169259 ►Round 1: >>694264323 ►Round 2: >>694346670 ►Previous: >>694352882
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Krystal!
>>694360921Dill ya gotta delete your thread Coayy has one up.
Ignore this thread, go here>>694360917>>694360917>>694360917
I'm rooting for Misty! Who are you rooting for?
>>694361014/v/ doesn't let you delete threads, just ignore this one and it'll die
Confirmed. Dill is the new Stats. Long Live Dill Clinton
I know just the thing that will calm a spirit down.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxLFQRYv8ik
The other thread was erased so this one could prosper.Queen of /v/ 2024: Next 128 (Round 1) https://forms.gle/kH4ejQvxVkSpUzTp8Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-next-128-round-2-qkte
Did they deleted coayyanon thread?
wtf, what killed the other one?
Maiden of /v/ Bottom 128 Round 2: https://forms.gle/c9F3Nrf669UYC1Mv5 https://challonge.com/u0gqt2ie https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-3-bottom-128-lhwf
Jannies!
>>694361319Yes. Yes, they did
Madotsuki... Please no... Not the Peruvians...
>>694361120>/v/ doesn't let you delete threadsFor what purpose?
>>694361024...Or not. Sorry, /v/ doesn't let you delete threads you make, for some reason.
>>694360921Repostan tile B1 for the map
>>694361213>>694361319>>694361336It's real
>>694360284>>694356516>>694357595I hope nobody steals my Greek Femboy while I’m sleeping
Fine with this being official since Dill's a tourney regular, but odd deleting the other thread.
>>694361354Don is too strong.
Bracket
>>694359615You forgot the most important part. Kenwood DID NOT had to be saved by the plot. In fact, he was about to forgo the whole tank part of the mutant genocide. Kanna was being raised into an elder god to genocide the mutants but the MC made him play along with his plans.
>>694361379You're too powerful
>>694360904Vote gardevoir! she loves you unconditionally
Fun fact! The Byford Dolphin incident, which occurred in 1983, was a tragic diving bell accident during deep-sea oil exploration. Four crew members were killed when the bell, pressurized for the divers' safety, was being lowered to a depth of 500 feet. A sudden pressure differential caused an explosive decompression, resulting in fatal injuries to the divers inside. The incident was attributed to human error, inadequate safety measures, and design flaws in the equipment. It is said that at least one of the divers had their blood boiled from the inside. It remains one of the most devastating accidents in commercial diving history.Vote Palutena for more fun facts!
>>694360921A reminder for why you should vote for Maya over Gwynevere!
>>694361081We will sexual touch each other. You can watch.
>>694361081Ayla! I love her in general, the savage prehistoric bare-fisted cavewoman is a niche that is left woefully unfilled and she's as gorgeous as she is fierce. But she's also functionally one of the lowest seeds who now made it to Round 2 and might have a little momentum going for her, I want to take her as far as she'll go
>Other thread 404'dWelp
Maiden of /v/ Bottom 128 Round 2:https://forms.gle/c9F3Nrf669UYC1Mv5https://challonge.com/u0gqt2iehttps://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-3-bottom-128-lhwf
Let's all love our Goddess of Wisdom!
Reposting for the REAL thread:GO VOTE FOR HER NOW SHES A NAZI AND COOL
>>694361429Somehow Gruntilda got owned harder than Bazz!
>>694361439I gotchu
>>6943613847 and you're removed from this competition, plus Pit is returned to Lady Palutena's embrace completely unharmed.
LEMME OUTTA HERE MAYA I NEED TO SIGN UP FOR KING OF /V/
>>694361505I don't see an armband.
>>694361429>>694361549And both of them are glad they aren't Glamrock Chica right now.What an absolute flogging that was.
Poll with questions about Ms. /trash/ (which is happening on the 22nd of November), the date of Mr. /trash/ and their names going forward:https://forms.gle/hNCKSkyEv7TA7wcM9BOST of /v/: Round 2https://forms.gle/zuuNCP5Myy6VtHri9https://challonge.com/609km40d(Challonge will be updated at the end)>>694361378No clue, if someone wants to delete a thread they made it would be because they accidently posted something, I don't see the point in preventing them to do so.
>>694361594You had your time. It's Taash's run for King of /v/.
>>694361594There's no way for Bazz, he got taken out by two lawyers.
>>694361434Damm, infinity Kanna is pantlessSo is loli kanna in the sundressYou think she goes commando in that skinsuit?
>>694361587Nani?!
>>694361587s-so this is goddess power...not bad
>the official thread got nukedGr8 job jannies.
>>694360257Oh, and the first Blaster Master Zero has a DLC where you can play as Shantae. I figure that's worth mentioning since she's also in this.>>694361434Kenwood is based.
>>694361640SHEHERSHEHERThe existence of the word binary implies the existence of binary system computing, and thus makes no sense in a fantasy world.I ate your fucking breaded cheese wand.And no, you can't fucking smell me, you ugly cunt.
>>694361587Oh my, it seems you have bested me, my fair lady in a game of numbers. On. You win. I’ll give you your Angel back…
>>694361859I'm glad you can see reason!
Barred from Queen /v/ Round 2: contest of the year edition>Vote: https://forms.gle/m37Y9iUVSAJwn1za7>Bracket: https://challonge.com/concordshmoncordI'm going to bed now cya
>>694361836Uhhh, Taash is non-binary and thus is eligible for king or queen, and just so you know, dragons have no kings, just like /v/.
Man, i dunno how the fuck people remember the answer to the questions most of the time. I sure wouldn't have known without the hint.
>>694361759Guess mods do at least have something in common with women, neither select for intelligence.
>>694361905Vote for Biollante!
>>694361617The liberal judge forced her to remove it before entering the courtroom
>>694361905If Flam wins we'll actually get information about Fuga 3, trust me.
>>694361859THERE WERE NEVER REALLY ANY GREEK FEMBOYS I STOLEN! I WAS ACTUALLY CREATING MY OWN SMALL TWINK FORM IN ORDER TO STEAL THE VOTES FOR KING /V/! YOU’RE ALREADY TOO LATE TO STOP KE, HAHAHAHAHA!
>>694362015>liberal judgeI can see it.
>>694361759>someone makes a fake thread with vidya butts girl>jannies don't care, leave it up at the same time as real ones get used>someone makes a thread right before the hosts because they took too long>they delete the one from the hosts
>>694360921After turning the page, Rosalina is in peril yet again, when a terrifying and foul-mouthed girl corners her! How will our Cosmic Traveler escape this opponent? She's going to need your help!Vote Rosalina!
>>694362051Oh, /v/. How about some more trivia? Do you know what happens when a massive object travelling a near light speed collides with a human body before said body is set ablaze?You're smart enough to figure this out.
>>694362046Hoping to see Celes make it another round, but I wish best of luck to your champion
>>694362172Dr. T tanks that btw
>>694361808They share VA too. Let's hope they manage to face each other this year.
I ALWAYS spitevote. If I don't have a reason to hate either choice, I will make one up.
Reasons to consider Aigis1. She will always protect you.2. She will let you rest on her lap.3. She will never leave you.
spitevote mario girlsspitevote ace attorney girlsspite vote literally whos
Fun fact: The manga adaptation of Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan was originally supposed to end with Sakura finding a way to ride into the Angel’s stronghold, battle one of the angels and win Dokuro back. The anime adaptation does quite end the same way thanks to them having a couple extra episodes to work with, so for the anime, they condensed the Dokuro Sakura separation plot into a makeshift trial season 1 finale with Sakura deciding to plead for Dokuro to stay despite everything she did to him, and the idea of saving someone from an angel’s fortress was given to Sabato for Season 2.
>>694362234>green areolas
Vote for who you like.
A friendly reminder to all PMfags: Angela is still in. Go vote her out in the Next 128 tournament.
Voting for Angela just to spite the PMfags
>>694362437angela spitevoters keep costing us tournament after tournament. they're the same scum as nostalgiafags shitting up every pm thread on /v/. god i hate them
>>694360904I still am sad that alice died in the dirst round, well atleast I still have alice
>>694362205And the best to you as well. I'm just trying to support my niche game picks wherever they have a shot.
>>694362460
>>694362172I have a fun fact for you as well.What do you get when you try to attack someone who knows your every move because you keep giving children’s fun facts instead o-SAND IN THE EYE! HAH! GOT YOU WHILE YOU WERE DISTRACTED LISTENING TO MY FUN FACT! YOU’LL GET MY PLANS! HAH!
>>694361808Wait...So THATs what the funny tank from Half Genie Hero was about?Holy shit lmao
>>694362234Aren't they at opposite sides of the bracket? I wouldn't mind a Kanna-Shantae Finale.
Spitevotes the DNA of king and queen of /v/!
>>694362551>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PIT SHOOT HIM
>>694362501Alice is dead, long live Alice!
>>694362158Rooting for her this year!
You can't spitevote a girl who's not even in the running ;)
>>694362367But the Whos are from /co/ I fear. They are practically not here!
>>694362501TOTAL ALICE DEATH
>>694362367why
>>694362437Thanks, almost forgot to vote
>>694362597Cute.
>>694361905Good job for helping me win, but I'm not finished yet.Keep up the good work; I won't rest until these demon scums are eliminated and gone.
I misjudged the required work and I had to cut the battle, part 2 soon, so...>>694360921Vote HEX! Support HEX!
Would your waifu like your job anon?Assuming you have one unless you're a neet
>>694361081I think Ada Wong is the apex femme fatale character, the alluring but dangerous Catwoman of /v/idya who you could never be 100% where her loyalties truly lie... unless you're a certain blonde cop/secret agent in which case she's ALL over you. I don't like her odds against Zelda of all characters (who I would be voting for in just about any other match-up) but I'm hoping she'll sneak on through
I want to see Binah in frilly, cutesy outfits. Dusty old hags not acting their own age and wearing shit like this fucking rules.
>>694362552Yep, that's the Metal Attacker of the main character, Sophia III.
>>694362934Kaban-chan loves robots just as much as she loves Friends, so she'd be super interested in programming if it means being able to understand Lucky-san more.
>>694362859Holy KINOWow
>>694361081Palutena!I just think she's neat!
>>694362956Patrician take.
>>694362934>Game developerYeah...I have a feeling
>>694362859holy fuckin kinohexfags have been killing it
>>694362859Genuinely impressive
>>694362859Why Mt. Ember and not Mt. Pyre in Hoenn?
>>694361081Kanna! Blaster Master Zero 2 and 3 was a good time
>>694361081A lice
rina carries all of the splatoon fans' hope nowthere are literally dozens of us
>>694361429Congratulations are in order for Jill Stingray and Monika.This year marks the former's first time getting past Round 1 since 2019 (where she got to R4), and the latter's first time getting past Round 1 ever!I wonder if their King tournament record counterparts, Bowser and Banjo, will have similar luck...
>>694361081Shantae and Tharja
>>694363187I don't get why Bowser is such a jobber, it's fucking Bowser he has character out the ass
>>694361081I'm rooting for Rosalina, main heroine of one of my favorite games of all time, and one of my favorite vidya girls ever!
>>694361505I voted for Franziska because of her sexy legs and because she's long overdue for being in a new ace attorney
>>694363273He has the ass too
>>694362859Damn that's some impressive shit. Gengar being there also gets some points because i have PMD nostalgia.
>>694362859cute
>>694363089Grabbed a random video of MC walking on grass and had to remove the MC from 40 frames, kill me... but... go HEX!
>>694363273Poor bracket luck and anti-Nintendo stigma, if I had to guess.Regardless, I'm planning on campaigning for him this year, to hopefully shift his fortunes.
>>694362158Fun fact: Peacock actually had experiences with coloring books before in Marie’s story mode; she didn’t really follow the instructions.
>>694363180She looks like she can take dozens at once
>>694361081SHODANhere's what she saw when she got sucked into cyberspace last thread
>>694362934>Slowly dying from cancerous fumes on 12 hour shifts because management wont listen to my safety concerns despite me being the only qualified guy thereYeah, she'd fucking hate it But since dont have anyone IRL health is a non-issue anyway and i get paid a shitton
>>694362934probably but she will get bored of housework and get into vehicle modeling
>>694363395A disappointing reason, I remain unimpressed.
>>694363273Probably because people have a very negative view on his fans
>>694362859I KNEEL
>>694363417Reminder that Geno somehow qualified last year. He beat Cuphead in Loser's at least. That was probably because of the remake. >>694363495Makes sense.
>>694363273Too heavily associated with BarafagsMost of the time he's dead silent in terms of campaigning
>>694363430https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75V4ClJZME4
Mari she...
>>694363273Duuude I don't get how Pyra or Mary Rose are not even round 1 material!
>>694361081KANNA!
>>694363418Makes sense.Honestly, I feel like Rosalina and Peacock would get along just fine if they had the chance to talk it out, since they definitely have some common ground to empathize with in their backstories.
>>694362813Good job there Bonny, I'll be supportin ya all the way.In the meantime, help me out in this match, will ya?
>>694361081I root... for JUSTICE
Shame that the queen of PM64 lost so soon.Not that she ever would have gone far with niche appeal.
I'd like to say I really like saria, she's been my vidya crush since I was like 6, and the inability to properly save her has warped my psyche into being a massive savior fag for the rest of my life.I also really like her motherly undertones in how she treats link and in that she basically raised him, but now has to let him go as he grows up...this was drawn in a saria thread like over a year ago so I don't consider it OC for the tourney
it's weird because I love marina but I think kazooie makes more sense as a queen of /v/I guess because she's kind of a cunt
>>694363832I think neither Banjo or Kazooie could be winners on their own, they need to be together.
>>694360921Behold my latest piece.
>>694363831Well what are you waiting for? That OC ain't gonna make itself
>>694361081I'm rooting for The Princess. She has a tough fight but I'm here for it.
>Fang lost by 0.3%God DAMN that's a close match
>>694363535If Geno ever enters Smash then he will be the big meme pick for that year
>fang
cam on Don i believe in you
>>694364041only a 6 vote difference, she almost made it
MR. DON QUIXOTE, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER WINNING HER FIRST MATCH?
>>694364109That just makes it even richer.
>>694364109Too many votes for that trash.
>>694362158To go with the storybook as mario galaxy is super cool and cute
>>694361081princess princess
>>694363936Heh
>>694364109Makes the jobbing even better
>>694364135He's dead
>>694361081Don!
>>694361297>>694363831I'm glad she's in the bracket and hoping we can see her versus Ashley or Tifa.
>>694364109Still relevant sadly
I will make sure that cat and the fuckbot don't win this round. Mark my words.
queen of /v/ more like queer of /v/
>>694361952From where is she?
>>694363831Sariaanon here, I'm planning a nice OC for both Saria and Spooky which I really hope to finish it sooner, or tomorrow early
>>694364238Well, except for MidnaUnless she's just showing up to comfort them but is left feeling awkward
>>694363831It's a painful lesson but her being the fist sage and you being unable to save her is important.
>>694364239>that catWho?>the fuckbot2B?
>>694364254That's what I'm saying. This whole thing reeks of faggotry from top to bottom.
I think Beanah might be screwed in this matchCan An Arbiter really stand up against A Vocaloid?
>>694364345>Arbiter jobs to AIKEKAROO
>>694363632>PyraThe issue there is that Xenoblade fans stopped trying to campaign and assumed that a nomination with 'I like to masturbate to this' would be enough to push their characters. At that point you may as well just vote for the porn game character for the shitpost and wild card value they have.They've had a chance to shake things up and actually campaign multiple times, but every year they'd just push Rex's whores on the bracket above all else, do nothing afterwards, and then get stomped. People stopped voting for them in the same capacity in preliminaries because it was getting pathetic, and they were effectively just bracket filler.
>>694364343But you're the bottom
>>694364359Machines are truly the most powerful denizens of the City...
>>694363430>>694360921forgot to anchor, oops
>>694364345One is video games, the other isn't. Miku gets kicked out late because /v/ is too stupid to realize she's not a legit pick no matter what the rules are.
>>694361905Huh... I can vote for mima in this format...Oh wellIts something~
>>694364376>assumed that a nomination with 'I like to masturbate to this' would be enough to push their charactersI mean, that works for most of them.
>>694361905Thanks for voting Cremia in Barred and making her day a little brighter!Hopefully you'll consider taking her to the next round as well
>>694360921God I thought this would take less time considering I already had it partially set up from the first one but I forgot I did the linework and coloring separately last timeCurrently snuffing embers of prayer for my own pick's downfall because I'm not sure I can do this daily for the whole event
>>694364294Well you know what they say.
>>694364376I think I've seen some other anons analyze the situation as Xenofags not being able to rally behind one girl.
>>694362859I kneel hexfagYou once again have my unconditional support
Miku is... The best singer
>>694363936Why are there so many religious images from Pencil Anon this time? Where's his crudely drawn porn?
>>694364567great stuff binah anon
Could Binah ever compare to this? https://youtu.be/vSnKX7kAgIc?si=YNhEW8lGTpJzW2OQ
>>694361905Vote for me.
>>694363949If she actually wins against 2B i swear i am going to have no fucking idea what i'll do but lets pretend theres some extremely outrageous shit im suggesting here ok
>>694364573Where there's smoke, they pinch back?
>>694361081Rooting for Aigis. Least would love to see her back in Elite Eight after four years now.
>>694363808And yet Goombella won with a massive margin. It's not fair
>>694364573Holy shit its Anthro Bazz
>>694364865>SpoilerAnon you don't have to go that far!
>>694361905Bejita,help me; what's the answer?
i believe in mabel!
>>694361081Chun-Li, you can call her 'vanilla' all you want I don't give a shit. She's had my heart for decades, her design is iconic, her legs are legendary and she is the complete package of beauty, brawn, and soul
>>694360904>Aigis BARELY wonI don't feel so good
>>694364573>He won before I was even on this site and had no chance to campaign for himThis ain't fair.
I was beaten by Sonic the Hedgehog! I wasn't fast enough (and Chica wasn't moving at all whe Mado threw her off the building)Good game, I have New Horizons and knew this character
>>694364135I'm quite proud of her
>>694364980Just so you know, I still have the Able Sisters models. I can do anything with them. Any suggestions?
>>694362859DUDE...WOWI MEAN... This is beyond qualityYou're amazing hexchad
>>694364794Binah is a higher-up glowie and a being of great dignity. She would never debase herself with dancing or silly outfits. Unless Ayin would want it.
I LOVE THIS CHOCTOPUS
>>694364606Hexfag is going to slay the campooner sissies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatsune_Miku>but she's video games because... uh... people make off topic threads on /v/ constantly and I was stupid enough to think vocaloid is video games?>stop asking questions!
>>694365131Fuck off faggot talk about the project Diva series
>>694365084Just give her the crown, OC is the lifeblood of the tournament
>>694365074Facesitting
Microsoft Excel is mai vidya waifu
Listen, Beaner aint even my favorite Sephirah, but I'll still vote for her because I just think Arbiters are cool
>>694364865I believe she can do itShe made such a strong impression with her original debut and dlcAnd the dlc was quite recent, so everyone that played the game have fresh feelings for her
>>694365248Weird choice, but okayNominate her next year and see if anyone else agrees
>>694360904You WHAT?Don Quixote actually beat Leaf?What the hell? Was the Rocinante boost really that strong?
>>694365245>Roxy facesitting me
>If Hex wins we can finally move on to a better character>If Hex wins it's a victory for someone putting their all into a campaign You know I don't give a single fuck about the character but if it comes down to it she may have my vote
>>694365213What about it?
>>694365248Would vote
>>694365096She would definitely do something silly to fuck around with people while she was murdering them, though. So long as she kept her dignity about it
>>694365328This. Character shouldn't be that much of a factor; I mostly just come for the OC
>>694365245Jenny Wakeman...
>>694365286I'll spam threads about it on /v/, and convince everyone, including the janitors, that my business software program is a video game.You see, the secret is tricking people and becoming board culture!
>>694365026it wasn't something i was expecting at all but i'm glad the friendly neighborhood hedgehog made it through, good luck next year!>>694365074a n y t h i n g?i can't think of anything
>>694365327I was talking about the Able Sisters since that's what Roxybro was asking for but that works too
>>694360935You will always be my queen. Here let's make you the playgirl of another galaxy
>>694365390I wish you the best of luck.
>>694365390To be fair i've seen excel being used to make actual games so you're not even that wrong
>>694365252Best Sephirah is either Binah or Hokma.
>>694365425Just lie until it's "true". I know that's all you ever do.
>A blue hedgehog from Nintendo had more luck making it past round 1 than the blue hedgehog from SEGAOH NONONONONO SONICBROS?!
>>694365335What's your favorite song from it?
>>694365453???Are you okay, man? I'm supporting you.
>>694365453I don't know about any of that but the BVLLs of /co/ are now fundamental /v/ culture thanks to the tournaments
>>694365328>>694365375>people outright admitting the character is trash and are just voting for the campaignerGarbage meta voting.
>>694364939That's this.
>>694365528Why did you post this image of me?
>>694365516*SLVTS
>>694365528woah brodelete this picture of me
>>694365519when you think about it logically every queen/king of /v/ got a lot of OC. meanwhile picks without OC never get fartherefore OC = win
>>694365519Meta voting is good when it's a character we don't hate okay?
>>694365519Why is it okay when people did it with Cheesecake? Not everyone plays video games or watches cartoons so the campaigners are basically characters in their own right.
>>694365557K, b, c.
>>694365486Microsoft Excel is a video game character.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_ExcelThis is real /v/ culture.
>>694365252>other hardcore abnos have cool names like 'Mountain of Smiling Bodies' or 'The Army in Black' or 'The Silent Orchestra'>the other directly fightable Sephirah gets a cool name too, 'The Red Mist'>Binah is just 'An Arbiter'>and she still knows full well she's the most dangerous fucking thing in your facility
>>694365390>Excel-chan becomes Queen before Cortana
>>694365593You don’t need to falseflag Temp.
>>694365569This. Why are you in this tournament if you don't like the OC? It's often more entertaining than video games.
>your main doesn't get OCUh, what does this mean?
>>694365516It can't be helped. That's just how things roll.
>>694365569Ammyfags are just made the best they got was wholesome Reddit memes instead of quality kino like Hex.
>>694365390>my business software program is a video game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwNoFOUiSiEUnironically yes.
>>694365660
>>694365628Kneel and go back to the rape basement
>>694365637>OC is more entertaining than video gamesNidoranbros...
>>694365519I'm only voting for Hex if she's a finalist and the other bitch is no better
Where's Bayo? Oh that's right.
>>694365569There's a difference between characters people like and OC boosting them and characters nobody really likes but voting because of the OC.>>694365593>Why is it okay when people did it with Cheesecake?it wasn't, and cheesecake is utterly irrelevant and never gets close to the bracket.
>>694365660It means it's time for you to pick up a pen.
>>694365557>>694365602Now let's step away from anon's gay headcanon and back into reality…
>>694365705Is it really rape if it's consensual?
Campooners need to go.
> Your code is incorrect or expiredWhat kind of bullshit...
CheesecakeFAG? Utterly MOGGED by JudySCHOLAR.
>>694365682Clearly, it was designed to be a video game character from conception. It says it right on the wiki page, probably. The writing of the character is so deep and emotional.
>>694365660>>694365734OC means you're a shit character. Just look at Tifa, Maya and Kiryu.
>>694365660Mine hasn't gotten anything the entire time she's been qualified across several years. I can't draw, but I'm considering doing SOMETHING. It's very easy for her not to be a silentfag character
Ayin owes Binah rape.
>>694365828You can't rape the willing
>>694363005>>694363051>>694363078>>694363374>>694363389>>694363519>>694364606>>694365084Thank you! For you~>>694360921Vote Hex!
Gardevoir has been with me in every game since ruby and saphire while hex is a meme coom pick, the choice is obvious
>>694361081Daisy>Why?She's Daisy>But...Daisy!
Wait... since Gwynevere is an illusion made by Gwyndolin, who is also a crossdresser... does this make it the second tranny Maya is fighting?
No one really cares about Hex Maniac. They're just voting for coom or her campaigner. And the campaigner isn't even using her character, it's some made up shit with her design (off-model too).
Welcome to Steven's Secret Cafe for Losers.What would you like to eat/drink/talk about?
>>694361447The Byford Dolphin incident took place after the divers' bathyspjere had docked at their habitation module, not during descent you charlatan
Total Fairy Death
>>694365905Ammybro btw
>>694365858Hexfag, tell me the truth. Why Hex and not a character you actually like?
>>694365769Stupid and dishonest people need to go.
>>694365905There's no singular Hex Maniac character, it's a character archetype that I happen to really enjoySecondary nigger
I predict Ammy will make it to R3 next year and then job
>>694365660>Your main has been getting quite a lot of OC in her thread for a good while>Barely fucking anything in the actual tournament save for some aisloppers
>>694365557Kekaroo
>>694365993>voting and campaigning for a character archetype instead of an actual characterlmao
>>694365994Well Reddit means can only take you so far. You need a Hexanon for your campaign to work.
Miku fun fact!The Anime OVA Black Rock Shooter started as a vocaloid song based off a game made into an ova that became an episodic series.
>>694366002>save for some aisloppersprincessfags...
>>694365557*grunting*
>>694365993>>694366018Still better than voting for nonsapient animals
>>694365905If people are interested in voting for more art, it's really a stupid move to vote for popular characters.
>>694366018Yes, and? What are you going to do, ask Balls to not count my vote?
>>694366002>>Barely fucking anything in the actual tournament save for some aisloppers
I will be voting for Hex Maniac until she jobs regardless of who she's up against.
>>694366071This. It's not a popularity contest, we aren't /co/.
>>694363808Ahhh, it's nice to see someone appreciate my noble status.I'll be back for next year.
>>694366024And her famous eyes of flame were lated adapted by Bina- wait, it's the other dusty old hag with an unhealthy obsession with the main character and morally dubious past.
>>694366071>voting for more artThis is retarded. Vote for the character you actually like. Art is a secondary prop.
>>694365557ZAMN
>>694366106>voting for the one good Pokemon characterAnd this is why you're a chad
>>694366079Remind you that you are a faggot voting for an archetype in a character tournament.
>>694365557KEKYPOW!
>>694366128Did you really think people voted for Frankie and Spider-Man because they like their character? They just wanted more fat and Human Holocaust art.
>>694366224lmao retard
>this managed to mindbreak /v/SAD!
>>694366182>character tournamentSays who? The hosts have allowed these contestants to get in.
>Binah wonYES! I mean... Impressive, it looks like you have potential after all.
>>694366128This. I just vote for the characters I like and stay to banter and joke then I leave.
>>694366271This. Why do people think it's a character tournament? We mostly come here for the OC. I like Curly but I would never play Cave Story.
>>694365557Dipper must have practiced a lot sucking off Grunkle Stan's sackballs, if we are honest.
>>694365660Not gonna make it...
>>694366276Binah could wipe the floor with nearly every contestant here, she's just too lazy to do it.
Give me ONE reason you aren't voting for this bat
>>694365557WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO
>>694365993>archetypeWhy not vote for an actual character with that archetype?
>>694366340No OC. Get on Hexfag's level.
>>694366271>Says who?All the references to this being about characters and the fact it's a tournament about characters. Just go to a drawthread if you only want OC.
>>694366340YOU TOOK AWAY MY FLAT CAT QUEEN FROM ME! NOW I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR SAGGY BAT BITCH WITH ME
>>694366340I already voted for Amy, so I think I filled my Sonic quota.
>>694366224>FrankiePorn. It's always porn begging when it's a female. This website is more Indian than it has any right being.
>>694366319Why do you think about old man balls anon?
>>694366340She gave me covid a few years ago
>>694366405Frankie had no porn made of her during the tourney.
>>694366405That's what fat art entails anon, I didn't think I'd have to spell it out.>>694366445Her campaigner is a fat fetishist.
You will never be human.
>>694366319>>694365557
>>694366340Nice dakiCan relate
>>694366340I dislike anything Sonic related on principle.
Voting for Hex Maniac cause of the campaigner is basically just voting for his OC character.
>>694366340>ONE reasonI think she's kind of a boring character.What does she have going on for herself outside of just being R34 bait, really?She was interesting for a little bit in SA2, but nothing worth getting an actual vote out of me if she's up against characters with a real personality outside of being a bag chaser.
>>694366389Ammybro btw woof woof bark bark
>>694366370>>694366395>>694366396>>694366430you know you wanna
>>694366479Bazzbros...
>>6943663401. I'm not furry.2. She'll immediately be spite voted out next round after gaining enough haters.
>>694366529Punch her in the face? Gladly
>>694366472>Her campaigner is a fat fetishist.She had multiple campaigners. And one of them being a fat fetishist had nothing to do with her winning. Fats wasn't even posted until the afterparty.
Here's another Miku fun fact on Miku Day the project Diva games are extremely cheap to buy so if you're ever wanting to buy Miku games for cheap buy them on March 9th!
>>694366340Already did. Rogue's tetas will always buy me.
>>694365008Chell is a decent enough midcarder, and first rounds can be more finicky. I don't think it being a closer win for Aigis is damning here, especially when other matches last round were closer calls.
>>694360921
>>694366479I'd rather not be human by your poor standards. The whole point of being human is trying to be better than human. Instead, you lie about everything.
>>694366529Vote for another girl instead? Yeah, I do wanna. In fact I'm gonna do that right now.
>>694366340You.
>>694366625I hate Philippinians. Spitevoting now.
>>694366575
>>694366340She's not really that hot and furfags annoy the fuck out of me.
Sometimes I wonder why even campaign in the first place when you gotta go through shit like this
>>694366340Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.
>>694366575is that fucking Bobby Hill?
>>694366681>furfagsPerverts in general are insufferable people.
>>694366715She tried to steal his purse.He doesn’t know her.
>>694366735nah the normal straight one's are cool.
>The Bazzsexuals end up with the most fun OC in queen of /v/ despite being voted out immediatelyThe jokes write themselves.
>>694366712Do you "campaign" or are you dedicated to the bit? There's a difference.
>"Pokemonfags" (being generous by calling them that) when you tell them that they would have voted for another player character with 0 personality if Misty's dub VA hadn't died after they spent the entire tournament complaining about Gardevoir and Hex Maniac for having no personality
The notes for the Song of Healing, used on tormented spirits who can't pass on, is coincidentally just Saria's Song played backwards. Would Spooky become a mask? I cannot into art, I can only ideaguy
>>694366712I just like posting her
>>694366712The best way to campaign is to campaign for a character that is universally loved. Since then you can get away with anything, even out of character shit.
Sonic character designs are honestly so atrocious it's a wonder how anyone finds them attractive
>>694366712Like what? Getting creamed over?
>>694366780People wanted Cynthia over the playable Pokegirls
>>694366757The spam on /v/ proves you definitively wrong.
>>694366712It’s an opportunity to get people into games they haven’t tried. Knowing someone got into Pseudoregalia this year because Sybil was on the bracket was cool.
>>694366764Yeah because nobody actually cares about a shitpost which means you can do whatever you want with it. Especially with someone like Bazz. Calling it a troon or an ugly fag? The campaigners embrace it wholeheartedly. I'm not gonna shitpost with my girl that I actually care about.
>>694366764The rap battle shit was legendary.
>>694366780I just want Cynthia to make it.
>>694366529NEEVVVEEEEEEERRR
>>694366780Trainers are boring
>>694366802>out of character shit.Anyone who does this should be shot. No tolerance for liars.
>>694366735Furfags are especially annoying in a tourney context though cause of their constant brigading in side tourneys and /tnt/.
>>694366780I haven't really seen anyone complain that much over Gardevoir THOUGH
>>694366872i am once again asking if pseudoregalia is good
>>694366937>/tnt/who gives a shit? i actually bet people on /tnt/ don't even come here unless there's a tournament lmao
>>694366712Campaign because it's fun.
>>694366916Hexanon bro's...
>>694366939Everyone's too focused on Hex because she has a skilled and dedicated Drawfag, if she loses to Gardevoir everyone's gonna start complaining about her immediately.
>>694366961it's really fucking goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0927KGQ7iQ
>>694366968Based take, Bramball.
>>694366980Hey just be glad Kangasfag isn't here this time to whine about waifumon.
>>694366937Y-Y-Y-Y-You mean to tell me that Furaffinity and e621 have been BRIGADING ALL OF THE SIDE TOURNAMENTS? H-H-Holy FUARK bros.......................
>>694366712>you gotta go through shit like thislike what
>>694366780I'll be blunt here: it's been a long year for me and I was not thinking on Misty's VA when I voted for her.
>>694366961It is. You can do this in the game btw
>>694366873>ugly fagXe is beautiful and brave. Fuck off with your transphobic hate speech designed to keep the hardworking black folx down.
>>694366712I campaigned to have a challenge.
>>694366625Cute
>>694366937They're bad everywhere. Sexual perversion is a cancer that turns brains into dried cat turds.
I just realized that Maya could end up keeping Hex out of Elite Eight a second time if both advance to next round.
>>694366980Kind of a glasses houses situation no matter who wins
>>694366961Very. It’s a very short and sweet 3D platformer where a playthrough can be between 2-8 hours depending on your skill and need for 100% completion. Mastering the movement feels amazing, and has been pointed out many times Sybil is fine as hell for such a low-poly character.
>>694366873All that shows is you're a weak pussy that couldn't handle bantz.
>>694367070Sorry about your castration
>>694367070This, so much this. This is why I only vote for characters with zero sex appeal. Anytime I see coomposting, I spitevote as much as I can.
Hexanon will be like another aerd and get their character the win on a hype OC train but then everyone later regrets it and wonders how the fuck she won.
>>694365985>>694365905>>694360921So much for a break! Vote Hex!
>>694367153Ammybro…
>>694364276Midna was just having a drink when they turned up and didn't want to be rude.
>>694360904can someone tell me what the awnser is, i didnt even know we sent him birthday cards (i genuinly do not pay that much attention to the happenings on this board, or any board. i usually just show up for a bit and leave)
There is nothing wrong with coom. It is a natural primal appeal and a good coom design should be celebrated.
>>694367202Where do aboriginals come from?
>>694367202Read the error message that shows up when you submit an answer. If that doesn’t clue you in, you’re too braindead to vote anyways.
>>694367246No. Only trannies vote for characters based on how much they want to have sex with them.
>>694367129Not all perverts are trannies. But all trannies are perverts. Keep this knowledge with you.
>>694367170No answer? That's what I thought.
>>694367202The hint are song lyrics. You can find the answer by googling the lyrics.A-Am I the only one who got the reference?
>>694367202How do so many people not know Men at WorkAre they just not reading the hint
Reminder to vote for Binah in here and Gebura in next (the thanos poster) >>694361313>>694365754Well it was bad and non-consensual the days A didn't show up.>>694365828That's what her supression is about.
>>694367319>How do so many people not know Men at WorkI have a sinking feeling many voters here are 21st century births.
>>694367249Starfield
>>694367284coom doesn't have to be the sole reason, but a notable reason sure Going the opposite and spiting anything coom is just as bad and for prissy impotent prudes.
>>694367297No, but only retards and zoomers would be loud about not knowing.
>>694366340i did for the fat bat tits
>>694367292How'd I hate/dislike Hex? It's a stupid question
>>694367362>looking at how many people are complaining about sex appeal in a female character tournament Yeah, hard to believe otherwise.
>>694367380No, it's not. It's cutting out undeserving candidates.
>>694367246Based.>>694367284Cringe self hating troon.
>>694367260well excuse me for not being able to understand the niche reference at first glance>>694367249oh ok, thank you>>694367297>>694367319i dont listen to enough music to get the reference
>>694367297its not that hard of a reference to get
>>694367414Zoomers are one of the horniest demographics.
>>694367246If someone ever kills you, I'll just say it was healthy for the individual who kills you because that's their natural urge.
>>>/trash/
>>694367297You can also just look up Kojima's post about itIt's easy to find
>>694366340I did vote though?However if there an actually good option against her next round the bat gets sent back to taiwan china. Sorry not sorry frenchtards
>>694367490You belong there yes.
>>694367419You know this is just more meta shit. >who care's about the character I'm sticking it to the COOMERS
>>694367380Fuck off, I'm not gonna vote for your shitty girl just because you shoved her boobs in my face. It reeks of being tryhard and it just makes me want to vote for someone else.
>>694367170Based
>>694367513Yes, because I'm not voting for a character when the main appeal is obviously what they look like. You're furry adjacent at best with your line of reasoning.
>>694367463So why didn't they vote for the candidate who literally sucks dicks smart guy?
>>694367518I'm not telling you to vote for her cause of that, but I am telling you you're a fag if you vote against her for it.
Sad as it is, I honestly can't see Marina making it past Round 3. Hell she might struggle with Round 2
>>694367409No, why the fuck are you supporting an NPC from something that you seemingly don't care much about instead of actual characters that you like?
>>694367573>I AM TRANS!Sista… we know.
>>694367490That would only happen if moderation here was good.
why's this guy so mad over hex? did she kill his main?
Here's another Miku fun fact! The song wisteria actually has Albert Fisch in the end talking about a victim he murdered and ate. Also it's a pretty popular song.
>>694367635Someone was maining Scout's mom?
>>694367573What they look like is an inherent part of a character and more substantial than voting for stuff like OC.
how does this tourney get worse every year
>>694367635Scouts Mombros…….
>>694367581And I'm just telling you it's a shitty strategy and no one will vote for her because of it.
Vote Isabelle so she can become Trump's assistant!
>>694367635It's not just one guy this has always happened.
>>694367635tf2fags are typically some of the lowkey worst fags on this threads.
>>694367490>>694367632SameFAGGOT
>>694361505SIEG FRAN
>>694367683Sounds like a typical early-middle round of Queen to me.
>>694367635Just like generals at /vg/, tournaments and continuous threads attract mentally ill anons that fixate on something to hate and shitpost about.
>>694367589I just switched from Kazooie to Marina because I just realized she's technically the better waifu, like inherently
Microsoft Anna is the best video game character.
>>694367697The people offended by sex here are a minority.
>>694364865I have played Slay the Princess and every single Nier game and I can easily conclude this argument with a single sentence: 2B isn't even the best waifu in her own game
>>694367731It's Ammyfags, not tf2fags.
>>694367675I don't vote for appearance or fan art.
>>694367781Unfortunately. Trannies keep infesting these boards more and more and there's nothing we can do about it.
>See sexy character>Want to know more about it>Like the charavter as a resultIts that shrimple
>>694367794OH NO OH NO
Where's Bayo, I can't find her
>>694367635Seems more about the drawfag and all the attention it's brought to her, not the character per se.
>Etna upon learning that she's up for Qo/v/
>>694367770yeah but only if you're 4 feet tall, rich, and have supernatural singing ability
>>694367781It's not about sex itself. Perverts* are not people.*furries, pedos, trannies, porn addicts and similar are all included in this
I really wish these tourneys got more coom art. The attitude about woman sex being icky has made it so there's a shitton of gay stuff and gay rape and very little straightness to balance it.
>>694367928This. We need to spitevote against all this degenerate coomposters. It's just disgusting.
>Hornet lost*blink*
>>694367974Im sorry I would draw some marina stuff but I'm busy this week
>>694367928>>694367949uhmmm anon, care to explain this hypocrisy?
>>694367974Gay chads run these tournaments. Sucks to suck straightie.
>>694367861gone
>>694367974I'd do it but I can't draw.
>>694367928I'm calling the cops
>>694367928>>694367949Yeah that tracks.
Another round well rigged.
>>694368036More like gays get away with it cause gays are a joke and only small minority actually get off to it unironically.
>>694367974Please stop. The coom fanart is bad enough. We can't have these perverts spam their shitty art of half-naked women too.
>>694367974It's not about women sex being icky it's that you all share voters with king. This is the result.
>>694367974You're a porn addict. Stay on the Indian side of the internet.
>>694367974Same. I don't want to risk a ban with the furry girls though.
>>694367794Fucking based
>>694361081I don't wanna talk about it
>>694367974There would be more coom art if there were more sexy women, but alas
>>694368110>gays are a jokeBut enough about the breeders
>>694367974I used to make Guildmarm renders for last tourney and i still see them shared all over the site from time to time but now i have a job and dont want to explain it to coworkers or risk a promotion.Maybe i'll go on OC autism spree tommorow since it'd be my day off. We'll see.
Here's two more games I forgot to give outIcewind Dale: Enhanced EditionKRQ58-C604Q-0LPT0Neverwinter Nights: Complete AdventuresKPFB5-TCPWI-4J4WAThat's probably it for me, sorry it's a bit of a anticlimactic end of game giving until later
>>694367794True and based.
I sure hope no one's serious about voting out sexy women on virtue of them being sexy women.
>>694367928>>694367949Believable.
Did I walk into a Ms /co/ thread, because you guys are being giant bitches about literally everything
>>694368197Sorry if I didn't notice, but did you have for Space Marines?
>>694368221We like men here sir
>>694368165Hey anon did you hear the joke about the silksong update? You wouldn't get it.
>>694367794But do you seriously think many 2B voters even know what Nier is?
>>694368221If you want sexy women then go to a porn site you tranny.
>>694367594Why do you think he doesn't care? Are you the one arguing that sex appeal is bad somehow? Were you maining Scout's mom?
>>694368251yeah it's funny
>>694367794Like, true talk 2B might be one of the most overrated female characters in the /v/idya history. Like, her hype and her actual character presentation differs astronomically, especially when people depict her with a nigger ass when she's just decently build.
>>694368240>>694368290>>694368275Get in losers, we're saving sexy women appealhttps://xxmercurial-darknessxx.tumblr.com/post/132301813493/grim-woody
>>694368221Spitevoting against characters cause they're sexy is worse than voting for them for pure coom. At least the latter there's a genuine personal reason for voting, the former is just sheer faggotry.
>>694368243Sorry anon, I'm afraid not, all I have left is every Resident Evil game
i only vote for 2b because shes an android. robo girl solidarity must be upheld
>>694367928>>694367949EVERY TIME
>>694368221I like good, legit characters with fanbases that aren't made up of garbage people who are on the same path as furries.
>>694368240Seems that way, huh
>>694367794As if the average Nier voter have even watched a single second of gameplay
>>694368373Maybe you should start charging rent from those "to be furries" so they finally move out?
>>694368325>Pooh's Adventures but there's fucking
>>694368373>sexy characters cannot have good and legit fanbases or just be worthwhile characters
ass
>>694368437Act like a coomer about a character here, and they're not getting a vote from me. You can cry about it all you want.
Gonna support Rance for King
>>694368424There's more where that came from https://xxmercurial-darknessxx.tumblr.com/post/132194836704/camp-woody-placement-exams
>>694367974Bee the change you wish to see in the world, anon. If you want more porn of x character, make it yourself.
>>694368437Who claims that?
>>694368485Coomer character, gonna spitevote the shit out of him.
>>694368485Supporting Rance getting raped by a ginger jobber
All the queens so far are sexo and had big coom backing reputations (including Recette who's main campaigner was a hardcore lolifag). Prudes lose.
The worst thing Hexfag did wasn't in Queen, it's when they forced Hex into Eggman's campaign during finals.People target Grimm for being a schizo but at that point both fucking sides were a power of friendship.
>>694368437Stop arguing with this fucking weirdo, he doesn't deserve the attention, let him ride his high horse more quietly
5 and Jiren rapes Rance
>>694368352What the fuck is this shitAigis should be in the AI side (aka the worst one) if Angela is also there.
>>694368440>the faggot sarcastic overexplanation>the based simple mention of what he wants
Convince me to vote for your queen by posting pregnant pics of her
>>694368373> fanbases dictating what I dislikeYou're a closet homo
>>694368531Fuck off Antroon
>>694368531True.
>>694368552Here take my 5
>>694368197That's pretty cool anon, thanks.
>>6943685525 and Rance rapes Kefla
>>694368573I'm saying the opposite of what Antroon would say.
>>6943686066 and kefla rapes Rance
>>694368531>>694368579>all of them are safe horny picksPrudes won…
>>694368606What if Bazz rapes Rance instead that'd be horrible
>>694368537AIIIEEEEEE NOOOO YOU CAN'T FUCKING SAY THAT MY ARGUMENT FOR TARGETING THE SCHIZO ALLIANCE AND ONLY THE SCHIZO ALLIANCE GOES INTO THE TRASH
>>6943685525 and everyone in this thread gets raped
>>694368531Honestly I'm still super happy with all the commissions I had done of Recette. I really SHOULD finish the image set I wanted to do with Recette, too.
>>694368569Deal with it. Your pick isn't going to get my vote. It's great how you care some much about me and my single vote... Actually, you're probably a faggot.
>>694368652>RECETTE SNUFF MONTH 02
>>694368537That's one Eggman drawfag out of a bunch+Eggman hasn't won yet vs basically every Grimm drawfag making it a power of friendship thing and he's part of a club that definitely had one winner before, arguably two
4 and i get raped
>>694368628Sure Antroon. Keep bringing up lolis out of nowhere.
>>694368635Recette is safe horny now? Good. More people should know how cute she is.
>>694368658Who says I'm selling you a pick you schizo? I'm just calling a fag, faggot.
>>694368652>Recette snuff month
>>694368635Midna is safe horny?
>>694368573>Complain about the loli obsession >Anons take it as If I insulted their heterosexuality >Tfw
>>694368683Anon hexfag did the most for Eggman
>>694368683To be fair, Hexnon last year wasn't just an Eggman drawfag, he was THE Eggman drawfag.
>>694368683You forget that Hexfag was basically carrying Eggman in OC output up until at least semi-finals.
Recettey Lemonass
>>694368681>>694368729It was gonna be part of this whole thing where I basically dedid my thing with Recette, Kokoro, and Kaban-chan when I first started drawing. Nothing bloody or anything, just lots of dicking (to death).
>>694368568not getting banned for my fetish, sorry
>>694368721Post a genuinely horny pick next time. Cute won't cut it.>>694368739The prime example.
>>694368726You've been beaten. Like always. No idea why you think you're friends with me after all these years. You do everything wrong.
>>694368683I am surprised that Hexfag isn't in a wheelchair on how fucking hard he carried Eggman the previous year. It was disproportionate how less attention Eggman got in the previous year compared to 2021.
>>694368639That ship has sailed.>>694368739Not in imp form. Loli coded.>NUH UH!!!yeah huh
it smells of villainy in here
People defend Hexfag like he stopped the world from ending.
>>694368834>loliIs safe horny. You're afraid of large breasts.
If you roll 6 rouge and kanna are going to visit your house tonight
>>694368865I have no feelings for or against Hexfag, he can draw who he wants to draw and I'll never shame or criticize him for it. I'm just setting the record straight because it feels like people forget some things and the schizo boogeyman mindset gets annoying.
>>694368883I want this
>>694368883I also want this.
What is safe horny even supposed to mean here.
>One guy draws his favorite Pokemon girl a lot>doesn't cause fights>doesn't insult people>doesn't create drama>doesn't attentionwhore>doesn't force fetishes onto people>this causes immense agony to nu-/v/
heh. someone got triggered and started posting a bunch of porn OP threads in the catalog.
>>694368931It's safe to say that you're horny for a character because social media people already said it for you or some stupid shit like that honestly man I don't fucking know
>>694368943I guess the giant fat may vore doesn't exist now
>>694368943>doesn't force fetishes onto peopleYeah about that…
>>694368865Hex sure gets a lot of OC this time around. Her campaign seems kind of low key but she gets the pictures rolling in on the regular, and OP images too. Other candidates need to step their OC game up if they wanna have a chance>>694368876
>>694368943>doesn't force fetishesThat's where you're wrong, kiddo.
5 and all porn is forbidden
>>6943689985 and straight porn is encouraged!
>>694368943Thank moderation for asking for this.
>>694368958that's just 3 am /v/
>>694368931You can have a boner for a thing and people won't judge you for itSo literally nothing at all right now, because people won't stop fucking whining for some reason. I blame the ms /co/ fags
>>694368943>doesn't force fetishes onto peopleWhere were you?
Reminder Hex Maniac was always getting trashed on for being a nothing npc off-model coom character but now it's tabboo to insult her cause of the drawfag.
>>694369015Hell yeah based Maya!
>>6943690155 and gay porn is also encouraged.
>>694369015aerdGOD I KNEEL
>>694368943It was about time for us to get a resident Schizo sadly.I have seen them many times, they either start hating a character or an specific anon and don't stop unless ignored or rangebanned.
>>694368995>>694368991>>694368990>>694369030It appears I have missed something
>>694369015The hero this tournament deserves, ladies and gents
>>694369031I remember people dragging hex for being an NPC and archetype even when hex campaigned for her.
>>694369042>>694369072Aerd is based
>>694368943>>694369060>He WAS unaware
8 and Pokegirls are SHIT and FINISHED
>>694369020It started about 30 minutes ago. The porn argument started heating up that long ago. The timing is too close. One of the resident shitposters blew a fuse and started up all at once.
>>694369015I hate that Aerd is one of the least cringe posters in this thread right now.
>>6943690155 and all the straight porn gets turned into gay porn
Well this is just an especially awful thread
take your sedatives, /v/
>>694368905What people who use the schizo alliance boogeyman don't seem to grasp is that "power of friendship" and basic shonen tropes is something King voters like IN GENERAL. You are going to keep seeing that stuff no matter how much you want to spitevote a certain subset of characters over it, because it was never about them specifically using it.
This wouldn't have happened if you voted Bazz...
>>694368943Because it's a nothing npc character that gets a made-up off-model personality by one drawfag and everyone votes for her because of him instead of the "character" themself.
>>6943690155 and we get twink porn instead
>>694365557
>>6943690156 and it's all Futa
>>694369176Don't worry, it's going to get worse.
>>694369072I said I wouldn't draw porn for Queen of /v/, but if Maya wins the next round, I wouldn't be above commissioning some lewd art of her to celebrate in all honesty. She's really cute and I remember liking her when I played Ace Attorney 1.
>>694368290>Why do you think he doesn't care?Seeing all of his Hex OC makes me feel like he doesn't care about Pokemon, which is fair, it's fucking Pokemon, but why support a NPC from it? Is it really just because he finds her sexy? If so, that's the character he finds the sexiest from the series? Not even just the series, the character he find sexiest in general? I'm confused, I want to know why this is the character he has decided to support since he's the reason some people are voting for her.>Are you the one arguing that sex appeal is bad somehow?What? No, nothing wrong with sex appeal, we're in a tournament about female character after all. Still, if you're gonna support a character you find sexy, wouldn't you choose one that you like more due to liking their series, personality or something else?>Were you maining Scout's mom?That is a worse character than Hex Maniac, she literally has less going for her than the NPC class. She isn't sexy, her only appearances are the pictures in Meet the Spy and one panel in the comic, she has no dialogue, no personality and only exists as a link between the character of Spy and Scout.
>>6943692255 and it's canceled
>>694369126Stop hating on my favorite please. She's fun and cute
>>694369225Good old /v/ culture. Most people here wouldn't understand!
>>694369225TWINKCHADS
>>694369242BazzSCHOLARS would never stoop to this
>real thread was deleted>fake thread reaches bump limitOnce again, I just want to congratulate the jannies for a job well done. Anyways, since this thread wasn't made by one of the hosts, I guess that means this thread isn't canon.
>>694369225/ss/ art isn't for me but I wouldn't mind that being the theme for the tournament. Not like I'd follow anyone else's GET, lol
>>694369225But Mr /trash/ hasn’t happened yet.
>>694369176Take notes for when you want attention. Porn addicts on /v/ get triggered harder than an SJW that was just flashed.
>>694369048>everyone with this issue is One Guyhere we go.
>>694365557>the belt buckleHOLY KEK
>>694369304Dill’s affiliated with the hosts even if he’s not an official one, this thread is legit.
>>694369316>/ss/>twinkAnon…
>>694369352You mean prudes get triggered.
>>694369197Okay, but you can do that while staying IN CHARACTERThe schizo alliance gets shit because it's just retarded fanfictionGrimm isn't a nice guy, he's a tormented man a few bad decisions away from rapeGarland is some autist that wants to kill chaos, no he doesn't slap on a bazillion video game character accessoriesBatter doesn't even have a personality at all, he is focused only on objectives like a robotFor a video game CHARACTER tournament, there's very little to do with the CHARACTERS
>>694369417Kek true
>>694369394Feminine males are just little boys. The Greeks and Japanese told me so.
>>694369357Marco in Krillin's position here.
>>694369451Okay but it's not straight even if the Greeks did it
I got a gut feeling about these characters. I'm keeping my eye on them.>Maya>Felicia>PalutenaThe jury is out on the rest. If certain characters get certain victories I will have a lot more to think about with them, especially a certain spider.
>>694369316Who would Maya even /ss/ with? Only shota I can even think of is that little brat from the Silver Samurai case. This kid
>>694369485Well yeah, that's because it's girls fucking little boys, duh.
>>694369434>For a video game CHARACTER tournament, there's very little to do with the CHARACTERSThat's the entire point of these threads, if you haven't noticed. These are manufactured drama and a few genuinely triggered individuals when they get called out.
>>694369434Don't care. Will campaign for AM where he gets help from all the characters he defeated, thus making him win with the power of friendship. Batterbros and Grimmbros are gonna be soooo proud of me...
>Wake up >find out both callie and Marie are out of the race Man, and here i thought their victory in the grand festival would at least get them through round 1 Mayby next year i'll drawfag a better campaign for them
>>694369434>Grimm isn't a nice guyGrimm is a wonderful man, when he's not being driven insane and put into sadistic situations.
>>694369417>>694369450Prides are winning with all this safe horny shit. Not much to get triggered over
The Bazz incident proves people actually overreact to even the smallest of pushback from a heavy hitter btw
>>694369434>Grimm isn't a nice guy, he's a tormented man a few bad decisions away from rapeHe's both.
>>694369485they didnt, or to be certain didnt support it. You fell for the oldest history kinaidos psyop
>>694369508>Who would Maya even /ss/ with?Faceless Motsuaki-esque shota rapist with an insatiable sexual appetite, obviously. There's no other answer when it comes to /ss/.
>>694369562Anti-AMbro blatantly falseflagging as an AMbro…
>>694369394Shota twinks exist though
>>694369562They should be assimilated borg style. Instead of the power of friendship, they get hAMmed up with cybernetics and hate.
>>694369523So why don't the hosts just fuck make some dumb /trash/ or /tnt/ general instead like the hunger games threads? Because it seems like we don't actually have an option for a best video game character contest if all we're getting is fanfiction, trannies, whitelist etc.
>>694369617>even the smallest of pushbackThere was nothing small about the Bazz push. It basically dominated the whole round.
>>694369647Oh yeah, /cm/
>>694369648Thanks anon. You're really making me think more for my AM campaign. It's gonna be so kino...
>>694369657Anon the whole thread people were either against Bazz or shitposting nobody genuinely believed Bazz could beat Maya. You'd have to be retarded to believe that.
>>694369647I never let Shion have him because I'm almost sure she'd wind up shoving something up his ass. Poor kid
>>694369434>he doesn't slap on a bazillion video game character accessoriesHe probably would. Outfit customization was a whole thing in the game.
There was a sense of melancholy in the air of Cabin 10. The cabin was home to several young boys, ranging from shapeshifters to ninjas to reincarnations of the very spirit of the world itself – however, all but two of them were out enjoying the activities at Camp W.O.O.D.Y., one of the remaining boys filling the air with heavy, pensive breathing as he lay on his bed… and the other quickly becoming frustrated with him for doing so. His brow furled above his lime-green eyes, Ben Tennyson had finally been driven to the unthinkable – pausing his beloved Sumo Slammers game.“Hey, Dipper? You think you could try being less of a sadsack? Or maybe go be one somewhere else? I’m trying to lay the smackdown on Kenko, and it’s kinda hard to focus with you sighing over there.”On the opposite side of the room, Dipper Pines laid back in his bed, staring at the bottom of the one above his. “Ben? Do you ever feel like people don’t respect you?”“Dude, have you met my cousin? I swear, the way Gwen treats me-““Not like that like, Ben.” Dipper sat up, adjusting his hat. “I mean, like when something bad happens in this Camp, like that supervillain invasion, or that Wendigo intern, people are able to turn to you and trust that you’ll be able to help keep things under control. Even if you aren’t always as on top of things as the other heroes at this camp, you’re still a hero.” The boy looked out the window beside his bed, a seeing his reflection over the camp’s proving grounds in the distance. “I’m not here because I’m a hero; heck, I’m not even here to become a hero. Everything I’ve seen back in Gravity Falls – Bill Cipher, the Blind Eyes, Gideon – it barely meant a thing back there and it might even mean less here. All I’m ever gonna be at this camp is a civilian – a bystander… a nobody.”
>>694369434I don't even completely disagree but going back to the original point, how is what Hexanon did with Eggman and Hex not OOC fan fiction either? It’s something everyone can be guilty off.
>>694369654Because moderation won't get rid of them. I've been on /v/ for such a long time that I recognize a ton of usual shitposters in the tournament threads. They attract the resident raid groups and their hobby is literally making /v/ a worse place. I can't pretend I know their motive beyond them being permanent teenagers who like to be a part of secret clubs and cause drama.
Vote Etna, happy halloween
>>694369867“Well, yeah; what else are you gonna be without any powers or training?” Dipper whipped his head around, his face displaying a mix of confusion and anger as Ben continued. “Sure you miss out on the excitement – and it is exciting being a superhero like yours truly – but to be honest it’s not like you normals have it that bad. Some days, I’d love to be able to just lay around in bed all day with some snacks and a Sumo Slammers DVD set; but I’m one of the heroes, so I gotta get dragged out for training exercises and lectures. You get to kick back and relax pretty much every day here. So why don’t you just enjoy it?”“Are you kidding me!?” Dipper had reached a tipping point, startling Ben with his outburst. “Don’t you remember back at Spectral-Ops? How you were so gung-ho to go after Eris? How they turned you down? Didn’t that sting, even a little? Didn’t that hurt being told that your place was on the sidelines?”Ben blushed, rubbing the back of his neck as a smirk spread on his face. “Truth be told, I wasn’t so much interested in stopping Eris as I was interested in going another round with her. I mean, c’mon – did you see that sexy apple bottom? Don’t tell me you weren’t interested in getting back in there yourself.”Dipper began blushing as well, though it wasn’t so much due to lewd thoughts - rather, his cheeks burned with a slight sense shame. “I really shouldn’t be. I mean, I have a girlfriend. I shouldn’t even have let Eris seduce me in the first place – seriously, how’d I let her convince me a blowjob wasn’t cheating?…”Ben raised an eyebrow as Dipper trailed off. “Wait, just a blowjob? You didn’t get any tail? Man, dude, what is it with you and missing all the best stuff?”“Yes, thank you for that Ben; I really appreciate-“
>>694369883she looks like bazz...
>>694369852Sorry dude.
I love this Choctopus
>>694363949>>694364865I'll stand with with you anons until the final bell tolls. Godspeed Princess>>694365281You cannot underestimate 2B anon. She's one of the most iconic vidya waifus and has done a cross-over with every game imaginable. I think her worst performance is top 16. I still want to have hope but Princess winning would be a hug upset>>694364903Poor Aigis has to carry the entire franchise on her back. Take my energy anon
>>694369852Explain yourself immediately, or face my schizo headcanon
>>694369927“I mean, do you know how tight that pussy was? Forget the Goddess of Chaos; it felt like I was gettin’ some from the Goddess of Sex! What’s that one’s name again? Afro-titties or something?… Dipper? Dipper?”Ben looked towards the door as he heard it slam, Dipper walking away in a huff. Tennyson shrugged and simply resumed his fight with the digital shapeshifter as Pines headed off towards Camp W.O.O.D.Y.’s gift shop, figuring that if the hero of Bellwood was going to be absolutely useless in making him not feel absolutely useless, he could confide in one of the few people he knew he could always trust to take him seriously. Besides, reminiscing about his adventure with Eris had him a little hot and bothered – maybe feeling the touch of that soft, freckled skin on his could help calm him down. Either way, Dipper knew that if anyone could get him to feel better, she could./////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////“Oh, come on, guys it would be a great idea!”Chris McLean was so excited about the idea – all the money and fame it would bring. But the other counselors would have none of it.“We are not putting hidden cameras around the camp,” said Storm - joined by Aqualad, Wonder Woman, Martian Manhunter and Green Lantern (John Stewart). “We have enough cameras to ensure the safety of our campers – to exploit them and invade their privacy would be a massive breach of ethics.”“But this camp is brimming with excitement!” spouted Chris. “Just think of all the entertainment! The fighting, the sex, the drama, the sex, the sex- did I mention the sex?”Diana shook her head. “Chris, this isn’t the set of some cheesy porno. Really, how much sex do you think these kids are actually having?”The comment elicited a few coughs from resident telepath J’onn, who began looking away evasively as the others turned to him, leaving everyone but Chris somewhat stunned.
>>694369869It's an out of character moment, (EVERY campaign is guilty of this) but not to the extent, severity, or success as the schizos.
>>694369741Ironic campaigning is still a push. It'd be far from the first time thread hype or shitposting got a character through.
>>694369974Chris quickly became smug – moreso than was usual for him. “What’d I tell ya? Hell, just the other day on the security feed I saw Anne Maria taking it up the butt from Cameron in the girls showers.” After a brief moment of reflection, the Reality Show host exclaimed “Actually, we probably don’t need more cameras! We just need to sell some of the steamier security footage and –““Out of the question!” exclaimed Kaldur. “What these kids do in private – and… with their privates – is their business, Chris, not yours.”“We’re not selling Sex Tapes of our campers,” proclaimed John.“Or any tapes,” agreed J’onn. “End of story.”“But-““No, Chris.” Storm cut him off quickly, her body crackling with light electricity as a gust whirled around in the sealed room. “This is not negotiable. Things may work differently on your islands and planes; but so long as you are on these grounds, you will be expected to actually respect the privacy of our campers.” Storm began to calm herself, the lightning around her dissipating and the wind settling – albeit leaving a few documents scattered on the floor. “Does anyone else have anything to add?”The other counselors stood steadfast, shaking their heads before Wonder Woman spoke up. “I think we have everything covered. Meeting adjourned.”
>>694369951>Nikkefags swiping up the poll because of 2bWhat a horrifying scenario to imagine.
>>694369852your character sux man
>>694370035The counselors disbanded thereafter, leaving Chris to stew in aggravation as he headed towards one of the camp’s security rooms. As he sat down in front of the wall of monitors, out of the corner of his eye he caught something interesting in the Camp W.O.O.D.Y. Gift Shop. The young woman who worked there – a tall redhead by the name of Wendy Corduroy – was sitting at her post with her pants and panties pulled down as a young boy with messy brown hair and a blue and white trucker cap ran his tongue between her legs, leaving her to blush and bite her finger. Chris was soon joined at the console by Chef Hatchet, who arrived as Wendy pushed her young lover to the floor, kissing him tenderly on the lips before pulling his pants down to suck the stiff wood they contained.“Damn, those two look like they’re having fun.”Chef’s observation fell on all too active ears, as Chris reached a boiling point. “That’s exactly what I mean! Chef, bro, do you realize how much money we could be making if we could just sell this footage? We could be swimming in cash! But nooooo, we have to worry about ‘ethics’ and ‘confidentiality.’ What a load of bullshit.” The two turned their attention back to the monitors as Wendy slowly ran Dipper’s shaft out from her lips, kissing the tip of his root before Dipper pushed her back, kissing her neck while positioning his hips to align with hers.“Ah, but don’t worry too much, buddy,” said Chris as he watched Dipper make the first thrust into Wendy’s box. “I’m sure I’ll think of something.”/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
>>694369434>>694370000Jack isn't even a schizo. It was only like that in 2021 when people didn't know the full extent of his character since the game wasn't out yet. He had completely fucking nothing to do with the alliance in 2022. There was NOTHING relating to the schizo alliance in 2022. Jack didn't have it, AM didn't have it, the rest lost.
>>694369119I WANT TO KNOW
>>694369934This one knows too much...
>>694370046Did Dr*ke even get nominated?
>>694370091While the cameras gave Chris and Chef eyes to look through, only live in the gift shop itself could one hear the Muzak being drowned out by symphony of breath, sung by Wendy and Dipper, and conducted by the latter’s baton. The young lovers moved perfectly in time with each other, their rhythm bringing them untold ecstasy. The composition contained only one lyric – the name “Wendy” repeated in a boyish tenor several times, each marking an increase in tempo that, in turn, sent the couple’s voices into a lewd crescendo – Wendy’s breaths turning to gasps, then moans, then screams, all while Dipper cried her name ever louder. Each movement brought Wendy closer and closer to losing her mind until finally she gave in completely and silenced the music, pulling Dipper’s lips to hers in a passionate kiss while pushing him inside with her legs as he filled her with his cum. The two pulled away from each other to catch their breaths, letting their bodies relax a bit before starting to talk.“So,” started Wendy, her speech lightly slurred from the afterglow, “you feel any better now?”“Yeah, I think so.”“You think so?”“Well I do feel better, but it’s not like this solves the problem,” Dipper began to explain. “Wendy, I love you – you are absolutely amazing and it’s so nice to take my mind off how useless I’ve been feeling lately, but-““Dipper, I think you just proved how not-useless you are,” Wendy said, seating herself beside her lover and caressing his hand. “Seriously, for a camp filled with superheroes, you would not believe how boring the gift shop is most of the time. Sure, every now and then some big fight for great justice breaks through the door, but for the most part it’s either me sitting here doing nothing or trying to get that Brazilian monk guy to stop hitting on me. It’s nice to have you here to make things a bit more… exciting.”
Everywhere I look, I see Bazz's face...>>694370092Nice work
>>694370102I don't care about the damage control. I want somebody not affiliated with that dumb club and I want a king winner with an actually good video game again.
>>694370158Wendy gazed lovingly at Dipper, bringing the young boy to blush profusely. “Well, I’m glad you feel that way. Still, I just wish I could be as helpful to everyone else around camp.” He turned to see Wendy raise her eyebrow, with a lewd smirk plastered on her face. “Not like that!” Dipper’s red-faced outburst sent Wendy into a fit of laughter, a sigh escaping him as Wendy calmed down to let him continue. “It’s just- you know what I mean, right? Like, after the assault at the start of the summer, and now this whole deal with Eris… I just wish I had more to offer.” Dipper sighed as Wendy placed her arm around him, the two lost in thought until Dipper furled his brow. “Maybe…”Dipper turned towards his backpack, Wendy releasing him as he dug his hands in, after a while pulling out a worn old journal, bound in a faded burgundy cover emblazoned on the front by a golden six-fingered hand displaying a large number 3 in its palm. He began flipping through the pages, skimming each one for anything that might be able to help him as Wendy grabbed her clothes and began to dress herself while reading over her lover’s shoulder. Soon, the young Pines reached exactly what he felt he needed. “Aha!” He exclaimed. “Wendy, look at this.” The redhead turned her attention to the page as Dipper began to read aloud:
>>694370192Black Souls 2 is a fantastic game. One of the few JRPGs I actually enjoy.
>>694370124>>694176782
>the incestfag has gone insane is basically spamming copypastas nowAnyways.>>694367794Finally someone said it.
A 9 gets to determine what happens to the DTVA spammer
>>694369869I mean there's levels to this. The drawings of Eggman being nice to Hex are OOC mainly because it's built of tournament lore. Eggman himself can be pretty fatherly sometime, especially in Frontiers. Is it completely character accurate? No, but I think it fits his character well.Actual character breaking-OOC campaigning is all the attempts at putting Scout from TF2 into the schizo-alliance with all that schizo scout stuff from last year.
>>694364865Fuck it, i'm voting for you princess, 2Boring fans are troons and blackedfagsAlso fuck the silent majority
>>694370192>I want somebody not affiliated with that dumb club So Jack and AM?
>>694370053Do you know any other obsessive swirly eyes character looking for their special one with tons of appeal? Hex is the only one and any character with a similar concept will be called Hex
>>694370248based
>>694370092rad
>>694370268>incestJust another form of perversion. I keep warning people that this brand of person is not sane.
>>694370248How is that "forcing" a fetish onto people? It's ONE drawing. it's not like the recette fag constantly harping about pedophilia, or the dipperfag derailing with cuck posting. Take your meds.
>>694370316This. Hex owns this concept. A revoltionary. Other girls can't compete.
>>694370102If anything, Jack is an example of how much power these kind of shonen-ish narratives have on King. Go back to the Jack vs AM match and think long and hard about who the average Ko/v/ was going to vote for going off what their campaigns consisted of at the time.
>>694370316Literally everyone in Danganronpa, this bitch ain't special
>>694370316There's plenty of yandere girls, yeah.
>no swirly eyesIt's over
>>694370342He also made art of giantess fat May voring Hex
>>694370007One of the songs that got posted for the tranny literally had lyrics about cutting off his dick and ACKing.
>>694368307it's because 2B "fans" are actual negro worshipers
>>694370275He gets to fuck the E8 2023
>>694370301Are you ACTUALLY trying to bait me into thinking AM isn't well-known for being part of the schizo alliance? Do you expect me to be that stupid?
>>694370453Dipperfag...
>all this pearl clutchingjesus get over yourselvesI'm not even voting for hex because I like garde more but this is stupid
QUICK before thread archivesWho will be your mains for /cov/ 2025?
>>694370387Mabel
>>694370468Now go to 2022 (the run where AM got 4th place) and find me any major aspect of AM's campaign that involved him being in the schizo alliance.
>>694370403Where is it?
>>694370484Blame Ammyfags for the pearl clutching
>>694370316This nigga serious now?
>AMfags getting uppityThe only reason your /lit/ character ever did well is because of the schizo alliance. Deal with it.
>>694370208My studies of the mysterious occurrences in Gravity Falls have leaded me to no small amount of dangerous situations. While my wits have kept me safe so far, I do not feel comfortable gambling with my life for much longer. I feel it is time to find ways to give myself a way to power through situations that I won’t be able to think my way out of. I believe I have found such a solution in a plant I discovered in the woods just south of the town, near the borders of Grant and Harney counties. I call it the Garnent Milkroot, after both its location and the fact that applying pressure to the root of the plant causes it to secret a white liquid, similar in taste and texture to whole milk. Ingestion of the substance lead me to feel greatly invigorated, and I found myself able to perform fantastic feats of physical prowess – although the crash once the drink wore off was accompanied by a great soreness. Further experiments mixing the Milkroot with other local flora have produced an elixir that grants me even an even larger and longer boon than the root by itself, and does not leave me feeling weary afterwards. I believe this elixir to be one of my greatest achievements in the last six years. 8-1! 9 3-1-14'20 2-5-12-9-5-22-5 8-15-23 19-8-15-18-20-19-9-7-8-20-5-4 9 23-1-19. 3-15-13-16-12-5-20-9-14-7 20-8-5 16-15-18-20-1-12 23-9-12-12 16-21-20 20-8-9-19 5-12-9-24-9-18 20-15 19-8-1-13-5.“Dude,” said Wendy, now fully clothed, “this elixir business sounds like it could totally fix your problem!”“Yeah, but it’s not like we have access to this Milkroot thing, or any of the equipment to make the elixir. I mean, we have the labs here at camp, but I doubt they’ll let us use them.”Wendy paused for a moment to think before inspiration struck, a cheeky smirk plastered on her freckled face. “Well, then, it’s a good thing we know someone on the outside.”
>>694370571NSA btw not sure if that matters
Bayonetta, Black Hat, Wesker, Goo? SHIT and FINISHED
My ass is so sore...
>>694367794True but I like 2b well enough. She's nice
>>694370610HUNKbros... is it time?
>>694370468It's a 2021 thing. The 2022 campaign was pure AM villainy thing without any alliance connection. Just like Grimm 2023 pre-finale against Eggman.
>>694369967Too slow, schizo headcanon time>instead of doing it himself, he draws Hex answering questions or his reactions>draws Hex with Eggman after being the one to draw for him the most, people saying he carried him>the fucking transformation fetish shit, (You) becoming HexHe's self-inserting himself, that's what he's doing! He sees himself as Hex, that explains it!
>>694370610Goo?
>>694370610Bayo and Wesker will be fine. Like GLaDOS and SHODAN, they even enough legit fans to cushion the blow.
>>694370387Hmph
>>694370547Why do you keep bringing up Ammyfags.What do they have to do with this.
>>694370648>Just like Grimm 2023 pre-finaleWow, so it sounds like a terrible idea to let him anywhere near the finale, because that loves to happen then
>>694370704>he doesn't know
>>694370672>BayoYeah, you can avoid drama by being left out of the tournament. Smart thinking
>>694370636Battler...
>>694370704Either shitposting as NSA or the /co/fags brigading, /co/ wouldn't shut the fuck up about Amaterasu
>>694370661I believe he's talking about Goo from Foster's. Probably Ms. /co/ lore.
>>694370739She made E8 retard.
>>694370739Seven others got left out too
>>694370130She overslept
All I know is that the last 3 kings have been shitThe tournaments have been good tho
>>694370775>>694370818That was the joke.
>>694370827King /v/ feels like the most journey > destination tournament out of all of them.
>>694370608Dipper turned to look at her blankly for a moment before her words clicked in his head. After a brief exchange of nods, Dipper produced a cellphone from his pockets and began to dial. There was a foul odor in the air where the call was being received, ambiguous as to whether it was stronger from the refuse strewn around the ramshackle hut, or from the strange old man trying to stuff a live porcupine into a pot of boiling water. The rodent would be spared, however, as after a brief moment of panic, the man recognized the ringing as more than a hallucination, tossing way his would-be lunch to answer the phone.“Hello?”“McGucket?”“Dipper!” Old Man Fiddleford Hadron McGucket cackled to himself, delighted to hear the voice of one of the few friends he had. “Good ol’ Dipper Pines. How’re you doin’ boy? Interdimensional super hero camp treatin’ you well?”“Sort of,” Dipper mumbled into the phone.“Hmm. Sounds like you’re in a bit of a pickle. Anything I can help with? I’m assumin’ so, what with you a-callin’ me up and such.”“Yeah. You’re good with making potions and tonics, right?”“I dabble,” McGucket stated with false humility.“Well, I’ve been trying to prove myself useful around the camp, but everyone’s been writing me off for being young and powerless. I found something in the Journal about an elixir the author used to make to grant himself some extra speed, strength, stamina, etc., - basically a shortcut to peak physical condition. It says it’s made from a plant called the Garnent Milkroot?”“Hmm… sounds familiar. Does that book o’ yours list any other ingredients?”“Uhh… yeah, there’s a recipe here with some instructions on how to prepare it.”
All this incessant arguing when you could have just checked this 5
>>694370775sponsored by NSA btw
Only Jesus can save this tournament now.
>>694370827Hahahahahah, JACK OFF! YA GET IT? THEY'RE BOTH NAMED JACK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.
Gardevoirfags, explain this.
>>694370648I wonder how much of AM's campaign being so blatantly assholish and antagonistic yet in-character works for or against him.
>>694370871Ammybros…were sponsored by NSA…
>>694370840Man, King /v/ really is a manga because it's allergic to good endings
>>694370130>>694370824How does he do it
>>694370864What if the 5 made it happen forever that'd be terrible
>>694370901AM would canonically put the muzzle on Ammy and then neuter her.
>>694360921>Internet went out for 2 hours after I finished thisAnyways Vote DON!
Schizo? Not-Schizo? All I know is fuck whitelisted characters and fuck point and clicks, they're a shit genre I'm glad died in the 90's
>>694370860“Well hot dollybowls! That sure makes it easier on me! And hey, I finally got my old fax machine workin’ again, so just send me the recipe ‘n’ I’ll start puttin’ it together faster’n you can say ‘Orjfrw Erztiz!’”“I wouldn’t even know how to pronounce what you just said, but alright! I’ll let the counselors know about the delivery and you can call them when you’re ready to ship! Thank you so much for this, McGucket.”“Aw, hush, boy. It ain’t nothin’! Just let me know how it all works out fer ya! Later!”“Later, McGucket.” Dipper turned to Wendy as he hung up the phone, his heart racing with excitement at this new development. “Well, I’m gonna go head to the mail room and send the recipe over. See you in a little bit?”“Sure! Good luck, man!”Dipper laid a hand on Wendy’s freckled cheek and pulled her down for a quick kiss before heading out the door… then coming back in and putting his clothes back on. After that, however, he ran as fast as he could to the copy machine in the mailroom, putting in McGucket’s number as he laid the Journal on top of the scanner. A few brief moments later, the message was sent.Now all there was to do was wait…
I AM
>>694370889It's the best that could have been done at that point.
What hours are we having now? Because threads always turn into a shitfest around this time.
>>694370986gay
>>694370959Warioanon…
>>694370902>AMMYAMMYAMMYBeat Bayo fair and square even with NSA's bullshittery.
>>694370959You have to be careful, nostalgia is powerful and the whitelist is the only way they can allow illegitimate favorite characters.
>>694370986I AM ALL OF ME
>>694370990It's the fact that THAT was how such a kino tournement ended.
>>694370959ACfag...
>>694371019So does this mean Ammyfags approve of Dipper fucking Bayo
>>694370653This explains why Hex, an NPC, it has no personality so it's easy for him to insert his own!
I want my /m/ tournament.......
>>694370872Christ is king. There's no reason to hold a tournament to know that.
>>694370986AT ALDI
>>694371082Anon, it's been over a year. Let it go.
>>694371082Another reason to hate the French.
>>694371019In your headcanon on Planet Retard
Rate the following ACTUAL schizo character's chances>Jacket>Harry Du Bois>Isaac Clarke
>>694371126Jacket's the best out of these, his game is really good
>>694370986SUPER BEJITA
>>694371096It's hard to let go when it was getting brought up around the same time the /v/ tournaments, Queen's reminding me of how hard we missed out.
>>694370735It was a repeat of 2021. It was expected that it would have appeared.
>>694371051I'm not paying for that
>>694371104>>694371060>one minute apart
>>694371043Well Jack was all flavored upNot much to say there>>694371082King would have been interstingQueen? A few girls I would actually care for.
>>694371174>one minu-ACKBoom, Dipper is fucking Bayo
>>694371164It all stems from 2021. If that damned Recette hadn't won, none of this would have happened.
>>694371187I would've gone all in on Sayaka had a Queen of /m/ actually happened, Haman would probably be a shoe in but like hell if I wouldn't campaign for the best Super Robot girl.
>Boom, Dipper is SSSSSLLLLLRRRRPPPPP>Oh Son Goku, you're so manly letting me suck you off~ <3
What the fuck would have happened if Jill Valentine just won that year?
>>694371187I'm going to Alice
YOUR MEMO YOUR MEMO
>>694371231>ACKEnough head canon
Mabel
Luv me Princess
>>694371126Harry really does come across as one of those characters that's just waiting for the right moment. He would lead to a lot of seething though.
>>694371242Mado takes it easily cause the finale would probably be her vs. Marisa and people wouldn't want a repeat touhou winner just a year later.
I just want to see that giatn Hex art, you guys got me curious
>>694371271That's our bazz
>>694371272>SSSSLLLLRRRRPKeep going pedophilic rat. You better have enough energy on your device, because I'm taking my time to sissify your picks, babe.
>>694371271
>>694371313And with mado winning, the merchant alliance would have likely won with either Eggman as am honorary merchant, Morshu, or Wario. Then what?
>>694371348Bulma is ours now Cuckgeta
>>694371381Your gif broke
Another thread with DTVAfag getting eviscerated alive. Nice.
>>694371348K, b, c.
I've finally woke up, soon is the time...ORE WA
>>694371313Forgot Recette, imagine MARISA winning 2021. What kind of calamity would THAT cause?
>>694371393Eggman and Wario fill Batter and Grimm's slot, making a much better King /v/ pantheon.
>>694371413But Dipper is fucking all the girls?
>>694371393Merchant dominate for the next 2 years.
>>694371381I got you SHODANBro
Monsieur Grimm, boot up your discord serveur. We have votes to dump!
>>694371397>
>>694371441Eh, Grimm isn't bad in and of himselfIt's the circumstances around him
>>694371474Damn Steven can get bitches looking like THIS?Chad.
>>694371441I don't even have to reply with...in my headcanonbecause it literally is
>>694371464thanks, i kept forgetting to save it
Mado winning would still have Batter win btw. The timeline differs in Batter vs Spamton.
>>694371481
>>694371486Eggman and Wario are already very conventionally regarded picks outside of anything to do with alliances so there'd be less shitting over them.
>>694371524All it means is Batter gets a lot more porm made
>>694371545That's the shitters problem not the characters
/co/fags really do ruin everything, huh?
>>694371474>>694371397
>>694371545Vince Mcmahon wouldn't like to hear that
>>694371569And fucking Chi Chi, thank you Kekarot
>>694371562You think /co/fags vote Maya and Hex?
>>694371614Maya? Yeah I can see them do that.
>>694371614I mean the threads.
>>694371562Even co fags hate co fags, dtva posters and steven universe are the worst part of those tourneys by a mile
I don't care about conventionally regarded picks
>>694371592Eww. Take her.
>>694371562Crossboarding goes both ways
