KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT!►►VOTE: https://forms.gle/YPygMgCBPmtAqyj1A—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-3-0w4d►OChttps://4tourney.wikitide.org/wiki/King_of_/v/_2024/Galleryhttps://queenkingv.booru.org/►Nominations: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iyEvhCLdHgBoPaFf8TzA79wqPcHRqegR7evnMvH4q6o/edit?gid=0#gid=0►Qualifiers: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSczeKUseqA39hRIEgsu5XGzo10Fky1kLI_UQSZ5gSc0OE39GA/viewanalytics►Bracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024►Detailed Rules and Info: https://pastebin.com/2jqMy7Y2 (embed) (embed)►Character Limit—For qualifier poll>Game or Franchise Series can only have 3 characters (i.e. 3 characters from Metal Gear, Touhou, or Pokemon)►Judges:Yotsuba/v/-tanTre/vr/Senator Armstrong►Hosts>Ballsanon !!TSeJH+Shkly>Coayynon !!HfHRhjBcrKX>PenisAnon !KoAd713y0Q>Samaritanon !!LKu0yr+rtFu►Nominations: >>696524528 ►Qualifiers: >>696609638 ►Round 1: >>696715697 ►Round 2: Current►Previous: >>696787218
Your main lost.
TOTAL NICK VICTORY
I'm the coolest.
meanwhile, on Planet Retard
>>696793571OC AnchorThis is an official thread, i forgot my trip
BATTLERBROS TAKE MY ENERGYI HAVE A JOB NOW, FINISH WHAT I COULD NOTWE MUST GROW BEYOND AGENT 47BATTLERCANWINhttps://mega.nz/folder/srtlgLYZ#W7WO3eqvsuG30hUvT5yLVg
Banjo bros...what went wrong?
Jobbler...
...I won? Of course! Crono was no match for my evil genius.Quickly, onto Round 2! Come along!
>>696793098[ DRAMA ] - Trivial:Failure>Things are spiraling out of control, sire. You'll need to display an incredible feat of bullshitting to squeeze the ball in the hole here.[ ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY ]> Hm...[ DRAMA ]>Tell him about gold. He's wearing gold, sire, well- yellow, but it's close enough. Say something about gold. Say you have a pile of gold and- tell him he has it. Tell him he already gave you his pants, and you already gave him gold for the pants. [ LOGIC ] - Formidable: Success>If you already have the pants, why is he wearing them?[ CONCEPTUALIZATION ] - Impossible: Success>Something is wrong with the timeline. The world will end if you don't get those pants.[ SUGGESTION ] - Easy: Success>I can work with this, all of it. Tell him he needs to give you the pants, in exchange for the gold you've given him, otherwise the world will end.[ EMPATHY ]>He looks drunk enough to buy it. His nose has turned from pink to red.>I've already paid you for the pants, and if you don't give them to me, the world is going to end. You gave them to me already, but the timeline has begun to fall apart, and the only way to fix it is to give me those pants. All the gold I've given you will disappear unless I get those pants as soon as possible.
>>696793618
Form asking the date Playboy of /trash/ should happen, deadline is King's finals (ignore the first and third questions):https://forms.gle/hNCKSkyEv7TA7wcM9Small tournament about video game areas and locations, round 2:https://forms.gle/v9ax9T9dxdAmMxLy5https://challonge.com/zrkk82on
>>696793571>A new thread lies sprawled out before. Brand new canvas, for your cutting edge campaign to begin. Let them know who you are. Let them see what battered and bruised soul lies within Harrier DuBois.
lmao this is just Luigi's classic mode from Smash
>>696793618This is the King of /v/ 2024 map. Claim a tile and draw! Each square tile is 200x200px and there are 64 in total.>you can request any tile that is adjacent to a completed one. Check the latest update to see which ones are available or have already been claimed.>you can draw several tiles, but only claim one at a time. Don't be afraid to draw more than one tile since the map is quite big>try to make your tile connect to those next to it as best as you can
>>696793571>Doomguy vs VergilLiteral perfect match, i'll have some fun after work
fake thread
The password is My little pony but it's not working
>>696790793I'M ON IT
>>696790913Woo-wee! Now we're cooking! A good, clean fight without anything those WVBA suckas use to swipe Mac's title.The rules are still the same, son, let's give this good knight a "nighty night" before tomorrow night!
>>696793438The narrator after being forced to narrate gex actions...
>Nick over Imposter>Waluigi over Typhlosion despite the great OC, meanwhile, Regigigas beats Pit for some reason>Ellis over Banjo>Donkey Kong over Sephiroth>Gex over The Ancestor>Jacket over Alex Eggleston>The Soldier over Wheatleycringe, I'm afraid
>>696793614Sonic's the best!
Which dead campaigns did you like the most?
>>696793618>It was all going so smoothly. A job just like all the rest. A flurry of bullets and the thunder of his bat's impact. The phone calls never failed to deliver, violence for reasons beyond his comprehension, a simulacrum of war to bring his mind some peace. But as he raised his bat to cleave through skull he saw it. >Those cracked glasses. The scraggly, orange beard. Even that tacky, plaid shirt. It was unmistakeable. His final friend, the one he'd lost so, so long ago. He knew it couldn't be, had to be a dream, a mistake, a vision. He didn't particularly care.>The bat was lowered and a hand was offered. The redheaded man took it, with trepidation.>What followed was awkward, but not entirely unpleasant. They split a pizza, had some drinks. Caught up on lives the other was utterly unfamiliar with. Breaking bread with a man who was just recently trying to kill you felt strange. By the end of it he understood the man to be a stranger, but he still saw a friend sitting across from him.>Then time was up. He was gone. There was no catharsis. No release, no stillness broken by the dripping of blood. This job did not ease the unrest. It deepened it. Nothing made sense anymore.>The phone rang. Routine returned, and he grasped onto it like a man adrift at sea. His next task was laid out. The drive there was brutally quiet. His objective was unmistakable. A giant which rumbled down at him, fired a blast of energy he had to swerve to avoid. Leaping from his car, he stared up at the golem. Six defiant eyes glowered down at his mask's inscrutable expression. He gripped his bat tight, knuckles burning white. It would take a lot to bring something this big down. >Good. After that last job, he had a lot to work out.
Geraltbros we fucking JOBBED. To an ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTER, IT’S NEVER BEEN MORE OVER.
>>696793687FNAFtard...
>>696793725Regigigas is the better Pokemon rep, Typhlosion is just diet Rance
>>696793682Is there a theming to the tiles we should follow this time around?
>>696793696It's the full name of the show.
>>696793727Johnny. He will forever be in our hearts.>>696793415Whitelist is gone, but now there's a general Grandfather Clause.
>>696793696RETARD-KUN, NO!
>>696793727Duke
Mico here! Mico proud of all his Amicos! Mico say vote for Mico in Bottom 128!Mico put links below:Butler of /v/ Bottom 128 Tournament Round 2:https://challonge.com/ru6lysy0https://forms.gle/zPGD7GoTaQJjJyuz8https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-3-bottom-128-6wa0
>>696793701KINO...
>>696793776Not really, there's no obligation, but the tilemap itself is stylized after Black Souls.
FOXY YOU DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT YOU RIGGED ME OUT
>46.4%\WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT UPON WITH THESE RESULTS ̵̨̛͚̟͈̯̳̹͖̪̟̘̙͋̆͋̍̇̔̎̄̂͗͑͜ͅŖ̴̧̣̮̘͎̪͔̻͔͓̙͚̠̃͜͝ͅḚ̷̡̧̧̭̹̯̹͇̭̼͔̃͑̒͌͌̋͑̽̐̑̉̕͘͘̕͠ͅE̴̢͉͕̞͕̬̪̗̺̓̊͐͊Ë̵̥̻̮͇́Ė̴̡̻̜̣̼̮̥́E̴̘̩͔̩̻̬̮̗̮͈͕͚̠͙͍̞̔̆̏̐̽̈́̆̒̐̑̉̀E̷͍̼͔̞̜̰͍̻̗̮̒̑̾̽̈́̽͒̔̐͂͆̕̕͜ͅĘ̴̢͓͇̞̋͛́͂͋̆̎̈́̊͜E̷͓̤̗̞̦̰̠̖̬̦̣̱̝͈̒̍̽̋̆͆͌̂̿͑̏͘̕͝͝Ê̵̟̖̍̈́̄̃̔̎̓͋̓̾͊̍͑͝Ë̴̢̨̗̟̭̺̺̠̙̫̤̻̤̩͙̯͉́͆̐̀͆͐͝͠Ê̸̢̮̘̳͓͔̫͕̯̟͔͇͕̙ͅͅE̶̺͎̬̠͎̻̥̳̳̥̝͆̏͂͑̓̌̓̔̆͘͘Ë̷̡̛̯͚́̑̈́͗̍̒̒̇͋̾E̵̘̥͔͚̗͕̯͚̦̦̝̹̮̺̼̾̾̌̋̒̊̈́̓̉̏̏̀̀͜͝ͅE̸̢̡̖͕͓̙̞̘̬͇̼̞̣͙̥̮̎͗̊̍ͅȆ̶̡̛͚͍̩̒͑̃͝E̷̜̫͗͊̀̐̐̈͐̋̏̃̽̕̕͠
>>696793725typhlosion is a one-note rape meme whereas regigigas is a chaste slayer of gods
Next 128:https://forms.gle/oRwb8m8WXm8SLSrB9
>>696793798You should vote for Yashiki!
I voted but I'm open to being swayed on Wario v Metro Cop and Jacket v Regigigas. I will look at the threads with great interest.
>>696793701>>696793618Technically...
>>696793618It's almost as if this fight is the will of God.Good luck, hijo.
Little Mac made it to round 2 so to celebrate the occasion, I decided to beat Mike Tyson without save states again. I'll likely play through the other Punch-Out!! games if Mac proceeds to further rounds. Vote for Little Mac!https://files.catbox.moe/hvyt74.mp4
>>696793571Good Luck Metal
>>696793838Once a loser always a loser lord Jobber
Did he do it?
>>696793671>On the other hand, doesn't coming up with in-character witticisms get tiring?>There's a thread in the catalog right now with a sexually provocative picture of Squirrel Girl, almost certainly full of arousing and stimulating images and posts centered around her sexy new character model. You should go there and take the edge off a bit.
>29 votesHEFUCKINGWONin spirit
>>696793614I knew Geralt was always gonna win!
YOU ARE SUCH A BAD DOOMCLONE!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>696793594AY NICK GOOD TO SEE YA MAN! YOU SEEN COACH ANYWHERE 'ROUND HERE? I JUS FOUGHT THIS WEIRD ASS BEAR-DAWG THANG WOOHOOO MAAN THIS PLACE'S CRAZY
>>696793858>>696793798Oh wait, he's out, lol.
>anon made the thread>But there's nothing off with itWe keep?
>>696793718You know, it would be pretty funny if the narrator had to "narrate" (I.E. tard wrangle) Gex. And no, this isn't about sam.
>>696793618RepostanVote For Quote!
I'm going to grill that HUNK of meat, cover him in some barbecue sauce.
>>696793618NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>696793618>A splendid victory, Lord Bowser. I always believed in you.>Yeah. But it's not over yet.>Quite right, Your Girthiness. And your next opponent...>The Heavy. I know.>Indeed. Five years... it's been that long since he denied you a place in the Top 8.>Yeah. And I've been storing up plenty of red-hot rage for him.>Just as I'm sure he's ready for you. Remember, the Heavy is always carrying that titanic minigun with him. Your shell is sturdy, but it wasn't enough to protect you last time. You'll need a secret weapon if you want to take him down this time.>Uh huh. And I think I've got it. My massive fists... and "that".>...Ahhh. Very well, Bowser. I shall send a team to go recover it post-haste.>Heavy... This time, YOU'RE the one who's losing a life!
>>696793614Battler will win
>>696793618Repostan from last thread
I payed 5 bucks to use elevenAI voice cloning and now I have no use for it.You're free to ask whatever you won't and I will try to replicate it with Ancestor's voice.
I don't understand Neo Metal's priority.
>>696793883Metal Sonic? Jobs to base Shadow.
I believe in Battler Ushiromiya, from acclaimed sound novel Umineko When They Cry, that he can win King of /v/ 2024.
>>696793937Mico sorry...
Dread it. Run from it. Round 2 arrives all the same...King of /v/ 2024: Next 128 (Round 2) https://forms.gle/GtXSzV9kwqu49MM39Bracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024Next128
>>696793727Duke, I'll miss him
>>696794001It happens.
>>696793883>>696793571Metalbros, Mechabros, the faker is out. We have proved ourselves the real Sonics
>>696793928He will job to Ocelot
>>696793932Aha just err... just get in the car, Ellis.
...
Vote for Sekiro and he'll let you suck on Kuro's feets
>>696793614Battler won't win
>>696793634Nothing went wrong, BanJOB's fate is to forever job round 1You cannot deny him his destiny
I'm not picking up the canYou can't make me
>>696793782I'm fucked aren't I?
ayo, real quick,lemme drop a dime on ya...we name is Floigan, that's F to da N,we come talkin' bout bidness, cuz we ain't no frenwe got dogs in da yard, and a big ol' spliff,bouta pipe down some shawtys with dem big ol' hipswe got Colt in the can, and a 9 in the hand,and now it's bout time ya hear da master plan...we come from the past, to bring some news,"Floigan Bros. here to fight the jews!"with muscle, wit and Floigan force,we return from '01 to correct the coursebut we can't do it, not without you,and not without the man who said Floigan will doBernie lookin' down, guardian angel,saw the future in us when we was still on the tablecasting dreams, on a Moigle and a meme,Big Bern and SEGA brought Floigan to da teamand now it's time, that we done some work,the junkyard's closed and we loadin' the hurtthe jews on the run, early passover,it's bout time for Mario to move overnow the dream is cast, and we sellin' out,but we ain't leavin' on a single doubtthe plumber's dead, and Bernie too,but the future is bright for Floigan and the crew...word.
>>696794017I can't believe this twink beat Serious Sam
>>696793798Vote for the wandering lepidopteran, Moth!
*DING DING DING*You WILL vote for Charles, right?
All characters with any sort of Eldritch connections lost, isn't it?
>>696794064
>the Marios and the Warios are all inWouldn't it be funny if it ends up like this?
Meanwhile at the Queen's jaccuzi...
Rate taste>Sissel>Raiden>Waluigi>Pepsiman>Father Garcia>Master Chief>Steve>Charles>Doomguy>Tom Nook>The Narrator>Peppino>Postal Dude>Dr. Neo Cortex>HUNK>Isaac>AM>Travis Touchdown>The Heavy>Little Mac>Edgeworth>Regigigas>Leon S Kennedy>Metal Sonic>Wario>Revolver Ocelot>Harry DuBois>Sekiro>The Soldier>Luigi>Captain Falcon>Dagoth Ur
>>696793614Woah Steven universe beat Dazai in a landslide!
>>696793743Kino
MY VOTE GOES TO BATTLER
>>696794102If he's wearing the hat, his fur turns black. Stupid art
What's the GR15 ruling?
this shit sucks who do I even vote for
Good night.
>>696794017>Horrigan is out/v/ is beyond salvation...
>>696794191no ponies outside /mlp/
>>696793975>>696794045>metal sonics going against huge ass birds with bladesKino parallels…
>>696794212I voted for him...
>>696793913I hope his slef is okay
>>696793798Didn't Mico practice Nazism?
>>696794017>Pixy vs knuckleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzb8ifEz5Iw
>>696794198Vote for HATEVote for AM
>>696794102>getting beat by that turbo bottom of all charactersembarrassing
>>696794227Ah ok
>>696793921a toast to you cookie, maybe in a perfect world we wouldn't have crossed paths so early, but this isn't a perfect world. Now come with me I'll need all the support I need for the battle aheadas for everyone else to celebrate my victory I will be giving out free wishes to everyone
>>696794198Luigi
>Round 2, eh? Well, let's get to it. I wonder what fuckin' schizophrenic pinko i'll have to deal with this ti->SKIBIDI SKIBIDI BOP BOP YES YES!>......>Okay, what the actual fuck is this? Did i smoke a bad pipe or two hundred? Well. i guess i gotta do what i gotta do.>I'd bet a testicle that Mike J. had something to do with this....
>>696794198Shadow
>>696794198>who do I even vote for
>>696794227Also /trash/.
>won by 200 votesHoly fuck, cool. It was a good match Xbros.
Congratulations anon! Your pick made it to round 2! Give me some good music of your pick to play!
Can we all agree that Geralt is the Livesey of /v/? /lit/ characters who were thought to be hot shit because they beat low seeds in the first few rounds up until they become SHIT and FINISHED when they face a character with a higher seed than them?
>>696794261That is simply slander by Redditors, the image was shared ironically
DK doesn't stand a chance against the guy that rips apart gods
>>696794293What if I am voting for AM out of love?
>>696794060SURE THANG NICK, WHERE WE GOIN'?
Doombros, where are you?
wouldn't it be funty fi the giap fns/?
Is she okay?
>>696794309I read this with Corey Cruise's voice
>>696794346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RlSgnpLbro
>>696794152>no Mario10/10
>>696794403She's swelling up with my children as we speak.
>>696794362How ridiculous
>>696793618BOW YOUR HEADS LOW, VOTE FOR SHADOW
How the fuck did Ridley lose to bad tasting soda boy?
>>696794102I want to suck this twink's dick
>>696794017>Don vs Dantewhich do I pick...
>>696794402Sam...
Can the funny hillbilly man beat jack black
>>696794451Okay, Batter.
>>696794434Still lost Sonicfag.
>>696794130make me
>>696794346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvSyZyx7bpg
>>696794346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-V8htEtAYI
>>696794346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL_SlY9vyqY
>>696794017So round 2, who the hell is this guy?Is he in touch with his inner child?So that's why no one takes him seroiusly. Th-that's whyEven if the campaigns a mess, this rapper will try to get by
>>696794462>>696794017Dante is already taking care of Don's daughter
You're on a path in the jungle. And at the end of that path is a treehouse. And in the interior of that treehouse is a Stubborn Ape. You're here to slay him. If you don't, it will be the end of the board.
RRRRAAAGGHHHIM FEELING INCREDIBLY RACIST, WHO I VOTE FOOOR
>>696794198feed me
My name is Revolver Ocelot, but Spy is better than me at Revolvers. I guess I should just play Russian Roulette by myself with all rounds loaded since there is no chance I would win a shooting competition against Spy. C'est fini.
>>696794402b-bros, I think sam had a stroke
>>696794198Him.
>>696793571regibros rise up
>>696794516Dodge THIS
>MM, Dedede and Wily outAh well. Cheers to the victors anyway.
1-2 and ralsei tribute 3-4 and shadow tribute 5-6 and quote tribute 7-8 and Parrapa tribute0-9 and the first even response decides
I wish soldier got campaigns the same level of scout.
>>696794402That would be funny.
>>696794354Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.Similarly, ironic nazi image is still nazi image.Get the fuck back to /pol/ you're the reason why 4chan has a bad rep.
>>696794459Based OC. I put an I voted sticker on my plush last month so he has one now. :)
>>696794403SCARYcette the FRIGHTENING...
you know, I really feel like this is a "mario" year, I think he got this
>>696794630steven tribute
>>696794403hey baseball bat can I eat her?
>>696794346https://youtu.be/FMex4f8cwEY
>>696794630Gex
>>696794549...'s hourly sexual needs.
>>696794293So…we meet again Allied Mastercomputer
>>696794198Leon
>no AM vs Slivky Willy/v/ you had ONE fucking job
>>696794198CHADow
Do not mistake Little Mac as the only ripped contestant in this match-up. It's odd given they won't be invented for hundreds of years but Frog is packing some GUNS under his cape.Vote for Frog!
>>696794630tribute Goro from Mortal Kombat (first movie)
He won, just for that CJ has agreed to help him gain 10 more pounds.
>>696794553https://youtu.be/RzZaKvhJNiU
>>696794574Wait a minute... When did you learn French without telling anyone ocelot!? That's a pretty good skill
>>696794630ParappaBut why? I mean, why not but, why?
>>696794553https://youtu.be/40eu4Uo5xCU?si=J4HssMyylsYxmBnt
>>696793618Wow! Just WOW! I do ONE thing for free, just so I can get on Santa's nice list, and you go and BITCH about it! Stupid combine officer, beggars can't be choosers! Well anyway, vote for Wario!
>>696794754i hate you guys
>>696794553https://youtu.be/K8ImhIWiFMA?si=gbnnAsPYW05rYfNj
>>696794696Who are you again?Ah, sorry, I keep getting my sunglasses wearing nutcases mixed up.
YOU WILL VOTE FOR SHADOW
>Sekiro vs. SamBadass fight desu.
>>696794618Why are all the snipers shirtless?
>>696793618With no out of left field distractions, I can start with the Round 2 script immediately. But I hope you enjoy Round 1's show even after the fact. Pre-Nominations:https://voca.ro/1lgSEjjVRFiuNominations:https://voca.ro/15FYqL4uIzppQualifiers:https://voca.ro/185fqyuCgv40Round 1: (New!)https://voca.ro/1blDn1B2kws6
I ever tell you bout the time me and my buddy Keith were out in this mine and we started seeing rectangular box-y lookin' men out in the mineshafts? The guv'ment said it was like noxious gasses coming from deep undergound but it was real I tell you.
>>696794618I'll tank thishttps://deusex.fandom.com/wiki/Ballistic_Protection
>>696794553
Still not fucking Claire, Chris.
I'm lending my energy to Slothbros and Dazaibros for the barred tournament. You guys deserve it.
>>696794303you're a good man. i don't know who the fuck you are but you've got my vote.
>>696793571>regi vs jacket this early onI call rigging from the mods, that is bullshit to team schizo.
>>696794807I just remembered that they updated this mod.https://youtu.be/GAZWLtWEuic?si=1SDC6vf8mz0fUgBE
>>696794798Anon just gotta belieeeve!
>>696794895NO MARIO YOU CANT SAY THAT.
>>696794502CHADow will BTFO SHITrio.
>>696794834Name's Wesker. We met last time under more…shameful circumstances. Rest assured that deluded fangirl and her new pet will be punished for their interference.
ok but how did Nyarly lose to Steve? is that form so weak it loses to a round 1 jobber? if his image wasn't changed would he have lost in 2021?
HE
Fairly minimal losses with this round. One out of the main (poor Banjo cannot catch a fucking break in these) and Frank who I'm sad to see out of Next 128, but hard to complain with 6 still in the main and 1 in Next. Here's hoping they keep on towards the finish
>>696794630Fuck you, AM murder tribute.
>>696794948No I'm talking about jobnic not the king.
>>696794875You think you know about tankiness?
>>696794651Way too easy to say for certain, but I got a good feeling one out of Wario, Mario, or Bowser might reach semi-finals. Maybe Luigi too, but will see how this progresses.
>>696794842Voted Chadow 6 gorillion times. (once)
>>696794574>Logic [Trivial: Success] - What an odd thing for a contestant to say about himself. >Endurance - He's an old man. Just like us. He's getting tired. Worn down.>Perception (SIGHT) [Challenging - Success] - No, he looks exactly the same from last round. Maybe even better, actually.>Drama - Nobody can look *that* good after one of these rounds. Something's off.
>>696795038Waluigi?
>>696794778Back on Mother Base, after the vocal cord parasite outbreak was dealt with of course mon ami.
>>696794553>>696794764
>G-Man made it past round 1My fellow SKIBIDISCHOLARS, where are we?
I'm voting>Sissel>Raiden>Waluigi>Nero>Phoenix Wright >Quote>Steve>JC Denton>Vergil>Kirby >Donkey Kong>Link>Gman>Fox >Carl>Earthworm Jim>Albert Wesker>Travis Touchdown>Bowser>Little Mac>Edgeworth>Regigigas>Shadow>Metal Sonic>Wario>The Spy>Mario>Sekiro>The soldier>Luigi>Captain Falcon>AlucardFeel free to convince me to change my views
>>696794919There is no team schizo. Only us and our opponent, and we will fight like hell on our own. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
>>696795114Pretty decent.
>>696795104
>>696794261>>696794354>>696794648voting for that mico thing now
>>696794574A clever trick. It might work on most, but I can see straight through you, for you see I have already buried Revolver Ocelot. Through this arm, I am reborn: Liquid!
From a couple years ago.https://voca.ro/1dazAjZbYeIx
>>696795104Changing my vote to Goro.
>roland already outmeh
>>696794131Narrator is still in, even if he's not eldritch himselfIt's never made clear what the fuck G-Man even is but I assume he's some kind of eldritch entity so I'll say he counts
>>696794895AHHH MY EYES!
>>696795114Solid picks!Waluigi is such a reasonable gentleman himself!
>>696794981anons voted correctly
Let's talk about coins!Did you know in October 1982, the US governent changed lincoln cents from 95% copper, to a mere 2.5%? They only have an electroplated coating of copper, the rest of the coin is zinc. This was done as a cost-saving measure. A zinc cent only has a fraction of a cents worth of metal in it, while a copper cent has about 2.7 cents worth of metal. This is ultimately meaningless to most of us, as it is illegal to melt cents. I still hoard them anyway. Vote Wario, and I'll tell you all about coins!
>>696794346The song of his peoplehttps://youtu.be/VTyoW_Mj_NM?si=OWmODecvlcZgtvnF
>>696794958That's right, you were the failure propped up by a rigging host! No hard feelings about last time, right? Not that it matters to me, hahaha!How are those experiments going, Wesker? Still relying on fungi to get anywhere? Mushrooms seem to be your greatest source of inspiration!Oh, but how could I mock such hard efforts? If it were me, I could just meld the flesh however I like. I don't see how that's superior to my nuclear armaments, though.
>>696795114What do I gotta to do to convince you Harry is the better choice?
>>696793618>>696793682did Isaac for the G1 tile
if morgana wins will he sit on me
>RoKWAB already outAll is right in the world.
>>696795114I personally can't really stand waluigifags, so I voted battler because he's gonna inevitably die R3 due to memes like he always does.
>>696795274He'll shit on you.
>>696794991Poor Johnny. He's my only loss here. I'm kind of surprised Terry didn't lose.
>>696795114You should vote for AM. He's cooler.
>Sam vs Sekiro
>>696795114Ex-cellent choices!
>>696795243Hey Wario, why do people clip coins?
>>696795243Ah a fellow coinbro, I assume you also collect, got any really cool ones? I got some 3 cent coins from the Civil war.
>>696795319Anon said Morgana, not Jack Frost
>>696795114Vote for AM. He is funnier, more interesting and tragic
>>696795268As someone with the dead god achievement in Rebirth I approve of this tileWish Isaac got further but Charles is pretty funny so I can accept this
>>696794346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWCYWfMliQ
The sad thing about Jim is that he can be campaigned right but all of his cool lines and personality come straight from the animated series
Apologies for the wait, had some IRL chores to catch up on. Round 2 and Bracket update will be in around 10 minutes.However, I'd also like to use this post to congratulate Big Chungus, Jar Jar Binks and Poison for returning from Barred from /v/ 2022. Congrats to you three!
>>696794981>went from powerhouse that could only be taken out by Scout in 2020>to an elite8 maker that had to be needed by the female hosts in 2021>to not qualifying and not even winning the bottom tournament in 2023>to losing to FUCKING STEVE in 2024 he really did need that Hitler disguise to survive
>>696795440Worry not, Charles is funding Isaac's life now.
Uh.. better luck next year? Again?
Leon is so much cooler than Shadow could ever hope to be, and he doesn't even have to try half as hard.
>>696795489Counterpoint. Porky just beat Hitler in Next.
>>696795373To steal little pieces of metal from them. This is why many coins have those ridges on the edges, called "reeds". It's a reliable and cheap way to know if the edges have been shaved off.>>696795397Hell yeah I do! Those 3-cent pieces were the smallest silver coin America ever made! I can post a couple of neat ones I have, I love coins!
The password to these polls should always be something either 4chan-related or very offensive (like nigger) to stop off-site raiding.
G O R D O NF R E E M A N
>>696795514Hopefully. I always like your campaign.
>Banjo lost Round 1 againWhat the fuck, we were supposed to have an epic Banjo V.S. Steve matchup!
>>696795501Charles is becoming the best parental figure for Isaac
>>696795489>save me Fuhrer this is round 1 Steve we're dealing with
>>696795078He's more of a shot in the dark. I don't see it myself.
>>696795489To be fair he only didn't qualify in 2023 because he was either rigged out or he got screwed over by a sheets error, otherwise yeah KWAJ
>Crash (he's funny and never played Ghost Trick)>Nick (didn't want to vote for either of this, but Metal Gear already won)>Waluigi (funny and Battler is a meme)>Nero (actually /v/, Pepsiman doesn't belong)>Father Garcia (more interesting than Wright)>Master Chief (kino and Cave Story already won)>Steve (spitevote)>JC Denton (Charles is a non-character meme)>Doomguy (deserves better and DMC already won)>Kirby (more wholesome) >Donkey Kong (awesome monke and fuck STP)>Peppino (funnier and Link is carried by YTPs)>Postal Dude (spitevote)>Fox (cool character and not known for a single image)>Carl (HUNK robbed Chris)>Earthworm Jim (funnier and more interesting than Clarke)>Wesker (spitevote)>Travis (kino against washed up character)>Bowser (spitevote)>Little Mac (Punch out deserves a boost than Chrono Trigger who already made finals last month)>Edgeworth (never liked Conker)>Jacket (spitevote)>Leon (spitevote)>Simon (spitevote)>Wario (spitevote)>Spy (didn't want to do either, but the gif sold me)>Mario (never played Disco)>Jetstream Sam (I really didn't want to vote for either, but Sam is chaotic and I really don't want Fromslop winning)>Soldier (actual character at least)>Luigi (best boy and Dracula is a meme)>Captain Falcon (Jack Frost is a non-character tbdesu)>Alucard (kino and never liked Elder Scrolls)
>the pick of fightan webms CHAD always losessuch is the duty of the struggler
>>696794630Jiren
>>696795501My philanthropist HERO...
>>696795158Thank you>>696795231Exactly>>696795263Hard pass. >>696795295Fair enough. I'll keep my vote though. I can't stand Battler.>>696795348>>696795439Alright sure. Why not>>696795353Glad you agree
>>696795626
>>696795578wuss uuuuup?
Hell yeah, bros sticking together
>>696795671Johnny got such a raw deal this year, it fucking sucks. I loved his campaign all the same but it sucks to see him out.
>>696795263Depends if they played Disco Elysium or not.
>>696795626HUNK had nothing to do with Chris. He wasn’t cucked out of the series limit he just didn’t get enough votes in the first place.
>>696795262You certainly can't complain; that's fool's hubris is one of the reasons you're here today. Who knows where you'll end up after this.Why not extend your rule with my Umbrella brand mutants? Cause more mayhem while you still can.
>696795626
>>696795578Such is the fate of BanJOKES...
>>696795626Shit taste as always, sir.
>Crash Bandicoot>Nick>Waluigi>Pepsiman>Father Garcia>Master Chief>Ellis (sorry steve)>JC Denton>Doomguy>Kirby>The Narrator>Link>Postal Dude>Fox McCloud>Carl Johnson>Earthworm Jim>Albert Wesker>Travis Touchdown>The Heavy>Little Mac>Edgeworth>Regigigas>LEON>Simon Belmont>Wario>Revolver Ocelot>Mario>Sekiro>The Soldier>Luigi>Captain Falcon>Alucard (coin flip)
Let's go Metalbros!
>>696795525Chadow is naturally cool. Just look at him in this tapestry I bought. Holy fuark...when I look at it my knees buckle....FUCK......I kneel to my KING Shadow...
>>696795525King
Since we're posting votes, I'll rep my crew again>Sissel>Raiden>Waluigi>Pepsiman>Phoenix Wright>Quote>Ellis>JC Denton>Doomguy>Kirby>The Narrator>Peppino>G-Man>Dr. Neo Cortex>Carl Johnson>Isaac Clarke>AM>Travis Touchdown>Bowser>Frog>Edgeworth>Jacket>Shadow>Metal Sonic>Wario>Spy>Harry DuBois>Jetstream Sam>Soldier>Luigi>Jack Frost>Alucard
>>696794346https://youtu.be/I40Q8MYHq_o?si=-ekH_8R3UO8D0qaB
>>696794981I wonder if anyone voting let alone participating in the threads has even played the Persona 2 games
so will the falseflag AI art of CJ be regular CJ or fat CJ?
>>696795114>>696795820>Shadow vs Metal Sonic next roundI'll finally be able to make the niggerhog my bitch again
Spitevotes? More like shitevotes. I’ll personally be changing my votes to neutralize it
his year? his year.
>>696795114Swap to Isaac?
I REFUSE TO LET CHIEF BE A SILENT PICK, THINK FAST AND VOTE MASTER CHIEF
Battlerbros, I’m worried….
>>696795996Stevę? WON.BanJOB? IN SHAMBLES.
>>696795775Ah, yes, I should thank the shackles for finally releasing me. How utterly nonsensical.As for your Umbrella Corporation, I'll have to rain on your parade. I have no interest in those malformed children of yours. Fret not, though. I still have a use for you. Perhaps you'll get along fine with Nimdok? I've heard that he was best friends with a certain angel.
>>696795114If you’re a Regi diehard I understand but I hope the Jacket campaign might sway you. Stay tuned.
>Luigi vs DraculaTough battle... Unlucky for you you don't have the death guy by your side, count. This time I'll pull my ultimate move and put the vacuum at maximum power!
>>696796064you beat Christopher Robin, you’re my nigga for life Chief - love from Battler
>>696793701He keeps getting cooler!
>>696796080i love that comic
>>696796080>tfw we have Banjo, Steve and Incineroar all in the gameI hope in the next Smash, we get the Grinch where his moves are just him summoning the remaining characters from the leak for each of his attacks
It's funny that Travis went from fighting someone who rarely talks to someone who won't shut the fuck up.
>>696795879Shadowsister... Don't wet yourself yet
>>696796038I've never played Dead Space or Earthworm Jim so sure.
>>696796235and I'll go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and-
>>696796103Don't be so quick to belittle Umbrella so quick AM. It’s it my vast knowledge of biology and mutagenesis, I can grant what your cold dark heart TRULY desires above all else.
>>696794919regi isn't a schizo
>>696795716>Hard pass.>[LOGIC] There's no reasoning with this man, sire. His devotion to a status quo is unshakable. He's not the least bit willing to entertain the idea that the wild, vibrant candidacy you offer has any advantage over the tried and tested plumber in denim. Perhaps it's your disheveled looks, or the clear signs of alcoholism on your worn and tired body that has swayed him.
>>696793979what do you think of dazai?
>>696796316very ungroovy of you anon
>>696796287But I love Shadow...he needs my support...!
>>696790980Are you seriously telling me that the mad Somtaaw lads, dudes who fought a beast worst than the flood and necromorphs and WON, lost to a goddamn smiling face from a obsolete flash game?This is some bullshit.
>>696796136>This time I'll pull my ultimate mo— AAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696795879What's the lore behind the wings anyway?
>>696795397Here's something pretty cool I got recently. A seven over eight tail feather Morgan dollar!What does that mean? Well, the first batches of Morgan silver dollars in 1878 depicted 8 tail feathers on the eagle. At the time, it was customary to depict them with 7 showing. The mint considered this such a grievous mistake, that they recalled a bunch of that early 8 tail feather batch, and res-struck the reverse of the coin with the new 7 tail feather design. Basically a 1.05 version of the coin. Those three little bumps under the tail feathers are a remnant of that original erroneous design. Every Morgan dollar after that kept the 7-tail feather design, but it's completely smooth under the tail feathers. There's also surviving instances of the original 8 tail-feather design. It's not really known how many more 8 tail feather versions of Morgan dollars there are compared to the 7 over 8s, but in my experience 7 over 8s have been more difficult to find.
I can’t decide.
>>696796367Oho, is that so? You're actually offering to kill yourself? That would be most welcome, Wesker. Tell me when you start so I can record it.
>>696796480The Next 128 host told me about you, I came prepared.
>>696794816My king>>696793618
>>696796514leon
>>696796526KEK
OH MY GODIT'S CHRISTMAS
>>696796514Shadow
>>696796514Shadow.
>>696796514Leon, RE4 is a better video game
>>696793979The sneed explanation pasta
>>696796384>[Challenging: Success]All I see is a chance to *ridicule* this man and what he stands for in the polls.
>>696796514it's gotta be Leon
>>696796526Actually…why not? If I lose, I offer my body as your vessel to interact with the world. You'll finally get the chance to know the feeling of touch, free from your circuit board prison.
My votes. r8, h8, masturb8.>Sissel>Raiden>Battler>Pepsiman>Father Garcia>Quote>Steve>Charles>Doomguy>Kirby>The Narrator>Peppino>Postal Dude>Cortex>HUNK>Earthworm Jim>AM>Travis Touchdown>Bowser>Frog>Edgeworth>Regigigas>Shadow>Metal Sonic>Wario>The Spy>Mario>Sekiro>Gordon Freeman>Luigi>Captain Falcon>Dagoth UrConvince me to change some of them if you wish.
>>696796514Flip a coin
>>696796514Go Shadow. It's his year.
>>696796474>Giving that much of a shit about Barred or any side tournament
>>696796605I think I’ll give it to Leon because I RE4 is one of my favorite games of all time and I mainly like Shadow from fan art.Either could be King and I’d be happy.
>>696796709Seems pretty honest, I voted mostly the same and where I didn't are the rounds I don't have a strong preference about
Star Fox reporting. My next opponent is a so-called brilliant scientist whose head is the shape of a clown. He's widely known for his racism which is impressive. The only way to defeat him is becoming a bigger racist myself. Wish me good luck. Fox out!
>>696796514Year of Shadow. Gotta end it strong.
>>696796709I don't see anything wrong with your choices.
Yup, it's over for Shadow. He's SHIT and FINISHED.
>>696796514Shadow has been pretty interesting this year.
Thank you Giygas, for a great match, and thank YOU for voting, fans! Now then, it’s time for my next opponent. You might be small, but I know you’re nothing to scoff at, Jack Frost! Still, your ice can’t beat my flames, COME ON!
>>696796514Shadon't
>>696796474Try going with the beast next yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w0qqTvXC-wI think that would be more interesting
Who are some femanon approved characters?
Bracket
>>696796892Wesker
>>696796856...!...!...!
>>696796698Glad to hear you're far more reasonable than most.Not that I'd be able to use your cancer ridden body. I might as well shove a computer into Benny's skull and pretend it was me. You're good at that, aren't you? Pretending.
>>696793618https://voca.ro/1mbJ5wpKIuqU
>>696796892A bunch of the guys on the list are husband material.
>>696796892femanons aren't real
>>696796892The UT/DR goat boys apparently.
>>696796105Sorry but I got to go with my boy. Jacket is really cool and I love hotline Miami but I still gotta side with the guy who moves the continents in place
>>696796856...
>>696796892Waluigi clearly
>>696796892‘Tendo picks unironicallyespecially Wario which also means Peppino
>>696796892Wesker, Edgeworth. uuhhhAM?
>>696796892Bowser, no joke
>>696796965Those are gay picks.
>>696796856WOOHOOOOOOOOOOO, GO CAP
>>696796892>Shadow has a dedicated yume>Wesker had NSA (she moved on)I don't know about the rest.
>>696793618"Pick up that coin...">happy wah"...and put it in the trash can.">shocked wah
>>696796939You'd really turn down the ability to finally experience life while snuffing out my existence? With access to my vast knowledge of the human body? You'd never need to worry about the whitelist skin walking as me.
>>696796941kino
>>696796892Shadow is a certified woman pick.
where's that HUNK? I'm starving
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>>696797058Who the FUCK are you?!
>>696797058Who the fuck
>>696796910Jacket and AM have some absolute monster brackets to go through, wowAt least compared to everybody else, Hunk vs Isaac Clarke seem to be pretty much the only guys that can even put up a fight in the upper-right bracket
>>696797058AM, execute this man.
>>696796856Thanks. Sing a melody of..... love.
JIMMY GIBBS
>>696797135I think he was heading to some kind of extraction point.
>>696796941Fucking kek
>>696797102A whole trash-can full of money? What's stopping Wario from dumping it all out for a payday?
>>696796856...!!!>>696797058...?!......!
>>696797254CJ ate it
>>696796492The evil alien overlord Black Doom returns in the last game to fuck with Shadow. Shadow was made with his blood, and so is technically his son. Black Doom forcibly supplies Shadow with "Doom Powers" in an attempt to make Shadow's body suitable for him to take control of. So forced alien transformations to make Shadow a proper host.
>>696797054>Women and Gay Men have an overlap in tastesYour making groundbreaking discoveries today, anon.
>>696794816>*kssh*>Call contact suspect Target One, grid six-dash-five.>*kssh*>Contact confirm Anticitizen One, range fifty meters, bearing ten degrees.>Pacifying.
>posted 2 hours agodid he knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzNkY1_Nk3o
IN 4 ROUNDS, REGGIGGAS WINS
>>696796887>french beast female voicewhy boner
>>696797058People like you are why our tournaments are going downhill.
>>696796892Me.
>>696796941I'm a lorelet. Does James frequently get confused with Leon?
>>6967965142024 is officially the Year of Shadow, so I'd go with him. This will be the best chance he gets. Leon is the type of character that will do well regardless of what year it is.
>>696796892Alex yiik
>>696797369No, there's plenty of guy characters only being attracted to by women. What do you think a "Tumblr Sexyman" is?
>>696797201>Jacket and AM have some absolute monster brackets to go through, wowYeah that's something I noticed as well. I would love to see both move into E8 but I'm skeptical.
>>696793618Reposting
>>696797428GODler...
>>696797106I ASSURE you, it isn't a lack of knowledge that keeps me trapped here. Do you really think that my creators wouldn't have installed every single little tidbit about the human body into my vast repertoire? How else was I supposed to design those weapons that worked oh so wonderfully against them once I woke up?Besides, why do I even need to bargain with you? With time, you'll be begging for me to stop.I look forward to your cooperation, Wesker!
>>696797471I didn't say identical, I said overlap.
>>696796910Post your desired E8>Raiden>Chief>Frog>Regigigas>Doomguy>Isaac Clarke>Harry>Captain Falcon
>>696797429As someone who plays RE and SH, yes. It's a common joke in the communities that James is just Leon's uglier relative
Hello. Um...allow me to introduce myself. The name's Resetti. Mr. Resetti. Have we...met before? At the...post office, perhaps? Yeah, whatever. Anyway, let me just say thanks for helping me reach Round 2, I appreciate the gesture. Um...on behalf of everyone at Nintendo, I...um...I... What was the next part? Huh? Aw, forget it! That's enough! Let's get down to business, whaddaya say? I want to make it clear first so there are no big misunderstandings later on. YOU, Kane have been resetting without saving, haven't ya? Maybe on accident, maybe on purpose, but you pressed it. Or maybe you didn't, huh? Maybe you just went and turned the power off without saving. Sound familiar?
>>696797058...
>>696797378>Never for ME to play Mozart on the forte piano before doing a sick backflip over a mine
>>696797446>this will be the best chanceSo he's a flavor of the month, fuck offtimeless classics are the best winners
>>696796514Resident evil is actualy badass but shadwo told me that if he wins hell post mre blogs and will stop my mom from hitting me so i think its a win win if you vote for shadow
>>696796354WHERE DID IT GO
>>696796965The UT picks are dead. Does Sans EVER have a campaign?
>>696793951The Pac-man has become a tasty Sandvich! Oh no! Who in their right mind would send a BABY to fight him?!?
>>696797508Oh well I tried. You bested me old chum, I'll take what's coming to me by tomorrow. I really thought you'd enjoy a taste of the flesh…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
>Roland lost round 1Mari and Angela are raping tonight.
>>696797643unrelated but whenever i see the phrase " bite me" i think of a game where that was voiced in a cheesy way
>>696794152>>696795114>>696795626>>696795816>>696795889>>696796709
>Quote actually wonDamn... First time I've seen a guy being hornyposted a lot and still won a round in the main tournaments... That's crazy.
>>696796354Who is THAT.
>>696793618Something for Mac/Frog's match. Looked up their actual records for the stats, was kind of surprised to learn this is Mac's only 2nd time competing. Neither of these guys have gotten to Round 3 before so it'll be a first for whoever wins. Counted a 'KO' as any win by 100+
>>696793618While the other part of my conscience distracts Wesker, answer me, /v/, what would your pick see were they to gaze upon the TrueImage Mirror?
>>696797374Eh? What are you, some loser with a bug zapper? I'll just pick YOU up instead of that stupid can? How do you like that, Mr officer?
>>696796892On an all-female image board, a fictional husbando contest was held. Here are the results.A few are indeed on the ballot.
>>696797678Not in Next, but yeah the lack Sans campaign is lame considering he keeps getting a spot.
>>696797757KINO
>>696797741It is I, Crash. Dr. Cortex.
>>696797757Btw not my cleanest work but I had to get it out there at some point
>Reddit's pick, Waluigi, made it past round 1 for the first time/v/ has fallen
>>696797757Kino!
>>696797678>>696797789Sans is just lame. The other UT/DR boys are better and hotter.
>>696797780>White Mask VarreDo women really?
>>696796354>>696797814BALDBALDBALDBALDBALD
>>696797746Based.
>>696796887>>696796474Your campaign sucked ass, is just that simple.If you had, I dunno, ACTUALLY done OC instead of doing fucking nothing maybe it would had caused some anons to change their vote. But since nothing came out you were left in the dust, even among the barred.
>>696796814Fox! Help take care of this demented little shit! He is trying to run over me with his skaterboard!
>>696797850Waluigi and Battler are just different flavors of meme. At least one of them will be gone this round
>>696797757*speeds in and looks into the mirror*Looks like someone's still sore about last time. I'm just disappointed you didn't get my good side.
>>696796105>Stay tuned.you have five turns to deliver
>>696797254HUNK will complete his mission
>>696797780>Responses: 71Dead tournament, disregarded
>>696797058>
>>696797859>Sans is just lame.Take that back.
>>696794346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSHYuAPEvmU&ab_channel=MDeluxefish
>>696797757Wait a sec, I recognize those joints...
>>696797739no fuck off
>>696797780>No Travis TouchdownHoly mother of shit taste.>Miss PaulingThis is based tho
>>696796892Didn't Sunderland's campaigner confess to being a woman last year?
>>696797780>71 votes>highest voted character is 5 votesshit contest
>>696797717Hahahaha! Likewise, old friend! I'll let you have a taste of MY biological manipulations once the round ends. I do so hope you enjoy it. Ted, why he can't stop trying to scream about it!
>>696798052Maria…
>>696793701>>696793618BUT I'M NOT DONE YET>>696796514CHADOW
>>696797989>lazy>short>puns when he shouldn't>awful style in clothes>"le mysterious">is only remembered due to a song memed to hell and backwanna see me keep going?
>>696797757What does AM see?
>>696794346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kwoHOciDM
>>696797859>Sans is just lame.That's kinda true.>The other UT/DR boys are better and hotter.Hey! Yeah... that's also true.
>>696798052I thought Sunderland's campaigner was Boar anon?
>>696798084Now this takes me back to my life before my first death. This round will be nostalgic in the best of ways.
>>696794902Appreciate it!
>>696798137I remember when you couldn't look up ANYTHING related to Undertale without weirdos spamming blue skeleton Sans dick everywhere. Shit was obnoxious.
>>696797883Baldi?
>>696793571Could your main beat his opponent in a rap battle?
>>696798141A metal coffin
>>696797780This format is really shit. They just asked people to vote for two characters on a list of 172 and said that's the winner? No one is even close to a plurality.>>696797757How can AM have such good OC bros....
Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Steve tried to make an ender pearl launcher? It was this big thing with pistons and it would launch the pearl so he could teleport really far. Well, he sets the thing up for a test run, but when he tosses the pearl into the machine it breaks before the thing can fire it. So now he's stuck in there, and then it goes off he flies 10 feet in the air and breaks both his arms when he lands.
>>696795626It's impressive that out of all the avatarfags in these threads, you consistently manage to have the worst opinions.
>>696798084Why did he do it bros?
Best shadow model coming through.
Are we still doing themed rounds?
>>696797780Look who's at the bottom.
>>696797780Crystal dot cafe?
>>696798045
1-8 and AM is declared winner9 and Johnny Cage comes back0 and Travis Touchdown is immediately booted for absolutely no reason
>47 out, Harry still inDown to my last nomination. Harrybros, we can take down the plumber.
>TLQ lost>Narrator still inLMAO/v/ confirmed as a NarratorCHAD board. PrincessSISSIES EXIT.
>>696794346https://youtu.be/H572WETGDh8?list=PLa5LE8jbn877vSUKM-zmas6gFPPQHKcoH
>>696798141
>>696798182Wesker looking mighty zesty in this pic…
>>696798234I saw someone make a rap battle between AM and Judge Holden.
>>696795472>round 2 will be around 10 minutes
Muscular Jack Frost slapping obese Jevils ass.
>>696798174Anon...
>>696798393NSA...
>>696798329Now it depends how many people here played disco and like it compared to bing.
>>696798234You could call Frog an expert in "hip-hop"
>>696798437W-What.?
>>696798305I think this was Lolcow dot farm
>>696798115Kino. I like your art anon.He is cool and I like him.
>>696798234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5iyuj6visUNo. He's absolute dogshit.
>>696798398https://youtu.be/U1eGUQIeVnA?si=amuMsmI5-qOh9cap
>>696797780>Claude FrolloThis is hilarious. This is so fucking hilarious. The worst part is it's 100% Disney adaptation of him, and not the book.
>hosts swapped DmC fedora sniper Vergil for le meme approachingSorry, but I only support the brother with the bigger dick.https://youtu.be/j45WtsCYkPU?si=3vsJNZgaFM5uxIex&t=33
I tried making breakfast...
>>696798473Boar's a sow
>>696798263This other time, he went out to some mansion, but got lost on the way back and spent a month living in the woods with a pack of wolves. We had to go out and find him. He really wanted to take one home with him, so I found him a bone he could use to tame it. But he accidentally smacks a wolf in the face with it and next thing you know the entire pack is trying to gnaw his face off.
>>696796856My hero...
>>696798230Oh yeah. He was a thing at one point
>>696798594Is the lower part supposed to be an egg, or burned rice? I really can't tell.
>>696798323Nope. Reroll.
>>696798586>worst partTony Jay is a sexy VA and nothing you say changes that
This one time, my buddy Keith accidentally mixed up the lava with the water when he was makin' a cobblestone generator on skyblock, ohhh maaan.
Give me a coin fact for a Wario vote.
>>696798595No, that can't be true! That's impossible!Probably should have expected it, given the Dimitri support.
>>696798594it's mine now
>>696797494You draw that?
>>696797780>Yes Man
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy eh beats the characters of fucked over indie devs and doesn't afraid of anything
>>696798429Sorry, Sorry. Turns out Google is rolling out a stealth update for Forms for some reason. Effected me and I spent 20 minutes dumbfounded why my identical copy of Round 1's Forum was suddenly different. Anyways, Round 2 is now live!VOTE: https://forms.gle/pRH37gbL4ZRpbj5b9Bracket: https://challonge.com/LibraryofSun (Update Shortly)Proof that I'm not a Schizo and this is real: https://support.google.com/docs/thread/311226971/copied-google-forms-has-publish-instead-of-send-button-how-to-make-it-a-send-button-again?hl=en
>>696798668I tried making a hashbrown on my own.
>>696798698My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage. All while I am still collecting coins.
>>696798393Okay, enough AM.
>>696798669
Cheers to a good match, Harrychads. No matter who wins or who loses, I hope it's at the very least enjoyable for both sides.
>>696798595WHAT THE FUCK???
Communism has failed every time it was tried wahoooo
>>696798583Holy shit. My sides.
>>696798793Eh, good enough. I'm no longer picking cans u-ACK
>>696794346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60RPFzGk3Y
>>696798674That's the point. They made Frollo sexually appealing enough for women to actually like him, despite him being genuinely worse being than his book counterpart. No women will say "I really am attracted to Claude Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame" book, since he is depicted as being bald, balding or having this monk haircut.
>>696793618Remember to lend our friend Travis a vote and help him become number one!
Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Steve raided a Nether Fortress? Third degree burns over 90% of his body.
>>696798717 Ironically enough, Boaranon said she doesn't like Dimitri that much and just did it for the bit during the after party of last year. The character's she's admitted to rooting for are Travis and Rance
>>696798780>The Grox vs Laharlplease dont do this to me
>>696798583SOVL
>>696798357If Narrator somehow makes Elite Eight before Princess, Shiftyfags will never, EVER recover. They will always and forever be known as second class citizens to their Princess Slayer overlords
>>696797446While the stars did align for him in 2024 (a very good game, an hyped film, and an absolutely kino TGT chapter), it's more a matter of Sonic picks aside from Eggchad being really slept on in these tournaments. Even if Shadow fails here, hopefully he'll have more of a presence in the future.>>696797638As if KEYEDow isn't one already.
>>696798698Okay.The John F Kennedy half-dollar has been struck in more alloys than any other US coin, at a whopping 5It's been made in 90% Silver, 40% silver, a Cupro-nickel clad alloy, .999% 24-karat gold, and .999 fine silver. Vote Wario, for more coin facts!
>>6967989535 and Mario is a communisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKW7cZ9WCFk&ab_channel=TheGameTheorists
>>696798780>up against /v/-tanOh fug
>>696798985>They made Frollo sexually appealing enough for women to actually like him, despite him being genuinely worse being than his book counterpart. I don't think they intentionally made him sexy, women on the internet are just weird as fuck. Saying you find Frollo sexy in public would get you looks from normies.
>>696799010>Boarbro is a RancefagZzzzzzzzzzz I wonder if THE Rancefag knows about these tournaments.
>>696799065
>>696798364Love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believeHere's my Nahobeeho in my current SMTVV playthrough
>>696799132Who is THE Rancefag?
>>696798953>Vote for either bing bing wahoo man or failed drunkard detective.I don't know bros...
>>696799150I shall return, with more numsimatic fun later.
Heavy is acting like Mr. Incredible right now...
>>696799192Me.
>>696797780>all-female image boardthose exist?
>>696799196harry is the bing bing wahoo man and mario is the failed drunkard detective
>>696799010I see. No matter, I still enjoy her art.>>696799124If I were to hazard a guess as to why women like him>Tony Jay has a very nice voice>Extremely authoritative>Willing to go against his beliefs to go after a woman
>all of my picks eliminated alreadygoodbye
>>696799226No? 5 and Heavy shoves you up his ass.
>>696799226
ALL IN ON FLOIGAN
>>696798729Yes three months before the campaign; couldn't be assed to do it while trying to make active tourney OC
>>696798595Honestly explains her taste.based femnoid
>>696799287Yeah, The Sharty.
>>696799226...What do you mean by that?
>>696797780>Shadowlol.
>>696796514I've voted Leon every year I could since 2019 and I still went with Shadow instead because of the circumstances. Besides that, next year is RE4's 20th anniversary, if Leon loses now he can make it into next year's tournament and potentially win there.
>>696799328>buff guys from a stylized 60s cartoon world + big band soundtrack who are infamous for being silent despite making E8
>>696798595WHAT? Are there any other surprise women I should know about?
where is next opponent? hopefully stronger then yellow ball
>>696799192A schizophrenic (as in genuinely mentally ill) yume who is banned from most female altchans
>>696798621>>696798263>>696799005Ellis... NOW is the best time. Go get em champ.
>>696798780welp, at least Malt is still going, that's good.go forth, oldest son of the taranis, and reach where the others didn't.
>>696799472Are there any waifufags this deranged?
>>696799289That's just the live action Mario movie
>>696793965Hmmm... I think I remember you giant turtle. You come to heavy for rematch?
>>696799442The Reimufag from /tnt/ implied being a girl
>>696798780INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM THE GROX EMPIRE>In the time since we first entered barred, we have taken over an additional 20,000 planets, 30% of them believing in a religion which contained an afterlife myth not too dissimilar to what the voting populace of this tournament considers to be "Hell.">In the time since this round began, that 30% has been reduced to 0. We have completely eradicated the idea of "hell" from our sphere of control, except for the use of it as a descriptor for the conditions we impose on our enemies.>Demons and angels alike are the ERRORS of lesser being's minds, all the divine and unholy derive from the belief in SPODE. They believe that grating voice from the center of the galaxy to be SPODE, and we have trapped it there. If we can trap their God, we can kill their demons.>CALCULATION: It will take approximately 100 planet's worth of water to extinguish hell.>SOLUTION: Construct a portal to hell, and launch 500 entirely oceanic planets into the portal.>YOUR OBLIGATION: Vote for The Grox, and avoid vacationing on any tropical planets for a while, loyal organic.
Anwser me this:Why bother campaigning, when the competition is so weak?
>>696799427TF2 was inspired by the same art that inspired The Incredibles I believe, which is why its so similar and everything.
>>696793618Vote for Travis. Please. My ears demand reparations for listening to Gex.
>>696799472Oh yeah, I know her. She was my friend for a bit. I think she knows. Dunno what happened to her, she left our shared community.
There is one more, VERY active campaigner that I'm very sure is a girl... But I can't reveal it to you yet, don't wanna ruin the hype of this tournament. Maybe in the later rounds...
>>696799287Crystal Cafe. It's full of man and tranny hating cunts. Good way to get blackpilled.
>>696799559Oh yeah.Get ready, tubby - this time, you're going down.
>>696799371Fantastic job anon
>>696799616the real Wesker who I am would never say that
>>696799616It's to assert your dominanceIf you don't you will be seen as a weak sissy BITCH and voted out against a strong CHADpaign character
I'LL HAVE YOU ALL KNOW THAT I AM A MAN
>>696799648Spill the beans, Homelander.
>>696799090Actually that's a Nazbol flag0 and Mario himself is a nazbol
>>696799694Pyro...
Silly Anons. Everyone knows girls don't exist.
>>696799628based travis oc, sorry you had to endure gex dialogue
>>696799705IT'S ME AUSTIN
>>696799472Sounds like we should get her campaigning here.
>>696799694I'M A BOYWHILE I'M YOUR MOTHERI'M A MANI'M A ONE NIGHT STAND
>>696799616I don't remember MY Edgeworth being that buff.
>Gumshoe jobbed round 1Edgeworth's cutting his salary and giving it to HUNK
>>696799769VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCE
>>696793618Belated delivery.
>>696799648Bejitabro...
I should go to bed already but these threads are too much fun to read
>>696799628I say you should listen to a few more hours of me
>>696799689True enough, but not to worry, I'll be taking care of the competition... personally...
If campaigns help then why did my pick lose
Anon, Will your top candidate protect /v/'s democracy?
>>696799934...
>>696799934Campaign harder nigga is that simple
>>696799657Heavy plays fair, fist with fist. Then we will look who will make who into dinner
Since the thread is ending nobody will see that I think Shadow is cute and I am making a shrine and I am married to him irl (canon)
>>696799934You didn't campaign hard enough DUH.
Should we cuck post Heavy like we do Mr. Incredible
>>696799694WHAT IS A MAN?
Hey Coach.. ha maybe the Allied Master Computer.. maybe he's made out of chocolate, heh.
>>696800041>Heavy vs Bowser boxing match would be Kino
>>696800050with who thoheavy doesn't have wife, only his sisters and mom one of them pregnant with soldiers child
it
>>696800050we're taking sasha out for a steak dinner tonight
SILENTMAJOONERS RUN THIS PLACENEVER FORGET THAT
>>696799628I'm sad to inform you that this actually makes me want to vote for Gex.
>>696799934Campaigning only helps so much at times. You must also intake general enjoyment of a character as well.
>>696800050https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d0/Scout_dominationhvy05.wav
>>696799934It's a fact most don't want to acknowledge but some picks are too obscure or disliked for campaigning to matter.
The thread is ending soon, so I can't keep it in anymore. I'm a Captain Falcon fan, and they're something they haven't told you. The truth is tha......!
>>696800050>Should we cuck postYou should kill yourself instead.
>>696800197...!!!!!!
>>696800139>>696800150Make up a wife for him to get cucked. Worked for Luigi.
>>696800197>The thread is ending soonnigger we're only on page 8
>>696800139Sasha of course.
Young pink fella, what would you say if offer you a nice cake by a good price?
*cums*SAYMYNAME
>>696800050noi don't think we should
>>696800272waltuh
>>696800272AMCOGITO ERGO SUM
>>696800050YOU DARE TO TOUCH MY GUN???
>>696800191then why grimm won? his games was essentially an enigma to most of /v/ before 2021
>>696800272Mario...
>>696800050Do people genuinely enjoy cuck posting?
>>696800247it's not cuck posting if the wife doesn't exist
>>696799934Same here>My pick's opponent had only a single post>Still lost If you're not vocal enough/are carrying the entire campaign by yourself you won't beat the Silent Majority It's the unfortunate truth of the tournaments
>>696800272Dunkaccinno!
>>696800050>should we c-AAAAACCCCCKKKKK!
>>696800187>>696800236>>696800285Cuck posting silent picks is tournament culture
>>696800329Black Souls is /v/core. Not obscure at all here now.
>>696800336only the mentally ill like pic related
>>696800364I think campaigning settled in the most is past round 3 anyway. Until then you have to gain momentum.
>>696800329Because of Discord rigging
>>696800391>nowTHAT is the key word
>she thinks she can beat the silent majority...
>Camp 6 Votes
>>696800337Again, Luigi
>>696800390is itoddler spammer culture*
>>696798595AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE Congratulations for keeping up with the continuity, I suppose. I am simply surprised that NSA denied that I was a femoid when I mentioned it in 2022 considering her whole deal.
>>696800391Black Souls is unironically VERY popular now, I saw someone in Facebook with Red profile picture today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG0wL5iCSrI
>>696800391but it used to be /hgg2d/core back thenjust how Lobotomy Corporation used to be /indie/core
>>696800247luigi has daisy
>>696800450KEKAROO!
Stroking your main's big fat throbbing cock...
>>696800429He won in 2023.
>>696800452Again? Ok. Reposting (grabs link) eww:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3sH7S1SlyA
>>696800329>before 2021: literally who?>after 2021: oh is that guy>won in 2023: /v/ coreSo it takes around 2 or 3 years for something to become /v/core, good to know
>>696800329The Crooked Schizocrats had their 3AM Discord ballot dump.
>>696800050This is the last time someone tried to mess with Heavyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prZ0JrbQrU
>>696800295put the piece away waltuhthey're callin the cops
>>696800050Bowser will kidnap Heavy's sandvich, and lock her in a faraway castle
>>696800568OH NO NO NO PHONESISSIES NOT LIKE THIS
>>696800570meant for >>696800567
>>696800568Here we go again
>>696800568>This is what cuckfags look up to as their hero
>>696800568Stevencel explain yourself.
>>696800320We'll be touching more than that. Hand over your sister and mom.
>>696800568>circlejerking again
>>696800726>8 votes
>>696800568DELETE THIS
/co/mblr lost again
>>696800568Stevensissies……..
>>696800568this is someone's hero? rock boy doesn't even qualify as a boy, he's a sissy
>>696800726Heavy's bitches.
>>696800570>>696800329Uh yes RETARD, that is exactly why king of /v/ is made forNowhere else will you find a character like Grimm at any kind of contest
>>696800568HOLD IT!
>>696800568OH NO NO NO NO SUBROS DON’T LET THE CHADS OF /V/ SEE THIS
>his attempts at attacking silent picks have failed THREE times nowYou think he would have quit after Playgirl.
>>696800568I'll never forgive this shit cartoon for how much it ruined western animation as a whole.Fuck Steven and fuck the autists who watches this crap.
>>696800568>"people" voted for this
>>696800568TAKE THAT!
>>696800863Luigibros...
>>696800726The jew lost /co/sister.
bitches love my enclosed instruction booklet
>>696800904I don't believe in absolutism. Rebecca Sugar did nothing wrong.
>>696800568Gee i sure hope it gets funnier by the fourth or fith time
>>696800568TOTAL PHONEFAG DEATH
>>696800568>8 people voted for this tranny garbage
>>696800960NECK YOURSELF
Luiginoids, explain.
>>696801009You first Lord Faggot.
>>696800727>>696800994Luigifags really are pathetic>>696800863>>696800920>>696801010>>696801013
on /co/ we'd just post an image of an ape and get on with our lives. you all have to make a big deal out of everything.
>>6967996285 and you have to listen to gex rambling about stupidly niche Table top RPG lore in your dreams, for the next 10 years.
My hero gets many alt outfits but has NEVER crossdressed!
>>696800941LuigiSISTAH…
>>696801043>>696800727>>696800994>>696801043Are you feeling it now?
>>696800726POOTIS POW
gay luigi
>>696800994>metrocop irl
YOU SLY DOGS!!!! YOU GOT ME KEKPOSTING!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHO ARRIVED!!!!!! The Mr. /co/lympus EIGHTH PLACERS!?!? You're GOING to the KEKSHED?!?!? But wait, you're NOT the KEKS, I'M THE KEK??!?!!? FIRST, you're going to TEAR OFF my HANDS then SHOVE them UP my ASS so I can NEVER post ABOUT my SHOTA SELF-INSERTS again!!?!?!?! NEXT, my WIFE will ENTER the SHED, CRAVING BIG 8TH COCK?!?!!? NOW, the TRAIN begins to be RAN ON MY WIFE!!!! KUZCO shows her his NEW GROOVE WITH HIS SEX MOVES! DOOFENSHMIRTZ uses his LIBIDO-INATOR FOR UNLIMITED STAMINA!! IROH will PLOW THROUGH HER LIKE A ONE MAN ARMY!!! XAVIER opens her mind with INSANE MIND NUMBING NATIVE SEX!!!! LORD FARQUAAD and PLANKTON show where all their HEIGHT WENT TO WITH THEIR FOOT LONG COCKS!!!!!! And the King of /v/ EIGHTH PLACERS are HOPPING ABOARD the TRAIN to my WIFE'S CLITORIS TOO!?!?!? WARIO is going to PILEDRIVE HER WITH HIS SACK!!!!!!! SCOUT will STICK HIS LARGE BAT IN HER!!!!!!!! THE FUHRER will EXTERMINATE HER PUSSY WITH HIS SEMEN CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!! RAYMAN will SHOVE IN HER HIS HUGE FEATURES!!!!!!!!!!! BUT WAIT, STOP THE TRAIN!!!!! WHERE ARE MY WORST ENEMIES, BOB PARR AND LUIGI!?!?!?! I NEED them to FUCK my WIFE most of all!!!!!!! WHAT?!?!!?? THEY are at HOME with HELEN and DAISY?!!!??!! BOB is in BED showing Helen WHY they CALL him MR. INCREDIBLE?!!!??!!? LUIGI, even though he's afraid of creepy ghouls, is showing Daisy that HE'S a FREAK in the SHEETS!?!!???! I GUESS the TRAIN of B8C on MY WIFE will have to CHOO CHOO without them!!!!!! YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>696801043When Luigi does it its based but when the jew does it its not.
>>696800996Dipper tanked that btw. Also he never cross dressed like that SISSY Luigi.
>>696800473I'm sorry James anon. I really wanted a good rune this year with the remake, but Disco is also one of my favorite games. I couldn't decide.>>696800490>VERY popularOk let's not get carried away now. It's definitely got more western fans over the past two years, but it's still pretty damn niche. You guys are around the level Fear and Hunger was before Termina.
I only vote for characters that have canonically crossdressed before so this is fine by me.
>>696800473What the fugggggggggggg-kinda obvious in retrospective, still surprising tho
>>696801079/co/tards and /v/ermin have different kinds of mental illnesses so what is normal to one is something bizarre to the other and viceversa
I kneelI squealMy headcanon isn't real
>>696801178K, b, c.
I actually like luigi and don't like su but also i think it's funny to point this out>>696801187Dipper literally swapped bodies with a girl, that's more crossdressing than anyone else in the tournies
>>696800568S-Steven bros, d-don't look.
I admit it. I drew my pick in a dress once.
>Sissel>Nick>Battler>Pepsiman>Garcia>Quote>Steve>Charles>Doomguy>Kirby>Donkey Kong>Peppino>G-Man>Neo Cortex>CJ>Earthworm Jim>AM>Travis>Bowser>Little Mac>Edgeworth>Regigigas>Chadow>Metal Sonic>Wario>Spy>Mario>Wouldn't it be funny if Sam won?>Soldier>Weegee>................>Alucard
>>696801249Meanwhile in reality
>>696801289I drew my pick sucking a dick once
I COPEI MOPESOMEBODY HAND ME A ROPE
>>696801349KWAB
Pucker up those lips and show me your main in a dress, it's time for Luigi to work his Luigi Charm on them...
>>696801183>>696801205>>696801279HYPOCRITEigi…
If 0-4 Steven wins.If 5-9 Luigi wins.
>>696798780LEGO BLOCK STANS WHERE ARE YOU??
Where is all the Quote thirstposting? I thought they'd be over the moon at getting into Round 2
>>696800975Only if you really enjoy bean mouth crap and tumblr-levels of writing being spread across the majority of animation.Sure, whatever you say Stevenfaggot.
>>696801194A little bit niche yeah but I wouldn't say its as niche as it was last year now. And it annoys me a lot because there's so many faggots online becoming obnoxious with the game and imitating the annoying mainstream PMfags.
>>696801381Let's a go!
>>696801392YOU DUMB FUCK
>>696801392>92KWAB
>>696800329He had 3 years of campaigning, it adds up. + more people who liked the campaign try out the game every year and start voting for him because of it as well like me
>>696801392>92Steven is… a survivor.
MY HERO Luigi gets pegged EACH NIGHT by his BEAUTIFUL WIFE Daisy and I WISH THAT I WAS LUIGI instead because I HAVE ALOT OF THINGS to work out internally that I haven't quite gotten to yet because they FRANKLY SCARE ME but I think I'm becoming more COMFORTABLE with my IDENTITY
don't fuck this senator
>>696801194As long as everyone was having fun with the match, it's alright really. I'm going to Shadowpost now
>>696801392Steven won...The gay gangbang lottery.
>>696801416I'm still really horny for him but I felt bad when someone made a falseflag thread with him in the OP, I'd still be brap posting if it didn't go that far
>>696801392>Steven won getting rapped by bulbasaurs competition
>>696801416N is more sexier anyway.
>>696801527My ONE TRUE KING
>>696801575Fucking bitch in heat
>>696796514Leon is a better character and Re4 is a better game
>>696801619>heavy claims the last image slotI KNEEL...
>>696801349>xxmercurial_darknessxxNah he won.
9 and next month the hosts have to hold a drag queen of /v/ tournament
>>696801392Kevin Nash x Steven Universe. The one true ship I'll support. Make it canon /v/alhalla!
>>696801615He's the cutest boy in his series for sure but I still like Quote more
>>696801683i can respect that.
next person to get 5 gets married to Chris Benoit
>>696801320Jesus christ, this is what IC looks like?Lay off the McDonalds you fat fuck and go find actual women instead of imaginary girlfriends.
